John’s McDonald’s bit resonates so much I literally burst out laughing On a road trip, 4 kids cheering about being at McDonald’s. Dad orders a black coffee and keeps driving.
My grandmother, born in 1917, got her first drivers license in 1935. She told me that when she was 18, she sent a form to an address in Salem, OR with a $1 bill in the envelope, and a couple of weeks later, received a paper license in the mail, and she never took a knowledge test or drive test in her entire life, despite moving between Oregon and California a few times, and aging. I think any of my siblings or cousins would agree that she was a scary driver. I think she knew that too because any time there was someone else available to drive, she would ask them to drive, even 18 year old me with a license less than a year old. The only person I know with a worse record of accidents and citations is my mother, who got her license in the late 1950s, and never had to test again despite her driving record.
10:49 ... Oh, I have done that when I was feeling bitchy and was forced to go to the mall and this happened. For some reason it ticked me off and I respond to the impatient person who wanted me to hurry the f up so he could get my spot. I turned the car off and got out and went back into the store. The look on his face was worth it.
Had just pulled into a spot. Needed to readjust in order to be dead center in the spot. It’s…I have a problem. Whatever. Threw it in reverse, saw a car behind me, threw it back in park. This guy was so sure I was leaving and so sure I was also an idiot. Kept honking, trying to encourage me to pull out? I dunno. He finally drove past, I threw it in reverse and began backing out, and he lost his fucking mind. Slammed on his brakes. I could hear his brain. “You dumb bitch, that’s why I was waiting, why didn’t you just leave when I was waiting, now you’re leaving JUST LIKE I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA” I pulled back into my spot, same amount of inches on each side for maximum ease upon entrance and/or egress for everyone adjacent, and the guy vaporized into a cloud of uncharitable fart fumes. True story
There is a road with houses on both sides 3 lanes of traffic in each direction, and a car is in the middle lane, I am slightly behind in lane 2 , and suddenly she pulls in front of me, into the curb lane (a little)but this was just the setup for a big sweeping U turn, I was shocked until I see that this car has been hit Front middle and back at least once each and I said, Oh, she does this A LOT
When that happens, I pop my eyes open in surprise, make sure things are copacetic by eye contact, make the sign of the cross, then cover my eyes as if in sorrow. Then I sit up straight, take my right hand and make a gun of it, hold it up to my right ear and mimic shooting myself in the head as punishment. If you still have issues after that, then the problem isn't mine.
We’d LOVE to see way less “woke” comedians on here. That’s step 1 to make the entire video funny. Just a quick PSA from the court of popular opinion. Cheers!
I would 100% fail the harmonica breathalyzer.
😮😮😅8😢😮😢😅😅
Didn’t know Sandler could sing so well!
Adam has always been extremely diverse in his talents.
You've never heard any of his songs?
really?
Mae Martin"s parents got their life confused with the Gorillaz 19-2000 video 😅
For John Mulaney I was expecting the clip about the u-turn on the highway with the "I HEAR you honking" line
4:50 not one smirk from those two 😅
My grandma was pulled over for drunk driving and she had never had a drink in her entire 90 yrs.
Not one sip?
John’s McDonald’s bit resonates so much I literally burst out laughing
On a road trip, 4 kids cheering about being at McDonald’s. Dad orders a black coffee and keeps driving.
I love doing the "parking thing" I the Costco parking lot. People go mental... 😂😂😂😂😂
Ali Wong & Bill Hader must be hilarious at home together
0:00 Wow. Trevor Noah made me chuckle. Today is gonna be just fine.
My grandmother, born in 1917, got her first drivers license in 1935. She told me that when she was 18, she sent a form to an address in Salem, OR with a $1 bill in the envelope, and a couple of weeks later, received a paper license in the mail, and she never took a knowledge test or drive test in her entire life, despite moving between Oregon and California a few times, and aging. I think any of my siblings or cousins would agree that she was a scary driver. I think she knew that too because any time there was someone else available to drive, she would ask them to drive, even 18 year old me with a license less than a year old. The only person I know with a worse record of accidents and citations is my mother, who got her license in the late 1950s, and never had to test again despite her driving record.
