When my wife backs out of a parking space
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- Опубликовано: 19 апр 2024
- She always does this.
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Infinite space and she almost wrecks, bahahaha
Ummm, not what happened at all she was showing off...me thinks some arrogant jealousy blinds you.
@jameshenry9112 autistic much? We all know she was showing off. A blind man knows she was showing off. Can you not extract a subtle joke about women drivers?
@jameshenry9112 bro it's a joke and a movie calm down
@@jameshenry9112ok Jar Jar.... me thinks his comment is aloud.
@@jameshenry9112Like Riker reconnecting the saucer to the stardrive on STTNG, only two corrections and let momentum close the last 100 yards, no fine tuning. Data looked shocked.
This scene always bugged me. I know it's world-building, but at the same time I'm just sitting there screaming at the TV "JUST GO UP! GO UP! JUST GO UP!"
I'm pretty sure they even demonstrate the ship can maneuver like that when they have to dodge other ships in the scene with all the bug plasma.
Hahahahaha
Even better, you can built this galactic cruiser, but auto pilot & auto docking was feature they didn't want to splurge on.
I remember watching Riddick with my dad yeeeaaarrrrssss ago and the scene when they crash the ship and slide like 2000 yards and he was like “there’s your mom pulling in the fuckin driveway”
Lol my dad makes similar jokes and my mom always does the eye roll and a "yeah right"
🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Of course in real military she'd hsve had her flight status already revoked for the fuel line cutoff
It's like she was testing everyone's limits
What damage was done?
Sure... Administrative controls would have had an automatic release - but... whatever
@@mrkenmt in the case of the fuel cutoff the hoses, they do a poor job of showing zero gravity in the movie as she was stretching the lines they could have shot back into the station potentially damaging them or the station
On her bscking out listen to the distances given. 5 and 3 meters or 15 and 9 feet. Had any of the thrusters malfunctioned it could put the ship right through the station itself
@@cliffcorson4000 if the thrusters had malfunctioned enertia would still take them into the station
@@mrkenmt it would depend on the malfunction
In the movie there are several times that she screwed up including not evading the asteroid fast enough that cost the lives of several crew members and turning the ship into a blast
.....when Denise richards wasn't a plastic monster.
It's a shame that she felt the need to do that.
You're not wrong but then she never really did it for me. Dina Meyer (Dizzy) however....
"you're fired"
what I missed about this movie was the space gorilla suits, which were described so well in the book. Combat suits, with which you could make big jumps, and carried a rack of nuclear missiles on your shoulders
That would have been cool to see. I haven't read the books but have seen others talk about these. Sounds badass.
@@SatrixPlaysGames if you google starship troopers and gorilla suits, you will see a lot of fan made stuff, some are really beautiful!
@@KaasSchaaf666 just looked them up, these are really cool! You are right, some people did amazing work imagining these.
@@SatrixPlaysGames you would say Warhammer 40k, or the master chief, but heinlein came before 😄😉
I can recommend the book, the transformation of a boy into a soldier, very militaristic, if you like something like that.
As a driver, I’ve learned to try and never push the margin. This scene has always bothered me. One mistake and lives are lost.
Just the blank stare at the last second of the clip was funny asf to me lol
It makes the clip, I think lol
Hated both these characters throughout the whole movie
Diz 🥰
"They sucked his brains out."
Pilot status would have already been revoked in simulator training. IPs(instructor pilots) love giving you all types of failures. A simple tether(no idea what those hoses are for) failed to release and you damage your craft (and a space station) because you want to wait till lat second is probably gonna cost her a set back or two.
Oof, it kinda surprises me how the Captain doesn't day anything
She would be on toilet cleaning duty for next 15 years for that.
all because she was cocky
@@SatrixPlaysGames There is being cocky and there is risking multibillion ship and multibilion instalation + unknown number of potential victims.
@@korinogaro oh for sure, she clearly wasn't thinking about any of that. Still can't believe the Captain didn't even chime in to say something to her
The movie is depicting what space would be in the distant future, but they couldn't come up with anything better than old CRT tubes for the screens?
Agreed, it's funny, BUT the movie came out in 1997. I don't think we had too many other options
Your career's in my hands and his facial expression says that he is scared of that statement
Charlie Sheen had that for everynight.
And then lost it smh, poor guy.. idk the story behind their divorce but it's a shame
If she can fly that imagine her piloting a star destroyer a much bigger ship
Now, I am picturing my wife in an 18-wheeler just whipping that bad Boi into parking spaces easy peasy and giving me the look like "see"
@@SatrixPlaysGames well this isn't a car it's a Star Destroyer and the pilot has skill just needs to keep the ship intact
Don't fraternize with the crazy.
