Making a Prison Pizza
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- Опубликовано: 22 окт 2019
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I didn’t try any. I guess I’m waiting to make one of my own…
and I was out of town for that shoot.
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Yall should collaborate with after prison show
Congrats, 1M subs!!!
RUclips is terrible, your staff fighting video didnt even show up in my sub box.
Can you film an episode where you guys learn to handle a knife in and out of the kitchen? The homemade arrow and the onion both prove the Achilles heel of your Modern Rogue army. We want you guys to keep all your fingers, even the tips.
Meet us next episode on how to make a prison Fleshlight
After teaching Thousands of people skills of an "almost legal" nature, Brian now teaches them skills for their new life behind bars.
Underrated comment lol
At least you know how to eat
Don't forget Jason, the one who researches most of the do episodes where it's just them.
“CAUSE I’M A MODERN ROOOOOOOOGUE!!!!!!”
I miss that intro. :(
But we've got them doing it in the videos now. Its only a matter of time before they bring it back.
I miss it too, and I’ve only been watching for a few weeks now.
I don’t see why they got rid of it!
And the robot voice title card
This guy watches till the end.
@@theodorebelmont2181 THIS!!!
8:57 "you know what kids want is a cold pizza that they have to assemble themselves"
The pizza ones are exactly what i wanted as a child
“I will forgive you if you wanna use a real knife on that onion.”
The question is, can either of you be trusted with sharp objects?
based off the way they were holding that knife hard no
neither can prisoners, for a different reason of course.
Scam school on how to properly use knives in a kitchen. I have 13 years restaurant experience I'll host and teach lol.
The real question is, do they just give you whole onions in prison?
there's a "Days without injury" counter for that
"Shall we?" "Let's do it" is pretty much the basis of this whole channel
Prison food truck slogan ideas:
"All of the comforts of the inside"
"Just like big J used to make"
'It's so good, you might break IN to get a taste!'
@@TheProfessor529 "it's to kill for"
“Drop the soap.......and come try our prison pizza”
@@cloud_monkey422 | Eh, that might be a bit TOO dark.
Also: 'It's to get shanked for!'
Professor Detective lol mine was dark but getting killed for wasn’t lol
7:57 that killed me with the cute tiny box of Chex mix! I thought it would’ve been super light. And then * THUMP*
The loud part was his hand though
My face when I realize neither Jason or Brian knows how to chop an onion...
Kiro Haas my face when I realize they started cutting it with the skin still on it lol
Haha, they didn't even peel it
You should always cut the onion in half before peeling. Makes the whole process way easier.
Toozday's Child cutting the ends off makes it way easier.
Besides that has nothing to do with what I was talking about.
They sliced and started to dice it with the skin still on it.
Dan and Lilly’s Beard Product Reviews nah don't cut both ends off, only one, the other one will help keep the onion together while you are slicing. it makes the whole process easier and faster.
🎶Hello heart disease my old friend 🎶🤣
Oregrown92 🎶I hope my heart not clog againnnnn🎶 because it kicks me in theeeeeeeee arteries and now I'm scared Ive got heart disease🎶
humphrey707 I was high key jamming to that
Daniel Baltutis I feel like someone should make that an actual video
“the more finely you cut the cheese”
“hehe”
*sigh*
Yea I don't know why I keep watching these guys.
I mean come on they don't even know how to cut an onion?
Alec nolastname I didn’t know you came here to watch proper onion cutting technique. Why would they know how to properly cut an onion if they never needed to before?
@@KhOrganization
"Never needed to before"
Two grown men struggle to cut an onion.
r/woosh, I don't get the joke
@@alecnolastname4362 We're watching them make prison food
so prison quality stuff
Next episode: "Getting Out of Prison (w/LockPickingLawyer)"
I think a whole lotta people on the inside know their way with locks already, tho...
Jason Murphy.
A 43 year old man who thinks a can of tuna needs to be cooked in a microwave.
To be honest that made me an 18 year old feel better about myself
Also he knows better than to microwave a can. Here very clearly said a tuna pouch.
@@GoneGYT Wow, these two are revealing that they have just never had a homecooked meal before... like ever. They must eat at restaurants for every single meal.
TomLovesKrissy I dunno cause I eat out alot and EVEN then, I know the basics of microwave cooking
I think it was a pouch of tuna.
"a decent chance it'll be OK" is the MR new tag line
my life motto
Go away bad guys!!
“I have consumed all the base properties of mead.”
10:22 Sounds like you’ve got your new tag line: The Modern Rogue - there’s a decent chance it’ll be OK!
