You must be the type of lad who's never actually been caught eating watermelon when dressed up (because you really feel like eating it that day) and not necessarily in the mood of messing up your $1500 Vuitton shirt... one day, one day...
I like your videos but I just wish you would stop repeating yourself! Like for example, You already showed us that the watermelon would be on our face at the beginning of the video before you showed us how to cut it the correct way. Why do u have to show us that it will be all over our face again afterwards?? We saw it already at the beginning!!
actually I have been cutting the water melon like that since forever now. you don't really cut it separately like that, cut a slice from the water melon, cut 4 "corner" off, the slice will look like a square now. Now cut it into 4 separate pieces, and now you have 4 pieces that look exactly like the one in the video
Well even if you don't "have time for dat" you still have to cut the water melon just like normal which is pretty time consuming, you just have to add one more step to make it a lot easier to eat, unless you are too fat an lazy to do it yourself
Thanks very much I like watching you, as you make me smile your so funny, (in a nice way😉) Also please could you let people know when they try the Water Melon thing tell them to cut a little of the peel off the bottom so it doesn't roll about while your slicing ok x
What ive noticed is that everyone in the comments say "Your english is terrible learn to speak english"... but the majority of those people can't speak a second language so give him credit for being able to speak english
This guy just cracks me up every time, he has that kiddish Innocence in him, which also makes it fun to understand what he is showing. Thumbs up buddy... Great channel.
I dont get why he always puts his glasses on even tho some expiriments dont even have any dangerous to do like cutting a melon its better to put gloves on with cutting melon
You are one of those people in the world that criticizes, but can't give any ideas to the world! Make something better before having an attitude! We are all humans and we are here to help each other with creativity! I find it very useful especially folding shirt's! The water melon is also cool.. instead of cutting as we always do, we just do that way, once is much better. IMPROVING IS NEVER USELESS
You make me wonder why no one has ever thought of this before and why we gotta learn it from a RUclips video. You're a genius. I love watching you're videos because they are awesome! I will be trying a lot of them out like the watermelon! Love your accent too. It's awesome!
Russians always say "You know what I mean?" a lot. I find it funny. I know its hard for them to speak a second language, I'm just pointing out a funny thing
don't listen to this guy, I've got a better way of cutting up a watermelon 1 cut it in half and cut it again then get a knife and start cutting it in strips from the top right down to the bottom, picking the strips up with you fingers, without messing up your face.
free range eggs are usually brown. battery eggs are white. now check this out: battery eggs with additives can be brown too. and the yolk can be all the collors you want. i once fed my free range chicken with a supplement feed that had an enhanced yolk formula in it (unintentionally) and i noticed that the yolk came out unnaturally orange. i checked the feed description afterwards and found out there is a carotene added for extra orange yolk production. yes. that much the world sucks today:)
***** what you say is partially true. but regarding my experience (i am keeping chicken since i was a kid) i would say every hen lays a different color. at the moment my five hens are high production "designed" hybrids (basically you can speak of them as of identical clones). this breed is sold at a big chicken farm. now the interesting part: because they live basically free range in my backyard, their eggs come with shells of all colors. i even noticed that the eggs from the same chicken change color depending on the diet and other factors. Now if you have chicken in a battery system, you feed all of them the same food then the eggs will be pretty much of the same shade. that is a sickly white shell, if you know what i mean:)
I've always rolled my shirts and pants for travel, he didn't mention it also keeps them relatively wrinkle free. But that little hack at the end to tuck the shirt into itself is BOMB. The rest of these ha ks I can live without, crazy dude.
Why are we doing them wrong? If we're comfortable doing it that way and it works for us, then its the right way. But I look forward to seeing what else you steal off Buzzfeed.
Well actually if you did do your research this youtube channel isnt the original youtube channel. The original youtube channel for these videos is crazyrussianhacker. And dont you say this copies buzzfeed. His videos did in fact come out before buzzfeeds videos and buzzfeed steals a lot of other content. Buzzfeed steals stuff from vsauce, Veritasium, I fucking love science, Life hacks itself and many others. Like shit. And buzzfeed is made up of a whole bunch of liberal hipsters. Their youtube channel is very biased and only favors their opinions. And even then when they do come out with a video its a bullshit video all about themselves. They dont have original content at all.
You are one of the nicest people in the world! The people like you who are willing to share is the coolest people. You have a kind and humble heart. God bless you.
These are all good ideas but just because we do it differently does not mean we are doing it wrong. Oh does the person that actually own these videos know your using them?
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I just love him.
The way he was cutting that watermelon, gave me a heart attack. I was expecting him to chop off his fingers with every cut.
