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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

Комментарии • 192

  • @shogrran
    @shogrran 5 лет назад +300

    God damn... I have been looking for YEARS for subtitles for this movie that is in morse code.

    • @ninjamadcow
      @ninjamadcow 5 лет назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @guiandre9347
      @guiandre9347 3 года назад +9

      Me too. The amount of joy I expressed via clenched fists and smashed phone screen really tell a story of how convenient these useless symbols in the clip are.

    • @remindernotetoself6382
      @remindernotetoself6382 3 года назад +2

      Once you move on don't go back please.

  • @Ranveer_Singh_sangha03
    @Ranveer_Singh_sangha03 4 года назад +74

    Both actors just amazing 👏

    • @remindernotetoself6382
      @remindernotetoself6382 3 года назад +2

      Open metaphor related to life sceneries examples and relationship based experiences.

  • @RetroEternity
    @RetroEternity 4 года назад +119

    Most endearing character Kevin James has ever played.

    • @carlallen3230
      @carlallen3230 2 года назад +3

      He's pretty good at being a bad guy too. Ijs

    • @Thothali
      @Thothali 2 года назад +2

      And that’s saying something…

    • @dashroodle9507
      @dashroodle9507 2 года назад +5

      Zoo Keeper dude was pretty cool too. Basically the same character but still...

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 2 года назад +4

      @@dashroodle9507 ah I want to watch that film again, he does do these sort of characters really well.

  • @LALakersNornIron
    @LALakersNornIron 4 года назад +20

    Albert Brennaman...what a great guy lol and Hitch is the man lol

  • @annasthinaful
    @annasthinaful 8 лет назад +312

    i wonder if Hitch could set me up with Will Smith

  • @gibbs615
    @gibbs615 4 года назад +39

    Now I can imagine that someone else who definitely could've used help from Hitch was CHARLIE BROWN and his nervous problems with the little red-haired girl Heather! lol

  • @misssmisssymaria
    @misssmisssymaria 4 года назад +31

    Albert’s selfie 😂

  • @jaclynschilt4699
    @jaclynschilt4699 4 года назад +16

    Allegro Cole looks like Cameron Diaz.

  • @gsentinel4821
    @gsentinel4821 2 года назад +18

    Will has done alot of great movies but this has always been my sentimental favorite - Its a shame they never did a sequel with the same cast, I never quite understood that but I know scheduling the same cast is always going to be a problem with most being involved in other projects.

    • @syonide1878
      @syonide1878 2 года назад +3

      Because this is unlike his other movies I wish he did more comedies like so involving romance

  • @maxfrankow1238
    @maxfrankow1238 8 лет назад +162

    I need Hitch to help me lol...

    • @paulfienga9466
      @paulfienga9466 6 лет назад +4

      Max Frankow everybody needs a Hitch .

    • @lentekrokus7936
      @lentekrokus7936 5 лет назад

      @DereMemo No, that is the beauty of love and attraction. you also have inferior men as well, who we are looking for.

    • @dpnast8301
      @dpnast8301 5 лет назад +1

      how did it go babe?

  • @karmahadid
    @karmahadid 5 лет назад +86

    My husband is like albert... fat but sincere

  • @LolaLola-sy9zv
    @LolaLola-sy9zv 6 лет назад +77

    Will Smith and Kevin James best combination

  • @varpilahchase2598
    @varpilahchase2598 5 лет назад +103

    : Last boyfriend, like owned Sweden or something
    : and and the guy was a bum
    😂😂😂

  • @rocknroller1986
    @rocknroller1986 4 года назад +13

    Such a great movie!

