Neuvillette is Flabbergasted by Venti and Ei's Situation | Genshin Impact voice lines

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  • @Jarock316
    @Jarock316 Год назад +14077

    He laughed when he heard Venti and Zhongli use a fake Vision to blend in. But, a century later when he can't get any peace 'Maybe those two were onto something...'

    • @Nil_Sama
      @Nil_Sama Год назад +781

      He can't copy them though, his face is super well known unlike those 2 😂

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 Год назад +235

      @@Nil_Sama Note I said 'centuries later'.

    • @Nil_Sama
      @Nil_Sama Год назад +422

      @@Jarock316 No, you said "a century" also Neuv said he'd be working as a Iudex for a long time after indemnitium disappeared from Fontaine. Someone who works for that long doesn't just get forgotten that easily.

    • @_Chaosnight_
      @_Chaosnight_ Год назад +237

      Neuvillette has been alive for like 500 years and everyone in Fontain knows him and how long he has lived and that he is very powerful, his identity as the Hydro Sovereign only gives an explanation for those things and yet things have been rather chill for him during this time
      I doubt another 500 will change much about that
      Also as a Sovereign at full power he's basically untouchable at the moment unless the Usurper of Celestia or Nibelung the Dragonking come in person to beat his ass, Neuvillette is currently the most powerful being on Teyvat that we have met in person

    • @opulan
      @opulan Год назад +77

      I think with how focalors planned the whole thing, the oratrice was powering the city before and now it’s gone it’s neuvilletes power sustaining the city, they’ll need an alternative power source before he can retire

  • @Zindakku
    @Zindakku Год назад +10528

    He can still charge Venti for public intoxication.

    • @sweetie_maple
      @sweetie_maple Год назад +449

      only if its an officially recognised crime

    • @bella_daze3092
      @bella_daze3092 Год назад +79

      LMAOOOO😂😂😂

    • @pride7052
      @pride7052 Год назад +290

      Mondstadter laws different
      Can't prosecute him

    • @sweetie_maple
      @sweetie_maple Год назад +205

      @@pride7052 unless VENTI goes to Fontaine for a holiday. We weren't from Fontaine and yet we were almost punished by the law when we first got there. We only got out of it because lyney made paimon into a balloon

    • @GEB_Rosee_PPS
      @GEB_Rosee_PPS Год назад

      ​@@sweetie_maple i heard that Archons cant really visit other nations like that. they either have to conceal their identity or something
      source: either from genshin impact redditz or a post on mihoyo app

  • @theangrypizza
    @theangrypizza 10 месяцев назад +554

    I don’t think these people realize that there was a little hint in his voice line about Venti 😭 “god of Hope”. Venti has been described to bring hope, especially in his past. Maybe this means something in the future of the storyline.

    • @storymouse164
      @storymouse164 5 месяцев назад +69

      It’s addressed in a lot of monstats stories that venti is not a weak person but rather only asks when his people are in dire need, and as the god of freedom it makes sense, he doesn’t see himself as a god but rather a last resort

    • @storymouse164
      @storymouse164 5 месяцев назад +39

      Also he’s really sweet, it kinda hinted at that he let senrioa take his qnosis willingly, because he knows she blames him for the death of her husband

    • @jrbudoybudoy
      @jrbudoybudoy 4 месяца назад +47

      @@storymouse164 He obviously got the power, also the words. Remember that the Hexenzirkel was assembled to end him but he was able to convince them to just have tea parties.

    • @icephantom9
      @icephantom9 2 месяца назад +3

      @@storymouse164 you mean signora right?

    • @storymouse164
      @storymouse164 Месяц назад +3

      @@icephantom9 yeah I just can’t spell

  • @CutestLilgoober
    @CutestLilgoober 9 месяцев назад +3008

    He'll judge them only to start crying again when he hears their backstories

    • @sanandn.r7889
      @sanandn.r7889 8 месяцев назад +54

      😂

    • @mikov6486
      @mikov6486 8 месяцев назад +363

      Venti/Ei: “And that’s my story…Huh. Where did this rain come from?”
      Neuvillette: “…”
      Venti/Ei: “…wait a second.”

    • @sanandn.r7889
      @sanandn.r7889 8 месяцев назад +42

      @@mikov6486 rain will only affect the Fontaine

    • @MrMoon-hy6pn
      @MrMoon-hy6pn 6 месяцев назад +99

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@sanandn.r7889 The regions are the way they are because that’s generally where the archons/sovereigns fought for control, not because there’s anything inherently special about each land mass. Since Neuvilette has complete control of hydro I’m sure he can make it rain anywhere. Like how Scaramouche could strike Tighnari with lightening in Sumeru even though he wasn’t a real god and his gnosis was from Inazuma.

    • @sanandn.r7889
      @sanandn.r7889 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@MrMoon-hy6pn wait his gnosis?

  • @ZeoffArcaneOfficial
    @ZeoffArcaneOfficial Год назад +6394

    Neuv: Ready to face down the 7 archons, treating them as unstoppable masters. The Elite 7 enemies of his life.
    The 7: 2 different messes, a relative child, and a retired man listening to people tell him HIS old war stories wrong.

