I still say Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka was on track to be a Hall of Famer until he got RSI from writing his name over and over again.
@@Geno2733Names are getting more and more ridiculous each year, in general. It's not a bad thing just to name your kid something normal like Damian or Anthony or Chris or something like that.
He had a great Combine, but his off the Field issues are giving Teams pause. He might fall to the 2nd round and be a steal for a Team willing to take a chance on him.
Torque [construction noise] Lewith is one of the greatest players ever. I am so fortunate to live in a time where I could watch him ,EEEEE EEEEEE , Cartoons plural , Hingle Mccringleberry, FUDGE , and Dan Smith battle it out on the gridiron.
Ibrahim Moizoos was taken too soon. He had so much potential and I know there had to have been some people scouting him. It's a shame he died in that car crash. Rest in Peace, King.
It's hard to believe that out of all these college athletes, Hingle McCringleberry was the only one that was successful in the pros. I guess A A Ron was supposed to be good but he got hurt on the fourth play in New York. Tough break I guess.
I remember a few years ago seeing a recent Pharm. D. graduate with a big blanket of her doctorate diploma. How? I saw on Twitter (not X) a typical _that degree won't keep you warm at night._ The reply was *_Shiiiiiiiit!!!_* The photo mentioned above is the reply picture.
Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar had a fantastic season in the nfl this year, he really earned his first round pick a few years ago and has kept performing at an elite level
I'll never forget that game Fartrell Cluggins had against Ole Miss. 34 tackles, 18tfl, 9 sacks and 2 interceptions. The real highlight was when he scored on the fake reverse FB dive and invented the whip, nae nae, and the dap. A special moment in Razorback history.
That was all the proof I needed that my mom had indeed watched this video when I sent her the link, and she mentioned that she liked the Canadian shout-out. 😂
@@GVikewild that this bit is old enough for Clinton Dix to have gone on to the NFL, played for seven seasons and fucking RETIRED as of about a year before I wrote this comment.
@gradeahonky the ones not played by Key or Peele after A-a-ron Balacke are real player names. Also, Barkevious Mingo would have been great for this bit. Or a Bama player named Kool-aid McKinstry
Y'all might laugh at Ozamataz Buckshank going to Stanford University but his phD dissertation in "Parallel Computing Paradigms for High-Performance Scientific Simulations" is legendary within tech research
I ran into Grunky Peep years ago at a bar and got to talking. Later that night I reached into my pocket and it was full of circus peanuts. I can't prove it was him put em there, but ya know what Grunky be like.
D'Glester Hardunkichud was easily one of the most underrated players of all time and easily the best player to come out of the university of Wisconsin, at least he won a title before he retired
Dude. I had to stop about a minute through cause i am at work and each name was getting more outlandish and ridiculous with each name. I was rolling and couldnt contain my laughter. I will finish later when no one is in the office. . Shower Handle? Realky?
Now I'm wondering if Equine Ducklings is a reference to the age old question, Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.
I showed this to one of my classes when I was an English teacher here in Vietnam. At first the class was just confused, then they started laughing at the funny accents and hairstyles. Afterwards, a couple of them are like “teacher, those are made up names, right?” I had to explain that only the ones that were done by the 2 hosts were fake. That kid insisted on me calling him Haha for the rest of the year.
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Japanese game-makers: "Write that down, write that down!"
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Yeah, these names gonna come in handy whenever Japanese game developers wanna add clowns in their games
Specifically, Hideo Kojima.....
... Oh god. He's working with Jordan Peele. SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE A NAME LIKE THESE IN O.D.
Glenallen Mixon
Bob Dugnutt
I still say Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka was on track to be a Hall of Famer until he got RSI from writing his name over and over again.
Odd that ladadadadaladadadada Dala-Dadladladladladlada suffered the same fate
I still can’t believe what what happened to Uagonius Thicket-Suede…such tragedy.
The Hawaiian player names are getting longer every season
He only got 250 on his SATs just because he couldn't even finish filling in all the circles for his name before the test was over.
@@Geno2733Names are getting more and more ridiculous each year, in general. It's not a bad thing just to name your kid something normal like Damian or Anthony or Chris or something like that.
Hingle McCringleberry is the greatest name in the history of anything.