  • @mrp8811
    @mrp8811 Год назад +2

    Her last boyfriend owned Sweden or something. Brilliant

  • @gbonkers666
    @gbonkers666 7 лет назад +102

    White socks with black shoes

  • @giginogigetto7153
    @giginogigetto7153 5 лет назад +8

    kevin james.... lots of talent

  • @aliozanerbektas
    @aliozanerbektas 4 года назад +30

    I know exactly how it feels like... 3:05

    • @_Gambitute
      @_Gambitute 4 года назад +5

      Yep. This part keeps running through my head . I’m just another hopeless romantic still looking for true love

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 5 лет назад +25

    "If there's
    ONE THING
    I've Learned
    Is When You
    Orchestrate
    Coordinate
    And otherwise
    MESS WITH FATE
    It's Best To Fly
    UNDER THE RADAR.."

  • @walidlamri8666
    @walidlamri8666 6 лет назад +65

    u swing for the fence respect

  • @romellogene1734
    @romellogene1734 5 лет назад +41

    The love of your life wakes up with the wrong man and hope she finds happiness even if it is not with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That explains the divorce rate.

  • @Some_One_One
    @Some_One_One 2 года назад +8

    Those hard-coded subs really helped. Thanks! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Beatngu23
    @Beatngu23 3 года назад +5

    0:51 Albert scoots away from the scene of the crime 🤣🤣

  • @LALakersNornIron
    @LALakersNornIron 4 года назад +6

    "I'm Alex Hitchens lets go paint that ceiling"

  • @grogery1570
    @grogery1570 Год назад +1

    I always wonder how many people understand the Sistine chapel reference? Michael Angelo thought that the chapel had all the charm of a barn, the pope agreed and thought the solution was to paint some decorations. The rest is history, the building will never be knocked down because of the artwork. Even though that was Michael Angelos's first choice.

  • @gareginasatryan6761
    @gareginasatryan6761 8 лет назад +82

    I really don't know why anyone would want to date a royalty. I think there's a preconceived notion that royalty are more beautiful because maybe in the middle ages they could afford proper grooming. But nowadays, cmon.

    • @adambutts2608
      @adambutts2608 7 лет назад +5

      Garegin Asatryan now days everyone is royalty and God help those who refuse to kneel. I only recognize one king. So you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

    • @scrateshooter
      @scrateshooter 5 лет назад +5

      @@adambutts2608
      The only king I recognize is the King of kings and Lord of lords.
      Jesus Christ.

    • @MohammadAliKhalil
      @MohammadAliKhalil 5 лет назад +2

      Scrateshooter You bow down to a middle eastern man? 😵🤐 did he ever say bow down to me? That I am god etc? I don’t think so.

    • @Kingiron88
      @Kingiron88 5 лет назад

      Hypergamy ;)

    • @Yoctopory
      @Yoctopory 5 лет назад

      Right??

  • @leoalexander164
    @leoalexander164 4 года назад +3

    As a blind person the fucking morse subtitle really help me up thanks!!!

  • @keyvb8230
    @keyvb8230 6 лет назад +17

    I love Kevin James so much... He's cute 🤗😊

    • @jadejewell7716
      @jadejewell7716 5 лет назад +1

      In real life, he is a DICK

    • @keyvb8230
      @keyvb8230 5 лет назад +1

      Jade Jewell how do you know?

    • @jadejewell7716
      @jadejewell7716 5 лет назад

      @@keyvb8230 To be honest, we are simply in a position in which I would consider you gullible to believe me. Upon request i can humor you though.

    • @keyvb8230
      @keyvb8230 5 лет назад

      Jade Jewell probably it's hard for me to believe that... Many times we believe that people for being funny are not conceited

    • @jadejewell7716
      @jadejewell7716 5 лет назад

      @@keyvb8230 Well, many times weve worked with the person personally and we know they suck. But, it's not a secret or anything. The only reason i dont speak about this is because its such common knowledge that you dont have to have worked with him to know this. I could have just heard it from someone.

  • @luanlima5261
    @luanlima5261 3 года назад +3

    I so alone and cry because this and watch this movie this scene 2:10 I stop sad and laugh so hard haha LOL ! You crush my arm LOL 😂

  • @Aswinishere
    @Aswinishere 5 лет назад +6

    Will Smith thank you for existing

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 5 лет назад +5

    "And
    The Guy
    Was
    A
    BUMB!!"
    #artificial
    #hobo

  • @bumbarumbado
    @bumbarumbado 5 лет назад +9

    last boyfriend own the sweden lmao im dead.

