HULK VS JESUS - Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator Gameplay

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @ryanschmidt1454
    @ryanschmidt1454 7 лет назад +471

    yeah they streamed this for like 3 days

  • @Rock_Hawk
    @Rock_Hawk 7 лет назад +620

    I like how the title is Hulk vs jesus, but we all know who the real star of the show is. Crab Beast.

    • @PinkieBen
      @PinkieBen 7 лет назад +29

      They couldn't put him in the title and spoil his return after his supposed death in Crab Beast 3

    • @jake16200
      @jake16200 6 лет назад +4

      Crab Beast cant carry a film

  • @jerry5314
    @jerry5314 7 лет назад +720

    They didn't show the hyperlapse of the Jesus Hulk fight!!

    • @arcadius2569
      @arcadius2569 7 лет назад +22

      Hear me out.
      The Jesus Hulk fight will have it's own video, with edits, cinematic cuts and views, epic music, and dialogue.

    • @oliverjordan1858
      @oliverjordan1858 5 лет назад +4

      @@arcadius2569 I'm still waiting

    • @arcadius2569
      @arcadius2569 5 лет назад +2

      @@oliverjordan1858 Take it up with the manager. I just work the checkout.

    • @SassyP17
      @SassyP17 5 лет назад +2

      They did it in a live steam

    • @MrJellyton
      @MrJellyton 4 года назад

      You can't show hyperlapse on youtube.

  • @amazingspidermew
    @amazingspidermew 7 лет назад +462

    Can this become a regular thing on this channel? These guys come up with some of the best battle combos

    • @FlamRackett
      @FlamRackett 7 лет назад +3

      Paul Trycinski Agreed, these videos are fucking hilarious.

  • @steelstringd2018
    @steelstringd2018 7 лет назад +695

    The CBCU will finally be what dethrones Marvel. #CBCU

    • @klassicneo
      @klassicneo 7 лет назад +44

      "What do you think, Crab Beast?"
      *speaks in crab*
      *snaps crab claws*

    • @vabstech4251
      @vabstech4251 7 лет назад

      Yes they may BTW can you please search vabsrok on RUclips it's my friends channel who works very hard. You don't really have to do it but I would love if you see his channel

    • @ClandestineSnowman
      @ClandestineSnowman 7 лет назад +13

      There was an idea
      To gather a remarkable beast
      To fight the battles
      Normal crabs could not...

    • @stuartwarburton5816
      @stuartwarburton5816 7 лет назад +1

      But what about the DUCU?

    • @matthewjohnsonisnot
      @matthewjohnsonisnot 7 лет назад

      Cape Breton Credit Union

  • @A3ROOFFICIAL
    @A3ROOFFICIAL 6 лет назад +446

    James: They filmed all crabbeast movies with Stan Lee because he's gonna die soon............
    Oh...

    • @A3ROOFFICIAL
      @A3ROOFFICIAL 5 лет назад +2

      The Troupple King yes... yes it was

    • @tobyjackson6514
      @tobyjackson6514 5 лет назад +17

      11:39 James says he had a heart attack, which is how he actually died so jeeze shit gets wierd .

    • @aidanmcooke
      @aidanmcooke 5 лет назад +3

      I mean he lived like 2 years after they posted this. Stan lee saw this and said I have to live longer

    • @mrskeltal931
      @mrskeltal931 5 лет назад +1

      @@aidanmcooke he died less than a year after

    • @OpathicaNAE
      @OpathicaNAE 5 лет назад

      @@aidanmcooke yeah he died like a year ago didn't he? a little bit over that?
      sad shit.

  • @TheVazzdog
    @TheVazzdog 7 лет назад +226

    Goon: "It's over Batman, I have the high ground"
    Batman: "You underestimate my mummy defenders power"

  • @nrgroth
    @nrgroth 7 лет назад +302

    I like how Jesus looks like he was made in GTA Vice City

  • @MetaFaktor
    @MetaFaktor 7 лет назад +131

    The rocks thing is because of when jesus said let he who has no sin cast the first stone XD

  • @MrBlaineFox
    @MrBlaineFox 7 лет назад +210

    Whoever wins we lose

  • @DanielLecoqRooster
    @DanielLecoqRooster 7 лет назад +329

    You're laughing now but Hulk vs Jesus will be a thing in 10 years once Disney buys the rights from The Vatican.