    • @_Chaosnight_
      @_Chaosnight_ Год назад +1027

      Neuvillette "What in all that is holy has happened to the 7? how can i judge them in this state? This is just a sad sight to behold"

    • @kova_zero
      @kova_zero Год назад +300

      ​@@_Chaosnight_ he would say that omg 😭

    • @siskanotanexibisionist562
      @siskanotanexibisionist562 Год назад +134

      Tbh none of them are archon anymore since their gnosis is gone, except for tsarista ofc.

    • @skyro656
      @skyro656 Год назад +225

      ​@@siskanotanexibisionist562the fact that they don't have the gnosis doesnt mean they're not archons, they just don't have the entre power

    • @siskanotanexibisionist562
      @siskanotanexibisionist562 Год назад +17

      @@skyro656 the gnosis is literally what make them archons

  • @irondesagitario
    @irondesagitario Год назад +1906

    I like how he chooses violence inmediately lol

    • @archieprime
      @archieprime 4 месяца назад +46

      *Immediately walks it back at the first sign of humanity*

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga 3 месяца назад +5

      @archieprime Seeing as Ei made herself into a puppet so she has something inhuman to rule Inazuma instead of her…

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc Месяц назад +1

      Not everything is "humanity" non human beings showing emotions and vulnerability is normal, emo​tions are not a human thing, I promise. Lol @@archieprime

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MetaGigashe's literally not human regardless

  • @sharifrancis9826
    @sharifrancis9826 5 месяцев назад +339

    Neuvillette before meeting the Seven: I will judge them all.
    Neuvillette after meeting the Seven: I think they need some help not judgment, because my goodness they're in a sorry state.

    • @Eclipsed_Embers
      @Eclipsed_Embers 29 дней назад +41

      sounds like he's going to sentence them to therapy.

    • @michaelgarcia5680
      @michaelgarcia5680 20 дней назад

      @@Eclipsed_Embersand for at least 3 of them a little bit of rehab.

    • @michaelgarcia5680
      @michaelgarcia5680 17 дней назад +9

      @@Eclipsed_Embersand maybe a little bit of rehab for 3 of them(Venti for drinking, Zhongli for money management, and Ei for deserts).

    • @WaterfallOfTheSea
      @WaterfallOfTheSea 10 дней назад

      ​@@Eclipsed_Embers sounds painful

  • @Mr.Fenryck
    @Mr.Fenryck Год назад +1018

    We got a drunkard, who’s basically babysit by the local Batman and a shut in who had an existential crisis over a photo.

    • @ShiroNekoDen
      @ShiroNekoDen 11 месяцев назад +46

      Don't be mean to ei she's a gentle adorable bean.

    • @crim1188
      @crim1188 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ShiroNekoDenShe's an idiot responsible for a civil war lol

    • @captainblue5096
      @captainblue5096 11 месяцев назад +129

      @@ShiroNekoDenGentle adorable bean who neglected and cut off her nation out of her own depression, causing suffering and war amongst her people and allowing the Fatui to take advantage of it
      I hope Neuvilette gets to her first

    • @elizabethkblanco4620
      @elizabethkblanco4620 5 месяцев назад +24

      @@captainblue5096So it’s okay to disregard her trauma losing her sister, her friends, and everything she loved and saw a city without gods get nuked because they wanted to defy them and was terrified of it happening to Inazuma? Great logic.

    • @captainblue5096
      @captainblue5096 5 месяцев назад +42

      @@elizabethkblanco4620 Even considering that I wouldn’t exactly call her a “gentle adorable bean”.

  • @mingchen7704
    @mingchen7704 Год назад +1764

    Basically his reaction to each archon.
    Venti: …… you kidding me?
    Zhongli: I just want to talk with him (loads shotgun), I just want to talk to him.
    Raiden: …… she did what!?
    Nahida:…… I only just met this child, but if anything happen to her, I’ll kill everyone then myself.
    Furina:…… precious child just be protected at all cost.

    • @mrmechpunch4653
      @mrmechpunch4653 10 месяцев назад +147

      Focalor: ...I didn't get any answers about my past from her and she already judged herself.

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 7 месяцев назад +95

      If the leaks true:
      "The God of War and Blaze shall be judged for-"
      "Yo, Hydro boi, my man! Would you like to meet my little disciple?"
      "...What."

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 4 месяца назад +31

      @@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879Now:
      Neuvilete: Why are there so many people to be judge of usurpers?

    • @antoniopraide6855
      @antoniopraide6855 17 дней назад +1

      About mavuika: “she did great in her duty… buuuut imma still have to beat her ass. Her predecessor killed my bro- oh wait it was a fair and formal duel between him and her predecessor?
      …aight sure, I’ll allow it.”

  • @Mariewolf_94
    @Mariewolf_94 Год назад +206

    the bafflement in his tone, especially for Venti's, is funny...and kinda adorable. he makes a little noise of questioning and stutters after your explanation before clearing his throat and being all "Well, regardless, I shall pass along my judgment after meeting them for myself!"

    • @bella_daze3092
      @bella_daze3092 Год назад +15

      Agreed!! It’s what made me love that voiceline

    • @mrmechpunch4653
      @mrmechpunch4653 4 месяца назад +10

      It's like he's desperately trying not to break character, but other people make it hard for him.

