me at my girlfriend now and I'm only 21- oh shit I turn 22 in less than three months. Huh. I wasted my fucking life. I'm so depressed now knowing I'm about to be so old with so little accomplished. Jesus Christ. What is the point of me living
The Witcher doesn’t matter it’s a joke and yes technically all South Americans are American because we all live in the continent called “America” but jokes are jokes
Kadeemspade its been hinted at several times after the episode where they made out in the closet that they have an incestual relationship, there's even one where Peter catches meg telling Chris that their bath is ready. Peter doesn't know what to do and meg tells him to forget it ever happened
Excuse. Me but I feel bad for the kid no need to laugh he probs is soo scared and lost thank you very much I'm disgusted by u and I hope ppl read this and see how rude u r to make fun off a child I'm disliking 😠
Boandlkramer lmao dude why do you read the comments if you gonna be such a cry baby bitch about it I mean damn guy you been thinking about this for a while looking ass you need to find something else better to do with your time than trying to snap on people in a fucking RUclips comment section
what the fuck it took me a long while to catch on too since it’s pretty redundant, just translates to “gonna”... and “gonna” is slang for “Going To”... so essentially it’s slang for another slang.... 2019. Gotta love it.
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Chris and meg were literally about to kiss or the fact that Stewie’s strength, badassness and toughness just got nerfed? 😂😂😂 Stewie was without a doubt the strongest and most badass in family only to end up like this defenseless child hahaha 😂😂😂
Zero Genesis Actually this stereotype is somehow true as the Russian language has some rather simple sentence construction rules compared to Western European languages. For example, you would use the Russian word "Это" for "this is". English speakers would say "This is mom." while Russians would say "Это мама" which could be literally translated as "Is mom." which is absolutely absurd in English. Correct me if I'm wrong as my knowledge of Russian is somewhat limited.
P: hey look cookies L: oooo chocolate chip? P: nope. Oatmeal raisin L: F*bleeeeeeepppppp:* Every kid ever Edit: I legit didn't even realize this comment got so many likes xD youtube never notified me of all these comments
The fact that Natalia was able to process information that quickly basically put her up to speed with most modern computers. An un-practiced reaction of anyone else would have been roughly 5 times slower. Which is honestly fucking impressive
Salvador Suazo no time travel is possible if you could travel at the speed of light then time would slow down causing time to accelerate to and a talking baby it could be possible
I fucking hate giant moths one time there was one sitting on the screen of my window and I didn't know how to get it off without touching it so I shot it with a BB gun
Nah. I should have put a smiley face at the end because I was saying that in jest. Though I do find it annoying when people nitpick, I figured you were joking with the original comment.
Deathcoldan Oh look. Another dumbass conservative "patriot" who professes to love American ideals and values so much...that he will kill you if you do not agree with him. Yeah, because that what this nation was founded upon. "Believe my way or else..." Idiot.
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For a baby who seeks world domination that nanny assassin is perfect as a guard.
Good point
Assassin nana that would be Scarry
No a doggo
Incognito Doggo jSiri gay Siri is a butt
Incognito Doggo whyyyy
Natalia looks like a better mom figure to Stewie than Lois.
William Hernandez
Sadly true
That’s why nanny’s exist....
Agreed
Factsssssss
But she threw Stewie out of a plane💀
Natalia is a fucking badass
Fucking badass is natalia
What is favorite breakfast fish? 🐟
Yeah
Pfff... Not really, just a common nanny in Russia or Belarus (i'm from Russia, obv)
I love how Stewie can make a time machine but doesn’t know his numbers..
Thats the joke, he is a genuis but still acts like a baby
Th3MiniNinj4 How would he know which time to go if he doesn’t know his numbers !?
@@destinymoon9799 his numbers means his adress and phone number
He is being sarcastic
Bryce Harrison AND!??????
I would hire her to be a nanny for my kids any day.
They would be safe but also in danger also everything in THIER surroundings would get destroyed and killed
Yep... If only she didn't let the dog get SHOT
So you would hire a woman whos being tracked down by people that could litterally kill your familly
Faaaccccccccctttsss
Nah, Roberta from Black Lagoon has a much higher kill count, and she’s actually attractive.
