4th of July Zombies - Americans Don't Know Why We Celebrate Fourth of July!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice  8 лет назад +812

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    • @Dannyn829
      @Dannyn829 8 лет назад +10

      Poor zombies.

    • @EnhancedSlowMo
      @EnhancedSlowMo 8 лет назад +30

      hey mark, I know that generally speaking the populace is filled incompetent morons with a lack of basic knowledge, but it is also likely that the so. Cal population has the highest concentrate of retarded people in a given region...

    • @KINgUCHENDU
      @KINgUCHENDU 8 лет назад +27

      im canadian and i know american history like the back of my hand.

    • @elliotmoore3082
      @elliotmoore3082 8 лет назад +12

      +Rodney Williams these guys aren't surfers, that requires dedication and practice, these guys are just posers trying to adopt a subculture that they think is "cool".

    • @tng2112
      @tng2112 8 лет назад +1

      July 4, 1776 Thomas Jefferson and George Washington are the only 2 I know

  • @kangokings304
    @kangokings304 3 года назад +1182

    Pretty soon the questions are gonna be “what is the name of our country?”

    • @aneubeck4053
      @aneubeck4053 3 года назад +7

      @@ahmadfordham4630 sad thing is that isn’t even a difficult question if you exclude the US

    • @dicruz8536
      @dicruz8536 3 года назад +23

      I have seen one where they ask, "Name a country that begins with the letter 'U'?" and no one could think of one. That's pretty close.

    • @lordclancharlie1325
      @lordclancharlie1325 3 года назад +1

      Is it GAFA ?

    • @joshua4098
      @joshua4098 3 года назад +1

      @Carlovska UTAH!!! Read a book for once you dummies.

    • @jamieborg4547
      @jamieborg4547 3 года назад +11

      Uhhhhhh, Australia?

  • @faffywaffle561
    @faffywaffle561 4 года назад +1354

    These are the people that will call you ignorant and uninformed for stating facts on the internet

    • @milesfann33
      @milesfann33 4 года назад +24

      You're so uninformed and ignorant for stating facts on the internet. (Sarcasm and Trump 2020)

    • @jeffrey871
      @jeffrey871 4 года назад +2

      ydk that. you can't just link two infographics together and assume they're related. if ydk this youre no better

    • @legodarkmetal
      @legodarkmetal 4 года назад

      No u

    • @Brandon-vl6fb
      @Brandon-vl6fb 4 года назад +32

      These are the people who think CNN is the truth

    • @franktranks9445
      @franktranks9445 4 года назад +1

      @Ken Thibault How do you know they are democrats? They never said they were.

  • @AWHNJ
    @AWHNJ 8 лет назад +904

    Jesse Ventura is definitely my favorite founding father, despite that he lost to Hulk Hogan in the great WWF revolution and sadly lost his life fighting the Predator during the 1980s...

    • @CDubLDD
      @CDubLDD 8 лет назад +2

      AWH NJ Lol and that girl actually thought he was one of them. Ridiculous

    • @AWHNJ
      @AWHNJ 8 лет назад +10

      CDubLDD it was one of the black kids at 3:15. They looked pretty sharp/clean-cut and I thought were going to nail it, and then the one says Jesse Ventura was his favorite founding father.. Then he asks the other one and he gets all old school black-sounding and says "Oh dang! I don't know what my options is".... sad.

    • @CDubLDD
      @CDubLDD 8 лет назад +2

      AWH NJ Haha yeah I saw that. I commented before it was over. I like how the guy later on literally just walked away because he had no clue

    • @AWHNJ
      @AWHNJ 8 лет назад +4

      CDubLDD So ridiculous. How do so many people not know this? It would have only taken 3 things to not sound like a complete idiot..
      1) 1776
      2) George Washington (the father of our country)
      3) Revolutionary war - the British
      Sad indeed...

    • @dixiejodirte
      @dixiejodirte 8 лет назад

      AWH NJ Lmao, he's mine too. I about died when he said that and no one corrected him. I'm a huge fan of Jesse Ventura, what ever happened to his show?

  • @AdoptedYooper
    @AdoptedYooper Год назад +172

    Our country is intellectually bankrupt... and the majority of politicians want us that way 👎

    • @thomasslack1118
      @thomasslack1118 Год назад

      I agree they want you to follow what the mainstream media and the ideology of the day along with TikTok, Facebook, RUclips, Xbox. It is a disgrace that some of these people are even walking around, zombies. Just like the Dead Kennedys back in the day, bedtime for democracy

    • @larryulstrom4749
      @larryulstrom4749 Год назад

      That's the only way the leftists can take over...

    • @drhane
      @drhane Год назад +4

      💯👍

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 Год назад +6

      Truth

  • @essie.
    @essie. 4 года назад +185

    My history teacher in elementary school said to us on his first day: _"Pay attention in this class today if you don't want to embarrass yourselves tomorrow."_
    I used to find it a bit over the top but now I am thankful for listening to him.

    • @bw2442
      @bw2442 4 года назад +7

      Essie R if only embarrassment was the worse thing that could happen then I'd be laughing right now instead of crying.

    • @essie.
      @essie. 4 года назад +6

      @Gary Daniel One of the best I've ever had. He never raised his voice once but his demeanor imposed such respect that even the difficult students stayed quiet during his class.

    • @azeemmobh2228
      @azeemmobh2228 4 года назад +6

      Your teacher is a genius

    • @essie.
      @essie. 4 года назад +5

      @@azeemmobh2228 Indeed. He's retired now but I remember him fondly and respect him for his work.

  • @intergalacticdegengypsy6135
    @intergalacticdegengypsy6135 4 года назад +1079

    That one chick "I don't know history I slept through that class" is a perfect example of why people become stupid adults, they think you only learn in school

    • @dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587
      @dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587 4 года назад +40

      She will sleep through her whole life if she's decent looking.
      Doesn't really matter how stupid

    • @BoomerBends
      @BoomerBends 4 года назад +31

      I thought she said "I slept with that class"

    • @intergalacticdegengypsy6135
      @intergalacticdegengypsy6135 4 года назад +10

      @William Henderson that's not trumps fault, ur daughter needs to learn to think for herself

    • @antonjames6187
      @antonjames6187 4 года назад +2

      All the dumb comments came from all the trump supporters

    • @bnt7526
      @bnt7526 4 года назад +4

      Everyone here sounds like they have never felt sleepy in class

  • @carbonfiberfan
    @carbonfiberfan 4 года назад +1557

    This is why most people shouldn’t vote.

    • @austintomkewitz7206
      @austintomkewitz7206 4 года назад +19

      This is why smart people shouldn't vote because it don't matter now xd 😂

    • @hturbo1007
      @hturbo1007 4 года назад +91

      This is why our founding fathers made it that you needed to be a land or business owner to be able to vote. They figured that if you were smart enough to run a business, you would be smart enough to make an intelligent decision when you voted.

    • @Oo7Hola
      @Oo7Hola 4 года назад +4

      Exactly

    • @andersonkarl2285
      @andersonkarl2285 4 года назад +9

      Agreed

    • @seanbaker2577
      @seanbaker2577 4 года назад +37

      That's because they're brainwashed by the media. Bunch of puppets on strings being pulled by socialist, Marxist, globalist liberals. George Soros would be proud.

  • @McGregaFletch
    @McGregaFletch Год назад +179

    How the eff do I know more of U.S history than the citizens themselves? Wtf?

    • @4TwentyFour20
      @4TwentyFour20 Год назад

      this is sothern california... its all about vanity and acting in hollywood...

    • @jeremywilson3405
      @jeremywilson3405 Год назад +11

      It's pathetic!!

    • @patrickancona1193
      @patrickancona1193 Год назад +12

      Comufonia, we don’t call it that for nothing

    • @harryconsu3746
      @harryconsu3746 Год назад +20

      @McGregaFletch likewise, from 🇦🇺 and I cringe every time I watch one of these Dice surveys, upsetting that the same young people lap up the "fighting for democracy b.s" whenever the US deep state decides its time to invade or bomb a country these people hadn't even heard of - those fools who on cue put Ukraine flags on their social media didn't know where it was the year before and don't know it's a one party state which "disappears" dissenting media, politicians and anyone questioning Ukraine's war narrative. I'm holding out hope Gonzalo Lira won't be murdered, but the average American doesn't know who he is even though he's a US citizen arrested for simply reporting on the geopolitical situation in a country he had the misfortune of visiting the day before the SMO... he reported to the world what was going on and for that Zelensky's thugs detained him and kept his passport so he was stuck there, not wishing to be executed if he was caught trying to escape but looks like he should have made a break for it because he was imprisoned last month and it's media silence on his fate.

    • @fried1537
      @fried1537 Год назад +5

      *Californians

  • @SporeZoo
    @SporeZoo 5 лет назад +404

    This is from 2016, it's much worse now in 2019...Sad.

