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Men in Black (1997) / A sci-fi adventure comedy about two top secret agents (Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith) with the everyday mission of policing alien activities on planet Earth. The Men in Black's current assignment: to stop an intergalactic terrorist from making Earth his next victim. / Men in Black follows the exploits of agents Kay (Jones) and Jay (Smith), members of a top-secret organization established to monitor alien activity on Earth. The two MiB find themselves in the middle of the deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist (Vincent D'Onofrio) who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
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J: Have you ever Flashy thing me?
K: No.
Also K: Your dad is a hero.
Lmao that was good
A men!!!
He also did it earlier in this movie
@@jwill5892 that’s what I love, that line works regardless of whether you talk about the film or the sequel.
he did at the end of MIB3 after his father was killed
Erased her memory of ever seeing an alien while also leaving a dead alien on the table of the morgue
The cleanup crew flashed her again 😂
Listen everything
K " we gonna close all door spesial force gonna here any minute
@@memesfromdeepspace1075 special
@@Saikocide i am from mars
Said this someplace else but this is an observation so poor I expect it originated with cinimasins. we've seen several times that getting flashed can leave you in a highly suggestable stuppor for varying length of time. so its likely that K flashed her the first time with the intention of leaving her there for the cleanup team to deal with. but since J asked her a question it brought her out of the stuppor so K had to flash her again. this was probably to prevent her using a phone in the like minute it took the clean up crew to arrive.
*"...this is Dr. White"*
The little smirk K does after introducing J never gets old 😂😭
It’s like Shawn introducing Gus in psych
lmao never noticed that before XD
Dr. Manville then Dr. Whatever(Rosenberg) 😄
Even better since he called him "Agent Black" when they visited the farm with the same smirk
In these days the movie would have been cancelled for that joke 💩
This scene always got to me, knowing that the tiny alien was just trying to prevent war only to be killed with his cat friend being loyal and not leaving his side.
I liked that MIB showed strongly that not all aliens are bad guys, which was sort of the point of the shooting test.
Most of them are decent people who wouldn’t want an innocent planet destroyed over their species politics.
Yeah I suppose it makes sense he just runs away after the Bug gets his collar.
@@SamtheBravesFan The bug got mehhh collar so I'm running the hell away,holler!!!!
Or he doesn’t want HIS species being destroyed if the bugs get the galaxy
Its an evil scheme ! There is no loyal cat!
"What's the problem with the cat?"
"It's your problem."
lmao gottem
“ I hate the living ”. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@kevinbabu8919 relatable af
Deez nuts.
He's a douche.
Why is the very first MIB special effects are far more better than the sequels?
Practical affects that’s why.
Did you just say more better? Check grammar. I personally think this one had the best practical effects, but the third film had really good cgi. 2 was pretty bad.
@@corbinhoevers oh yeah.
@Abe Vigoda's Left Testicle that wasn't cgi it was actually an animatronic
The CGI in 97 wasn't very good, you really needed practical effects to make the CGI work
Then the CGI got good enough (really, it got cheap enough) that they started overusing it.
Now, the CGI has gotten pretty good and studios have started bringing back more practical effects combined with better CGI, which is really the best way to do it.
But we had to go through a really awkward decade where the CGI was noticeable and distracting
You know it's a good movie when a tiny alien puppet who only gets a few minutes of screentime can make you misty-eyed 😟
Not even minutes, just some seconds.. 😥😪😢
Im not misty-eyed you are 🥺
You can thank Darwin for that. Humans are evolved to like and wants to desperately protect things with oversized heads and eyes compared to body, because human babies have oversized heads and eyes compared to body 🤷♀️
@@sinjimsmythe9577 BRUH idk wtf are you talking about big head aliens creep me and baby child is ugly I must be a alien
Misty eyed? U bunch of pussies 😂😂. I was expecting some dumb shit to happen like the alien closes his eyes before he says something and J’s like OHHHSHITTT. And alien dude be like I’m NOT DEAD YET IDIOT. I’m resting!!
Fuck that reminds me of another movie scene what is it....
KUNG FU PANDA. THANK GOD. THAT WAS GONNA BUG ME!
You know when master shifu is on the floor ‘dead’, and Po the panda is like ooooohhhhhh master shifuuuuu nooooooooo don’t die, and he opens his eyes wide and says I’m not dead you idiot!!!!!! I’m at peace.... I’m resting my eyes 😂😂😂😂
I digress
Ur still a bunch of pussies. If U gonna get misty eyed let it be on something like the boy in striped pajamas!!! 😂😂😂
5:52 I always loved her reaction. She doesn't know what this creature is, or what the hell is going on. But when she saw him die, she feels sad and sympathetic.