There's a guy on a certain watchlist named Dickey Derryberry.
@@DizzyedUpGirl lmao
The first name I think of when I remember this skit.
@@DizzyedUpGirl Hmmm..
On another note, you a Goo Goo Dolls fan?!?
Nah man Beezer Twelve Washingbeard takes the cake
"Dan Smith, B.Y.U." Takes me out every time.
As a Dan Smith, who played with a D'Jasper and L'Carpetron or three, this is spot on.
ok ryan spengler
Lol, Dan Smith, what a fake-sounding name.
@@manical90probably talking about having a normalish name
Who's naming their kid D'Jasper or L'Carpetron? Lmao low iq individuals I'm sure.
Torque [construction noise] Lewith, the Nevada State Penitentiary legend, is a first round pick for sure
I saw them play. That defense was almost criminal.
I love his name.
He had a great Combine, but his off the Field issues are giving Teams pause. He might fall to the 2nd round and be a steal for a Team willing to take a chance on him.
I laugh my ass off throughout this every time until I see A.A. Ron Rodgers, then I feel old 😭
So I wasn't crazy thinking I saw Aaron Rodgers.
Took me by surprise fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's not about to get any better
A A Ron Balakay
A A Ron Judge
A.A. Ron Balakay appearing is the biggest crossover in the history of cinema
Mr. Garvey must be so proud of him making it into Morehouse. That teacher really reached them kids.
@varedna for real.
@@varednaConsidering half of the players look like Mr. Garvey, perhaps he was doing more than just 'teaching' in the inner city...😁
Wouldn't a Morehouse guy be on the East Team, though?
“Wingdings: Online Classes”
Got me 💀💀
Love that they got real players in there
Are those real players towards the end!?
You dont know ha ha clinton dix!? He was one of the packers best safetys@@KomodoKebab
@@KomodoKebabthere’s also a player on alabamas roster this year who is a shoe in for this:
Kool-Aid Mckinstry
@@KomodoKebabI know D'brickashaw is real. Kitchen seems too good but maybe he's real?
The real players are the ones not played by key and peele
Fudge has no university, he just sort of wandered onto the pitch and everyone is too terrified to get in his way
I mean he is a 350 pound RB
The fact that they actually got D’brickashaw Ferguson in here makes it even more of a masterpiece.
The fact that some woman named her son D’Brickashaw is a tragic masterpiece.
As well as Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix and all the other real players with their actual names
@@chingizzhylkybayev8575Aaron rodgers
I was hoping for an appearance from Barkevious Mingo too, but we shouldn't be greedy
@@chingizzhylkybayev8575 Ha Ha's real name is Hashan. But he's always been called Ha Ha so he goes with it.
Torque [construction noise] Lewith is one of the greatest players ever. I am so fortunate to live in a time where I could watch him ,EEEEE EEEEEE , Cartoons plural , Hingle Mccringleberry, FUDGE , and Dan Smith battle it out on the gridiron.
The golden age of football, that was
😂😂😂
Nevada State... PENITENTIARY.
Not to mention God
How could you forget Fartrell Cluggins???!?!!
This is one of their simplest bits but it probably took about as long to put together as their most complicated bits.
Splendiferous Finch is my new DnD character name.
As a long time player and DM I approve. LOL
glad Im not the only one using this for D&D character names
1:22 Ozamataz Buckshank. My favorite
Ibrahim Moizoos was taken too soon. He had so much potential and I know there had to have been some people scouting him. It's a shame he died in that car crash. Rest in Peace, King.
REST IN POWER IBRAHIM MOIZOOS
It's hard to believe that out of all these college athletes, Hingle McCringleberry was the only one that was successful in the pros. I guess A A Ron was supposed to be good but he got hurt on the fourth play in New York. Tough break I guess.
Ha ha clinton-dix, prince amukamara and a couple others are real nfl players.
@@zazalunacy2685 those sound like complete made up names.
0:40 always kills me
My all-time favorite! 😁
Has always been my favorite!
He's just so happy to be there.
javaris jamar javarison-lamar vs ozamatoz buckshank would shatter reality
Looks like Key himself is about to crack up
Love how they randomly throw in real ones
Benedict Cumberbatch
@@urbainleverrier1Ishmaa'ily Kitchen
3:41 I couldn't breathe, I almost died
I cry and lose my breath every time - Adams State gets me!