    • @StrongRespect
      @StrongRespect 4 года назад +13

      2020 worse

    • @vibha7652
      @vibha7652 4 года назад +4

      Look at 2020 now!? I wish I was in 2019 XD

    • @Mal6.4
      @Mal6.4 4 года назад +3

      Even worse 2020

    • @DarkMetaOFFICIAL
      @DarkMetaOFFICIAL 4 года назад +5

      2020 sees this comment
      HOLD MY BEER

    • @DarkMetaOFFICIAL
      @DarkMetaOFFICIAL 4 года назад +3

      @@Mal6.4 I just blew my own mind. Knowing what we know now what the f*** is going to happen in 2021 or 2022? We are doomed

  • @NabaTeron1479
    @NabaTeron1479 5 лет назад +184

    Man, I am an Indian. I know those answers. Happy Independence Day America.

    • @tonyturbo19
      @tonyturbo19 4 года назад +1

      From India? Or are you Native American?

    • @NabaTeron1479
      @NabaTeron1479 4 года назад +2

      @@tonyturbo19 Republic of India bro

    • @bobabooey8367
      @bobabooey8367 4 года назад +1

      It's not Independence Day..... it's 4th of July....... Biden 2020

    • @Steve-zc9ht
      @Steve-zc9ht 3 года назад

      Exactly we where literally part of the UK and declared independence oh and guess what Democrats run the school system they literally teach us that Europeans are bad the UK never founded america and democrats freed the slaves they teach us all lies

  • @smilingbob6708
    @smilingbob6708 6 лет назад +530

    I can't stop laughing then I realize these people can actually cast a ballot.

    • @josephweydemann329
      @josephweydemann329 5 лет назад +26

      and possibly drive a car and can reproduce

    • @steveburtonomaha
      @steveburtonomaha 5 лет назад +25

      Smiling Bob I’ll bet you they are all Democrats.

    • @annaleigh5321
      @annaleigh5321 5 лет назад +21

      Who runs America’s educational system? The Democrats, they need stupidity to win elections.

    • @SaltTequilaLime
      @SaltTequilaLime 5 лет назад +5

      I can't stop crying.

    • @bullranderman
      @bullranderman 5 лет назад +1

      No different in the UK bud ! Our lot have just voted us out of the EU trading bloc thus making us all worse of in one way or another, now that's stupid!

  • @flyinsmamma
    @flyinsmamma Год назад +53

    Not only ignorant, sad, disrespectful...a slap to everyone who fought for our country 😢

  • @theresarezac7502
    @theresarezac7502 4 года назад +186

    I love how Mark doesn’t hold back his disappointment!

  • @darkwaters1010
    @darkwaters1010 3 года назад +375

    Nobody can watch this video all the way through and still tell me that every American should have a vote.

    • @brainbomb.
      @brainbomb. 2 года назад

      Not that voting actually changes anything, but this is by design as they even want illegals voting.

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 2 года назад +1

      But the principle of your Constitution and your founding fathers was that they could (minus people women and people of colour. But they said that was the principle anyway.

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 2 года назад +5

      For democracy to work the first requirement is that no one have representation without taxation

    • @paulbair7050
      @paulbair7050 Год назад

      @@trueCrimeGuruYes women an blacks werent included becuase they werent consrcipted to serve an maybe die. Thats why men were first only allowed to vote, they died fighting for freedom. Const been ammended since then an both women an blacks can vote.

    • @AdoptedYooper
      @AdoptedYooper Год назад

      That's the beauty of America; even the dummies get a vote, else we would be fascists. 🇺🇸

  • @skyborne6393
    @skyborne6393 6 лет назад +322

    Without knowing history, history will only repeat itself! 🤦‍♂️

    • @timmcclain622
      @timmcclain622 5 лет назад

      Do they even teach History anymore?

    • @Kindyman
      @Kindyman 5 лет назад

      Absolutely agree. 👌

    • @jbhme
      @jbhme 5 лет назад +2

      You mean we will gain independence for England again? And sign another declaration of Independence? What are you trying to say?

    • @60viking
      @60viking 5 лет назад

      That's deep.

    • @billloomis4975
      @billloomis4975 5 лет назад

      @@timmcclain622 The history that's taught vilifies the founding fathers as racest slave holding white elitists.

  • @resalyn658
    @resalyn658 3 года назад +52

    I don't know how Mark doesn't slap some of these people. His restraint is impressive!

    • @kokoskokso
      @kokoskokso Год назад

      right? my arm would go fully automatic probably!

  • @faithevrlasting
    @faithevrlasting 6 лет назад +248

    These people should not be allowed to vote. Yes, I said it.

    • @faithevrlasting
      @faithevrlasting 6 лет назад +1

      My top 2 would be Samuel Adams and Joseph Warren.

    • @HelenofDestroy
      @HelenofDestroy 6 лет назад +10

      i doubt these people could find their way into a voting booth unless it was disguised as a tanning booth

    • @JayaMadhavadas
      @JayaMadhavadas 6 лет назад +3

      YES,,,,They should not VOTE,,,I wonder If they even REMEMBER--Their Names ???

    • @davidh0809
      @davidh0809 6 лет назад +1

      let them vote! But please, please, please stop them from reproducing!

    • @wizard9403
      @wizard9403 5 лет назад +1

      @@faithevrlasting I'm a James Madison fan!

  • @peaceout4132
    @peaceout4132 6 лет назад +577

    this is what you get when watch kardashians and CNN all day

    • @michellebrodeur3880
      @michellebrodeur3880 5 лет назад +6

      Lol you win

    • @DaveVillarreal98
      @DaveVillarreal98 5 лет назад +4

      Michelle Brodeur He deserves a Nobel Prize. No joke.

    • @WhatsGoing0nHere
      @WhatsGoing0nHere 5 лет назад +1

      Lol have you heard of fux news? All 3 Mexican countries don't like it 😂😂

    • @someoneonearth1617
      @someoneonearth1617 5 лет назад +2

      Ha. Yeah right. Totally, watching a news station makes you fail history.

    • @benjaminbingaman1848
      @benjaminbingaman1848 5 лет назад +1

      PEACE OUT CNN no way in his right mind would try to block history CNN doesn’t even go against history of the main stream media’s ideas where of that to try to block history or separated from or try to hide it from the American people this is something that predates Trump and Obama alike
      That’s why America had been nominated by some people of the outside world as one of the stupidest countries in the world
      I don’t know what the Kardashians Have to do with it I think the term is this is what happens when you don’t pay attention in school properly or have a terrible education system

  • @hllboi817
    @hllboi817 8 лет назад +1946

    Looks like california doesnt have US history class, but love LGBT and civil history

    • @hllboi817
      @hllboi817 8 лет назад +46

      Btw john wilkes booth wasnt a founding father, he assassinated lincoln

    • @bradley9037
      @bradley9037 8 лет назад +72

      hllboi817 Thats the joke; they don't catch that John Wilkes Booth isn't a founding father because they don't even know who the founding fathers are

    • @LeonKotze70
      @LeonKotze70 8 лет назад +37

      You missed Jesse Ventura...

    • @b.landen599
      @b.landen599 8 лет назад +26

      *Southern California and San francisco. Please don't bundle us millennials that are well read up on facts and have a grip on reality with the braindead zobmies of those areas in California

    • @BlueSPARTAN97
      @BlueSPARTAN97 8 лет назад +31

      No we definitely have Social Studies, World History, U.S. History, Government, Economics and other classes but some people don't pay attention to those classes... There are a lot of smart and logical people in California but the ones by the beach most of the time are dumb and ignorant

  • @seabliss22
    @seabliss22 Год назад +80

    I honestly believe that everyone should have to pass a citizenship test to earn their voters card. And yes, must show the card to vote.

    • @alicerichardson2959
      @alicerichardson2959 Год назад

      Vote for what The only thing I see. Is to bring back slavery again. Which I know slavery is still here and I’ll people are so stupid dumb founded celebrate anything what is there to celebrate can’t vote and get the right votes. They stealing that, so what are you celebrating for?

    • @davidiscostarica6097
      @davidiscostarica6097 Год назад

      So does Vivek 2024

    • @LisaGWoods
      @LisaGWoods Год назад

      ​@@davidiscostarica6097he's an interesting and likable guy. Not sure he has enough experience to get us out of Joe's mess. My gut says they're going to do something nefarious to keep Joe in office.
      Worse than what they've already done in the past. So I agree with the op, there needs to be a test you must pass to vote, it's imperative we require ID. Last point. Georgia has bad voting machines and refuses to fix them till after 2024. Why is this not being pushed? Is it cheating?

    • @kokoskokso
      @kokoskokso Год назад +2

      even an ID or driver's license AT LEAST

    • @seabliss22
      @seabliss22 Год назад

      @@kokoskokso MVA is handing out driver's licenses to non citizens like candy

  • @s.e.a6517
    @s.e.a6517 3 года назад +288

    He’s telling these people they’re stupid without saying a single word

    • @raymondo162
      @raymondo162 3 года назад +2

      but......... if i walk up to him in the street, and ask a bunch of random questions. i reckon i would get the same result: him looking dumb. he has all the answers etc on his cards. he is as ignorant as the rest of em

    • @t_tmad5293
      @t_tmad5293 3 года назад +15

      @@raymondo162 not everyone is dumb like you. This is common knowledge. Anyone paid attention at school would know this, even if they aren't Americans.