Definitely. Part of why I prefer the cartoon canon to the movies: L stays with MiB full time even with K back
and also with scratch cat watching above
6:54 "Will you stop that?!"
I love how J barely gets his glasses on before K flashes the neuralyzer.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Funniest part of this scene
He definitely didn't get his glasses on in time.
Why wasnt his memory wiped then🤪
I played it in slow motion J also closes his eyes and barely gets the glasses in on time
@@petermavrakis8953 thanks for pointing that out! I never noticed he closed his eyes.
What about the body?
She's got a hell of a body! 🤣
" she got a whole Queen of the Dead thing going on"
The dead one!
@@flarion00 you gonna have to look that for yourself
He's right, she has a terrific body!
about the body?
she has a great body 🤣
the dead body!😁
"The galaxy is in the cat's belt"
The end.
ORIONNOONNN
Or even just “on Orion’s collar” would have sufficed. End movie.
Too bad the little alien didn’t know better English. He asked for the correct word and Dr White told him belt.
Collar....the word is COLLAR
@@jygb7092 You know the weird part? Rosenberg was disguised as a human for a while. Did he go to the pet shop and be like "Yeah I need a belt for my cat."
@@acdexter3219 not that uncommon actually. Mostly from people who don’t have English as their first language
5:14 Look at the utter relief on the dying alien's face when the woman completed his sentence for him, as if it was the most important moment of his life to get that message out to ANYONE, even alien humans!
loool it's actually a really cute reaction
The cat being so sad about the passing of his owner.😭😭😭
Because he was having a hard time translating. There is probably. No direct translation for collar in his language. Judging from the difficulty MIB had translating a two sentence message from the arquillian ship it must be a very difficult language to translate. Let alone when you are on your deathbed.
Even the cat tried to ell them...
Have you ever flashed that thing at me?
"No".
Lie
Until you realized that he has used that on J twice in his life XD
He did it when J was a little boy
@@jacksbob8746 he also did it after the store
*Have you ever 'flashy thingy'd me?
He told "have you ever flashy thinged me?"
The genius of this alien. 04:55. I just love how realistic they made him look. That cute tiny little alien had FOUR different tv screens of his cameras. That is a very NICE setup.
True gamer
@@aurorapaisley7453 lol
Ahead of time
Ar Gaming simulator 😂
J's face when K calls him "Dr. White" 😆😆 this movie is gold!
Rosenberg was the alien’s name. He recognized him
*GOLD JERRY! GOLD!* 🙄
I want a sequel or even another timeline where this trustworthy-looking woman equivalence can have more scenes, or not to do flashy thinged to some trusted people. That would be somewhat interesting to see that lays out
"You ever flashy-thing'd me?"
"No"
(Y) Lie
This one time when you were 5
Press X for doubt
@@itzbebop you didn’t watch this movie did you?
I really hope she adopted that cat. The cat knew it's owner was an alien but stayed with it even after the host died. Cats are amazing.
It's a movie
@@nightrider8398 you’re a master of the obvious
@@l.2152 omg you think so?? :D
@@nightrider8398 you're a rookie apprentice at best.
It was a paid actor: probably got a Feline Oscar for this performance. Cats are not amazing: they're just sneaky. Very sneaky.
Her smokey voice is something I wish I could have in my life.
Warm. Gentle. Soothing.
you are goddamn right
Weirdo
@@Abyssalmatter Call us whatever names you want. They don’t matter. We know what speaks to us.
I thought she had a good voice for singing... Is it my impression or did she completely disappear from the biz???
@@RobertJohnson-lb3qz I haven’t seen her in anything else. I just looked her up, and she seems to dabble in acting, but either she doesn’t want to be in a starring role, or she’s never been given the chance. Kind of a shame, I suppose. She hasn’t been active in quite some time, as far as I can tell.
Saw this movie as a teen and paid the cat no mind. Fast forward in my 40s I'm all about the cat and I'm crying hoping my cat will sit on me when I die and never leave my corpse.
Oh he'll it your corpse if you don't leave food, don't worry
Sorry to say, you might be saying goodbye to him.....
Your cat will start eating your corpse before your cold.
Get a dog
No kids, Miss?
Am I the only one who always felt sorry for Orion when she mourns Rosenburg's death? That little meow. Always hit me as a kid.