4:36 most realistic reaction ever!
Honestly love when Stewie actually acts like a child
She’s probably black widow in retirement
Yeah
I can actually see that happening
No, she died in Endgame.
Bakoos Xx so does iron man.
Charlotte Hobday your really not funny
0:25 goes 1/4 mile in 4 seconds or a mile in 16 seconds, which calculates out to be 225mph. Holy shit.
Trash Can it’s a tv show
nerd
r/hedidthemath
Jay Cuckson WHAT?? you mean Fam Guy ISN'T real?? Man! What's next?? ALL YT comments aren't meant to be taken literally?! pfft!
Trash Can lol
Peter exhaling for a long while through his nose... every father on a road trip ever 😂
me at my girlfriend now and I'm only 21- oh shit I turn 22 in less than three months. Huh. I wasted my fucking life. I'm so depressed now knowing I'm about to be so old with so little accomplished. Jesus Christ. What is the point of me living
ikr this episode is soo hilarious
@@Spark-Gold whoa...u okay buddy?
@@Spark-Gold u r jus 21...not old
SparkGold 21 is nothing.
If that was the old Stewie. He woulda helped Natalia take out those mobsters
Then killed her himself.
Hook me up with likes yt am thirsty
The old stewie is never coming back get over it
Soumik Naini Stewie should have helped, maybe poisoned them in a hostage scene with spiked Earl Grey
Soumik Naini 4x
Bad guys always uses:
A black SUV
A Motorcycle with a guy armed with an Uzi or a Mac-10
An M1911
Dudes in coats
Don't forget the leather jackets
Rednax Ninety yerp
You forgot russian accent
Where's the budget for all those?!!
And AK47s
Stewie's nanny is like the female version of John Wick
Not yet until she kills someone with a pencil
*Wick*
@@tonicollalto5073 he did it on purpose 🤣🤣🤣🤣you missed the joke
@@MrONeal14 Shutup stupid bot they didn't spell it on purpose and it wasn't a joke it's called a typo. Look it up and piss off.
@@dewolf123 cool *whip*
I hope Natalia comes back. Ever since Stewie stopped being evil we needed a violent badass.
Super Nanny: I am the Super Nanny.
Natalia: Bitch please, do you even know what super means?!
Natalia vs Consuela.
Would have a loved a Natalia spinoff.
@@zackpearson5633 no noo nooo. Consuela win.
We need the old stewie back
I like to think Natalia's got integrity, she even was courteous to Cleveland
She didn't shoot him on the sight?
Russians have that actually, not that we don't but...
s0nycz3kk she's got that up against our police. Yea Natalia!
Yvonne Mariane Belarus. Not Russia.
james pogrebetsky Belarus is white russia
*well, that was close*
*OH NO*
*MY SON IS IN THE BACKSEAT*
Lmfao as soon I read this it said it on video
"Daddy?"
*Boy that was a close one :o my son is in the back seat...* 😂
Son: *._. Daddy?*
Poor Cleveland jr.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Cleveland Jr got obliterated in a car crash
😂😂
Relax, he's alive: 4:08
Natalia is a freakin boss
Not just Boss. THE Boss.
Kids these days
she is very epic
Cringe
THE QUEEN
4:08 "Daddy?" XD
NuclearROBLOX roblox sucks
@@Dbambini you too
I miss the Cleveland Show
@@Dbambini Why is ROBLOX talkin trash about themselves?
R.i.p
She’d be the perfect nanny for anyone in a rough neighborhood.
America: we have nice grannys.Russia: hold my bear and vodka
*hold my vodka
It's Belarus, not Russia.
But I guess you're American, so hey, it's fine.
@@MrOP-jw1zp Well a part of Belarus is called White Russia so he is in some form correct.
@@hardcasekara6409
With that logic, someone from Peru could rightfully claim he's American.
The Witcher doesn’t matter it’s a joke and yes technically all South Americans are American because we all live in the continent called “America” but jokes are jokes
"No kissing. Under bed."
