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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
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We want your characters to host this reaction video, that would be hilarious.
Yes Riley and katrina 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
If this becomes top liked comment in 24 hrs I will do it
@@kallmekris BETTT
Put this to the top!
Yes NONA
Jay is such an underrated contribution to your videos and I appreciate him so much!!! He’s hilarious, you and Jay are the perfect duo for your videos and it just wouldn’t be the same without his little reactions here and there.
I wish he put an actual video of the dog air swimmin tho coz what was that🤣 (new here so I’m sorry I’m not tryin to offend anyone, he does a fantamazing job tho and I way appreciate him helping us get Kris’s content!!!!)
So true i like him but i feel like we always compliment Kris and forget Jay
Every body should spam a comment where we say how mych we like Jay
@@mtplay_1458 that’s exactly why I had to comment about Jay! He just pops in and out real quick on her videos so it’s easy to forget by the end, but Jay needs some love too- he’s so great! He’s the perfect editor for Kris and does such a great job!
@@laurabee9788 exactly 😎
I made your comment have 69 likes... Your welcome ☺️💅
she made me feel special whilst having a fever, and being up all night not being able to sleep, Tysm for being so supportive kris x
So are we just not going to talk about how her voice is amazing? In every aspect. She can do multiple accents and sings like a gem. Love her.
Her English accent sucks!
Ikr and even when she sings too
1: I can't believe you look good in any style and clothing Kris.
2: Jay is now officially a part of this channel and we love him
3: I personally miss Kevin and want a video with him ☺️
Love you 😚❤️
Not been really following her but who are the two people you named
@@lockonstratos7787 Kevin is her dog and I thing jay is her editor!
@@moonshine2943 ahh ok was think 1 as the brother 1 as boyfriend or 1 as brother other as a good friend
Person: “someone crying over a book”
Kris: *makes disgusted face*
Me, a fangirl, who has cried over fictional characters countless times:
relatable
Man I have cried over a books characters dying ,
Literally everytime I read a sed book
that is so relatable about most children movies and books
Yea same,when I watch Kallmekriss
I cried in demon slayer
I love how kris sponsors raycon and then in the next scene is wearing airpods
OMG YOUR RIGHT-
Yes lol
its because raycons - from experience - not that good. They are fine, no hate to anyone who owns them, but AirPods sound significantly clearer and just overall better.
Edit: AUTOCORRECT
TW: self harm
Hi Kris, so I just wanted to thank you for being an awesome content creator, helping me feel better about myself with your compliments! Your compliments compliment my low self esteem. (Did that sentence confuse you? It confused me and I said it.) I've been having a rough time lately, struggling with self harm, depression, anxiety, overthinking, and burnout. The quadfecta has arrived in a horrid combination but your videos let me escape for a while and I am so grateful for that! I love your videos, style, personality, jokes, and kind heart Kris, never let anyone tell you different or try to change these things. The world needs more people like you.
you're so strong for putting through it after what you went through, im proud of you
Wow I’m with you on that one too🥲♥︎
tysm for the TW
Stay strong friend, I have been going through this for a long time. Those of us that stay alive and refuse to be silent about it are so brave. You are powerful.
Ima pray for youuuuu ^^
Hi Kris!!!
At 3:33 you asked what language was that. That’s Malay language. People from Singapore (where I’m from), Malaysia & Brunei speak Malay. Malay is my ethnicity and my second language. Singapore, by the way, is a culture melting pot with Chinese being the majority followed by Malays, Indians and Others.
“Pembersih Kaca Wangi” directly translated means “Scented Glass Cleaner” while “Bersih Kilap Tanpa Bekas” means “Clean & Shiny without Residue”.
It's Indonesian
Thank you! ❤
she asked for the language, not the wikipedia page on singapore
Yesss, Malay
i don't think its Malay, i think its Indonesian or you can call it Bahasa
kris: raycon earbuds have been my favorite earbuds to use
also kris: wears airpods the whole video
No, she's used Raycons in the past. She's got a red one.
nah she knows because she took her airpods out for the sponsored segment
Anyone should be smart enough to know that the vast majority of the time someone is sponsoring a product they don't use it or even like it. It's for the money
@@danielessex2162no kris does use raycons
Truueee
White claw description is SO accurate. Its hilarious...exactly how i imagine tv static would taste 😂
The eastlisa canvas tote bag actually reminds me of Hermes Garden Party, too.
Thanks for making this video on suggesting more budget friendly alternatives. Love it!
