How JaackMaate Nearly Killed His Cousin

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @HappyHourPodcast
    @HappyHourPodcast  4 года назад +263

    Do YOU think Jack should be forgiven for this, or is he going STRAIGHT TO HELL?

  • @ethanossnapped3716
    @ethanossnapped3716 4 года назад +369

    How does that make you feel?
    Jack: Terrible
    Me: Wait
    Jack: Actually not bad at all
    Me: There we go

  • @casualbc3932
    @casualbc3932 3 года назад +27

    People need to understand that jack laughs about some serious things because that’s how he copes with dealing with the pressure, we ain’t all built like machines

  • @DystopianOverture
    @DystopianOverture 4 года назад +180

    Stevie's all cinnamon roll pure about his, and then Alfie and Jack admit to attempted murder.

  • @jammyjamjars6995
    @jammyjamjars6995 4 года назад +34

    5:10 camera change in line with jacks laugh lol

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 4 года назад +193

    Love these personal story podcasts

  • @TheOneMerlin
    @TheOneMerlin 3 года назад +14

    He wasn’t armed.... he was an unarmed kid.
    That line killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @catpoyz2260
    @catpoyz2260 4 года назад +41

    One of my favourite episodes.
    “Hello, my names Alfie”
    “Hello Alfie”
    “Ummmm” “that was a bit cult like”
    I need a clip of that part 😂

  • @CainG26
    @CainG26 4 года назад +12

    Cheers jack you helped me change from illegally downloading music to spotify because i love your podcast

  • @freddiemercury5987
    @freddiemercury5987 4 года назад +25

    I'm getting addicted to these so interesting my favourite podcast love your channel

  • @josephweinbren
    @josephweinbren 4 года назад +10

    'And you lied about it' the disappointment on stevies face 😂

  • @morganpettigrew8967
    @morganpettigrew8967 3 года назад +6

    Can we just talk about how stevie giggles so happily at everything jack says 😭

  • @jamiesheridan6688
    @jamiesheridan6688 4 года назад +479

    Well this is an interesting title.

    • @HappyHourPodcast
      @HappyHourPodcast  4 года назад +259

      Struggled to get this video monetised, no idea why...

    • @martyrhodes
      @martyrhodes 4 года назад +24

      @@HappyHourPodcast confused screaming

    • @ruby4506
      @ruby4506 3 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @BoredToBitz
      @BoredToBitz 3 года назад +1

      yep...

  • @samifaj8831
    @samifaj8831 4 года назад +40

    Great to see Alfie more involved. I find that he’s less nervous when he’s not with guests

  • @Gall-uj4ri
    @Gall-uj4ri 4 года назад +46

    Something about these podcasts what make you feel like your sat listening to your mates

    • @HappyHourPodcast
      @HappyHourPodcast  4 года назад +54

      If your pals chat about murdering family members, I'm slightly concerned about your friendship group...

    • @Gall-uj4ri
      @Gall-uj4ri 4 года назад +6

      Happy Hour Podcast 🤣🤣 they are an interesting bunch to say the least

    • @L_Martin
      @L_Martin 4 года назад +1

      * parasocial relationship intensifies *

  • @lauratippett
    @lauratippett 4 года назад +8

    "and you lied about it" ....*insert Stevie's disappointed face that represents every adult during my childhood*

  • @SeanShimamoto
    @SeanShimamoto 4 года назад +31

    This may be the most grim “Happy Hour” I’ve ever seen. 😂🤣

  • @tgs4207
    @tgs4207 4 года назад +1

    Glad we have the clips man pure gems !

  • @IronGiant314
    @IronGiant314 4 года назад +3

    Look forward to hearing the other stories, they sound class

  • @georgiamcculloch7657
    @georgiamcculloch7657 4 года назад +1

    Already listened to this whole podcast but still had to watch this clip! Love this episode and you guys💕

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov 4 года назад +8

    lol those sound effects are brilliant

  • @mahuaghosh8054
    @mahuaghosh8054 3 года назад +3

    I love how this is a second before the 10 min mark. Please leave your condolences here.

  • @mikeodonovon8512
    @mikeodonovon8512 4 года назад +6

    Big up love the podcast boys💜

  • @floydfreeman1318
    @floydfreeman1318 4 года назад +11

    I once threw a scooter at my friends head when we were 8 we weren’t friends at the time

  • @SChapps
    @SChapps 4 года назад +4

    ‘A happy accident’ alright Bob Ross 😂

  • @seda7385
    @seda7385 4 года назад +18

    Imagine he did .That would be a madness

  • @MrRsisownage
    @MrRsisownage 4 года назад +10

    Love Alfie
    I mean the other two are great but wanna see more of Alfie with guests

  • @BexandAiden1111
    @BexandAiden1111 4 года назад +8

    This is mad, I was literally just watching your old videos and was going to tweet/ask for a story time about your cousin. Fantastic podcast guys.

