NoPhone Durability Test - Scratch and BEND test!

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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    The NoPhone is for those of us who are too addicted to our phones, and want to stop... but still need something to hold on to. Its time to check the durability of The NoPhone. Will it hold up to every day life while you are withdrawing from technology? My channel is here to help with that.
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @callmerussell
    @callmerussell 4 года назад +8879

    Waiting for a teardown, can't wait to see what's inside!

  • @abdulsoleh7131
    @abdulsoleh7131 7 лет назад +595

    i wonder why this phone is so durable, you should make a teardown video of this phone zack...

  • @Mark-rn9ox
    @Mark-rn9ox 6 лет назад +5028

    How can you sound so serious during this test😂😂😂😂

    • @robertchymera
      @robertchymera 5 лет назад +327

      He said he lost his soul paying for textbooks and college, I think that's why

    • @tamzidazam
      @tamzidazam 5 лет назад +11

      Thats my question too

    • @freakygamer3138
      @freakygamer3138 5 лет назад +40

      He does a voice dub later. So he remains calm when he make one.

    • @Conundroy
      @Conundroy 5 лет назад +28

      What do you mean? It's just another normal durability test video

    • @Cheddwardo
      @Cheddwardo 5 лет назад +2

      R/woooooooooosh

  • @daniibtw8665
    @daniibtw8665 3 года назад +1451

    Zack: scratching a rectangle piece of plastic
    5 million people: *HMMMM*

    • @eazyd295
      @eazyd295 3 года назад +16

      You play fortnite🤢

    • @justaguyfromreddit
      @justaguyfromreddit 3 года назад

      Zac*

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 года назад +5

      @@eazyd295 right... aaannnddd?

    • @miweneia
      @miweneia 3 года назад +6

      @@eazyd295 no one asked buddy, go be toxic somewhere else 🤮

    • @DanielCaroAsiSoyYo
      @DanielCaroAsiSoyYo 3 года назад +4

      @@eazyd295 you are a human 🤢

  • @zetsu154
    @zetsu154 6 лет назад +40947

    Watching this on my NoPhone

    • @mhussain1863
      @mhussain1863 6 лет назад +409

      lol

    • @christophkalcher9
      @christophkalcher9 6 лет назад +372

      Not Bad...

    • @adiwar9372
      @adiwar9372 6 лет назад +1512

      But it doesn't have WiFi so you're using mobile data

    • @operatorbell448
      @operatorbell448 6 лет назад +186

      Andre154 how the fu- oh your using mobile data. Shit i cant see you threw your front camera

    • @redicity5884
      @redicity5884 6 лет назад +10

      LOL

  • @jacksong.2973
    @jacksong.2973 4 года назад +1267

    Can we see a tear down of this phone

    • @Bob-pz3id
      @Bob-pz3id 4 года назад +36

      As you can see, its just a block of plastic, but a teardown would be cool!

    • @memesfromdeepspace1075
      @memesfromdeepspace1075 4 года назад +21

      This not Lego coneted

    • @breadloaf6826
      @breadloaf6826 4 года назад +4

      In Flight hi

    • @gabrielsavin9731
      @gabrielsavin9731 4 года назад +4

      Of this no phone you mean

    • @Cohen-
      @Cohen- 4 года назад +2

      @@Bob-pz3id r/wooosh

  • @Radiatical
    @Radiatical 7 лет назад +2499

    Most disappointing thing about the NoPhone: They used a plastic back but they still don't have wireless charging...

    • @riyaanbakhda8320
      @riyaanbakhda8320 7 лет назад +154

      That shouldn't matter if your battery life is infinite

    • @ddnava96
      @ddnava96 7 лет назад +30

      Because it doesn't need to be charged. It is the only phone you won't need to connect to a power outlet every day or two :D

    • @bhaskardevaghar
      @bhaskardevaghar 7 лет назад +5

      Radiatical Actually he didn't mention it. But NoPhone has NO wireless charging. So, no need to disappoint.

    • @devanshkalia9072
      @devanshkalia9072 7 лет назад +9

      i think it does have wireless charging. Because i don't see any usb-c or micro usb

    • @ddnava96
      @ddnava96 7 лет назад +4

      It has a proprietary port, but it's only if they want to expand on capabilities. It's battery life is ifinite

  • @nandakumarmunaganti2644
    @nandakumarmunaganti2644 4 года назад +2256

    I wish there are more products like NoTextBook, NoTeacher, NoSchool, etc...

    • @JadynSmells
      @JadynSmells 4 года назад +168

      NoLife

    • @nandakumarmunaganti2644
      @nandakumarmunaganti2644 4 года назад +21

      @@JadynSmells LOL!

    • @coirden
      @coirden 4 года назад +73

      @@JadynSmells NoDepression

    • @SOL1Dfps
      @SOL1Dfps 4 года назад +6

      i thought it said 3 years ago, not weeks so i was like, well do I got something to tell you lmao

    • @red.hydrogen
      @red.hydrogen 4 года назад +7

      @@nandakumarmunaganti2644 The NoPhone went on to smash records, leading to new products including NoTablet, NoLaptop, NoComputer, and NoSmartwatch. They then fell into obscurity.

  • @cr5678
    @cr5678 5 лет назад +1653

    Wait so you aren’t even going to do a tear-down and show us the internal parts? Very disappointed.

    • @drawde_064
      @drawde_064 5 лет назад +35

      Christopher Rule agreed we definitely need to see that

    • @Cuylar
      @Cuylar 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr

    • @lastimutesa1120
      @lastimutesa1120 5 лет назад +3

      It's an April fool's prank...

    • @Cuylar
      @Cuylar 5 лет назад +34

      @@lastimutesa1120 everyone knows that.

