@@sm71485 you clearly don't know what a yogurt male is so you're not a true yogurt. One of the requirements to me a yogurt male is to groom children on the daily
2:37am: wake up 2:38am: text my ex gm 2:45am: piss the bed 3:00am: eat breakfast (yogurt) 3:05am: hit the gym (doing squats) 3:40am: quick yogurt brake 4:00am: slide 400lbs off the bar (I'm ok) 4:17am: second yogurt brake 4:20am: powerwalking on the treadmill 5:27am: second breakfast (yogurt) 5:50am: call my boss I'll be late 6:00am: go buy yogurt in my million dollar sportscar 6:30am: listen to the yogurt male theme song 6:45am: read fine literature 7:00am: send a funny meme to my boss 7:15am: put on a designer suit and throw the soiled underwear in the garbage 7:20am: get back in the car omw to work 7:55am: arrive just in time for work 8:05am: explain to my boss that he should try yogurt 8:20am: listen to yoghurt while working 9:00am: ask my assistant out for a date 9:45am: restock the company fridge with yogurt (they love it) 10:00am: paid yogurt break 10:30am: tell my assistent to cancel all other appointments for the day (I have a date) 11:00am: go to a fancy yogurt-based restaurant with my assistant (she is used to it) 12:00pm: have a quick yoghurt shake 12:05pm: take a shit (yogurt) 1:00pm: sleep for 15 hours
For those saying this routine is unrealistic: stop being a whiny pussy and try it, once the yogurt enters the bloodstream your productivity should increase by 600%
Yoghurt is the best food of all time. It has the benefit of milk,meat and fruit,all in one cup. And it tastes better than ice cream. What more could you ask for?
Since several months ago I started mixing yogurt with water for a kefir drink everyday and I have gotten much stronger. This is no coincidence. Yogurtpilled for life.
Day 41 of yogurt growth: I can feel the yogurt coursing through my viens and my bacteria count has gone past the lethal limit! Goes to show never give up on your dreams! The world is your yogurt and we are all just a bunch of bacteria living in it 🤗🥰❤
As a lactose intolerant person, this song helped me build enough willpower to tolerate lactose and eat yogurt. My life will be forever changed... thankyou
Wow imagine listening to this while eating yogurt and looking out of a balcony, like a Yogurt King watching his "alpha" disciples, knowing he is the true ruler of this land, the true alpha of the pack.
I’ll be honest I was skeptical at first as to whether or not this would capture what it means to be a yogurt male but I was pleasantly surprised that it surpassed my expectations 😭
With each bite, i stray farther from the truth, and at the bottom of each cup, I'm left with more questions than answers...how can such perfect creaminess exist in such an imperfect world? But does this world remain perfect as long as this perfect creaminess exist within it? *Bite*
As a weightlifter, yogurt is actually one of the healthiest things you can eat to simultaneously lose weight and build muscle Just read your labels and track your calories
My dad ate yogurts until his last moments. A true yoguty maxxer. I was unfortunately given the intolerance of lactose. However that will not stop me from consuming yogurt and continuing his legacy.
Fun yogurt fact: Lactobacilus Bulgaricus (a bacteria, found in 1906, that gives bulgarian yogurt it's distinct taste and probiotic properties) can live in the female reproductive ways (since their pH is acidic), making them healthier.
Truly, a supreme fluid, unlike any on these lands. The amalgamation of succor, a sensible delight, to which we prostrate. Ascend, and be the concierge of your own lactose-based taste journey.
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Lactose intolerant community in shambles rn
BETA SOY MILK CONSUMER VS ARYAN YOGHURTMAXXING CHAD
@@soski345did you ever tried ayran ?
lactose free yogurt tho
@@tinyf666 Loctose tolerant community in shambles rn
On suicide watch
Inspiring songs to eat yogurt to
You just broke the yogurt chain 😢
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️@@moschuoxe
@@moschuoxe that's what alphas do
We yogurts eat yogurt and pump iron
@@sm71485 you clearly don't know what a yogurt male is so you're not a true yogurt. One of the requirements to me a yogurt male is to groom children on the daily
Inspiring songs to eat yogurt to
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has strawberries...
