Dumb Ways to Die in Lobotomy Corporation

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
  • #ProjectMoon #LobotomyCorporation #LC #Memes
    Lobotomy Corporation parody of "Dumb Ways to Die".
    Original video: • Dumb Ways to Die
    No nuggets were harmed in the making of this video.

Комментарии • 168

  • @andyunderlife8015
    @andyunderlife8015 2 года назад +1216

    Shoutout to my boy Zeta79 who survived 144 of black damage and walked it off

  • @Empty_Master
    @Empty_Master 2 года назад +840

    0:54 the coolest clerk
    proceeds to walk like nothing happened

  • @veryyes1607
    @veryyes1607 2 года назад +318

    Okay but the song saying “Dress up as a moose during hunting season.” That actually happened in one sin’s story entry.

    • @shub2502
      @shub2502 Год назад +59

      Ever just confess on how your friend died because they dressed up as a moose to a floating skull attached to a cross

    • @mortainel
      @mortainel 9 месяцев назад +4

      Is that sinvicta slang?!

    • @veryyes1607
      @veryyes1607 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@mortainelI forget but I’m pretty sure it’s Lambda or tsunal.

    • @notster7114
      @notster7114 5 месяцев назад

      @@mortainel sinvictas is "one bro"

    • @mortainel
      @mortainel 5 месяцев назад

      @@notster7114 (edited)

  • @GlueEater-ix9gl
    @GlueEater-ix9gl 2 года назад +357

    also known as "a day in the life of a lobcorp employee"

  • @archbishopTL1
    @archbishopTL1 Год назад +442

    I think my weirdest clerk experience was during the red mist suppression where she throws the current ego she has equipped in a straight line, and somehow managed to dodge it. God speed Epsilon16, I don't know how you did it, but you earned your place as an agent.

    • @-SPECIALISTDELTA-
      @-SPECIALISTDELTA- 9 месяцев назад +16

      dude went ultra instinct matrix mode

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 4 месяца назад +13

      I have never played Lobotomy Corp, but it should be standard procedure to note Clerks that stand out that manage to survive the day, memorize their appearance, and hire your next agent to look like them

    • @FriHo245
      @FriHo245 3 месяца назад

      @@anonymousanonymous9587 That's not gonna happen because i kill all of them. Abnormalities can't kill them if you kill them first!

    • @Yanramich
      @Yanramich Месяц назад +3

      ​@@anonymousanonymous9587 LET HIM COOK

    • @sr.pablitomemes
      @sr.pablitomemes 22 дня назад

      Let this guy cook​@@anonymousanonymous9587

  • @keyofvoid1787
    @keyofvoid1787 2 года назад +229

    "What's really pathetic, is people like you dying to me."
    I cry for the loss of Justicia and Sound of a Star

  • @mr.buckey
    @mr.buckey Год назад +122

    Fantastic video but the disappointment that came from "run across the tracks between the platforms" not having Train to Hell slaughtering 3 departments is immeasurable.

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 9 месяцев назад +20

      Cut them some slack, train to hell is awful and getting it just for a video doesn't seem nice.

  • @Mercsblog
    @Mercsblog 2 года назад +212

    Everything was so perfect but... come on you had the literal train situation of the hell train and you didn't use that when they were talking about a train track? :P

  • @kajetus0688
    @kajetus0688 Год назад +462

    Fun fact: The reason why lobotomy corporation looks like that, so agents look like dolls and abnormalities look like weird toys is because there is a filter to protect managers mind

    • @jedrzejkoszewski4342
      @jedrzejkoszewski4342 Год назад +183

      Same filter when it has to make CENSORED look pleasant: Yeah.... Let's just cover it with Censored bars and call it a day.

    • @Galactipod
      @Galactipod Год назад

      @@jedrzejkoszewski4342 CENSORED bypasses the filter so some extra measures had to be taken.

    • @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453
      @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453 Год назад +35

      Fact yes, fun, depends on how far everyone who reads your comment is into the game? Idk, I just know when it played out for me I was wildly excited because it felt special...

    • @ananimeprofilepicture.9876
      @ananimeprofilepicture.9876 Год назад +95

      @@jedrzejkoszewski4342pretty sure it’s like censored’s ability or something to make anyone who see it go cray cray no matter what. Also it’s just mocking scp writers at the same time.

    • @xdarin_
      @xdarin_ Год назад +48

      @@jedrzejkoszewski4342 It was so horrific, that the filter wasn't enough.