    • @drawde_064
      @drawde_064 5 лет назад +26

      Lastimutesa r/wooosh

  • @bilbowagons7932
    @bilbowagons7932 5 лет назад +2087

    The power button is made of plastic as well.
    ʷʰᵃᵗˀ

  • @josesemertzidis3587
    @josesemertzidis3587 4 года назад +5154

    *i can’t even tell if he’s being sarcastic or serious anymore.*

    • @ThatChester
      @ThatChester 4 года назад +340

      *he’s being seriously sarcastic and sarcastically serious*

    • @josesemertzidis3587
      @josesemertzidis3587 4 года назад +81

      @chests_ *makes sense to me*

    • @KyddBurton
      @KyddBurton 4 года назад +77

      *Y E S N ' T*

    • @josesemertzidis3587
      @josesemertzidis3587 4 года назад +10

      @Inferno Dragon What??

    • @who6913
      @who6913 4 года назад +27

      It’s an April fools video

  • @dillon3974
    @dillon3974 3 года назад +172

    "If you need to pause the video and rethink your life, that's okay with me." 🤣

  • @strike0057
    @strike0057 5 лет назад +6060

    Mom can I buy a phone?
    "No, we have phone at home"
    Phone at home:

    • @MetalSaucenic
      @MetalSaucenic 5 лет назад +19

      Str!ke this deserves more likes

    • @gamingmadness9726
      @gamingmadness9726 5 лет назад +33

      i thought the phone at home was supposed to be the worse one???

    • @hurby8260
      @hurby8260 5 лет назад +9

      @StichyStitch r/woooosh

    • @noahsakko1778
      @noahsakko1778 5 лет назад +7

      StichyStitch you missed the joke, woooosh yourself.

    • @hurby8260
      @hurby8260 5 лет назад

      @@noahsakko1778 aight

  • @peyj7977
    @peyj7977 5 лет назад +1311

    I'm tired as shit and I should go to sleep because I got a test tomorrow and semester finals next week. But watching a grown man scratch a plastic block on the internet is more important.

    • @julianmorales-silva160
      @julianmorales-silva160 5 лет назад +8

      Saaaame

    • @lucasflexmammer6356
      @lucasflexmammer6356 5 лет назад +2

      Then why are you watching?

    • @mollerbt
      @mollerbt 5 лет назад +10

      Been there more times then I care to admit. Funny how priorities tend to change like that at random moments. As someone who experianced this several times during my last physics course, I can accurately inform you that this random change of priorities is actually a law of physics. How so you may ask? I dunno. I neglected to study those details to watch a grown man test the durability of a plastic block. Why? Because physics. That's why.

    • @Hentai_Senpa169
      @Hentai_Senpa169 5 лет назад

      @@mollerbt lol

    • @betoso97
      @betoso97 5 лет назад +5

      Is called addiction, same as you

  • @Screaminbeamin
    @Screaminbeamin 5 лет назад +2883

    I'm so high I thought this was a legit phone until he said 0 MP camera.

  • @marlongasparotto5867
    @marlongasparotto5867 3 года назад +112

    2:40 This solid block of black plastic is eerily similar to the iPhone 7 when it comes to functionality 😂😂

  • @sejfullah9134
    @sejfullah9134 5 лет назад +1303

    But the real question is: why this video appears on home after 2 yrs

  • @chuckscarlett1122
    @chuckscarlett1122 7 лет назад +1021

    I dont know why but i always come to this channel to hear his voice intonation. So therapeutic and satisfying

  • @lithiumlontem4442
    @lithiumlontem4442 7 лет назад +1671

    Do a tear down for the No Phone. XD

    • @abdurrahmanmoustapha
      @abdurrahmanmoustapha 7 лет назад +15

      Anwar Hafiz Ahmad Razi he must grind it

    • @JeniousJustin
      @JeniousJustin 7 лет назад +44

      no point, its all gonna be a poor use of space

    • @sandroantadze4130
      @sandroantadze4130 7 лет назад +6

      Nokia 3310

    • @ByteGuy
      @ByteGuy 7 лет назад +23

      Random Guy no, you already had cancer

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo 7 лет назад +6

      gotta sue to get them chemo moneys

  • @soljustsol8616
    @soljustsol8616 3 года назад +193

    “Has the same functionality of an iPhone 7”
    Me, watching on an iPhone 7: 👁👄👁

    • @nexz5thgenleaders
      @nexz5thgenleaders 3 года назад +2

      I’m on a iPhone 6s Plus 😿💔

    • @reptilzum1616
      @reptilzum1616 3 года назад +3

      My iphone 7 is slowly losing all its functionality starting with it’s battery, so this is actually pretty accurate...

    • @gokuldassrao
      @gokuldassrao 3 года назад +1

      Samsung note 7 anyone?

    • @tribalturtle
      @tribalturtle 3 года назад +2

      @@gokuldassrao you mean the over $800 BOMB?

    • @LaloSalamancaGaming69
      @LaloSalamancaGaming69 3 года назад

      iPhone 8 red me

  • @joey1720
    @joey1720 4 года назад +484

    2019 still waiting for the teardown

  • @tacoriffic926
    @tacoriffic926 7 лет назад +1626

    I'm ready for the teardown!

    • @mooncake8320
      @mooncake8320 7 лет назад

      Tacoriffic926 me too 😀

    • @ki9615
      @ki9615 7 лет назад

      Tacoriffic926 same

    • @KentuckyRanger
      @KentuckyRanger 7 лет назад

      You stole my comment, LMAO!!!

    • @thesanchitgarg
      @thesanchitgarg 7 лет назад

      Tacoriffic926 Lmao

    •  7 лет назад +7

      I need a replacement for my home button...

  • @robwiz9
    @robwiz9 4 года назад +1406

    Everybody gangsta till the phone turns ON

    • @findantu
      @findantu 3 года назад +49

      Id laugh my ass off if he hit the power button and the old nokia ringtone played

    • @gigafarquaad5506
      @gigafarquaad5506 3 года назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @itswarhawk
      @itswarhawk 3 года назад

      Mezametamae Waga Aruji Tachi Yo

    • @pranav9725
      @pranav9725 3 года назад +6

      How can I buy case for this no phone?