  • @kshitizplays5305
    @kshitizplays5305 Год назад +1725

    Neuvi is gonna meet Venti and be even more disappointed.He goes to Liyue and the people tell him Deus Auri is dead and if he finds Zhongli,he might even form a bond with him who knows

    • @rollingblade7582
      @rollingblade7582 Год назад +240

      bruh zhong will dodge him like a plague 😂

    • @havilar3095
      @havilar3095 Год назад +142

      He will see him dealing with Hu Tao the same way he deals with Furina and he will understand

    • @citoyenneteavanttout7273
      @citoyenneteavanttout7273 Год назад +63

      It's actually funny that we told him that Ei was seculded and Venti was drunk but not that Deus Auri was dead ??????? huge question mark.🤨🤔

    • @minglinkee7217
      @minglinkee7217 Год назад +33

      ​@@citoyenneteavanttout7273 Because he is not dead in reality and we know it

    • @citoyenneteavanttout7273
      @citoyenneteavanttout7273 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@minglinkee7217 WE KNOW IT. For almost everybody else, he is supposed to be dead.

  • @FahrizalSurya
    @FahrizalSurya Год назад +2629

    Probably in Neuv's eyes the seven is bunch of dangerous and formidable foe.. but in reality so far Anemo Archon is just a broke drunkard, Geo Archon s just a broke old man who live off from tab because he forgot his wallet most of time, Electro Archon is just a shut in boomer, and Dendro Archon is just a little baby

    • @jevinliu4658
      @jevinliu4658 Год назад +288

      Nahida's still the most effective little baby out there, so eh...

    • @_Chaosnight_
      @_Chaosnight_ Год назад +171

      ​@@jevinliu4658 She barly has her shit together considering she has only begun to get over all the trauma she endured

    • @Pherim_
      @Pherim_ Год назад +78

      Well, they were... Thousands of years ago.
      Erosion and changes with time did a number on their past Murder intents

    • @kingslayer9983
      @kingslayer9983 Год назад +35

      And the hydro arcon off herself

    • @Aaronreacher
      @Aaronreacher Год назад +69

      EI does have to answer for her crimes. She left her duties to a puppet who allowed the Fatui and other clans from Inazuma to start a war due to the vision hunt decreed not to mention that all of Inazuma is a bloody chaos, only the main island is habitable.

  • @bella_daze3092
    @bella_daze3092 Год назад +492

    Neuvillette woke up and chose violence but was also surprised when hearing how the other archons are actually like lol (The Venti one made me laugh😂😂😂)

    • @RaidenShogun_CookingChannel
      @RaidenShogun_CookingChannel Год назад +28

      That gives the vibe of new employee judging the old tired and depressed employees

    • @_Chaosnight_
      @_Chaosnight_ Год назад +28

      Venti is an old lazy drunk, Zhongli a retired old man, Ei is completely depressed at the loss of her sister, Nahida barly has her shit together and Folcelor is just dead, No one knows what's going on with Murata because she's been gone the past 500 years and the Tsaritsa is cold and sad because of a reason we don't know about
      The 7 are a mess to say the least

    • @Pherim_
      @Pherim_ Год назад +13

      Well, remember how the Archons were before knowing the Curse of their positions.
      No one of them so far really wants their Thrones, but they have duties still

    • @Nana_molina-h9z
      @Nana_molina-h9z 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Pherim_Someone commented that they didnt really mean to hurt Khaenriah. That they were just trying to eliminate the threat of the gate of monsters that opened in Khaenriah. It just happened that the Khaenriahns became monsters

    • @mintpudding7908
      @mintpudding7908 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@Nana_molina-h9z it's true tho, Khaenriahan fall is their own fault. Tldr; They want to experiment abyssal power despite some people against it (like Jester & Dainsleif). Rhinedottir created monsters & abyss gate went amok in Khaenriah then spread instantly in Teyvat. The Archons are called to quell the calamity.
      Source: Pale Flame Circlet artifacts description, Dainsleif dialogue Teyvat Chapter, Breeze amidst the Forest book.
      Ps; The notes inside Giant Ruin Guard in Sumeru & Pari world quest confirmed Sumerian & Khaenriahan (hinted to be Dain) working together to quell the calamity before

  • @RylieRiddle
    @RylieRiddle Год назад +835

    I want Neuvi to get drunk with Venti, get lost in old stories with Zhongli, and find some quiet time to meditate with Ei. And gossip with Yae.

    • @needless974
      @needless974 Год назад +72

      And play with Sigewinne and Nahida

    • @Jackson-ub1uv
      @Jackson-ub1uv Год назад +65

      Yae would _absolutely_ share embarrassing stories with him, as long as Neuvillette isn’t a danger to Ei, of course.

