I still say Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka was on track to be a Hall of Famer until he got RSI from writing his name over and over again.
@@Geno2733Names are getting more and more ridiculous each year, in general. It's not a bad thing just to name your kid something normal like Damian or Anthony or Chris or something like that.
He had a great Combine, but his off the Field issues are giving Teams pause. He might fall to the 2nd round and be a steal for a Team willing to take a chance on him.
Bruh just make up the name, these are not that great. Cuddy McSliver the carpenter Lance Armstrong the guard Dug Miknewer the gardener Zappy Clapsnappi the mage
Y'all might laugh at Ozamataz Buckshank going to Stanford University but his phD dissertation in "Parallel Computing Paradigms for High-Performance Scientific Simulations" is legendary within tech research
Ibrahim Moizoos was taken too soon. He had so much potential and I know there had to have been some people scouting him. It's a shame he died in that car crash. Rest in Peace, King.
I remember a few years ago seeing a recent Pharm. D. graduate with a big blanket of her doctorate diploma. How? I saw on Twitter (not X) a typical _that degree won't keep you warm at night._ The reply was *_Shiiiiiiiit!!!_* The photo mentioned above is the reply picture.
It was always hilarious how it was always called Cal U instead of CUP. Now it isn't even a thing anymore. Cal, Edinboro, and Clarion merged and became Pennsylvania West University.
I showed this to one of my classes when I was an English teacher here in Vietnam. At first the class was just confused, then they started laughing at the funny accents and hairstyles. Afterwards, a couple of them are like “teacher, those are made up names, right?” I had to explain that only the ones that were done by the 2 hosts were fake. That kid insisted on me calling him Haha for the rest of the year.
Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar had a fantastic season in the nfl this year, he really earned his first round pick a few years ago and has kept performing at an elite level
It's hard to believe that out of all these college athletes, Hingle McCringleberry was the only one that was successful in the pros. I guess A A Ron was supposed to be good but he got hurt on the fourth play in New York. Tough break I guess.
I'll never forget that game Fartrell Cluggins had against Ole Miss. 34 tackles, 18tfl, 9 sacks and 2 interceptions. The real highlight was when he scored on the fake reverse FB dive and invented the whip, nae nae, and the dap. A special moment in Razorback history.
I ran into Grunky Peep years ago at a bar and got to talking. Later that night I reached into my pocket and it was full of circus peanuts. I can't prove it was him put em there, but ya know what Grunky be like.
Dude, it really speaks to how good these guys are as actors. I dont know how they made each player a character with all unique voices who do nothing but say a name and a college and its hilarious. But how they kept coming up with different voices and accents is amazing.
@@GVikewild that this bit is old enough for Clinton Dix to have gone on to the NFL, played for seven seasons and fucking RETIRED as of about a year before I wrote this comment.
@gradeahonky the ones not played by Key or Peele after A-a-ron Balacke are real player names. Also, Barkevious Mingo would have been great for this bit. Or a Bama player named Kool-aid McKinstry
That was all the proof I needed that my mom had indeed watched this video when I sent her the link, and she mentioned that she liked the Canadian shout-out. 😂
Now I'm wondering if Equine Ducklings is a reference to the age old question, Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.
D'Glester Hardunkichud was easily one of the most underrated players of all time and easily the best player to come out of the university of Wisconsin, at least he won a title before he retired
Dude. I had to stop about a minute through cause i am at work and each name was getting more outlandish and ridiculous with each name. I was rolling and couldnt contain my laughter. I will finish later when no one is in the office. . Shower Handle? Realky?
Fudge has no college. Fudge has no allegiance. Fudge is just Fudge.
Fudge ain't got no judge either.
Fudge is my favorite!
Fudge isn’t a player he’s just the mascot for the East
Fudge is his own college
Fudge yeah.
I still say Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka was on track to be a Hall of Famer until he got RSI from writing his name over and over again.
Odd that ladadadadaladadadada Dala-Dadladladladladlada suffered the same fate
I still can’t believe what what happened to Uagonius Thicket-Suede…such tragedy.
The Hawaiian player names are getting longer every season
He only got 250 on his SATs just because he couldn't even finish filling in all the circles for his name before the test was over.