Same here!
He reminds me of Gru
Only public nonsense
Because publishing a watermelon
Right
Aaron Wyatt my aunt is not right shes Elena Rosas
Arlette R ok no soy tu tia
A REAL MAN RIPS HIS SHIRT OFF
A real man doesn't wear a shirt.
a real man doesnt own shirts
a real man blows up his neighbors shirts.
REAL MAN LIKE FLOWERS! XD
wears a shirt?!
his english is cute xD
Seamich :D
after i saw the taking off the shirt fastly, i immediately did it. anyone elts do that? lol
Hell yea...it's ninja style!
mee too lol
Me
I would've but I don't have a shirt on right now LOL
"I don't have any fries, but, this is a little demonstration."
You are awesome.
watermelon is not watermelon if it didn't cover up your face :-)
You must be the type of lad who's never actually been caught eating watermelon when dressed up (because you really feel like eating it that day) and not necessarily in the mood of messing up your $1500 Vuitton shirt... one day, one day...
Pendenque John hahahahahahahahaha I'm a guy so I don't give a shit about a stupid t-shirt watermelon time is for watermelon only
That's what she said...
Watermelon isn't watermelon if it's peach.
Lol
Anyone else crack up while watching him intentionally put the watermelon on his face to demonstrate? Lowkey hilarious.
I love his expression of disapproval too.
Everyone is so mean he is actually so awesome
I'll tell you one thing I've been doing wrong. Subscribing to this damn channel!
lol
Your mother has been doing something wrong bringing you to live !
Hahahahahahah
Haha your right
Cannon Williams yup
safety first. for Watermolen
lol
Lol
Because I cut watermelon, roll up shirts, get ketchup, take off my shirt, and crack eggs every day...
No, I don't, because that's definitely what I was saying...
"Boom!"
This guy's great.
Thanks for the many interesting and entertaining vids, CRH.
CheckDare boom
You are a Russian version of Einstein!You are a genius:D
Yeah I'm Russian ;-;
Batikan Kaya joke :P
All of thos guys videos are stolen from crazy russian hackee
ThatOneTroll Lego
He is the Crazy Russian Hacker...
Nogian Deenbroak If you look at the username this isn't crazyRussianhacker
I like your videos but I just wish you would stop repeating yourself! Like for example,
You already showed us that the watermelon would be on our face at the beginning of the video before you showed us how to cut it the correct way. Why do u have to show us that it will be all over our face again afterwards?? We saw it already at the beginning!!
I'll look stupid doing that ketchup trick at a fast food restaurant!
Dude, it was a joke. Calm down.
I do. But it was a joke so don't worry.
I was doing right the whole time
Lol xD
you will look stupid at a fast food restaurant
when he is speeding up video his accent becomes British :D
Lmao
He's wearing safety glasses while eating watermelon
wtf
sayftee is numba 1 priakbtlahskd
safte iz a blyat
safety is number 1 priority
Aaa
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I saw the shell, you were trying to hide it...
There wasn't any shells.
You know it was just light
dumbass
Why do you do the same "experiments/things" all the time? Is kind of boring to watch the same "video clip".
Because their compilations.
I agree
I don't think I could get enough of him taking his shirt off though :P
Ar an Scáth Productions ewwww.. lol
Ar an Scáth Productions
Your a guy. Why would you say that
always say boom !
I know right? It made me laugh
Is it just me or does he remind anyone else of Gru off of despicable me?...
Reminds me of him to. I was trying to think of who.
Same lol
I think that's because he's russian
just putting it out there, I don't mean to be disrespectful to anyone his voice just reminds me of Gru.
Lol I love you eating your finger because you didn't have any French fries! Such dedication!
Causally watching this then my mum comes in to see me watching a guy eating a watermelon, she is probably scared of me!!
Okay now Im positive you steal all your ideas from Buzzfeed.
Its crazyrussianhacker FACEPALM
common sense is something you can steal?
Um have you ever even seen Buzzfeed
Tobuscus Derpinson DID I NOT JUST SAY BUZZFEED. omg
Tobuscus Derpinson
Dafuq are you saying..
His accent is so cute and funny. These videos are great now my favorite it helped a lot! Thanks dude!❤
2:00 ain't nobody got time for dat!
True
actually I have been cutting the water melon like that since forever now. you don't really cut it separately like that, cut a slice from the water melon, cut 4 "corner" off, the slice will look like a square now. Now cut it into 4 separate pieces, and now you have 4 pieces that look exactly like the one in the video
mobai123 ain't nobody got time for dat!
