Eastwatch | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 7 Episode 5)

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  • @natzo89
    @natzo89 4 года назад +2866

    Glidus's anger in this episode is a nice setup for later this year when he robs a liquor store.

    • @samvarrow408
      @samvarrow408 4 года назад +96

      This is better foreshadowing than anything in the last few seasons of GoT

    • @godji9396
      @godji9396 4 года назад +151

      Glidus, age unknown, is convicted of several charges of robbery, mass murder, genocide and crimes against humanity, as he motive he simply states : "The dragon show". Investigators are still puzzled by his statement

    • @natzo89
      @natzo89 4 года назад +211

      @@godji9396 The suspect was arrested while wearing a silver wig and purple contact lenses as he threatened the cashier with a prop sword. During the robberies, or ROBBeries as the suspect refers to them, he was heard yelling "RHAEGAR", "DO YOU REMEMBER SEASON ONE?", and "HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CASH?!"
      He also insists on calling Vodka "Amnesia Water".

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 4 года назад +24

      @@natzo89 - ... because Vodka IS Amnesia Water 😁 !

    • @robjgolde3221
      @robjgolde3221 4 года назад +11

      HAVE YOU SEEN THE LONG NIGHT PISS TAKE?!

  • @mikoajsmolenski5989
    @mikoajsmolenski5989 4 года назад +1948

    It's pretty cool how Jamie travelled 760 miles, without taking off his armour, in an afternoon. That's what makes him the best character in GOT

    • @zinogrevz7389
      @zinogrevz7389 4 года назад +117

      You seem to forget about Quyburns Teleporter and the secret shrinking divice!😂

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 4 года назад +51

      @@zinogrevz7389 Is he done working on the TP? I thought they were still using jetpacks

    • @Lokswar
      @Lokswar 4 года назад +67

      Kings Landing is only 15 minutes by jet pack

    • @samuelleask1132
      @samuelleask1132 4 года назад +39

      And Glidus said GENDRY was the fast character...

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 года назад +11

      Anthony Pelletier “He fly now?” “He fly now!”

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos 4 года назад +1561

    Honestly I think the showrunners forgot about Rickon so when John was asked about losing only two brothers he thought of only Rob and Bran

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  4 года назад +755

      christ, this might be it folks

    • @mihneaiordan1813
      @mihneaiordan1813 4 года назад +111

      Can we mention that before being taken hostage, Rickon was basically Brian's groupie?

    • @rachulpichu7616
      @rachulpichu7616 4 года назад +15

      Lol maybe medieval characters are alsooo slightly forgetful? I mean, just look at the US politicians we have now!

    • @guykruger1
      @guykruger1 4 года назад +22

      @@rachulpichu7616 You mean like "the Kurds didn't help us with Normandy"?

    • @acatonawall3938
      @acatonawall3938 4 года назад +2

      Rickon is the Ironborn.

  • @RIPhikennoace
    @RIPhikennoace 4 года назад +1307

    I just want to remind everyone that Randal was a fierce Targaryen loyalist during Robert's rebellion, i guess D&D just kinda forgot.

    • @awi1316
      @awi1316 4 года назад +189

      Problem is, Randyll will probably support fAegon is the books, and d&d gave fAegon's role to Cersei

    • @zacharyjamieson8114
      @zacharyjamieson8114 4 года назад

      Anjelica Snorcket @d

    • @joshuaspencer4506
      @joshuaspencer4506 4 года назад +60

      He was more a loyalist to the crown. He made an oath to the throne and didn’t want to betray it. A little more depth between his oath to the Tyrells and the oath to the Crown would have been nice

    • @guykruger1
      @guykruger1 4 года назад +84

      @@joshuaspencer4506 That guy takes too many oaths man... he should really take it easy with them, quite the oathoholic

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 года назад +62

      @@awi1316
      Precisely.
      Writing fAegon out has been extremely damaging to narrative logic.

  • @MarekPar743
    @MarekPar743 4 года назад +933

    I'm surprised "there is no time for any of this" didn't get meme status with all the rush of last 2 seasons. It is perfect for 50% of the scenes in this show (at least for seasons 7 & 8)

    • @sihollett
      @sihollett 4 года назад +25

      viewers - there's no time for umpteen minutes of Tyrion walking through burnt stuff, nor for the nonsense going on at Winterfell with Sansa and Arya, nor for Jon to say "there is no time for any of this" half a hundred times, nor for the nonsense stalling tactics to stop Dany just taking Kings Landing and the throne quickly, nor for Ed Sheeran, nor for Sam learning nothing at school, nor for ...
      producers - there's no time for the scene that was filmed where Bran tells his sisters what's going down with Petyr that makes the ending of that time-wasting plot make slightly more sense, nor for baby Sam to age up, nor for 30 second explanations that then create massive plot issues down the line, nor for Dave to talk about Mathos getting burnt up by Tyrion (or even have any personality), nor for ...

    • @sihola6134
      @sihola6134 4 года назад

      DnD they are confused from s2 s1 the only s was

    • @emreavc2719
      @emreavc2719 3 года назад +18

      Of course, it didn't get meme status; there's no time for any of that!

  • @eth4n55
    @eth4n55 4 года назад +504

    I like to think that maester Walken just waited several weeks, standing in the same place waiting for Bran to wake up

    • @mihneaiordan1813
      @mihneaiordan1813 4 года назад +47

      He mastered the Geralt of Rivia technique of staying in one place for indefinite amounts of time without food or water, regardless of pesky things like weather or wild animals

    • @Back2Humanity
      @Back2Humanity 4 года назад +7

      Is he still standing there?

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 года назад +7

      Skyrim syndrome

  • @rjpn162
    @rjpn162 4 года назад +728

    Glidus: releases new pisstake video
    Fans: you are my son
    Glidus : next video in 2 weeks
    Fans: you are an ill made spiteful little creature...