    • @quinndeery890
      @quinndeery890 3 года назад +6

      It was on the entire time

  • @ghosthunter0950
    @ghosthunter0950 3 года назад +227

    "I lost most of my soul paying for textbooks in college" says zack in a soothing voice 😂

  • @oliverlexcamachosaucedo8973
    @oliverlexcamachosaucedo8973 4 года назад +1930

    "The 0 megapixel camera"
    oh.

  • @paulranalli3367
    @paulranalli3367 5 лет назад +1396

    "At this point you might be wondering what series of life decisions led you to be watching a grown man scratch a plastic block on the internet".... I indeed paused to video to consider this.....

    • @zlcoolboy
      @zlcoolboy 4 года назад +8

      :(

    • @kadeoregan882
      @kadeoregan882 4 года назад +13

      Paul Ranalli as I was reading your comment, it was playing the sound at the same time

    • @himanshuchachra8198
      @himanshuchachra8198 4 года назад +2

      Watching this at 2:24 AM nonetheless

    • @ShyDigi
      @ShyDigi 4 года назад

      Same

    • @zayd_ceron8454
      @zayd_ceron8454 4 года назад +1

      BRO I WAS WATCHING IT AT THE SAME TIME I READ YOUR COMMENT WTF LIKE THE SAME COMMENTARY

  • @alimohmed2578
    @alimohmed2578 4 года назад +2287

    "I lost most of my soul paying for textbooks in college"
    JerryRigEverything

  • @desmondruhling
    @desmondruhling 4 года назад +85

    I’m impressed that he didn’t start laughing in tears in the middle

  • @fouleregg7483
    @fouleregg7483 4 года назад +895

    Finally a phone that sounds good when he scratches the sides

    • @rxzzza842
      @rxzzza842 4 года назад +3

      FoulerEgg74 yes ur right lmfao

    • @Soapduck_
      @Soapduck_ 4 года назад +4

      SOLD

    • @kylexd3154
      @kylexd3154 4 года назад

      IKR

    • @rxzzza842
      @rxzzza842 4 года назад

      Sold to the man in the black and white suit for $100,000

    • @robin.r
      @robin.r 4 года назад

      Holy fuck youre right

  • @jemzomaclain
    @jemzomaclain 5 лет назад +4485

    *This solid block of black plastic*
    *_is eerily similar to the iPhone 7 when it comes to functionality._*
    LMFAO

    • @carmenramgarib3341
      @carmenramgarib3341 5 лет назад +86

      Its the same as every iphone in existence

    • @DrKesa-vk2gx
      @DrKesa-vk2gx 5 лет назад +12

      @@carmenramgarib3341 6s is not bad

    • @Gluraqua
      @Gluraqua 5 лет назад +68

      @@DrKesa-vk2gx every iPhone is bad

    • @user-wy1us5wo8u
      @user-wy1us5wo8u 5 лет назад +18

      GluraquaPlays every samsung phone is bad

    • @jemzomaclain
      @jemzomaclain 5 лет назад +69

      @@user-wy1us5wo8u and here we have a perfect example of an unintelligent, blind, greedy, stubborn apple user.

  • @ludwig4029
    @ludwig4029 6 лет назад +1838

    The IP rating for the NoPhone is probably IP6∞

    • @user-hr7fi9lk2k
      @user-hr7fi9lk2k 6 лет назад +8

      A simple RUclips channel ♾

    • @TechHug
      @TechHug 6 лет назад +29

      It's IP69

    • @superbaldi3307
      @superbaldi3307 6 лет назад +8

      Lol IP73374738821191923475753738392282292929292

    • @nestoNESTOnesto
      @nestoNESTOnesto 6 лет назад +11

      Unless the plastic is hydroscopic.

    • @Xilog
      @Xilog 6 лет назад +7

      IP79 and IPX6 for spray resistance

  • @MeowtronStar
    @MeowtronStar 3 года назад +50

    "If you're on a date..."
    "Well, if you actually bought this phone, you won't really need to worry about such a situation."

  • @arturoacevedo8528
    @arturoacevedo8528 7 лет назад +1887

    "I lost most of my soul paying for textbooks in college".

    • @nellyb743
      @nellyb743 7 лет назад +75

      Arturo Acevedo I cracked up so hard when he said this I woke up my roommate. Hahaha. The truth level is above 9000!

    • @tr0jan523
      @tr0jan523 7 лет назад +2

      Arturo Acevedo Lol

    • @MohdAzylee
      @MohdAzylee 6 лет назад

      Arturo Acevedo lool

    • @vibewithari9930
      @vibewithari9930 6 лет назад

      Arturo Acevedo bruhhhhj

    • @ayyoitzToko
      @ayyoitzToko 6 лет назад +2

      i aint bout that no ois life wtf xD

  • @cubic.gamesonline2797
    @cubic.gamesonline2797 4 года назад +1370

    The NoPhone is actually unbreakable:
    Even if you can break it in 2 parts, it will always work

    • @xvor_tex8577
      @xvor_tex8577 4 года назад +29

      Unlike the iPhone 6 Plus that I’m currently using

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 4 года назад +16

      Unlike any apple product ever

    • @thejummyjum6207
      @thejummyjum6207 4 года назад +36

      Even if you break it down to individual atoms it will work exactly how it used to

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 4 года назад +3

      @@thejummyjum6207 r/UnexpectedThanos

    • @questionmarkquestionmarkques
      @questionmarkquestionmarkques 4 года назад +6

      @@Dexuz r/ihavereddit

  • @mustafam1792
    @mustafam1792 6 лет назад +2225

    _The best sarcastic tech video ever_
    *Like EVER*

    • @myb278
      @myb278 6 лет назад +3

      Mustafa Mamuwala Look at the date April 1st

    • @JYMAHJAMES
      @JYMAHJAMES 6 лет назад +1

      Royboy278 we know...🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @glxy2605
      @glxy2605 6 лет назад +1

      SO TRUE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GamiumGamers
      @GamiumGamers 6 лет назад +2

      The most valuable like ever

    • @noahnguyen7929
      @noahnguyen7929 6 лет назад +1

      Tru

  • @markbogdan2
    @markbogdan2 3 года назад +84

    Jerry: ... If apple keeps removing....
    Apple 2020: We dont need no charging brick, we dont need no headphones

    • @techtoday5847
      @techtoday5847 3 года назад +7

      And now no charging port

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 года назад +5

      @@techtoday5847 except on France and Brazil, both are fighting for the right of the consumer to gain a "complete phone", AKA the phone plus the charging brick.

