Clown Review
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- Опубликовано: 24 мар 2017
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It's hard to discuss horror movies about clowns without bringing up a certain horror movie, called Clown. Mainly because of it's incredibly simple straightforward name, as this is actually a pretty damn recent production. Also, it's not entirely the brainchild of Eli Roth despite what certain trailers will have you believe...
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Most terrifying part of this film..."Produced by Harvey Weinstein."
I would not be shocked if this whole thing was based off of stuff Harvey does in his free time
@@rhodopisdenile8977 Based on his weekend at Jeffrey Epstein's private island.
who is that guy?
at least the actor didnt sleep with him to get the role ;]
I looked him up and regretted my decision
Everyone knows that you don't open the creepy ass chest in the darkest corner in the darkest house in the darkest place possible
Operator Husky hahahahaahah ikr
I mean, Cabin in the Woods lógica ditates that the victim in a horror movie has to chose to activate the horror starting McGuffin.
Apparently, he didn't do the reading.
Anne Frank yeah, where else am I gonna get my plus 5 dark blade sword?
If it’s in an attic or a basement.. DON’T OPEN IT!
Do you know what's weird even though the father's turning into a monster he still do the father thing in Hunt down his son's bully
Philip Brockman yeah, yeah, but I think he was at that stage where, he’s still kinda human, but the anger issues of a mother bear on crack
@@stephenthompson4912 I agree with that. He was still human enough to not eat his own kid but due to the clown demon thing he thought "Hm, bully sounds good right about now"
Yeah he literally HUNTED for the dude
Yeah, also when the wife actually took that gil for the demon, that surprised me a lot!
"just because he is bad guy does not mean he is bad guy"
Killing kids is a no-no in Hollywood but grooming them is fine
SmokeyOwOs Onision wants to: *Know your location*
It's also not ok to have kids face drama and action, but it's a-ok to have Bad Sniff smell them.
The children of this era are growing up messed up. Without any risk they will grow up in echo chambers WORSE than Twitter
Did you ever watch ‘It’? Kids died in that Hollywood movie.
@@shadowednight1600 like there haven't been kids being messed up in previous generations?
Uhhhh kids die in Hollywood all the time my dude.....what mandella dimension are you from?
Girl: Don't go up there
*kid goes up*
Me: what did she JUST say?
This girl is so chill too...
IKR BUT HE HAD TO SO HE CAN SAVE HIS LIL BRO
THAT IS IN EVERY HORRO MOIVE lol 😊
girl: am I a joke to you?
He saved his little brother that kid died a hero !
Does this remind anyone of the Goosebumps book about the Halloween mask that wouldn't come off and soon would possess him.
Yes
The Haunted Mask
Yeah
Yes
Except that story didn't have a body count.
The whole "five months of winter" thing comes from their Clöyne creature originating from the arctic circle. You get five months of winter with very little sun, five months of summer when the sun barely sets, and very brief transitional periods.
That still isn't summer and winter, its day and night ala 30 Days of Night.
@@LupineShadowOmega And what do you call the especially cold time of year when the nights are long?
@@circeciernova1712 Considering it would always be cold, day and night
@@LupineShadowOmegayou do realize, just because a place witnesses extreme constant temperatures. It still goes through the 4 seasons.
The story of a man slowly turning into an Icelandic clown demon. Brilliant.
Yes
Retarded*
i noticed the clown suit gets tighter after he wakes up
@Kailei R I think he was talking about Andy's past life up until the kid eating part.
Mureo Tiem it’s a girl...
@CamoJackTindale ! ...so?
I didn't notice at first. But yeah... the cuffs go from loose over his hands to tight around the wrists. Gradually his skin color matches the collar so you can't really tell wear the suit ends and his skin begins. Until finally not just being skin tight but actual skin with muscle definition.
I'm happy someone else finally brought it up. The whole "this is being panned for being too disturbing" is the stupidest crap I hear about horror movies. People wonder why modern horror movies are all cheap jumpscares and boring re-hashed crap, but the reason is because people are too afraid of any horror movie that breaks the mold, despite the fact that's exactly what horror movies are supposed to do. HORRIFY you. Back in the day, Texas Chainsaw Massacre was considered absolutely terrifying. Why? Because not many movies depicted such horrific violence in that way. Despite it's low budget, the movie was a hit because it horrified people. Same thing for Psycho. Psycho was one of the first movies to depict a murder on the big screen, and people were appalled. Now that bloody murders and gore have become circumstance as people were desensitized to it, it takes a lot more to horrify people, but anyone who DOES horrify people are critically panned for doing so. It makes no sense to me.