  • @pramodgeorgehq
    @pramodgeorgehq 5 лет назад +9

    I could use a hitch right about now! 😂

  • @familia3sgte
    @familia3sgte 4 года назад +9

    When are we gonna get Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch?

  • @pricemoore2022
    @pricemoore2022 4 года назад +8

    3:05 I know how that feels

  • @NaturalDivineGoddess
    @NaturalDivineGoddess 3 года назад +2

    I Need The Date Doctor i.e. The Universe to align with ME.

  • @ugoboss6898
    @ugoboss6898 2 года назад +1

    My man, Albert!

  • @lastmanbattalion
    @lastmanbattalion 5 лет назад +2

    Man, i need to watch this movie

  • @c.c8752
    @c.c8752 5 лет назад +5

    They should put these 2 in another film

  • @ussspec8
    @ussspec8 5 лет назад +4

    They was wrong putting Albert in white socks with that suit

    • @jaclynschilt4699
      @jaclynschilt4699 5 лет назад +2

      They did it to make him look nerdy

    • @ussspec8
      @ussspec8 5 лет назад +1

      @@jaclynschilt4699 it still not right Lol

  • @AlainaCain
    @AlainaCain 5 лет назад +5

    My referrals come from posting something from you on one of my Instagram or Facebook pages. I'm slowly expanding my means of contact.

  • @balasmj
    @balasmj 5 лет назад +1

    Hitch: Do you know Michealangelo?
    Me: Of course I know him, I've watched TMNT since I was a kid
    Still do.. I got a thing for Apr...
    Hitch: Shut the fuck up..!!!

  • @willn8664
    @willn8664 2 года назад

    3:12 This probably hits Will hard nowadays with Jada and August.

  • @apollosndemuweda
    @apollosndemuweda 3 года назад +3

    3:06 I know what it's like Bro 😌😌

  • @tbk29
    @tbk29 5 лет назад +2

    Where can I find this man, I want him to hook my up with the love of my life, Jennifer Lopez.

  • @Shanetw
    @Shanetw 8 лет назад +12

    what's the name of the song in the background?

    • @lanzi_xo
      @lanzi_xo 7 лет назад +2

      "JL is my main man now give me back my pen"

    • @merlinmerlin9192
      @merlinmerlin9192 5 лет назад

      @@lanzi_xo Can't find it :/

    • @DrPhil-kx3ci
      @DrPhil-kx3ci 5 лет назад

      There is no song

    • @lanzi_xo
      @lanzi_xo 3 года назад +1

      @@merlinmerlin9192 It's impossible to find. I found the name, but I've never been able to find a track. So upsetting!! I just come to this video once in awhile to listen to it. Lol.

  • @Super-yw7ss
    @Super-yw7ss 4 года назад +4

    Yeah, I tried too to talk my way out of it, but yes, I guess am swinging for the fences too? ;D

  • @trueconsumer6
    @trueconsumer6 4 года назад +4

    Albert is basically fat Chris Evans. 😆

    • @cheyennecedeno6867
      @cheyennecedeno6867 3 года назад

      Definitely, adorable just with bad luck. 🌸🌸🌸💕💕💕💕

  • @adamcollins8907
    @adamcollins8907 5 лет назад +7

    I need me a Hitch

  • @karthikpuvvula
    @karthikpuvvula 4 года назад +1

    Hey Hitch.. I'm crazy about Jenifer Lawrence.. just saying..

  • @lilianaroblesramirez2831
    @lilianaroblesramirez2831 5 лет назад +4

    So do I have a chance with Keanu Reeves after all...?

  • @ThomasvanBuren-c5y
    @ThomasvanBuren-c5y Год назад

    Does anyone know where to find will smits glasses in this part?

