ASMR Voice: Did you miss me? [M4F] [Back from business trip]
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024
- Cuz I missed you. =]
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"Did you check the back door?"
"AAHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"
I kinda blushed when that happened I don't know why??
Lmao
Best comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yes! 🤣🤣🤣
I got so scared
"Did you check the back door"
Me: screams
Seth House
Same
Seth House ME
Seth House lol same :')
Seth House Ikr I heard that and nearly fell off of my bed
Madalyn Shiplett SAME
"Did you check the back door?"
Me: * loud unladylike squeak *
Elisabeth Hawke SAME I WAS SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT
Elisabeth Hawke Same, fam.
Elisabeth Hawke DEJEIWIE SAME
Same
Elisabeth Hawke honestly me😂
...... I jumped when the audio changed like..... I threw my phone
TheeDay Dreamer I JUMPED AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF BED
TheeDay Dreamer Same. Luckily my phone has a strong case.
Omg same
SAME
My heart sank to my stomach, I got so scared
C: "Did you check the backdoor?"
Me: *fLINCHES AND SWINGS AT THE AIR* YOU PLAY TOO MUCH
Niquia Hines good lord that made me laugh so hard
Niquia Hines
is it bad that i mELTED
This comment is way too funny 😂
Niquia Hines same tho! 😂😂
same tbfh
I wish he did a paramedic one like the girlfriend is hurt or somthing and dispatch tells him the address and as soon he heard the. Address he goes to panic mode and stuff.
Vinyl-animation oh my god yes!
Yes!, some one agrees with me ! I wish he could but I don't know how. It would better if its was a 2 part series or somthing cause I haven't seen him do somthing like this.
YESSSS
What's iron man doing here? XD
its Bucky, and yes, tony DID make me the account and thats why he's the picture....arrogant little fucker
I almost fell trying to get my headphones quickly. What my life has come to.
same
Beebo's a Killjoy same I almost died when I saw he uploaded
I believe your life has come to a Cardlin
Yvonne L ME
We do the most crazy things for a man we never met, and we love it
Hello i need a boyfriend
update 2 later and im still single....
ANYWAY EVERYONE STREAM DYNAMITE
um so Update..... Who wants me 🥰?
Same
Ru mkl Rt
Me too
We all do. You're not alone.
Hello, same
*listens to all the suggestions to check*
*rumble* "Did you check the back door?"
Me: OH MY GOD CARDLIN DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
Same oh my god 😂
Hi mom i scroll through comments when I listen to these. I end up finding your comments here and there so if you're getting these I hope they cheer you up at least a little bit. Love you Madam~ ❤
That was so me
😂😂😂😂
It gave me a mini heart attack! My heart is still pounding 😂
legends supporting legends!! we stan
Cardlin: there's one perk to me being gone so long
Me: yeah I get the bed all to myself
Cardlin: More bed to yourself??!!
*looks around for cameras*
Keyana Bilyeu 😂😂😂😂
I literally said "you started it" and he goes like I KNOW LIKE BITCH HOW DID YOU KNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD AND INTO MY VAGINA WHAT THE FUCK
Keyana Bilyeu 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
FRICKING SAME
Lol!! Relatable!! Every time!! 😝😝😝
'Did you check the back door' my heart omg
I had the same reaction.
SAME DUDE
I scroll through the comments while listening so I spoiled the surprise of him being home (and I was wishing I hadn’t Bc I ruined the surprise) but omg I literally jumped when he said that Bc I did not know that was gonna happen like that 🥰😂 I still got the experience of the shock and cuteness so everything was perfect ☺️
did you miss me?
*war flashbacks to Sherlock*
Meggie SAMEEEEE
Meggie MEEE
I LOVE MORIARTY HELP! MY FIRST THOUGHT, IF IT WASN'T MIDNIGHT I WOULD'VE SCREAMED!
Meggie I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIVE STAYIN' ALIVE
Cardlin:*grunts* "up we go"
Me: "This is my favorite partttt~" *squeals*
C: "Did you check the back door?"
