Coca-Cola Was Invented Using Cocaine (feat. Bill Hader & Jenny Slate) - Drunk History

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  • John Pemberton invented Coca-Cola while trying to create a patent medicine - but it had something a little extra in it.
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  • @ilirsulejmani7050
    @ilirsulejmani7050 5 лет назад +16164

    Imagine a world where the government is like “hey you can’t put alcohol in this!!” And then they’re like “the cocaine is fine though.”

    • @nishot2639
      @nishot2639 5 лет назад +284

      Coca leafs are pretty harmless, it takes alot more than only the leaves to make actual cocaine

    • @cassuttustshirt4949
      @cassuttustshirt4949 5 лет назад +248

      @@nishot2639 I told of my friend's experience with coca leaves in Peru, where they are freely offered to anyone climbing to any height. He said it was like drinking an energy drink or Mountain Dew. And the guides recommended it, lol. Pretty much "Please spend 5 dollars for a bag of coca leaves. We will teach you how to chew it. It will give you energy and help fight against altitude sickness"

    • @Your_Mother881
      @Your_Mother881 5 лет назад +66

      Ilir Sulejmani remember, this was before “over the counter cocain” (adderall) was legalized. It’s why cocain is illegal, because it’s a natural drug, like marijuana.

    • @cassuttustshirt4949
      @cassuttustshirt4949 5 лет назад +148

      @@Your_Mother881 Dunno about cocaine (which I wouldn't say is truly natural, since it has to be refined, and cocaine isn't illegal in the same sense as marijuana, it CAN be prescribed legally on a federal level, just not in powder form) but marijuana wasn't made illegal because it was a natural drug. Various lobbyists with huge interest in the paper industry pressured politicians into making hemp illegal, because it was a danger to the tree-pulp paper industry. But it would have seemed suspicious to just outlaw hemp, so they outlawed marijuana for racist reasons (It makes black people violent, it makes Mexicans lazy, and whatnot) which were things the generally racist population of the 30's could get behind. They also quietly outlawed hemp, which is what they were after the whole time.

    • @tatertotter808
      @tatertotter808 5 лет назад +14

      That world was like 80 years ago so

  • @eatienza9447
    @eatienza9447 5 лет назад +5298

    That Bartender syncing up with the dog at 3:59
    I'm dead

  • @sharifAdepetu
    @sharifAdepetu 4 года назад +8042

    i love how she just casually insinuates Coca-Cola is running a cocanie buisness on the side towards the end

    • @kj8491
      @kj8491 3 года назад +170

      I doubt that..
      not just because they can’t or something, but coca-cola is legal and make like 1000 times more money then cocaine without hassle

    • @magickalmason
      @magickalmason 3 года назад +38

      @@AlwaysAskQuestion I see glass coke bottles all the time, they're sold in a bunch of stores where I live. You can get glass, can, or plastic bottles.

    • @endzi1248
      @endzi1248 3 года назад +6

      @@AlwaysAskQuestion They use those in sandwich places

    • @prathification
      @prathification 3 года назад +254

      @@kj8491 so there’s a company in New Jersey (if I’m not mistaken) that literally takes the cocaine out of the coca leaves for the Coca Cola company. They’re one of the biggest producers of lidocaine (pharmaceutical grade cocaine) often used as a local anesthetic, for example, by dentists pulling tooth’s etc.

    • @kj8491
      @kj8491 3 года назад +13

      @@AlwaysAskQuestion
      So what? i see glass coke everywhere. not as much as plastic bottles, but still.
      What does that mean?

  • @fiandrhi
    @fiandrhi 4 года назад +2334

    Jenny: "He's on his death bed ..."
    Me: * takes sip of Coke *
    Jenny: "... from stomach cancer."
    Me: * SPITS *

    • @johnmarley1591
      @johnmarley1591 3 года назад +101

      Dont worry mate. It was from his opium addiction.

    • @DeadpoolPlaylists
      @DeadpoolPlaylists 3 года назад +14

      @@johnmarley1591 Ah yes the healthy man

    • @ananth.a
      @ananth.a 3 года назад +12

      A big celebrity from my country (you might've seen him in a cameo role in The Great Gatsby) used to endorse cola to no end, to the point his face was synonymous with coca cola. Later his intestines went very bad and had to be removed and clipped so he vowed never to endorse Coca cola.

    • @Draftmaker
      @Draftmaker 3 года назад +1

      Research 4-Methylimidazole...

    • @DyausAllback
      @DyausAllback 3 года назад +2

      Coke give colon cancer, not stomach...

  • @ryanshields2195
    @ryanshields2195 5 лет назад +4336

    "the two Cs will look really good next to each other" -Comedy Central

  • @hiwhale
    @hiwhale 5 лет назад +5485

    Hearing Jenny slate’s laugh come out of Bill hader’s mouth is hilarious

  • @ratcone6414
    @ratcone6414 4 года назад +1927

    Things that make me happy about this video: Bill Hader's little wiggle with Jenny's laugh, and the bartender getting turnt and barking in the background

    • @Thanasis_Koligliatis
      @Thanasis_Koligliatis 3 года назад +30

      At 4:00 4:10
      he is barking when the little dog is barking

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +18

      The timing is impressive more than the bark

    • @dsilva2012
      @dsilva2012 3 года назад +7

      I watched the wiggle 100 times lol

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 года назад +1

      666th like

    • @mitchliam974
      @mitchliam974 2 года назад +1

      No cap 😂✋

  • @Satan-nw4lv
    @Satan-nw4lv 4 года назад +644

    "He's in his death bed from stomach cancer"
    Drinks experimented liquids

    • @gavindecker6722
      @gavindecker6722 4 года назад +3

      I thought he'd get sick from that but nah he died

    • @cdave2006
      @cdave2006 4 года назад +3

      Well any sparkling drink is highly acid and can in the long term cause ulcers and and in the long run stomach cancer... Was it sparkling at that time anyway? Maybe he was drinking so much of he is own experiments... Including cancerous stuff.

