I'm Technically An Astronaut
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2022
- I created the universes tallest human and I'm not talking about legs.
The neck creature I've created will no doubt rule the entire cosmos eventually, so you can start offering up your sacrifices in the form of likes, comments and subs.
Game: Long Neck Run - play.google.com/store/apps/de...
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(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/ 
Игры
Imagine all the coffee you could drink with a neck this magnificent...
Don't give him ideas ⊙﹏⊙
Give him ideas
He would be abe to drink more coffy then he should to the point were alot of coffee would fill his stomac before the rest got there
@@thatonewitch I was just about to say that. Lol
Probably gonna get a ton of likes
Watching DF play these kinds of games is honestly mad entertaining
I watch all of these silly mobile games and ask myself why. I'm probably asking the wrong questions
"I want longer everything but I'll settle for neck"
Was looking for this comment 🤣
Df, a Canadian youtuber who loves coffee, who is now also an astronaut.
He is starting to believe... He knows the ways of the Sins family
And he’ll be known as funny sins!!😂😂
like my clone
other the the astronaut
He’s Canadian? Based
@@axolotlsarecute6764 I’m we
5:57. "Play times over." Aha. "Time to take this seriously." Immediately followed by: "bigger neck immediately". Perfectly normal everyday speak.
9:15: "As long as we don't do anything stupid, we'll just keep putting green things around our neck." Definitely not stupid.
Not even mobile games use the metric system, "Your neck is as tall as a t-rex!"
True freedom units.
Fun fact, the heights in this video are in meters for the final measurements, and appear to be surprisingly accurate!
This entire video is just America’s measurement system “Eiffel towers per tire around lady’s neck”
What is that in half-giraffes?
@@SephirothRyu ehh like 38 give a lawn chair or 2
You made me look too much into it.
Did you know that the average shoe size for an American males is 10.5, which is 10.31 inches. Sizes 12-13 US only account for 10% of shoes sold.
The closest shoe size to a 'foot' is size 15, which is hard to find data on. The nearest i could find reference to a study where 5 men exceeded the 14.5 shoe size, and that less than 3% of American males have size 14 feet.
So definitely less than 3% of Americans can actually use a foot to measure feet, which makes feet possibly the dumbest size metric around.
@@MelodicTurtleMetal yup I love our beautifully broken measurement system of absolute inefficientness
As an American, I cannot agree more lmao
3:29 "i don't pretty purple gems, i want longer neck, i want longer everything, but I'll settle for longer neck for now"
Ha
Ha
Ha
DF, always sticking his neck out for his viewers.
The way your voice went infomercial style at 2:07 was funnier to me than it had any right to b3
Love how he calls the Cristo Redentor an idiot lol
yeah 😂
To be fair, DF DEFINITELY doesn't practice those teachings when playing games.
Its a term of endearment. If he doesn't call you an idiot, you're not worth a comment 🤣
I love all of your videos because, well, it's yours, and I don't think it's a secret that no matter what you upload it's enjoyed, given that you don't frequently repeat games more than a few times, but there is something about mobile games that puts me off. It doesn't matter a lot since I also can just have the video running and listen to you, but I also enjoy watching the insanity you sometimes create and mobile games tend to lack depth or creativity due to their nature. Like I get the appeal here, it's Subway Endless (the train surf one) redone, but just as a general expression of feeling/feedback I think PC games are more enjoyable
redbull gives you wings coffe grows your neck and df made himself an astronaught
i like how df literally called jesus an idiot
DF was actually correct, that is a Brazilian statue, it's called "Cristo Redentor" and can be found in Rio de Janeiro! 😁
I love how Df changes the title and thumbnail every 5 minutes
Glad I am not the only one who say that. I thought I was going insane.
@@genjishimada4426 the two aren't mutually exclusive
Whoooo!!! Another video!!!
Cant believe you werent sure about christ the redeemer but instantly recognized the tower of pisa.
DF, its time for you to come to brazil.
You have no choice.
I remember watching grey play this game so I’m excited to see Df play this game for a while
Same
same!
Same
I love watching your videos before school, its so calming
same
I want DF to play Archero, he plays the bandit game and mobile games so I think he’ll enjoy it
HE POSTED YAY
Thanks for posting these 40 mins before I go to bed cause I can sleep to your vids
He says he doesn’t know what the gems are for when there’s a big button that says shop on the main menu lol
I love how your channel is "I played that mobile game so you don't have to" keep it up man
DF is pretty smart. He can name the statue and other structures that most people can't. Coffee and knowledge what a dangerous combination.
Oh crap. A mad scientist fueled by the world's supply of coffee.