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 2 года назад +4

      I guess that these "pisstakes" also includes the rest of us. Unsubbed.

    • @made-line7627
      @made-line7627 2 года назад +3

      @@nodiggity9472 What does that mean?

    • @jordanthomas7702
      @jordanthomas7702 2 года назад +3

      @@nodiggity9472 I... what? What are you on about?

    • @Frank_Lee_Terrible
      @Frank_Lee_Terrible 2 года назад +1

      This was a good schedule btw

    • @dronemachine4694
      @dronemachine4694 2 года назад

      @@Frank_Lee_Terrible turns out we were spoiled

  • @maya_tl
    @maya_tl 4 года назад +237

    *Bran:* breathes
    *Glidus:* I'm so _fUCKING P I S S E D_

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 4 года назад +795

    They also ignored the fact that Randyll Tarly is an oathbreaker who betrayed and destroyed the Tyrells, their liege lord, to whom they swore their loyalty. It's only one of the worst crimes in Westeros.

    • @reyxus9454
      @reyxus9454 4 года назад +22

      i mean, he also swore loyalty to the crown, so it would be impossible to not break an oath in that situation, but you're right, i guess.

    • @KingOfMadCows
      @KingOfMadCows 4 года назад +171

      @@reyxus9454 Cersei shouldn't have the crown in the first place. She should have been overthrown for blowing up the Sept of Baelor. But even if she managed to cover that up, Cersei is not in the line of succession.

    • @Grassrope123
      @Grassrope123 4 года назад +128

      People get mad at the Boltons betraying the Starks but forget that the Tarlys basically did the same thing in betraying the Tyrells. They were just as treasonous. Randyll didn't owe loyalty to the crown either, because Cersei had no claim to it (like at all) and she literally killed Margaery, who was the daughter of his liege lord. Honestly if there was anyone he owed loyalty to, it was probably Olenna. He was a definite oathbreaker.

    • @luckierloser
      @luckierloser 4 года назад +14

      @@reyxus9454 he swore loyalty to the baratheon crown, and I think those oaths have to be renewed for a new king, so he was free to fight cercei

    • @zinogrevz7389
      @zinogrevz7389 4 года назад +10

      "So many vows, they make you swear and swear!" The Commander of the Lannister forces

  • @Grassrope123
    @Grassrope123 4 года назад +375

    19:24 "Is Stannis's ultimate effect on the story going to Castle Black so Shireen can teach Gilly how to read this one line in this one book?" Gildus I am absolutely losing my mind at this GOD

    • @Nasmr1
      @Nasmr1 4 года назад +39

      Gildus seriously did his research on this one. He's bringing up points I've never heard of yet.
      Which goes to show this series was fucking hemorrhaging with consistency and to quote MauLer
      "this story is the equivalent of tangled up Christmas lights"

    • @NatsumiMichi
      @NatsumiMichi 4 года назад +23

      Also, he improved everyone's grammar. See? Even Dany uses 'fewer' in this episode, if Davos were anywhere near that cliff he'd be dead impressed.
      RIP the One True King.

    • @IsaacWhittakerDakin
      @IsaacWhittakerDakin 4 года назад +4

      It puts Alt Shift X's theories to shame! 😂

  • @Dude-dx5ns
    @Dude-dx5ns 4 года назад +231

    When I first heard the line "So bring the dead to her" I burst out laughing. I honestly thought it was a joke that had somehow inserted itself into the episode.
    Turns out the whole season was the joke.

  • @maxgrozema1093
    @maxgrozema1093 4 года назад +148

    Bran: sends all the ravens of Winterfell away North on a two week journey
    Also Bran: we need to send ravens

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  4 года назад +34

      lol true

  • @holysecret2
    @holysecret2 4 года назад +962

    Sansa is fake smart and Arya is fake strong. Both their characters got cut off and teleported to the end of their development without any substance.

    • @luke8801
      @luke8801 4 года назад +102

      Arya just cosplays as her father and walks with her hands behind her back as if to say "I'm so badass", then lies about herself to sound cool and brave despite the fact she worked for Tywin to survive, and sadistically suggests cutting off heads of lords because that's cool too but didn't work out so well for Robb.

    • @kieranstrickland1289
      @kieranstrickland1289 4 года назад +83

      @@luke8801 Not true.
      She also smirks a lot.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 4 года назад +9

      @@luke8801 Robb chose poorly as to whose Heads to lob off?
      Nothing inherently wrong with cutting off heads.

    • @pixelbunny9825
      @pixelbunny9825 4 года назад +67

      Arya became an anime girl. 🤔Hands behind her, too strong for everyone, smirking too much, she can save the world without losing even one drop of blood. Yeah she is an anime girl now

    • @Hats502
      @Hats502 4 года назад +51

      Qybrn really has been working overtime, first he teleports people and places, then he learned how to teleport character arcs? Man is a literal genius. Shame he couldn’t teleport us into the universe where GRRM finished the books

  • @gerritdeman6410
    @gerritdeman6410 4 года назад +285

    I like how this 23 minute video turned into a 30 minute video because I was determined to read every piece of text that pops up for half a millisecond.

    • @chyawanprash
      @chyawanprash 2 года назад +4

      Well, it was worth it, wasn't it?

  • @B.Harris22
    @B.Harris22 4 года назад +390

    It was legit an issue in the books that the night's watch failed to show proof of the dead cuz the moving hand rotted away
    But I suppose when you can teleport, the plan to bring the dead to Cersei makes perfect sense

    • @sinasaberi1026
      @sinasaberi1026 4 года назад +6

      It's actually a foreshadowing for the books that happened in an alternative universe that only D&D saw and read.
      Or We all have AMNESIA becuase we ate the amnesia water soaked crab meat and D&D know it!!!!
      Fuck me! 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ceilingfanenthusiast6041
      @ceilingfanenthusiast6041 3 года назад +15

      I know this is really old, but the hand actually made it to Kings Landing intact and twitching, I believe it was rotten by the time Tyrion saw it, because Tyrion (as acting hand) delayed meeting ser Allister because he didn't like him.

