Jacob, I've had this song stuck in my head since 2016. It is driving me insane. It's not that this song is terrible, per se, but your music has been psychologically torturing me for the past 5 years. I am prepared to take you to court for psychological damages
You guys are mean Jacob saved my life. I was in a really bad car crash and I was in a coma and they said I might not wake up but then the nurse put this song on and I woke up to turn it off. Thanks Jacob
+StephzHasDaCake you can tell your the ultimate Rolf Sartorius fangirl when you've commented on all the hate comments. Well done. You can now consider yourself his 'queen'
I was at a nursing home, and the doctors told me to put something on to entertain the elderly, and I put on this song, and they ALL died. INCLUDING ME.
Me: im cold My friend: :))))))))))) Me: um My friend : :))))))))))))))))))))))) Me: Dude i said im cold. Friend: you know what you just said Me: *thinks of this song* GOD NO Friend: THEN YOU CAN WEAR MY, SWEATSHIRTTTTT (based on a real story)
A Dangerous Pop Man thats 16 is Gonna get you on your sleep Tips to Do Lock Doors Lock windows Close curtens Tie up Your Dog (If you have one) Turn off the Lights Don't make any Noise Turn off Devices Dont go to sleep Stay in your Home 24 hrs Dont look Outside If you hear someone outdoors dont respond Always Keep a weapon If someone outdoors is singing this at your front door reload your weapon There are the tips now stay Safe and god blessed you all
Police: Miss please dont jump you have so many reason to live why do you want to jump anyways? Me: *opens this song* Police: Wait let me get up there too
Everyone here is so mean! Jacob saved my life! After I crashed my car and got in a coma, the nurse played this song. I instantly woke up to turn it off.
Ikr. Its so depressing, Knowing the person who tbh ... is your only escape has been really effected by this... Lately Hes been 'Tired'.. But i know him, Hes depressed, How can nobody see it??
+Jessi Thomson NO NO NO HE IS DOING IT CUZ THERE ARE MILLIONS OF 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS THAT EAT THAT S*** UP AND HE KEEPS MAKING BULL VIDEOS TO GET ATENTION DO U NOT SEE IT, LISTEN TO THE LYRICS CLOSELY THEN THINK THAT IS A 13 YEAR OLD
The billions of years of evolution to create the top of the food chain, to make a sentient being, all the studies, learning, and blood spilled for mankind, and this is what it has come to.
When I first heard my friend play this song, I thought when he said "You're not ready for my kiss," I thought he said, "You aren't ready for my dick" and I'm like, what dick?
Use the code 'JACOB' and get one bottle of bleach free!1!!! limited edition!!1! Get it now before time runs out! I saw this on another comment and thought it was great
Sweatpants hair tied chilling with no makeup on-Drake "Best I Ever Had" Chilling with a a hair tie, no Makeup with sweat pants on-Jacob Sartorious "SweatShirt" ... Coincidence much
*Sits down in fancy restruant. Waiter"hello sir what would you like? Me"umm ill have a drink of whi- *This song comes on Waiter"Whine, sir?" Me"No! Bleach, I said bleach!
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The fact that their was a bleach advertisement before this is just ironic.😂
Thank god
+Shoshana Turnbull lol
I'm going to get my bleach right now :)
+whiffyTie 712 Yo, I Got Cherry Flavoured :)
+Shoshana Turnbull LOL
LOL THE MARKERS TRIED TO ESCAPE BUT HE JUST KEPT BRING THEM BACK.
savage
hahhaha i laughed out loud oml
SAVAGE
XD
Red marker:OH GOD SAVE ME!!!!!
He makes MattyB look like a masterpiece
+1
Right?
oml 😂😂😂 true
yes
+Heyitzchelsea I hate this garbage, but I have to agree with that.