5:31 Can we all just agree that her singing is beautiful
Omg thanks sooo much for liking my comment
Kris: "you are looking so fly!!" Me: **sitting in a very bad position stuffing my face with microwaved hashbrowns with a baggy outfit in which the colors look HIDEOUS together** but your outfit kris is amazing love it!! Keep up the great work! Also I would love it if you did a whole video reacting to stuff but you only talk in one accent I would love to see you do a whole video with an NZ accent
@Kerrie Wilson omg r u ok?
@Kerrie Wilson do u not have a therapist or someone to talk to this sounds like a cry for help
#JUST GOT OUT OF A COMA WHICH I WAS IN FOR 2 YEARS
@Kerrie Wilson i think they were joking Kerrie
I have now officially broken my record on the number of likes I've gotten on a comment tysm 😊
I loved it so much when you mentioned New York. I was born there and we moved to Arkansas, we're still here. I would also like to point out suicide awareness since you/she mentioned jumping even though it's not suicide awareness month, it's not worth it! The world is so much better with you on it! ❤❤ just remember you're always loved by someone even if you think you aren't :)
Her singing is so amazing omg!!!
Kris is the reason I reestablished standards she’s just so sincere and funny and I refuse to spend my life with someone who isn’t like that…you’re the GOAT Kris!
The sentence “Pembersih kaca wangi” on the Windex bottle is Malay or Indonesian (languages that shares quite a lot of similarities). it means, Pembersih= cleaner, kaca= glass, wangi= fragrant
the Bersih Kilap Tanpa Bekas means Shiny Clean Without Traces (the language is apparently Indonesian)
That was actually my guess
@@kyndralharvey853 gracias we love that
Its malay cause im malay 😌🖐️
@@syunahafi Yeahh, when did malaysia had windex doh🗿
Genuinely I cannot retain my attention enough to read the TikTok’s while watching them and watching you all at the same time so genuinely the narrative kris provides is amazing
I love that you use accents in every video. Especially your Russian accent. Katrina is your best character. I hope you continue the story
The fact that she dont care about her sponsors is so cool. Cause she gets a sponsor for ear buds and continues to use airpods!!!!!!!!! Absolute legend
That's exactly what I was going to say, she doesn't give a f*** its hilarious!!
@@kostasb.9617 lol to top it she's promo'in mothers day too when we are on the way too fathers day! ha
I can’t tell if this is an insult or
@@mank3y_ Mother’s Day is this Sunday
I came to say the same thing 😂😂
Kris is lovely as always, but shout out to Jay for trying to use his own dog to get the "air swimming" footage 😂
sponsor: Raycon earbuds
Kris: "Guess I'll use AirPods!"
💀
I'm glad I ain't the only mom & daughter duo that listen to horror podcasts, documentaries, etc all the time.
Horror stuff helps me fall asleep.
Also, I'm German too
Personally I love when Kris changes accents randomly. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who does this😂
Jay I need you to make the following happen so everyone can enjoy this. For some reason every time Kris says abstinence in my head a jingle plays “abstinence, hell yeah!!!!”
9:29 Jay's poor puppy "Halp me, pls.. what do I look like a sacrificial lammmmmb?" lol
Kris being an absolute gem every video
The irony of doing a Raycon ad while clearly using Airpods. Love it!!
lol
This is the comment I was looking for!
Kris: Complimenting how gorgeous and well-kept I appear
Me: Having just rolled out of bed, makeup still partially on, bags under my eyes and my hair three seconds away from making people run in terror, burned coffee in hand and no pants to speak of. "Thanks I showered....like yesterday."
“That’s god I don’t think I could mentally handle that” was crazyyy lol 😂😂😂😂
kirs: "raycon earbuds are my favorite earbuds"
also kris: *wears airpods the entire video*
Alright everybody let’s take a minute to appreciate kris’s editor, he’s so sneaky with his humour.
He is xD
Jay
I appreciate that you as a fellow german representative practice the ability of comedy.
While most people claim germans lack the ability of humor you prove them wrong. Thank you.
Agreed
She's German? Never would've guessed...
@@johan.ohgren it seems so, although I would have never said that 🤷🏼♂️
I love how kris always complements us and she always makes us feel amazing
Kris never fails to make us happy 😁
I love your videos. It always makes me feel better. My husband has leukemia and we have been so stressed. I watch your videos whenever i feel like it is getting to be too much and it helps me make it through. You are such an inspiration. I too have dealt with depression and I had a brother who committed suicide in 2018. Depression is real and it is a horrible disability.