    • @arthurballs9632
      @arthurballs9632 3 года назад +34

      Actually, it rotted because the Hand (Tyrion) deliberately kept Sir Alister waiting in the worst room in the Red Keep for a very long time (weeks/months?) before seeing him. Sir Alister says it was intact on his arrival but the lenghty wait in the summer heat destroyed it.

    • @MarianFK
      @MarianFK 3 года назад +32

      @@arthurballs9632 THIS. This is the kind of good writing GOT used to have. A completely understandable action from one of the main characters (Tyrion making nasty ser Allister wait uncomfortably), something we may even feel empathetic to, turns out to be a bad thing that makes the plot move in a different way.

    • @IsaacWhittakerDakin
      @IsaacWhittakerDakin Год назад +1

      If the dragonpit meeting resulted in Cersei offering the North spades so if the dead are buried they won't come back, that would have been worth it for a nice callback to the books! 😂

  • @hb712
    @hb712 4 года назад +453

    Dany burning the Tarlys is referenced almost as much as her emotionless reaction to her brother’s death by people attempting to justify her S8 heal turn. There are several problems:
    - The Tarlys betrayed her and Olenna, costing them the Reach.
    - Dany’s actions, while ruthless, are still within the bounds of most GOT characters (a reminder that Jon killed Janos Slynt for not listening to him, and later killed those who conspired against him, including a child).
    -Dany didn’t want to kill the Tarlys- you see the hesitation when Tyrion proposes the watch.
    -The whole plot is contrived in the first place- the decisions Randyll Tarly made to betray the Tyrells and support a queen whose claim to the throne is tenuous at best is completely uncharacteristic.

    • @DWPL89
      @DWPL89 4 года назад +24

      Burning people alive in the land where your daddy used to burn people alive ain't the best PR strategy. It's a show of things to come (insert GTA meme) for people of Westeros. And yes, it is stupid, forced and not planned way in advance. Meanwhile Slynt was beheaded, heck, even Joffrey just beheaded Ned although he could go ham.

    • @kikima258
      @kikima258 4 года назад +8

      Nope she said she wants to break the wheel so how burning people because they don't support you is gonna acheive that to me she was a tyrant since the day she crucified those people without even a trial and allowed the torture of two young girls. The entire story of dany in the books is her conflict between being the opposite of her father a merceful queen or embracing her dragon side(of course none of this was showen in got)by the end of the last book she finaly makes her choice "fire and blood and dragons plant no trees" i had no doubt she will turn dark in the show and i have no doubt the same will happen in the books she might wake up by the end but the damage will be done.and yes we all agree that in the show it was poorly executed and rushed af but it wasn't surprising at all if you have been paying attention

    • @BriarPatchNyra
      @BriarPatchNyra 4 года назад +27

      mer kikima So since the crucifying was foreshadowing why didn’t Jon go evil when he executed that child?

    • @Grassrope123
      @Grassrope123 4 года назад +62

      @@DWPL89 What was she supposed to do with the dragons, have them there for show? If it wasn't a good PR strategy for her to kill people, then boy do I have news about war for you. Aegon the Conqueror burned all the men who didn't bend the knee to him and he still was a good king afterwards because executing men is a part of war in Westeros, dragonfire or not. Stannis executed Mance, Jon executed Janos Slynt, hell even Robb executed Rickard Karstark for disobeying his orders. If Dany was going to just let go of the men who conspired against her and killed her ally (on Cersei's orders might I mention), then that would've been plain stupid. Targaryens executed people with their dragons in war, and so did tons of other people. I don't know what you expected there. Imprisoning them or killing them was pretty much her only option.

    • @hb712
      @hb712 4 года назад +10

      RED I never said this was the right decision or even a good decision. My point was just that this isn’t development to losing her mind later on. Bad decisions don’t imply madness.

  • @commas1219
    @commas1219 4 года назад +355

    Why does NOBODY wear a helmet except Grey Worm. Why do D&D hate Jacob Anderson's face so much.
    Also it was such a missed opportunity not having Rhaegal menace Jon and then get a pat on the snoot. They're supposed to get tight in Season 8 but we get no ground work for this. Jon just climbs on his back and thats it. Its like hes taking his friends firebird for a spin around the block.

    • @AbelDuviant
      @AbelDuviant 4 года назад +34

      Don't worry, Grey Worm stops wearing a helmet next season

    • @tarn1135
      @tarn1135 4 года назад +13

      And being a Firebird owner I’d never just let a friend take it for a spin. So your point is well met sir.

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 4 года назад +5

      Because plebeian masses who watch this show would get confused.

    • @jagtech490
      @jagtech490 4 года назад +1

      PasserMontanus Dude you don’t sound any more smarter than the “plebeian “ masses for watching a show about whores and dragons, shut up.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 года назад

      @@AbelDuviant
      We saw quite a lot of Grey Worm's helmet during the final battle at Winterfell.

  • @floobkiller123
    @floobkiller123 4 года назад +266

    I'm conflicted, if this season wasn't so delusional a series like this wouldn't exist. Maybe we are living in the best timeline

    • @basilumeh9085
      @basilumeh9085 4 года назад +14

      Glidus good, but OG GoT better

    • @guykruger1
      @guykruger1 4 года назад +13

      Game of Thrones' murder was like Ned's execution, and then Glidus is Robb Stark.

    • @shanouboubou
      @shanouboubou 3 года назад +1

      It's definitely one of the best things to have come out of S7&S8

    • @John-xr9ry
      @John-xr9ry 2 года назад

      @@guykruger1 , oh, no.

  • @pritiyou
    @pritiyou 4 года назад +284

    - the gay one
    - the gay one
    - trystane might be gay too
    - the gay one

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 4 года назад +899

    The last two seasons being bad is ALMOST worth all the criticism videos.