@@Geno2733Names are getting more and more ridiculous each year, in general. It's not a bad thing just to name your kid something normal like Damian or Anthony or Chris or something like that.
Japanese game-makers: "Write that down, write that down!"
Underrated comment☝️
Yeah, these names gonna come in handy whenever Japanese game developers wanna add clowns in their games
Specifically, Hideo Kojima.....
... Oh god. He's working with Jordan Peele. SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE A NAME LIKE THESE IN O.D.
Glenallen Mixon
Bob Dugnutt
The fact that this is only two guys makes this even more impressive
And Dan Smith
An the other 9
They have writers dude. Lol
@@Larry_Hegstalking about the variety in characters displayed by only 2 people doing the acts
@ that’s even dumber! 😂 it’s the same character repeated by 2 people.
Fudge has no university, he just sort of wandered onto the pitch and everyone is too terrified to get in his way
I mean he is a 350 pound RB
everyone loves fudge
I could talk about Fudge all day
he just sort of wandered onto the field*
The pitch is for soccer
dont go near that guy he'll touch you
Torque [construction noise] Lewith, the Nevada State Penitentiary legend, is a first round pick for sure
I saw them play. That defense was almost criminal.
I love his name.
He had a great Combine, but his off the Field issues are giving Teams pause. He might fall to the 2nd round and be a steal for a Team willing to take a chance on him.
He and Dan Smith played pretty well together the next season when Smith joined Nevada State Penitentiary in the transfer portal...
"Dan Smith, B.Y.U." Takes me out every time.
Me toooooooo lololol
Then he comes in spitting bars like Eminem in the rap battle lol
Who the hell names their kid Dan Smith?!?!?!?
what’s funny is the blacks names lmao
Dan Smith, Fudge and Shakiraquan T.G.I.F Carter are killing it as teammates in the league right now
Hingle McCringleberry is the greatest name in the history of anything.
There's a guy on a certain watchlist named Dickey Derryberry.
@@DizzyedUpGirl lmao
The first name I think of when I remember this skit.
@@DizzyedUpGirl Hmmm..
On another note, you a Goo Goo Dolls fan?!?
Nah man Beezer Twelve Washingbeard takes the cake
A.A. Ron Balakay appearing is the biggest crossover in the history of cinema
Mr. Garvey must be so proud of him making it into Morehouse. That teacher really reached them kids.
@varedna for real.
@@varednaConsidering half of the players look like Mr. Garvey, perhaps he was doing more than just 'teaching' in the inner city...😁
Wouldn't a Morehouse guy be on the East Team, though?
Lmao
The faces on the side are under appreciated
I especially like Marmadune Shazbot's
Morse Code's easily the best one
Exato!
Quiznatodd Bidness has that look in his eyes.
Army! …navy surplus store
I laugh my ass off throughout this every time until I see A.A. Ron Rodgers, then I feel old 😭
So I wasn't crazy thinking I saw Aaron Rodgers.
Took me by surprise fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's not about to get any better
A A Ron Balakay
A A Ron Judge
This is one of their simplest bits but it probably took about as long to put together as their most complicated bits.
those hairdos and restyles man
As a Dan Smith, who played with a D'Jasper and L'Carpetron or three, this is spot on.
ok ryan spengler
Lol, Dan Smith, what a fake-sounding name.
@@manical90probably talking about having a normalish name
Who's naming their kid D'Jasper or L'Carpetron? Lmao low iq individuals I'm sure.
Dan Smith from Killer7
The fact that they actually got D’brickashaw Ferguson in here makes it even more of a masterpiece.
The fact that some woman named her son D’Brickashaw is a tragic masterpiece.
As well as Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix and all the other real players with their actual names
@@chingizzhylkybayev8575Aaron rodgers
I was hoping for an appearance from Barkevious Mingo too, but we shouldn't be greedy
@@chingizzhylkybayev8575 Ha Ha's real name is Hashan. But he's always been called Ha Ha so he goes with it.
Love that they got real players in there
Are those real players towards the end!?
You dont know ha ha clinton dix!? He was one of the packers best safetys@@KomodoKebab
@@KomodoKebabthere’s also a player on alabamas roster this year who is a shoe in for this:
Kool-Aid Mckinstry
@@KomodoKebabI know D'brickashaw is real. Kitchen seems too good but maybe he's real?
