I Made BETTER Traffic Laws

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @OatsJenkins
    @OatsJenkins  2 года назад +506

    Check out the site and merch! 𓅱 oatsjenkins.com/

    • @2k7x
      @2k7x 2 года назад +6

      first

    • @TryxGmd
      @TryxGmd 2 года назад +9

      Last

    • @pepetheminecraftsheep7487
      @pepetheminecraftsheep7487 2 года назад +6

      When my dad gets his pay my mom said that I might be able to get ur merch can’t wait!!!!!!!

    • @slitherdasnakeyt
      @slitherdasnakeyt 2 года назад +1

      @@TryxGmd false… i’m last

    • @TryxGmd
      @TryxGmd 2 года назад +1

      @@slitherdasnakeyt stop lying

  • @blankpaper1366
    @blankpaper1366 2 года назад +362

    I’ve already implemented this system in my day to day life and so far everyone on the road has been honking in joy

    • @Cyeban
      @Cyeban 2 года назад +13

      that just shows how great these ideas are

    • @leftoverhotdogs1911
      @leftoverhotdogs1911 2 года назад +1

      How?

    • @underrated6717
      @underrated6717 Год назад +17

      By going faster in school zones. Though when I do that it feels like there are more speed bumps than usual. And by flashing purple lights into peoples cars so that they know my tier. Most of them are very respectful and drive a different way.

  • @weegeenumberone2
    @weegeenumberone2 2 года назад

    Idea: Give law enforcement, fire department, medical department and school a special tier, like orange tier for school, blue for law enforcement, red for fire department, and white for medical department.

  • @mace5434
    @mace5434 Год назад

    somethin tells me that a bunch of people driving on different speed limits because of a tier list isnt a good idea

  • @Windows__2000
    @Windows__2000 2 года назад +12

    This guy really made a social credit score for traffic...

  • @DingoDongo09
    @DingoDongo09 2 года назад

    Can’t wait for universe 2

  • @caydennguyen1249
    @caydennguyen1249 Год назад

    On the clock, I saw that the time icons are on the top right corner.

  • @nutsi3
    @nutsi3 2 года назад +1

    Redisine the earth

  • @el_otro_canal_de_mr_frendonia
    @el_otro_canal_de_mr_frendonia 6 месяцев назад

    You should make "planet 2"

  • @rekax4252
    @rekax4252 Год назад

    You should be President bro

  • @utubeiskaren7796
    @utubeiskaren7796 Год назад

    I don't like that gold just goes unused, so I think silver should be gold.

  • @kimberlyduncan794
    @kimberlyduncan794 Год назад

    103 Minecraft door sound

  • @4our348
    @4our348 Год назад

    PLS TELL ME WHAT APP YOU USE FOR THIS PLS

  • @Sub_To_AWGYT
    @Sub_To_AWGYT 2 года назад

    china be like:
    WE HAVE TRAFFIC WITH PEOPLE
    NOT IN ANY VEICHLES

  • @arjunbabu4189
    @arjunbabu4189 2 года назад +789

    imagine being a purple driver and when you turn 75 you're just demoted to frowny face

    • @The-EJ-Factor
      @The-EJ-Factor 2 года назад +78

      That’s a huge problem. My grandpa is a better driver than most middle aged men.

    • @brunowhsonant926
      @brunowhsonant926 Год назад +119

      if you get to 75 you take a new test to see your new rank is better/worse

    • @thelittlemidnight
      @thelittlemidnight Год назад +8

      that would be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ethanchen1266
      @ethanchen1266 Год назад +66

      Suppose a purple frowny face, to signify they used to be a purple?