    • @mediocreskullduggery
      @mediocreskullduggery 4 года назад +51

      Last TWO???

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 4 года назад +29

      It was "almost". With the pisstakes it definitely is worth it.

    • @axelkjell2320
      @axelkjell2320 4 года назад +15

      Imo the last three were shit, and both season four and five were weak

    • @AnisFehmi
      @AnisFehmi 4 года назад +40

      @@axelkjell2320 Season 4 is one of the best things in TV history

    • @malnorice
      @malnorice 4 года назад +34

      seasons 1-4 were "above average," but the writing quality was dropping off since the beginning. 5 was the first "below average" season, imo..

  • @Chan-zv5kb
    @Chan-zv5kb 4 года назад +64

    Davos to Melisandre for burning Shireen "I'LL FUCKIN KILL U IF I SEE U AGAIN!!!"
    Dave to Tyrion for burning his only son "nahhh bro, it's calm"

    • @BM-wh5qk
      @BM-wh5qk 3 года назад +2

      Melisandre killed Shireen to keep her grift going. Tyrion did not target Davos's son personally. It was just a battle.

    • @Chan-zv5kb
      @Chan-zv5kb 3 года назад +11

      @@BM-wh5qk True the circumstances were very different but you would have thought Davos would at least have some contempt for Tyrion, the dude who caused the death of his only son. I had the same qualms with Brienne and the Hound; she fuckin cripples him at the end of season 4 but he's completely chill with her when they meet at the end of season 7!
      Amnesia water flows thick and fast in this show

  • @mikayahu4372
    @mikayahu4372 4 года назад +452

    WHERE IS THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

  • @octavianpopescu4776
    @octavianpopescu4776 4 года назад +121

    Daenerys said "FEWER enemies"!!! Stannis approves! 😃

  • @sondreeriksen9146
    @sondreeriksen9146 4 года назад +80

    Glidus: Desperately needs a hug
    RUclips Comments: THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT

  • @valeriafrubio433
    @valeriafrubio433 4 года назад +328

    Im literally attracted to the words you say.

  • @ikilledjohnny7510
    @ikilledjohnny7510 4 года назад +48

    One thing you missed: At the end of episode 4, Tyrion is in agony watching Jamie sink into the lake. Then, at the beginning of episode 5 he kinda forgot about his brother.

  • @burberryswitchblade2242
    @burberryswitchblade2242 4 года назад +52

    So basically the Starks are a group of anime characters. Jon the shounen protagonist, Arya the loli (ew) sniper-assassin-proficient in all weaponry, Sansa the reader insert and Bran the creepy child-actually omniscient 88293 year old whatever thing.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 Год назад +3

      Sansa is the tall, graceful intelligent woman with long flowing hair and a cool exterior

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 Год назад

      loli cunny hnnnnnn

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 4 года назад +36

    Ffs a guy spends a couple months in the bush and Glidus up and loads nearly an entirely new pisstake series. I got back to civilization, looked at your uploads, and had to confirm on my calendar that I didn’t somehow lose about five months of time I couldn’t account for during the interim. At any rate I’m glad to see you’re making this collapse of civilization a productive one.

    • @wisdommanari6701
      @wisdommanari6701 4 года назад +4

      You were lost in the Bush for months? Tell your lover to Groom down there is hygienic and saves lives.

  • @luke8801
    @luke8801 4 года назад +22

    What I find fucking hilarious is the fastest man in Westeros, the last surviving bastard of Robert Baratheon, who crushed the Targaryen dynasty, just walks past Daenerys on Dragonstone without batting a fucking eyelid.

    • @alexandraolvera5903
      @alexandraolvera5903 4 года назад +4

      The problem was that his Character was merge with Edric Storm during Season 3 when Melisandre took Gendry, because the actor wanted a bigger role or something. The only one who knows he’s a bastard is Varys and it wouldn’t even make a difference because Robert never knew him, making him un-legitimate.

  • @Jetsiuc
    @Jetsiuc 4 года назад +46

    Oh, thank god. And here I thought getting out of bed today was a mistake. Though I could've watched it in my phone... In conclusion, getting out of bed today was a mistake.

    • @faorle
      @faorle 4 года назад +6

      Not as bad as us watching season 8 tho.

    • @Jetsiuc
      @Jetsiuc 4 года назад +10

      @@faorle I said "mistake" not "the worst thing to ever happen ever objectively".

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 4 года назад +2

      @@Jetsiuc You can feel joy in knowing that you will never have to watch it again

  • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
    @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 года назад +153

    There is one thing I appreciate about Game of Thrones, and that is all the pisstakes this show caused. It makes the show being awful almost worth it. Almost.

    • @paristhompson7522
      @paristhompson7522 4 года назад +1

      If you're trashing the entire show because a couple seasons were bad, I'm convinced you haven't watched the entire show

    • @rinne-8810
      @rinne-8810 4 года назад +13

      @@paristhompson7522 I mean yeah 1-4 are good but almost all of the storylines and meaning they had later gets ruined. Some people care a lot about that. Its essentially what makes a show good. Jaime's character arc from the first seasons is amazing but it ends terribly for example.

    • @benjaminoupillovers
      @benjaminoupillovers 4 года назад +6

      @@paristhompson7522 look at this like a relationship, yeah a good start is nice but if the end is trash then your memory of all of this become trash too, because it changed so much it become infuriating! knowwhatImean?

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 года назад +4

      @@paristhompson7522 What you said makes no sense. You know my hate to the later seasons are because of what came before, right? How can I hate the later seasons without any knowledge on the previous ones? That is stupid.

    • @paristhompson7522
      @paristhompson7522 4 года назад

      @@ClaireYunFarronXIII were you saying you hated the entire show, or just hated the later seasons because they ruined what was so good from the early ones? Maybe I just misinterpreted your perspective

  •  4 года назад +53

    When you analyze these episodes you realize how little the writers cared about the story and characters. Also how little they actually knew. They had clearly given up by this point.