  • @tejasmane9175
    @tejasmane9175 3 года назад +1

    Wats the name of the music

  • @geralt8819
    @geralt8819 5 лет назад +4

    well...i lost all hope long time ago

  • @angryalien1320
    @angryalien1320 3 года назад

    anyone know the background music?

  • @janesali9448
    @janesali9448 5 лет назад +2

    Alexander Skarsgård... anyone notice his photo?

  • @travisandrews3909
    @travisandrews3909 4 года назад

    He has no chance if he listened to hitch he might have a chance.!

  • @yagmouryasmine3038
    @yagmouryasmine3038 6 лет назад +22

    Alive 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @londonwerewolves
    @londonwerewolves 2 года назад +3

    Nobody ever talks about what a disaster the first 15 chapels were.

    • @susansparke3462
      @susansparke3462 2 года назад +2

      It's called the Sistine Chapel, not the Sixteen Chapel. According to Wikipedia, "the chapel takes its name from Pope Sixtus IV, who had it built between 1473 and 1481."

    • @londonwerewolves
      @londonwerewolves 2 года назад

      Look up Joke on Wikipedia.

    • @susansparke3462
      @susansparke3462 2 года назад

      @@londonwerewolves You just sound ignorant.

  • @jerrysummers5971
    @jerrysummers5971 2 года назад

    Set me up with the blond😍

  • @remindernotetoself6382
    @remindernotetoself6382 3 года назад +1

    Coughing outside

  • @gordobrigadainviernoel8216
    @gordobrigadainviernoel8216 5 лет назад +2

    3:06

  • @lordmind
    @lordmind 5 лет назад +1

    Morse code translation ...?

  • @jaclynschilt4699
    @jaclynschilt4699 4 года назад +1

    She is out of his league!

  • @Tcwilliams07
    @Tcwilliams07 5 лет назад +2

    How'd they get video of me.....

  • @inouskehashibira1045
    @inouskehashibira1045 5 лет назад +3

    His methods are good but it doesn't work on all females. Just show substantial amount of mula and you're set for Gucci. 😂😂

  • @R00KIEo87
    @R00KIEo87 5 лет назад

    Bad experiences with relationships which many people generally do not know what is happening in their relationships for example relationships in Sony a relationship when two people joined together as one one unfortunate what happens if you have people dictating to another person and forcing a person into a action of relationship

  • @cs512tr
    @cs512tr 5 лет назад +10

    for me, annoyingly clumsy characters are cringy to watch

    • @shogrran
      @shogrran 5 лет назад +1

      thats the point captain

  • @persikii8020
    @persikii8020 5 лет назад

    Why Americans wear big size suits?

    • @jimmymitchell6537
      @jimmymitchell6537 5 лет назад

      because we are fat, and cannot wear form fitting clothing.

    • @persikii8020
      @persikii8020 5 лет назад

      Jimmy Mitchell that’s very sad news!!

  • @DannyGOaLChannel
    @DannyGOaLChannel 4 года назад +1

    People here 😅

  • @omegadestroyer4981
    @omegadestroyer4981 4 года назад +1

    what weird subtitles ...

  • @cooganalaska3249
    @cooganalaska3249 5 лет назад +2

    At 0:08 he purposely spills coffee on desk--blatantly contrived and phony.

  • @godiswithyou3653
    @godiswithyou3653 6 лет назад +13

    So damn cheesy bruh

  • @remindernotetoself6382
    @remindernotetoself6382 3 года назад +1

    Pen meaning

  • @180MPH_In_The_Wrong_Lane
    @180MPH_In_The_Wrong_Lane 2 года назад

    Disaster & All over the place.

  • @brendanbourque7847
    @brendanbourque7847 2 года назад +1

    who does morse code subs😂

  • @jeffreywaynegreen1645
    @jeffreywaynegreen1645 7 лет назад

    Edse

  • @charlierobles316
    @charlierobles316 4 года назад

    Eva Mendes ruined this movie

  • @remindernotetoself6382
    @remindernotetoself6382 3 года назад +1

    1:51