Jacob, I've had this song stuck in my head since 2016. It is driving me insane. It's not that this song is terrible, per se, but your music has been psychologically torturing me for the past 5 years. I am prepared to take you to court for psychological damages
Bro💀💀💀💀
Brother Me too
Same
Make it a class action lawsuit cus there's so many ppl agreeing
Y’all gay then Fr
You guys are mean Jacob saved my life. I was in a really bad car crash and I was in a coma and they said I might not wake up but then the nurse put this song on and I woke up to turn it off. Thanks Jacob
OMG NOOOO😂😭
lmaoo
I LAUGHED SO HARD
I almost died listening to this.
OH MY GOD
its may, i live in a desert, i can cook an egg on the pavement no one wants your damn sweatshirt
😂😂😂😂 same
Same.
Lmao
I can cook a whole meal on my head let alone a pavement , Who the hell needs a sweatshirt now?
eggs r cholesterol
CONGRATS JACOB, YOU UPGRADED FROM CRAYOLA TO WHITEBOARD MARKERS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
haha
Hahhaha
Hahahahaha
thanks
0:06
I am offended by your left hand.
Haha
😂😂😂
Me to
10000 subs with one video omg
Omg 😆
Jacob don't listen to the haters. Listen to me. I hate you.
Dying 😂😂
😂😂😂
Lel
Best comment I've ever fucking read😂😂😂😂
Lmao
If I was his eyebrows I would run too
savage
What eyebrows??? 😂😂😂
+Super Alexx fucking Savage 😂😂
looks like they already did 😂
He has eyebrows?
I think my ear just got its first period.
+Spooderman#2 OMGG
Omg same
weak
same
died
Jacob: I don’t want you to be cold, so you can wear my sweatshirt.
Me: no thanks I’d rather die of hypothermia.
Izzy Spitz gEt RoStEeEEeeEEeddD
Izzy Spitz me too bud
This makes my day
Mood
Me to
i put the sucidal hotline on speed dial after listening this
Lol
same
+minicows4life so true xD
+minicows4life I called my eye doctor after seeing this comment.
Ohhhhhh +minicows4life put some cold water to that burn!!
my bleach killed itself before I could drink it
#RIPBLEACH
You said it wrong 🐛 it's "the bleach drank itself before I could drink it"
+Callie Zipf no they said it right
Nah.
Clorox Bleach My love u are alive why did you leave me!!
Where's bleach when you need it
ikr
Check out my band......The Bleach Chuggers
You should shut up he gets hate every
day
+Matthew Cespon Ill send u some
+Alex Campos Sorry a privileged white-boy can't handle criticism for once. Boo-hoo, whatever.
Guess it's "14 Reasons Why" now.
iris . Lmfao
Dude that's not right 😂
i thought i hated dark humor but i guess not
Clay wasn't a reason so it is 13 still lmao
1 sip a day keeps the Jacob away.
Omfg 😂
Why is this fucker famous?
No i need 10 jugs can u get me some
LOL
Bleach, your always here for me!!😂
Now I see why we need to make America great again....
😂
Yep
Wtf
HAH LAWL GET REKT JACOB
What is this
I don’t like the song but the nostalgia tho
I had so much fun watching everybody make fun of it
Same
Back when ricegum was relevant
Zayy Johnson and leafy
indeed.
reminiscing about a bunch of white teenagers screaming the chorus while me and my friends are quietly watching and filming the entire thing.
"We'll be together til the end" the end of what? The week? You're 12 calm tf down child
Yes
+claire costello EXACTLY this guy needs to chill lol
True he is cancer
Yeah like who would wanna buy this song. His voice sounds horrible😤😤😂😂😂😝
He's 13 but carry on 😂
This song must be on infinite warfare lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hope so 😂
LMAO
sweatahirt and rebecca Black's friday remix
sweatshirt*
To make it even more cancerous?
Hey whatsup jacob....I mean Rolf
😂😂😂😂yasss
Same
Yeaaaaaah
jacob sartorius was exposed
i meant rolf jacob sartorious ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
+Genesis Cruz Oh no a jacob satorious fan!! oh wait... I mean a Rolf fan lol
Justin Bieber: “I have the cringiest and most disliked music video on RUclips”
Jacob Sartorius: “Hold my sweatshirt”
HAHHAHAAH
I think Justin's cringe song is only "Baby"
@@tetyw2734 yea
@@tiktxks2409 HAHHAHAAH
@@tetyw2734 he only has one cringey song, but his personality at the time when it came out was 10x cringier.