Well even if you don't "have time for dat" you still have to cut the water melon just like normal which is pretty time consuming, you just have to add one more step to make it a lot easier to eat, unless you are too fat an lazy to do it yourself
mobai123
aint nobody got time for dat! i just eat the whole thing
i still saw a little piece of shell in there lol
Same
Me2 lol
same
😂😂😂ikr lmfao
boom boom i like that :o
Thanks very much I like watching you, as you make me smile your so funny, (in a nice way😉)
Also please could you let people know when they try the Water Melon thing tell them to cut a little of the peel off the bottom so it doesn't roll about while your slicing ok x
8:22 how many of tried that?
I think everybody did :)
yes, watermelon juice on face is the primary problem facing the modern russian
I have a feeling that he's trying to teas us by showing how he's enjoying the water-melon.Lol
I know right
That watermelon looked really good. I would keep demonstrating till I finished it.
:3
And how do you take off this short, usually 7:26
God he likes taking his shirt off
the watermelon part of the video im guessing that he loved that part
same hahaha
what if I tell you that you have been speeking English rong
And how many languages do you speak?
I speak 4
Is that a pun?
Rapid Bunni lol
Love his accent it's so entertaining !
i used the military way of folding a shirt and i gotta say it's pretty awesome also you have a nice weapon if you get burgled or something to boot
you cant shot enybody that is the polices work okej so dont do that oke : )
tanks
RocketGuy i'm sorry but what does that have to do with anything?
you sed that that you cen shot them no you cant
RocketGuy i was on about whacking them it ... i never said anything about shooting them
I never got taught that wheni wasnin the military, butni wish I had lol
I haven't been eating watermelons everyday, fuck I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
8:06 So that is how Team Rocket does it...
for me its the beutiful part when ur face gets sticky
Uhhhhhhh.....
Peyton Raqueno its that thing a magic happens
This guy is so damn funny
what if we like watermelon touching our faces?
For the keptchup one just use a plastic top of a drink like the ones at mcdonalds
hahahaahaa love it when every time he reveals something hes like boom !
Taras is one of the coolest men on earth!
Dude..about the watermelon, i have a better way..u cut it into 4pieces..i cut into 8 pieces..
I am hungry and can eat 4pieces of watermelon, but I can not finish 8 pieces.
yogibearstie u did not mention the size of the piece of watermelon, so cut the watermelon into and finished it..
why isn't nobody talking about how good looking is this man even shirtless?
I bet you look good even shirtless 😜
I bet you got hot when he finger banged the ketchup
What ive noticed is that everyone in the comments say "Your english is terrible learn to speak english"... but the majority of those people can't speak a second language so give him credit for being able to speak english
This guy just cracks me up every time, he has that kiddish Innocence in him, which also makes it fun to understand what he is showing. Thumbs up buddy... Great channel.
i like your videos very much....
your methods are really amazing and wonderful
Who the fuck eats only ketchup?
Well he said he did not have any fries.
My sister does. She LOVES it
Food food
the folded shirt looks like a burrito
I love this guy
😅😅 that guy is clever and premitiv at the same time. pretty funny!
I dont get why he always puts his glasses on even tho some expiriments dont even have any dangerous to do like cutting a melon its better to put gloves on with cutting melon
All of this is useless.
says one who cannot think differently
how the fuck is this useless? i find it pretty handy
then why did you watch it
But very funny..
You are one of those people in the world that criticizes, but can't give any ideas to the world! Make something better before having an attitude! We are all humans and we are here to help each other with creativity! I find it very useful especially folding shirt's! The water melon is also cool.. instead of cutting as we always do, we just do that way, once is much better. IMPROVING IS NEVER USELESS
King Julian?
Nah, he's like Indian or something. This guy's Russian (:
That's why I added "or something". His accent is like mid Asia area.
You make me wonder why no one has ever thought of this before and why we gotta learn it from a RUclips video. You're a genius. I love watching you're videos because they are awesome! I will be trying a lot of them out like the watermelon! Love your accent too. It's awesome!
Am I the only one who is shocked about that rubish about watermellon!? Can you teach us how to wipe our asses in next video!?
Lol your comment made my day.
LET THE DEMONS TAKE CONTROLL EVEE!
he is not mcgyver...he´s just showing how to eat watermelons and how to break an egg
U stole this episode from the crazy rushan hacker
He is crazy Russian hacker lol
This is his second channel.
He says short instead of shirt lololol
He's russian
turn on subtitles at 10:33 to 10:40
LMAO DUDE
lol
Icesteel 187 lmfao
2:35 he literally shoves his face into the watermelon ON FREAKIN PURPOSE
U can c his big fat nose smushing da watermelon
Russians always say "You know what I mean?" a lot. I find it funny. I know its hard for them to speak a second language, I'm just pointing out a funny thing
don't listen to this guy, I've got a better way of cutting up a watermelon 1 cut it in half and cut it again then
get a knife and start cutting it in strips from the top right down to the bottom, picking the strips up with you fingers, without messing up your face.