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 4 года назад +6

      @@cdave2006 Sparkling comes from dissolved CO2 and has nothing to do with acid being added in some drinks.

    • @doxed64
      @doxed64 4 года назад +1

      Your pfp is scary than depiction of Satan ever

    • @laufdemkamp
      @laufdemkamp 3 года назад

      @@gavindecker6722 underrated! Thank you for the laugh and have a nice day. :)

  • @christianmousley4648
    @christianmousley4648 5 лет назад +1175

    2:51 the way bill hader does the wobble thing and then stands up straight just.. amazes me

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 года назад +46

      I rewatched it 5 times now and it is indeed fascinating! But I'm on a Bill Hader binge and am pretty sure there's nothing he can't do when it comes to acting!

    • @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734
      @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734 4 года назад +13

      @@jonnnnniej omg so proud to see others on bill's binge XD i love that wobble part too. he's amazing

    • @thomasrobinette3227
      @thomasrobinette3227 4 года назад +12

      Actually everyone in the background has to look away when he does that. They all almost laugh

    • @emilykrey5319
      @emilykrey5319 4 года назад +7

      Watch It: Chapter Two. There’s a scene where Pennywise hypnosis him (he plays Richie) and he goes completely limp in the matter of a second it’s amazing

    • @elizabethsaporito7566
      @elizabethsaporito7566 4 года назад +1

      @@jonnnnniej ... So brilliant.

  • @rhibread11
    @rhibread11 4 года назад +2675

    “So he decided to use a new ingredient... Coca!”
    *holds up a bay leaf*

    • @torqueblue
      @torqueblue 4 года назад +77

      Nah that doesn’t look like a Pokémon to me.

    • @rhibread11
      @rhibread11 4 года назад +10

      torqueblue 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 4 года назад +38

      Do you know how hard it is to legally get access to coca plant samples in the U.S.?

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 года назад +9

      Richard Thompson You gotta some balls and put proof of illegal activity in a publicly-available internet comedy sketch, my guy

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 4 года назад +3

      @@limepop340 I learned it from an episode of This American Life.

  • @TruthSayer2007
    @TruthSayer2007 5 лет назад +1842

    “We have so much energy. We’re not even hungry and we hiked the whole Andes!” But no, they were just a on cocaine.🤣

    • @ashlynngilsmore5728
      @ashlynngilsmore5728 5 лет назад +15

      Unhealthy in the long run but Hell YEAH

    • @megg12345
      @megg12345 5 лет назад +9

      young98 I was just going to comment this! Thank you!

    • @emmabennet888
      @emmabennet888 5 лет назад +32

      people drink a lot of coca tea and you can even get it as a candy in Peru b/c it helps with altitude sickness (which is great for all the tourists visiting Machu Picchu)

    • @christineharrelson4831
      @christineharrelson4831 5 лет назад +11

      @@young98-cc5ls Exactly! Once refined/distilled, it's not the same thing at all. I was given coca leaf tea to help with altitude sickness - definitely worked!

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 5 лет назад +12

      Stupid statement. Chewing a bit of a leaf is different from snorting a bunch of refined pure extract straight to the longs/blood stream.

  • @DISco1774
    @DISco1774 3 года назад +72

    The bartender barking was just hilarious. Pure genius.

  • @paulsia1783
    @paulsia1783 5 лет назад +2522

    "They put the cocaine somewhere else" *Winks and pulls out a Pepsi.

    • @RyRidge
      @RyRidge 4 года назад +17

      Wink *Adderall

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад

      So that’s what Sis likes.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 года назад +1

      @@RyRidge nah, addies are basically meth, same with Ritalin. Coke is a different kind of high

    • @RyRidge
      @RyRidge 4 года назад +3

      @@RageUnchained That sounds like something a Meth dealer would say!
      Coke and Adderall give you extra energy for a few hours. No big deal unless you become addicted. I'm sure most people try it.
      Meth keeps people awake for weeks and quickly drives them insane as soon as they start doing it. Only people who want to die try Meth.
      The More You Know...

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 года назад +2

      @@RyRidge bruh, meth and adderall are one molecule different. Same with Ritalin, coke is a whole different thing. It comes from the coca plant. Addies and Ritalin are easy to get addicted to because they are basically meth, MDMA is also like meth chemically. I've done coke before and I used to have a scrip for adderall and before that Ritalin. They are a totally different highl/ feeling.

  • @arturomontes5884
    @arturomontes5884 5 лет назад +2229

    "I tried to snort coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.."

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад +6693

    I have a feeling she knows where they put all that cocaine 🧐

  • @lauristonbrewster9097
    @lauristonbrewster9097 3 года назад +114

    2:50 is why Bill Hader is one of the greatest to ever do it.

    • @by3176
      @by3176 3 года назад +4

      That was my favorite part of the video hahaha, came to the comments to see if that had anyone else crackin up

    • @chuckhayes
      @chuckhayes 2 года назад

      Hader is a genius

    • @t.c.thompson2359
      @t.c.thompson2359 Месяц назад

      25 GALLONS!!

  • @bobon123
    @bobon123 5 лет назад +1575

    For those interested, the extracted residual cocaine is sold to Mallinckrodt Inc., a St. Louis pharmaceutical manufacturer that is the only company in the United States licensed to purify the product for medicinal use.