    • @Droop-e
      @Droop-e 7 лет назад +4

      Daniel Lecoq Lmao this is a perfect comment

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 7 лет назад +1

      Thor vs Jesus would be more interesting

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +1

      looking at 2020
      this shit could happen

    • @uliseslagunas9137
      @uliseslagunas9137 4 года назад

      @@stunner9005 gf vgfvgfb$fff.bf$fffbfvggn

    • @jesusislordandking6923
      @jesusislordandking6923 3 года назад

      @@stunner9005 Jesus is almighty, all powerful, and infinite

  • @benwilliams5492
    @benwilliams5492 7 лет назад +19

    Shout out to the editor who worked on the 63 hour stream to bring us 16 glorious minutes today. God bless you 👏👏

  • @worn-out-grandma
    @worn-out-grandma 7 лет назад +138

    Please go to my change.org link in my bio to strike this video from the official Crab Beast cannon

  • @dgarvanski
    @dgarvanski 7 лет назад +14

    I hated it when they tried to make Crab Beast a bad guy and he was like "Hail Salmon" and all that. Glad they retconned it after a few issues.

  • @Pjazerlazer
    @Pjazerlazer 7 лет назад +334

    Jesus the Earth Bender

    • @duckman12569
      @duckman12569 7 лет назад +13

      I don't recall Jesus being this angry in the Bible...
      Maybe when the money changers were around...

    • @Nick_Espinosa
      @Nick_Espinosa 7 лет назад +4

      Ducky Man nah when he got mad at that one fig tree

    • @tenebrisevernight
      @tenebrisevernight 6 лет назад +14

      PJΛZΞЯŁΛZΞЯ Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
      *Jesus (who is without sin) start chucking stones*

    • @strawberryfields9762
      @strawberryfields9762 5 лет назад +2

      Jesus is Melon Lord😂

  • @IBrowneeI
    @IBrowneeI 7 лет назад +79

    Of course Doomguy is over powered, he’s gotten to a point where Hell itself is fucking afraid of him. The games with the proper Doomguy (not the Marine from Doom 3) is basically a horror story from the perspective of the Demons. They tell apocalyptic legends about him in hell!

    • @Sumblueguy41
      @Sumblueguy41 7 лет назад +1

      As it’s literally written in their scriptures

    • @PoisonInc
      @PoisonInc 7 лет назад +22

      One of the best descriptions from Doomguy from a screencap on 4chan:
      "How does Doomguy not have PTSD?"
      "Because he is the traumatic event."

    • @SirPerfectful
      @SirPerfectful 7 лет назад +2

      It's very easy to kill Doom Guy. The Covenant have horror stories and pseudo-encyclopedias on Spartans AKA the Demons but they still go after them, though they may run away at times. Several assassination attempts have been made on Spartans and only a few missions have succeeded. That's why in the span of 35+ years, not even 200 Spartans died.
      And the entire galaxy reveres the Master Chief, and any Spartan is a death machine waiting to be unleashed on the battlefield.

    • @IBrowneeI
      @IBrowneeI 7 лет назад +6

      SirPerfectful It is absolutely not ‘very easy’ to kill DoomGuy. We’re talking about Hell itself here, the apparent plane of existence in which a variety of the nastiest and most brutal and destructive demons wielding all sorts of magical powers for the purposes of leaving anything and everything in anywhere they go a literal blood bath. There is just acres upon acres of blood in hell because naturally anyone that goes there dies. If they somehow get out alive, then an invasion happens and their place of work turns into a bloodbath where they and everyone around them die.
      If it were ‘very easy’ to kill Doomguy, the demons would not have resorted to literally getting lucky and sealing him up in a tomb. It’s just unfortunate for them that a robot managed to find him, and by another accident, manage to free him.