Hmm. Wonder what they did then.
My question is... Why the fuck were meg & chris kissing? 😣😣
Kadeemspade they have an incestial relationship.
Kadeemspade its been hinted at several times after the episode where they made out in the closet that they have an incestual relationship, there's even one where Peter catches meg telling Chris that their bath is ready. Peter doesn't know what to do and meg tells him to forget it ever happened
Hahaha
Kadeemspade called practice dude
I WANT A SLAVIC NANNY
And you got one
Your wait is over, mrs. Blyat is coming to you
This Nanny needs Wodka 🤔🤣😂
@@batmanbra2365 u mean vodka?
Sorry kid they aren't for sale
2:04 laughed harder than I should've XD
Xd
Same xD
Me too
AMEN
trexler666 this episode is soo hilarious isn’t it????
The clip starts at 2:15
Edit: Jesus, why are people liking this
Fake Fake it actually starts at 0:00
Thx
Thanks
John Barrientos rude
Nope its at 00:00
I don't blame Peter for being so annoyed at the beginning.
Delet this lmao when the window got foggy 💀😂
Delet this even i would be annoyed
Delet this
Same here
😂
So many of us have been in that exact position.
4:08 Lol I can stop laughing “Daddy?”
Excuse. Me but I feel bad for the kid no need to laugh he probs is soo scared and lost thank you very much I'm disgusted by u and I hope ppl read this and see how rude u r to make fun off a child I'm disliking 😠
gemma cole it was funny how he daddy said I’m not being rude btw * probably * people *are *you *so * you
@@gemmacole9500 its a fucking cartoon, snowflake.
i can beat gold experience requiem omg!
@@gemmacole9500 omg chill daang u doing too much
Cleveland: Well that was a close o...Oh, my son was in the back seat.
Thank you so much for repeating what could be clearly heard in the video.
Pretty strange how Cleveland and joe were in this episode and quagmire wasn’t I like that
Your Next Door Neighbors underrated comment
This comment did not age well..
Waist deep refrence
Can we talk about how she was straight up the most epic character in this show?
ebic
No. No, we cannot.
@@melchiormerrowson9576 understandable
Even I wouldnt talk about it now
3:12 how gta people be when u steal their car
My son was in the back seat
We just gonna ignore the fact that Chris & meg was about to kiss
EDIT: I had no idea this comment had gotten over 9k likes
bluntcity 6ix *were
Wouldn't be their first time
Boandlkramer lmao you mad
Boandlkramer lmao dude why do you read the comments if you gonna be such a cry baby bitch about it I mean damn guy you been thinking about this for a while looking ass you need to find something else better to do with your time than trying to snap on people in a fucking RUclips comment section
bluntcity 6ix ikr
I swear, almost everybody on this show carries a M1911 pistol
Fox-Jake it's not an m1911, it's a newer model
Wasn't that American Dad's job?
better than a glock
TheCommenter71 M9 or Beretta 92 is better
Fox-Jake mandatory
So we just gonna ignore the fact that meg and Chris was playing doctor and was finna kiss
..ok
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Where the skies are so blue
What the fuck if finna
what the fuck it’s slang for about to or goin to
what the fuck it took me a long while to catch on too since it’s pretty redundant, just translates to “gonna”... and “gonna” is slang for “Going To”... so essentially it’s slang for another slang.... 2019. Gotta love it.
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Chris and meg were literally about to kiss or the fact that Stewie’s strength, badassness and toughness just got nerfed? 😂😂😂 Stewie was without a doubt the strongest and most badass in family only to end up like this defenseless child hahaha 😂😂😂
Swear
Tbh, he barely got a chance to think due to how fast the nanny was moving.
phuck ewe nothing but brothers are not suppose to kiss sisters on the mouth
phuck ewe Sponsored by Alabama
Almighty_Demon_Slayer95 I think the Chris and Meg part is worse, they nerfed Stewie to show off the Nanny’s assassin skill
Lois:Chocolate chip cookie
Peter:No,Otmeal raisin Brad
Lois:****
wait is it possible peter can see the past??