    • @nothanks3980
      @nothanks3980 5 лет назад +23

      Lidocaine, Orajel, etc.

    • @AupriProductions
      @AupriProductions 5 лет назад +19

      @@nothanks3980 Those aren't made from cocaine

    • @andybaxter4442
      @andybaxter4442 5 лет назад +82

      There is medical cocaine, it’s used in surgeries, to deaden Nerves and constrict blood vessels on a surgical site.

    • @GabrielsLogic
      @GabrielsLogic 5 лет назад +10

      Wow! Thanks i did not know that

    • @amish.arthur.morgan
      @amish.arthur.morgan 5 лет назад +71

      FBI has joined the chat

  • @MrSmith-vw6cl
    @MrSmith-vw6cl 4 года назад +905

    I actually didn't notice the bartender/cashier? barking when Reggie was barking HAHAHA!

    • @dr.easymode5345
      @dr.easymode5345 4 года назад +18

      He's the series creator and yeah that was so funny. He's also the interviewer.

    • @orangecandy3599
      @orangecandy3599 4 года назад +3

      Omg I didn't see that

    • @itsjayn4538
      @itsjayn4538 4 года назад

      and why did u comment as if u know he barked?

    • @Zip0h3ight
      @Zip0h3ight 4 года назад +1

      I think he's a Soda Jerk

    • @MayaLiladiVento
      @MayaLiladiVento 3 года назад

      Hahaaaa, I totally missed that!!

  • @syrusdavyrus3522
    @syrusdavyrus3522 5 лет назад +3655

    I could use a Coca-Cola with coke in it right about now

    • @omargod5977
      @omargod5977 5 лет назад +21

      Syrus Da Vyrus it’d go great with my corn dog

    • @CrownK100
      @CrownK100 5 лет назад +1

      😂🤣🤣😂

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 5 лет назад +1

      Classic!

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 лет назад +1

      @@omargod5977 I highly doubt that.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 лет назад +6

      Add caffiene powder. Cocaine is basically just really really strong caffeine. They both stimulate the release of adrenaline and dopamine, cocaine just does it more.

  • @chipolmstead9220
    @chipolmstead9220 4 года назад +101

    Jenny Slate and Bill Hader are hilarious. These Drunk History episodes are so good.

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад +1628

    She genuinely wishes she could drink some of that coke 😂

    • @damnnn3790
      @damnnn3790 5 лет назад +18

      FoshoGotFlow same tho

    • @jackwarren1687
      @jackwarren1687 5 лет назад +1

      It's pretty easy to make really...

    • @kushstein
      @kushstein 5 лет назад +24

      Only need two things. A can of coke and a drug dealer.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +11

      Fosho: I have been told that tea made from coca leaves is very mild, no stronger than coffee. She didn't miss that much.
      Well, the cocaine has been taken out, the cola nut has been taken out, and the sugar in the USA has been replaced by corn syrup. It's not really the same drink.

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад +1

      @@milascave2 interesting, i didn't even know they made tea with coca leaves. i'm assuming i would be hard to take all traces of cocaine. ... i won't be surprise if coca cola actually still has some trace cocaine lol

  • @raykehr1832
    @raykehr1832 5 лет назад +1598

    I love the reenactment in this it’s so funny with her voice.

    • @introusas
      @introusas 4 года назад +11

      "25,000?"
      "25 GALLONS"
      "okay"

    • @minilla4778
      @minilla4778 4 года назад +1

      How do you have one key like but only two replies

    • @Neetneet007
      @Neetneet007 4 года назад

      Yeah it’s really funny 😂

    • @jebushwplainview9453
      @jebushwplainview9453 4 года назад +3

      That’s how this sketch show rolls...
      Glad it became as popular as it did...
      I highly recommend the Benjamin Franklin discovers electricity one...
      Personal favorite

    • @robinreality9979
      @robinreality9979 2 года назад +1

      The laugh n "um"

  • @EchoInTheKettle
    @EchoInTheKettle 4 года назад +4670

    "He actually made the most successful drink that humans will ever drink, ever."
    Water: Am I a joke to you?

    •  4 года назад +16

      I only drink water, when I don't have anything better to drink.

    • @MIFROMDA2
      @MIFROMDA2 4 года назад +26

      Jan Sitkowski that’s not healthy lol

    • @tylerdurden8166
      @tylerdurden8166 4 года назад +133

      Wait man made water?i thought water was just always there..hmm you learn stuff every day

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 4 года назад +18

      @ Looks like not drinking water is already having an effect on you lowering your IQ

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 4 года назад +3

      @ There were babies born that died without a drop of water, so you're wrong

  • @alexgee6393
    @alexgee6393 3 года назад +70

    Howard wolowitz, astronaut and time traveling entrepreneur.

    • @cab06215
      @cab06215 3 года назад +1

      Raj send him back to the past

  • @thomasmader2417
    @thomasmader2417 5 лет назад +6164

    I’m actually low-key convinced they still put cocaine in there

    • @nishot2639
      @nishot2639 5 лет назад +289

      Cocaine is much more than only coca leafs, coca leafs are pretty harmless on its self and not addictive

    • @nishot2639
      @nishot2639 5 лет назад +107

      Coca leafs are pretty harmless, there is a lot more to cocaine than only coca leafs.

    • @leaf4368
      @leaf4368 5 лет назад +112

      I'm going to the coca cola factory next week. Time to find out.