    • @AnonVoids
      @AnonVoids 3 года назад +1

      @@danielm.595 Brazil's federal consumer protection organisation "PROCON" applied a 10 million fine(+/-). Apple is not gonna change anything anyway for sure.

    • @UnUhWn
      @UnUhWn 3 года назад +2

      Can't wait for the phone to come without a box

  • @Imegal
    @Imegal 5 лет назад +182

    3:32
    “A Flagship Nophone”
    It’s already a flagship. There’s no headphone jack.

  • @LAKANMusic
    @LAKANMusic 4 года назад +585

    When is the teardown skin coming for the nophone?

    • @ILoveHoneyBunss
      @ILoveHoneyBunss 3 года назад +8

      Still has not come out

    • @TechThisOutYT
      @TechThisOutYT 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @tribalturtle
      @tribalturtle 3 года назад +3

      It comes with on already on! How cool is that!

    • @captainchris2
      @captainchris2 3 года назад +2

      Yeah since this phone is unique inside. Not the best, but it’s very unique for a phone.

    • @ultimxtely5167
      @ultimxtely5167 3 года назад

      due to it being too complex, i dont think he would be able to make one

  • @stanmakrushin
    @stanmakrushin 3 года назад +50

    04:05 exactly, I’m asking the same questions rn

  • @E--Drop
    @E--Drop 7 лет назад +2527

    Can you make the NoPhone clear?

  • @janfajardo2348
    @janfajardo2348 7 лет назад +370

    Probably the only phone that will survive for the next 100 years. Cheers no phone!

    • @ahmedal-shabi6032
      @ahmedal-shabi6032 7 лет назад +9

      jan fajardo more like 50 million years

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 7 лет назад +24

      nokia 3310 will last the next 1000.

    • @girf4233
      @girf4233 7 лет назад +3

      jan fajardo mean while nokia 3310 survives the next 2000 years

  • @benjaminmathias5004
    @benjaminmathias5004 4 года назад +286

    2:46 “ which means this solid block of black plastic is eerily similar to the iPhone 7 when it comes to functionality”
    Direct liver hook

  • @ErectileSceptile
    @ErectileSceptile 3 года назад +15

    "I lost most of my soul paying for textbooks in college"
    Shit. This hurts

  • @ryannguyen0206
    @ryannguyen0206 4 года назад +674

    2020: Introducing NoPhone Fold & NoPhone Flip.

    • @ih4v0c27
      @ih4v0c27 4 года назад +5

      And nophone scroll

    • @adamwhoyt5126
      @adamwhoyt5126 4 года назад +5

      And no phone holographic

    • @obiwankenobi8033
      @obiwankenobi8033 4 года назад +3

      And NoPhone no phone

    • @Soapduck_
      @Soapduck_ 4 года назад +4

      And NoPhone FoIpScrGraphiNoPhone

    • @voidanderson202
      @voidanderson202 4 года назад +3

      Nophone has the corona virus so its functionality is limited.

  • @boywithluv4967
    @boywithluv4967 5 лет назад +1438

    Absolutely waterproof. It can survive if dropped in pacific ocean.

    • @boywithluv4967
      @boywithluv4967 5 лет назад +17

      @Ninjakenberto but we're talking about the durability of this no phone. No animals were harmed in this comment.

    • @magicUFO
      @magicUFO 5 лет назад +4

      ACTUALLY, it will probably dissolve after few thousands years.

    • @retrogaming4923
      @retrogaming4923 5 лет назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH BEST PHONE EVER MADE

    • @Rohan_Yadav7
      @Rohan_Yadav7 5 лет назад

      @BL John Chavez But cant say whether or not u will get the phone back🤔

    • @whoswondering7911
      @whoswondering7911 5 лет назад

      @Ninjakenberto Yea the whole world lmfaoo.

  • @amarok1124
    @amarok1124 5 лет назад +680

    the no phone is so updated.... its in dark mode... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ZyadOsman1
      @ZyadOsman1 5 лет назад +14

      Actually, it's in nomode

    • @anjitahlawat
      @anjitahlawat 5 лет назад +5

      Permanently 🤣

    • @robertkim3066
      @robertkim3066 5 лет назад

      When your phone becomes emo

    • @1tems
      @1tems 5 лет назад

      The nophone needs to be white so police didnt know your using a white phone

  • @VintageDivinity
    @VintageDivinity 3 года назад +17

    “And y’all know I ain’t bout that non OIS life”😂😂😂 2:21

  • @hannaletzring4517
    @hannaletzring4517 4 года назад +1559

    4:08 What led me to watching a grown man testing the durability of a plastic block? Quarantine 😂

  • @degastar
    @degastar 5 лет назад +1554

    "People always comment, asking how I can live with myself after damaging so many devices on my RUclips channel. And it's actually pretty easy. I lost most of my soul paying for textbooks in college."

    • @AbG-pk4ti
      @AbG-pk4ti 5 лет назад +66

      I felt that comment, deep in my non existent soul.

    • @BiggieCheeto
      @BiggieCheeto 5 лет назад +31

      Yes good job you watched the video

    • @samrodwell4361
      @samrodwell4361 5 лет назад +7

      I feel like I’ve heard this before...