    • @lanwangjitoe9081
      @lanwangjitoe9081 Год назад +39

      now i need a fanfic with Neuvillette traveling across Teyvat, meet certain people, with 30+ chapters, 100k words with canon divergence tag

    • @fernsvlog1968
      @fernsvlog1968 11 месяцев назад +14

      Yae would serve the best tea too. In multiple ways

    • @aduckonaplane3816
      @aduckonaplane3816 7 месяцев назад +4

      I wonder if he can actually get drunk. He could prob clear thr alcohol content in his blood if he wanted to lmao

  • @T_Raffety
    @T_Raffety Год назад +143

    “I must meet him for myself” bro’s tryna have a different kind of drink besides water

  • @DaNiceGuy
    @DaNiceGuy 9 месяцев назад +139

    “I shall fulfill my vow to judge ALL of the seven in turn”
    Other 6 Archons after hearing that hydro archon got death sentence after his judgement:

    • @sanandn.r7889
      @sanandn.r7889 8 месяцев назад +6

      She choose death sentence

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@sanandn.r7889, she did not, the Oratrace (Focalor in it) did.

    • @sanandn.r7889
      @sanandn.r7889 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@danielbedrossian5986 huh isn’t hydro archon the focalors?

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@sanandn.r7889 , probably I am a bit confused, but the death sentence that Focalor ordered, was targeting the archon, so her self. But as far the people of Teyvat aware, Furina is the same person that is Focalor.
      So pretty much the other 6 knows that Furina for her inpersonatin crime have got death sentenced, by her self... But she did not.
      Uh... we are going God/Jesus level of multy personal, brain wreckings here. I have Paimonial brain juice infinancies!

    • @rafaelhuarte9645
      @rafaelhuarte9645 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@danielbedrossian5986 Furina is the literal physical body of Focalors

  • @felixleong61
    @felixleong61 Год назад +571

    The 100 years peace deal.
    We babysit Furina during her vacation in our nations. In turn, Neuvillette leaves us alone plus provide us the funds to support her.

    • @HuntressArtemis
      @HuntressArtemis Год назад +27

      This gives so much "Dad left to buy milk" energy

    • @T_Raffety
      @T_Raffety Год назад +20

      As long as Furina going to Mondstadt means we get to see Dornman Port, then I’m all for it

    • @Pherim_
      @Pherim_ Год назад +18

      Sadly Furina will be dead by then, unless Neuv do something. Shes just a Human with a Vision now, but still have the Soul and Mind of a God, as other Archons state

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik Год назад +16

      ​@@Pherim_Yeah. She's already an adult, so she has probably 50-80 years to leave on average

    • @kitcatwafers
      @kitcatwafers Год назад +4

      UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAOOO

  • @yourdad4824
    @yourdad4824 10 месяцев назад +43

    Bro was so disapointed😭😭😂😂

    • @gojos_blindfold
      @gojos_blindfold Месяц назад +6

      nah bro was expecting some crazy stuff from the archons not this hahahahahah

  • @MischiefMakerMarcy
    @MischiefMakerMarcy Год назад +71

    I love how Nuevi’s just like: well, I wouldn’t want to disrupt the Electro Usurpers nap, I’ll wait

    • @merusotajio2222
      @merusotajio2222 Год назад +21

      No he was like : oh she is hiding .....? Fine ! I'll wait until she gets out then I'll get her

  • @FaruzansGoofyPigtails
    @FaruzansGoofyPigtails 10 месяцев назад +38

    I think it’s interesting that he calls venti “the god of hope”, especially because of the whole dead friend thing with anemo users

    • @rafaelhuarte9645
      @rafaelhuarte9645 10 месяцев назад +19

      I find it interesting, because the other day I saw a theory that what really gave the Anemo Vision to a person was the feeling of hope to change your destiny, or to obtain the necessary power to achieve your goals.
      The hope of being able to take your own path, or of being able to follow the one you have proposed.

  • @ausya004
    @ausya004 Год назад +306

    Lmao I'd like to see him meet Venti sooner😂

    • @ventithedrunk9506
      @ventithedrunk9506 Год назад +19

      I think me and Zhongli should meet him together.
      Im a drunk trying to blend in, hes... in debt and under a mortal's command half the time.
      I think hell get along with us knowing were on the same page as him now.

    • @massimilianoreali4398
      @massimilianoreali4398 2 месяца назад

      All fun and games until Neuvillette discover that you are the son/part of Mommy "SHADE of time" Istaroth @@ventithedrunk9506

  • @Fin_TheHappyTraveler
    @Fin_TheHappyTraveler Год назад +106

    Nuevillette doing justice and this two are like nahh lets be drunkards and introverts😂😂

    • @ventithedrunk9506
      @ventithedrunk9506 Год назад +7

      Yep...
      Im fine woth Osmanthus wine for a while.
      But honestly he doesnt understand where in the same page as him. We currently dont like celestia and just chilling with out people.

    • @Fin_TheHappyTraveler
      @Fin_TheHappyTraveler Год назад +5

      @@ventithedrunk9506jajaja I imagine Ei playing Genshin with Yae in the plane of euthaimia

  • @HylianJayAppears
    @HylianJayAppears Год назад +76

    I just imagine Nuvilette going to meet Ei and just stumbing over a bunch of light novels and manga just to try and get face to face with her.

    • @iloveplumpgrannies174
      @iloveplumpgrannies174 Год назад +19

      Maybe after Yae gets done dressing him up as a hot mommy for one of her novels.

    • @mynameisjeff1271
      @mynameisjeff1271 11 месяцев назад +11

      He can’t even enter the plane probably talk to Ei when she comes out and buys dango milk 😭

    • @kaizablue0412
      @kaizablue0412 Месяц назад +3

      Neuvillette:Why does this novel had a.......version of me?
      Ei: Yae you do realize he'll put you to trial right?
      Yae:He's not at Fontaine like he can do anything besides I have you
      Ei:Yeh no your on your own
      Yae:Eh!?