    • @SirPerfectful
      @SirPerfectful 7 лет назад

      A Baron of Hell can take on Doom Guy. Doom Guy only has 250 HP and shield max (combined making it 500). And don't even get me started on those things that follow you and shriek to blow out your eardrums. Hate those things. He's fast, he's strong, but he's not that strong. Playing the game I died countless times. Doom Guy can't even survive Hellfire. For someone being an overlord of Hell that should be something he can brush off.

  • @BubbRubbWooWoo
    @BubbRubbWooWoo 7 лет назад +60

    These videos are always top notch

  • @TotesMagee
    @TotesMagee 7 лет назад +27

    Is this the new canon ending to the Bible?...Also, shout out to everyone who stayed on the stream for the entire weekend! #Neverforget

    • @H3ODELIRIUM
      @H3ODELIRIUM 7 лет назад +1

      #Neverforget

    • @HelloTardis
      @HelloTardis 4 года назад

      I was there.......for literally.....NO REASON....but I was there.

    • @HelloTardis
      @HelloTardis 4 года назад

      P.S. SANIC

  • @TheGrimStride
    @TheGrimStride 7 лет назад +102

    Jesus has the power of God and anime on his side

  • @SpelledWITH2Ls
    @SpelledWITH2Ls 6 лет назад +1

    Props to whoever did the graphics/editing on this one. The amount of Crab Beast stuff was the perfect cherry on top for that bit.

  • @TheOdd
    @TheOdd 7 лет назад +18

    I was really hoping for a hype supercut of the Hulk vs Jesus fight.

  • @basedsalvy
    @basedsalvy 7 лет назад +53

    4:56 CROSSFIT JESUS

  • @ChubbsterBrown
    @ChubbsterBrown 7 лет назад +11

    "It's just a stick. He's just Ray Park." That made me laugh too much.

  • @onedeadsaint
    @onedeadsaint 7 лет назад +53

    crab people! crab people!
    taste like crab!
    fight like people!

  • @aarontoomer7127
    @aarontoomer7127 7 лет назад +24

    I'm counting on you guys for a Crab Beast shirt/sweatshirt. Don't let me down.

  • @xVoidBerry
    @xVoidBerry 5 лет назад +7

    James: makes a joke about Stan Lee dying of a heart attack
    *one year later*

  • @jerry5314
    @jerry5314 7 лет назад +40

    The entire Batman v Joker part had me dead lmao

  • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
    @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 7 лет назад +26

    I love how after all of that hype Crab Beast just dropped like a sack of shit instantly.

  • @ASloppyJoe
    @ASloppyJoe 7 лет назад +5

    5:45
    "Hey... Ever wonder why we're here?"

  • @colonial5745
    @colonial5745 7 лет назад +19

    Man, you can really tell how long ago this was recorded based on the 36 hour live stream of the last battle they had 6 months ago. Lol

  • @BOSKD
    @BOSKD 7 лет назад +70

    They just talked about Stan Lee dying...Funhaus is going to kill Stan Lee early 2018.

    • @hazy33
      @hazy33 7 лет назад +2

      I wish he would. Ruins all marvel tv/films when his awkward cameo appears. Get off my screen you f*cking zombie! Just saying :-)

    • @jonaht.7921
      @jonaht.7921 7 лет назад +1

      His cameos are shit

    • @CitrusRev
      @CitrusRev 6 лет назад +21

      hazy33 yes because one little 20 second appearance ruins a 2 1/2 hour long movie. Good logic

    • @krillymcfrill7512
      @krillymcfrill7512 6 лет назад +10

      Not so early but yeah

    • @Ghostlamp33
      @Ghostlamp33 6 лет назад +8

      It was only a matter of time. RIP Stan Lee

  • @NICE-EYES
    @NICE-EYES 8 месяцев назад +4

    2024, Madam Web became a movie, 😂😂😂 It was hilarious

  • @worn-out-grandma
    @worn-out-grandma 7 лет назад +31

    I can’t wait for the Marvel Suicide League Cinematic Universe #MSLCU

  • @michaeldoosenburg3761
    @michaeldoosenburg3761 7 лет назад +83

    Jesus is gonna be CROSS you made this video

    • @connorhandforth814
      @connorhandforth814 7 лет назад +12

      Michael Doosenburg You NAILED that comment.

