Come on guys, will you let the crocodiles walk away undefeated?! WILL YOU?! For centuries, no, millenia, the preys of the animal kingdom have been opressed by the violent and sadistic predators. For centuries have they wanted to be released from this torment. And when they finally have the chance to arm themselves against their enemies they trusted YOU, the legendary Funhaus, to command their armies and lead them to victory. Will you dissapoint them like this? Will you just... give up?! THAT'S NOT THE FUNHAUS I KNOW! Go back in there and show those stupid crocodiles and lions who is the real predator now, go back there and fight for your freedom! TL;DR: I want part two.
Neoshenlong Archivo 2008 - 2011 they could have put a bunch of suicide bomb dogs up front and a flamethrower hippo in the back to clear up any stragglers.
I like how by contrast your comment was like a braveheart final war cry speech for the ages and down where as a rebuttal nothing more than a couple of opinions. Like some family guy shit goin on. Haha
Seriously one of the funniest random gameplays you guys have ever put out. Keep making funny gameplays, keep making your audience laugh and keep being you
Thx for mentioning the movie dinosaurs Adam. I thought it had been forgotten forever. When I was younger I named my dog aladar after the main iguanodon
Please continue this... I was watching this video then had to throw up from bad seafood 10 times, BUT I never let go of my phone while watching this video. Thank you funhaus you fought me through it❤️ like the warthogs
Besides the fact that I was loosing my mind how they didn't think of using seagulls with bombs during the "battle of predators", this was amazing. Please make more vids of this :-)
6:51 At least when the polar bears and elephants and tigers and rhinos all go extinct soon we'll still have beast battle simulator to appreciate them. Is there a DLC with the last now extinct male white rhino who spawns with his 4 machine gun toting poacher guards?
I want a man like Adam. Handsome, kind of depressed looking, reasonably intelligent, funny, likes cats, video games, is tolerant of anime. You get the idea.
0:00 Why did that intro reduce me to fits of laughter? Bruce: 'James come over here and Beast Battle Simulator' James: 'I'll be there in JUST A SECOND!' Bruce: 'Beast Battle Simulator - It wait for no man!'
Sending in a dog on a suicide mission throws off the enemy lines and ruins their opening attack as they all target the one dog. Follow that up with an elephant that can attack without being thrown off balance by the charge.
I went to see Disney's Dinosaur at the cinema with my family when I was a kid. Even had Dinosaur toys and a t-shirt. I cannot remember the film's story at all. Definitely saw it though.
Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles? Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs. And fear is their bacon bits.
Really hope they try to complete the challenges and make this a multi-parter. I was going to say "2 parter" but seeing as that was 6 of 30 that was leaving their arses like they'd been fingered by an elephant I can only imagine the challenges would get far harder so might need a lot of parts to get through it all...
"Benson, over there, used to be a great hunter". "He's got his head in the trash".
Finally, the highly anticipated sequel to Matt Damon's We Bought A Zoo!
You mean Matthew Damon?
Flip Zilip you mean Mattress demon?
Someone tell Suptic
🤣🤣🤣
this definitey needs a part 2
This is easily one of the best videos they've put out
If you haven't already, check out the live stream for all the goodness! ruclips.net/video/fV6vzNIvG6I/видео.html
Bubb Rubb faxx
THE WHISTLES GO WOO WOOOOO
...tf wrong w yt? I clicked on the other comment... Lol
No it's not.
I didn’t want this video to end
"Yeah yeah yeah, fuck 'em up bro" I love Elyse.
16:05 I love the question of "How many rhinos with flamethrowers can you afford"
4:10 you give funhaus 4 minutes, and they come back with a kamikaze pterodactyl. That's FAST!
I've got the weirdest list of recommended videos from this.
Bubb Rubb "Weird snake goes crazy and kills itself"? with 24M views...
Bubb Rubb JAGUAR VS BLACK PANTHER
Almost all the recommended videos are animal-related except minecraft challenges and the barry lyndon soundtrack. Very odd.