Me: "Aaa!" *turns around and punches whoever just said that in the face*"...oh sorry...uhh...hi?" ^_^'
M Riz MEEE 😂😂
M Riz lol
Me lol
lmfAO ‘welcome home baby??’
M Riz 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Did you check the back door" the shivers that went down my spine omg Cardlin please not like this!! 😫😫😤😤😂😂😂
SupitsVV me to omg I love that part
I jumped lol
SAMEE
"Did you check the back door?"
*makes pterodactyl noises out of shock*
"Fuck me."
*pterodactyl noises intensifies*
😭😭😭
What 🧍♀️
"Did you check the back door" I stg when I tell you I almost had a damn heart attack because my dad came in my room at the same time...I just can't rn
HOW *DEEP* CAN THIS LOVE GO?
LORRRRRD
Ms. Right *cringes because of dirty thoughts*
My dirty mind can’t cope with this shit-
**dies of dirty thoughts**
"how truely deep this love can go" uuuuummmmmmm diry thoughts x1000000
DΞΔN me
I better have my side of the bed then.
😂
OMG THIS HAS ME DEAD
The dirty thoughts' power level...
*ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND-*
"baby don't joke like that"
*Dies*
Me: *moves a tiny bit*
*headphones fly out*
AHHH WTF CALL THE POLICE
jung hopeseok ARMYYYYY
ARMYYYYY
your pp is gold
*BARS*
@@bleuweb lmao *sginny Benis*
SAAAAAMMMEEE
Cardlin: "Did you check the back door?"
Me: *screeches*
Imma be honest I thought this was a reference to Gravity Falls
Bill: *Did ya miss me?*
*Admit it you missed me~*
BILL!!
“you like it babydoll?”
I THINK ITS JUST ME BUT THAT HIT DIFFERENT-
what is this? why am i watching this? why do i like it? i have a boyfriend and he doesnt whisper this kind of stuff to me. if he whispers to me he gets up close to my ear and says "lets go to taco bell and get cwunch waps" or "lets go get high and watch rick and morty"
full house cast man I don’t know what you talkin bout, I would have loved that
No joke my boyfriend does the same, Tacos and weed!!!
Wdym that sounds great! 😂
full house cast
Your relationship sounds successful and absolutely wonderful. 😂
I'd love that tbh
"Did you check the back door!"
Only I almost screamed lol
Me who did actual scream and 6am 🌚✌️
5:09 END MY EXISTENCE!
Glad to have you back though Cardlin! ☺️👍🏻
Miss Myers sameeee
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TIME REFERENCING TO SO I LEGIT GASPED
Aunesty Jones I THINK WE ALL GASPED AT THAT MOMENT. 😱
Miss Myers/ Anywhere, anytime, pal!
Miss Myers Ahhh *throws table* That was so sexy.
0:40........CARDLIN. I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS
Doot Howell ICONIC I HEARD IT TOO
Doot Howell what da- I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
Doot Howell I thought it was a cat?????
...WAT
It was a cat😂😂😂
As soon as he said “Did you check the back door?”
It felt so real I cried.
Even though i knew it was coming it deadass scared me when his voiced changed!
Andrea !! Same nearly fell off of my bed
I read the comments first so it kinda didnt scare me
Yooo me tooo
5:09 when and where?
brianna lol same
Same here.
AAAAAAAAAA
Now in mcdonalds ;)
oop-
"Mmm, babe don't joke like that!"
I'm not
When he said Did you check the back door, I nearly spit out my food I was eating! In front of my brother...
legendary scenario
Smollerelli My brother didn't look thankfully. I just composed myself and kept eating, while trying to not hyperventilate
Same
Omg I've done that too lmao 🤣😅😂
*cardlin pops up, literally jumps and almosts falls off the bed and screams on the inside*
Oh god. Loneliness hits lol
Pharaohs Whispers haha.. Same
Did you miss me ?
Stop the nonesense questions , of course i missed you !😒
No Way 10 well danm 😂😂
one chance it's the truth though 😂
No Way 10 not going to Lie it really is though 😂
This is so me..
0:40 CARDLIN YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!!!!