  • @Evil_Nazgul0616
    @Evil_Nazgul0616 2 года назад +218

    0:54
    Someone give that Clerk a promotion

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 Год назад +35

      That one Clerk: *You underestimate my power*

    • @jinxlover321
      @jinxlover321 Год назад +15

      i need that mf in my facility bruh wtf

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@jinxlover321He has great dodging skills.

    • @lenoobxd
      @lenoobxd 9 месяцев назад +2

      that clerk aint going to the clerk realm

    • @Real_Finn-x5e
      @Real_Finn-x5e 2 месяца назад

      That clerk looks like a girl by the hair

  • @Gurnium
    @Gurnium Год назад +52

    Zeta79 casually tanking 144 black damage
    gives off zoro nothing happened vibes

  • @sunnyd6519
    @sunnyd6519 2 года назад +178

    0:54
    W-wha-…..HOW DID THAT ONE CLERK LIVE?!

    • @sanicssj3628
      @sanicssj3628 2 года назад +17

      Idk it just happens some time with Freischütz (was killing clerks Left and right so QoH won’t get angy) I guess the floor is just slightly inclined so the bullet misses the hit box or smth

    • @sanicssj3628
      @sanicssj3628 2 года назад +56

      Nope that’s not it, there is a black damage mark, maybe the clerk just had VI fortitude

    • @tonynguyen4603
      @tonynguyen4603 2 года назад +16

      Maybe it’s chesed’s suppression upgrade?

    • @70jcarbon
      @70jcarbon 2 года назад +48

      Clerks always have a chance to dodge attacks no matter how strong

    • @schnozgaming989
      @schnozgaming989 2 года назад +3

      @@70jcarbon your nickname is confusing me

  • @inkysplaters9326
    @inkysplaters9326 2 года назад +124

    I never thought Opened Can of Wellcheers can kill.

    • @dokusha519
      @dokusha519 2 года назад +84

      It doesn't really kills you, it takes you to some place by the sea to relax forever

    • @sidakong9467
      @sidakong9467 Год назад +28

      @@dokusha519 actually way better then work in lobotomy company

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 8 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah, that's not really death, just getting taken onto some boat and being fired non-permanently
      But i can guess why you didn't see it, you need a bad work result for that to happen, and success chance from work types only drops to common

    • @haktanyay43
      @haktanyay43 Месяц назад +1

      @@kamilslup7743 what do you expect it isnt a easy thing to escape from a megacorp full of monsters

  • @bardkaitiff1962
    @bardkaitiff1962 Год назад +88

    This reality filter is a life saviour

  • @ArcAngelaGaming
    @ArcAngelaGaming 2 года назад +124

    The button part was perfect

    • @mtf_iota-10
      @mtf_iota-10 2 года назад +12

      Oh, the button!
      *Tap*
      *Sounds of chaos outside the door*
      Oh...

    • @MREXE
      @MREXE 2 года назад +9

      When isnt the button the most Chaotic Entity in that Game?
      I mean it killed your Game last time around.

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 8 месяцев назад

      I got it day 11 and breached everyone with it, only 4 abnormalities that can escape and they're all TETH level (scorched girl, forsaken murderer, fragment of the universe, punishing bird)

  • @MugwumptheGrand
    @MugwumptheGrand Год назад +28

    I'm sad one of the panicking clerks didn't run into the mouth of the king of greed at the end of the video. That's a dumb way to die if ever there was one.

  • @Fediani4
    @Fediani4 2 года назад +67

    This is amazing and very special. Thank you for your creativity.

  • @crudlucasconsigliere4084
    @crudlucasconsigliere4084 Год назад +25

    1:18 is more of a "dumb way to survive"

    • @macdoodleer
      @macdoodleer 10 месяцев назад +2

      just... don't stay in there too long.

  • @GJ-hu4oy
    @GJ-hu4oy Год назад +11

    2:21 ???: ”choo choo”

  • @kittyshippercavegirl
    @kittyshippercavegirl 2 года назад +37

    obligatory "how did I get here" comment
    I haven't thought about dumb ways to die since I was like, 11 years old
    This is great tho

  • @DogimiVN
    @DogimiVN 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:30 It's hilarious when you make him blindfolded before taking is eyes out while others sufferings 😂😂

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 9 месяцев назад +12

    Personal dumbest death:
    Sent someone to work on "Fairy Festival"
    Immediately sent him to work on something else
    He died, because of the little fairies you get from good work results on fairy festival

    • @brosthestickmandude
      @brosthestickmandude 4 месяца назад +1

      I got my level 5 killed cus I made her work for parasite tree after taking a visit to that galaxy brat
      A different level 5 also died cus I sent her to singing machine and I forgot that high-level agents dives right into the grinder