When I run out of funny videos to watch,I come here to read the comments
Sammmee
sameeee
Yeah same lol 😂😂
sammeeee
same
HAHAHA HE'S TRYING TO HIT LOW NOTES AT THE END BUT HE NEVER HIT PUBERTY
Omg honestly 😂😂
Bro he can't hit the high notes either xD
HAHA
This person slays 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OHHHHH SHIIIT YOU JUST REKED HISSS ASSSS
THROBACK TO THE BIGGEST JOKE OF THE INTERNET BACK IN 2016
ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!!!! Wait... Oh? Wrong song, WRONG SONG
+Pieter Robert Bitch stfu tomorrow school
that's a master piece compared to this and rebbeca made up with that disaster with Saturday which was actually a really good song
both sound alike
omg i'm crying 😂😂
OH MY GOD YOU MADE MY DAY LMAO
I got excited at 0:48
Savage
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Same 😂😂
😂😂
Matty B was enough
This is too much
The only escape is death
Or not watching the video.
The struggle is real
shut up Mattyb is a great rapper you are just jealous of him
RUclips REMOVING DISLIKES IS A BIGGER MISTAKE THAN REWIND 2018 I SWEAR
371k dislikes apparently my god
@@charlotties_ last I checked was 2.2 mil dislikes
I think target just sold out of bleach, ropes and stools....
Yea.. Ikr, idk, but we have 485959606 bottles of bleech here. Want some?
+Katievity De Vega can I have some too?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
and sweatshirts
+Ja vette'fan true
He sounds like Bart Simpson getting strangled
omg 😂😂
Lamo
...Underwater
TRUE
True omg
After Jacob's song released, the Bleach prices went up by 24%.
Bleach is more original
And more classy
😹😹😹
hahahahah
That's good 😂
Oh i was wrong..
I thought the first lyrics was
"chilling with the hentai.."
...😂
Best comment yet
*SOMEONE GET DA MIND BLEACH!!*
yes
Its suppose to be
I tried to slit my wrists but the razor already slit itself
lol
That's a low blow 😂
😂😂😂
id say thats a burn but my burner killed itself after listening to this ( i know this sucks but i cant do better)
How about I was going to eat cyanide but it ate itself
kidz bop 31
Bad day?
Jacks films
Omg yes!! 😂
Yesterday I asked you to give me more questions for yiay....My forehead is fine shut up...
+Calugrey >tfw when the biches army invades
Some say that board killed itself after filming
😂😂😂😂😂
If you don't have something nice to say then don't say it all.
+StephzHasDaCake you can tell your the ultimate Rolf Sartorius fangirl when you've commented on all the hate comments. Well done. You can now consider yourself his 'queen'
lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂 idk why this made me laugh so hard but I'm dying
😂😂😂😂😂
Can we finally admit this was a banger?
Yes.
Yes brother
This was my guilty pleasure back in the day, but I kinda got teased for it… Now though, I can enjoy it in peace!
ALLLL if them were bangers. People just made fun of his looks which took away from his art and it was sad
There is literally no more of me I drank it all.
Fuck
Lmao
Damn it ill cut myself with your plastic shards
+guitesnuit gr8 alternative m8
They said I could use the code "Jacob" to get 60% off bleach give me 84 gallons plz ty
I was at a nursing home, and the doctors told me to put something on to entertain the elderly, and I put on this song, and they ALL died. INCLUDING ME.
how did you post the comment? if your dead? jk
+Carlos Guijarro loomynaty chonfermed
LOL THIS IS
Rest In Pepperoni
I didn't die if u are writing this
I didn't know Rebecca Black had a distant cousin
More like Bieber with a more annoying DNA
+Wah Tek Lim ikr
lol
they aren't related. Jacob is related with my pet rock. Not even that because my rock has more talent
Yeah but Rebecca is actually talented tho 😹😹.