  • @kremerzz4655
    @kremerzz4655 4 года назад +4

    My favourite part is where he almost dies

  • @Scr3amerrr
    @Scr3amerrr 4 года назад +4

    "You tried to suffocate a boy in his sleep"
    excuse me WHAT

    • @HappyHourPodcast
      @HappyHourPodcast  4 года назад +2

      Listen to the full confessions ep on Spotify to hear the full story 👀

  • @emilyrewcastle3074
    @emilyrewcastle3074 4 года назад +3

    love your videos jack ✌🏻🥴💜

  • @David_Austin
    @David_Austin 4 года назад +3

    One minute it was 2 seconds now it's 2.5 seconds?... Come on Jack get the story straight 😂😂

  • @martyrhodes
    @martyrhodes 4 года назад +31

    Where is the monetisation gone it's such a wholesome video

    • @DiligentX
      @DiligentX 4 года назад

      I’m not surprised RUclips did it

    • @harp893
      @harp893 4 года назад

      I've got ads on this video!

  • @814912
    @814912 4 года назад +1

    A really similar thing happened to these two boys who lived above us. They were home alone one day, and I don't know exactly what went down, but we heard this loud BUMP from upstairs, and two minutes later they were frantically ringing our doorbell, and the younger one was covered in blood and broken glass. I don't know if they'd been daring each other to headbut the glass door or what, but it did not look good! My dad had to call their parents and drive them down to A&E - he didn't mind though, he was pleased to have such a good story to tell! (once he knew they were going to be okay, of course)

    • @cromwellg60
      @cromwellg60 4 года назад

      Emma Theresa Boys are absolute suicidal idiots. I remember once when i was about 10 me and the local kids used have competitions to see who could jump from the highest point of the tallest tree in the village, gradually getting higher until eventually my friend Nathan jumped from so high he broke his leg in two places. He was still considered the winner.

    • @cromwellg60
      @cromwellg60 4 года назад

      Emma Theresa Oh and we had to walk / carry him back as nobody had mobile phones back in the 90s!! Haha. Good times.

  • @user-oj8pg6ef4c
    @user-oj8pg6ef4c 4 года назад +6

    Real ones already heard this on the pod like last year

  • @phoebew4073
    @phoebew4073 4 года назад +2

    how have a only just found this. RUclips literally never gives me this channels notifications

  • @TheRealSteveHarvey
    @TheRealSteveHarvey 4 года назад

    Hate it when this happens

  • @jakereid5329
    @jakereid5329 4 года назад +3

    This vid is 9 59 minutes long. RESPECT

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 года назад +11

    Did Alfie admit to murdering fruit?

  • @smithy456
    @smithy456 4 года назад +1

    I want Alfie as a permanent co host! We need him

  • @oceansarchived
    @oceansarchived 4 года назад

    this story is actually crazy

  • @TobeyXTX
    @TobeyXTX 3 года назад

    This shouldnt be called the happy hour podcast but should be call the happy hour courtroom

  • @rubymoss8312
    @rubymoss8312 4 года назад +2

    This is hilarious 😂 just a little ‘ happy ‘ accident 😂😭

  • @harrybarnes2413
    @harrybarnes2413 4 года назад +3

    Reminds me of when I made my uncle eat a live wasp and it stung his bladder so his testicles got removed

  • @finnbootes1862
    @finnbootes1862 4 года назад

    sorry to hear you missed. try again, never give up xo

  • @toma-yb4gz
    @toma-yb4gz 4 года назад +17

    His cousin aka podcast host who refused to leave lol

    • @joshuarichards4681
      @joshuarichards4681 4 года назад +1

      What??

    • @wilfc7732
      @wilfc7732 4 года назад

      What ?

    • @brandanissxc
      @brandanissxc 4 года назад

      Don’t think he’s ever had a cousin on the show? Is Stevie his cousin?

    • @SLRNRG
      @SLRNRG 4 года назад +1

      Rs3 gay seller its a joke about the fact the podcast hosts always end up leaving

    • @toma-yb4gz
      @toma-yb4gz 4 года назад +1

      Sherlockdown Holmes thanks for clearing that up Sherlock.

  • @joshuaafn8121
    @joshuaafn8121 4 года назад +2

    only me who skips the black and white part to avoid spoilers?