  • @scorpx3790
    @scorpx3790 Год назад +269

    Neuvillette to Raiden:
    Come outside Shogun, I swear I won't jump you
    Neuvillette to Venti:
    Since you love to drunk how about you drink this 2 million gallons of water?!

    • @HYPERMAN__
      @HYPERMAN__ Год назад +51

      Venti - Nah water is overrated give me 2000 Gallons of Wine or Vodka and I will Inhale that shit Instantly.

    • @MiraHonda343
      @MiraHonda343 11 месяцев назад +24

      Alice say once to klee that venti can drink the entire cider lake xD it was in the weinlesefestival

    • @usboko73
      @usboko73 4 месяца назад +3

      Diluc - I approved.

  • @doctorwho3708
    @doctorwho3708 Год назад +492

    You can see how Young he is in the long live species with this.
    He trying to sound mature and badass with new found authority on the gids who were more or less as muxh of a victim as everyone else.😂

    • @bella_daze3092
      @bella_daze3092 Год назад +31

      This is the exact reason why I love it😂😂

    • @kaenryuuart543
      @kaenryuuart543 Год назад +8

      He’s the hydro sovereign, he’s much much older than any god or archon

    • @thexvthmember4910
      @thexvthmember4910 Год назад +74

      ​@@kaenryuuart543He's a reincarnation of the Hydro Sovereign, not the original one. Neuvillette is only 500 years old and was only able to be born after Egeria (First Hydro Archon) died during the Cataclysm.

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 Год назад +32

      @kaenryuuart543 He the new Hydro Sovereign. He was reborn after the first one had die.
      So in term of actaul age and experience, he very much a child or teen in the term of long live species.

    • @astronought_
      @astronought_ Год назад +13

      when i remember he and scaramouche are the same age 😭 (and nahida sort of? still don’t understand how rewriting irminsul works lol)

  • @redhallohi
    @redhallohi Год назад +60

    He really went: mark my words, vengeance will be mine😭
    (One day, sureeeely)

  • @thatoneguy8907
    @thatoneguy8907 4 месяца назад +8

    “The Archons shall be judged for their- oh. They’re chill now? Damn.”

  • @Khazziecally
    @Khazziecally Год назад +25

    He's like the new manager judging the employees with 10 years experience

  • @thatonequietartist8470
    @thatonequietartist8470 Год назад +95

    I think him and Venti would get along.
    I mean, Venti is an extremely nice and benevolent person. Considering a lot of factors about him (including that he has the possible reincarnation of the Anemo sovereign as his dragon-son) Neuvi would like Barbatos.

    • @jrbudoybudoy
      @jrbudoybudoy 4 месяца назад +18

      Real. Neuvilette is just prejudiced against the Archons because they were the ones that got the authority of his brethren. If he learns any of the backstories of them he'd think twice before judging them. (Except Zhongli because man did so many things in the war he's got no excuses.)

    • @massimilianoreali4398
      @massimilianoreali4398 2 месяца назад +6

      The real problem with venti is if Neuvillette notice that Venti is highly connected and a part of Istaroth basically its like meeting the son of one of the person who murdered the og you

    • @michaelgarcia5680
      @michaelgarcia5680 Месяц назад +8

      ⁠@@massimilianoreali4398let’s just hope that Venti’s connection to Istaroth isn’t that noticeable to our Hydro Sovereign… then again I’m hoping Neuviliete doesn’t do that whole child will pay for the crimes of the parent thing cause that would be very f’d up on his part…

  • @glitzicurities9075
    @glitzicurities9075 11 месяцев назад +7

    I always imagine he's saying these lines with hesitation, like yeah he'll judge them if it's the last thing he does but he really wants it to be the last thing he does

  • @lane3317
    @lane3317 Год назад +35

    About nahida “ SHE WAS IN PRISON FOR HOW LONG. Forget it I’m not going to get to send anyone to jail”

  • @Midnightgaming-s9q
    @Midnightgaming-s9q 6 месяцев назад +14

    Neuvillette: I will judge the gods.
    Players: Well, I can see we’re not gonna get along.

  • @coffeeking9565
    @coffeeking9565 3 месяца назад +6

    Raiden really did his job for him and imprisoned herself 😂

  • @azzythesmol
    @azzythesmol 6 месяцев назад +5

    HELP THE WAY HE SIGHED WHEN HE GOT TO VENTI HE JUST
    "...Oh ffs-"
    THAT'S HOW IT SOUNDED I CANT

  • @glam4663
    @glam4663 Год назад +49

    Neuvilette realising the "userpers" are a bunch of wierdos.😂

    • @nicolasbanidol2371
      @nicolasbanidol2371 6 месяцев назад +1

      Now waiting for the last two weirdos...