    • @thomasmader2417
      @thomasmader2417 5 лет назад +68

      @@leaf4368 Good luck and keep your head down.

    • @leaf4368
      @leaf4368 5 лет назад +36

      @@thomasmader2417 SIR YES SIR

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 5 лет назад +604

    "No nobody should drink alcohol" "Arrrh fine I'll remove the wine and just put cocaine in it then" - XDD

    • @TruthGatherer2013
      @TruthGatherer2013 5 лет назад +11

      fun fact: more people die from alcohol & tobacco then from any other drugs x times a lot

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 лет назад +7

      @@TruthGatherer2013 Yes because less people consume it but if you replace alcohol and put cocaine instead but the consumption stays the same. There'll be more death.

    • @TruthGatherer2013
      @TruthGatherer2013 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@ArturGlass.C www.irishtimes.com/news/health/alcohol-more-dangerous-than-cocaine-or-heroin-1.671562

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 5 лет назад

      @@ArturGlass.C well,thats wrong xD

    • @متين-ج4ز
      @متين-ج4ز 5 лет назад +1

      Alcohol is a drug and should be banned

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 5 лет назад +2786

    I’ll watch anything with Bill Hader in it

    • @19blaktop
      @19blaktop 5 лет назад +27

      And I'll sniff anything with cocaine in it..

    • @eliza5290
      @eliza5290 5 лет назад +12

      Devon Palmer have u watched Barry yet?

    • @DevonPalmer98
      @DevonPalmer98 5 лет назад +17

      Cherriopia
      Yes I have watched the best show on tv right now

    • @Pennstate123686
      @Pennstate123686 5 лет назад +4

      @@DevonPalmer98 Barry is phenomenally good.

    • @CarrotFlowers421
      @CarrotFlowers421 5 лет назад +1

      Me and me also

  • @jasontucher7011
    @jasontucher7011 4 года назад +155

    I've never heard of drunk history until now. This is my preferred method of story telling now.

    • @mirandadobbins3769
      @mirandadobbins3769 2 года назад +2

      Back when we had tv stations for entertainment, this was some of the best.

    • @donkagwema7274
      @donkagwema7274 2 года назад +2

      I only heard about it today and I totally agree. I have laughed.

  • @ThePopushi
    @ThePopushi 4 года назад +1649

    And then came along the inventor who's catchphrase was--
    Is Pepsi okay?

  • @Morporkshortman
    @Morporkshortman 4 года назад +168

    Bill Hader's lil giggle dance to match the speaker is fantastic!

    • @crazygsus9060
      @crazygsus9060 4 года назад +6

      I will randomly remember that specifically and laugh out loud in public with no context.

    • @Fandangtastic
      @Fandangtastic 4 года назад +2

      It was really cute.

    • @Morporkshortman
      @Morporkshortman 4 года назад +1

      @@crazygsus9060 you should do the lil dance when you laugh too

    • @lunasorree7177
      @lunasorree7177 4 года назад

      Just Some Alien With Internet Access thanks

  • @Hillbillyhiker
    @Hillbillyhiker 5 лет назад +937

    Gramps:back in my day we did real work
    Me:back in your day soda had cocaine in it

    • @Butterfly-vr5py
      @Butterfly-vr5py 5 лет назад +26

      Back in your day abandoning your family and going to the next town over was a thing pawpaw :)

    • @kuivia
      @kuivia 5 лет назад +5

      @@Butterfly-vr5py parents abandoning children is still a thing

    • @Butterfly-vr5py
      @Butterfly-vr5py 5 лет назад +7

      @@kuivia its not as easy and no one drives for a mile and starts a new life.

    • @kuivia
      @kuivia 5 лет назад +1

      @@Butterfly-vr5py just because it's harder doesn't make it less true

    • @Butterfly-vr5py
      @Butterfly-vr5py 5 лет назад +2

      @@kuivia i didn't say it wasnt true I was just pointing out that it was much easier to do so.

  • @Robman92
    @Robman92 3 года назад +39

    Love how she’s on the verge of laughter the entire time, it’s adorable and hilarious 😂

  • @SheisB515
    @SheisB515 5 лет назад +859

    Not supposed to be on my phone at work but 🤷🏽 it's Bill Hader

    • @neurotiddies
      @neurotiddies 5 лет назад +3

      me in high school watching him on snl during class on my ancient acer laptop fff

    • @amanuel_23
      @amanuel_23 5 лет назад +3

      @@neurotiddies 😂🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @deepwaters7242
      @deepwaters7242 5 лет назад +1

      I watched this specifically for Mr. Hader making funny faces. I also watch dateline because of him....

  • @saucejohnson9862
    @saucejohnson9862 4 года назад +1924

    She’s 37 years old, she looks 25.

  • @michaelparson4369
    @michaelparson4369 5 лет назад +365

    Watching drunk history while drunk is just watching history

    • @CountryFriedCryptid
      @CountryFriedCryptid 2 года назад +2

      it's like multiplying two negative numbers together

    • @hankmoody7513
      @hankmoody7513 2 года назад

      Yeah I'm uh.. not sure that math checks out.

  • @KpopMom1980
    @KpopMom1980 4 года назад +37

    "they took the cocaine out and put it somewhere else" lol

  • @Gootothesecond
    @Gootothesecond 5 лет назад +1800

    I love that she gets woke at the end. "Do the math on that one."

    • @TurboCarSlut
      @TurboCarSlut 5 лет назад +4

      the crave was strong there....