    • @David-lc5ui
      @David-lc5ui 5 лет назад +6

      Im reading this comment while hes saying it

    • @7_k265
      @7_k265 5 лет назад

      Shroobercide read that when he started to say it

  • @heyhey-jb8oi
    @heyhey-jb8oi 5 лет назад +420

    Holy shit how could he keep a straight face while doing this LMAO

    • @Alex-gs4tm
      @Alex-gs4tm 5 лет назад +3

      Cool Dude DUKEY IS THAT U

    • @tian4701
      @tian4701 5 лет назад +11

      That's why we can't see his face. A tactical move, really

    • @VarunGupta3009
      @VarunGupta3009 5 лет назад +4

      A notable reason why we actually never _see_ his face.

    • @amineaboutalib
      @amineaboutalib 5 лет назад +1

      But..but.. but you can't see his face

    • @moth4256
      @moth4256 5 лет назад +1

      you can usually tell whether someone is smiling or not by their voice though, so even hiding your face isn't enough

  • @doom2507
    @doom2507 4 года назад +9

    Startup screen : no phone
    Me : why is this taking so long

  • @SPICIB0I
    @SPICIB0I 6 лет назад +1622

    Did I just watch a durability test on a bit of plastic ?

  • @gentleman7407
    @gentleman7407 5 лет назад +2904

    Disrespectful comparing NoPhone with the iPhone.
    At least the NoPhone isn't trash.

    • @ouwebok3356
      @ouwebok3356 5 лет назад +9

      Andy Truong | actually you are woooshed cause Gentleman was making a joke ;) | I loge it when kids are stupid

    • @gentleman7407
      @gentleman7407 5 лет назад +41

      @@andytruong3501 Yeah I think you're the one who got r/wooosh'd lol

    • @JohnGannucci
      @JohnGannucci 5 лет назад

      Pengo Gaming I loge it

    • @JohnGannucci
      @JohnGannucci 5 лет назад +3

      Gentleman you both wooshed

    • @cyanwise3024
      @cyanwise3024 5 лет назад +8

      @@ouwebok3356 wooshing from other social platforms feels stupid I see it everywhere

  • @lupitap3880
    @lupitap3880 5 лет назад +1617

    Do you have a phone?
    *yea*
    What phone do you have?
    *no phone*
    But you just said...?

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 лет назад +32

      Illusion 100

    • @trikxzy
      @trikxzy 5 лет назад +7

      Palomo 25 how do u do the T H I C C text??

    • @blazinfoam2887
      @blazinfoam2887 5 лет назад

      @@trikxzy asterisk random stuff u want to write asterisk

    • @thenamescable2084
      @thenamescable2084 5 лет назад +1

      @@trikxzy *you mean this thick text?*

    • @laurituppurainen2357
      @laurituppurainen2357 5 лет назад

      @@trikxzy U gotta put this thing * in the start and end of your text

  • @JM-pe6qo
    @JM-pe6qo 3 года назад +2

    Mom, can I have a phone?
    “You already have a phone.”
    The phone:

  • @jerwinusacdin8954
    @jerwinusacdin8954 5 лет назад +646

    "But if you need to pause the video and rethink your life, that's okay with me."
    LMAOOO

    • @Vinesauce688
      @Vinesauce688 5 лет назад +4

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @gwqc6130
      @gwqc6130 5 лет назад +5

      Right whan i read this i heard him sa the sam exact thing

    • @superyeah4ever2
      @superyeah4ever2 5 лет назад +1

      I actually do need to reevaluate my life..

    • @cristianob7012
      @cristianob7012 5 лет назад +1

      I also heard him say it as I read it

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 5 лет назад +2

      "The rest of us will be watching the bend test."

  • @j4nis059
    @j4nis059 4 года назад +599

    How the heck could you take this serius during recording?😂

    • @commandblock7077
      @commandblock7077 4 года назад +11

      How the heck could you act this serious during recording

    • @Frostybijt
      @Frostybijt 4 года назад +1

      Ez. Nice sense of cynical humor.

    • @thatdudethecommenter1012
      @thatdudethecommenter1012 4 года назад +3

      As the man said he lost most of his soul paying for textbooks in college

    • @lenolouis
      @lenolouis 4 года назад +2

      April fools

    • @jasonmcy1
      @jasonmcy1 4 года назад

      April fools

  • @user-en5bu4zj9n
    @user-en5bu4zj9n 4 года назад +861

    This whole video is just one big joke
    I like it.

    • @KwabenaL.
      @KwabenaL. 4 года назад +2

      @@thelegendaryseal1234 Grammar, nice grammar right there... Idot.

    • @r37r09
      @r37r09 4 года назад +2

      @@KwabenaL. Alright grammar Nazi

    • @blender7750
      @blender7750 4 года назад +2

      @@KwabenaL. idiot***

    • @artbeeeeee
      @artbeeeeee 4 года назад +2

      @@KwabenaL. ... Idot... Yeah. correcting people when you can't even spell makes so much sense.

    • @gg_goluu
      @gg_goluu 4 года назад

      Just a random Kid yeah bro you are right 💯💯😂😂

  • @fesyuki-kun2332
    @fesyuki-kun2332 4 года назад +8

    3 years later
    The foldable dream happen with the same screen structure as the no phone (scratchs at level 3 w deeper groves at level 4)

  • @sacaedwinchester7837
    @sacaedwinchester7837 5 лет назад +1696

    Nokia: finally a worthy opponent!
    Nokia:our battle will be legendary

  • @n0ame1u1
    @n0ame1u1 7 лет назад +162

    "If you actually bought this, you probably won't have to worry about that situation"
    Straight-up savage.

  • @cupid3890
    @cupid3890 5 лет назад +1054

    0 megapixel camera, 0 gigs of ram, 0 gigs of storage, and no headphone jack.
    Best phone in the world, but no thx bc of the no headphone jack.