This song makes me want to stop wearing sweatshirts 😭😭😭
This video makes me want to vomit
Wdym this song is money 💰 lol
😂
I looked this song up just to play it on my party chat and scare all my friends
Billy Raid You suck
This song gave me:
Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm -
Acanthamoeba Infection
ACE (Adverse Childhood Experiences)
Acinetobacter Infection
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) -
Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome (AIDS) - S
Adenovirus Infection
Adenovirus Vaccination
ADHD [Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder]
Adult Vaccinations
Adverse Childhood Experiences (ACE)
African Trypanosomiasis -
Agricultural Safety -
AHF (Alkhurma hemorrhagic fever)
AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome)
AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome)
Alkhurma hemorrhagic fever (AHF)
ALS [Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis]
Alzheimer's Disease
Amebiasis, Intestinal [Entamoeba histolytica infection]
American Indian and Alaska Native Vaccination
American Trypanosomiasis -
Amphibians and Fish, Infections from - see Fish and Amphibians, Infections from
Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis -
Anaplasmosis, Human
Ancylostoma duodenale Infection, Necator americanus Infection -
Angiostrongylus Infection
Animal-Related Diseases
Anisakiasis - see Anisakis Infection
Anisakis Infection [Anisakiasis]
Anthrax [Bacillus anthracis Infection]
Antibiotic and Antimicrobial Resistance
Antibiotic Use, Appropriate
see also Get Smart about Antibiotics Week
Aortic Aneurysm
Aortic Dissection -
Arenavirus Infection
Arthritis
Childhood Arthritis
Fibromyalgia
Gout
Osteoarthritis (OA)
Rheumatoid Arthritis (RA)
Ascariasis - see Ascaris Infection
Ascaris Infection [Ascariasis]
Aseptic Meningitis -
Aspergillosis - see Aspergillus Infection
Aspergillus Infection [Aspergillosis]
Asthma
Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder -
Autism
thank you.
+ some cancer
He sounds gay
rude much .ugh
+Ceria Cinnamon boi✋
It gave me PTSD
The song starts at 2:53
you mean the torture ends
Do u mind if I have a sip..glug...of you?
OK FINE JUST LET ME DRINK ALL OF YOU
Thanks, very helpful :D
im subed to just in case he makes more songs
Can i drink you please it's urgent i just listen to the entire song.
Jacob is an inspiration
for birth control.
😂😂😂 that's fucked up
that my good sir,
was very clever. IM SO PROUD.
You scared me for a second until I clicked read more
Lol
good. good roast.
I’ve done a lot of cocaine
Would you Rather
a: listen to this song
OR
b: drink a nice, refreshing glass of Bleach
This isn't even a question I think we all know the answer.
b all the way bruh
b
Bleach sounds good
C. Bleach in Rebecca black's car
i hope he cringes at this when he grows up.
Yes.
+SetherToby If he grows up...
Cosmic Gloop we can only wait and see, my friend...
+SetherToby this made me LOL!!
not long before he hangs himself for this bullshit
My bleach heard this song and it drank itself
HAHAHAHAH
best comment ever.
funny
OMFG
Lovely to see you here dude, was just leaving a comment how he killed my bleach. Glad to see you relate
Me: im cold
My friend: :)))))))))))
Me: um
My friend : :)))))))))))))))))))))))
Me: Dude i said im cold.
Friend: you know what you just said
Me: *thinks of this song* GOD NO
Friend: THEN YOU CAN WEAR MY, SWEATSHIRTTTTT
(based on a real story)
2 things lol and how did you find that image
😂
You earned yourself a sub
I’m dieing of laughter BAHAHAHAH
A Dangerous Pop Man thats 16 is Gonna get you on your sleep
Tips to Do
Lock Doors
Lock windows
Close curtens
Tie up Your Dog
(If you have one)
Turn off the Lights
Don't make any Noise
Turn off Devices
Dont go to sleep
Stay in your Home 24 hrs
Dont look Outside
If you hear someone outdoors dont respond
Always Keep a weapon
If someone outdoors is singing this at your front door reload your weapon
There are the tips now stay Safe and god blessed you all
Sponsered by: Clorox bleach and Dawn dishwashing liquid.