    • @tiltil9442
      @tiltil9442 4 года назад +7

      "...Meth...“

    • @samnorris3649
      @samnorris3649 4 года назад +30

      I vote 'get woke' is the #1 cringiest term of recent times. Millenials are so fucking cringe.

    • @minhhuyle43
      @minhhuyle43 4 года назад +70

      @@samnorris3649 ok boomer.

    • @citraimani5552
      @citraimani5552 4 года назад +2

      @@minhhuyle43 OK ddang kong

  • @dreagan9368
    @dreagan9368 5 лет назад +801

    Jenny Slate is my favorite drunk - the cutiest pie ever!

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 5 лет назад +4

      Danny Reagan and she has Reggie with her for her episodes 😍

    • @deeacosta2734
      @deeacosta2734 5 лет назад +10

      Danny Reagan Captain America hit that.

    • @arindamghosh6386
      @arindamghosh6386 5 лет назад +6

      Jenny is hot

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 лет назад +5

      I'd do somthing to her that has the word pie in it

    • @Josh-gv4pt
      @Josh-gv4pt 5 лет назад +12

      Y'all are desperate, cause this is the annoying ass girl everybody avoids at the party. You can find attractive women who don't make you want to shoot yourself in the head when they open their mouths...

  • @infraredization
    @infraredization 5 лет назад +461

    No one is gonna talk about how much sugar he dumped into that bowl 😂

    • @dagripper77
      @dagripper77 5 лет назад +22

      No, that's also how you make Kool-Aid.

    • @cneddy22
      @cneddy22 5 лет назад +52

      That’s probably not even how much goes in a batch

    • @jamerv86
      @jamerv86 5 лет назад +18

      cneddy22 yeah, there would be a shitload more....

    • @jamerv86
      @jamerv86 5 лет назад +6

      Because it’s not surprising.

    • @truekiba
      @truekiba 5 лет назад +11

      It's more like it's not even enough...

  • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
    @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 3 года назад +98

    You know, Jenny is really onto something. The two Cs is a really catchy combo! It's a shame that no one will ever think of putting them together again.

    • @erislee7333
      @erislee7333 3 года назад

      Oh these two ingredients will be back together soon! Have hope my friend have hope

    • @MarkSiosal
      @MarkSiosal 2 года назад +2

      The guy that invented cubic centimetres did it!

    • @isabelmauricio6394
      @isabelmauricio6394 2 года назад +2

      Not even Chanel. 😉

    • @lamefart
      @lamefart 2 года назад +3

      Or Comedy Central

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 2 года назад

      @@MarkSiosal Now that you mention it, so did 10CC!

  • @irreplaceable02
    @irreplaceable02 5 лет назад +313

    i just love hearing her voice come out of his mouth so much especially when she goes “people will love this” on 1:58

  • @Norsilca
    @Norsilca 5 лет назад +79

    God, that little hip wiggle at 2:48
    I love when the performers add in subtle but transformative touches like that.

  • @jcurbadhabit
    @jcurbadhabit 5 лет назад +223

    When the dog starts barking and they put that into the dubbing too. LOL

    • @rambam77
      @rambam77 5 лет назад +3

      i couldnt stop gigginggginlingaling

  • @PsylentSir
    @PsylentSir 4 года назад +355

    *listening to her voice and giggles makes me fall in love, no wonder why Chris Evans fall in love to her*

    • @derekg5674
      @derekg5674 4 года назад +16

      I can only see her as Mona-Lisa, so that character kind of ruined her for me.

    • @sav4ge960
      @sav4ge960 4 года назад +4

      Simp

    • @sixwacks
      @sixwacks 4 года назад +3

      Said no one ever

    • @yo_its_devo
      @yo_its_devo 4 года назад +5

      @BigChonk13 incel

    • @calsaver
      @calsaver 4 года назад +13

      Lol this is the difference between men and women, to me her voice is incredibly annoying.

  • @MrJfizzle11233
    @MrJfizzle11233 4 года назад +613

    Did Jenny Slate just casually expose Coca Cola's illegal cocaine dealing?

    • @reginanemo640
      @reginanemo640 4 года назад +7

      FeejGuy Rza i guess

    • @hgbugalou
      @hgbugalou 4 года назад +16

      Cocaine was completely legal at the time.

    • @mmmm-co4dc
      @mmmm-co4dc 4 года назад +13

      This is a very well known fact

    • @MATADOR8888
      @MATADOR8888 4 года назад +9

      Nah there's one facility in NJ that imports all coca leaves and strips oit the coke for medicinal use. Whatever cocacola uses now isn't the same fun one lol

    • @AbhayAggarwal
      @AbhayAggarwal 4 года назад +1

      @@MATADOR8888 sure, it's "medicinal use"!

  • @julia0c3anchild72
    @julia0c3anchild72 5 лет назад +184

    Simon Helberg's non-matching mustache gives me life.

  • @Exp.LJ1223
    @Exp.LJ1223 5 лет назад +703

    2:50 when she laughs and he did that I lost it hahah.
    Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes everyone :)

    • @ChaMiranda21
      @ChaMiranda21 5 лет назад +25

      I had to repeat than 10x over. Bill Hader is iconic!

    • @MelissaNgai
      @MelissaNgai 5 лет назад +7

      I was just about to comment that haha it was such a great moment

    • @jessejames8547
      @jessejames8547 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao classic

    • @ПлатонУченик
      @ПлатонУченик 5 лет назад +4

      That's when I lost it too. Bill Hader made the best of that scene and voice over.