The inclusion of California University of Pennsylvania (real place; I went to summer camp there) is my favorite part.
"Indiana University Purdue University of Indianapolis" lmao
Are you for real 😂😂😂OMG I thought it was made up
I remember a few years ago seeing a recent Pharm. D. graduate with a big blanket of her doctorate diploma.
How?
I saw on Twitter (not X) a typical _that degree won't keep you warm at night._
The reply was *_Shiiiiiiiit!!!_*
The photo mentioned above is the reply picture.
Love when he says God home school 😂😂😂
That one took me out😂💀
0:40 you know that name had multiple takes
Obviously. He looks like he was trying so hard not to laugh 😂
@@marleecorrell1486 that’s why I commented it
I'd say Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka is much harder and must have taken more takes
3:40
@@RocketBlastro These two are easily my favorites. Until A A Ron Rod-gers of course
EEEEE is one of the all time great players in any sport
Naaw triple parakeet shoes gotit, or Dan smith
When i found out that there's a real nfl player named juju smith shooster, i laughed so hard cause ot made me think of this skit.
You see this kida Noah going to WVU?
The faces on the side are under appreciated
I especially like Marmadune Shazbot's
Morse Code's easily the best one
One of the best bits from these guys. I like the guy named Harvard University. From, DeVry. 😁
The slightly embarrassed shifting of the eyes as he says Devry 😂😂😂
Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar had a fantastic season in the nfl this year, he really earned his first round pick a few years ago and has kept performing at an elite level
This is becoming more and more accurate every year. Names are fucking ridiculous nowadays.
They've been ridiculous forever.
Who ever heard of a guy called Dan Smith? Those crazy kids.
Never forget Poop Johnson
I'll never forget that game Fartrell Cluggins had against Ole Miss. 34 tackles, 18tfl, 9 sacks and 2 interceptions. The real highlight was when he scored on the fake reverse FB dive and invented the whip, nae nae, and the dap. A special moment in Razorback history.
Glad to see Swordless Mimetown finally getting some minutes. 🏈
Love how in the last one they threw in some real players just to prove their point
Started snorting at "Cartoons Plural", broke at "Fudge" and "Equine Ducklings"
Equine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 So basically his name is Horse Ducklings
Ladennifer Jadaniston is great. So is them having real players with crazy real names mixed in there.
Jennifer Aniston?
Yes
Hahaha That's Jennifer Anniston 😅😅😅
You cannot stop Logjammer. You can only hope to Debaggageclaim him.
3:19 ngl that was a dope transition lmaooo
With General Booty and Kool-Aid McKinstry showing up for real, I’m quite confident Donkey Teeth is actually in Pop Warner right about now.
3:37 is my fave. University uh Nebraskughh
😂 I just watched it like then times in a row
Nice to see A A Ron made something of himself
You had me at Saskatchewan U 😂
That was all the proof I needed that my mom had indeed watched this video when I sent her the link, and she mentioned that she liked the Canadian shout-out. 😂
Hello from saskatchewan
Saskatchewan University sounds so funny
The D’brickashaw Ferguson cameo is hilarious
University of Virginia!
All of them. My fave was Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix
@@GVikewild that this bit is old enough for Clinton Dix to have gone on to the NFL, played for seven seasons and fucking RETIRED as of about a year before I wrote this comment.
Holy shit some of these are real?
@gradeahonky the ones not played by Key or Peele after A-a-ron Balacke are real player names.
Also, Barkevious Mingo would have been great for this bit. Or a Bama player named Kool-aid McKinstry
Fudge has no college. Fudge has no allegiance. Fudge is just Fudge.
Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar
Is by far and away the best one. Idc what nobody say! 😂
It is also my favorite.
“QUATRO QUATRO” must’ve gone places
Was he possibly three times faster?
He didn’t amount to much in the pros but he opened a pizza joint in Carbondale, Illinois
Almost every day the name "Hingle McCringleberry" suddenly enters my head.