    • @iananderson2793
      @iananderson2793 7 лет назад +6

      You guys SMITE have gone a bit too far with these comments.

    • @overkill666100
      @overkill666100 7 лет назад +1

      These comments make me wanna lmao; but i don't want people to look at me and ask, RESURRECT-um?

  • @b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e
    @b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e 5 лет назад +1

    Elyses hair is always on Point

  • @RelicHunter2000
    @RelicHunter2000 6 лет назад +23

    11:35 Starting today, this joke will no longer be funny R.I.P. Stan Lee

  • @dereturd
    @dereturd 6 лет назад +1

    I like how Death Battle covered that Doomguy loses to Spartans (especially Master Chief), but here Doomguy immediately wins.

  • @carlyhickman630
    @carlyhickman630 7 лет назад +8

    Jesus’ revive has 3 days lag

  • @arinated
    @arinated 6 лет назад +11

    Written by "Crab Lee"! Thank you Stan Lee.

  • @ajurice2682
    @ajurice2682 7 лет назад

    Love how they left this for the entire weekend.

  • @kaiserwilhelmii675
    @kaiserwilhelmii675 6 лет назад +5

    James was right about Stan Lee

  • @sickbeet6772
    @sickbeet6772 6 лет назад +4

    r.i.p. Stan Lee, nobody could ever beat him, not even crab beast

  • @b.clermont
    @b.clermont 7 лет назад +46

    Of course Jesus is OP... he's got the power of the father, the son and the holy ghost

    • @kristobaz2474
      @kristobaz2474 7 лет назад +2

      >cringe
      >hashtag
      so how's starbucks this time of year

    • @Sukasor
      @Sukasor 7 лет назад

      He has the power of God and anime on his side

  • @beachiejohnston-green9878
    @beachiejohnston-green9878 7 лет назад

    I was really excited to see Lawrence's reaction to the loading tron-scape, but that beautiful head never turned around. I rest easy knowing he saw it eventually...

  • @psychshift
    @psychshift 7 лет назад

    Every drop of blood spilled on Jesus get's turned into wine fueling his drunken rage.

  • @patreilly3184
    @patreilly3184 7 лет назад

    i love the comic "wolverine runs from like 30 jacked venoms" so well written

  • @EBProGamer
    @EBProGamer 7 лет назад

    Man i watched that live, even the hulk Jesus slowmo fight over the Weekend. It was magical

  • @Anonymous1373
    @Anonymous1373 6 лет назад +1

    Dude, Jesus is without sin, and that's why he's hurling stones. Awesome.

  • @RIGHTEOUSRINGO
    @RIGHTEOUSRINGO 7 лет назад

    Whoever did the "who's your crawdaddy?" mug deserves a raise

  • @BadIdeaBoss
    @BadIdeaBoss 6 лет назад

    I appreciate that the crab brutes were terrified because Wolverine has claws

  • @bulbafett8721
    @bulbafett8721 7 лет назад

    I appreciate the little jokes the editors add in post with the photoshops. That “Who’s your crawdaddy” mug was gold. 7/10

  • @dantesboxers5830
    @dantesboxers5830 7 лет назад

    The pop-up editing was really good.

  • @ZimmTheGoalie
    @ZimmTheGoalie 7 лет назад

    Please continue this series. The world needs to know who the truest heroes are!!