    • @thejiggy
      @thejiggy 5 лет назад +4

      I was eating Chipotle at that part and I inhaled rice and guac (that was extra) trying to not laugh and almost died haha

  • @katyclaflin1184
    @katyclaflin1184 3 года назад +10

    3:59 him barking in the back has me FLOORED its perfect

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 5 лет назад +202

    1:53 that thunder when he puts a ton of sugar XD

  • @Kevschwa
    @Kevschwa 5 лет назад +199

    "They still use the coca leaves, but they put the cocaine... somewhere else."

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 5 лет назад +12

      Smart People Lie - and then nods knowingly 🧐😉

    • @allthingstoallmen8912
      @allthingstoallmen8912 5 лет назад +9

      They're snorting mounds of cocaine at coca cola HQ lmao

  • @stumppalicious
    @stumppalicious 5 лет назад +593

    Ok I loved this but what's actually legitimately funny about coca cola is the guy made it to get off of his morphine addiction lol

    • @PeanutButterZombie00
      @PeanutButterZombie00 5 лет назад +25

      And then he died of stomach cancer! Hahahaha, hilarious!!

    • @egillyard
      @egillyard 5 лет назад +19

      stumppalicious 0321 sold the recipe for nearly nothing. Due to his morphine addiction.

    • @JebusMagno
      @JebusMagno 5 лет назад +9

      @@PeanutButterZombie00 yeah like so funny right! Lets laugh together at cancer an adiction wuhuu

    • @AtomicFuture1982
      @AtomicFuture1982 5 лет назад +1

      @@JebusMagno Snowflakes?? Where??

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 4 года назад +12

      @@PeanutButterZombie00 The joke was that by trying to cure himself of one addiction, he was completely unaware that one of the base ingredients in his "cure" was the source of another highly addictive drug. It's like trying to eat healthier by cutting chocolate chip cookies out of your diet and switching to potato chips.

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando 4 года назад +10

    2:05 Jesus, how tall IS Bill Hader? [looks] Oh, he's just standing next to Wolowitz.

  • @XneverstopfightingX
    @XneverstopfightingX 5 лет назад +297

    To be fair, everything had cocaine in it back then. The golden years.

    • @jedimidgetkilla
      @jedimidgetkilla 5 лет назад +14

      and morphine and heroin to help ppl addicted to morphine ... or was it the other way around?

    • @19blaktop
      @19blaktop 5 лет назад +2

      Its making a come back!! You should get back on the train..

    • @tommcfeely8707
      @tommcfeely8707 5 лет назад

      Also had to love the xray machine they had for people to be able to see the bones of their feet in the shoes they were purchasing in the olden days also, people actually lost feet due to the amount of radiation that machine sprayed them with.

    • @ChuckyMarks
      @ChuckyMarks 5 лет назад +4

      We need to make America great again

    • @Ren_Zu
      @Ren_Zu 5 лет назад +2

      Ancient people create gods cuz they high they hallicinate gods n monster

  • @kornsin
    @kornsin 5 лет назад +2224

    Jenny Slate (edited as I had spelled it incorrectly as Slater) is stupidly hot to me. Am I the only one? Show of hands.

  • @VictorTalhaOfficial
    @VictorTalhaOfficial 5 лет назад +152

    "Cocaine's helluva drug!" lol

  • @CultWhatever
    @CultWhatever 3 года назад +19

    They had such a missed opportunity to drink rum and coke

  • @alexthelizardking
    @alexthelizardking 5 лет назад +354

    Pemberton was a wounded civil war veteran who got hooked on morphine. He invented Coke because he wanted an easier high.

    • @cesardachimp8172
      @cesardachimp8172 5 лет назад +11

      Yes, he was a filthy confederate.

    • @WestTNConfed
      @WestTNConfed 4 года назад +13

      @@cesardachimp8172 An alpha male chad Confederate that all the Yankee girls swooned over

    • @jackwarren1687
      @jackwarren1687 4 года назад +1

      And??

  • @veryberry39
    @veryberry39 4 года назад +33

    The indigenous guy giggling after saying he hiked "the whole Andes" cracked me up.

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 5 лет назад +687

    Do a Drunk History about the fact that Mt.Dew was invented using meth.

    • @the-savannahbean9267
      @the-savannahbean9267 5 лет назад +22

      Wait really?!!

    • @brandonandrew6844
      @brandonandrew6844 5 лет назад +42

      Mountain Dew is actually another name for moonshine...

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 5 лет назад +25

      Where did you hear that? Do you mean it was made using meth as an ingredient, or that the inventors were high on meth when they created it? All I can find is sources that say it was made using lithium. I've always heard that it was made as a mixer, and that mountain dew was a slang term for moonshine.

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 лет назад +87

      It's just a joke, sorry, it's just a joke.

    • @myboyz9391
      @myboyz9391 5 лет назад +19

      @@the-savannahbean9267 I remember around 1966 when I was a little girl wanting to buy a Mountain Dew at the pool. It was pretty new and it had a pic of a hillbilly on the can drinking moonshine. Lol And the TV commercial said.."Yahoo..Mountain Dew!!!" 😂

  • @jaytastic479
    @jaytastic479 4 года назад +24

    Jenny Slate and Bill Hader... hmmm... I thought perfection was a myth...

  • @MarioDiaz-kx1kb
    @MarioDiaz-kx1kb 5 лет назад +483

    she is 37? I can't wrap my head around this

  • @Sourav_Om
    @Sourav_Om 4 года назад +391

    The Friend Is Howard Wolowitz! 😂

  • @jamesobrian1643
    @jamesobrian1643 5 лет назад +47

    @3:58 When Derek Waters (playing the server) starts to bark. I lost it.