+Oliver Gabriana lol
+Oliver Gabriana Hell yea
Dead 💀💀
I'm dead now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For the bleachable moments
Police: Miss please dont jump you have so many reason to live why do you want to jump anyways?
Me: *opens this song*
Police: Wait let me get up there too
Ahahahhaha
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 thats so mean but so funny😂
lol
HAHAHAHA!!
I'd rather be cold, thanks.
Your welcome...
+THE DANKTANK you're**
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
lol😂😂😂😂
dude the nostalgia, this was the 2016 equivalent of 2010's justin bieber "baby"
My favourite part is 2:53. Can you guess why?
cause it ends
lmao
Wait wha- ohhhhhh
I don't ge.... Ohhh
noah hart same thoughts
Even my bleach killed itself listening to this.
+Jamie Mckaye LOLOL
+Jamie Mckaye Nice shirt
+Jamie Mckaye lmao
+Jamie Mckaye lel
Yeah he can't sing at all
When you try to make a lyric video, but your on a budget
Trueeee tho lol
lol
Lmao! True tho! 😂
LMAOO
OMG LMAO U MADE MY DIE 😂😂😂
You can wear my sketchers!🤣
This guy just predicted the future.
The light up sketchers
They should replace the death penalty with this song
+thunderwolfking plays MC lol so true
This is what they use to tourture people in iraq
+Allofirro haha
+Allofirro why would you say that
this song would want ppl to take the death penalty
Finally he showed his feeling for his mom
tha fuk?
Wtf
hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
gkhiududugoififfogififigi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
gkhiududugoififfogififigi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Kim Namjoonie haha xD
Everyone here is so mean! Jacob saved my life!
After I crashed my car and got in a coma, the nurse played this song. I instantly woke up to turn it off.
THIS MADE MA DAY HAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
Ye fok de haiterzz amiroite xdddddd
Ikr. Its so depressing, Knowing the person who tbh ... is your only escape has been really effected by this... Lately Hes been 'Tired'.. But i know him, Hes depressed, How can nobody see it??
It sounds like the Friday song from Rebecca black
Little Ashley Friday is better
Don’t disrespect Rebecca Black like that.
Tbh Friday is better
Little Ashley but worse
Friday song is better.
the best part is at 2:53
you're welcome!
HAHAHA LMAO XD
OH CHET THAT IS THE BEST PART TANK YOU SO MUCH
You are so mean to him.. You don't need to do this to him he's just doing what he loves so stop being so mean
+Jessi Thomson being mean is what i love so let me do what i love !1!2!2
+Jessi Thomson NO NO NO HE IS DOING IT CUZ THERE ARE MILLIONS OF 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS THAT EAT THAT S*** UP AND HE KEEPS MAKING BULL VIDEOS TO GET ATENTION DO U NOT SEE IT, LISTEN TO THE LYRICS CLOSELY THEN THINK THAT IS A 13 YEAR OLD
Yes we did it sweatshirt officially has more dislikes then likes
Lol😂😂😂
Yeh we did😂😂😂
you got nothing better do to than hate on a 13 year old boy?
+HeyitsEmily x loving your comment 😂
🎉🎉🎉
good job dude. you managed to have more voice cracks in one song than all my friends in one year.
kek
True
+A Wright W
He hasn't even started puberty
Lol
Omg guys! Santas elf escaped and is making music videos.
Hypothermia > Jacobs sweatshirt
Hyperthermia*
+ItsAnyax Hypothermia*
+ItsAnyax *hypothermia
+ItsAnyax hypothermia
+ItsAnyax hypothermia**
What's next, a song about doorknobs???
"You can turn my doorknob, yeah, and you can get inside my hoouuuuuse!"