Instead of talking, upload a video. :)
lol, I think his grammar is better than yours! XD
WHO MAD, WHO MAD??
Jake Carter I got a WAY better way to cut watermelon. Just cut it in half then grab a spoon. The end.
Chaotic Pickle That is such a good idea omds.
that shirt part was john cena style..
ikr
wtf is wrong with your eggs? they are white!
And ... ?
sorry to disapoint you but eggs are brown
We have White and brown eggs in Germany
free range eggs are usually brown. battery eggs are white. now check this out: battery eggs with additives can be brown too. and the yolk can be all the collors you want. i once fed my free range chicken with a supplement feed that had an enhanced yolk formula in it (unintentionally) and i noticed that the yolk came out unnaturally orange. i checked the feed description afterwards and found out there is a carotene added for extra orange yolk production. yes. that much the world sucks today:)
***** what you say is partially true. but regarding my experience (i am keeping chicken since i was a kid) i would say every hen lays a different color. at the moment my five hens are high production "designed" hybrids (basically you can speak of them as of identical clones). this breed is sold at a big chicken farm. now the interesting part: because they live basically free range in my backyard, their eggs come with shells of all colors. i even noticed that the eggs from the same chicken change color depending on the diet and other factors. Now if you have chicken in a battery system, you feed all of them the same food then the eggs will be pretty much of the same shade. that is a sickly white shell, if you know what i mean:)
how about..... WE JUST CUT SQUARES AND USE A FORK??Wouldn't that be nice?
I've always rolled my shirts and pants for travel, he didn't mention it also keeps them relatively wrinkle free. But that little hack at the end to tuck the shirt into itself is BOMB. The rest of these ha ks I can live without, crazy dude.
Why are we doing them wrong? If we're comfortable doing it that way and it works for us, then its the right way.
But I look forward to seeing what else you steal off Buzzfeed.
Oh hi Larry
BOOM!!
Oooooooooo BURNNNNN SSSSSSSSS OUCH
Well actually if you did do your research this youtube channel isnt the original youtube channel. The original youtube channel for these videos is crazyrussianhacker. And dont you say this copies buzzfeed. His videos did in fact come out before buzzfeeds videos and buzzfeed steals a lot of other content. Buzzfeed steals stuff from vsauce, Veritasium, I fucking love science, Life hacks itself and many others. Like shit. And buzzfeed is made up of a whole bunch of liberal hipsters. Their youtube channel is very biased and only favors their opinions. And even then when they do come out with a video its a bullshit video all about themselves. They dont have original content at all.
***** You make it sound like being a liberal is the main cause of them sucking. It's not. Trust me.
youtube gold right here. great videos. I watched a few and man did I have a good time. don't ever stop making videos man.
I dont understand WHy He wears glasses While eating a watermelon
for safety reason xD ;)
You are one of the nicest people in the world! The people like you who are willing to share is the coolest people. You have a kind and humble heart. God bless you.
Why does he call a shirt in to a short....
Suddenly his glasses are on at 2:13???
i will be taking my shirt off LIKE A BOSS from now on !
the rest of this stuff is irrelevant to me
the watermelon thing is brilliant aha
gonna tell my mother, that her way of opening eggs is wrong, and mine is right. I'm afraid. :s
I could listen to that sexy accent all day!!! I could watch him take off that shirt as well.
9:01 you have been saying wrong WRONG everyday xD :)
2:49 i think he just keeps showing us how because its a really good watermelon
When you bite into a watermelon, does the liquid run down your arm or is it just me?
why is everyone hating? this is soo useful!!! love russians
Or you just cut the water melon into pieces put it on a plate and eat it with a fork
watermelon is a watermelon no need boom sound effects unless u blow it up
The shirt one got me laid
He's making up excuses to eat the watermelon LOL
if u don't have any French fries then y don't u eat your finger
Basically its a video of CRH eating watermelon
2:50 'There is no way to avoid this' Shows us how to avoid it...
3 minutes into the video your still teaching us how to eat a watermelon.
First one~
what if your face is already messed up? ._.
*insert illuminati music here*
Edgy girl
Amanda
Ikr... is this racism? uhh...
These are all good ideas but just because we do it differently does not mean we are doing it wrong. Oh does the person that actually own these videos know your using them?
The egg thing is actually true.
"this is egg, without any little pieces of egg" hahahahaha