Could that be the reason why he knew that??
am i the only one that likes oatmeal raisin
@@josephkorosec8974 doesnt make any sense....
Blane The RUclipsr bran*
Stewie, "doesn't know," his numbers, yet, he is able to invent a quantum time machine, which requires advanced mathematics to invent.
He uses squiggly lines and letters in his algorithms
Congratulations!! You sir have found the joke!
abel carreon He uses his own math. It's probably more efficient than current math.
abel carreon nice job figuring out the joke
He's just kidding that he doesn't know, he landed safely because he counted 😂
Why didn't they go to stewies armory room and why didn't he join in?
Cos Stewie is all talk
He used to be evil and would take action but now he is all talk
Taylor T that's true. I mean he beat up al Qaeda. He should be able to take on international agents
He got way more soft. He used to like killing now he finds it shocking when someone and somewhat disgusted when someone kills another person.
Taylor T Ik it's kind of annoying
Again! Again!
She really cares for them!
More than their parents
There is always a dude on a motorcycle with an uzi
Yea
Or a mac
I guess it’s just a thing now
Or Katana
2:37 natalia save baby
Evan Hallson Cocks shots gun*
Lol it's such an American stereotype to believe all foriegners talk in 3rd person lol. But that what makes family Guy so funny🤷😂
Zero Genesis Actually this stereotype is somehow true as the Russian language has some rather simple sentence construction rules compared to Western European languages. For example, you would use the Russian word "Это" for "this is". English speakers would say "This is mom." while Russians would say "Это мама" which could be literally translated as "Is mom." which is absolutely absurd in English. Correct me if I'm wrong as my knowledge of Russian is somewhat limited.
@@l.k5244 that's actually perfect!
0% sexual
0% drugs
50% awsomeness
50% Stewie wants to do it again
and 100% stupid comment from you
@@slammed4578 :(
@@rancoretheanimator9512 you made me do it. don't try to make me feel bad or i am calling the cops
I
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4:07 I find the clueless innocence in Cleveland Jr’s voice amidst the chaos thoroughly amusing.
Are we going to ignore the fact that Brian Griffin died
RIP BRIAN
Nah Stewie will use time travel.
You mean Brian died AGAIN!?
Yes.
Goodspeed Gaming Don't worry about Brian. He's alright at the end of the episode.
He does a lot
Stewie: Understand physics and accurate calibrating
Also Stewie: Doesn’t know his numbers yet
Deathrule 14 he probably uses his own set of numbers.
@@TallicaMan1986 whoosh
@@queenk-ia2862 Nah, son. People sometimes legitimately think this is a plot hole.
@@TallicaMan1986 yeah but the way he states that was like a joke
Yea that’s the joke
Hey look cookies
Chocolate chip?!
oatmeal raisin...
*[REDACTED]*
I know Lois, I know
XD
Lois is soo hilarious nowadays luv her and this episode is soo hilarious
CrasherX 2000 relatable
Tiny Tina would be proud of Peter lol
Liam Lopez-Torres SCP memes relatable
Natalia is Bkack Widow when she got old.
roslolian11 BLACK*
@@mjhi28 BKACK
they are very alike
@@johngr1747 shut up
@@mjhi28 you shut up
Gotta love how she didn't have a shell pre-racked in that shotgun under the kitchen table because you can't count on a shotgun to be drop-safe.
“I DON’T KNOW MY NUMBERS....”
*slowly lands to ground*
“Again Again! 😄”
SiRKingston X omg ikr i loved that part so much
I swear the cookie part always gets me LOL
He travelled a quarter mile in 3 seconds. Must’ve been going pretty quick. Roughly 300 MPH 😂
AcousticPhonon *Cough* Mach 1
The dog ruler *cough* the speed of light
Stewie looks adorable jumping up and down at the end
Nanny: Lock door
Brian: Why would I lock the door
Top 10 famous people's words before being killed
The first minute is every guy. Everywhere.
Michael Stevens
Agreed
God. Exactly
And it's all because that bitch refuses to say "I'm sorry" and pansy ass betas won't turn the car around and go home...