    • @aneubeck4053
      @aneubeck4053 3 года назад +9

      @@raymondo162 honestly, If you think some people have to write down the date of independence or a flash card to remember it you are absolutely a brain dead robotic yes machine.

    • @ccampbell7214
      @ccampbell7214 3 года назад +2

      Proof is in the pudding

    • @ccampbell7214
      @ccampbell7214 3 года назад +6

      @@raymondo162 mmm ... I don't agree with you... I don't think so.. he actually is a pretty smart dude... You should buy and read his book .. You might get smarter...

  • @stevekehl2072
    @stevekehl2072 7 лет назад +294

    I bet all those people could tell you how much an ounce of weed costs.

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 7 лет назад +11

      Steve Kehl it's not just the weed some people are just retarded not all pot heads are idiots

    • @MarcusofMenace
      @MarcusofMenace 7 лет назад +1

      fnafguy fnaffan for example Bill gates

    • @jonzee9190
      @jonzee9190 7 лет назад +5

      Steve Kehl so can I, but I know these answers

    • @MrTruetoform
      @MrTruetoform 7 лет назад +10

      I knew all the answers and I smoke weed everyday. Don't stereotype type weed heads.

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 7 лет назад +2

      MrTruetoform absolutely

  • @capnpete1154
    @capnpete1154 6 лет назад +549

    And they can vote AND breed!

    • @generalbrowning4056
      @generalbrowning4056 5 лет назад +28

      Capn Pete that's right they vote that explains Pelosi and maxine

    • @benjaminbingaman1848
      @benjaminbingaman1848 5 лет назад +1

      Ken browning Browning Pelosi and Maxine Who are they

    • @benjaminbingaman1848
      @benjaminbingaman1848 5 лет назад +2

      Capn Pete well there’s nothing we can do there because this country gives a person the right to vote who whatever they want it’s was not for judging on intelligence

    • @randyhutchinson9910
      @randyhutchinson9910 5 лет назад +3

      They should be aborted, retro actively

    • @Miko_Jones
      @Miko_Jones 5 лет назад +2

      And carry guns! Be afraid, be very very afraid.

  • @justinp9170
    @justinp9170 Год назад +75

    Throwing in John Wilkes Booth as one of the founding fathers got me weak! 🤣🤣

  • @SimpleTruth1309
    @SimpleTruth1309 3 года назад +324

    -“Name a founding father.”
    -“Jeremiah?”
    -“No. Jeremiah was a bullfrog.”

    • @PhrontDoor
      @PhrontDoor 3 года назад

      Gosh dangit.. I LEGIT forgot that song.

    • @Wysiwyg43
      @Wysiwyg43 3 года назад +7

      So weird. I said that after he said Jeremiah. Was it a good friend of his?

    • @cyrilculton1181
      @cyrilculton1181 3 года назад +7

      Exactly what I said. 🎵⌨Jeremiah was🎶a bullfrog 🎶was a good🎶 friend of🎵 mine. And now it's stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

    • @Henry.58
      @Henry.58 3 года назад +4

      🤣🐸

    • @patjones5723
      @patjones5723 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lloydpratt1376
    @lloydpratt1376 4 года назад +228

    I like that people are so uninformed and aren't even ashamed of it.

    • @7beers
      @7beers 4 года назад +6

      You have to reach a certain level of intelligence to know how uninformed you are.

    • @lloydpratt1376
      @lloydpratt1376 4 года назад +4

      @@7beers I'm smart enough to know how stupid I am.

    • @7beers
      @7beers 4 года назад +2

      @@lloydpratt1376 I'm smarter than you so I know that I'm stupider than you.

    • @realistically4k
      @realistically4k 4 года назад

      7beers your stupid haha

    • @7beers
      @7beers 4 года назад +1

      @@realistically4k Exactly. Only a smart person like me can realize that I'm stupid.

  • @HannahFaith69
    @HannahFaith69 4 года назад +228

    I was homeschooled and I am embarrassed by these American citizens.

    • @adog4661
      @adog4661 4 года назад +9

      Lucky. Homeschooling is way better than any other schooling.

    • @user-yr3uj6go8i
      @user-yr3uj6go8i 4 года назад +1

      Be thankful that you were lucky enough to be homeschooled. Our schooling system in America is an enormous joke.

    • @ThingAnderson
      @ThingAnderson 4 года назад +1

      Honestly, they really shouldn’t be considered citizens.

    • @m1a2abrams34
      @m1a2abrams34 4 года назад +2

      @@ThingAnderson Well most of the citizens in LA and san Fransisco are illegals. So yea not citizens.👍

    • @budmb2
      @budmb2 4 года назад +1

      Honestly it depends on what area you’re from. These California people never had a chance the moment they were sent into public school.

  • @xavierdraco33
    @xavierdraco33 Год назад +70

    How has the education system failed these people so badly?
    Maybe American’s should be taught American history?
    Maybe they should sit an American citizen test, for their own sake.

    • @boondocks8002
      @boondocks8002 Год назад +2

      I taught my kids american history. Schools won't teach it

    • @spencermarkham1
      @spencermarkham1 Год назад

      Public (government) school monopoly controlled by teachers unions! School choice is the only answer to this atrocious problem!

    • @budspaulding7121
      @budspaulding7121 Год назад

      Federal government schools don't teach history, or anything else worthwhile

    • @hollyperrin7353
      @hollyperrin7353 Год назад

      The education system did not fail them, it was completely successful in their objectives to make them ignorant slaves and useful idiots who serve the state’s interests. These people were failed by their parents.

    • @greg_austin
      @greg_austin Год назад

      Kids know LGBTQIA+P pride month, however.

  • @AR25326
    @AR25326 3 года назад +165

    I’m not even American and I know it’s History, but honestly this is just ridiculous.

    • @kevinwang7731
      @kevinwang7731 3 года назад +4

      This is embarrasing. SIghhh

    • @akhil___abi3349
      @akhil___abi3349 3 года назад +1

      😭❤️❤️🙄🙄🙄

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 3 года назад +7

      I noticed when I travel the world, a lot of people know about United States better than most of its civilians, to add.
      It's what I call the complacency of US Americans.
      Just because freedom, individual rights, really is a great idea, it does not mean that most people won't squander it. They will.

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 2 года назад +2

      My New Zealand father in law laughed so hard about how my American parents would turn off anything about the monarchy on TV. He knew why and he'd never been to the USA and he thought it was funny.

  • @nirv
    @nirv 5 лет назад +173

    I still can't believe how a founding father landed a role in the movie Predator.

    • @holidayeveryday550
      @holidayeveryday550 4 года назад +8

      Because he was a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus!

    • @DarkMetaOFFICIAL
      @DarkMetaOFFICIAL 4 года назад

      no no no, Predator was Samuel L Jackson. I think youre misremembering Tommy Lee Jones from Aliens.

    • @jeffcurtis5265
      @jeffcurtis5265 4 года назад +1

      It's pretty cool, isn't it lmao

    • @jbonegw
      @jbonegw 4 года назад +1

      💪💪💪🤣

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 2 года назад

      And shot Abraham Lincoln in the head. :*(

  • @JordanJank
    @JordanJank 6 лет назад +413

    *When Jesse Ventura, and John Wilkes Booth signed the declaration of independence* lmao

  • @DMF716
    @DMF716 Год назад +10

    The last 2 brought tears to my eyes. I'm a viet era vet and I always remember why we celebrate the 4th of July, INDEPENDENCE DAY, 1776.

  • @elli003
    @elli003 4 года назад +292

    The test for US citizenship should be ongoing.

    • @lorrie00
      @lorrie00 4 года назад +18

      I was thinking that the other day...these new citizens, studying for the test know more than a kid who has lived here and taken several years of history tests.

    • @elli003
      @elli003 4 года назад +2

      @@lorrie00 On the contrary. The US Citizenship test teaches absolutely nothing about this country. It's nothing more than an intellectual curiosity of data unconnected in form and meaning. What's worse, the US Citizenship test requires no commitment, no skin in the game, no sacrifice. It's totally useless and without meaning. When I said ongoing, I meant a periodic check to see what you are doing to uphold your obligation and purpose to be in this country. To stop thinking of citizenship as a right, but as a privileged, an ongoing commitment and dedication to the good of all that reside here. And stop leaving your Big Drinks everywhere ........ find a trashcan.

    • @lorrie00
      @lorrie00 4 года назад +2

      @@elli003 I don't know about that, I mean...the part I've seen was comprised of basic Civics questions. As far as "no commitment, skin, sacrifice"...- the fact that they have put themselves thru this time and effort says more than someone who is also here that did not. And they continue to "check" on them? I didn't know that at all.
      Big Drinks? - was I supposed to get that?