The real players are the ones not played by key and peele
The hair and makeup department worked overtime on this skit
I am addicted to watching this every day 😅
Splendiferous Finch is my new DnD character name.
As a long time player and DM I approve. LOL
glad Im not the only one using this for D&D character names
Bruh just make up the name, these are not that great.
Cuddy McSliver the carpenter
Lance Armstrong the guard
Dug Miknewer the gardener
Zappy Clapsnappi the mage
Honestly it's a kickass name for a gnome wizard
@@Charles-mv7sv cause of you Karen, my next character’s name is gonna be Fudge.
Keegan-Michael Key has so much range in his voice!
Y'all might laugh at Ozamataz Buckshank going to Stanford University but his phD dissertation in "Parallel Computing Paradigms for High-Performance Scientific Simulations" is legendary within tech research
I must admit I plagarized a bit of his thesis. It's brilliant.
@@Luann29 I was stuck cheating off of Donkey Teeth. Now we both work same gas station.
@@Luann29 I think he had to retract it because it was out by 8 decimal points
@@tironibusmaximus6100 I see you took a look at it too.
Almost every day the name "Hingle McCringleberry" suddenly enters my head.
Started snorting at "Cartoons Plural", broke at "Fudge" and "Equine Ducklings"
Equine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 So basically his name is Horse Ducklings
“Wingdings: Online Classes”
Got me 💀💀
Ibrahim Moizoos was taken too soon. He had so much potential and I know there had to have been some people scouting him. It's a shame he died in that car crash. Rest in Peace, King.
REST IN POWER IBRAHIM MOIZOOS
The inclusion of California University of Pennsylvania (real place; I went to summer camp there) is my favorite part.
"Indiana University Purdue University of Indianapolis" lmao
Are you for real 😂😂😂OMG I thought it was made up
I remember a few years ago seeing a recent Pharm. D. graduate with a big blanket of her doctorate diploma.
How?
I saw on Twitter (not X) a typical _that degree won't keep you warm at night._
The reply was *_Shiiiiiiiit!!!_*
The photo mentioned above is the reply picture.
When the Indiana one came up i was like OKAYYYY!! we gettin Cal AND IUP but,.,just Lil Cal. thats ok too
It was always hilarious how it was always called Cal U instead of CUP.
Now it isn't even a thing anymore. Cal, Edinboro, and Clarion merged and became Pennsylvania West University.
0:40 you know that name had multiple takes
Obviously. He looks like he was trying so hard not to laugh 😂
@@marleecorrell1486 that’s why I commented it
I'd say Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka is much harder and must have taken more takes
3:40
@@RocketBlastro These two are easily my favorites. Until A A Ron Rod-gers of course
When i found out that there's a real nfl player named juju smith shooster, i laughed so hard cause ot made me think of this skit.
You see this kida Noah going to WVU?
Watched the penn state USC game and USCs running back was named daquavius and penn state's was kaytron
A. A. Ron took me out cold.
Wait till you hear about this year's rookie Kool-Aid McKinstry
and i laughed so hard that milk shot out of his nose.
I showed this to one of my classes when I was an English teacher here in Vietnam. At first the class was just confused, then they started laughing at the funny accents and hairstyles. Afterwards, a couple of them are like “teacher, those are made up names, right?” I had to explain that only the ones that were done by the 2 hosts were fake. That kid insisted on me calling him Haha for the rest of the year.
HOW TF DID THE DOLPHINS NOT DRAFTED EEEE EEEEEEEEEE?????????????????
In this same vain, I asked myself if the Eagles drafted Tatittothu' Limit... 🤔😅
He was gone by the time they were on the clock.
They drafted Fartrell Cluggins and Strunk Flugget but traded them for win now players
Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar had a fantastic season in the nfl this year, he really earned his first round pick a few years ago and has kept performing at an elite level
0:40 always kills me
My all-time favorite! 😁
Has always been my favorite!