  • @gamebomberplays1954
    @gamebomberplays1954 6 лет назад +3

    I love how crab beast is just the radioactive thing from IW zombies
    Edit: lol so are the brutes

  • @JacksonWashburn
    @JacksonWashburn 7 лет назад

    Can I just draw attention to the Stayin Alive edited in to Jesus walking? That was comedy gold😂😂. Well done editor(s)

  • @noobnoob8922
    @noobnoob8922 4 года назад

    I've never been more hyped to see a character more than crab beast. But godamn was that pay off worth it.

  • @CrazeeSkillz
    @CrazeeSkillz 5 лет назад

    The editing in this video is fantastic

  • @dvient8889
    @dvient8889 7 лет назад +11

    didn't they stream this one over the weekend?

  • @MINIMEplaysMinecraft
    @MINIMEplaysMinecraft 7 лет назад

    James wins the bet, buff Venoms are superior in stronkness.

  • @Dustaroo
    @Dustaroo 7 лет назад

    OMG That staying alive song clip killed me.

  • @midirex
    @midirex 7 лет назад +4

    Its only because Slipknot believes in equality lol

  • @jordanmellor5903
    @jordanmellor5903 7 лет назад

    wow I remember this on stream from ages ago, must of prepped so much in advance to last Christmas and new year. love you all

  • @samcohen7211
    @samcohen7211 7 лет назад +2

    "it's just ray park" that killed me😂

  • @tylerhedglin91
    @tylerhedglin91 7 лет назад

    This is an amazing series please do more i love these

  • @hamtaro1234
    @hamtaro1234 5 лет назад

    You guys really need to play this game again lol. I love your gameplay on this game!

  • @Boltbox01
    @Boltbox01 6 лет назад +5

    You killed Stan Lee

  • @NockDrawLoose
    @NockDrawLoose 6 лет назад +7

    Rip Stan Lee

  • @marcelsaldana123
    @marcelsaldana123 7 лет назад +34

    Is this ScrewAttack?

  • @scottschweigert1657
    @scottschweigert1657 6 лет назад

    james again with the underrated jokes - "jesus covered in blood, tastes like wine"

  • @OvenHut
    @OvenHut 6 лет назад

    Elyse with the RIVETING commentary

  • @PresidentJ
    @PresidentJ 7 лет назад

    You could make a drinking game out of this game. Each person bets on a team and the losers have to drink

  • @realicwiener
    @realicwiener 7 лет назад +1

    Crab Beast is my favorite funhaus member

  • @nERVEcenter117
    @nERVEcenter117 7 лет назад

    Doom is a survival horror game where the horror has to survive you.

  • @BeatsBandit
    @BeatsBandit 7 лет назад

    Funhaus videos; the only time my Adblock gets turned off.

  • @amandaking1463
    @amandaking1463 5 лет назад

    Whichever editor is the one that always zooms in on Adam's face when he's giggling is my favorite

  • @Ladderthief1
    @Ladderthief1 7 лет назад

    Good to see Wolverine is okay after that shoot out with the cops at the beach in Liberty City.

  • @kashv.k2797
    @kashv.k2797 5 лет назад

    Jesus LITERALLY turned the other cheek...HULK wanted that sinless first stone casted at him!

  • @LeandroFTW
    @LeandroFTW 7 лет назад

    Cinecrabic universe!? I just spit out my beer! LOL

  • @OctaviansStudio
    @OctaviansStudio 7 лет назад

    Yo, I know the hyperlapse of Jesus v. Hulk v. Doom Guy crashed on the last day but you guys still shoulda showed it lmao. Either way the stream was fun to watch and so was this vid.

  • @xXZombieHunter0802Xx
    @xXZombieHunter0802Xx 7 лет назад

    There was a Blue Apron commercial before this, and damn did that look good.

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger 6 лет назад +1

    Jesus Christ is back *and he's not crucifuckin' around!*

  • @SlitheryJack
    @SlitheryJack 6 лет назад +1

    They killed another one, RIP Mr. Lee

  • @Dan_WATP
    @Dan_WATP 6 лет назад +1

    i cant wait for the Crab Beast movie

  • @Carbonated__Milk
    @Carbonated__Milk 7 лет назад +2

    In addition to Spider Woman and Madame Web, there's also Spider Gwen

    • @shinesparker1169
      @shinesparker1169 7 лет назад +1

      And also Spider Girl (May Parker), Silk (Cindy Moon), Spider Girl (Anya Corazon) She Venom (Anne Weying).