    • @GS-td3yc
      @GS-td3yc Год назад +12

      @@ethanchen1266 good idea

  • @SantaquinBacon
    @SantaquinBacon 2 года назад +353

    As a Utahn, I can confirm the grid system still leads to lots of traffic (but at least it’s easy to navigate)

    • @axolotlmaster9184
      @axolotlmaster9184 2 года назад +29

      but he is objectively right about everything

    • @azischreiber613
      @azischreiber613 2 года назад +5

      Brooklyn too

    • @NearlyNothing
      @NearlyNothing 2 года назад

      @@azischreiber613 I think you replied to the wrong comment

    • @azischreiber613
      @azischreiber613 2 года назад +12

      @@NearlyNothing I replied to the right comment I was saying that Brooklyn also uses the grid system and has traffic

    • @damamoot2291
      @damamoot2291 2 года назад +7

      Yeah I think it's just WAY too many shitty intersections. Traffic would prob flow terribly (I don't actually know about this stuff but shut up).
      Also, how would traffic lights work? Where would they be? If you had them everywhere traffic would be super slow; if you didn't, it would still probably be super slow.

  • @duskpvpmc
    @duskpvpmc Год назад +201

    Fun fact: Purple is already used on American roads! It’s designated for electronic toll collection signs. So with the gold “rank” you could make signs that read: “left on red permitted with gold license” or something along those lines

    • @the_real_goobert
      @the_real_goobert Год назад +6

      in my place purple is the color of the public transit

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 Год назад +4

      Or a gold sign with a left arrow on it would suffice for that

    • @kimyona9746
      @kimyona9746 Год назад +4

      THIS. I hate it when people turn on red or on crossing when people are still crossing and then realize it and are in the middle of the road waiting to finish their embarrassing turn.
      -a teenager that used to walk home from school all the time.

    • @katyayurukova2662
      @katyayurukova2662 Год назад

      Wheres pink?

    • @bakerysbakery
      @bakerysbakery Год назад

      who asked

  • @myneckhurts_tt
    @myneckhurts_tt Год назад +66

    the idea of making a dedicated bike lane along side each freeway is actually kind of a genius idea

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 6 месяцев назад

      could even put solar panels above them to store power for some illumination for the paths so people can ride at night. It'd be fun.

  • @TaismoFanBoy
    @TaismoFanBoy 2 года назад +514

    At first I thought "wouldn't purple mean more accidents as people went faster" but then I realized they wouldn't be purple anymore, therefore only people who CAN handle high speeds without accidents would stay purple! It's genius!

    • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx
      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx 2 года назад +25

      It's like pilot's licenses!

    • @polygontower
      @polygontower Год назад +5

      @Rika A banana is a pilot

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover Год назад +5

      @@polygontower 🍌✈️

    • @polygontower
      @polygontower Год назад +2

      @@ProfessionalBugLover Exactly🐄🐧🐧🍌🏁🏁

    • @trollsansofficial
      @trollsansofficial Год назад

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  • @GeeGog
    @GeeGog 2 года назад +2758

    I know Oats Jenkins is objectively correct about everything, but imagine this: delete cars. It will definitely reduce traffic and car related accidents. maybe replace them with busses, trams, trains and replace roads with just bike lanes.

  • @Light-du4kc
    @Light-du4kc 2 года назад +557

    grid systems cause more traffic, but I guess you're objectively right about everything

    • @JasonMitchellofcompsci
      @JasonMitchellofcompsci 2 года назад +44

      You can fix them by not having every road built up to the same level. Also, very major roads shouldn't be accessible by all smaller roads. By having easy right hand turn ons and offs you reduce the load on traffic lights. Over passes can be used to make a semi-major road continue without breaking up a very major road.
      Most non-grid systems have these features. The problem is the two never seem to be combined. The problem is when people do initial layout of grids they don't recognize that you want a distribution of road thicknesses. If you randomize it before the city is built the areas that need more traffic will be built around the more major roads. This is actually preferable to going with what roads are currently major. When you do road layout for a very small town (soon to be bigger) you should not assume that the current main street should remain the permanent main street and largest road. Call that old town main. Build a wider main street that is still business accessible, and then build a few other roads with space planned that they can be big enough to eventually not be business accessible.
      I just made your grid system actually handle traffic.

    • @msplats4085
      @msplats4085 2 года назад +61

      solution: just make all roads roundabouts.

