Humans Are a Myth Right? A Xenoanthropologist’s Worst Nightmare | HFY | Sci Fi Stories
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Professor Zyx'tal spent his entire career proving that humans were nothing more than a ridiculous space myth-until two very real, very chatty humans showed up in his lecture hall. What follows is an academic catastrophe of galactic proportions, featuring:
🚀 Persistence hunters who don’t know when to stop
🔥 A human eating a Carolina Reaper like it’s a snack (because it is!)
🍪 Mythological cookies and the downfall of scientific certainty
📜 A professor frantically revising 15 years of research in real-time
Watch as the Galactic University’s brightest minds struggle to comprehend the impossible reality of humanity. From running absurd distances for fun to duct-taping their way into space, these creatures refuse to obey the laws of common sense-or physics.
By the end of this class, one thing is clear: humans aren't just real. They are terrifying.
💬 What’s your favorite “Humans Are Weird” fact? Drop it in the comments below!
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How did the other students, most of whom are presumably somewhat familiar with the professor’s work, not notice humans were joining them for the lecture?
Awesome story
Sticky notes were not commercially available until 1980, long after the initial heyday of space flight.
Cellulose tape and scraps of paper might have gone into space but I rather doubt it. Could NASA have gotten sticky notes in a way other than commercially? The govt doesn't give out all of their toys.
The rubber chicken makes its appearance again
How about our relationship with chocolate?😊
McGuyvered?
yes, it’s now a verb based on the old 1985 tv series and its 2016 remake. McGuyver could fix anything, get out of any trouble, based on his extensive knowledge of chemistry, physics, math, etc.
@LovesWaterfalls pretty sure that's what comes from homeschooling for a few kids. My cousin was one.
C'mon; cats wrote this! Purrrrrfect.
Fellow Human/Companion doesn't get a "real name" ?
who is responsible for those broken subtitles? if you have someone read it - you have a great basis for that - the manuscript that is being read, and that is including interpunctuation. what you do is bullshit. bad ai substitles over bad ai pictures. no, thanks.