    • @jrbudoybudoy
      @jrbudoybudoy 4 месяца назад +1

      @@nicolasbanidol2371 other one is just Goku while the other one is Bronya

  • @larakyte6729
    @larakyte6729 6 месяцев назад +6

    When he said 'Oh', 'Hm', 'Hah' and 'Well' is so cute and funny for someone who yelling 'Order, order, order!' in the court

  • @NerdishGeekish
    @NerdishGeekish Год назад +18

    Neuvillette: So you're telling me all the other archons are all different flavours of hobos that only put on their archon pants when an imminent crisis is knocking down their door?! This sounds awfully familiar...

  • @KudaGeatsune3821
    @KudaGeatsune3821 11 месяцев назад +11

    neuvilette: i shall judge the seven
    the seven: a drunkard a retiree a NEET a child a terrorist and a himeko clone
    furina: i think you've got more important things to do than waste time with them
    neuvilette: perhaps i can put this on hold for a while

    • @rowy16
      @rowy16 14 дней назад

      I read this in their voices :D

  • @imbara33
    @imbara33 Год назад +13

    “Well then at the very least the gods of contracts is sure to be ready to be judged… What do you mean he retired…?”

  • @zerotodona1495
    @zerotodona1495 Год назад +25

    Traveler crushing his dreams of judgement.

  • @Itz_RavenYT
    @Itz_RavenYT 6 месяцев назад +10

    lemme see their backstories...
    oh. *cries in french*

  • @chloecheah4036
    @chloecheah4036 4 месяца назад +6

    Neuvillette: according to the judgement of the Oratrice Mechanique D’Analyse Cardinale…
    Venti: cool song bro 🕺🕺🕺

  • @Archon3960
    @Archon3960 8 месяцев назад +11

    Woah, just chill out here, Inspector Javert! xD

  • @Shadows_are_Calling
    @Shadows_are_Calling 7 месяцев назад +7

    Honestly, Neuvillette called Venti himself the god of breeze and hope. How bad can a deity of freedom and hope be?
    Though I appreciate that Neuvi didn’t call him an usurper as he got his archon title freely, and Boreas let him take it so... in my opinion he shouldn't get a too harsh judgment he's not a bad archon. Between the comic and the game, we know that every time he was needed, he came.

  • @Omnipotentkami
    @Omnipotentkami 4 месяца назад +8

    "Finally. I will judge all the Archons in a trial in order to....-- What do you mean they already did it to themselves? That destroys the moment. I had played it out in my mind and everything!"
    The greatest judgment of all from the Archons is administrative leave.

  • @zuwi0
    @zuwi0 10 месяцев назад +42

    Neuvi isnt sorry or anything for Ei, he was just suprised. And since he cant reach her in the plane of euthymia he said he will go to her some other time

  • @kaizablue0412
    @kaizablue0412 Месяц назад +3

    Neuvillette will eventually cry after learning their sad backstory

  • @Suited_Nat
    @Suited_Nat 4 месяца назад +2

    Love him sm 😂
    The way he talks about venti and zhongli having fake visions as well is so endearing- he wheeze laughs 🥹

  • @RealTHM
    @RealTHM 4 месяца назад +3

    "GOD DANGIT COULD ONE OF YOU PLEASE BE BAD"

  • @SHYLUMINE
    @SHYLUMINE Год назад +45

    He laughs at them, but Zhongli has been a god for many years and been protecting His land far longer then Nuvi been alive.
    Venti on the other hand is the embodiment of freedom so of course he’s give his people the freedom as that’s what he represents.
    Ei is just depressed that her sister died

    • @citoyenneteavanttout7273
      @citoyenneteavanttout7273 Год назад +12

      Agree, though Ei fought during the Archon war to annihilate all the threats to Inazuma and its People. She just isn't born a leader, she's the brawn, and she never asked to rule over them but she had to, no wonder she was clueless.

    • @pokeyscorpion8224
      @pokeyscorpion8224 Год назад +9

      @@citoyenneteavanttout7273To Ei's credit, she is doing a decent job after sorting out her priorities and coming to terms with her loss

    • @SHYLUMINE
      @SHYLUMINE Год назад +7

      @@citoyenneteavanttout7273 sometimes I feel like Ei is going to be a reflection of Aether, what if Lumine is dead? Will he close himself off and be self destructive like Ei in a way? Or try to overcome it.
      I still think Ei misses her sister, yes she overcame it, but it took thousands of years.

    • @cristianamiana9913
      @cristianamiana9913 Год назад +3

      I mean... She did kill a lotta innocent people who just received visions...

    • @pokeyscorpion8224
      @pokeyscorpion8224 Год назад +3

      @@SHYLUMINE No, it took her a few centuries, not thousands of years. Makoto died in the Kanri'ah disaster.
      Also yeah of course Ei is still mourning her sister, but she is no longer allowing her grief to control everything she does

  • @huuamai8151
    @huuamai8151 Год назад +14

    Neuvillette sounds like an evil villain who suffers from procrastination.

  • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 Год назад +67

    Bro REALLY needs to get out of Fontaine.
    Neuvillette: Grrr, those damn gods, REEEEE-
    Meanwhile.
    Venti: Oh Ive hit rock bottom this time *Drunk scottish rambling.*
    Zhongli: Back in my day, everything used to cost 1 mora
    Ei: *Agoraphobia.*
    Nahida: "Hello and welcome to Standing Up School....and you fail."
    Murata: *Waiting to respawn. 15s.*
    Tsaritsa: *Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.*

  • @TheToastEditz
    @TheToastEditz 2 месяца назад +2

    Fontaines gonna rain like crazy when Neuvillette know their backstory. When he hear Scaramouche and Kunichs backstory. Fontaines gonna drown.