    • @elli003
      @elli003 4 года назад

      @@lorrie00 Civics Questions on the US Citizenship Test ? Again, an intellectual exercise - an understanding without commitment, practice, competition and achievement. Big Drinks - Haven't you noticed how the youth and immigrants of today have no sense of civil housekeeping as they leave their fast--food drink containers on top of cars and in the parking lots throughout America ? Don't tell me you don't notice the lack of civil respect for this country !

    • @lorrie00
      @lorrie00 4 года назад

      @@elli003 ok

  • @christafarion9
    @christafarion9 4 года назад +423

    I retract my position that every adult should be able to vote. With respect.

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 года назад +13

      "Able to vote", yes.
      "Should vote", no.

    •  4 года назад

      even criminals in jail?

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 3 года назад +1

      @@SkyNinja759 I suspect most US voters have a less than 180 degree perspective on political reality. Keep in mind that the idealized "perfectly informed" person would have the theoretical 360 understanding. That means *reading* and following all available info sources ... not just the ones the Orange Messiah endorses. (NOTE: If you have never read the NY Times, The Atlantic, or *any big city newspaper,* don't bother replying to me. Video "opinion and commentary" does not count as "real news".)

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 3 года назад +3

      @@chasbodaniels1744 I don't read liberal propaganda written for the idiotic masses.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 года назад +1

      With all due respect: who shall bell the cat?
      Yes, there are problematic people in this video. That is because they are safe. Who would you trust to create a test concerning who should vote? These are safe idiots. I submit that this is proof that danger has been removed.
      1776! If you cannot remember the number, you don't deserve to vote.

  • @mashroob
    @mashroob 4 года назад +190

    Looking back on this, it highlights perfectly why we are where we are now.

    • @Cornerstanding
      @Cornerstanding 4 года назад +5

      It's 2020 do we really have to wonder how we got here?

    • @mashroob
      @mashroob 4 года назад +5

      Cornerstanding
      Well, I already knew there were lots of dumb people prior to 2020. I had no idea there were SO MANY dumb people; all over the country though.

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 3 года назад +2

      @@mashroob Same here. I think the Cheeto phenomenon energized and gave voice to the masses of morons who are now CONVINCED they have Clue #1 ... just because his BS resonates in their empty pinheads.

    • @mashroob
      @mashroob 3 года назад

      Haas Tig
      Sure.

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 2 года назад +1

      It's mostly an anti-weed advertisement.

  • @terripebsworth9623
    @terripebsworth9623 Год назад +17

    At least, none of them responded with, "God save the queen."

  • @jayjdietrich
    @jayjdietrich 5 лет назад +101

    Totally embarrassing. They should be ashamed of themselves, but of course they are not. There should be a test before people can vote.

  • @anchuto
    @anchuto 6 лет назад +148

    So dumb, how can they possibly forget Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum who protected us from an alien invasion?

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 5 лет назад +3

      anchuto ...They didn’t wait for the fat lady to sing....

    • @DaveVillarreal98
      @DaveVillarreal98 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao 😂

    • @andrewyoung2796
      @andrewyoung2796 5 лет назад +3

      I love when BLACKS and JEWS work together to save the world. Although we never heard the aliens side of IT

    • @bceltsaumg848
      @bceltsaumg848 4 года назад

      lol

  • @IO-hg7oe
    @IO-hg7oe 8 лет назад +227

    I bet they all know what year Kim and Kanye got married

    • @jovanniebazil
      @jovanniebazil 8 лет назад +1

      sigh....

    • @ecf150king
      @ecf150king 8 лет назад +2

      haha. that is the truth. it's sad that these people are our voters.

    • @jovanniebazil
      @jovanniebazil 8 лет назад

      +Analog JAC Yet there's an issue if you're indoctrinated or engineered of consent isn't it? It's pretty much being a dumb as but not sounding like one. Would you like to be taught lies and teach lies to others? Is that productive? So in the case of conservatism and liberalism in the modern age, there is an issue. Mostly liberals are more uninformed that conservatives. Not saying all conservatives are right, especially those who are or support neocons (who are basically liberals) but those who have moderate conservative/libertarian view are usually in a critical mindset. Nonetheless, the political paradigm of left and right is just another piece of divide and conquer, so that's why it is key to look at an individual and not a party.

    • @mrniceguy5607
      @mrniceguy5607 8 лет назад

      So true and hell of sad

    • @chevster6290
      @chevster6290 8 лет назад +1

      I don't know what year they got married but I for sure know what year the Declaration of Independence was signed and who it was from. Cause that's actually history and Kanye and Kim aren't.

  • @celenafenner8237
    @celenafenner8237 Год назад +28

    Jesse Ventura 😂😂😂😂
    I love how Mark keeps throwing out false facts😂

  • @woodypapacane
    @woodypapacane 3 года назад +129

    The best argument against democracy is a one minute Q&A on the beach in San Diego with the average citizen.

    • @prometheus705
      @prometheus705 3 года назад +3

      Dont act so high and mighty, go to any US city and you’ll get answers like this, libertarian or republican.

    • @woodypapacane
      @woodypapacane 3 года назад +16

      @@anniedarkhorse6791 Just watch Biden for one minute and you realize how a senile corrupt old stooge can steal an election and ruin a natiin.

    • @woodypapacane
      @woodypapacane 3 года назад +6

      @@anniedarkhorse6791 you're a moron.

    • @woodypapacane
      @woodypapacane 3 года назад +4

      @@anniedarkhorse6791 let me make it perfectly clear: YOU'RE A MORON!! Have you seen the border lately? Idiot!!

    • @CarCarBigW
      @CarCarBigW 3 года назад +3

      @@anniedarkhorse6791 look at what biden has done good though in his months in office, opened the border, raised prices on food and gas, and signed a record amount of executive of orders

  • @my3dvidz638
    @my3dvidz638 4 года назад +725

    “When Jesse Ventura and John Wilkes Booth signed the Declaration of Independence...” lmfao

    • @rodgerwilliamsscambaiting1196
      @rodgerwilliamsscambaiting1196 4 года назад +15

      Mind blowing isn’t it

    • @samx23
      @samx23 4 года назад +18

      Jeremiah I'm ded lmao

    • @silverleaf494
      @silverleaf494 4 года назад +8

      And Jeremiah watched them do it.....

    • @markdp1983
      @markdp1983 4 года назад +23

      LOL thats because its wrong.. It was actually Jesse Ventura and Hulk Hogan who signed the document.

    • @terryoconnor5262
      @terryoconnor5262 4 года назад +8

      I’m English and I cringed 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

  • @PlantedbyCherry
    @PlantedbyCherry 8 лет назад +1693

    I knew all the answers to his questions and I'm a high school drop out.. Hmmm, these people make me feel very smart and this is BASIC education hahaha

    • @jondurkin6171
      @jondurkin6171 8 лет назад +95

      Same. It's sad, really. People look down on those who don't graduate yet, the graduates aren't really paying attention. They don't care.

    • @Habeel13
      @Habeel13 8 лет назад +4

      lol @ blooneyful

    • @fruitpunchdiamonds8777
      @fruitpunchdiamonds8777 8 лет назад +38

      Also a high school drop out and I too knew all the answers. Sorta ridiculous really, esp. when you consider that a lot of the people he interviewed probably have bachelor degrees

    • @copeman6985
      @copeman6985 8 лет назад +24

      Blooneyful why you dont believe do you really generalize someone as stupid cuz she left the highschool? You know school dont teach you jack shit...

    • @PlantedbyCherry
      @PlantedbyCherry 8 лет назад +29

      NORMIES BTFO lol thank you.. I'm def not stupid. I'm 21 and run my own very successful business actually.. Just goes to show you can't generalize people and especially never underestimate a drop out!

  • @RoachMartel
    @RoachMartel Год назад +15

    This was SEVEN years ago! Imagine how bad it is now!!!!

  • @melscore2865
    @melscore2865 3 года назад +166

    The guy in the green shirt restored my faith in humanity.

    • @LukeLendrum
      @LukeLendrum 3 года назад +17

      The girl straight after who recited it restored mine.

    • @susi1153
      @susi1153 3 года назад +2

      Wow, you Americans don't need much do you....😂 What a level

    • @bolandbert
      @bolandbert 3 года назад +2

      Amen. The louder they giggle, cackle💩🐽 and laugh, the lower their forehead. Some of them look like Darwins forfathers. Animals. Most leftists.

    • @susi1153
      @susi1153 3 года назад

      @@bolandbert ok, well I can't really say I am attracted to the extreme right winged morons in army clothes and decorated with guns, shouting about civil war.

    • @susi1153
      @susi1153 3 года назад

      @@bolandbert so, what about the armchair leg ?😃

  • @darrellsanbornjr2088
    @darrellsanbornjr2088 6 лет назад +301

    California. Where having a tan line is more important than intelligence.

    • @reddddd4090
      @reddddd4090 6 лет назад +11

      darrell sanborn jr California; where the standard for teaching is literally the highest in the United States yet people are still morons.

    • @John_Flowers
      @John_Flowers 6 лет назад +13

      Heck, tan lines are the only the line these liberals want.