  • @MzCheecharella
    @MzCheecharella 3 года назад +15

    Dear Glidus, I STILL re-watch your GOT "Pisstakes", and EVERY time, they, (you) STILL make me belly laugh out loud. You are Brilliant

  • @fildyb
    @fildyb 4 года назад +74

    I thought Bran was dead
    You lost two brothers
    Bran was dead
    Bran
    Dead
    6 EMMYS

    • @Haeman89
      @Haeman89 4 года назад +10

      I thought bran was bran
      bran is dead
      You died in that cave
      Bran isn't bran

  • @Svengali764
    @Svengali764 4 года назад +86

    Tyrells are historically fruitful that means multiple children to each couple. Have they even read books? **Screams in valyrian**

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 2 года назад +1

      Sure. Millions of people have read the books. Just not the writers of the show...

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 2 года назад +9

      They’re literally descended from an actual fertility god, and yet the entire house consisted of two teenagers, an old man and his mum who wasn’t even a Tyrell by birth. And that one extra cousin who embroidered the flower Olenna didn’t like

  • @MatthiasG1899
    @MatthiasG1899 4 года назад +63

    And we're back with the D R A G O N S H O W

  • @99veruca
    @99veruca 4 года назад +37

    Davos is clearly trying to deal with his codependancy on kings with a new addiction: adopting bastards and orphans (Jon, Gendry, ersatz Shireen in season 8). It's not healthy.

  • @itisiahuman2482
    @itisiahuman2482 4 года назад +23

    These videos are literally the only good thing to come out of the last two seasons of Game of Thrones.

  • @Bumble-bee_
    @Bumble-bee_ 4 года назад +46

    8:58 Randall Tarly betrayed 'Queen of Thorns' in exchange to be given High garden. So, Danaerys should have killed him for this betrayal alone.
    However she allowed them to bend the knee and also the right to join "Night's Watch". And HE STILL FREAKING REFUSES!
    So, why blame her to be mad and what is the point of ominous music?
    Danaerys is kind and humble and just. #stillmyqueen

    • @unluckygamer692
      @unluckygamer692 4 года назад +10

      Don't make her listen to any bells though, then that bish goes totally cray cray lololol.
      -D&D

    • @krissuyx
      @krissuyx 4 года назад

      Humble?! I don't think you know the meaning of that word.

    • @Bumble-bee_
      @Bumble-bee_ 4 года назад +9

      @@krissuyx I do since I've read the books and seen the ENTIRE series with some brain and not what D&D wanted to show.
      When she goes to Mereen, she overlooks the men stapled to wood and tries to give them water and when Jorah reminds her that every war demands blood she retorts that she craves blood but of enemies not innocents.
      When she comes to realisation that some masters were good she retaliates for a proper burial.
      She stayed there to construct herself as an able ruler before she should aim for Westeros,even with full grown dragons.
      Idk about you I see her as a calm, collected and yeah humble and kind person

  • @shannonomalley2295
    @shannonomalley2295 4 года назад +51

    This is so sad considering how good this show once was.

  • @Nether4ce
    @Nether4ce 4 года назад +8

    15:39 "And yes, I'm off my meds"
    I died. Again. I keep dying every week after a new pisstake is released. I guess Mellisandre keeps bringing me back so I can enjoy every single one of Your videos and die of laughter permamently after You stop making those. Please don't stop. I don't want to die.

  • @VelocityReviews
    @VelocityReviews 4 года назад +62

    I knew the 7th season was lesser than the previous seasons with the exception of season 5 but I Never realized how incompetent and inconsistent it was I hope you do a review on season 6 would love to see all the flaws in it

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 4 года назад +12

      And dont forget Season 5. Bad poosey.

  • @nathanp9684
    @nathanp9684 4 года назад +70

    the unenthusiastic ree after davos drops tyrion off got me

  • @spidaranubis
    @spidaranubis 4 года назад +65

    Glidus, do these for all the other seasons. ALL, not only 5 & 6. I don't care how good are seasons 1-4, these pisstakes are just too good

    • @obsessivefangirl5055
      @obsessivefangirl5055 4 года назад +5

      I second that ^^^

    • @holysecret2
      @holysecret2 4 года назад +9

      Season 5.
      6 was kinda okay for chunks. But 5 might even beat 7 in terms of retardation

    • @zinogrevz7389
      @zinogrevz7389 4 года назад +10

      I will await the Red Wedding!

  • @rosgill6
    @rosgill6 4 года назад +45

    i love these and knowing there are 2 more after this but I also think Glidus is gonna lose his mind before then
    I'm torn

    • @thedeadnightking9975
      @thedeadnightking9975 4 года назад +4

      Let him make videos about S1-4 then his mind will slowly start regenerating.

  • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
    @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 года назад +15

    "Because the High Septon annulled it" is the "Ford planned it all" of Game of Thrones.

  • @movieanatomy4341
    @movieanatomy4341 4 года назад +113

    Can I get the complete Pisstake version of the opening credits

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  4 года назад +71

      ~ one day ~

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 4 года назад +8

      @@Glidus I will definitely watch that tomorrow. Such a responsive RUclips man

    • @99veruca
      @99veruca 4 года назад +3

      I want it as my phone ringtone!

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 3 года назад

      @@Glidus I assume we'll get it once you're done with the season 5 pisstakes in about a decade.

  • @omaridaniels8427
    @omaridaniels8427 4 года назад +10

    11:06- Imagine how quickly the war could end if Tyrion just whipped out his cell phone and showed Cersei how it worked.

  • @brettbaratheon9776
    @brettbaratheon9776 4 года назад +12

    This is hands down the best content, and editing of thrones or anything on RUclips.