    • @jorgecarrizalesjr6589
      @jorgecarrizalesjr6589 5 лет назад +14

      aka (iPhone)

    • @packetofforce7197
      @packetofforce7197 5 лет назад +2

      Iphone xi

    • @skaf201
      @skaf201 5 лет назад +1

      Actually iPhone goes into *MORE CAMERAS* theme and remove everything else rn xD
      Just like AMD's *MORE CORES* when it is about Ryzen

    • @odettemarie913
      @odettemarie913 5 лет назад

      Ha!ha!ha!

    • @anjitahlawat
      @anjitahlawat 5 лет назад +1

      It shows too much attitude in company.. because after everything is Zero they don't have space for 3.5mm Jack🤣😂

  • @pandeyg4041
    @pandeyg4041 3 года назад +39

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    5milllion people: watching the durability of plastic block😅

    • @josiasx2110
      @josiasx2110 3 года назад

      No it is not 5 million different people it is 5 mill views

    • @josiasx2110
      @josiasx2110 3 года назад

      Also at the time right now it is 4.9 million views

    • @josiasx2110
      @josiasx2110 3 года назад

      If you rewatch the video you give it an extra views

    • @josiasx2110
      @josiasx2110 3 года назад

      View not views

    • @big_smoke7t
      @big_smoke7t 3 года назад

      @@josiasx2110 You killed Cyan 😠😠

  • @GTX200
    @GTX200 5 лет назад +1016

    Waiting for NoPhone 2 maybe bigger screen next upgrade :)

  • @MrAndrewacdc
    @MrAndrewacdc 5 лет назад +284

    He was so serious about this LMAO

    • @amardeepsingh3774
      @amardeepsingh3774 5 лет назад +1

      Wow. How can be so serious. Good .keep it up

    • @jamesmalacad8966
      @jamesmalacad8966 5 лет назад +2

      Because it's an april fools video

    • @MrAndrewacdc
      @MrAndrewacdc 5 лет назад +1

      Ok don’t take it seriously like damn

    • @jamesmalacad8966
      @jamesmalacad8966 5 лет назад

      No I didn't meant that I'm sorry 😂 I understand the context now

  • @MotivationAdonis
    @MotivationAdonis 7 лет назад +1002

    Nothing inside the phone seems like a poor use of space

    • @kyriakos098
      @kyriakos098 7 лет назад +13

      Black color. Seems like a poor use of space

    • @HankHillBentOver
      @HankHillBentOver 7 лет назад +15

      Actually it's full

    • @ddnava96
      @ddnava96 7 лет назад +22

      Well, there is absolutely no air inside the phone, so we could say it is the best use of space we've ever seen on any phone

    • @g4m3rforl1fe6
      @g4m3rforl1fe6 7 лет назад +1

      Troll Blockable i

    • @aidanhinkson9804
      @aidanhinkson9804 7 лет назад +3

      thats why it was on april fools 😂😂

  • @cheuongum
    @cheuongum 3 года назад +8

    "some phones have a plastic screen, like the droid turbo 2 and the galaxy S7 edge" - Zack 2016

  • @rchromat8281
    @rchromat8281 6 лет назад +571

    I love how he treats if like a real phone

    • @goldiful9439
      @goldiful9439 6 лет назад +5

      Fat Mantatee because it's a joke dumbass

    • @gabrielpulido7647
      @gabrielpulido7647 6 лет назад +8

      Got a problem ? r/whoosh

    • @zacharyabels4182
      @zacharyabels4182 6 лет назад +8

      Got a problem ? We understand, you’re the real dumbass here

    • @kib7045
      @kib7045 5 лет назад +4

      @@goldiful9439
      R/wooosh

    • @dognel7923
      @dognel7923 5 лет назад +2

      @@goldiful9439 r/woooosh

  • @derpizzaman1050
    @derpizzaman1050 4 года назад +410

    i'd like to see nophone release a version with a headphone jack just to take the piss out of newer devices

    • @Chonksta
      @Chonksta 4 года назад +35

      nophone should release the " Nophone Real "
      - Buttons actually click
      - glass screen ( still does nothing )
      - Ports ( they do nothing )
      so it looks like a real phone but still does nothing

    • @m.khaledathaaya3067
      @m.khaledathaaya3067 4 года назад +3

      @@Chonksta hey! good idea

    • @mazpi6048
      @mazpi6048 4 года назад +7

      Pro tips : you can upgrade the connectivity of your no phone using a drill

    • @cflynn3684
      @cflynn3684 4 года назад +1

      Maybe an actual dumbphone version that does calls and text only. No gui no color lcd

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 4 года назад +2

      Well, the good part about the nophone, is that its built with "customizable internal layout technology" which means that you can just drill a whole anywhere and use it as a headphone jack, no matter where you drill, you get 100% of the NoPhone's capabilities

  • @vladkhmel5339
    @vladkhmel5339 5 лет назад +307

    watch him actually review a slab of plastic as a real phoen
    Something's going on here...

  • @endagod4079
    @endagod4079 4 года назад +4

    The sarcasm in this video is off the charts 🤣

  • @Demonetizedh8re
    @Demonetizedh8re 5 лет назад +1338

    Basically the iPhone 7, with a decent price

  • @TheNagler
    @TheNagler 6 лет назад +252

    The 0 mega pixel camera

  • @terrancemoore9102
    @terrancemoore9102 5 лет назад +831

    Zero gigs of storage?
    No Wi-Fi?
    A *SOLID* Black Display?
    THIS IS THE BEST PHONE EVER!