  • @nickioh9194
    @nickioh9194 4 года назад +32

    Jenny-“ They still use the leaves they just took the COCAINE out “
    Why does the look on her face makes me think 🤔 she should say
    “ALLEGEDLY “

  • @mahirshahriyar545
    @mahirshahriyar545 5 лет назад +57

    Barry’s acting skills that he learned from Gene is getting him to places.

    • @andypotanin
      @andypotanin 4 года назад +1

      He's really come a long way!

    • @helenli7302
      @helenli7302 4 года назад

      @@andypotanin Honestly? Good for him on finding his purpose.

  • @fikrialanshory4589
    @fikrialanshory4589 4 года назад +67

    The "mimimimi,,, i want more" part makes me dying lol

  • @MunthApollo
    @MunthApollo 5 лет назад +362

    How is she so cute?! Shes so beautiful and has a vibrant voice.

    • @vityamv
      @vityamv 4 года назад +17

      i think its called being sexy, and she got plenty of that

    • @MunthApollo
      @MunthApollo 4 года назад +2

      @@vityamv well I guess that's one way to put it haha!

    • @hacker-7214
      @hacker-7214 4 года назад +1

      Shes sooo sexxyyyy made me beat my meat

    • @MunthApollo
      @MunthApollo 4 года назад +1

      @@hacker-7214 TMI

    • @kcmarm
      @kcmarm 4 года назад

      tincho
      The Woooorrst!
      She was awesome in parks and rec.

  • @beefusmcwellington2933
    @beefusmcwellington2933 4 года назад +14

    If I was a history teacher, I would definitely show these videos to teach my class

  • @countryinnsuitesmatthews2250
    @countryinnsuitesmatthews2250 4 года назад +9

    I lost it at 4:10
    Seeing Bill Hader tell the bartender "Reggie, Goddamnit!" in Jenny Slate's voice got me

  • @richmarez6016
    @richmarez6016 5 лет назад +19

    REGGIE GODDAMN IT😂 the actors pausing for the barks was great

  • @xtxschmidt
    @xtxschmidt 5 лет назад +76

    I want tipsy Jenny Slate to narrate my life

  • @HuLou
    @HuLou 4 года назад +6

    A lot of people don’t know he started making Coca Cola by trying to help ease the pain of an injury he received during the Civil War as a Lieutenant Colonel in the Confederate Army.

  • @kushstein
    @kushstein 5 лет назад +259

    She’s so damn cute. I love all of her stuff.

    • @zydhas2838
      @zydhas2838 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah I was about to say, Bill Hader is usually a god tier comedian but his pantomiming was absolutely overshadowed by her super adorable narrating.

    • @Bikinigirl05
      @Bikinigirl05 5 лет назад +1

      especially the youtube show with Norm Mcdonald

    • @ItsaDaPope-a
      @ItsaDaPope-a 5 лет назад +1

      @@Bikinigirl05 Which show is that?

  • @avril4293
    @avril4293 4 года назад +352

    So, I am from Peru and some people here still chew coca leaves or drink coca mate. It's completely safe for your body and it can be beneficial for your health, it gives you a boost of energy and it's great for altitude sickness. I love coca mate in the mornings, for me it works better than coffee

    • @chocomimi5076
      @chocomimi5076 4 года назад +17

      Yup same my art teacher once went there and she went to the andes and drank the tea and she brought some back accidently

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 4 года назад +50

      Its probably much safer than pure cocaine. Like there is a huge difference between drinking a cup of coffee, and washing down a handful of caffeine pills with a 6 pack of redbull. One isn't going to do much damage and the other is liable to kill you.

    • @marleylove510
      @marleylove510 4 года назад +15

      @@chocomimi5076
      "😉" "😉" "accidentally, lol.

    • @joaquindejesus5395
      @joaquindejesus5395 4 года назад +6

      I was about to write something about this. Gracias lol

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 года назад +3

      Do you get the same high you would chewing a leaf as you would snorting a line of coke?

  • @ПлатонУченик
    @ПлатонУченик 5 лет назад +20

    Bill Hader performed this role so well even with the laughter parts and the dog barking lmao. I'm beginning to enjoy these drunken narrations.

  • @attractivekiwi4772
    @attractivekiwi4772 4 года назад +20

    It’s simple, I see Bill Hader...
    *I click*

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 4 года назад +57

    My favorite thing about this show is when reenactors act out Jenny Slate's punctuative laughs

  • @farrukh1989
    @farrukh1989 5 лет назад +417

    We all should collectively sue the Coca-Cola cooperation for not sticking to the original recipe! Make Coca-Cola great again!

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 5 лет назад +31

      plot twist, coca-cola is the one that actually is bringing cocaine over the boarder with the help of the cartels and selling it on the side. Laundering the money through their multi-billion dollar corporation.

    • @kennethbesselman5739
      @kennethbesselman5739 5 лет назад +5

      Put cocaine back it? Then we can REALLY "Enjoy Coca Cola"

    • @FreedomNurse
      @FreedomNurse 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад

      Or better?

    • @saucejohnson9862
      @saucejohnson9862 4 года назад +1

      Farrukh Babazade And make Santa green again!

  • @jessicaposada6521
    @jessicaposada6521 4 года назад +429

    Coca leaves is not the same as cocaine. I mean vodka is made from potatoes, but nobody can get drunk from eating french fries.

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh 4 года назад +100

      I dunno man, them potatoes seem pretty strong.

    • @constantTVstatic
      @constantTVstatic 4 года назад +62

      Wait you guys don't get drunk from french fries?