I was about to go to bed but I mean who needs sleep when you have DF
Another thing if you let go you stop so if you're in one of the little turntables that are completely same covers you all of them you just stop and let all the rings to come to you
Bro its like 11:00 pm where I am and I'm still awake cause I'm like you and drink an excessive amount of coffee.
I cracked when he said hes not as tall as that idiot again referring to the statue
DF just said "Brazil" and I instantly smiled
HOLY… your channel blew up! I remember the days of just watching your Stardew Valley videos.
I thought it was going to be a cooler game from tge thumbnail but couldn't stop watching
you actually know stuff what a miracle
The Taj Mahal isn't a temple, it's a mausoleum.
4:46 how does the math even work in this game, 76 x 6 = 47???
Best youtuber to sleep to on the internet
DF says they’re stupid but knows all the different pieces of history-
This was quite entertaining
“stretch out your neck”
Captain Blue Bird, 2008
Man, so many games are just this one painted different
Wiggly Long Boy! That was my nickname at summer camp!
I think it’s funny that DF plays free kids games
He released this at ten hmm I’m able to see it cos of my disastrous sleep schedule
That big thing after the statue of liberty is the first rocket to reach the moon
Df should stream these games
DF what you said around 11:55 it wasn't a statue it was the Saturn 2 rocket that sent the first men into space if I am guessing correctly.
Yay I got here early! Hello world!
"I want a longer everything" - DF
DF:I want longer everything
aztec piramid
just so you know, that looks like the temple at Chichen Itza
ay you posted on my bday lets go
Happy birthday! :)
his neck got so big so quikly
He’s not wrong. That _is_ a wiggly long boi.
Im betting the "sasquatch" is gonna be king kong
I love your vids
4:06am upload I love being up so late
DF being reasonably cultured, Exposed!!!
3:24 the statue is on portugal actually
3:31 I think we all know what he meant by that
Imagine the blood pressure they have.
Love your vids
Nice video like always
Got in a car accident today, DF is going to help me sleep tonight
Unless concussion, then resist the sleep demon.
hehe I slept
So it looks like the multiplier is a lie? You get 50 x 4 = 30, somehow?
As a wise man once said “it just works”
Long neck must be compensating for something else hmm?
Dude love the video's wish i could be in one how else agreez keep up the work
Incredibly morbid to have it switch to tires around the neck. I would've avoided that if I'd developed the game, but apparently most people either seem to not know why that might be in poor taste or don't care.
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@@athe7revx1 Necklacing was (and in some places still is) a method of execution in apartheid South Africa in which they would put a fuel soaked tire around the neck/torso of a person and set it alight.
@@whatbroicanhave50character35 Oh shit I didn't know that- 0-0
@@athe7revx1 also, love the name, I'm a big fan of avenged sevenfold
Edit: got to see them live during their nightmare tour. Sadly it was the tour just after the Rev had passed.
@@whatbroicanhave50character35 Ironically I have not actually listened to that band- this is just my minecraft username lol
A) I'm honestly shocked that these games from ads are actual things.
B) this video's thumbnail is the weirdest, and only in retrospect does it make any sense.
When I saw the cover image I thought of Super Shenron from Dragon Ball lmaooo
So
Much
Coffee
Ah yes 61x7.5 which as we all know equals out to 49.6
I need this irl I'm short as hell
Someone needs to make a coffee clicker
Tell me why i just got rickrolled by an insurance ad
3:31 that’s a little sus DF not gonna lie
Love how 87 x 4=35.2
Yes!
One thing I noticed with this game (from GrayStillPlays’ playthrough of this game): the multiplier is inversely related to the maximum number of rings you *can* collect.
The more rings you *can* collect, the lower the multiplier.
The fewer rings you *can* collect, the higher the multiplier.
Emphasis on “can”, because even if you collect fewer rings than the amount you *could’ve* collected in a level, the multiplier won’t increase.
You got all the other ones correct and then just called the Taj Mahal a temple. I is sad.
Nice
Df and gray should Collab sometime lol
They did once! It was Gray, DF and CallMeKevin
@@raeyth_ oh really!
inb4 the devs rip this video for an ad
Df made of 70% coffee not water.
0:59 he missed the easiest ring😔
I just saw the thumbnail and thought,
Oh no
I wish I was this height
very epic
Mans called Jesus an idiot 😳
hes long hes long
3:25 send a '''salve'' to brazil we love you ( i love at least )
Yes now the girls will come rolling in
Same
the 38 foot statue is jesus christ
hi dangerouslyfunny. I hope you have a good rest of your day.
Hi DF
He doesn't know the Cristo Redentor 😭
i wonder if your spine grows as well?
113 x 4.6 is probably not 63.2
Just a guess though
I don't understand how their math works