That little alien guy didn’t have long to live
Yeah
I know that was so sad 🥺
This movie gave me the same feel as Ghostbusters. That fantasy vibe of wanting to live in this middle ground between the urban world and the supernatural, men working undercover for a better world, exploring an expanded reality. That’s why I hated the second one.
Exactly. The true artists make something ORIGINAL AND MAGICAL. then the business suits take over and make shitty sequels. it NEVER fails. Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Star Trek, MIB…
@@paulbuckley6385 except the second one was awesome.
@@paulbuckley6385 The third one wasn't bad.
@@jasonhahn8797 Hopefully one day Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones will come back and give us a Ghostbusters: Afterlife style sequel.
May sound like a joke that's far fetched from reality, but this is not to far from the future. Alot has changed since the Polar Shift. Humans are not the only living life that roams Earth, and hasn't been for a while.
Pay attention to the that they title to be "Science Fiction" alot of them are documentaries
I used to have the biggest crush on Linda Fiorentino when I was a kid.
Same here =)))))
Same
Me too
Same!
We all did
Talos: "That's not a cat. That's a flerken."
I understood the Captain Marvel reference
Bazinga!
I was looking for this comment!! 😅
"OW! Mother Flerken!"
Goose..
5:55 - The way that cat meowed on his dead master made me cry
Same 😢
Meow sound effect from Scratch?
He was Agent Black in MIB1 and now he's Doctor White 😂
the first was a joke- Agent Menen and Agent Black. Agent (Men in Black). Leo Mantle and Dr White for the second, not really sure what this one is tho
@@etudolling5296 I think they were just playing off black/white from the joke in the first movie.
Imagine putting this joke in 2020, this great movie will get cancel. People are getting more and more sensitive these days.
@@fiona1614 the joke had nothing to do with race, it was just saying “men in black” based off the movie name
@@rileywilsonepicarcher9995 but knowing people in 2020, especially SJWs, they would find a way to make it sound like it's racism
Edit: i think i was making a joke on sjws, don't take this comment too seriously
I love how she is excited and not scared
Well she works at a morgue. She's used to seeing creepy dead bodies
I would choose her to represent our species among aliens.
She seems to have disappeared from the movie biz though...
Men in black is one of the greatest movies ever
Would have been very dark without Will Smith's light energy & humours. Mix the 2 up and it sure is one of the best
"That things gonna give her brain cancer"
😂😂😂I can't this Movie is just golden
Am I the only one who thinks the little alien is adorable?
Nicce to have one as a pet .... or to be the pet
@@heyyeshyou both my nigga
Also the cat
Yes. You're the only one. Looked like a wrinkly ballsack with arms and legs.
No, you’re not
Her voice is so unique.
Years of smoking no doubt
I love this scene, the cat is so adorable. It’s actually really sad and touching watching kitty’s sorrow over his tiny alien master passing away
excuse me is this a real cat or created by graphics:/
i justt noticed, they just left her alone with the alien body.... why bother flashing her if they were just gonna let her stay near the alien anyway.
Probably men in black crew walking in afterwards to take care of it
They had a clean up crew take the bodies and K told them to give her a new (happy) memory. Either way K didn't need to flash her
@@user-yf6zz3cl8i what if she already told someone about the alien by the time the crew arrived?
@@ayanjit9196 Flash them too
7:00 we gonna close all door spesial force gonna here any minute
“Don’t tell that guy, he looks like he’s under enough stress” … this movie’s wit is razor sharp haha
At least this cat didn't scratch Jay's eye.
nick fury joke funny
-It's just a scratch.
-Noo.
Poor cat miss his master 😢😢 5:55
slave, cats think we are the slaves, thats why they bring food and call for attention.
🐈💖
Scratch Cat!
5:55 This sad is scene especially when the cat meows.
@smokey McB I know I've seen the movie and I had the soundtrack and junior novelization.
that cat is probably dead
@@Icecube88 Great contribution.. Not like that comment was even necessary.
@@jackiechan4025 did i lie tho
A little alien bonding with a Earth cat. Not something you see every day.
She is so pretty
Yeah Linda was ridiculously attractive
Yea, that little alien really is damn beautiful.
@@glowingembers8707 thats jokes XD
Nice pantyhose
She is a horrible actress
That alien always amazed me. So well done for 1997.
They literally made the Alien in the head the size of a whole room.
6:17. Rosenburg. Aw Damn!
Came here to see this part lol
Man her voice ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
yeah I didnt remember her voice being so soothing
My ex sounded like that
Linda Fiorentino Is So Naturally Beautifull And Her Voice Is Incredible,
I love the running joke of cab drivers being aliens, J mentions it on the bench and now she starts talking about a guy in the cab.