    • @jaggedcut8603
      @jaggedcut8603 6 лет назад +1

      Where NOT HAVING a tan line..., thank you very much. Like, OMG!

    • @alirenfro2526
      @alirenfro2526 6 лет назад

      darrell sanborn jr ~hey-we are not all infiltrated by the stupid amoebas. And we are not all living in Sodom and Gomorrah.

    • @deborahbrown9780
      @deborahbrown9780 6 лет назад

      You'd get the same results at Virginia Beach, Virginia on the east coast, for all of you that don't know where the hell Virginia is located.

  • @aliassmithandjones08
    @aliassmithandjones08 5 лет назад +208

    And they want US to pay for Their COLLEGE "EDUCATION?" NO WAY!!

    • @spudwesth
      @spudwesth 4 года назад +1

      Bernie for President

    • @romulus3345
      @romulus3345 4 года назад +6

      @@spudwesth How's that working out for ya

    • @gmccord1970
      @gmccord1970 4 года назад +4

      What are you talking about they’re too fucking stupid to go to college

    • @jbonegw
      @jbonegw 4 года назад

      380PPK doesn’t matter. Free college for everyone. 🤔🤣

    • @RA-zw6hp
      @RA-zw6hp 4 года назад +4

      Exactly why funding should be cut from education system until they can produce real citizens.

  • @unclephilly2127
    @unclephilly2127 Год назад +42

    we live in a time when ignorance and stupidity is cool

    • @surfaceten510n
      @surfaceten510n Год назад +1

      A TV show in the UK called Nathan Barley depicts these very people back in 2005 the first episode is called the rise of the idiots very funny, if you made the show today you would think it was a documentary.

    • @2fargonedaytona128
      @2fargonedaytona128 Год назад

      And we always vote Democrat

    • @Patriot-od6xk
      @Patriot-od6xk Год назад

      Remember 🤔 Demon-crats 👿 created the minds of the 81 Million Woke Indoctrinated Brainwashed Sheeple 🐑 that Voted for Ol Peeedo O'Biden 😱😳

    • @David-rz7jj
      @David-rz7jj Год назад +1

      Can't forget narcissism, and being superficial.

  • @01Mary02
    @01Mary02 7 лет назад +192

    Good lord, I'm a Canadian and I knew all the answers to these questions by grade 4.

    • @pogmothoin7122
      @pogmothoin7122 7 лет назад

      Mary Why do you blokes need know to know our history?!?

    • @chrissmith1521
      @chrissmith1521 7 лет назад +9

      it's easy, and not just Canadians ask any other person on the planet.

    • @sajt777
      @sajt777 7 лет назад +1

      We also learnt about it, most of us still remember. Greetings from Europe.

    • @waremblem3405
      @waremblem3405 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, you guys actually had to work in school. We tolerate people sleeping in class.

    • @bestmusic33
      @bestmusic33 7 лет назад +1

      they dont really teach world history in us public schools anymore.

  • @pablodescartes1898
    @pablodescartes1898 6 лет назад +19

    The lady at the end reciting the Preamble was the best & your interactions with her & rest is why we love you Mark. 420 for Mark Dice!

  • @JustParanormalshow
    @JustParanormalshow 8 лет назад +501

    Mark totally fell in love with the girl who recited the Preamble.

    • @WakeUpB4uDie
      @WakeUpB4uDie 8 лет назад +85

      Who didn't?

    • @JustParanormalshow
      @JustParanormalshow 8 лет назад +8

      True story

    • @JustParanormalshow
      @JustParanormalshow 8 лет назад +13

      Talk about 4th of July fireworks...

    • @gurnstein
      @gurnstein 8 лет назад +22

      I thought she was a little shrill for my limey ears, but at least you could have a meaningful conversation with her after copulation.

    • @imkluu
      @imkluu 8 лет назад +22

      It was the preamble of the Constitution of the United States. It was cool that she knew it, I had to memorize it in 8th grade but coudlnt have remembered it, but it isn't what Independance day is Celebrating which was the signing of the Declaratoin of Independance in 1776, not the ratification of the Constitition whicn didn't happen until 1788.

  • @vbg345
    @vbg345 2 года назад +33

    That is profoundly sad. This country is in worse shape than I knew, our educational system is a joke. And thank you, Mark Dice, for being so cool and diligent in exposing the lost souls! The Jerry Springer-ification of this country is complete. Time for a REBOOT.

    • @larrysmith2123
      @larrysmith2123 Год назад

      No education system is fine it is people who are not lifetime learners.

    • @Flack55
      @Flack55 Год назад

      ​@@larrysmith2123umm, no bub. The education system was designed to indoctrinate "citizens" into becoming good factory workers post-industrialization. Now it's being used to indoctrinate "citizens" into becoming good slaves to Big Brother Government. This video is a good example of it working extremely well, as is modern media and political propaganda.
      Say, I heard there's a facility on some ocean front property in Arizona that's giving out the 6th edition of the Booster for free! There's even a free ferry from DC to get you there! Better hurry!

    • @bt7846
      @bt7846 Год назад

      It is not only educational system. It is parents. The person choosing superficial things over roots, heritage. Best from Hungary, Central Europe.

  • @am.Shub2770
    @am.Shub2770 3 года назад +414

    This is actually an insult to the heroes who fought for independence. Shame for not knowing your own country's history.

    • @jefftuttrup2596
      @jefftuttrup2596 3 года назад +8

      Couldn't agree more.

    • @shivasirons6159
      @shivasirons6159 3 года назад +3

      Well said, 18 and 19 years olds like these fools, except they died at valley forge and yorktown, goodness whats wrong with those bastards who call themselves teacgers and administrators!?

    • @byronndavis1074
      @byronndavis1074 3 года назад +1

      Fredrick Douglas wasn't mentioned at any time, but because of his skin color; that's the part you wont learn about! That makes it all a lie!

    • @joshua4098
      @joshua4098 3 года назад +11

      @@byronndavis1074 Yikes my guy! His time was literally a hundred years after our independence from England. I think it's Eli Whitney that your're thinking of.

    • @yourmomshouse6984
      @yourmomshouse6984 3 года назад +8

      @@byronndavis1074 might wanna check the dates homie

  • @crazysteve9390
    @crazysteve9390 6 лет назад +399

    Jeremiah wasn't a Founding Father. He was a bullfrog.

    • @gratefulgal6416
      @gratefulgal6416 6 лет назад +5

      Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end, 🎼🎶🎤

    • @scubaprincess5038
      @scubaprincess5038 6 лет назад +10

      Crazy Steve and was a good friend of mine.

    • @pc10
      @pc10 6 лет назад +6

      You won the internet for a day, and I missed it. Belated congrats. 🤣

    • @peanut7639
      @peanut7639 6 лет назад +1

      Crazy Steve 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kimmerdkd
      @kimmerdkd 6 лет назад

      Crazy Steve that my friend is fucking funny, I immediatly flashed the very same thing...
      isn't this the saddest indictment?

  • @daveydonalddoo4880
    @daveydonalddoo4880 4 года назад +776

    And this is why we have the electoral college

    • @IHateThisHandleSystem
      @IHateThisHandleSystem 4 года назад +90

      And also why the Left wants to eliminate the electoral college.

    • @zwojack7285
      @zwojack7285 4 года назад +17

      No, you have the electoral college because back when it was introduced the best internet you had was a guy on a horse. Not because people are retarded.

    • @Thelastromanemporer
      @Thelastromanemporer 4 года назад +11

      @@zwojack7285 Although people being retarded helps ensure that the electoral college exists. Because if we let people like this decide what's good for this country, it would be dogs for breakfast and dung for dinner.

    • @zwojack7285
      @zwojack7285 4 года назад +5

      @@Thelastromanemporer And how exactly does the electoral college help with that? You dont really believe that this kind of stupidity is just a local phenomenon, right?

    • @Thelastromanemporer
      @Thelastromanemporer 4 года назад +5

      @@zwojack7285 The electoral college has a level of judgment that the general population does not have. And also, the united states is and always has been a republic, not a democracy.

  • @karlascott3569
    @karlascott3569 Год назад +12

    It's scary what people don't know. Our history will soon be forgotten. How many people can recite the preamble? Impressive!

    • @SeptemberAdam
      @SeptemberAdam 9 месяцев назад

      Mm hm.
      Btw, who was the 8th president of the US? No peeking on Google. Just right off the bat, who was it? If you can't answer that very basic one, then you shouldn't talk.

  • @danwhite4670
    @danwhite4670 3 года назад +69

    Favorite founding father: Jesse Ventura.
    Priceless...

  • @razor6020
    @razor6020 4 года назад +155

    The fact hes saying wrong names and countries on purpose and people dont catch him lmao

    • @pauldwalker
      @pauldwalker 2 года назад +1

      dude! do you think it’s wrong to celebrate our independence from China?

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 2 года назад

      @@pauldwalker John Wilkes Booth is my favourite founding father./s

    • @pam6243
      @pam6243 Год назад

      The fact that he insults them right to their face and they don't even know it.