  • @pikachobi4842
    @pikachobi4842 2 года назад +26

    I feel like this represents gameplay so accurately LOL

  • @truebruhmoment4667
    @truebruhmoment4667 3 месяца назад +3

    1:32
    If you are new to the game, this is a rookie mistake
    If you already know the bird, it's incredibly dumb

  • @Crown_Kid
    @Crown_Kid 10 месяцев назад +7

    1:28 munch

  • @pearl8555
    @pearl8555 2 года назад +26

    Being on Porcubus at LC be like

  • @TeeQueueSA
    @TeeQueueSA Год назад +10

    Zeta clerks are just built different.

  • @Minos_prime1321
    @Minos_prime1321 8 месяцев назад +3

    1:47 probably not touch me

  • @FairyNya
    @FairyNya 2 года назад +11

    seeing queen of hatred makes me angry again

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 8 месяцев назад +1

      So, turns out the 3rd abnormality in safety and training departments is guaranteed to be a WAW tier, and i could have taken QoH for training team.
      But since i want to actually progress through the game, i took Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary instead

  • @SantiGaming-zf7hr
    @SantiGaming-zf7hr 4 месяца назад +1

    I remember that when i was a noob i put my best agent to work in we can change anything he was maxed out. I forgot he took more damage from RED.

  • @BagelBagelBagelBa
    @BagelBagelBagelBa 2 года назад +21

    rooting for beta36 ngl

  • @coolchrisable
    @coolchrisable 10 месяцев назад +3

    we aint going to ignore that clerk just shurring off a firz bullet

  • @4CH1NGC4V1TY
    @4CH1NGC4V1TY 4 месяца назад +1

    my man jonathan deserves better 😭😭
    by the time the video ended poor jonathan got put out of his misery

  • @bugstuff2121
    @bugstuff2121 6 месяцев назад +1

    be safe around abnormalities. a message from lob corp.

  • @tepig2828
    @tepig2828 2 года назад +49

    Where does selling your soul to whitenight fall on the list?

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 7 месяцев назад +1

    Zeta79: "Same Shit; Different Day."

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 4 месяца назад +1

    Number 1 reason to die: your manager forgot about his shield bullets 😂

  • @digital045
    @digital045 2 года назад +8

    What a piece of art

  • @Punpun-kun
    @Punpun-kun 2 года назад +7

    Poor Jonathan... He was dead so many times already.

  • @bonkboi5820
    @bonkboi5820 Год назад +4

    You didn’t include express train to hell, I’m going to have a stroke.

  • @stevenliu7445
    @stevenliu7445 8 месяцев назад +1

    No choo choo on the train tracks😢

  • @managerdante
    @managerdante 10 дней назад

    this is just the average day at lobcorp

  • @brbfrvr
    @brbfrvr 7 месяцев назад +1

    actually a good work how montage fit lyrics

  • @user-xb6ru7hl4o
    @user-xb6ru7hl4o 9 месяцев назад +4

    0:03 f for kelly from free fire

  • @aggresiveiceberglettuce8848
    @aggresiveiceberglettuce8848 2 года назад +2

    All I can hear rid the trumpets just growing in level and volume as the video progresses
    Yeah third trumpet is appropriate for this

  • @user-tv4iw5di6d
    @user-tv4iw5di6d 2 года назад +6

    Моё любимое видео, пересматриваю каждый год.

  • @chernoeI
    @chernoeI 2 года назад +5

    useful

  • @karstb8830
    @karstb8830 2 года назад +2

    TimeTrack 2 working as intended.

  • @Terraria_glitch
    @Terraria_glitch Год назад +1

    as they say, if your party is not like this, you don't even have to invite

  • @poweroff1225
    @poweroff1225 Год назад +2

    my 50th time sending the same exact emplyee with bravery V to singing machine

    • @pietrobruno5734
      @pietrobruno5734 Год назад

      Um actually its fortitude 🤓

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 8 месяцев назад

      @@pietrobruno5734 ok, thanks for clarification

  • @AyinLobotomy
    @AyinLobotomy Месяц назад

    This video approved by me

  • @senatorarmstrong8397
    @senatorarmstrong8397 2 года назад +2

    Just fun lobotomy corporation

  • @daneilgame123
    @daneilgame123 4 месяца назад

    "Tiffany is understandably terrified of entering the containment chamber"
    **tiffany lying decapitated on the floor**