When I originally read reviews on Clown deciding whether to watch it, I couldn't believe that one of the negative reviews said "Just because you can make a realistic prop of a child's arm doesn't mean you should". Actually, in my opinion, yes it does. The monster in Clown was TERRIFYING because it was a child eating demon. And instead of it being a child eating demon by word of mouth of characters spouting exposition, it was shown to you. Quite graphically. While none of the deaths are "on-screen", they did do the gore pretty creatively (something that surprised me compared to Eli Roth's other films).
Closing out my small novel here, I like films that push the boundaries. That have an interesting and scary premise with a good delivery to create something that makes me afraid. That's what horror is to me, I should be horrified. And I hate to see movies get destroyed for that. Some try too hard (look at Human Centipede 2 and A Serbian Film) to the point of being completely bonkers and worth nothing more than shock value, but movies like this push the boundaries enough to truly make something scary.
DrBrainzzz FINALLY some one who agrees. For me Friday The 13th would be one of the greatest horror movies, even though it is, without the fucking censorship that was caused by that association, i forgot what it was called. Take away the boundaries and all horror movies would be entertaining again
DrBrainzzz Best comment in this comment section. I completely agree.
I think this is why IT got popular, it’s one of the only modern movies that has tons of gore and shows a whole death instead of just showing what causes the death, then cutting to the next scene.
Best comment ever
If you enjoyed Clown you should check out Terrifier. There's no plot or character development whatsoever, but it takes the creep factor and sadism of a killer clown to a whole new level.
My Friend: I found this channel where Jesus Does Movie reviews
Me:
Bruh😂😂😂😂
2:16 - Hey, speaking of inhuman monsters preying on the innocent
Why does everyone not like this guy I mean I have no idea who he is.
@@steeter6 he was arrested after the #metoo movement on Twitter and social media...leading to hundreds of women coming out about the abuse
The guy that directed this is also directing Spider-Man: Homecoming.
No, really.
You just ruined my life
Well at least homecoming was good
Iskander Martens clown was better
And he's going to direct the sequel
I thought Eli Roth directed this?
What if a kid put the suit on?
John Fapcock same thing
John Fapcock he would probably eat himself before anyone
I dont think it'll fit on a kid
John Fapcock kid becomes demon, demon eat 4 kids, then himself.
It's a suit for an adult though it wouldn't fit
I'm sorry, did the opening credits read "Harvey Weinstein?"
Yeah, but let's not hold that against the movie. Really, no Ashkenazi movie producer is clean.
Just like hundreds of other movies
So every female in this movie kids or otherwise have been r🅰️ped my mr Weinstein himself
Joseph I feel dumb for not recognizing that he a sick man 🤦♂️
Who realized it was executive producer Harvey Weinstein
I feel bad for the wife
GamerBoy2007 ROBLOX AND MORE Fuck....
So slept with him for the role. Seems like a pretty good trade off
this RUclipsr looks like Jesus Christ but Not by his face but his hair looks like it
Or weird Al
With thick plaque between his teeth.
J South wow, I noticed it in all his videos too but I'd never mention it.
DAMIAN THE KILLER he was born White
That's ironic because I'm pretty sure he's an atheist
I really liked Clown. It's a small budget horror that I thought delivered on the dread. It had it's campy moments but the horrific ones outweigh them. In some ways it reminded me a bit of The Fly and its body horror idea about losing yourself. I do agree that the child killing aspect of the movie probably kept it from getting more exposure but given the premise they actually were rather restrained on what they did show.
I've seen worse on RackaRacka.
The killings of the kids definitely scared people away from watching the movie, I thought it was ballsy and it kept me on edge
The only thing that made me almost turn the movie off was when the dog ate his nose.
Yee I love the movie.
@@isaacman112 smh
Perhaps the clown suit is like the symbiote. They just have to use Spider-Man logic and use noise to remove the suit!
Too late now
Considering the director of this movie went on to direct Spider-Man in the MCU, that is a pretty meta comment. XD
Well fire is also their weakness
I really gotta question how Kevin Feige saw this film and thought “that’s the guy we want to direct our light hearted Spider-man movie that homages John Hues”
"He probably smells funny." nice pun 👏👏👏
I don't think it's intended to be a pun but it's still funny
Being Icelandic, I have never in my nearly 44 years heard of an Icelandic clown monster... trolls, ghosts and many forms of demons but no clown monsters.