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 года назад +17

    Your single Davos storyline is better than season 5,6,7,&8 combined, and makes far more sense.

  • @s.w.d4010
    @s.w.d4010 4 года назад +52

    Seriously....Daenerys burning the Tarlys is not the same as The Mad King burning Ned’s father & brother. The Tarlys betrayed the Tyrells and went to war against Daenerys and lost. Tywin massacred an entire family, including children for rising up against Lannister rule but he isn’t demonized. In season 1 Ned Stark chopped off a frightened teenager’s head because Ned didn’t believe in the white walkers and no one demonized Ned for that. So stop with the “Daenerys is so bad & unstable.” Just because she used a Dragon & not a big sword.

    • @dr.manhattan3585
      @dr.manhattan3585 4 года назад +13

      I bet you even if she didn't use Drogon, some would have antagonized her for not beheading them herself. All because Ned said that one quote back in season 1 "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword" and now everybody thinks that applies to everyone even Daenerys who doesn't know how to wield a sword or is probably not strong enough for an executioner's sword.

    • @s.w.d4010
      @s.w.d4010 4 года назад +11

      Dr. Manhattan Exactly! Why is everyone allowed to wage war but Daenerys??? And I’m not even a Daenerys fan, her chapters in the books were extremely frustrating to me. But this show got so bad that it made me defend her.

    • @aloneinmidnight
      @aloneinmidnight 4 года назад +10

      @@dr.manhattan3585 completely agree, also amazing people think that about this scene and yet when sansa has arya execute littlefinger instead of doing it herself.......that's just fine ???

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 3 года назад +3

      Idk. Dany seems to have her own hate group for some reason. Whenever she kills her enemies one way or another, she’s decreed an unstable maniac but when the Lannisters or Starks do it, their actions are apparently reasonable

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 года назад +3

      @@joeyjerry1586 it’s a means of excusing the bullshit of her burning half a million women and children alive. The same kind of people who scream “It’s a movie about space wizards” whenever someone criticizes the sequel trilogy.

  • @BionicleSaurus
    @BionicleSaurus 4 года назад +9

    Every time Glidus says DAVE I laugh and feel slightly better about the world.

  • @Noir0rioN
    @Noir0rioN 4 года назад +6

    Dude. The 12:06 "Davos' Character Arc" rewrite was effing SPOT-on, brah. Well done

  • @BubblegumCrash332
    @BubblegumCrash332 4 года назад +36

    Why did they need to get a Whyte to convince Cerci?? Why did they even need to appeal to Cerci. They have 3 full armies and three Dragons and a navy. Yet they act like Cerci is this big threat
    In hindsight Eurons teleporting navy is an issue but they didn't know that yet.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад +3

      How hard is for the writers to throw in a couple lines about needing to conserve every able bodied man and woman to fight off the Walkers? Jesus Christ.

    • @901stinababy
      @901stinababy 2 года назад +4

      When Euron sailed into the black water they could have trapped his fleet in the bay and burned his ships. In the books I think Euron has a vision of bloody water boiling and a Kraken, they could have thru that in there as a reference to the books. The dragon fire boiling the water filled with the blood of his dead soldiers.

  • @denroy3
    @denroy3 3 года назад +4

    The wall, which was built to hold out the white walkers...was never once even thought of as a defensive position.

  • @nickathanas1898
    @nickathanas1898 4 года назад +39

    8:48 ,"personally I ship Zutara"
    You my friend are a man of enlightened culture
    But for the true GoT experience you need to ship Zuko/Azula too

    • @Vesporeon
      @Vesporeon 4 года назад +15

      Zutara is false!
      Kataang is the one true path!
      Convert to the right way!

    • @ChitenBugMan
      @ChitenBugMan 4 года назад +4

      EGHEM
      Tokka

    • @benl2140
      @benl2140 4 года назад +7

      @@Vesporeon Nah, Sokkaang is the OTP

    • @ThePointlessBox_
      @ThePointlessBox_ 4 года назад +1

      Zuko is for Azula only

  • @sermycahwhent4165
    @sermycahwhent4165 4 года назад +5

    In almost 10 years I've never heard Davos called "Dave". Great job there, man. You're hilarious.

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares 4 года назад +10

    What bothers me is the fact that I remember how hyped I was to watch Season 7 and 8 episodes. I would stop what I was doing, turn my phone off and just focus on the show. How young and naive I was. AND Then talk about it the next day with my friends and coworkers as we made horribly more entertaining theories.

  • @henrythegod6756
    @henrythegod6756 4 года назад +16

    Wow, a lot of effort has gone into this video. First one I’ve seen, I’m sure the others are like it. Just slapping all the different clips together (including some of the BTS ones) must take awhile just to find, let alone put together in some form of coherence. Then not to mention the actual analysis and “comedy” edits (for a lack of a better term).
    I respect the hard work my dude

  • @jennathompson4242
    @jennathompson4242 4 года назад +15

    The last time I was this early, Theon had just been referred to as "squidling"

  • @Undeath9087
    @Undeath9087 4 года назад +5

    I think Qyburn deserves a pay raise after teleporting Mels to the bottom of that river

  • @queenofbadjokes9413
    @queenofbadjokes9413 Месяц назад +1

    The wheeze I whozed after hearing "this was Eurons doing!" 😂

  • @0ussama01
    @0ussama01 4 года назад +5

    21:40 "Hey Jon why don't you swing at Winterfell ?"
    *there's no time for that*

  • @countbalerionofhousetatter2624
    @countbalerionofhousetatter2624 4 года назад +5

    Season 7! Ah, the nostalgia!
    As for the Ran Man ... yes, burning is nasty; but Dany's burning Tarly no more "foreshadows" burning KL than Jon's beheading Ollie foreshadows his doing a chainsaw massacre at a kindergarten.

  • @bjones6441
    @bjones6441 4 года назад +3

    "And THE SUPERBESTFRIENDS davos and tyrian"-your rage is felt.