Diz was always the one. Johnny messed up.
Avg helldivers experience
Meanwhile, she backs into, and T-bones, the ship that was slowly passing directly behind them. 💥😂
lmao oof. Luckily my wife has never come close to that scenario
Melts in you're mouth not in you're hands
🤔I don't know this reference, educate me
I gotta be honest..I liked because I was the 1k mark....
But I do love those movies SST
The book was fyking great... the movie was an absolute disaster that deviated from the book starting at page 2...Great special effects, horrific acting
The director has been quoted saying, "I want to make a movie that's so painfully obvious I didn't read the book, that everyone who has read the book is constantly psychologically tormented by those who have only seen the movie."
I strongly prefer the book but this is what the book couldn't do
I really need to read it. I know they aren't the same, but that's ok with me.
I had such a crush on Denise Richards. She was Dr. Christmas Jones with Pierce Brosnan in the Bond movie "The World Is Not Enough". She was gorgeous!
If my wife looked like a young Denise Richards, she could back out any damn way she wanted to.
😂that's fair!
why not just go up or down? why backwards?
I never thought about that until your comment, and now I can't stop thinking about it... The whole situation could've been avoided
Drama farming
Because people who make these movies have no idea how space actually works
Brilliant
Kirk driving school!!
She's fired. Can't trust her.
In the future we do away with pesky procedures and checklists. We just wing it.
"We will cross that bridge when we get to it"
💥
Would you like a tranquilizer?
Could this have inspired the undocking scene from Galaxy Quest?
I went back to watch the Galaxy Quest scene. Yeah, it might have lol
Why didn't the subtitles match the dialogue, weren't even close.
Tried to be funny by replacing them
😂
Were' PS/2's common when this movie was made? I haven't seen that switch since my youth.
It was released in 1997, so not quite yet. PS2 was released in 2000.
@@SatrixPlaysGames Sorry - I'm dating myself - I meant IBM PS/2 which was released in 87 but discontinued in 95.
@@boedilllard5952 not gonna lie, I should've been able to put that together 😅
It’s fiction. They use the metric system.
I was wondering why they were measuring distance in soda bottles 🤯
Fiction
Yes, from the early 90s
I always hate this scene,
Anyone that has Driven a boat Knows, the front nose hits that space station.
The movie cuts, to them, and then back, because, there is no way you didn't just grind some paint off both. 😮
I always feel this way, too. When they show you the angle from the front of the ship as she starts to turn, there's no way she wasn't going to hit lol. But then they show the angle from the back, and magically, the ship has been pulled back far enough for it to be a near miss.
Meanwhile… tiger blood.
Now I want a snow cone
@@SatrixPlaysGames You realize I’m referring to her now ex husband, right?
@spherence I figured that out shortly after lol blows my mind she was married to him
@@SatrixPlaysGames same here.
Why would the ship only tell you your about to hit something from "5 meters" id expect at least a kilometer
Certainly more the 5 meters.
@SatrixPlaysGames your like about to crash and the ship is like
"If you don't do a 90° turn in 0.000001 seconds were all gonna die"
@@REDACTED-05 😂 and there ain't no way you're gonna be able to stop that thing in space. You couldn't even pull it off planetside
Why don't they simply go up or down?
It makes too much sense
I must live in another universe, cause the women in my family drive way better than the men. In total, the men in my family have been in 35 wrecks while the women in my family got 15
Another movie that did not follow the book storyline in order to water down morality and push horsecrap.
Well, with this one the director intentionally didn't follow the book. He started to read it and never finished it because he said it was boring. Or so I have read.
What movie is this ??????
Starship Troopers
@@SatrixPlaysGames Thank you...
Completely unnecessary, it's space, the ship could have gone straight up or down before turning.
I hated her in the movie, both of them were annoying
"Keep up" she is literally just being asinine for no reason. Someone like this shpuld never be in charge of others lives. I know its a movie. But this scene always bothered me
It irks a lot of folks, apparently. I never gave it too much thought until doing this short but now I see all the flaws too lol. Still love the movie, though
5 mitres from object, ...3 metres from object !!!
Funny thing is,...Americans have no idea what a metre is let alone how to spell the word !!!
Isn't that how big a bottle of soda is?
3D....
From the early 90s, so give it a break 😂😂
@@MultiMachinegunner 3D existed then
Great lips!!
💥🫧💋
Just another man underestimating the expert knowledge and skills of a woman 😅
You sound like my wife
Awful movie
😲
This was such a stupid movie
I didn't like the 2nd, never watched the 3rd. But as it goes for the 1st, cult classic.