I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
+High-Functioning Sociopath oh my lord you slay bitch lmao
+High-Functioning Sociopath you go!!! lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
no it's left sock not door nob
Ikr! Like fr😂
You can use the code "sartorius" for a 100% discount on your next Clorox Bleach purchase
Sweet thanks 👍
😂😭😭
Yes thank you
I went to his school lol
gg
chat coming back it kinda hits ngl
At least North Korea doesn't have to put up with Jacob Sartorious
+GrossBananaBear Lucky bastards
And those communist bastards in china
they are lucky lol
yes
We can't let this song get into enemy hands or we as we know it will die.
my favorite drink used to be orange juice but after watching this video it's now bleach
Same.
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this comment..
1 (800) 273-8255
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
n we care bc....
LMAO
The bleach ran away before i could even drink it! 😂 😂
Lol
U honestly need to SHUT UP
STOP
icy tube ?...seriously
JIMINIIIIIIIE
And i didn't know that an army would dare to put a hate comment😅 hehe anyway have a good day y'all💜
copied
Shit. Justin Beiber suddendly sounds like a god compared to this kid.
Bieber*
Justin bieber isn't shit anymore
Connor Boss Yeah I actually kinda like some of his newer songs.
Justin sounds good anyway... Yeah he had a high voice for a guy, but he really can sing and really HAS talent. Jacob just can't sing and that's it.
At least Justin Bieber CAN sing!!
I like how the 'up next' was 'NO' by Meghan Trainor.
+Starlivious savage
omg W
Wait where.?.?.did you guys saw RICEGUM REACTION TO HIS SONG
You guys need to see it!!!,!,,!,!,!,,
Haha
+Starlivious same, lol
For just penny's a day, You too can help cure the deafness of millions of boys and girls because of this cruel song.
+PatrickAges LOL idk why i found this so funny. Lololol
I guess I'll donate I'm affected
+PatrickAges OH shit.
+oisin colledge rude
that joke was fire
i’ve been so bored during quarantine that i put this on 💀
BRUHH LOOK AT ME NOW
C'mon I am so sad right now
My bleach drank itself before I could have drunk it.
Thats sad
This is a problem we need to fix we are all going bananas THIS IS GETTING OVERBOARD
Im loosing my sanity
The billions of years of evolution to create the top of the food chain, to make a sentient being, all the studies, learning, and blood spilled for mankind, and this is what it has come to.
PREACH
+Joshua Lewis Look on the bright side! Simply turning on the TV will show you- oh. shit. kardashians.
I ACTUALLY LIKE IT SO MUCH JACOB IS SO COOL AND CUTE
+Lps Muffin Productions L
L
She goes to tell her friends........ They all died of cancer after hearing the news
i read this when he said it but thats mean
AJAHAHAHAHA
haha lol
trueeeee
When I first heard my friend play this song, I thought when he said "You're not ready for my kiss," I thought he said, "You aren't ready for my dick" and I'm like, what dick?
Me: Mum can u pass me the gun?
Mom: Oh no, is it Jacob again?
Me: Yeah..
Mom: Just a minute hun.
🙌🏻👌🏻😂
+Undyne ღ True
Use the code 'JACOB' and get one bottle of bleach free!1!!! limited edition!!1! Get it now before time runs out!
I saw this on another comment and thought it was great
😂😭
+Elizabeth Øtt I bet it's LeafyIsHere again with his prizes for liking his videos. . . .
But this one seems legit!
Jacob: You can wear my, sweatshirt!~
Me: *_I ain't touching your dirty sweatshirt that hasn't been in the laundry since last year._*
SHUT UP HATER
@@daniellepoe1877 hater? More like facts
Xx Darkus the facts
@@daniellepoe1877 Shut up you Danielle Cohn lover
@@xxdarkusxx45 no not facts if u dont have somthin nice to say then why would u comment it in the first place
Sweatpants hair tied chilling with no makeup on-Drake "Best I Ever Had"
Chilling with a a hair tie, no Makeup with sweat pants on-Jacob Sartorious "SweatShirt"
... Coincidence much
Is rather be cold
+IAmNotALegend{IANAL} Id rather be dead.