  • @Sam-ij7co
    @Sam-ij7co Год назад +2

    These are genuinely the funniest things on RUclips. I laugh out loud at every one and must have listened to each of them at least 5 times!

  • @Endruu34
    @Endruu34 4 года назад +33

    The camera angle on the "I thought Bran was dead" line is so weird and uncomfortable

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  4 года назад +9

      yer dead right

    • @mratkovich
      @mratkovich 3 года назад

      I thought Andrew Jackson was dead…. Right

  • @PositivelyPlaying
    @PositivelyPlaying 7 месяцев назад +3

    I know this is a four year old video and all but Im fairly certain the reason why Gilly is reading out loud is because she is learning after all. For some people it's much easier to read when doing it out loud. Besides, it would allow for Sam to correct any pronunciation of said words too.

  • @northernnaysayer
    @northernnaysayer 4 года назад +16

    This series has broken me emotionally. Six fucking emmys.

  • @ginjamutha
    @ginjamutha 3 года назад +1

    I was utterly traumatised by the last few seasons of this show. So many years as a fan of the books and the show just to witness the destruction of a great story. This is cathartic for me. I love these, thank you 😊

  • @huab8580
    @huab8580 4 года назад +145

    Next episode is the worst. Oh boy
    Also
    SIX EMMYS

    • @antlantis1234
      @antlantis1234 4 года назад

      *SIX* *EMMYS*

    • @EntrEsprit
      @EntrEsprit 4 года назад

      what do you mean six emmys?

    • @Omggeex
      @Omggeex 4 года назад +1

      @@EntrEsprit the episode won six emmys

  • @vania7302
    @vania7302 4 года назад +8

    I've literally been waiting for this all day and reloading RUclips incessantly 😂 proud to be this early

  • @Kowhdee
    @Kowhdee 4 года назад +8

    THANK YOU! Why was Royce somehow taking command, I think this was a huge over sight with the understanding of Petyr's position. This was one of my biggest issues with the entire season, Baelish isn't that stupid to let himself get screwed over like that.

  • @1BlessEdYou
    @1BlessEdYou 4 года назад +2

    14:32 'Imagine how good that scene could have been' wouldn't be out of place in a eulogy for the idea of a TV adaptation of A Song of Ice & Fire.

  • @judekerr2630
    @judekerr2630 4 года назад +5

    I like how the measters wait till Sam leaves to talk about his dead father and brother

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 года назад

      No one wants to be the bearer of bad news.
      Though arguably they have a duty to tell Sam he's now a lord.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 года назад

      @@alanpennie8013
      Is he? He's a future Night's Watch maester

  • @v1v1d1ty
    @v1v1d1ty 4 года назад +1

    YOO THE “i thought bran was bran” PART TOOK ME OUT OMG IM ROLLING FKEJDKEKEKC I love your videos man keep up the great work!! ✨

  • @fanfichurtmyears6863
    @fanfichurtmyears6863 4 года назад +5

    Glidus your pi’s takes are a beautiful thing in these dark times and I love them. I do wonder wonder what Dickbag and Dicksock would say if they watched them .

  • @Daemonussy
    @Daemonussy 2 года назад +2

    I’ve been pretty stressed and your videos have rlly helped me calm down a bit. Thank you :D

  • @ihavethebiggay5667
    @ihavethebiggay5667 4 года назад +17

    I love the way that when you said 'grease them up' you showed the gay couple

  • @MartinBergnerGuitar
    @MartinBergnerGuitar 4 года назад

    Ahhhh what a relief. So much effort in saying what I felt since watching the last 2 seasons. I was trying to forget about the show but witnessing your anger and seeing you share the same emotions is such a cathartic experience. Thank you very much!

  • @s4m1r_65
    @s4m1r_65 4 года назад +13

    8:58 it was war, and Randyll refused to go to the wall saying she didnt have the authority to send him there, or to bend the knee to her. other characters did similar things, like Stannis burning Mance, Jon Snow beheading Janos Slynt for not taking his orders. Aerys burnt Brandon and Rickard when they were sicking answers and justice for the abduction of Lyanna by his son Rhaegar at court and they were not burnt in the acts of war. they were offered safe passage and safety under the king's roof and yet they were killed. danny had to kill Tarly or her conquest would fail. aegon did similar things to the kings of the 7 kingdoms when he landed in westeros and no one calls his achievements an act of madness

  • @Maltesfilm
    @Maltesfilm 4 года назад +12

    At this point i’m glad we’re all in isolation, i have never seen Glidus this productive before. The silver lining of covid-19.

    • @Maltesfilm
      @Maltesfilm 4 года назад +1

      @j mula Depends really.

  • @viktorwillyam
    @viktorwillyam 4 года назад +5

    I’m so sorry that you have to watch these shit seasons all over again to give us this. You deserve a hug

  • @liliesaregoodfortheliver2954
    @liliesaregoodfortheliver2954 4 года назад +1

    "Good golly, it's time for another big dumb meeting!"-Me preparing for my zoom classes.

  • @ramihaddad7861
    @ramihaddad7861 4 года назад +3

    Your pisstakes bring joy to my dissappointed fan heart. Thank you good sir

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez Год назад +2

    Even though it's not mentioned ANYWHERE, I think what happened to the rest of the Brotherhood without Banners is that Beric and Thoros told them to join the Night's Watch or something so they did. Offscreen.

  • @NatsumiMichi
    @NatsumiMichi 4 года назад +10

    I'm still wondering where the heck is Stannis's fleet. What did it even do after Hardhome? Who's commanding it? Did Euron smashed it somewhere off-screen? Did it teleport too far to get back in time for the later seasons? Did it go west of Westeros?

  • @theautomator8372
    @theautomator8372 4 года назад +8

    This is the episode I have been most exsited for this and beyond the wall.