Nobody:
Me: WHAT DOES SHE LIKE TO DO SOMETIMES WHEN IT'S REALLY LATE???
Sleep
I think she was hinting at necrophilia uh...
"this is Dr. White"
cracked me up
Keep his name out of ya fking mouth!!!! Lol
"i hate the living" i love her
Linda Fiorentino is such a classic 90’s actor
I ain't playing with you man, have you ever flashy thinged me
7:12 “have you ever flashied thinged me?”
Hahah kinda funny after mib 3
Everyone's talking about aliens, but no one's saying what an absolute fox Linda Fiorentino was in this movie.
She certainly was.
Dude, that why we are here!😄
She is so beautiful! 🥺
A classy beauty
bro she angel fr
One of those movies where the casting is PERFECT.
“The body?”
“Great Body…”
“The DEAD body!”
😂
The actress was beautiful
The actress was talented
Both were necessary to get the job
Fakt
But wasn't a team player
Was?
Linda won her role in a poker game with MiB director, Barry Sonnenfeld.
@@Jeff94025 COMBO-BREAKER
Also, her voice... raawwr
06:54 came here for this part 🤣🤣🤣
That's too close for J.🤣
@@marklurenceanunciado4432 yeah, he didn't even put his glasses properly 😂
Would you stop that! Thing's gonna give her brain cancer or sumthing....
What part?
@@qualifiedidiots2165 the part where J almost got flashed 😂
I was only 4 years old when this movie came out and now that I'm watching this video clip 23 years later all I can say is boy isn't she smoking hot?!
Ok so I read your comment and thought to myself haha 4 years old only, gott be some kid I watched it when I was 6 and they you hit me with the 23 years which made me re-think my life. I can't believe the film is older than me wtf. I feel like I watched it two years ago!
So much good stuff in this scene , but I think the most overlooked thing is the line "I hate the living!"And the delivery is spot on!
Cutest little alien ever.
“You know what I like to do sometimes when it’s really late?”...Considering that smirk when she said it Im genuinely curious on what she mean’t because she was flirting with J pretty hard lmao.
Me too
Probably necrophilia
I know what she likes to do late at night.... Rigor Mortis...
She was coming onto him like some drunkin' prom date
@@LordofMovies91 I see what you did there
"This is Dr. White"
Jay's look at Kay right there...
she is beautiful angel
Hold up a sec. She didn’t ask for ID when they first came in. When she gets neuralized, “ShOw Me SoMe ID.”
Because they make an appointment in a previous scene.
They poped in out of nowhere when she came back from the flash who are you two? Show id
If they walked in they were let in, if they appeared in front of her they broke in
"...this is Dr. White"
The subtle and well-written type of line we don't see anymore in current movies.
And the perfect reaction face delivered by Will Smith.
No wonder why
Mike Lowrey didn't even flinched when he had to search the dead bodies in Bad Boy 2, He experienced the far weirder.
I really wanted to hear what she was gonna say at 3:47 onwards lol
Hahah we know what she's like to do really late sometimes
I can watch this scene all days.
Oct. 24, 2020---Never understood why they didn't use her in one of the other MIB movies.
she was a scientist for MIB in the series. but in the second movie jay said she went back to being a medical examiner.
There was initially a rumour that Linda Fiorentino wasn't in the sequel because Tommy Lee Jones refused to work with her again and another suggesting she priced herself out of a return. She says herself that she was simply unavailable because of a scheduling conflict, but given that her only film around the time was Liberty Stands
There were rumors that she was difficult to work with in all her films. Apparently kevin smith regretted even casting her in dogma.
@@davey9090 She really needs to work out her issues
@@davey9090 He did? Dang. Cause I heard that originally the chick from Chasing Amy (Joey Lauren Adams) was supposed to play the last scion in Dogma. She probably would've been great.
5:55 - The cat's meow is so heartbreaking to hear
Scratch
Will is such an awesome actor. This movie is really great and a huge credit goes to him ❤
wow buddy what are you?🤣
@@raven4k998 Definitely not Chris Rock!😁
@@dumymariposa6795 yet!!!🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998What we do know is Jada's in charge...😂
It's sad and adorable at the same time when the tiny alien struggling to say buh buh buh belt 😭😁😘Always remember this scene was mind blowing when I was a kid watching MIB for the first time. Amazing movie..
English is not his first language and the bio suit probaly helped him translate and with it destroyed he had to go off memory and there is probably no word for cat collar in his language and when your dying your mind isn’t exactly at its sharpest
I love men in black so much
So do I. Second one's my favorite.