  • @AZWallbreaker
    @AZWallbreaker 7 лет назад +390

    This is too painful to watch as a proud American!

    • @Fymious
      @Fymious 6 лет назад +3

      AZ Wallbreaker No kidding. What is the education system teaching these days??? This is just acridine!!

    • @joe50500
      @joe50500 6 лет назад +2

      AZ Wallbreaker took the words out of my mouth

    • @kpag3030
      @kpag3030 6 лет назад +8

      AZ Wallbreaker this is too painful to watch as a human

    • @knucklehead4817
      @knucklehead4817 6 лет назад +1

      AZ Wallbreaker
      Same, I knew this basic shit in middle school.

    • @RainMan221
      @RainMan221 6 лет назад +4

      AZ Wallbreaker painful to watch as an aspiring to be an American citizen.

  • @spacepeanut8993
    @spacepeanut8993 Год назад +19

    Those last two gave me hope. God Bless the USA!!! 🇺🇸

    • @chriscampbell7895
      @chriscampbell7895 Год назад

      Food is not a slot
      Machine
      He blesses those who first obey and bless Him
      Ogfell and Roe not godly

  • @DiscocheeseGaming
    @DiscocheeseGaming 6 лет назад +305

    History lesson: In 1492 we entered the Civil War where we fought against the nazis in Pearl Harbor. After a tough battle we dropped nukes on Hiroshima and Vietnam. After China surrendered the founding fathers (Abraham Lincoln, Phil Swift, and Billy Maze) signed the Articles of Independence which was signed on the July 4th, 1835. We now celebrate Thanksgiving every 4th of July in remembrance of the brave men and women who fought in the war.

    • @nickperrin3033
      @nickperrin3033 5 лет назад +24

      yes! exactly! now if these idiots could only understand basic history like that

    • @jakethesnake1366
      @jakethesnake1366 5 лет назад +19

      People forget how important of a role Billy Maze had in selling the idea of independence to the colonists. I think it's time he replaces Arnold Palmer on the 20 dollar bill.

    • @dickburger192
      @dickburger192 5 лет назад +9

      _Underrated comment, also correction: Billy Mays_

    • @benjamintenison24
      @benjamintenison24 5 лет назад +14

      You forgot our first presidents, Bob Ross, shaggy and of course John Wilkes Booth

    • @benjamintenison24
      @benjamintenison24 5 лет назад +3

      Also, idk how to spell John's last name. So it's either Booth or Boothe.

  • @cathy-70
    @cathy-70 4 года назад +129

    I'm so disapointed in American's and the School System.

    • @luisanagy
      @luisanagy 4 года назад +5

      our school system needs a complete and total change.

    • @roundingcorners
      @roundingcorners 4 года назад +5

      forget about the school system, there's no more pride. they have info available directly at their fingers - they just dont give a damn

    • @vulturevic
      @vulturevic 4 года назад +1

      Not the schools fault! It is the individual fault!

  • @DrRynsta
    @DrRynsta 7 лет назад +459

    RIP Jackie Chan 1901 - 2017 He was my favorite basketball player.

    • @yeremiahangi
      @yeremiahangi 7 лет назад +5

      looooldafuq,looooool

    • @stevenblackburn1523
      @stevenblackburn1523 7 лет назад +4

      Ryan K LMFAOOOO

    • @bvyup2112
      @bvyup2112 7 лет назад +5

      Tim Hortons was also the best prime minister of Canada!

    • @chriiiiis
      @chriiiiis 7 лет назад +11

      Ryan K Jackie Chan was the president man.

    • @jonnowlin7986
      @jonnowlin7986 7 лет назад +4

      bvyup Wayne Gretzky was the first Premier of Canada!

  • @HeidiPyke
    @HeidiPyke Год назад +11

    Imagine traveling back in time and showing them this.
    😔

    • @chriscampbell7895
      @chriscampbell7895 Год назад

      While secretly making fun of Christianity and hanging out in Masonic lodges, they might laugh or cry
      But masonry likes uneducated people and remember only initiated are enlightened

    • @carly4513
      @carly4513 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ben Franklin knew this would happen. Smart man.

  • @wrgranville
    @wrgranville 6 лет назад +251

    I’m British and I know this! Well I know this because I’m British

    • @mindthegaphj637
      @mindthegaphj637 6 лет назад +1

      @a ggoogle user 454 i didn't know that so i learned something today thank you. I looked it up to see who the players were and found that the Scottish and Irish also fought at the Alamo.
      I did know that you won your independence from us though 😊🇬🇧
      I love the story of Francis Scott Key when he wrote The Star Spangled Banner what a night he had.

    • @devinport.
      @devinport. 6 лет назад

      Same here xD

    • @samdeval
      @samdeval 6 лет назад +9

      Learn some history feller. The French and Spanish are the main reason you got independence, and it bankrupt France so hard they beheaded their King.

    • @BertrandBarraud
      @BertrandBarraud 6 лет назад

      I know it because I'm french ;)

    • @BertrandBarraud
      @BertrandBarraud 6 лет назад

      Dee Vee nope that is not the reason why the french revolution happened. It cost an huge effort but France was not bankrupt and we had some states like Florida, louisiana etc.. even canada that we were able to sell afterward. French revolution is interesting but I won't go in detail into who took power how and why ^^ it's not the topic :)

  • @yichen1273
    @yichen1273 6 лет назад +155

    independence from China?!! I was literally laughing muy lungs out

    • @SetherDether
      @SetherDether 5 лет назад +5

      Gary McMichael what?

    • @lurisleague406
      @lurisleague406 5 лет назад +1

      @Gary McMichael The fuck are you on?

    • @TJ-kj9ki
      @TJ-kj9ki 5 лет назад +1

      Gary McMichael, I assume that you also think Independence Day is the celebration of the independence of America from China.

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 4 года назад

      USA couldn't last a month without all the cheap stuff from China...

    • @Steve-zc9ht
      @Steve-zc9ht 3 года назад +1

      @@SeaJay_Oceans oh please China is nothing infact we can easily declare war on them if we wanted to

  • @mjohnson6703
    @mjohnson6703 5 лет назад +82

    My roommate is like these people. He has no idea.

    • @Jondsmusic
      @Jondsmusic 5 лет назад +7

      M Johnson good luck getting your rent if he’s like these retards!

    • @fyourfeelings6830
      @fyourfeelings6830 4 года назад

      Kick your roommate out ASAP

  • @David-hl9bw
    @David-hl9bw Год назад +12

    This is no surprise, these people live in California.

  • @carlospinheiro9992
    @carlospinheiro9992 5 лет назад +74

    I AM from Portugal and i love usa history 🐱

    • @grumpyvet7670
      @grumpyvet7670 4 года назад +2

      I'm Portuguese (not from Portugal). It's nice to know that foreigners know American history.

  • @djtforever1414
    @djtforever1414 3 года назад +40

    When I saw this was filmed in California I knew to lower my expectations.

    • @tamarevans9025
      @tamarevans9025 Год назад

      And here we are in 2023 where American people outright say they hate the UnitedStates and that our flag is racist.

  • @KyleCorwith
    @KyleCorwith 6 лет назад +248

    Public school has failed.

    • @poisoncontrol4488
      @poisoncontrol4488 6 лет назад +4

      single mothers have failed, not schools.

    • @smartpmark
      @smartpmark 6 лет назад +6

      I hear almost all the time, history is the most boring subject in school. Now it has bitten them in the ass for sleeping in class. LOL! Its really the people who failed themselves.

    • @davidk1579
      @davidk1579 6 лет назад +2

      With my simple GED I knew all these question.

    • @Ocy345Vidz
      @Ocy345Vidz 6 лет назад +2

      That's what happens when your country spends way too much on the military instead of education

    • @Jamesgangcreative
      @Jamesgangcreative 6 лет назад

      Not to worry. Betsy deVos and the tRumpsters will make it all better. Oh, and by the way, Betsy deVos didn't sew the first flag. LOL

  • @ecleveland1
    @ecleveland1 Год назад +24

    How does this happen? How did these people get through school and not know the very basics of how their country started? None of these people should have been allowed to graduate middle school without knowing how The United States was founded!

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 Год назад +2

      Wasn't it the aliens, independence day. 1996 right

    • @joebigguybiden
      @joebigguybiden Год назад +2

      “No kid left behind” 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @2199SPUDMAN
      @2199SPUDMAN Год назад +1

      Knowing how and why it was founded. These ignorant people have no appreciation for what we have.

    • @l.j.silveraustereprivateer4010
      @l.j.silveraustereprivateer4010 Год назад

      Public schools run by communists and queers is exactly how this happens. You got what you voted for, congratulations.

  • @jrno93
    @jrno93 4 года назад +245

    Why do people still think californians are Americans?
    Total different breed.

    • @jrno93
      @jrno93 4 года назад +14

      @Mouse cop no, they're liberal Marxist

    • @MrClean-vl3ud
      @MrClean-vl3ud 4 года назад +5

      @@jrno93 I hope your joking. If not, you are just as ignorant as the ding dongs in the video.