  • @ultrabumblebee
    @ultrabumblebee Год назад +32

    Harmless? Talk to Diluc about his tab. That guy is a menace! Menace, I say! 😤😂😅

  • @natalizthanh7019
    @natalizthanh7019 Год назад +11

    Another 2000 years and he have to pay a visit to Zhongli asking in how to "stage your own death"

  • @justacatwithasadface2692
    @justacatwithasadface2692 4 месяца назад +3

    "Even if the sky should fall and the ground give way..."
    Bros am I overthinking it, or is that Neuvi acknowledging how much of a threat he thinks Venti is? There's no way he just mentions that and NOT have it related to Venti, being the main topic and all

  • @Ren_rz
    @Ren_rz 11 месяцев назад +4

    He sounds.... Disappointed or demotivated maybe 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @sageanimations2463
    @sageanimations2463 Год назад +7

    Venti about to get hit with the worsf charge that being public intoxication.

  • @nachinachi5085
    @nachinachi5085 5 месяцев назад +3

    Neuvillette after judging Zhongli: As for your punishment, you will eat escargots for a year. Bon appetit.

  • @viniciusevaristo8490
    @viniciusevaristo8490 4 месяца назад +3

    neuvillete : raiden shogun... the electro archon im here to jud-
    ei : HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GOT IN MY REALM OF EUTHYMIA!

  • @xanderx3788
    @xanderx3788 Год назад +154

    Neuvilette: "the 7 are the greatest manace to the natural order of this world. I will stop em no matter what".
    Le seven:
    -A drunk laughing teen.
    -A retired old man sipping tea.
    -An eremite meditating 24/7.
    -A litteral loveable child.
    -Dead by suicide
    -Probably doesn't exist anymore/pacifist
    -Most likely not a villain
    Neuvilette: "anyways, those pesky vishaps shall fear my judgment"

    • @_Chaosnight_
      @_Chaosnight_ Год назад +12

      Murata just chilling who knows where because she just left without a trace after the war

    • @Enomaru001
      @Enomaru001 11 месяцев назад +4

      Ei an eremite?

  • @sublis939
    @sublis939 Год назад +29

    Who’s going to tell him that Venti is on good terms with his sovereign dragon.

    • @iloveplumpgrannies174
      @iloveplumpgrannies174 Год назад +5

      Dvalin is not a sovereign dragon.

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 Год назад +2

      ​@@iloveplumpgrannies174so which one is the sovereign dragon

    • @iloveplumpgrannies174
      @iloveplumpgrannies174 Год назад +10

      @@randomperson4198
      We don't know yet. So far, the only confirmed dragon sovereigns are Apep and Neuvilette. Not all dragons are dragon sovereigns. Dragon Sovereigns are higher beings compared to normal dragons.

    • @citoyenneteavanttout7273
      @citoyenneteavanttout7273 Год назад +3

      @iloveplumpgrannies174 Dvalin and Azhdaha had been released far prior to the plot leading us to know about the existence of the Dragon Sovreigns. Afterall, Dvalin is the Monarch of the Sky and Azhdaha is the Lord king of Geo vishaps, it's not far-fetched at all.

    • @iloveplumpgrannies174
      @iloveplumpgrannies174 Год назад +4

      @@citoyenneteavanttout7273
      Tbh, any character in the game can be dragon sovereigns if the devs want it. With that being said, I only believe in confirmed information. So far, the only confirmed dragon sovereigns are Apep and Neuvilette so I'm sticking to that.

  • @Lezazazel
    @Lezazazel 11 месяцев назад +8

    Zhongli narrowly avoided him

  • @Aether-Re
    @Aether-Re 11 месяцев назад +30

    Glad he didn't
    ✨Oratrice✨
    🕺Mecanique🕺
    🗣️D'analyse 🗣️
    👏Cardinale👏

  • @seraphi3387
    @seraphi3387 3 месяца назад +4

    Something tells me that the day he meets the Archons, it will be tense to be sure, but also after interacting with them with time will help him realize that they are not happy being with Celestia just as much as he is. Probably even sympathize with them to some extent. Probably see them as allies against Celestia during the great showdown against Celstia in the future, but we shall wait and see. 🤔

  • @XenBaker404
    @XenBaker404 4 месяца назад +1

    I really hope in the future, Neuvillette gets Interactions with the archons. I can only imagine how funny they'll be

  • @Hail_Mary1
    @Hail_Mary1 4 месяца назад +3

    Can’t wait to hear what he has to say about mavuika

    • @GustavoJua15
      @GustavoJua15 4 месяца назад +1

      Probably "Huh? She is human?"

  • @dragreginlief30
    @dragreginlief30 Год назад +11

    Got a suspicion he will place Venti in an AA meeting soon. 😂😂😂

  • @OritsuDenka
    @OritsuDenka Год назад +6

    This is way of socializing....