Yo I wish I had a nanny like that when I was younger she’s badass!
That's what you call a Super Nanny.
Right!
La Galaxy1010 you wanna get shot at?
I would hire her even if I didn't have kids
4:00 that was some Max Payne stuff right there
Derek307 Nunez Jon Wu would be proud
Is dis da payne residence?
+Fish Major Payne
Tino L medium payne
+Fish A. Nal Payne
3:55 "When time slows down, act quickly to survive"
MrPrince Like Max Payne 3.
New GTA 6 trailer is awesome
We gon' ignore the fact that Brian was shot dead😅😂
Far as I'm concerned let him die
Sarah Rose Julian under family guy physics he survived
Everyone in faimly guy has died at least once and ironically care back to life the next episode 😂
We gonna ignore the fact that Meg and Chris almost kissed?
@@ash4760 are we gonna forget about the episode where we and Peter find out meg and Chris take baths together as well
3:12 the tables have turned
A black man got car jacked by a white old lady 😂😂😂😂
Its not like people are going to commmit suicide over it, take a joke thats pretty damn funny
@@dazedigital still shouldn't have done it
@@Didioffendyou_ well to be honest, someone would bring up sooner or later :/
`DeM0nMag!ck' shut your weeb ass
@Roo Smith I kind of agree, though whites tend to make blacks look oppressed...
P: hey look cookies
L: oooo chocolate chip?
P: nope. Oatmeal raisin
L: F*bleeeeeeepppppp:*
Every kid ever
Edit: I legit didn't even realize this comment got so many likes xD youtube never notified me of all these comments
raisin cookie is shit.
Andy Jeans false
RAISIN COOKIES FOR LIFE
Andy Jeans
She said Fuuuck
Ho Yu Law
I love the cookie.
Along with chocolate chip!
She’s Jaguar’s wife
😂
0:44 I was laughing for a good 2 minutes
IsaAnimates / Draws it’s so relatable
2:04
Peter: *tries to turn off light*
Moth:don't even think about it!
Best FG video I've seen. No cheap cutaway gags.
Who else restarted the video when he said again again
Me
Me
Im at my 15th rewatch. I think need some one to save me.
Me
I can’t stop playing it. Im sleep deprived and I have been consuming my piss, shit, and sweat to survive. Some one please send help.
The fact that Natalia was able to process information that quickly basically put her up to speed with most modern computers. An un-practiced reaction of anyone else would have been roughly 5 times slower. Which is honestly fucking impressive
Why are you just making shit up
You ate very boring
it’s a cartoon lol
You must be fun at parties
Oh you're one of those guys...
“No kissing, under bed”
😂😂
Lol lmao stewie was like again again, tht was awesome.
Natalia save Baby
Stewie can invent time travel, but he doesn't know his numbers?
4:08 Daddy?
He just realized his daddy was gone after all that happened?
True Pixel Gamer sides entered orbit
No u
Cleveland forgot his son.
HA HA HA!!!😂
Classic Cleveland
3:10 when your playing gta and forgot to get a car
beast Kuzy Shittiest joke I've ever seen on youtube..
iPoiison I had a giggle reading it. Lighten the fuck up. 😂
Pumpkin I had a giggle reading other comments on the video. This joke on the otherhand is quite frankly shit.
Good one
I really just don’t care n looking back on it it was bad joke 😅😂😂😅😅
2:52
no one is gonna say that meg and chris are making out
*sweet home alabama in the background*
That *_Again, Again_* part is so cute :D
“Ohp, my son was in the backseat.”
Dena Lai I read this as soon as he said it, lol
Daddy?
This whole segment is golden. The cabin part is especially accurate.
Im from Belarus. I must say, this part of the series I liked especially)
Stewie can't count 2 three, but he can build a time machine n do alot of crazy things. How is that possible?
Raw-Kin Bleachfan it's not. Time travel is impossible. So is a talking baby.
Salvador Suazo lol. I no that.