Cardlin: SURPRISE I've been home this whole time
Me: DANMIT I can't sleep on your side of the bed
IT TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO HEAR IT HOW I DIDNT HEAR IT AT FIRST IS SURPRISING!!! Also yes it sucks we don’t have the whole bed anymore T^T
C:”did you check the back door?”
Me:”STAP I COULD OF DROP MY COROISSANT!”
FELT
I'm in love with the way he says baby
Every time you say baaaaabyyyy I actually die a little bit inside
0:40 *I HEARD A MOAN!!! CARDLIN GETTING FREAKY IN THEIR YALL!!!!!!!*
Roseabell Hellsing I thought it sounded like a cat or something 😂😂
😂😂 HOLY SHIT I JUST HEARD IT. SUCH QUALITY ASMR LOL
Roseabell Hellsing..... that's a cat...
Omg Hahahahahaha😂😂
Cat or- *Porn* *I KnOw WhAt PoRn SoUnDs LiKe*
WHY DID THE SCARE ACTUALLY SCARE ME?! The heck cardlin?! But this is way too cute. It made me smile so so much
Cardlin: Did you miss me?
Me: Of course I did, you fluffy kawaii cinnamon bun!
Extreme Otaku yes
U mean sinnamonbun😏😏😏
Xx*That _One_Person*xX ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Also "did you miss me" just reminds me of moriarty!
Saaaame!!
YESSSS
Yasssssssss!
WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LIKE YOU. I love all your vids. *Where would I find guys like this*
TwentyFallingDiscoBoys ThisIsMe LIKE HONESTLY!!!!
CARDLIN IS A RARE FORM OF MEN!! YOU CANNOT FIND HIM ANYMORE
The internet 😂
“Did u check the back door?”
Me: *screams then gets really exited for some reason😂🤷♂️*
Cardlin is seriously the ideal boyfriend 😭
Girl you stuck at boyfriend, he is a husband material.
"Is there some guy you call up when i'm not around"
some sort of dry-heave wheeze noise exorcised itself from my body
I literally just choked on my food what he said did you check the back door I fell too 😂😂😂
Beebo's a Killjoy *happy screeching*
*Unintelligible screaming*
TheSilented please stop
Katy Pharrel *screams louder and higher than thesilented*
*screams as well*
*Unholy screeching*
Chris W *demonic screeching*
4:00 I was just like OH SHIT *falls from bed*
at 3:58 i literally jumped cardlin What The Fuck i got a heart attack goddammit
edit: omg 38 likes that never happened, i'm famous now lmao (yeah keep dreaming marty)
marty Lol same nearly died
I JUMPED SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
"Don't you cross it, don't you cross it, the imaginary line..."
Is he proposing?!?
Oh no
But still
Marry this man, listener. MARRY him.
We are in da future 😁
YES EVEN THO I. 10
"DID YOU CHECK THE BACK DOOR?"
RIGHT WHEN THAT HAPPENED MY MOM CAME IN AND TAPPED MY SHOULDER OH MY GOD MY HEART STOPPED FOR A FULL SECOND
"Did you miss me?" Omg I just-- my heart. It's so wholesome to me
BAAABYYYY
EDIT: WHEN YOU SAID BABYDOLL, I DIED
10 seconds in and I hear the "Baaaaaby" GOSH DARNIT , MY HEART !
kawaii potato *continues your comment* GREW THREE TIMES THAT DAY!
HOW DARE THEY TAKE MY CARDIBEAR I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!
Also the bed space thing was so relatable af
I LOVE THE NAME- 😍
I GUESS I GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS IN THE SHOWER KDKSHSK
banana boy those are goals you do you
Wtf lmaooo
Cardlin: I do not roll around in my sleep! That's totally you!
Me: Oh ya, your right..
Great video as always Cardlin! ^ ^
UsernameNotFound that was relatable...
Love your profile pic (I'm weeb trash😭)
Hey Kacchan
@@izukumidoriya8332 Hey Deku
Nice profile
When he said"Did you check the back door?" I woulda kicked him in the nuts if I didn't know it was him.
"Is there some guy u call when I'm out of town? Several?!"