  • @jkontour4956
    @jkontour4956 4 года назад +1

    Why did this make me laugh😂😂

  • @abbasraza56
    @abbasraza56 4 года назад +3

    Hello Jack, which football team do you support

    • @viljokirstila7349
      @viljokirstila7349 4 года назад +4

      He’s a massive Hashtag United supporter

    • @mmdo8789
      @mmdo8789 4 года назад +1

      Hashing United to win the FA cup

  • @skrufdy9688
    @skrufdy9688 4 года назад

    Where can I find the full episode? This is great

  • @iammug3454
    @iammug3454 4 года назад +4

    *sees title*. *realises jack is from Norwich* me: 🤔

  • @johnmurphy5161
    @johnmurphy5161 3 года назад +1

    Actually lads, reaction is faster than the action.

  • @tarx4280
    @tarx4280 4 года назад

    Noti gang wya

  • @NW-sp1fj
    @NW-sp1fj 4 года назад +1

    Don’t we love jack he could of extended the video for one more second to make it 10:00 to get more monetisation but he didnt 👍

    • @eyeop3n1ng
      @eyeop3n1ng 4 года назад

      You can get midrolls on a video 8:30 long now

  • @TheGreglez
    @TheGreglez 4 года назад +2

    In freddies world you can go swimming but you cant swim....

  • @Joe-xl8gm
    @Joe-xl8gm 4 года назад +3

    Omg omg omg that’s insane 😮😮😮

  • @MikeHaywood
    @MikeHaywood 4 года назад +7

    "I was 15... Or it could have been 12"
    OKAY, I WAS 5!!!

  • @haliclol
    @haliclol 3 года назад

    Very 'happy' hour

  • @zhdrums3872
    @zhdrums3872 4 года назад

    Except.... in Westerns, they turn away from each other, take 6 steps, turn around, and then whenever someone decides to shoot, they shoot. Nobody goes "draw" for them to shoot. It's on whoever's in the stand off to decide whenever they/their enemy chooses to draw their 6 shooter and shoot

  • @jonesy333
    @jonesy333 4 года назад

    Anyone know where the full podcast is

  • @josephhetherington2604
    @josephhetherington2604 4 года назад

    Is that how you spell his name Jaack or just because of his RUclips he names himself that on mic

  • @LCT_7
    @LCT_7 4 года назад +5

    This made me laugh, shouldn’t have

  • @afcleo4627
    @afcleo4627 4 года назад

    Where is the full spencer fc podcast

    • @eyeop3n1ng
      @eyeop3n1ng 4 года назад

      Spotify

    • @HappyHourPodcast
      @HappyHourPodcast  4 года назад +1

      open.spotify.com/episode/1jige2LFQG2q7njM7ADwci?si=eKEbf8UzRR2G72MP8rJb3Q

  • @uselessaccount4108
    @uselessaccount4108 4 года назад +1

    Where’s Alfie’s story

  • @alexw7629
    @alexw7629 4 года назад

    Keemstar has entered the chat

  • @johnmaxwellreid5052
    @johnmaxwellreid5052 3 года назад +1

    Only with money super maaaaarKET if you know you know

  • @kontrast4361
    @kontrast4361 4 года назад +1

    I did a pile driver to my cousin into his metal bed frame, broke his nose but oh well thats family love !

  • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
    @user-eq5ub5rs3g 4 года назад

    He told this story in a previous pod didn’t he?

  • @adame5881
    @adame5881 3 года назад

    Stevie White White the legend

  • @minkssinatra7825
    @minkssinatra7825 4 года назад

    Not a better podcast in existence for british lads/men

  • @samcullum5527
    @samcullum5527 4 года назад

    Back in westerns unfortunately they didn't do 10 paces etc and shoot on count like in the movies thats all Hollywood... Apparently they would walk a certain amount of paces face each other and just shoot at the same time though you'd only get one shot each so if you hit you won or lost if you both hit... though if they both missed they'd just shake hands and go on with their day's

  • @jonathanp8610
    @jonathanp8610 4 года назад +3

    9:59 brutal lad RIP the ads

    • @cillian6417
      @cillian6417 4 года назад +5

      Ads isn't 10 minutes anymore, it's 8 minutes

    • @jonathanp8610
      @jonathanp8610 4 года назад

      Cillian nerd

    • @cillian6417
      @cillian6417 4 года назад +1

      @@jonathanp8610what... just cause your wrong? 😂

  • @HJC2513
    @HJC2513 4 года назад

    Jaack

  • @joeishere
    @joeishere 3 года назад +1

    Just missed 10 minute mark yikes

  • @christhomas9221
    @christhomas9221 4 года назад

    can i recommend you stop putting in the highlights of the highlights? kind of ruins it when its a 10 min video

    • @StevieWhite
      @StevieWhite 4 года назад +2

      An 8 second clip ruins 10 minutes?