+Fatal I'd rather be eaten alive by damn telatubbies
Okay... I got a question for 'Rolf': Why the fuck would you be chilling with a hairtie? Like, wtf?
hes unoriginal.
And I thought auto tune was suposed to make you sound good...
Oh my gosh this comment is amazing!😂 I literally died after reading this! Your a savage!😈😎😂
+Trevor House lol thanks
Lol
What?!?!?!??!
+Bella Twaimz omg just stop
Deleted my comment that had over 108 like, then I commented about it it got over 600 likes then he deleted that one too...
his mother manages his social media. i notice that a lot of comments get deleted haha.
Lol
LOLLLL
Saw your comment like 2 days ago.
he didn't delete them, they just are no longer showed in the top comments section ...
I made it through the entire video, I deserve a medal
Here's your medal 🎖
I reached for the bleach, but it had shot itself after listening to this song
😂😂
same 😂
+Gabi and Lily Ah yes 13 year olds can't have ANY criticism
Lol
+Gabi and Lily No, it isn't
*Sits down in fancy restruant.
Waiter"hello sir what would you like?
Me"umm ill have a drink of whi-
*This song comes on
Waiter"Whine, sir?"
Me"No! Bleach, I said bleach!
Waiter: Clorox or Oxi Clean
+Joshua Emokpae customer: ALL THE BLEACH YOU GOT
lol
+Joshua Emokpae ALL OF IT!
The lower I get the aids giver gets more-
How do you delete someone else’s channel...?
Damnnn u killed me 😂😂😂
Oooooooofffffffffffffffff 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😿💬🤬🤬📲📲📲📲
/delete channel
Thexboxgamer xbox 10 bruh hes jokong he knows you cant
Thexboxgamer xbox 10 ?
No!!! You guys Jacob resurrected me!! I was dead and this song was playing at my funeral but I came back to life just to turn this shit off
LOOOOLLL
lol great
HAHA LOL
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
😂😂🙈
wow, annoying orange is trying to sing now
lmao 😂😂right it sounds like he's mostly talking I stopped at 0:46 I didn't even listen to the whole thing
+Ghost_Coffee99 Lmao true.
Stp the hate! I think this song is the best song in the world. And better of a song then you EVER will make.
+jovi Will so true
😂😂
This song is actually pretty good if you turn your volume all the way down.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Still bad.
SHOTS FIRED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔫
Nope, still cancerous
Savage 😂😂😂
Jacob Sartorius:You look cold have my sweatshirt. :D
Me: I would rather freeze to death than touch anything you own.
Chara Dreemur what is your problem?
I would rather freeze to death and touch anything you owns
❤❤😂😂
Didn't know cancer had theme song
LOL XD
That's not even funny at all
+Hanna Bowman it is. Dont tell me.. Your a fan if jacob
+Ella W (whatsychops) *of
I just found out 😂😂
I googled 'how to die quickly' and this video was at the very top! Omg if I'm not dead my ears definitely are 😭😩
agree
agreed
That's hilarious
omg😂😂😂😂
Omg I'm screaming, this comment is hilarious 😂😂😂
The comments are better than the song
True
true😂😂
I only came on here to read the comments tbh😂😂😂
+Emily Alexis same tho
Anything's better than this song...
0:22
Jacob Saggytits: But I think you need some-
Me: *MILK*
Sayori xD
Meeeeelik
@@twinklepup6771 hxbgddudfjdndodndidhtws
@@elizbethhicks1549 what are you saying?
Bleach*
*enters hell*
Satan: another victim of watching Jacob sartorious... A deadly sin
Underrated comment
+Amy Archbold no you'd enter hell , then this is what is there
Ay be nice he is only 13😠😠
+Steven Backus No
ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS!!!!!! ....anybody??? I'll leave now
"I don't want you to be cold" its fucking summer in the us
or spring
+A channel You get goosebumps and chills down your spine with the cringe
+Jacob Kritzer lol
+A channel ikr
I laughed so hard to this
One condom... ONE CONDOM COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
It's those fucking 99 cents store condumns
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
Omg omg omg
lol
😂😂
2016 year - actually legendary year