Impressive
Let’s see Paul Allen’s cup…
@@docsamurai9199
-starts shaking uncontrollably
@@garrettsmith4034 *sweats on command*
Incredibly underrated comment in an already underrated comment section
Through yogurtmaxxing, we can all make it, lads.
Step 1.) CHOBANI
what are we making
May the yogurt guide us through our journey 🍷🗿
Yogurt male just sounds like the type of guy who would let you borrow his pen permanently.
He give you pen without you asking
"you look like you need a pen, here take mine"
Refuses to elaborate
Walks away
"Hey man, can I-"
"Here you go, friend"
*walks away*
A true yogurt male.
"You can borrow this pencil for the rest of your life." - The Joker
a true yogurt male has 15 pens on him at all times
Lactose intolerance is an excuse.
Grow up, drink milk, eat yogurt
Fax
@@Berserk-1-Enjoyernice. Avatar
Literally every lactose intolerant person to walk the earth ever
imagine not being able to produce lactase, literally the biggest skill issue ive ever heard
😂😂
I can feel the raw yogurt energy rising up inside of me, it's almost enough for me to forget my lactose intolerance.
you can feel the yogurt coming inside of you
😮
Lmfao 😂😂😂
Very inspirational
For real. I can feel the yogurt power coming inside me 👹👹👹
A fool is lactose intolerant.
A wise man simply tolerates it.
-Some Chinese man?
I believe it comes from "The Art of Yogurt" by Moon Tzu
he holds the yogurt so delicately
He has to, otherwise he will rip through the very fabric of reality and kill everything in the 76 mile radius.
@@wujek7616 sounds pretty hot tho innit
And he scoops up so little with the spoon. You can tell this is a man of culture that appreciates slowly every true blissful moment of nature
as it should be
So does every authentic yogurt male.
SO FEED US SOME YOGURT
SO SING US TO SLEEP
CAUSE WE ALL BLEND AROUND THE FRUITS AND CREAM
CHEWING THROUGH OUR TONGUES
NOW SIGMAS ARE DEAD
🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
she told me she was leaving, i told her to get more yogurt while she was out and shit my pants. duality of man
There are 2 wolves inside of us all. One wants yogurt and the other one wants to shit his pants
Bro is holding that shit in😂
only yogurt males can understand, you only wanted for her to become the very best yogurt she could however embarrasing that may be
As a female I cannot comprehend this. Clearly this is beyond my ken. The ways of men are mysterious
yogurt
Yogurt maxxing immediately increases testosterone, even in women.
It also makes yuo spiritually Aryan.
Consume yogurt
You will never reach the yogurt male archetype with that mindset
I'm sorry, but the world simply may not be ready to handle the Yogurt Female yet.
Bide your time, your day shall come....
Somewhere, a marketing executive working for a yogurt manufacturer is furiously taking notes
Random ass recommendation but I'm not complaining
Yogurt man > Alpha man
you are destined to become yogurt male
@@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138facts
the yogurt male always just watches the rest of the pack fight, while tasting some of that sweet yogurt
Yogurt male > Sigma male
real
2:37am: wake up
2:38am: text my ex gm
2:45am: piss the bed
3:00am: eat breakfast (yogurt)
3:05am: hit the gym (doing squats)
3:40am: quick yogurt brake
4:00am: slide 400lbs off the bar (I'm ok)
4:17am: second yogurt brake
4:20am: powerwalking on the treadmill
5:27am: second breakfast (yogurt)
5:50am: call my boss I'll be late
6:00am: go buy yogurt in my million dollar sportscar
6:30am: listen to the yogurt male theme song
6:45am: read fine literature
7:00am: send a funny meme to my boss
7:15am: put on a designer suit and throw the soiled underwear in the garbage
7:20am: get back in the car omw to work
7:55am: arrive just in time for work
8:05am: explain to my boss that he should try yogurt
8:20am: listen to yoghurt while working
9:00am: ask my assistant out for a date
9:45am: restock the company fridge with yogurt (they love it)
10:00am: paid yogurt break
10:30am: tell my assistent to cancel all other appointments for the day (I have a date)
11:00am: go to a fancy yogurt-based restaurant with my assistant (she is used to it)
12:00pm: have a quick yoghurt shake
12:05pm: take a shit (yogurt)
1:00pm: sleep for 15 hours
Take a shit (yogurt)
remember, as a true yogurt male we wake up in a cold shower (which uses yogurt instead of water)
yoghurt shit😋😋
My expectations have been truly subverted with that ending
For those saying this routine is unrealistic: stop being a whiny pussy and try it, once the yogurt enters the bloodstream your productivity should increase by 600%
This is the theme song that plays in every yogurt male's head when they're screaming in the faces of the infants from the hospital nursery
why does this man look like a glow up Minecraft villager?