Spider-Man-ing myself up to get good food off the top shelf is my favorite
I start the video and she literally took my breath away. She is stunningly beautiful
14:02 omg that view is amazing, i've never been so high up, let alone in a city that size
Kris, I wanna thank you for always making me smile! Love your content. Thank you so much ❤️
You are NOT the only one who adds up points on things you COULD hit while driving. We don’t do it. We do THINK it. A lot.
This woman is one of a kind, such a great personality and very pretty too. Can't help but smile from every video no matter how much depression i might have that day. If everyone was as positive and caring as her the world would be a better place.
I love it when Kris talks in accents out of nowhere. Plus the mention of murder podcasts in the raycon sponsor.... That would be me as well 🙈😂
9:18 can we savor the fact she air-swims cuter then the actual dogs.....
Kris saying we have nice outfits meanwhile me with pajama pants and a T-shirt 😂 luv u kris ❤❤
This is the first time I got to see how it’s outside your hotel window. When you’re at the ground level you don’t see how the top of that slanted building looks like. This is the first time I got to see how it looked like from your window. Thanks for being in my city. Love your work. All your content is hilarious. Looking forward to more.
Can we just give a shout out to Jay (the editor) for his cameos, amazing editing, and general support for Kris' videos?! He does a fantastic job! Thank you, Jay! :)
Jay's cameos supremacy honestly 🛐🛐🛐
5:50 i once described redbull’s taste as “electric piss”
No cuz that is the most beautiful and accurate way to describe it
“ReD bULL GivEs u
WiNgSssss”
All the time when I’m watching her videos and she gives us her complement I’m laying in my bed in my pajamas double chin fully show hair. Literally love her.
When im watching her videos, all of the darkest things come out of me, and sometimes they scare even me. My last comment was uncalled for, but i had nth better to do.
Kris just doesn't know how mesmerizing her eyes are. You could be hungover, matted hair and not bathed in 3 weeks and still look fucking drop dead gorgeous with those eyes.
Kris,(and everyone else) did you know that if you have a jawline, and checkbones, your face is complete and perfect. So Kris, you officially won the Award For the Perfect RUclipsr Face. Congrats!!
not really
SIMP
6:51 my mom is always playing true crime full blast in the living room... no mom, i dont wanna hear about a missing child in a forest murder story 💔💔
I love raycons because my pair have went thought the wash and dryer 3 times and both still work amazing!!!!!!!!!!! I love you kris you lighten up my day.
Kris. I know this was a year ago but the aesthetic of your room with the lighting is AWESOME
Oh shoot that’s a hotel
I love Kris’ videos and her intros and she always encourages us through everything! I remember one of her long length videos where she was talking about her life experiences and she went through a lot! I just want to thank you so much for making me feel good about myself! You make me laugh Kris😂💕💕💕
In every intro she is looking at her self in the monitor, and complimenting herself
the twenty points really got me remembering doing that with my dad and we made a whole point system for foot traffic and ppl on bicycles. old people with a walker are 30 points but you get a multiplier increase for each person the walker hits, thank you for making me remember that, he's been gone for 12 years and it's getting hard to keep all the memories.
i love when kris aggressively flirts with us at the beginning of her vids.
the guy with the bottle made me sad honestly.he deserves every single bottle on this earth
You are an inspiration to me as a creator. Whenever I feel burnt out I see how much you're doing and it motivates me to keep going!
I like how you expressing your feelings and I just said what happens if you put powdered milk in milk
Came one hour ago
the character wanting to run down people'only in her mind' is hilarious.
never enough Katrina in the world..ever.
when you said "i just want to keep up with you boo because u are always so fly" and im over here in a sweat shirt and shorts eating pudding. but thank you
Kris you can wear whatever you want what ever makes you comfortable don’t worry about your appearance, you’re beautiful as you are.
can we all just agree that all of her videos just make our day a million times better
I always love that she compliments us and dresses up for us even tho im wearing sweat pants with stains on them. Love you Kris
I love how you always say a complement in the beginning it is a confidence boost that I can always here when I watch you. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
9:23 i love how instead of finding a video of a dog doing it he just used a picture of his dog stiff as a board over running water captioned "she usually does it.." 😂😂😂
Since not leaving a comment on your video seems illegal, I'm just gonna acknowledge the hard work you put behind these hilarious videos(which get funnier every day) and just gonna thank you for brightening up dull days and making good days even better😊
kris: “i LOVE these earbuds, they’re so great, so many colors, stay in your ears, i use it all the time”
also kris: *A I R P O D S*
I came in the comment to comment this and I always scroll down to see if anybody did it before me.