He's just so happy to be there.
javaris jamar javarison-lamar vs ozamatoz buckshank would shatter reality
Looks like Key himself is about to crack up
One of the best bits from these guys. I like the guy named Harvard University. From, DeVry. 😁
The slightly embarrassed shifting of the eyes as he says Devry 😂😂😂
I heard he has a brother named Yale, attends University of Phoenix
I was kinda expecting him to say he went to Yale.
Love how they randomly throw in real ones
Benedict Cumberbatch
@@urbainleverrier1Ishmaa'ily Kitchen
@@urbainleverrier1that's a fake name
No its not@@cvspvr
It's hard to believe that out of all these college athletes, Hingle McCringleberry was the only one that was successful in the pros. I guess A A Ron was supposed to be good but he got hurt on the fourth play in New York. Tough break I guess.
Ha ha clinton-dix, prince amukamara and a couple others are real nfl players.
@@zazalunacy2685 those sound like complete made up names.
Shame Dan smith quit football but it's good he had an amazing rap career
3:41 I couldn't breathe, I almost died
I cry and lose my breath every time - Adams State gets me!
You cannot stop Logjammer. You can only hope to Debaggageclaim him.
Iconic Oscar winning director of such movies as “Get Out” and “Nope”, the one and only Saggitaruitt Jefferspin
The Director formerly known as Mousecop
Ladennifer Jadaniston is great. So is them having real players with crazy real names mixed in there.
Jennifer Aniston?
Yes
Hahaha That's Jennifer Anniston 😅😅😅
This is now my repository of backup D&D character names
This is becoming more and more accurate every year. Names are fucking ridiculous nowadays.
They've been ridiculous forever.
Who ever heard of a guy called Dan Smith? Those crazy kids.
Never forget Poop Johnson
@@Demiglitchfr what the fuck is an A A Ron Rodgers?
@@Demiglitch😂😂😂😂😂😂
00:39 the goat
He kinda sounds like Obama.
@@jarjarwest7729Yeah 🤣🤣🤣
Love how in the last one they threw in some real players just to prove their point
"East/West Bowl- Complete, Names only" sounds like a fucking speed run.
East-West Bowl-Complete, Names Only University
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix will always be goated 😂😂
I'll never forget that game Fartrell Cluggins had against Ole Miss. 34 tackles, 18tfl, 9 sacks and 2 interceptions. The real highlight was when he scored on the fake reverse FB dive and invented the whip, nae nae, and the dap. A special moment in Razorback history.
3:19 ngl that was a dope transition lmaooo
Glad to see Swordless Mimetown finally getting some minutes. 🏈
3:37 is my fave. University uh Nebraskughh
😂 I just watched it like then times in a row
1:22 Ozamataz Buckshank. My favorite
The way he looks all bewildered as well😂😂
I ran into Grunky Peep years ago at a bar and got to talking. Later that night I reached into my pocket and it was full of circus peanuts. I can't prove it was him put em there, but ya know what Grunky be like.
Dude, it really speaks to how good these guys are as actors. I dont know how they made each player a character with all unique voices who do nothing but say a name and a college and its hilarious. But how they kept coming up with different voices and accents is amazing.
“QUATRO QUATRO” must’ve gone places
Was he possibly three times faster?
He didn’t amount to much in the pros but he opened a pizza joint in Carbondale, Illinois
Nice to see A A Ron made something of himself
The D’brickashaw Ferguson cameo is hilarious
University of Virginia!
All of them. My fave was Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix
@@GVikewild that this bit is old enough for Clinton Dix to have gone on to the NFL, played for seven seasons and fucking RETIRED as of about a year before I wrote this comment.
Holy shit some of these are real?
@gradeahonky the ones not played by Key or Peele after A-a-ron Balacke are real player names.
Also, Barkevious Mingo would have been great for this bit. Or a Bama player named Kool-aid McKinstry
Still one of the greatest skits ever done lol
You had me at Saskatchewan U 😂
That was all the proof I needed that my mom had indeed watched this video when I sent her the link, and she mentioned that she liked the Canadian shout-out. 😂
Hello from saskatchewan
Saskatchewan University sounds so funny
Now I'm wondering if Equine Ducklings is a reference to the age old question, Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.
Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar
Is by far and away the best one. Idc what nobody say! 😂
It is also my favorite.