Chris Lee I have that one. "Lions killing and eating Hyenas."
weird snake goes crazy and kills itself
this is one of my favorite things you guys have ever done ever
Come on guys, will you let the crocodiles walk away undefeated?! WILL YOU?! For centuries, no, millenia, the preys of the animal kingdom have been opressed by the violent and sadistic predators. For centuries have they wanted to be released from this torment. And when they finally have the chance to arm themselves against their enemies they trusted YOU, the legendary Funhaus, to command their armies and lead them to victory. Will you dissapoint them like this? Will you just... give up?! THAT'S NOT THE FUNHAUS I KNOW! Go back in there and show those stupid crocodiles and lions who is the real predator now, go back there and fight for your freedom!
TL;DR: I want part two.
Neoshenlong Archivo 2008 - 2011 they could have put a bunch of suicide bomb dogs up front and a flamethrower hippo in the back to clear up any stragglers.
Kamikaze seagull would win
Archer proven right about gators and crocs again
I like how by contrast your comment was like a braveheart final war cry speech for the ages and down where as a rebuttal nothing more than a couple of opinions. Like some family guy shit goin on. Haha
The day will come one day...
16:40. Give it about 20 to 30 seconds after. Where James says WAR. I lost it right there.
Bruce's frantic screaming is my favorite part of these let's plays.
"OH SHIT EVERYBODY'S DEAD!!"
I laughed much harder than I should've
I love how much James gets into games. I was losing on their last attempt. "I want kangaroos. Five!"
Seagulls with bombs! SEAGULLS WITH BOMBS!
I would buy an ostrich 3:16 shirt
People are going to hate Adam for telling Benson so suck it up
SUCK IT BENSON!
Seriously one of the funniest random gameplays you guys have ever put out. Keep making funny gameplays, keep making your audience laugh and keep being you
With t rex playing football you got my attention but with ostrich attached lasser you got my love 💕 !!
Saw some of this game on a Dunkey video, so glad Funhaus made one too 👌😝
More please.
Best video you guys have made in a while. Lovin it
Thx for mentioning the movie dinosaurs Adam. I thought it had been forgotten forever. When I was younger I named my dog aladar after the main iguanodon
"OHHH, A CANON ON THE BACK OF A MONKEY" I don't think that quotes can possibly get any better than that HAHAHHHAHAAH
Please more beast battle simulator I haven’t laughed this much in a while
The other night I had a dream that you guys finally unlocked Mothers Be Aware and it was glorious. Please, Funhaus, follow my dreams.
You know it's going to be a good video when Elyse has to introduce the game to the boys
1. Dinosaur
2. The Land Before Time
Easily some of Mankind's greatest creations. Even Einstein borrowed concepts from them.
Arcadius 256 0.5 Jurassic park
One of the best vids here. could easily make a series about the challenges. Great stuff
Some love for whoever's been writing video descriptions lately, cause this one is beautiful.
This is amazing. I hope they at continue at least one more time. It's so good.
I really loved this video, I like that this game actually gets challenging twords the end and isn't a one pump chump. Keep up the great work guys!
"They just flew into their mouths" 😂
Ostrich 3:16 says "I just stuck my head in the sand!"
Loving the new Rocket League update
I love this video!!! I haven't laughed this much in forever!!! Thank you guys for making great content!!!!
I need to see them beat that challenge. I really hope they revisit the game soon. Them strategizing with those animals was hilarious.
They don't all die in Dinosaur, all the herbivores band together to scare off the carnivores so they can live in peace
2 dogs in front with bombs and 3 rhinos with flame throwers
I love how often The Golden Compass is brought up in Funhaus videos. And Iorek Byrnison is pronounced YOR-ick BEER-ni-son. Love you guys!
I'm quite drunk and I'm laughing histerically at this whilst eating the chicken madras Hausmate made. Top kek m80
"What happens to the dinosaurs after the ice age?"
Well, Good Luck Charlie.
Man, the entire live stream was gold!
8:10 I’m not the only one who saw that roo’ Godzilla slide, am I?
Officially my favorite video they have ever made
Great job, the "stop the match" killed me.
Holy fuck, I was crying throughout this whole video, solid stuff, you guys were shitting comedy in this one.