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 года назад +10

      So the leaf doesn't even compare to, say, snorting an actual line of cocaine?

    • @asinghal9666
      @asinghal9666 4 года назад +37

      It's not the same, fermentation converts carbs in potato into alcohol. If you really want a comparison, tobacco leaves will be an apt comparison, you can get a kick by both chewing and smoking tobacco. Similarly, you can get high by chewing marijuana leaves not just by actual weed.

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 4 года назад

      @@samanthachurch You have gotten hungover from doing what, eating fries?

  • @sailor_anna9924
    @sailor_anna9924 3 года назад +3

    the actors reaction to her dog barking had me on the ground lmfao. A+

  • @dnvnnck
    @dnvnnck 5 лет назад +326

    They skipped the part where Robinson swindled the rights from Pemberton and kept all the profit.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 лет назад +3

      d0ch0liday Wikipedia says he sold majority of the ownership to support his morphine habit and his son sold the minority share he kept.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 лет назад +4

      Scotty St Cloud I’m not even criticizing them. I just was curious how selling their shares equates to being swindled. Swindled has implications of being tricked out of the company; not selling your share over an extended period of time(even if it was for an addiction). Unless they were literally paying him in morphine; it doesn’t sound like he was taken advantage.

    • @LaurenceQuint
      @LaurenceQuint 5 лет назад +3

      A history of Coke without mentioning Asa Candler is pretty incomplete, if not downright inaccurate.

  • @hunneylipps
    @hunneylipps 5 лет назад +131

    I'm so in love with Bill Hader

  • @bioluminescentduck2318
    @bioluminescentduck2318 4 года назад +31

    Bartender: *barks*
    Billhader: GOD DAMNIT REGGIE 😤😤😤

  • @killerrobz
    @killerrobz 3 года назад +2

    From rocket engineer to coca cola dealer... Howard Wolowitz you the man hahaha

  • @aleksandarmaksic5040
    @aleksandarmaksic5040 5 лет назад +12

    2:23 Howard Wolowitz finaly cracked time travel

  • @jacobandrews2663
    @jacobandrews2663 4 года назад +33

    His stomach cancer was most likely a direct result of consuming Coca Cola; ironically enough, that is

  • @dannyirish6526
    @dannyirish6526 4 года назад +12

    I like Bill Haders frustration when the temperence movement was giving him greif. Classic haha

  • @GenerallyTyler
    @GenerallyTyler 9 месяцев назад +1

    The whole skit is gold, but the barking always has me in stitches.

  • @Folse
    @Folse 4 года назад +31

    She was BLASTED at the end. Good heavens.

  • @lofiahh9983
    @lofiahh9983 5 лет назад +140

    Drunk history feat. Michael Peña
    Up! This please.

    • @TheCldmstrsn
      @TheCldmstrsn 5 лет назад

      How have they not done this yet?

  • @marissawilson4644
    @marissawilson4644 5 лет назад +32

    Wine? How dare you?!? Cocaine? That's okay?

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 5 лет назад +1

      Marissa Wilson wine that people have drank for thousands of years? sinful, it makes people crazy! Funny plant no one heard of until a couple months ago from stories natives told them about an energy leaf? sure why not, what could go wrong?

    • @teacooper6485
      @teacooper6485 4 года назад

      @@timfrey2358 I am now calling cocaine funny plant and never explaining my reasoning I thank you

  • @xenostim
    @xenostim 2 года назад +2

    4:04 she's so amazed that her dog barks lol

    • @netflixandchinchilla
      @netflixandchinchilla 2 года назад +1

      At least she didn't swing it around by the leash like she did in Everything Everywhere All at Once 😂

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 2 года назад +1

      @@netflixandchinchilla 🤣Me and friend of mine laughed so hard at that scene. "Pomerarian Star".

  • @agerestricted5216
    @agerestricted5216 5 лет назад +57

    2:08 “they didn’t have soda yet” *ice cream soda on the chalkboard in next shot*

    • @avadeluca4286
      @avadeluca4286 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @ohood4863
      @ohood4863 5 лет назад

      And then she says says "medicine soda drink thingy" 6 seconds later.

    • @Hapetiitti
      @Hapetiitti 4 года назад

      Sure, they had soda water, but I assume nobody had created a "soda pop" yet. Soft drinks go under many different names in different parts of the world, and it's often confusing. I've heard from a French guy that they call all soft drinks "coca" :D

    • @tk9839
      @tk9839 4 года назад

      What do you expect from a channel titled Drunken History...

    • @soulsymphony5111
      @soulsymphony5111 4 года назад

      woah good eye xD

  • @lgbtorion
    @lgbtorion 5 лет назад +171

    anyone else completely in love with jenny slate?

  • @TheCarameldance
    @TheCarameldance 4 года назад +17

    Make another one with Bill Hader as the narrator!! He's already laughing too much his drunk self would laugh his back off through the whole thing and it'd be hilarious!

  • @adrock4737
    @adrock4737 3 года назад +2

    0:01 Whoa folks, no foolin'-- I have that same glassware.

  • @ripleydrawsandthings
    @ripleydrawsandthings 4 года назад +65

    Dude, that’s Howard from Big Bang Theory!

  • @ffic4life
    @ffic4life 5 лет назад +33

    Bill Hader is one of the funniest men alive right now and he deserves far more recognition than he gets

  • @Palidor19
    @Palidor19 4 года назад +10

    I love it when they incorporate outside distractions (dog barking) into the reenactments. It makes it so much better

  • @jasminemckenzie2101
    @jasminemckenzie2101 4 года назад +1

    That lip syncing is on POINT