LMAO!! These were great!
Love adam
Got ‘em
I literally got pulled over for speeding with my newly dead dad's ashes n weapons still in my car. Completely sober; just fukn up cuz I was sad.🤣
how come a U turn is called a U turn.....but regular turns aren't called L turns? 🤔🧐
12:11 that was a bad cut, the punchline of this joke is delivered in a callback ("in-n-out reference")
Hilarious 😂 sharing
The pilot aka toaster 😂😂😂
Backseat automatico 🤣🤣
Best part “I have a stick, I just don’t know how to use it!” 😂😂
10:49 ... Oh, I have done that when I was feeling bitchy and was forced to go to the mall and this happened. For some reason it ticked me off and I respond to the impatient person who wanted me to hurry the f up so he could get my spot. I turned the car off and got out and went back into the store. The look on his face was worth it.
Had just pulled into a spot.
Needed to readjust in order to be dead center in the spot. It’s…I have a problem. Whatever.
Threw it in reverse, saw a car behind me, threw it back in park. This guy was so sure I was leaving and so sure I was also an idiot. Kept honking, trying to encourage me to pull out? I dunno. He finally drove past, I threw it in reverse and began backing out, and he lost his fucking mind.
Slammed on his brakes. I could hear his brain. “You dumb bitch, that’s why I was waiting, why didn’t you just leave when I was waiting, now you’re leaving JUST LIKE I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA”
I pulled back into my spot, same amount of inches on each side for maximum ease upon entrance and/or egress for everyone adjacent, and the guy vaporized into a cloud of uncharitable fart fumes. True story
Excellent mix of clips that had this Stoner LMFAO!!!
😮
Ali foreshadowing Beef
The one that looks like Ellen...I've never seen before. Not bad fore a beginner 😊
I do not believe the moose story simply bc that's exactly the type of story I'd LOVE to fake out kids with. Adults, even better.
Little disappointed that Ali Wong didn’t say, “black don’t crack. Well Asian ain’t age-in”
There is a road with houses on both sides 3 lanes of traffic in each direction, and a car is in the middle lane, I am slightly behind in lane 2 , and suddenly she pulls in front of me, into the curb lane (a little)but this was just the setup for a big sweeping U turn, I was shocked until I see that this car has been hit Front middle and back at least once each and I said, Oh, she does this A LOT
I tried my best to like this, but I can't
Who was that last guy?? Funny 😂😂🤦🏽🤣🤣
When that happens, I pop my eyes open in surprise, make sure things are copacetic by eye contact, make the sign of the cross, then cover my eyes as if in sorrow. Then I sit up straight, take my right hand and make a gun of it, hold it up to my right ear and mimic shooting myself in the head as punishment. If you still have issues after that, then the problem isn't mine.
I loved Tom Segura until I found out he was really a prick in real life.
Were these jokes written before or after the strike? Genuinely cant tell 😐
B4
Can't stand humourless Hack Noah...
trevor noah is not funny
mae martin is not funny
You just don’t have a sense of humor 😜
@@Sunshine-cg6um you sound like you're a big fan of hannah gadsby
Totally agree!
Trevor Noah and Mae Martin are not funny!
We’d LOVE to see way less “woke” comedians on here. That’s step 1 to make the entire video funny. Just a quick PSA from the court of popular opinion.
Cheers!
Yes, listen to @YugiohHeadQuarterz; they clearly have their finger on the pulse of popular opinion.
Nothing about this video was woke. Are you trying to throw out a whole comedian because you don’t like their politics?
Another quick PSA from the court of popular opinion-this guy does not speak for the entirety of the court of popular opinion
Im sick of these shorts always opening with an actual comedian but then the first act opens up and its taylor tomlinson 🤦♂️.
1 asian on thumbnail.........
Fail.
What, there's one asain in the video...
@@BrikBeans joke went over your head
@@EraserTraceur oh rasicism. Gotcha. It was funny
@@BrikBeans science. Lul. Lemme guess, u probably think blacks can perform in the cold and water better then whites? Lul.
Wamen not funny