hes bald has the perfect skintone and has kind of a big nose but god that fucking jaw
Yoghurt is the best food of all time. It has the benefit of milk,meat and fruit,all in one cup. And it tastes better than ice cream. What more could you ask for?
You can also turn it to a drink, truly godly
@@kunduraci30 truly the most cultured drink of all time
Based and yoghurtpilled
Since several months ago I started mixing yogurt with water for a kefir drink everyday and I have gotten much stronger. This is no coincidence. Yogurtpilled for life.
You can add cucumber and spices to make raita
I’m yogurtmaxxing.
Day 41 of yogurt growth:
I can feel the yogurt coursing through my viens and my bacteria count has gone past the lethal limit! Goes to show never give up on your dreams! The world is your yogurt and we are all just a bunch of bacteria living in it 🤗🥰❤
“My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy, until…”
I love Architects
As a lactose intolerant person, this song helped me build enough willpower to tolerate lactose and eat yogurt. My life will be forever changed... thankyou
It’s not just a cultured snack, it’s a cultured brotherhood, Raise your cups with pride boys. UNITE!!!
This is some effective ass marketing.
I want yogurt rn
The real yogurt were the friends we made along the way
The real friends were the yogurt I was eating along the way
Real. The way of the self made yogurt fiend.
Song is fire though
Give the entire album a listen. Similar style and full of bangers
discourse is dead by architects
Architects bro @@fireship3007
@@fireship3007they made a whole album of yoghurt male theme songs?
It’s even better when you are consuming yogurt
As a yougourt male myself. This has always been my favorite song.
This was a game changer… #crazyButItsTrue
everyone talks about the yogurt in being a yogurtmale, but everybody forgot the key part of being a yogurt male
Yogurt enjoyers anthem 🫡🫡🫡
I enjoy adult oriented inflation furry art frequently and think about how much yogurt they’ve scarfed down to get to such a size
Truly a YOGURT MALE right here asserting his dominance.
I don't think I'll ever reach these levels of YOGURT
You're on that yogurt male grindset
@@HoneylandUSAgood
The absolute madman
Wow imagine listening to this while eating yogurt and looking out of a balcony, like a Yogurt King watching his "alpha" disciples, knowing he is the true ruler of this land, the true alpha of the pack.
I’ll be honest I was skeptical at first as to whether or not this would capture what it means to be a yogurt male but I was pleasantly surprised that it surpassed my expectations 😭
i feel the yogurt coming in me
Yogurt.
Йогурт
Ёгурт
Yoğurt
ЙоуГурт
Why do yogurt males suffer the most😔
They don’t want us to dominate the world
It’s the path of pain, suffering, and agony that makes the glory of being a yogurt male.
@@Based4Life frfr brotha, do not give up
@@jeffwhatman2486You already know bro 🍷🗿
always@@Based4Life 🍷🗿
I liked the part when he said "it's yogurt time" and yogurted all over them. Truly one of the yogurts of all time.
“Yogurted” 💀
Yogurt engie gaming
Better stop with these comments or imma yo your gurt 😡😡😡
Yougurt shall leave as soon as it comes 🍷🗿
With each bite, i stray farther from the truth, and at the bottom of each cup, I'm left with more questions than answers...how can such perfect creaminess exist in such an imperfect world? But does this world remain perfect as long as this perfect creaminess exist within it?
*Bite*
Based and yogurtpilled
The truth is right in front of us, all we have to do is look 🍷🗿
I’ve been eating yoghurt all my life and always thought something was missing. I will never eat yoghurt in silence again. Thank you.
Lincoln Burrows sure loves jogurt
The probiotics are flowing through me! Damn man great pick. You have really made me feel secure in my yogurt masculinity
Architects and Yogurt both go hard
BOUT TO KEEP A FULL TUMMY WITHOUT RUINING DIN DIN TO THIS ONE 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
The music that starts playing the moment I realize a man can eat yogurt.