    • @compactcow
      @compactcow 2 года назад +41

      solution: get rid of cars

    • @blazaram3368
      @blazaram3368 2 года назад +15

      @@compactcow Yes this is the true way to solve traffic... Rid cars and make people take the alternatives? how is it that complicated?

    • @benjaminandresen7530
      @benjaminandresen7530 2 года назад

      ya

  • @memoryfound9208
    @memoryfound9208 2 года назад +36

    I wanna see if someone could somehow like, make a country, and make it so it uses this guys rules for everything, and see how long the country stays “stable”

  • @jonahgalesloot4657
    @jonahgalesloot4657 Год назад +14

    Traffic 3: grid system, but north/ south roads are nouns, while east/ west roads are adjectives, so you can communicate location through the intersection “smelly pole”

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 8 месяцев назад +1

      So Frying Pan would be an intersection, not a road

  • @derphunk5338
    @derphunk5338 2 года назад +72

    Normally if someone tried to institute a traffic caste system, I would call them crazy. But not you! You're objectively correct all the time!

    • @Luiixe
      @Luiixe 2 года назад

      Hollow knight pfp

  • @RinLikesFish
    @RinLikesFish 2 года назад +83

    I made my parents watch this, and in my moms words, “he’s a ding-dong” and in my dads, “you lost me a long whole ago” so overall, SEAL OF APPROVAL GOOD JOB OAT 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @Fireyblade7
      @Fireyblade7 Год назад +1

      11 months late, but:
      1. You *made* them watch this???
      2. Do they seriously lack a sense of humor that badly 💀

  • @sappizza1894
    @sappizza1894 2 года назад +378

    This is great, but I think that public transport should get as much funding as roads, which will mean less people have to drive, and traffic will be even better

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 2 года назад +5

      The problem with public transport is... the public using it that makes it unusable to any one who doesn't want to get harassed or mugged.

    • @JaguarProJoe
      @JaguarProJoe 2 года назад +27

      @@TheJadeFist bruh, trying to mug people on public transport is stupid (well tbh I’m not in America so it may be more common there). Legit like so many cameras and people they will definitely get caught. 15 years of public transport and only experienced stupid people, not dangerous

    • @sappizza1894
      @sappizza1894 2 года назад +13

      @@TheJadeFist Where does that even happen? I live in North America, and have never heard of someone being mugged on public transit

    • @Sarah_Bragg
      @Sarah_Bragg 2 года назад +16

      @@sappizza1894 I think they’ve been lied to about public transit

    • @compactcow
      @compactcow 2 года назад +3

      @@sappizza1894 It happens for sure. Probably most common in new york or chicago. Im from chicago and nobody I know directly has been mugged on the CTA, but i've heard stories indirectly. It also depends what route you take.

  • @ENDI8089
    @ENDI8089 2 года назад +4

    Fix school please.

  • @thealewis7076
    @thealewis7076 Год назад +4

    6:43 then how will they turn left?

    • @princenot
      @princenot Год назад +1

      Right 3 times, simple

  • @Stupedomin
    @Stupedomin 2 года назад +307

    Oats Jenkins today: "I made BETTER traffic Laws!"
    Oats Jenkins in a few years: "I made BETTER laws of the universe!"

    • @ammiumama
      @ammiumama 2 года назад +7

      A better big bang

    • @NearlyNothing
      @NearlyNothing 2 года назад +3

      “I made better space laws!”

    • @Markomilicic012
      @Markomilicic012 2 года назад +5

      "...and look at gravity, lets make it stronger."

    • @Mothuzad
      @Mothuzad 2 года назад +6

      Make light speed infinite! I'm tired of not being able to travel to distant star systems without cryosleeping beyond the end of human civilization or traveling so fast I end up in the past.

    • @CubicDoggo
      @CubicDoggo 2 года назад +2

      sorry, u misspelt "months"

  • @cacovonluca
    @cacovonluca 2 года назад +109

    Suggestion: You should make an "I made better World Map" with new Continents, Countries and even the Shape of the Map

    • @leftoverhotdogs1911
      @leftoverhotdogs1911 2 года назад

      Um... Oats can tamper with time, but not land. You do realize that, right?