Could Trolls somehow be depicted as clowns in some form? I recall supposedly some Trolls have red hair and big noses, hope none of this is somehow disrespectful btw.
@@Daxter-hl7dw In one illustrated troll story series about troll children, they were depicted with red cheeks and big noses. Liking them to clowns would be quite the stretch. Usually trolls were talked about as mostly solitary creatures that just wanted to be left alone, otherwise there might be retaliation. Absolutely no offense taken my friend, kind of honored to answer questions about Icelandic folklore 😊
@@IcelandicBassPlayer your a nice person
@@ddaniell444 Thank you very much
@@IcelandicBassPlayer your generally a good kinded heart person idk if thats good grammar or saying
"Are you a clown?" How the hell does that look like a clown? 😂
IT + The Haunted Mask = Clown
Yes
Hmmm a demonic clown needs to feed on children, where have I seen that one before *cough* Stephen kings IT lol
KING JOKER 2017 this movie is based of an actual myth from iceland called the cloyne
@Ward Luay this might be before the IT remake but not before the IT book or mini series "jackass"
@Ward Luay oh no some kid on the internet told me to kill myself whatever shall i do
Ward Luay lol you’re mad as fuck.
Ward Luay No u
Jason Bourne thats Jesus Christ
This is so underrated 😂
In Iceland, winter starts at the end of October, following the old Norse calendar. This calendar only consists of two seasons, winter and summer. There are 26 weeks of winter in Iceland, and 26 weeks of summer, which is 6,.. but yeh :P
“YOU WANT SOME CEREAL?”
My favorite quote from the movie...
I saw the movie to and said “CHILD DO YOU THINK HE WANTS CEREAL?! yes he wants Captain Crunch new KIDS EDITION! :D
if I ever have kids no clown parties!
Same man they're horrifying
and there was a few Real Life clown killers too.
B-Dawg The Shiny Zorua Yes, and the clowns too.
Kanal Erozegemen ahaa good one
ziljin clowns are not even scary don't be a wuss
"where could a clown go to not be seen?" *shrug* "collage?" LOL that killed me.
who doesn’t love some kid deaths and rainbow blood???
@Magic Lime the suit wants to eat boys...
It took me .5s to realize it was probably referencing islandic winter and 1minute to learn traditional islandic / Nordic calenders were 26 weeks of winter. Bruh. Come on.
Because everybody knows that....
@@ripthischannel5947 The content creator who should be doing research on the other hand, should actually know that.
Good gore. First time I've cringed at gore at a movie. The wrist
Big Lad Joseph Stalin i totally twitched
The nose really got me 😫
The nose made me look away, first time I ever looked away in a movie
You never watch any saws or final destinations?
"Good gore" yea you totally don't sound like a future serial killer in the making.
Why do kids like clowns, not only do they look STUPID but their terrifying.
They don't...they DON'T like clowns. No child has EVER liked clowns. Grownups just won't listen.
They arent scary lol
They're
@@kgpspyguy I was a weird kid because I liked clowns lol, best part of the circus
kgpspyguy I like clowns lol I'm 20 now and I still think clowns are the shit
Why this man sound like bowler hat guy from Meet The Robinson’s
The question is did he ever pee?
Hey the live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force "The Clowning" episode. This must be Carl's cousin or something.
best comment ever
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! I think the guy who wrote it probably saw that episode! LMAO
Right? Thats all that I could think of watching this.
Decker to stick with the clown theme you should review Steven kings "IT"
Could u?
Or stand by me
FluffyNinja 67 I dont want to be rude but its " Stephen King" but you are right in a way, you pronounce it as "Steven King".
But mom I wanna watch IT!
But we have IT at home
IT at home:
Kid: ok this works as good shit to
Good one good one Also this clown just eats kids physically but IT feasts on the fear of the children
Decker: 3 months, not 5
Minnesotans: am I a joke to you
Haunted Mask anyone?
You're not alone in that. ;D
goosebumps!!!!!!!
Despite my weak stomach for graphic child murder, overall, I enjoyed *Clown* as a callback to classic cheesy, dumb, over-the-top B-horror films. While it is as dark at points as Roth's usual work, I don't think it was meant to be taken too seriously.