Prisoners: man this food here is disgusting I hope no one ever has to experience this
Brian and Jason: *experiences it voluntarily*
you guys are RUclips perfection. dont ever change please
HEY GOOD JOB FELLAS! nothing but love just subscribed
Lockdown 23and1 Thank you, sir! I’m actually gonna try this again and hopefully not screw it up this time. 😆
I love your channel man. Been watching you for a long time. When modern rouge referenced you i was like awww shit hell yeah.
You should really do a collab with Joe from After Prison Show
Calin Nita 23&1 muhfug
But 23&1 is a different channel...
The ultimate crossover,modern rogue,afterprisonshow,and 23&1
Who's joe?
The only issue is who's going to who, Joe to texas, or Brian and Jason to Virginia
Never clicked on a video so fast as “prison pizza”
I remember that Mead episode: the Doctor Manhattan line was what made me subscribe to yall!
5:00 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ You're supposed the peel onions before chopping them
Seriously these guys have never cooked anything for themselves. It's like this is the first time they've encountered a kitchen knife.
Details.
When our gang was making pizzas (3 different parties in a row, all the same guests) we were throwing anything that landed on the floor back onto pizza.
200 degrees Celsius should kill anything
So gross right? Who cuts onion like that
How do you live this long without learning how to dice an onion?
@@ps2reed I don't even like onion but I still know how to cut it properly.
i love how whenever one of them almost injures themselves the other just looks off into the distance like its a sitcom and just sighs 4:57
Congratulations on 1 million guys!🥳
1:47
Now, who sounds like Dr. Manhattan, Jason?
*Enter the flashback*
Oh, okay. So I wasn't the only one thinking that.
My tio taught me how he used to make corndogs in prison, but there was no food involved.
hehe, nice
Is Tio mean uncle?
@@bobgagit7981 yeah
For these prison food ones you should have a guest known as After Prison Show. He is a awesome guy
11:20 Hey I played bass for "Various Stages of a Grotesque Disaster"
LOL
A bassist would have a profile picture like that.
Jason: “ gives it a little zzaz”
Me: “ yhea pizzazz”
I don’t know why, but I love these artisan gourmet prison food videos. Hipsters would pay 15 dollars for that pizza
Anonymous Anonymous not a fan of his work. I think it’s his over the top personality, but to each their own.
Anonymous Anonymous I know, and I get it. But it’s just not my cup of tea
Glad to see @Death getting exposure. 23&1 is a great after prison channel.
Truly heart warming resilience. Thanks for posting !
Me: mom can we get pizza
Mom: we have pizza at home
Home:
I really wanna see a slow mo guy or Micheal Reeves/william Osman collab 😂
Serxy a Michael Reeves collab would be awesome
It's cool how you guys tell us in the edits if something Jason or Brian said was wrong instead of redoing the bit or just leaving it as is. Really makes it more natural yet prevents misinformation. Love this channel.
Sees "Making a Prison Pizza" *Assumes the video is by After Prison Show* "Oh damn Joe and Gelico look different!"
@Anonymous Anonymous Joe would be proud lol.
Gonna be honest, looks about on par with a Totinos
Yeah, and if you go place where you can get like tiny free bags of chips and you can find sales, not a bad dirt cheap meal
I could make my own prison restaurant at this rate
I bet if you were a celebrity chef, you’d make bank off of rich people.
congratz on 1 mil man i have been subbed since 100k and its been great watching you guys keep it up man
This channel is slowly becoming one of my favorites
I love the childish jokes! : did you get enough onions: im gonna put so many onions you are not prepared
:your wifes not prepared
Next episode: the modern rogue makes prison croquembouche
Brian getting us ready for prison.
> making prison weapons
>making prison wine
>prison food
>prison pizza
Congrats on 1 mil!!!!
Next video :
"Making a prison shank"
Surving in a foreign land as a wanted criminal
Being found and made to go to a foreign prison
Collab with Joe from After Prison Show
Nah I'm 23 and 1 all the way
I have been asking for that
the dramatic music at 4:53 when jason is chopping the onion and almost cuts himself is a nice touch.
Here to congratulate Brian on getting into Roman , not many men are brave to speak on hair loss. It's looking great !
Already liked before even watching cause modern rogue is great literally stopped watching a video for them❤️
Why
The Modern Rogue before: How to Make Prison Wine
The Modern Rogue now: How to Make Prison Pizza
The Modern Rogue in the future: How to Take out a Prison Loan to buy a Prison House for your Prison Wife and Prison Children
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Congrats on 1 million subs fellas
Modern Rogue Prison Food sounds like a product line I want to buy.