    • @cacovonluca
      @cacovonluca 2 года назад +1

      @@leftoverhotdogs1911 Uuuhh... No..?

    • @drkclshr
      @drkclshr 2 года назад +1

      @@leftoverhotdogs1911 not that we’ve seen

    • @trollsansofficial
      @trollsansofficial Год назад +3

      @@drkclshr spoilers for America 2

    • @shanmoon537
      @shanmoon537 Год назад

      @@leftoverhotdogs1911 he has unlimited powers

  • @icedragon_
    @icedragon_ 2 года назад +43

    I just imagine all the criminals faking gold rank cards so they can speed up away from police

    • @racoonwhocannotbekilled9999
      @racoonwhocannotbekilled9999 2 года назад +9

      Purple tier cards*

    • @hiplsnols4394
      @hiplsnols4394 Год назад +5

      purple*

    • @XxMP13000xX
      @XxMP13000xX Год назад +3

      then that means purple rank cards should be hard to fake

    • @JoziGlitzh
      @JoziGlitzh Год назад +5

      Police should have Police Tier Cards that let them fly at 635 km per hour.

    • @zaxtonhong3958
      @zaxtonhong3958 Год назад +2

      @@XxMP13000xX
      How are they gonna check for fakes if you’re faster than them

  • @NeumannKlaus
    @NeumannKlaus Год назад +9

    2:04 already a mistake

  • @wam-wom4066
    @wam-wom4066 2 года назад +47

    whoever disagrees with Sir Jenkins actually agree with him cuz its physically impossible for him to be wrong

  • @billiebeliever2710
    @billiebeliever2710 2 года назад +27

    You forgot to add that every road work sign should say at the bottom “uh, yeah, I sure hope it does”

  • @2520WasTaken
    @2520WasTaken 2 года назад +18

    2:59 "And if the building can't fit"
    Me, an intellectual:
    *Build it in the lake*

  • @Poké-SealTM
    @Poké-SealTM Год назад +1

    You should change the red man and green man on traffic lights into Mario and Luigi.

  • @cyrp7312
    @cyrp7312 Год назад +4

    4:04 bit what if youre going in the opposite direction on the same road, won’t the direction lines be wrong??

    • @KidKomical
      @KidKomical Год назад

      Well I guess if w is an m then you’ll know it’s east, and same for e and 3. You just kinda have to watch out.

    • @Bookworm12-j9t
      @Bookworm12-j9t Год назад

      There are two sections on the road

    • @UnderDawg_Prodzz
      @UnderDawg_Prodzz Месяц назад +1

      Different lanes

  • @thepopeofpineapples6275
    @thepopeofpineapples6275 2 года назад +23

    You missed the bird license.
    Bird should be higher than purple, and get a special car that can go faster than anything else, as well as use of purple lanes.

  • @flyingduck91
    @flyingduck91 2 года назад +57

    why is everything up until bonus features always actually genuinely good, having north west ect stuff in the road would be extremely useful, honestly

    • @olivers2158
      @olivers2158 2 года назад +4

      yh but what happens when your going the other way down a road

    • @flyingduck91
      @flyingduck91 2 года назад +1

      @@olivers2158 than it will say the opposite direction, the roads in use a 2 lane in this situation right? if there is any further confusion than there could be arrows next to the letters pointing in that direction

    • @sledgen.
      @sledgen. 2 года назад +5

      wdym "until" bonus features? they're the best part

    • @koalabanana1998
      @koalabanana1998 2 года назад +4

      as a european i hate the idea of a grid system like that, seems like itd take away the fun of organically exploring your city

    • @flyingduck91
      @flyingduck91 2 года назад +2

      @@sledgen. to watch, yes, they're the most entertaining, but for general actual use, no

  • @Mysticscubing
    @Mysticscubing 2 года назад +5

    7:43 bro called a ute a truck

  • @OboSoCool
    @OboSoCool 2 года назад +37

    Finally less traffic! Oats, your so right about this! Again! And the merch looks objectively AWESOME!