It doesn't show tho
Decker's first video to hit 1 Million!!!!
Let's hecking go
My guess is the "five months of winter" thing is referencing how it used to be that spring and autumn weren't considered their own separate seasons, but rather simply the milder stages of summer and winter.
Pennywise’s idiotic and hungry demon cousin costume.
No brother
This monster was the Pennywise before Pennywise. I mean the 2017 remake.
you should review Stitches
Rudolph Ramirez fuck that movie my brother is scarred for live because of the movie
Alex Wilson it's a horror movie it has some dark comedy in it
Yeah, it was directed by Conor McMahon a guy who went to the same college course as me and stars a guy who was in my college class!
Rudolph Ramirez he should
Rudolph Ramirez hell nah it's not even scary
The "Mr. Clown" from Robby actually made me almost cry.
This movie is highly underrated man. I want to see it when i have time the effects story are all original and im so glad it doesn't shy away from the kills. This is the movie horror needed.
I found the cloyne reference on Wikipedia. I don't know if it was there before or after the movie but apparently the way it's described in the movie, it is the actual legend. Also it's Nordic. Maybe it is colder - winter - there for five months (five kids). Anyway, it was a pretty good movie, if a little by the numbers.
Where exactly was it?
They say it was based on kramous.
The kid that died at the motel was funny af 😭😂😂😂
FaZe Cloudy he was sweet
That scene and the chuck e cheese scene fucking killed me so much I couldn't I had nightmares for months
@@ant-pn3vg same, sometimes when i go to places like that i always keep an eye on my lil sis
I’m laughing so hard right now- the one who ended up sacrificing himself is my boyfriend- he’s fifteen now but all the reviews are hilarious to me
they sacrificed themselves? I don't remember when that happened, do you?
@@dagrassyboi4745 15:43
The very first video that introduced me to you Decker. Years later, still one of my classics to look on. Thank you Decker for the great content.
hey decker I've got an idea for your summer special this year, THE SUMMER OF M NIGHT SHYAMALAN!!!
George Johnson Ah, three good movies, one okay movie, and The Last Airbender version 1-9
Which is the third good and the OK one? Signs and The Village? Because for me, after Unbreakable they're all horrible. I like The Village's atmosphere in the beginning, but it turns out to be as bad as all the others. And Signs is one of the most terrible movies I've seen, starting the Shyamalan trend of Shyamalizing his actors into complete bland emotionlessness.
Alexandre Martins the third movie is Split, which was actually good, and the okay one was indeed Signs. It's just my opinion on that one though.
Jared Beilstein please no...
I feel bad for Kent I mean all he was trynna do was be a good dad and make sure his son had a good birthday but instead he fucked himself over by wearing the costume
Pot Man420 true :(
Me to,I'm sad he turns into a clown and wants to eat his son:(
Some of these people didn't read the *Horror Movie Survivor's Guide* and it shows.
This is a Pretty, Decent Movie
I thought it really reminded me of that one episode of goosebumps where the mask progressively becomes the person's actual head
Micah Johnson the haunted mask
Eli Roth?
...oh dear.
Blisterdude123?
He didn't write or direct, and the movie is better for it.
The little kid jack was probably traumatized horribly after everything that has happened if they ever make a sequel it will be about Jack as an angry teenager looking for the clown suit that killed his childhood and turning his father into a monster, so that he can look for a way to finally destroy it for good.
Wonder who's gonna wear it again.
He does in fact have the best hair
Agreed
This guy looks like Jesus
It's because he is Jesus.
@@apsesna 🤣🤣🤣
RandomRUclipsr he is jesus
The best personality with the best Mustash
ChallengeGamer1 mustache*
SUB0sandwich moustache
The Chuck E. Cheese scene is one of the best horror moments I've seen in awhile.
I accidentally clicked on this video and I want him to narrorate my life
2 reviews in a week. happy days
this is like that one Aqua Team Hunger Force episode where Carl got turned into a clown biologically.
Him: winter only last 3 months
Me: hahaha if you think that you have never been to Michigan
Mrlilmackiller's Gaming haha right ...I just had a week with an almost 70 degree day followed by the next day of freezing rain and snow. ...oh yes ..Michigan. yay!!
Or Colorado. Or Wisconsin. Or Minnesota. Or the entirety of Canada.
Lycan Seijin also true
You’re like a combination of Frank Zappa and weird Al, with a dash of nostalgia Critic.