    • @RMBII91
      @RMBII91 4 года назад +12

      While I know what you mean, I'm from California and could answer anything Mr. Dice throws at me. There are Patriots like me in California (and the last two in the video), we're just outnumbered and drown out from the majority.

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 4 года назад +1

      they're just beach bums. hang outside a library and axe these q's. i bet you'll get better answers.

    • @bobmuller8256
      @bobmuller8256 4 года назад +1

      Unfortunately they’re a state, honestly I just wish it sinks into the Pacific Ocean already. It’s no wonder they mindlessly vote blue. Last time they have their election for governor, John Cox (Republican) focused most his campaigned on the homeless and making the housing price lower. Newsom didn’t really spoke much in his campaign besides your typical “mUH diVeRsITy” and “oRaNgE mAN bAD” and he still won. After watching this video I know why.

  • @argarman09
    @argarman09 4 года назад +133

    How do these people make it through life without a helmet

    • @niklasnaper6596
      @niklasnaper6596 4 года назад +5

      Railey Cavener-Garman Most of them dont thats the thing

    • @argarman09
      @argarman09 4 года назад +2

      @@niklasnaper6596 good point

    • @hugonobody3352
      @hugonobody3352 4 года назад +2

      @@niklasnaper6596 took me a second read through to get it. Good one.

    • @aidantully1438
      @aidantully1438 3 года назад +3

      Their skulls are thick enough, they don't need one...

    • @argarman09
      @argarman09 3 года назад +4

      @@aidantully1438 a thick skull is still no match for stupidity

  • @masmainster
    @masmainster 4 года назад +179

    So two people actually knew the answers, how sad, I'm not even an American, I live in another country and even I know The Declaration of Independence date was 4 July 1776.

    • @samd8669
      @samd8669 4 года назад +64

      See, that is why you know. You don't live in America. Like half of out population is mentally disabled. People in my history class last year thought WW2 happened 270 years ago

    • @jeremyjean-pierre4977
      @jeremyjean-pierre4977 4 года назад +2

      Loaf of Bowling Balls it feels like it was 270 years ago... who cares about History anyways?

    • @samd8669
      @samd8669 4 года назад +31

      @@jeremyjean-pierre4977 not sure how it feels like 270 years ago to anyone, and history is very important to remember. Not many people care, but everyone should.

    • @jeremyjean-pierre4977
      @jeremyjean-pierre4977 4 года назад +16

      Loaf of Bowling Balls No no! This was sarcasm. I’m sorry I thought my statement was ridiculous enough to not be mistaken for what I really thought.

    • @samd8669
      @samd8669 4 года назад +12

      @@jeremyjean-pierre4977 okay good, you scared me for a second lol. And no, it was not too ridiculous because I know plenty of people who believe way dumber stuff than that and talk about it on a regular basis haha. But thank God you have common sense

  • @maranathaacts1327
    @maranathaacts1327 Год назад +5

    The last two people starting at time stamp 5:31 brought tears of joy to my eyes💓

    • @rosemariemello6675
      @rosemariemello6675 Год назад

      It took awhile for him to find someone, anyone who could give him the right answers...that guy and girl at the end, I want them to replace Brandon and Kameltoes 😂😂

  • @dylanshadowstar9779
    @dylanshadowstar9779 3 года назад +176

    I don't even live in America and I know why fourth of July exists.

    • @salvadorvizcarra769
      @salvadorvizcarra769 3 года назад +7

      "America" is the name of a CONTINENT, where 35 countries are found. Our country doesn't even have a name. "United States" (US), describes a Model of Political Organization. Anyway. The country is called “America”, cuz it is on the North American Continent. But the name "United States of America" is a foreign corporation located in a 10 mile piece of the North American Continent. The land it occupies was back before the Civil War part of two States inside "AMERICA", THE COUNTRY. They were Virginia State, and Maryland State. The "Act of 1871" took those parts and created the District of Columbia, a City State Country. One of only 3 in the WORLD! And now for the facts that can be looked up on line. You do know that the UNITED STATES is not a country? It is a Foreign corporation. Located in the Foreign City State Country know as the District of Columbia There are three such city state countries. 1) The VATICAN CITY, in Rome, Italy, but not a part of Rome, nor Italy, 2) The CITY OF LONDON, in London, U.K., but not a part of London, nor the United Kingdom. 3) The DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (D.C.), in North America, but not a part of any State in North America, nor the country of “America”. You need to look this up, maybe you are claiming to be a U.S.A. citizen. For if you make that claim, you are saying that you are (then), you are a citizen/employee/slave of the corporation who's on paper name when it was registered in the Foreign Country City State District of Columbia is in actuality the "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CORPORATION COMPANY INCORPORATED" And all of the States in North America the country that are "incorporated", (that includes, cities, counties, and corporations. are all registered as such in the foreign city state country of the District of Columbia.) This all took place when in 1871, when the Congress was looking for money it needed to RECONSTRUCT America, after the war between the norther States of America called the Union, and the southern States of America , called Confederacy. They were both inside America Continent, what you call country. At any rate the banker's would only finance “America”... if the Congress would give the banker's some conside-rations. 1) Take land, and give it to the banker's by forming a FOREIGN CITY STATE COUNTRY called the DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, (the name didn't matter to the banker's as long as it was not still "USA" property). 2) They must then form a corporation and register it as the "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CORPORATION COMPANY INCORPORATED" (the banker's demanded that this name must be the name used! You will find out why later). So Congress did it! They knew they would get the money to reconstruct. When they did this, they also knew that it was a treason against the country, and the Citizens of North America to do so. So to cover there treachery the bankers had this country America, USURPED by there corporation call the United States of America Corporation Company Incorporated in the foreign city state country of the District of Columbia. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA in fact, is just there corporation that runs the country, from the FOREIGN COUNTRY the District of Columbia. And the reason it's registered name is U.S.A. CORPORATION COMPANY INCORPORATED is so that it can have franchises outside of there own Foreign land. For instance: In the country of "America" you have States. Florida State is one of them. The foreign corporation has a company incorporated in that State, but is not a part of that State, just like it is with the Vatican City not being part of Rome, nor Italy, there corporate franchise company in Florida is called the State of Florida. This is a corporation registered in and for a FOREIGN CITY STATE COUNTRY, the District of Columbia. It has nothing to do with "America" the country nor the land mass of America the Continent. It is only a piece of paper in a filling cabinet in the Foreign country the District of Columbia. The same goes for the counties, cities, and all the incorporated agencies. Like the police, jails, and court's in, but not a part of the country. They too have been USURPED by there corporation counter pats. Take notice: the Law of the country "America" is COMMON LAW! Where the LAW of the CORPORATION U.S.A. CORPORATION is Admiralty Law of the Sea, COMMERCIAL LAW. Just when was the last time you appeared in a Common Law Court? NEVER! All the court's have been usurped in the country of North America by the FOREIGN CORPORATION IN THE COUNTRY OF THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA'S counter parts. A place where JUSTICE, has been REPLACED by there corporation's JUST-US SYSTEM. And you my friend, are NOT a part of there "us", and nether are THERE CORPORATE citizen/employee/slave's! … And now, you know why they are fighting so hard to take away your guns! The Second Amendment to the first real Constitution was for the governing body, NOT FOR THE PEOPLE! It told the company/governing body what WE THE PEOPLE expected of them! They were given by we the people certain rights! One that comes to mind, and has been changed for there benefit is the right to regulate commerce. This in no way gave them ANY RIGHT TO REGULATE ANYTHING ELSE! Like taxes on WE THE PEOPLE! Nor LICENSES for the people not conducting commerce! Corporation's citizens from doing so. Why? Cuz they are all Foreigner's on American Land. If American's go to the District of Columbia, they must follow the rules and regulations and statutes of that Foreign country. This ends your lecture on the differences between the two DISTINCT AND DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, AND THERE CORPORATIONS. I sure hope you have gained some wisdom from this lectura, and by all means look every bit of it up! You will be surprised by what you find here in Internet. You will never learned in CORPORATION SCHOOLS. In conclusion: There is no country called AMERICA; there is a private corporation called the United States of America.

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate 3 года назад +5

      @@salvadorvizcarra769 BRUHHHH

    • @shanemcgrath2809
      @shanemcgrath2809 3 года назад +3

      @@salvadorvizcarra769 holy shit this took me 10 minutes to read

    • @salvadorvizcarra769
      @salvadorvizcarra769 3 года назад +1

      @@shanemcgrath2809 Yes, I understand. Your generation is no longer able to read more than 140 characters.

    • @salvadorvizcarra769
      @salvadorvizcarra769 3 года назад +2

      @SilentGreninja You must understand that this is not Twitter. You are using the RUclips comment box. Now, you have three options: First, DO NOT read. Second, DO NOT read. And Third, DO NOT read.

  • @dicruz8536
    @dicruz8536 3 года назад +21

    As an Australian, I am floored. I knew those answers and so many Americans didn't have a clue, even about who it was they won independence from and what year!! So glad there were some who redeemed the rest, sort of.