  • @hilaw956
    @hilaw956 6 месяцев назад

    i love this game so much

  • @sophialaird6388
    @sophialaird6388 Год назад +1

    You had *ONE* JOB

  • @Lil_Mento_
    @Lil_Mento_ Год назад +1

    О топ

  • @dem2225
    @dem2225 9 месяцев назад +1

    dj khaled

  • @blobby3-jb6ml
    @blobby3-jb6ml 9 месяцев назад

    Jonathan death counter:5
    Shoutout to him for dying that many times

    • @blobby3-jb6ml
      @blobby3-jb6ml 9 месяцев назад

      Just realised its six times

  • @sheenenaje5038
    @sheenenaje5038 Месяц назад

    I am suprised that graystillplays still hasnt played the game yet

  • @podz1929
    @podz1929 2 года назад

    Excellent

  • @hominhmai5325
    @hominhmai5325 Год назад

    All of this is through a cognition filter 😂😂😂

  • @Blaster-jh5ud
    @Blaster-jh5ud 7 месяцев назад

    shake it off, it's just a mere 144 black damage.

  • @idespisemyhandle
    @idespisemyhandle 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:20
    can someone tell me why he looks like seek

    • @Mr_questionman
      @Mr_questionman 4 месяца назад

      Imagine just because schadenfreude has a singular eye you compare it to a blobby black monster

  • @ReflectedOcean
    @ReflectedOcean Год назад

    My favourite abno made it to the video 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 8 месяцев назад

      Not for me, there was no punishing bird or melting love

    • @Mr_questionman
      @Mr_questionman 4 месяца назад

      ​@@kamilslup7743 punishing bird is in the video just not in the verse part

  • @jynkarljosef_youtube
    @jynkarljosef_youtube Год назад +1

    1:37. what made that guy fall down? Didnt die to her im pretty sure???
    Edit: It was blue star

  • @PinkOrangeOrangePink
    @PinkOrangeOrangePink Год назад

    I'm still the boss of bosses

  • @SeaExplorer991
    @SeaExplorer991 2 года назад

    Your sacrifice are worth, right?

  • @malthe236
    @malthe236 9 месяцев назад

    tru

  • @mmmm61707
    @mmmm61707 2 года назад

    cute・・・

  • @berkhero3006
    @berkhero3006 2 года назад +3

    No humans were harmed during making of this video.
    Mainly because they are legaly called Nugets istead of humans ever since they joined company.

    • @sosleepyzzzz4319
      @sosleepyzzzz4319 Год назад +1

      And all the high level agent start to lose what left of their humanity as they grew stronger...

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@sosleepyzzzz4319 they get that biblically accurate drip

  • @Slimey_cool
    @Slimey_cool Год назад

    0:30 what

  • @Clerk_Zeta69
    @Clerk_Zeta69 26 дней назад

    manager actually recorded that all just to make a silly vid..? i should think about leaving this company

  • @xAshiroKana
    @xAshiroKana 11 месяцев назад +1

    idk if i'm a psychopath for saying that but i kinda like watching them die- dbsdkwdmhwbjedddz (the animations are just good don't mind me-)

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 8 месяцев назад

      "This is Lobotomy Corporation. We see body bags every day."

  • @sillykiller_robot
    @sillykiller_robot 7 месяцев назад

    Damn.

  • @FriendOfHatkid
    @FriendOfHatkid Год назад +2

    Bro wasn't able to be a proper manager, and uses this song to kinda say that employees are dumb.
    It is like eating fish with milk and blaming toilet for what's gonna happen next (I don't say that he is bad, but still. Ironic.)

  • @whatthe..........7759
    @whatthe..........7759 11 месяцев назад

    Thimas is​ the​ only​ surviver?

  • @cardboardking577
    @cardboardking577 Год назад

    Me after the lobotomy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯🤯🤯👺👺

  • @NebbishWizard
    @NebbishWizard Год назад

    gacha life looking game

    • @ai_art_director
      @ai_art_director Год назад +7

      You know this type of character design has its own name, right?

    • @NebbishWizard
      @NebbishWizard Год назад

      gacha life

    • @stacyimagination3936
      @stacyimagination3936 Год назад

      @@ai_art_director it's gacha life

    • @ketsupketchup6028
      @ketsupketchup6028 Год назад

      @@ai_art_director yup its been changed to gacha life now

    • @theduckcuzyes9299
      @theduckcuzyes9299 9 месяцев назад

      Dont blame them because they made by 10 korean student on a shoestring budget

  • @NebbishWizard
    @NebbishWizard Год назад

    gacha life looking game