I am addicted to watching this every day 😅
Y'all might laugh at Ozamataz Buckshank going to Stanford University but his phD dissertation in "Parallel Computing Paradigms for High-Performance Scientific Simulations" is legendary within tech research
Nevada State...
*PENITENTIARY!*
And of course the most ridiculous name of all has to go to... Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix! 🤭
Thank you for uploading this
I ran into Grunky Peep years ago at a bar and got to talking. Later that night I reached into my pocket and it was full of circus peanuts. I can't prove it was him put em there, but ya know what Grunky be like.
Keegan-Michael Key has so much range in his voice!
Still one of the greatest skits ever done lol
Fudge played really well in college. Absolute dominance from Fudge.
This is such a great video:
Funny, smart and a great resume for voice acting
D'Isaiah T. Billings-Clyyyyyyyyyyyyde
Iconic Oscar winning director of such movies as “Get Out” and “Nope”, the one and only Saggitaruitt Jefferspin
This is now my repository of backup D&D character names
D'Glester Hardunkichud was easily one of the most underrated players of all time and easily the best player to come out of the university of Wisconsin, at least he won a title before he retired
As far as a combo of name and look, Triple Parakeet-Shoes is one of the best.
The fact that this is only two guys makes this even more impressive
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix will always be goated 😂😂
As an East Carolina University alum, I can confirm that we’re still telling tales of Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz to this day.
Im still laughing at Hingle McCringleberry 😂
I never get tired of this skit
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon looks like a bounty hunter
Gets me every time.
Dude. I had to stop about a minute through cause i am at work and each name was getting more outlandish and ridiculous with each name.
I was rolling and couldnt contain my laughter. I will finish later when no one is in the office.
.
Shower Handle? Realky?
SPLENDIFEROUS FINCH!
2:05 is my favorite hahahahaha
the delay before penitentiary got me
Lewith 😂
I love how all of these were parodys but there you had a few real players with goofy ass nicknames.
Thing is those real players used their actual names... except A A Ron!!!
@@kharilane1340 haha Clinton dix isn't his real name
@josephmaness7515 OK so ONE of them was a nickname. I'm SOO sorry I goofed up. LOL
Yes it is. He played for Alabama and the Gb packers.
@jimbeam210 no its not. Google it
“FUDGE…” 😂
Squeeeeeeps always has me dead 😂
I still remeberJ.R. Junior Juniors Sen. Helluva Player in his days!
South flerda
Now I'm wondering if Equine Ducklings is a reference to the age old question, Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.
I feel like L'Carpetron Dookmariot is hella underrated, thats a sunday morning cartoon villain right there.
How do they give each player a unique personality? 😂
D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde is a perfect parody of the names I see nowadays 😂
3:41 is the reason I remembered this
Their pictures in the background is GOLD
I kept wanting to take s swig of beer, but couldn’t stop laughing… and I’ve seen this about 20 times.
1:56 was hilarious
As a FSU fan, Bismo Funyuns and Cornellius “Tank” Carradine were great players to watch play for the Noles
5:51
The “whose on first” for our times
🤣🤣🤣 Bring them back. These two aee Amazin! This is truth!
2:37 Decatholac ManGo!
3:37 Eqqsquizitine Booblay-Schiwnslow
I showed this to one of my classes when I was an English teacher here in Vietnam. At first the class was just confused, then they started laughing at the funny accents and hairstyles. Afterwards, a couple of them are like “teacher, those are made up names, right?” I had to explain that only the ones that were done by the 2 hosts were fake. That kid insisted on me calling him Haha for the rest of the year.
Hingle McCringleberry is having an amazing season this year! As well as Fudge! You cant forget about Fudge!
"God.... Homeschooled"
What kind of parents name their kid Dan Smith? Just making up names at that point.😅
I made it 2 minutes. I had to stop because people at work were wondering what was wrong with me. I about had a stroke trying to not rofl!
Funny. Cut time it half and it's legendary
Tj rj aj backslashingfourth the fifth always cracked me up 😂😂😂
trying say these with a stutter. love it.
If you don't laugh at Donkey Teeth you have no pulse lol
I'm glad Coznesster Smiff knew how to pronounce Rutgers correctly
I love these 😂😂😂!!!
A. A. Ron Balakay!
What a legend.