  • @zinnwolf1850
    @zinnwolf1850 4 года назад +3

    "this is my son, PENIS"
    i fucking died

  • @derredc
    @derredc 4 года назад +17

    They spent the entire last two seasons talking about how they "don't have time" and forcing the story forward instead of just having the characters and dialogue move the story forward. It's like the writers realised they had 16 episodes to fill a book and a half so they kept hitting skip on the remote when all they had to do was hit fast forward and it would've been a thousand times better. Maybe not good... But fuck me even I could do better than that and I'm just a rotten little man in a rotten little cave.

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific 4 года назад +31

    "Burning a father and son for standing up for themselves and what they believe to be true sounds like a pretty Aeyrs-y thing to do."
    Didn't Brandon roll up to the Red Keep demanding Aerys send Rhaegar out so he could, y'know, kill him for kidnapping his sister? Not defending Aerys, but Brandon _did_ kind of loudly announce he intended to kill the crown prince, if memory serves.
    And isn't "standing up for themselves and what they believe to be true" pretty much why everyone gets executed? Robb executed Rickard Karstark for standing up for what he believed was true (that his sons deserved justice), but I guess that's okay? Show!Jon hung a child for standing up for himself, but that's perfectly fine because we as the audience aren't supposed to like that child, who is basically the sole survivor of a horrific genocide.
    Is it the execution method that makes it worse? Because slow-roasting someone over an open fire while hanging their son _really_ isn't the same thing as instantly immolating someone in flames hot enough to melt steel.

    • @Sipu97
      @Sipu97 4 года назад +2

      Well I mean, Brandon wasn't wrong really.

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 года назад +2

      @@Sipu97 God, imagine if he had succeeded and just killed Rhaegar then and there. So much horror and tragedy could have been averted.

    • @laraa.5261
      @laraa.5261 4 года назад +4

      *Hanged not hung, Olly was not a tapestry

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 3 года назад +2

      @@laraa.5261 Mariya Darry to her daughter Amerei Frey in Faest about Merrett ?

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 года назад

      @@Silburific the war still would have happened. Aerys would have just thrown around more wildfire from the start.

  • @theletterm5425
    @theletterm5425 4 года назад +1

    I can't believe Davos made the "Gendry is still rowing joke". I just completely forget about that. They actually reference the number one most shared joke about Gendry during his reintroduction scene. "Haha lol that's just what I was thinking, how do they come up with this stuff???". Unreal.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 года назад

      Sometimes D&D like to show they do pay attention to the fans.

  • @simeonsimov12
    @simeonsimov12 4 года назад +8

    7:25 GRAND MAESTER CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED!1!1!1!1!!1

  • @dankemo3169
    @dankemo3169 4 года назад

    There is a list of Emmy awards: Outstanding Sound Editing for a Comedy or Drama series
    .
    Outstanding Special Visual Effects
    .
    Outstanding Fantasy/Sci-Fi Costumes
    .
    Outstanding Makeup for a Single-Camera Series
    .
    Outstanding Stunt Coordination for a Drama Series, Limited Series or Movie
    .
    Outstanding Main Title Design
    .
    Outstanding Music Composition for a Series.
    Outstanding Casting for a Drama Series
    .
    Outstanding Sound Mixing for a Comedy or Drama Series
    .
    Outstanding Single-Camera Picture Editing for a Drama Series.
    This is were 75 million $ was spent

  • @wisdommanari6701
    @wisdommanari6701 4 года назад +8

    It's a war of conquests and everyone has a Bend the knee or Die policy. Robert did Aegon did if you are a monarch trying to establish dominance you have them bend the knee or Die

    • @maxgrozema1093
      @maxgrozema1093 4 года назад

      Robert didn't. He made opposing nobles his prisoners and because of his charisma they became friends. Aegon knew when to kill and when to spare. The Tarly's are not trustworthy in the show but Daenarys had other options. Taking hostages, send them to the watch, stripping them of their lands and give them to a more loyal house. Maybe only executing Randyll and make Dickon a minor lord under, for example a more powerful loyalist house.
      The power inbalance by killing of the Tarly's is also stupid because they were one of the most powerful March lords who kept the border between Dorne and the Reach in check. Destroying the stability there will probably lead to future civil wars.

    • @wisdommanari6701
      @wisdommanari6701 4 года назад

      @@maxgrozema1093 do you remember the Greyjoy rebellion?
      After he was officially crowded people bent the knee or died.
      And did you not watch the Show? She offered the wall and they refused and no stripping people of lands and titles only serves to have a blade at your back. They eventually come back see the Blackfyres and Freaking Danny herself.
      Outside of a barristan Selmy who was a Kingsguard and was no longer a fuedal lord. please tell me one lord Robert imprisoned and then eventually won over.

  • @ruairiotuairisg4401
    @ruairiotuairisg4401 11 месяцев назад +1

    Worst thing about tyrions masterplan is that cersei has already seen a white somewhere between season 1 and 2 assuming ser alliser showed the hand of the white to the king (and probably cersei as she was regent) which he was ordered to do by Jeod mormont

  • @tinderbox4690
    @tinderbox4690 4 года назад +10

    We should get a video on the Rhaegar = Night King theory.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  4 года назад +4

      we will, some day

  • @1lomi901
    @1lomi901 4 года назад +2

    23 minutes, holy cow
    Thank you again for all this work you're putting into it !

  • @SerOtter
    @SerOtter 4 года назад +3

    I love how they could have actually completely ignored the night king because he had no way to get past the wall. I mean, before he was a threat because he was killing wildlings and forcing them to go south, but now it doesn’t matter how big his army is because he has no way of getting to them

  • @Half-SwordHero
    @Half-SwordHero 4 года назад +1

    21:00 i thought it was obvious that littlefinger was intentionally hiding the letter in an easily noticable spot and allowing arya to find it so the letter could cause tension between her and sansa. Thats why he has a smug smile at the end of the scene as hes watching arya. His plan worked