  • @alfiewest4911
    @alfiewest4911 4 года назад

    half a second and 3mm, damn.

  • @marstr130
    @marstr130 4 года назад

    Jack's a c*"+ 😂

  • @gmschemim
    @gmschemim 4 года назад

    I can listen jaack but can't listen stevie, I think I'm in freddies world

  • @jacobwatts1824
    @jacobwatts1824 4 года назад +1

    I almost killed my brother, was on the bouncy castle at my mums wedding party and he was scared to go onto the castle bit so he was on the bit in front of it, she said don’t jump near him so me being a child was like, ok let’s see what’ll happen. He went flying off the bouncy castle onto the pathing slabs and he cracked his head open and his eyes rolled to the back of his head and his body tensed up and started twitching and he was groaning like a zombie while vomiting and choking on his chunder, blood all over his face. Luckily he was just unconscious and tensing up like they do in ufc when the get knocked out and vomited because of how much he ate hence the grunts and the cracked head was just a small cut, no long term injuries but at that point in time I felt like ted fucking Bundy and I was curled up in a fetal position in the toilets screaming bc I thought I was going to be locked up for life. He got his revenge when I was around 10 and we were playing football he broke/ shattered my 4 main fingers by jumping on my hand with studs on out of anger

    • @cromwellg60
      @cromwellg60 4 года назад

      DιMαツ “ok let’s see what’ll happen” 😂😂😂

    • @jacobwatts1824
      @jacobwatts1824 4 года назад

      Crommington can confirm, nothing good comes of it sadly

  • @VillaBoys123
    @VillaBoys123 4 года назад +1

    Kind of the moms fault tbfh

  • @TheMovieSurgeon
    @TheMovieSurgeon 4 года назад

    I didn't have you down as a bean bag bashing game cheat Jaack 😔 As you now know there's strict rules for a reason.

  • @SeanShimamoto
    @SeanShimamoto 4 года назад

    Yup, the femoral (NOT popliteal!) artery would’ve been ended in his demise. Scary thought.
    Edit: Thanks, Oliver. 😁

    • @oliverspence9450
      @oliverspence9450 3 года назад +1

      The femoral artery is the one by the groin mate

    • @SeanShimamoto
      @SeanShimamoto 3 года назад

      @@oliverspence9450 LOL. I have no idea why I said popliteal artery TBH. Yes, after re listening to the podcast, it would be the femoral artery, or possibly the iliac or subsartorial arteries. Sorry, it’s been a decade since I dissected my last cadaver. I’ll go edit my comment. Thank, mate. Aloha from Hawai’i. 😁

  • @harrywoodhouse4058
    @harrywoodhouse4058 4 года назад

    Up the happy hour

  • @DaLilVivi96
    @DaLilVivi96 2 года назад

    Jack you do know that even though obviously technology didn't exist in the old days, they still recorded evidence of things that happened by simply writing it down in books and had real photographs they took sometimes lol you can literally find old photos from real draw shootouts from the wild west days (the more slightly modern era though when old fashioned cameras were invented) and same way as the reason why we know king henry existed was we have paintings they did as evidence and real books that are now kept in our museum's we have now lol

  • @andrewdavis8917
    @andrewdavis8917 3 года назад

    premeditated that was mate

  • @yes-en8ur
    @yes-en8ur 4 года назад

    I like nerf

  • @mkyyt2686
    @mkyyt2686 4 года назад

    very scary lol

  • @TubzNook
    @TubzNook 4 года назад +3

    I like pineapples

  • @louissherwood7846
    @louissherwood7846 4 года назад +1

    I never been this early

  • @mymollyallwhite
    @mymollyallwhite 4 года назад

    bruh

  • @biggethjimmeth2573
    @biggethjimmeth2573 4 года назад

    Noice

  • @tonygunk2226
    @tonygunk2226 4 года назад

    Wouldn't of went down would of been death by miss adventure

  • @Cor-Entertainment
    @Cor-Entertainment 4 года назад

    That made me cringe

  • @leonn493
    @leonn493 4 года назад

    not first

  • @harrywaumsley8326
    @harrywaumsley8326 4 года назад +1

    Why is the brown guy acting like jack did something terribly wrong and he was a really bad person. They were young kids messing around and it was just a very unfortunate accident.

  • @poterror3169
    @poterror3169 4 года назад

    second

  • @joestephenson527
    @joestephenson527 4 года назад +2

    First

  • @leonscott8064
    @leonscott8064 3 года назад

    U idiot