As I kid... I was shocked and amazed with this scene
Man, say what you want, but Linda Fiorentino was absolutely gorgeous.
7:10 THE ANSWER IS IN MIB 3
honestly the special effects are more believable than todays counterpart
aww the cat
The cat is the answer
6:55 the whole audience roared with laughter 😅
Bruh how have I just noticed. When wording out Orion’s Belt, he said why is the word. The alien didn’t know English, and said belt when he meant collar
It’s a play on words. The alien said Orion’s Belt because that’s the name of the constellation.
@@rogeliorodriguez8518 the alien didn't know the word 'collar'. It kept saying 'orion's' and J thought it's trying to say orian's belt since that's the only thing he can think of that has anything to do with orian.
@@NeoFreezz I disagree. The cat's name is "Orion" and what better clue than to say belt (which can also be similar to belt).
If I'm trying to tell someone that Orion's belt is on Orion's collar (belt) id say belt, not the collar.
Aliens are intelligent, of course they know what a collar is. They would have had to go to the pet store to buy that.
@@rogeliorodriguez8518 I think this is a matter of English not being his first language, and maybe his suite helped him with translations.
Also note he was dying and trying to get the message out as best he could.
@@stingerjohnny9951 I could see that. Like maybe aliens could be just straight forward. Emotions is too energy intensive.
I like my interpretation better though. I'd like to think aliens are highly intelligent and give the right clues and know how to play on words. Its implied they have been living on Earth in their suits. Meaning they have learned how to communicate which is key in society. Its weird when people are not, they seem almost robotic, like you're implying.
Anyway yeah this is an awesome men in black. After this they tanked.
4:04 K: "what do you think of the body? J: "Oh great body" K: "The dead body" gets me every time 🤣🤣
K flashing her twice in a row in the space of 19 seconds is just hilarious to me 🤣
6:55 lol nether gets old
What I got from this movie; it seems there's a kind of symbiotic relationship between the Arquillians and cats as there is between humans and dogs. The alien in this scene seemed to dote on the cat, Orion, at every turn. Even taking him to a public restaurant. Which, on a sidenote, is not permitted in real life. Jay even made a quip about it in a later scene. Not to mention Orion seemed to "meow in mourning" when the Arquillian died.
I hoped that Laurel (or Agent L) got more screen time. I would love to see a Men in Black movie of J and she being the main duo, and it probably would have been a story way better than MiB: International. I mean seriously, she was honestly brilliant in this movie, and I really want to see what she can do with the resources MiB can offer her.
The animated series was pretty good. Agent L has a major role in that series, although she is blonde instead of brunette.
@@Intrepid_Crusader1096 J was the only one that look liked Will Smith and same goes for L except for the blonde hair where K and Zed looked nothing like the actors that portrayed them from the film. Maybe they couldn't get the rights to do that or something.
@@CipherRage-tp5ql If I recall, this movie exists within the animated series universe.
That cat is a great actor.
I was so sad they didn't brought her back for the sequels I loved her character.
She was a pain to work with
@@V-for-Vendetta01 wait like in the story of the movie or irl?
@@ammagon4519 IRL
@@V-for-Vendetta01 gee what's the deal?
@@ammagon4519 That’s an unsubstantiated rumour, actually. My theory’s that the Hollywood patriarchy screwed her over.
Anybody besides me notice Linda Fiorentino is more attractive when she isn’t glammed up?
All those times when you go to a room but forget what you were there for when you arrive. That's because you saw an alien there, and the MIB people flashed your memory.
I’m stealing that. I love it 😂
Her voice is so dreamy
Yes he did flashy thing
Oh God her voice. HER. VOICE.
5:55 - I want a cat like that fella...
Had a cat similar to him. He was a very charismatic and a cheeky jerk. But I loved him all the same. If you ever get a cat, make sure you find one that is in tune with your personality. It goes a long way my friend.
That woman was a Dream.
I hate the living.
That’s a line that speaks to anyone who worked in a morgue or studied forensics.
5:48 me on December 1st
"You know what I like to do sometimes when it is really late?" Lol.
That's not a cat, that's a Flerken.
As a Kid I was always afraid of aliens (or just other creatures) with human eyes, specially this little guy, and E.T.
I love how cab drivers are always brought up as a running joke.
5:55 meow : “no.” 🐈 😔
"There's a skeletal structure at work here unlike anything I've ever seen before". Cut to handsome squidward.
4:48 a meme is born 😂
Makes me happy knowing aliens love cats too.