Me: *sarcastically laughs in 7 brothers*
*smiles while whatching(idk why!)*
"And that smile you make when I get cheesy like this"
Me: 0-0 WHA-
"Let's see how deeply this love can go"
Me: 0-0 BOI IF YOU DONT-
I’ve listened to this a bajillion times over but that “Did you check the back door?” Still scares the heck outta me
3:58 i know its was supposed to be cute but I freaking jumped 😂
It was a terrifying type of cute-
"how *_dEEP_* this love can go" :'^)))) kill me plox
:'D
no matter how many times i listen to this the audio change gives me heart palpitations
“And all the things I can do to you”
My mind: UNPURE THOUGHTS DETECTED
Very unpure thoughts 😨
This would be my most favorite work of yours, kuya cards. :)
u a filipino?
he has come to reclaim his bed from the other suitors that try to invade... -shooketh he try to steal my bed?!? what other suitors?!?!-
Cardlin: Did you check the back door?
Me: *Unholy pterodactyl screech*
i screamed when he appeared from the back door im-
Those "baby"s 😍
There’s something about the way Cardlin makes it totally believable. Like “I’m totally not here. I’m totally back where the project is. I’m totally not sneaking up behind you to murmur in your ear about checking the back door.”
I think I'm actually in love with you.
Your profile pic made me cackle paired with you said
"Did you miss me?" Do you have any idea how appropriate this video is after the hiatus that you took? XD Good to have you back, bruh!
There's a certain donkey dying sound I release when I see you've made a video 😂
Angsty Redpanda Same
the legends never dies
Me: * is watching Jiggy *
Cardi: * uploads video and it pops up in my recommendations*
Me: *stares at it for 30 minutes * wait is this new? *realizes it is and screams and breaks my phone trying to click on the video *
AND EXCUSE ME I DO NOT STEAL HALF OF THE BED WHEN I WAKE UP YOUR LIMBS ARE ON MY BODY D:
when he said did u miss me WHAT THE FUCK, OF COURSE, I DID I WOULD HAVE TO BE INSANE NOT TOOOOO and I'm like single as fuck so yayayaya more foe mee
Thank God I was wearing headphones😍 that was a whole new experience especially at the part where he said "Did you check the back door?" 😭😍
Cardlin: Is there some guy you call up when I'm not around?
Me: Cardlin I'm ugly as fuck no there isn't
4:00 I LITERALLY LOST MY SHIT
“Baby~! “
GOD THE WAY I BLUSHED!😩✋🏽😭
"Fuck me.."
Me: *screeches like a dinosaur.*
I missed you so much✨
"Did you check the back door?"
AUUUGHHH IT GETS ME EVERYTIME
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEARLY HAD ME CRYING WITH THAT “Did you check the back door?” CHANGE IN AUDIO? I covered my face like “Dammit Cardlin you got me”.
Cardlin: *Says something cheesy.
Me: *Smiles*
Cardlin: and when you smile when I get cheesy like this.
Bruh this manz spying on me
The voice change actually startled me!
lol I thought "Did you miss me?" was a question directed to the fans and not a title at first 😂
I was like "of course we missed you and your cute head~ what kind of question is that??!! :D"
Oh my, the pouty voice is so amazing!!I'm learning a lot about myself with these videos.
"did you check the back door"
*Soul has left the chat*
Him: "did you check the back door?"
Me: 🎵"quit playing games with my heart"🎵
RUclips notif: CardlinAudio posted...
Me: *drops everything while squealing*
Thanks Cardlin! This definitely made my day.
P.S. the whisper from behind was unexpected 😂😂😂 got a little scared there for a sec but you know we love you
I always feel so warm when I listen to these as they are so loving as I literally have no one apart from my family.
omg!!!! I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH!!! > ♡ < and YES we all miss you cardybear~ ♡ Can't wait for more audios! Welcome back. ^^
oh yeah,almost forgot. Good job on startle us... - 3 - lols.
OMG there has to be a part 2
No one understands how happy cardlin makes me
when he wAS POUTING AND WHINING I ACTUALLY ALMOST STARTED TO CRY AAAAAA