  • @musicbruise
    @musicbruise 7 лет назад

    Adam (as Logan): "This is for you, X-23!"
    Me: Aw. T _ T

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 6 лет назад

    4:13 “And He said, ‘let he who is free of sin cast the first stone. Oh yeah, that’s me.”

  • @pantlessninja4696
    @pantlessninja4696 7 лет назад

    That whole Jesus versus hulk part was just too fuckin good

  • @kingcaesar3693
    @kingcaesar3693 7 лет назад +10

    Good to know the maker of this knows DooM guy is faaaaar superior to MC.

    • @theshadow3438
      @theshadow3438 7 лет назад +6

      GoDZooKe The thing is, those Spartans were labeled "Halo-SpartanRed," not "Master Chief." They also didn't have shields (or an A.I companion). They might as well have been Spartan-IVs since they die in two fucking shots. Not trying to be a fanboy cause I DO think Doom Guy would win against Chief (depending on what he and Chief were given as weapons), I'm just pointing out some things about this game.

    • @geggle-rax1431
      @geggle-rax1431 7 лет назад +9

      "Buhhh butt they dint hav shield!!"
      SHUT UP NERRRD

    • @SlowLude
      @SlowLude 7 лет назад

      Any Spartan II would dominate doom guy any day

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 6 лет назад +4

      SheriffCuddles No. Doomguy's armour can only be damaged by Argent Energy, which doesn't even exist in the Halo universe.
      Doomguy punches through demon skin like it's tissue paper, and demon skin is as strong as titanium; the very material Spartan armour is made of.
      Doomguy >>>>>>>>>>>> Every Spartan to ever exist.

    • @mack6up
      @mack6up 6 лет назад

      @@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 sorry to break it to you but it's already been proven that cheif is superior

  • @geoffmoore8830
    @geoffmoore8830 6 лет назад

    Weather Report for Battle Royale: "Mostly Sunny with some Sun"

  • @serenedoge9920
    @serenedoge9920 7 лет назад

    In response to being asked about the success of the CBCU, Crab Beast had to say
    "Click-click, click-clack, clack-click." He was promptly arrested and is standing trial while the remains of his victims are continuously being looked for.

  • @QaTeRPee
    @QaTeRPee 7 лет назад

    This was first aired November 2nd, on the HULK VS JESUS VS DOOMGUY LIVE weekend. Damn, time flies!

  • @nomnomchimchim
    @nomnomchimchim 5 лет назад

    James predicted stan lees end

  • @pokeemaster3
    @pokeemaster3 7 лет назад

    Who knew bruce was a rtj fan.

  • @LOST3039
    @LOST3039 7 лет назад

    Lmao at the weather in the top left "mostly sunny with some sun"

  • @Culbert3E
    @Culbert3E 7 лет назад

    I’m happy to have watched this today

  • @TheMiniCalvin
    @TheMiniCalvin 7 лет назад

    God this took forever to come out I remember watching this stream

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 7 лет назад +2

    Crab beast was 1,000 times cooler in the comics. The video game totally messed up his tragic death at the hands of his creator Stan Lee

  • @enjoylaprodgiansauzemccrof822
    @enjoylaprodgiansauzemccrof822 6 лет назад +1

    Subbed cause you're so friendly to watch. Thanks from paris. France

  • @noahgilmore4837
    @noahgilmore4837 7 лет назад

    I don't think I'm ever gonna forget Crab Beast

  • @nikogeorgiafentis7450
    @nikogeorgiafentis7450 7 лет назад

    What the heck! Masterchiefs armor is crazy how did he die so fast. Unless it had the same attributes as in the game series then I can see him dying quickly. But if it was based on the lore and all the background information they would have destroyed haha.