    • @oof-ig4vx
      @oof-ig4vx 5 лет назад +17

      First one sounds like apple

    • @blueoptimalpokemonsm4055
      @blueoptimalpokemonsm4055 5 лет назад +6

      Meh not good it only has 0mah of battery that's bad for me I need at least -3000 mah of battery

    • @sprit9243
      @sprit9243 5 лет назад

      @@blueoptimalpokemonsm4055 r/wooosh

    • @blueoptimalpokemonsm4055
      @blueoptimalpokemonsm4055 5 лет назад +5

      @@sprit9243 UNO reverse card

    • @sprit9243
      @sprit9243 5 лет назад +1

      @@blueoptimalpokemonsm4055 Uno 4+ card

  • @nancymarie6128
    @nancymarie6128 4 года назад +2

    I love how serious he is this just made my day 100000% better

  • @Solstice0707
    @Solstice0707 5 лет назад +761

    What am I doing with my life????
    I saw a guy playing with a plastic block for 5 minutes!!!!😢😢

    • @mubii1126
      @mubii1126 5 лет назад +12

      you dumb piece of shit just don't watch RUclips then

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +15

      @@mubii1126 why are you here

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +8

      @@mubii1126 youre 1 month late

    • @novadestry
      @novadestry 5 лет назад +4

      I watched a man boil water for an hour

    • @jacksonhippenstiel8382
      @jacksonhippenstiel8382 5 лет назад +2

      NovaDestry I watched a man read the whole dictionary

  • @bpalmaffy
    @bpalmaffy 4 года назад +290

    It took me 2 minutes and 37 seconds to realize that this wasn’t a real phone

    • @oppaio
      @oppaio 4 года назад +8

      It took me 5 minutes and 6 seconds and looking at the date of the video to realize that this wasn't a real phone.

    • @radwanaoun5997
      @radwanaoun5997 4 года назад +6

      Holy shit, I swear I literally read this comment as soon as I reached 2:37
      I freaked out ngl

    • @bpalmaffy
      @bpalmaffy 4 года назад

      @@radwanaoun5997 nice

    • @voidanderson202
      @voidanderson202 4 года назад +2

      Questioning your life yet? Did you have to pause?

    • @bpalmaffy
      @bpalmaffy 4 года назад +2

      Void Anderson I most definitely paused and just kinda thought about my life choices leading up to that point

  • @vijey221
    @vijey221 6 лет назад +778

    Watching this on my No Phone

    • @CaptainKronk
      @CaptainKronk 6 лет назад +15

      You stole this

    • @robertpakulski1738
      @robertpakulski1738 6 лет назад +27

      You tried to get likes but failed miserably,your a disappointment to ur family

    • @zl-ep1ke
      @zl-ep1ke 5 лет назад +6

      @@robertpakulski1738 It's Called Sarcasm Kid

    • @harolduxzz4304
      @harolduxzz4304 5 лет назад +5

      @@zl-ep1ke He was sarcastic 😂 get woooshed

    • @zl-ep1ke
      @zl-ep1ke 5 лет назад +1

      @@harolduxzz4304 haha

  • @CatSu_Flyaway
    @CatSu_Flyaway 11 месяцев назад +2

    Next, you have to do a durability test on the nophone air, and a tear down too!

  • @d3ar
    @d3ar 4 года назад +137

    The NoPhones Screen scratches at a level 3 with deeper grooves at a level 4.

    • @miikusaba546
      @miikusaba546 4 года назад +2

      >:O

    • @Infevlol
      @Infevlol 4 года назад +3

      The Motorola RAZR screen scratched at level 2 with deeper grooves at level 3

  • @Apcoolcharles
    @Apcoolcharles 7 лет назад +1314

    This phone has a better screen resolution than a iPhone 7

    • @waffleii6841
      @waffleii6841 7 лет назад +21

      Apcoolcharles I could've easily said the same thing about any Android competitor

    • @Apcoolcharles
      @Apcoolcharles 7 лет назад +42

      TheWaffleLord it's just a joke lol

    • @bournemichael3227
      @bournemichael3227 7 лет назад +18

      TheWaffleLord Not about galaxy s8 though

    • @teinepolaarsus6728
      @teinepolaarsus6728 7 лет назад +26

      Apcoolcharles That sheep is under every comment about iFhone

    • @Apcoolcharles
      @Apcoolcharles 7 лет назад +11

      Kermo Sarapson I'm not surprised

  • @sinful9347
    @sinful9347 5 лет назад +703

    How TF can you make a video about you scratching a plastic brick be this interesting? 😂😂

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter 3 года назад +6

    These geniuses came up with a way to charge $12 for a plastic rectangle
    (And $6 for literally nothing)

  • @backfootdrive
    @backfootdrive 6 лет назад +442

    "it worked just as well after the scratching as it did after the scratching"
    😂😂That really cracked me up

    • @Butziiiii
      @Butziiiii 6 лет назад +16

      Read over that again REALLY SLOWLY until you spot the mistake

    • @mrjzz2703
      @mrjzz2703 6 лет назад

      GHOST4EVER lol

    • @walkingguy6409
      @walkingguy6409 6 лет назад

      @@Butziiiii omg

    • @domingo8308
      @domingo8308 6 лет назад

      100th like

    • @vjollila96
      @vjollila96 6 лет назад

      well he is not wrong

  • @doguseyidoglu5937
    @doguseyidoglu5937 7 лет назад +588

    Watching this on my NoPhone.

  • @juanembz
    @juanembz 4 года назад +1387

    Nobody:
    Jerry: It's very similar to iPhone 7 in functionality.

  • @mayankpradhan1982
    @mayankpradhan1982 4 года назад +1

    Just got my nophone yesterday...
    Battery life of this phone is incredible and talking about durability, it is way stronger than thors hammer

  • @masayuki2454
    @masayuki2454 4 года назад +214

    I truly started questioning my life at 4:06

  • @dartheleven2108
    @dartheleven2108 5 лет назад +562

    I'm just waiting for apple to release a $500 version.

    • @Nathan-mk3uf
      @Nathan-mk3uf 5 лет назад +17

      That's unrealistic. Apple would charge twice as much.

    • @prrrrrrrrrrr
      @prrrrrrrrrrr 5 лет назад +12

      I believe you said a$5000 version.