Love when he says God home school 😂😂😂
That one took me out😂💀
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon looks like a bounty hunter
1:56 flight?!
With General Booty and Kool-Aid McKinstry showing up for real, I’m quite confident Donkey Teeth is actually in Pop Warner right about now.
Don’t forget Storm Duck
I revisit this over the years and a different one makes me chuckle every time. This time it’s Quackadilly Blip for some reason.
As far as a combo of name and look, Triple Parakeet-Shoes is one of the best.
4:34 YOOOO HE MADE IT
YYYYOOOOOOO
finally pronounced their own name correctly 😂😂
I love how all of these were parodys but there you had a few real players with goofy ass nicknames.
Thing is those real players used their actual names... except A A Ron!!!
@@kharilane1340 haha Clinton dix isn't his real name
@josephmaness7515 OK so ONE of them was a nickname. I'm SOO sorry I goofed up. LOL
@jimbeam210 no its not. Google it
@jimbeam210naw, it's a nick-name. His real name is Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix.
Im still laughing at Hingle McCringleberry 😂
They saw Benedict Cumberbatch’s name and said it was weird enough 😭
D'Glester Hardunkichud was easily one of the most underrated players of all time and easily the best player to come out of the university of Wisconsin, at least he won a title before he retired
LogJammer Debaggagecling is my sleep paralysis demon.
As an East Carolina University alum, I can confirm that we’re still telling tales of Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz to this day.
2:05 is my favorite hahahahaha
the delay before penitentiary got me
Lewith 😂
Harvard University DeVry University😂😂 his face omg i can't breath.
I still remeberJ.R. Junior Juniors Sen. Helluva Player in his days!
Nevada State...
*PENITENTIARY!*
And of course the most ridiculous name of all has to go to... Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix! 🤭
0:16 dang that hit
How do they give each player a unique personality? 😂
2:37 Decatholac ManGo!
3:37 Eqqsquizitine Booblay-Schiwnslow
Ha-Ha Clinton Dix killed me😂😂😂😂😂
He‘s probably the reason for this sketch😅
According to Keegan, it was Jordan Peele finding the name “D’Brickashaw Ferguson” while playing Madden
I never get tired of this skit
As a FSU fan, Bismo Funyuns and Cornellius “Tank” Carradine were great players to watch play for the Noles
Fudge played really well in college. Absolute dominance from Fudge.
I feel like L'Carpetron Dookmariot is hella underrated, thats a sunday morning cartoon villain right there.
Tj rj aj backslashingfourth the fifth always cracked me up 😂😂😂
If you don't laugh at Donkey Teeth you have no pulse lol
Squeeeeeeps always has me dead 😂
Davoin Shower-Handel. Immaculate
I made it 2 minutes. I had to stop because people at work were wondering what was wrong with me. I about had a stroke trying to not rofl!
0:22 is a yugioh gx card
What? Send a link
@@zDevil753it's just a joke off jadens hero deck
@@skreignoh lol. I really liked his elemental heroes deck, especially bladedge
3:41 is the reason I remembered this
Hingle McCringleberry is having an amazing season this year! As well as Fudge! You cant forget about Fudge!
I'm glad Coznesster Smiff knew how to pronounce Rutgers correctly
What kind of parents name their kid Dan Smith? Just making up names at that point.😅
Gotta be one of those weird biblical names like Matthew or Jacob. Bunch of nonsense if you ask me.
One or both of his parents may have been fans of the video game Killer 7. One of the title playable characters goes by the name Dan Smith.
3:32 dead as hell 💀
Their pictures in the background is GOLD
1:56 was hilarious
flight reacts LOL
@@Samuel-ut2xy dolphin laugh
Dude. I had to stop about a minute through cause i am at work and each name was getting more outlandish and ridiculous with each name.
I was rolling and couldnt contain my laughter. I will finish later when no one is in the office.
.
Shower Handle? Realky?
D'Isaiah T. Billings-Clyyyyyyyyyyyyde
Two buildings colliiiiiiiide
D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde could’ve been a real dude. I refuse to believe he’s not. The mannerisms were perfect
4:14 For some reason, this and God got stuck in my head badly. They're played so seriously/happily.