Alank zostalgia
And its awful
Hey, that's the guy that directed Spiderman homecoming, nice
In iceland its 5 months
I actually enjoyed this movie it was actually one of the better recent horror movies I've seen because it scared me alot which is what most horror movies don't have an affect on me now.I will admit this movie is a 4/10 as I hated alot of parts and there were some inconsistencies.
The whole thing about the clown suit also reminds me of the goosebumps book "The Haunted Mask" where the haunted Halloween mask becomes your actual face
well that was an odd take on the Haunted Mask from Goosebumps...
Came here to say this.b
That movie could use a remake tbh
I also got a haunted mask vibe from this movie
@@raincloud1313 no
this channel deserves more subs
his content is fuckin amazing ^^
Take it to subway...
wierd al has got to be a time traveler
I just remembered there's an aqua teen hunger force episode called "the clowning" which is actually kind of similar to this, minus the eating kids part.
16:32 is it me because in that moment when clown demon speaks he sound like savitar god of speed from flash cw.
He really sound alot like him 💯
One more child and you Will get a free account
One more child and you can get your Fortnite account back.
Was that Jimmy Saviles offer to the BBC
In fairness, and this is coming from someone who grew up in Alaska, I can attest that when you are that close to the Arctic Circle, winter tends to be abnormally long. I've never been to Iceland, so I can't say if winter there is five months long, but I don't have much trouble believing it.
Dang, got through one video, and already love this channel...
Good review decker I hope you can squeeze in a review of Stephen King's it because would love to see a video by you done on it, no pun intended.
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DeltaPrime350
great video
Only thing i have to say, the extra blood everywhere is from mr.clown's hands as he sulks around
This is like if someone was given the book/movie "IT" in a different language, then told to create an origin for the movie monster.
Found ur channel yesterday and absolutely love it
Considering your show takes one week to make and, the average 22 minute run time it would work as a television show
So this movie is it but you become the clown and the loser club dies cause the kids that died is the same amount as the loser club
This review literally sums up exactly how I felt about it, every single moment
Let's make babies.
Bruh, I totally forgot this was a thing. I remember that trailer now, and hearing Eli Roth's name and all that, but I never knew they made a legit movie. Nice.
IT'S NOT JUST PALE SKIN DON'T YOU SEE THE SMILE AND EYE SCARS? i know you've seen the hair
freaky as hell of a movielove the gore and the scary biology of the cursed clown costume
7:47
The word "clown" in Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish and Finnish, respectively, according to Google Translate:
trúður
klovn
clown
klovn
klovni
How strange.
I see why this is number 1 on popular. Seen this many times. Decker, you made this video commentary really good and funny too. The movie seems good by me watching this review. In fact, watching reviews you made, made me watch the movies and mostly like due to you. This is my favorite video on your channel. The video I have watched most. I don't know if you take people's comments about your look and hair style as insults and I highly doubt that the commenters mean it as insults but you are a genuine rockstar about being a RUclipsr. Can not wait for the future of your channel!
I saw this movie with my friend its freaking awesome very underrated imo
next month review the lost tapes tv series
Brock Vanzandt YASSDJSSSYSYZYSYG!!!!!
Brock Vanzandt Yes, Decker, please! I love that show!!
Brock Vanzandt I loved that show!
I remember suggesting this on an earlier video, and I still stand by that
U mean 13 reasons why
Nice review Decker, you answer all the questions I wondered about in this horror movie, when I watched it last year. And I have to affectionately ask, how many Weird Al Yankovic look-alike contests have you won? I would LOVE to see you team up with him.
Not saying he doesn't deserve it, but why is THIS the review with 1 mil views? Congrats, Decker!
Now that’s a good question.
I'm cringing right now just noticed I spelled Stephen king wrong I said Steven
FluffyNinja 67 same
This movie is hilarious, I was predicting stuff that would happen as a joke and it really would happen every single time. Seriously funny movie, im not sure if it's a parody of horror movies or supposed to be serious but it feels like a 50/50 mix of both.
The first time I saw this movie I fell absolutely in love! The idea of putting something on only to get stuck and never getting out and also turning into a (child eating) demon is very unsettling to me! Also no one believing you when you tell the true story is SO infuriating. This is an underrated movie, but I'm sorta glad it didn't blow up only to get bad sequels.
We did it the video finally hit 1 million views congrats