“A decent chance it’ll be okay” - the new Modern Rogue slogan
1 million subs!! Congrats
You guys are incredible
Breaking out of jail to get pizza sounds easier for me lol
"I suspect it's not a good idea to put mylar in a microwave" - well, sir, I suspect it's not a good idea to go to jail either
Good job on 1 Million subscribers!
I've been waiting for a collaboration with After Prison Show and these videos would have been perfect.
Keep up this series. . It's super useful for college students like us living in dorm rooms .. . PS something more healthy would be always welcome
this would be more expensive to make than just buying microwave pizzas... And toaster oven are wonderful,btw.
You don't need to eat like you're in prison just because you're in a dorm room. Just buy a hot plate. Lol
@@PyroNinja713 some places don't permit hotplates or ovens. .. Basically surviving off a kettle. .. New country got to survive for few more months in here. . Then moving out
@@Hadtotypesomething I know they aren't permitted, but unless you're incredibly careless it's impossible to get caught with a plug in appliance you can easily toss in a closet or anywhere out of sight. I, and most of the people I knew there, had one in army barracks for years (which actually get inspected regularly)
might have chrushed th "dough" abit better at the start...
CONGRATS on 1 mil :Ooo
This is trippy. I just rewatched the mead episode last night. Now it's randomly mentioned again.
"Gives it a little zaz." OMG THE ITALIAN HAND
Who’s here from Lockdown 23 & 1 ?!?
I’m here from 23 and 1. That jank looks good!!!
love the prison food series.
I miss the Scam School pointy hair from back in the day ;(
4:53 God bless the editors for putting boss music in as jason uses the knife
Congrats on 1 millions subs
Not gonna lie Josh's (23&1) pizza looked 100x better.
tbh you guys deserve more subs
Way to go guys, keep up the great work! 😁
23&1 brought me here! Good video folks!
*pours dry ramen out of a hole*
"There's a hole!"
Can't tell it enough but these guys are like the Jamie & Adam from RUclips. Love it!
I've been watching you prison food series, and you have left a few crucial aspects of the meals and what makes them good.
1. Prison meals are a way to pass time, and are often social and communal. given the cost of the food,in relation to the ability to earn money they are a celebration or special treat.. The process of breaking food down with the crush method is methodical and asmr like. Process of chips carb base off camera for the real results takes a hour at minimum.
2. Another aspect that is being missed is pressure. normally you let it bake under books or something heavy tocompresses moisture out
I saw the HEB bag and it is making me miss texas... i moved to vermont to go to college and i really miss the convenience of HEB.. i can’t wait to go back to texas in a month and a half
Easily the best cooking show ever.
microwaving on foil/mylar is perfectly fine..................so long as it ENTIRELY FLAT, NOT A SINGLE WRINKLE OR FOLD, they give sparks an area to form, if is entirely flat it can't spark... in fact many frozen foods (like hot pockets) use foil in the cardboard packaging you cook the food in specifically to quicken cooking time, and induce browning. (what do you think the grey thing inside the "browning sleve" is?)
"Little Caesar's" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍
The tuna story 😂😂🖤
Thanks guys for giving me all the cooking skills i need to survive prison. Ps long time viewer ever since scam school
Another great video as always!! 🤠
People don't like pineapple on pizza and these guys are just like "and here are the pickles"
That's so weird I just watched that 23 & 1 episode and I've never watched that channel before. We must've got the same RUclips recommendations
Congratulations on 1 million subscribers
thanks!
“A decent chance it will be ok” that needs to go on a t-shirt 😂
HAIR LOSS AINT ALWAYS A CHOICE BRIAN!!!
btw you guys make really awesome content keep it up
yay
congrats on 1 mill been watching since 100k
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the way that jason cuts onions makes me cry
I know if I ever becoming independent everyone will expect me to eat very badly or like a prisoner but now I'll be a gourmet one. This episodes are so entertaining and also I'd love to see a prisoner MR food truck, that'll be fun :D
The shrunken bag... ! 🤣
I’m jealous of Brian’s hair. Looks super nice
Always good to see fellow connoisseurs of HCF products.
Loving the episodes on prison food/weapons recently.
Really gonna come in handy when most of us get busted with a bunch of Scamstuff & lockpicks in the trunk of our cars.
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Just kidding, NSA
Modern Rogue: Learns how to pickpocket
Modern Rogue: Learns how to pick locks
Modern Rogue: Learns how to make Prison Food
Preparing for something guys?
This channle has to be on my top 5 list