Turning her camera to show outside just blew my mind 🤯. I totally pictured that she lives in a cute little house in a nearly rural suburb.
she's so entertaining, she has true talent.
6:19 It sounds like the jelly is laughing I can't 🤣
Kris, you never fail to make my day. The compliments are always so genuine. I’ll actually say that *you* look gorgeous! I’d kill to see your characters react to TikTok’s!
I love watching your old videos, you inspire me to want to make RUclips videos, you make it look so easy!
That shirt is everything. Pink is such a good color.
Kris is so pretty and she's a true crime podcast fan like me!!! ❤❤❤
11:30 Its perfectly fine to think it as long as you don’t do it
Kris you’re so kind seeing you in my screen helps me I was mid cry when I saw you and smiled for the first time today, thank you so much
If you ever wanna talk to a stranger I'm here to listen! I hope you doing better after watching kriss
@@sch00lgirll tysm, it means a lot :)
@@santiago_drunk_scale6753 it's nothing, just know that i mean it
I love how much Kris does for us fans, she makes up happi9er than she makes herself.
WE LOVE YOU KRIS ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
The man on the roof is everything
6:14 Obviously, that's Catwoman
💀💀💀
The truth is Kris is looking in a mirror when she’s giving the complements at the beginning of the videos. 😂
jay slowly raising his hand SENT ME-😭
“you know what I mean I don't even know what I mean” so relatable😂
I honestly just had a very bad day, with my moms and dad's divorce and everything, but watching your videos Kris seriously just made my whole day ❤️❤️ I love u kris, and we all really appreciate your videos💖❤️
Oh no! I really hope ur ok! ❤️
Fun fact: I do have the intrusive driving thoughts, AND you even listed the exact point value I assigned to jaywalkers. It's also 10 points if you take out another car's door cuz they opened it where i was driving.
0:05 "I'm just trying to keep up with you!!"
I'm literally wearing a ginormous shirt and crying off a full face of makeup right now Kris 😭
NAH BUT BIG SHIRTS ARE THE BESTT
Just came back from a long school trip in bllllistering heat with a bad choice of purple flared leggings and WOOLLY PURPLE TOP TO MATCH, but your channel is literally just the best way to chill out afterwards! Thank you~ ♥️
Kris you always make me smile. My parents just died recently but you can still get me to smile and laugh. Thanks so much and keep up the great content
I am so sorry for your loss🖤
@@maxjarboe3359 thank you
Very sorry for your loss I recently lost my dad
@@tera6030 thank you and I’m sorry for your loss
It's ok thx
1:26. What a nice way of forshaodwing that Jay once had 6 fingers on that hand.
When does she ever even look like a HOBO!?!? NEVER! She needs to appreciate herself more, and not think bad about herself ❤
Did anybody else notice that the background of this place she’s staying at is Dr. Mike’s. In his video “Medical heads-up with KallMeKris and Pam” you can see the same heart picture as in the mirror behind her. Idk if this is just a coincidence. No hate love you Kris! ❤️
I noticed too!
I don't think they are dating though.... I have seen a lot of people saying that, no offense... But I think they are great friends.... Cause if im not wrong kris just bought a new house in Canada and Mike lives in New York... So i dont think kris wants to have a long distance or anything of that sort.... But i love them both a lot.... And happy for them either way. ❤ !
Hey Kris, too much time in NYC might curl your hair and give you a NY accent. You always make our day, hope yours is even better. 😎✅
I just imagined KMK eating fries from McDonald's and saying "They come pre 'chuped!!
my self confidence has been through the roof recently ive been trying to look a bit nicer and he complements at the start of the video make me feel so good about myself
4:05
Kris: *turns around to make sure Dr Mike is paying attention*
Dr Mike: 👀
Kris: “SUFFOCATE”
Dr Mike: “That’s incompatible with life. Chest compressions! Chest compressions! Chest compressions!”
Hi, glad I caught up with you.
You are one of a large group that helps me when I need it. Diagnosed severe depression and you can make me laugh (not my queef out though).
Love the eye make up most. The whole thing is wonderful but your eyes, ...
Just saying thanks, love ya, later.
The fact that this was one year ago and she said it’s close to Mother’s Day and TODAY is Mother’s Day is scaring me
Right before I watched this video, I was trying on different outfits (stayed with my favorite!) and her compliment really made me happy, even though I know she can't see me!
You're videos always make my day especially when I'm feeling down you're so hilarious, also I really love you're outfit 🥰