War never changes.
there will come a day where there wont be anymore funhaus
that is the day i stop watching youtube
Please continue this... I was watching this video then had to throw up from bad seafood 10 times, BUT I never let go of my phone while watching this video. Thank you funhaus you fought me through it❤️ like the warthogs
LAND BEFORE TIME REFERENCE
holy shit i could watch this game forever. please make a part 2, you can't admit ultimate defeat to the predators.
it's so satisfying to hear Bruce say he's dead
This was the first video to make me audibly laugh. Props to you Funhaus!
I love you guys, shitty days or not you're always there with a dumb joke or ploy that cheers me TF up. Love you sooo much. PS: I'm sooo drunk rn
These battle sims are always the best lol. Keep them coming!
These are my favorite kind of videos.
I think James forgot that Mammoths didn't really die. They just evolved into elephants after the Ice age.
Besides the fact that I was loosing my mind how they didn't think of using seagulls with bombs during the "battle of predators", this was amazing. Please make more vids of this :-)
This video had my laughing so hard I was crying. I haven't done that it months! More Beast Battles!!
Please make a follow-up video to this game. Easily the funniest video I've seen this year
I would NEVER buy this game but this is some serious youtube content...
Nearly a year later. .
Still waiting on Ostrich 316
I know everybody says this but fuck it. I am glad I have a consistent place to come and laugh whenever its just a shitty day and I need a laugh.
6:51 At least when the polar bears and elephants and tigers and rhinos all go extinct soon we'll still have beast battle simulator to appreciate them.
Is there a DLC with the last now extinct male white rhino who spawns with his 4 machine gun toting poacher guards?
I miss this so much. Old Funhaus was best Funhaus
11:50 I want that on my wall in one of those fancy carved gold painted frames.
The quote your thinking of Elyse is from The land before time. And it’s three horns never play with long necks.
You need to come back to this
Not sure why but battle simulators make for some of the funniest videos.
James with the we need more DOTS...... I feel old for remembering that video
I want a man like Adam. Handsome, kind of depressed looking, reasonably intelligent, funny, likes cats, video games, is tolerant of anime. You get the idea.
Man now I want to see you guys win that round haha. Great content.
James pretending to be a pterodactyl sounds like Howard Dean running for president
as the one scientist who has dedicated their life to pterodactyl-penguin combat, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
I want this to be weekly. I love this game play
Ok no lie a loud clap of thunder out of nowhere happened right when the rino hit the soccer ball it scared the shit out of me
The cannons on the dachshunds made me spit out my tea
This game has no dedication to realism, that many hippos could destroy ANYTHING
James is right when it comes to Bjørn. I'm Norwegian and Bjørn is a name for men at the same time as it's the name for bear.
When the primates fought it looked like a bunch of emo kids dancing
This is now Mike Myers' new favorite game.
0:00
Why did that intro reduce me to fits of laughter?
Bruce: 'James come over here and Beast Battle Simulator'
James: 'I'll be there in JUST A SECOND!'
Bruce: 'Beast Battle Simulator - It wait for no man!'
We need a series on this
'Prey vs. Predators' is the new 'Mothers be Aware', but Ska came before Reggae.
Funhaus weekend videos are like the dessert section of a buffet
It might be bad for you but this is a bad metaphor I really like their weekend videos.
This was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Please make this into an ongoing series!
Sending in a dog on a suicide mission throws off the enemy lines and ruins their opening attack as they all target the one dog. Follow that up with an elephant that can attack without being thrown off balance by the charge.
I went to see Disney's Dinosaur at the cinema with my family when I was a kid. Even had Dinosaur toys and a t-shirt. I cannot remember the film's story at all. Definitely saw it though.
Bruce has a corvette?? Hell yeah brother bold eagle machine 😎
I need more of this! Asap!
God, another game made for them? We can never get enough!
Totally had childhood flashbacks to Elises Land Before Time reference.
We all know that goats are the best soccer players. Missed a chance to make jokes about the big green
simply another example of why crocodiles are the most perfect killing machine
R.I.P. Bruce we miss you
Adam whispering polar bears made me laugh and I don't know why
Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs. And fear is their bacon bits.
Really hope they try to complete the challenges and make this a multi-parter. I was going to say "2 parter" but seeing as that was 6 of 30 that was leaving their arses like they'd been fingered by an elephant I can only imagine the challenges would get far harder so might need a lot of parts to get through it all...
Bears generally are reknown for being the best land predators, so use as many as you can.