Its a cartoon
Salvador Suazo no time travel is possible if you could travel at the speed of light then time would slow down causing time to accelerate to and a talking baby it could be possible
Parkour Kid very true.
Sooo nobody talks about 2:51
Why Chris wear a stethoscope..?
Daya why is nobody also mentioning Brian getting shot
Daya he wants to hear her internally
Probably Doctor roleplay
“I’ll just sleep with the light on” because when big moves you stop because you don’t want the bug to bite you
Crazyplaya moths don't eat... meat(?) so how is it going to bite you? It's larva eat cloth but it basically only knows how to mate at adulthood
What the fuck is this comment chain
I fucking hate giant moths one time there was one sitting on the screen of my window and I didn't know how to get it off without touching it so I shot it with a BB gun
@@Juber777 bugs are creepy man in our heads we think "it's gonna bite you" even if it has teeth or not
THE MOTH FLINCHING SLIGHTLY ACTUALLY FRIGHTENED ME!
The Realm of Ravana yea that’s scary moth! 😆
Ganon01 Ryan Outsen : IKR?!!!!
It's a moth, guys. It's probably very fluffy
王女グミ : Are you nuts?! Moths are creepy as f#%k!!!!!!!😨
王女グミ I would love to see a fluffy moth
My mom does what Peter did as she drives most of the time for short drives but ends up the gps doesn’t work!
This is like trying to be a normal person in GTA
0:45 I guess Peter vapes now 😂
Wolf Scott no he doesn’t he breathes
It was a really big sigh
Anime Boi r/woosh
Jon Bearspaw r/woosh
No one:
Alabama Niggas: 2:50
*Sweet Hoome Alabama*
*Country roooooaaaddd take me hoooome*
GTA 5 family Guy edition
I know right! I was thinking the same!!!
With a dose of Max Payne and Fast & Furious!
So are we suppose to ignore that Stewie landed PERFECTLY on their doorstep?
The Flaming Phoenix yea
It's a cartoon, and it's Family Guy, You can not ignore it if you like, but you can only blame yourself for taking all the joy out of life.
Ger Well somebody's having a bad day...
Nah. I should have put a smiley face at the end because I was saying that in jest. Though I do find it annoying when people nitpick, I figured you were joking with the original comment.
I love how at 3:55 she’s holding onto Stevies head like a football lol
I love how they spend a full minute on him trying to turn off the light then giving up
Are we going to completely disregard the fact Chris and Meg were about to kiss???
Busted Rat
Apparently so
Not the first time, not the last
Actoue B
Indeed...
AHHH I DINT KNOW MY NUMBERS
AFTER 10 SECONDS
AGAIN AGAIN
And we are just gonna ignore that Brian got shot
HOMIE Croc he shoulda just did what the nannie said instead of questioning every fuckin thing people say now he shot Hahahah
Deathcoldan C'mon dude. I'm super Republican, but killing someone for their political views isn't right.
Trap _ King recucklican
Hypocritikill Real original
Deathcoldan Oh look. Another dumbass conservative "patriot" who professes to love American ideals and values so much...that he will kill you if you do not agree with him. Yeah, because that what this nation was founded upon. "Believe my way or else..."
Idiot.
ii love how natalia protects stewie than lois andbtw what wa meg and chris doing?!
Aha "I'm going to bed so going home time comes sooner" and yeah wtf? 😅
@@gabrielgalactic6360 haha yeah right?
Stewie: regularly does advanced math to create impossible machines
Also stewie: I DONT KNOW MY NUMBERS
When Stevie went cross eyed that had me dying!!!🤣😂🤣😂
Yoooo 😂😂😂😂 I've never seen Peter so angry and aggravated ironic how the tables have turned
2:05. Gotta hate those hummingbird moths
Kyle N : Yup, plus i have a phobia of them.
d o t h e y b I t e
@@stevestarved4684 No.
Kyle N o good I can play with them then :b
Not hurt them tho if course
2:05
This is where the Moth-Lamp meme came from
1:04
Peter: Hey look cookies?
Lois: Chocolate Chip!
Peter: Otmeal Raisin?
Lois: (bleep)