  • @ЛесичКунь
    @ЛесичКунь 28 дней назад +1

    Neuvillette before meeting the seven Archons: I will judge the usurpers. They cannot escape justice. Even if heaven and earth change places, I am ready to do my duty!
    Neuvillette after meeting the seven Archons: I think they all need a therapist.

  • @drascongamer
    @drascongamer 4 месяца назад +3

    Love how zhongli avoided bro at all costs in lantern rite

  • @morcatna4767
    @morcatna4767 4 месяца назад +1

    I was worried he was gonna say “I shall pay her a visit myself!” 😤

  • @fatuusdottore
    @fatuusdottore 6 месяцев назад +2

    Why does bro sound like a supervillain LMFAOOOO.

  • @leecole7266
    @leecole7266 4 месяца назад +1

    Neuvilette learning most of the other archons are unemployed

  • @Ellie-sf5bn
    @Ellie-sf5bn 10 месяцев назад +8

    His voice is so sexy

  • @AKY7119
    @AKY7119 Год назад +25

    Poor neuvillette 😅

  • @Azraelson
    @Azraelson 4 месяца назад +1

    Neuvilette immediately wanting to cast judgemental against the other archons expecting fierce battles against strong opponents and instead he gets an irresponsible drunk, a deadbeat who quit his job, a NEET, a literal child and someone who will just respawn.

  • @yasyfaagnia7447
    @yasyfaagnia7447 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how vengefully funny Neuvillette to the archon 😂

  • @nemunemu7257
    @nemunemu7257 22 дня назад +1

    He knows about Nahida and Furina but doesn’t seem to be updated about Venti and Ei😅

  • @jaysoncayetano2943
    @jaysoncayetano2943 4 месяца назад +1

    one is Homestuck, one is Homeless

  • @Umbrella-lady
    @Umbrella-lady Год назад +5

    Neuvillette is flabbergasted

  • @ValiantStranger12
    @ValiantStranger12 Год назад +6

    Neuvilette you are not the main character, you don't need Ops😅😅😅

  • @theevilkinghimself544
    @theevilkinghimself544 Год назад +10

    Neuvillette knows what He need😂😏

  • @stargazer6510
    @stargazer6510 11 месяцев назад +3

    Neuvillette goes to Archons to make a statement for his judgement. What he expects:
    "Oh? The Sovereign of the Old World? You dare oppose the Heavenly Principal."
    Reality:
    Venti too drunk to even understand the fuck going on.
    Zhongli is tasting tea.
    Ei is waiting for Dango Milk.
    Nahida is preparing Scaramouch for school.

  • @aryachohan7873
    @aryachohan7873 Год назад +5

    Venti will just ligit offer him a bottle of wine and a free song and will go on bis marry way😂😂

  • @lilleh_luminette
    @lilleh_luminette 6 месяцев назад +2

    The way he sighs and says "Well!"😭 He seems upset to hear about Venti😂

  • @speedstriker
    @speedstriker Год назад +3

    Harmless is a funny way to spell homeless.

  • @Schmuelu
    @Schmuelu Год назад +4

    Venti is a harmless drunkard!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @exoz6771
    @exoz6771 18 дней назад +1

    Neuv to all Archons : you all must be judge!! except you Miss Nahida you can go have a nice tea & cake with Miss Furina

  • @nachinachi5085
    @nachinachi5085 Месяц назад +2

    I think the only Archon Neuvillette can judge properly is the Tsarista but it will only be for the sake of the Snezhnayans who have suffered under her.

  • @thesleepyreader
    @thesleepyreader 11 месяцев назад +2

    He's so disappointed in all the archons 🤣🤣

  • @evrest9166
    @evrest9166 Год назад +4

    Venti already punishing himself everyday 😂

  • @benlambert7829
    @benlambert7829 Год назад +7

    Wait till he finds out about zhongli

  • @LawfulllyLesbian
    @LawfulllyLesbian 5 месяцев назад +13

    Lol Venti is not a God of Hope, he literally spent the last thousand years either staying in bed or drinking away his sorrows. My boy is the poster child for depression

    • @MidnightTheKitten
      @MidnightTheKitten Месяц назад +2

      Depression that brings hope to others 😭💀

  • @willowravencroft
    @willowravencroft Год назад +3

    I could imagine Nuevilette meeting Venti for the first time only for Venti to ruin the mood by barfing on Nuevilette's shoes 😂😂😂

  • @SymonSighs
    @SymonSighs Год назад +2

    Neuvillette wants to throw hands so bad, but can't openly bring himself to be mad at a hikikomori and an alcoholic.

  • @OinaruKiseki
    @OinaruKiseki Год назад +2

    You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but it seems Neuvillette abides to 'violence is always the answer...'
    I approve. ^^

  • @epichungering9648
    @epichungering9648 11 месяцев назад +1

    It’s like he’s living in the past and all of the archons he knew are dead or retired.

  • @gibbhartin643
    @gibbhartin643 7 месяцев назад +1

    He states hed visit venti and ei but states he doesn't want to visit morax and would instead draw morax out to Fontaine. Means neuv knows of zhongli's combat prowess and is scared

  • @dreambreakerremixfactoryof6160
    @dreambreakerremixfactoryof6160 Год назад +4

    You could tell he wants to fight them so badly 😂
    What he's a drunk... Damn
    What.. she's a introvert... BLAST IT