As a awarage yoghurt consumer my self i aprove
As a weightlifter, yogurt is actually one of the healthiest things you can eat to simultaneously lose weight and build muscle
Just read your labels and track your calories
and this music has to boost +10g protein per serving.
Yogurt + oatmeal + protein powder 🗿breakfast
Architects W
Never seen the meme before, but that's one way of discovering another Architectcs banger, i suppose.
Beta male: eats vegan „meat“ made out of soy
Alpha male: eats steak
Sigma male: eats raw beef
Yogurt male: enjoys yogurt 🗿🗿🗿
Proof the yogurt is the best male type
I see only the truth 🍷🗿
@@Vitorruy1Common knowledge 🍷🗿
i just ate 2 yogurts
Yoghurt men and spinach chads should link up, maybe even let the salt dudes and lime guys join too.
Sam Carter (Architects) is friends with Oli Sykes (Bring Me The Horizon), the geniuses who did "Can You Feel My Heart". It all comes full circle.
All humans are connected to each other in one way or another, nothing can undo this, it's as interconnected as a yogurt male is to his yogurt.
My dad ate yogurts until his last moments. A true yoguty maxxer. I was unfortunately given the intolerance of lactose. However that will not stop me from consuming yogurt and continuing his legacy.
We're escaping fox river state penitentiary with this one.
These makes his yogurt fill me up with joy and creamy laughter.
The texture, the softness, the wildness, the whiteness, the liquidness, indeed it is a thrue male yogurt
I was eating yogurt when i found this
Breakfast has never been the same
That's Lincoln burros from prison break 💀
Nah that's Lickin' Lids from Yoghurt Break
Fun yogurt fact:
Lactobacilus Bulgaricus (a bacteria, found in 1906, that gives bulgarian yogurt it's distinct taste and probiotic properties) can live in the female reproductive ways (since their pH is acidic), making them healthier.
Oh yes, with this one I fell how Yogurt affects my metabolism and decomposes my carbohydrates and meets my basic nutritional needs
Im literally yogurting so hard rn 🗿
It’s Yogurting time 🗿🗿🗿
Truly, a supreme fluid, unlike any on these lands.
The amalgamation of succor, a sensible delight, to which we prostrate.
Ascend, and be the concierge of your own lactose-based taste journey.
I always knew I am a Yogurt Male for listening to Architects
This is in my gym playlist. Imagine what he needs to get things done in the gym.
Gogurt
Do you yogurt enjoyers make an exception for a sour cream enjoyer?
I may not enjoy sour cream... but there's no need for brothers to be at war with each other
sour cream males are to yogurt males what sigmas are to alphas
listening to this while DEVOURING some high protein YOGHURT gooes hard
i’m such a snackpilled yoghurtcel
As someone who's loved eating yoghurt since i was a teeny weeny child, I hope people make this as popular as the non-ironic categories of males.
Hardest yogurt male Song 💀
We are yogurt, we are one.
Currently eating yogurt. Greek yogurt
Based and Lactose-pilled
Finna pop a gog rn (gogurt for those not in the community)
Yogurt is now Mygurt. Don’t like that? Let your fists speak!
When everything is accounted for in life...such as counting the calories in a yogurt....then you my friend are a yogurt male
იოგურტი
After listening to this i'm going to research the cure for lactose intolerant people so they can yogurtmax
Common yogurt male activities 🍷🗿
YOGURT MALES ON TOP 🗣🔥💯🗣🔥💯🗣🔥💯
This gave me lactose intolerance intolerance
I became a Yogurt
This convinced me to buy yogurt
Yoghurt
In yogurt, we trust
I was listening to the Yogurt male song right before listening to the Yogurt Male song. Architects goes hard fr
Müller's Yoghurt mit der Ecke
this song goes hand in hand with my superior lactose tolerance
listened to this while eating a burger, become the counterculture 🤟🤟🙏🙏
As a male that likes yogurt, I agree
this is literally me
Though my tum tum is hungry, my body is ready. Ready for yogurt.
Yogurt
"Why yogurt males are more attractive than sigma males? Stay tuned"
(C) Yogurt nation
This video made me lactose tolerant, and my cat flying.
I absolutely did not expect this crossover