  • @MrToad-actual
    @MrToad-actual 7 лет назад +297

    Independence from China lol

    • @xilusRipper
      @xilusRipper 6 лет назад +3

      Once all that debt is paid off.

    • @majstealth
      @majstealth 6 лет назад

      well, who´s fault is that huh? is it the child´s or the teachers? i ´m no american citizien, i did not know the year, i did know what happened, and i remember tea was involved^^ but i definitely see similarities over here in europe

    • @drcurv
      @drcurv 6 лет назад +1

      China? Naah, surely not! Mark must have got it all wrong - you lot got your independence from the Martians, didn't you?

    • @farenhite4329
      @farenhite4329 6 лет назад

      The drinks are supposed to enter the throat, not exit the nostrils.

    • @layna8924
      @layna8924 6 лет назад

      AND, HE DIDN'T FLINCH AN INCH...MUST BE ALL THE COLAS, DORITOS & RE-RUNS OF THE SIMPSONS...;)

  • @jimprior5700
    @jimprior5700 3 месяца назад +1

    The last lady was encouraging, good for her. God Bless America

  • @Jimpassarotri
    @Jimpassarotri 6 лет назад +202

    Jesse Ventura is my favorite founding father.

    • @JT3KBV4
      @JT3KBV4 6 лет назад +4

      I think you mean Jeremiah

    • @MadMax-ii8gq
      @MadMax-ii8gq 6 лет назад +3

      Nah bruh, John Wilkes Booth was clearly the best founding father.

    • @mrsuperpatg
      @mrsuperpatg 6 лет назад +1

      The body

    • @pansyflower9697
      @pansyflower9697 5 лет назад

      Signed the declaration of independence right next to the Rock.

    • @loobly
      @loobly 5 лет назад +1

      Nah man, Karl Marx is the best one

  • @octaviangias4218
    @octaviangias4218 4 года назад +132

    why are these people allowed to vote. maybe we need to do Citizenship test every 5-10 year. cause Dam!!

    • @davidarruda8400
      @davidarruda8400 4 года назад +2

      Freedom of speech goes both ways. A celebrity can say the n word and these idiots can vote

    • @aneubeck4053
      @aneubeck4053 3 года назад +2

      @@davidarruda8400 a celebrity cannot say the n word. They would be blacklisted and no longer continue to be a celebrity.

    • @tyle6591
      @tyle6591 3 года назад

      i agree

    • @masonhaggerty186
      @masonhaggerty186 3 года назад +1

      @@aneubeck4053 black people say it every day. But that's ok lol

  • @jaco7675
    @jaco7675 6 лет назад +68

    What value is a High School Diploma if it represents this degree of ignorance?

    • @I_keel_you
      @I_keel_you 6 лет назад +3

      No value whatsoever. Get this! In my case, the only time I've ever needed to show my High School diplomat and credentials in my life, is when I applied to work for the schools in my town as a maintenance man, which has absolutely nothing to do with education. We weren't even allowed to have any contact with the students. How the hell does that make any sense?

    • @JayaMadhavadas
      @JayaMadhavadas 6 лет назад +1

      High School diploma----turns OUT these People NOW

    • @sarasmith5110
      @sarasmith5110 6 лет назад +2

      Ask them about gender studies and they will all become geniuses.

    • @alirenfro2526
      @alirenfro2526 6 лет назад +2

      Jaco ~ 3/4 of students in California public schools are not competent in reading-comprehension-and math for their grade level! But the Unions have control!

    • @tabbyreed8925
      @tabbyreed8925 6 лет назад

      It depends on what school you go to and if you care enough to learn. I went to inner city schools and I learned nothing. I wouldn't even know how to read if it wasn't for Reading rainbow and other PBS shows. Everything I know I learned from TV or books I read on my own, I learned nothing in school.

  • @dannycain3930
    @dannycain3930 Год назад +2

    That last one brought a tear to my eye.

  • @jordanparson2089
    @jordanparson2089 6 лет назад +43

    Videos like this make me sad.

  • @robribant6716
    @robribant6716 4 года назад +81

    Who were our founding fathers? Uh, Jesus Christ and Mel Gibson?

  • @LEGITBEAU
    @LEGITBEAU 4 года назад +128

    4:20 the subtle zoomed in shot

  • @Kramer63
    @Kramer63 Год назад +4

    The last two was totally worth it I loved it thank you Mark for your great work that you always put out

  • @neckabuser
    @neckabuser 5 лет назад +64

    I lost it when he said "independance from China" :D

    • @nellyfarnsworth7381
      @nellyfarnsworth7381 4 года назад +7

      But our independence from China is TODAY. President TRUMP is our George Washington.
      China independence day
      07-04-2020

    • @deebreed1570
      @deebreed1570 4 года назад +1

      @@nellyfarnsworth7381 KUNGFU Virus

  • @jakeeaves218
    @jakeeaves218 3 года назад +24

    "Thanks for demonstrating that" gets me every time

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch 7 лет назад +47

    I love the way they say "I dunno !!!" It really sounds more like "I don't give a shit.."

  • @faithwalkr23
    @faithwalkr23 Год назад +3

    I'm over 50 yrs old and know these questions. This is truly sad and embarrassing. Truly concerning. The few at the end should give us hope!!!

    • @SeptemberAdam
      @SeptemberAdam 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah whatever showoff. But do u have the US Declaration of Independence memorized, word for word, sentence by sentence, paragraph by paragraph???
      If not, then you fail to impress me.

  • @crazysteve9390
    @crazysteve9390 5 лет назад +54

    Revisiting this on Independence Day 2019 🇺🇸

  • @TheLenaweeTrekker
    @TheLenaweeTrekker 6 лет назад +76

    That blonde girl at the end ROCKS!

    • @GoHomeKamala
      @GoHomeKamala 6 лет назад +1

      The Lenawee Trekker it would take about 20 of her to replace a light bulb. Being hot and stupid makes her luke warm. But she didn't appear to be liberal.

    • @layna8924
      @layna8924 6 лет назад

      SHOUT OUT TO 'MICHIGAN'!...FROM VANCOUVER, CANADA...BET MANY AMERICANS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT OR WHERE 'LENAWEE' IS...;)AT LEAST THE ONE I AM FAMILIAR WITH...;)

  • @felixtorres1895
    @felixtorres1895 6 лет назад +129

    Just think, California has the most electoral votes, that means that the largest number of ignorant people get to decide. Very very important things.

    • @ninakachina7137
      @ninakachina7137 6 лет назад +3

      I think that's the point. But these people in California think the problem is that they are just so much more "woke" and ahead if the curve when it comes to social economic issues

    • @FrostByteFilms
      @FrostByteFilms 6 лет назад

      Felix Torres yeah but their votes don’t count as much

    • @FrostByteFilms
      @FrostByteFilms 6 лет назад +1

      Felix Torres Texas has the lowest IQ not California

    • @richardshanor1000
      @richardshanor1000 6 лет назад +4

      Felix Torres that's why we need another earthquake. Soon.

    • @edreedson
      @edreedson 6 лет назад +5

      Thank God electoral college

  • @monkeywentbananas
    @monkeywentbananas Год назад +2

    Always look forward to your 4th of July man on the street questions! Happy 4th of July!

  • @erictaylor8185
    @erictaylor8185 6 лет назад +86

    Idiocracy is real

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 6 лет назад +3

      Eric Taylor
      Camacho for President, 2020!

    • @dwnkaomwn3953
      @dwnkaomwn3953 6 лет назад +1

      Eric Taylor Yeah, I saw the movie. It painted a clear picture of where this country is going years from now.

    • @JamesSmith-jx1sh
      @JamesSmith-jx1sh 6 лет назад +1

      Eric Taylor that's where this country is headed. Hopefully ill be dead by then.

    • @yagotwrektm8244
      @yagotwrektm8244 6 лет назад

      Brawndo it's got what plants crave.

  • @dylancole3141
    @dylancole3141 8 лет назад +239

    You know what's worse? Americans believeing the USA is 2,016 years old because it's 2016 .-.

    • @reptilian8265
      @reptilian8265 8 лет назад +1

      Not true.

    • @dylancole3141
      @dylancole3141 8 лет назад

      There's something worse than that!? My god...

    • @reptilian8265
      @reptilian8265 8 лет назад +2

      I did not say anything to do with that. Not all Americans are stupid like you think they are.

    • @dylancole3141
      @dylancole3141 8 лет назад +11

      Of course not, otherwise this country wouldn't have lasted 240 years. However, there are actually Americans who think that or are baited into thinking that and it is just appalling.

    • @reptilian8265
      @reptilian8265 8 лет назад +2

      You're right on that. It's sad to see how some Americans don't know why they celebrate Independence day. I'm just 13 and I know why we celebrate 4th of July!

  • @DaedalFactotem
    @DaedalFactotem 6 лет назад +21

    The guy in the "Beer" t-shirt knew it all- Never judge a book by it's cover-