    • @yusufanam7713
      @yusufanam7713 5 лет назад +15

      Introducing Apple Paperweight

    • @m0guYT
      @m0guYT 5 лет назад

      Samin Anam hehe

    • @dryp_eletrix
      @dryp_eletrix 5 лет назад

      Darth Eleven ha lol samsheep i dont need responses from you poor

  • @bingbonglinglong6277
    @bingbonglinglong6277 4 года назад +185

    me: *sitting at the restaurant waiting for my date*
    *date stands me up*
    me: *fakes a phone call on my nophone and leaves*

    • @MultiRock888
      @MultiRock888 4 года назад +4

      @@arcesus2270 it's a separate sentence

  • @leomorrill1835
    @leomorrill1835 3 года назад +4

    I love how he does everything the exact same with all the tests like he would do it with your high end Apple or Samsung 😂

  • @corbi7703
    @corbi7703 4 года назад +105

    Imagine getting robbed in the streets and you give the thief the NoPhone instead of your real one😂

    • @jamesmilner2514
      @jamesmilner2514 4 года назад +16

      @@samuelbenjaminortega-castr5238 The Thief would probably run away so quickly from the Crime Scene, that he would not realize you gave him your precious NoPhone. Only as he starts to inspect his stolen goods the thief realises he got scammed by the one he robbed.😂

    • @noiseybug1031
      @noiseybug1031 4 года назад +2

      I once visited a place where crime rate was really high and people used to have 2 phones all the time.. they had that dummy to give to the robbers.

    • @Lauren_C
      @Lauren_C 4 года назад +2

      In the face of encrypted phones, some police forces have resorted to mugging the target while the phone is unlocked. Imagine if police saw this instead. 😆

  • @ninjaasmoke
    @ninjaasmoke 4 года назад +170

    0:46
    "If u are on a date, u hold the nophone and look at ur date...
    But let's be honest, if u actually bought this, u won't have to worry about that situation"
    Savage💯
    4:07 Savage 💯 💯

  • @mastersirus1985
    @mastersirus1985 7 лет назад +317

    Best Uses for the NoPhone:
    1. Texting and Driving with my NoPhone
    2. Recording a Movie with my NoPhone
    3. Sell it to some Apple Fanboy for $1000 bucks, telling them it's the iPhone 8

    • @rohantolani4065
      @rohantolani4065 7 лет назад +17

      Corey Watford 3rd point is pretty accurate though.

    • @bondoon
      @bondoon 7 лет назад +7

      Corey Watford erase the No and add I there it will be iPhone tell them it's the future of apple

    • @waffleii6841
      @waffleii6841 7 лет назад +6

      Corey Watford Apple fans aren't that stupid you stereotypical scrub

    • @angelosoaresgiroto7458
      @angelosoaresgiroto7458 7 лет назад +2

      I love Apple. Im not a fanboy tho.
      Only by the fact that the model almost never changes, and they make solid phones. You can do 2 years or more with a iPhone... -> I can't tell that about Samsung....
      I hope they keep the homebutton and bring the headphone jacket back, then the iPhone 8 may be my new daily driver!
      Also, Apple has more good stuff like the iPad and iMac. Simple, solid, and it will (almost) never fail you. It's expensive, but it's worth it. =)

    • @janselkennethtolentino8269
      @janselkennethtolentino8269 7 лет назад +7

      Angelo Soares Giroto My mom's note 4 from last year or the last 2 or 3 years is still working excellently and is still her daily driver. Samsung phones are more durable than you think (unless you abuse your phone....)

  • @carlreed3723
    @carlreed3723 3 года назад +2

    Can't wait for the teardown video

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 4 года назад +350

    “The front *ZERO PIXEL*...”
    Me: “Oh...”

    • @GoldenEnder98
      @GoldenEnder98 4 года назад +3

      XD. Nice profile pic

    • @taylortempleton4658
      @taylortempleton4658 4 года назад

      M. Rohaan Akhtar who tf says XD anymore

    • @robbob5258
      @robbob5258 4 года назад +4

      Taylor Templeton shut up

    • @taylortempleton4658
      @taylortempleton4658 4 года назад +1

      Rob Bob bro, ur probably 10, u can’t talk

    • @robbob5258
      @robbob5258 4 года назад +1

      Taylor Templeton ?
      Why would my age matter in this situation?

  • @KopparamNaveen
    @KopparamNaveen 7 лет назад +456

    is there a expandable storage on this ?

    • @KopparamNaveen
      @KopparamNaveen 7 лет назад +17

      Google : Sarcasm.

    • @Kachuzumaki
      @Kachuzumaki 7 лет назад +7

      Naveen Kopparam
      is there expandable storage*

    • @clemelwyn
      @clemelwyn 7 лет назад +25

      Yes. It takes a microSD. Up to 100 million squillion super mega gigabytes in capacity.

    • @abhyudaykrishna9714
      @abhyudaykrishna9714 7 лет назад +2

      Clem Elwyn bah I ain't buying a phone without NFC no matter how much expandable storage it has

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 7 лет назад +10

      Yes, expanding to up to 0.00000000(...)0001 bytes more.

  • @basketoffood7860
    @basketoffood7860 7 лет назад +478

    Ayyeee at least it's waterproof

    • @Cards8114
      @Cards8114 7 лет назад +6

      Basketof Food Smh all these Flagships Water-Resistant but this budget phone Water-Proof.

    • @basketoffood7860
      @basketoffood7860 7 лет назад +1

      Maybe they should learn something 😂😂😂

    • @TPTimothyPaul
      @TPTimothyPaul 7 лет назад +2

      The s7 can do better than this

    • @FunnyVideos-li3ot
      @FunnyVideos-li3ot 7 лет назад

      Remixed Person v8114 diqka po zihet

  • @noob-ishnoob749
    @noob-ishnoob749 3 года назад +1

    I have absolutely nothing else to say but this is the world's best phone package

  • @brianwbarnes33
    @brianwbarnes33 6 лет назад +127

    Rethinking my life choices that lead me to watch a grown man scratching a solid black slab of plastic!