  • @AdrianHereToHelp
    @AdrianHereToHelp 2 года назад +82

    I love the implication that not only do all roads go either North, South, East, or West, but that these are distinct directions and a road can only ve one
    All roads are one-way under Traffic 2

    • @fanofstuff9593
      @fanofstuff9593 2 года назад +4

      Well, in regards to all roads in one direction, would that not depend on which side of the road you're on?

    • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx
      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx 2 года назад +6

      You know, at first I thought why didn't he make an anagram of N and S so it reads differently depending on which direction you read it but one-way roads also work. You could just put a road next to it to travel the other direction.

    • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx
      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx 2 года назад +5

      @@fanofstuff9593 it wouldn't be a problem for E and W, since if you were traveling those directions you immediately know you're going the wrong way because the letters become ∃ and M instead. But for N and S it's impossible. Maybe we should change the design or put an arrow in-between letters? Something like
      | N |
      | ↑ |
      | N |
      ?

    • @fanofstuff9593
      @fanofstuff9593 2 года назад +2

      @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Yeah, but last time I checked roads have to sides, and (using US laws like the video does) you stick to the right, therefore one side would say N and one side would say S, no?

    • @devoutmordexfollower5289
      @devoutmordexfollower5289 2 года назад +2

      @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx or you could just put the letters in the middle of the roads (eg. you have both n and s depending on which way the traffic is goinbg in that lane, instead of replacing the dividing line with the letters

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter 2 года назад +76

    Jokes aside, some of these ideas are actually genuinely good and need to be implemented

    • @AquaMoye
      @AquaMoye 2 года назад +4

      Such as?

    • @Ganliard
      @Ganliard 2 года назад +11

      @@AquaMoye Bicycle ways across the country

    • @Markomilicic012
      @Markomilicic012 2 года назад +5

      @@AquaMoye and.. the S noods to change to cool s

    • @AquaMoye
      @AquaMoye 2 года назад +4

      What about intersections? Bikes are harder to stop and start than cars, so bike paths should be built avoiding intersections as much as possible. Since his plan includes roads going as a grid as much as possible, and cycles paths are on pavements, this would involve far, far too many intersections.

    • @brokkrep
      @brokkrep 2 года назад +5

      @@AquaMoye Maybe if we replace every intersection with a roundabout. Then another roundabout with priority for bikes.

  • @aibotazhakupzhanova2576
    @aibotazhakupzhanova2576 Год назад +4

    We have to BOW to this person making our life so much easier
    I’ve DREAMED about it

  • @amygloade8774
    @amygloade8774 Месяц назад +1

    Can you do Canada 2 and I will rate it bc I’m from Canada 🍁it’s 4:46PM 6:00

  • @flare376v
    @flare376v 2 года назад +28

    This man found a legitimate reason for everyone to use latitude and longitude

  • @williamliao4829
    @williamliao4829 2 года назад +72

    Almost all the points are very good, but personally, I think cop interactions should have a court case arguing over the validity of the fine/penalty before it penalizes you in order to minimize discrepancies due to bad cops in the area or discrimination against people of colour. Unless you plan to fix the legal system/police system?

    • @rascal6543
      @rascal6543 2 года назад +24

      Looks like it's time for oats to make Cops 2

    • @jansopi6967
      @jansopi6967 2 года назад +13

      @@rascal6543 just replace them with amongus conferences where we discuss the fate of the criminal

    • @agmvero
      @agmvero 2 года назад +3

      @@jansopi6967 yeah, and if they're guilty they can be thrown out of a spaceship! (or a plane with no parachute or into a pit of lava. they're all valid.)

    • @rascal6543
      @rascal6543 2 года назад +9

      @@jansopi6967 Good idea. And then if they aren't guilty, we'll at least be one step closer to finding the real criminal

    • @Jarack25
      @Jarack25 2 года назад

      Don't worry, Oats already took that into account. If cops are caught lowering the credit scores of DOCs (Drivers of Color) for personal gain, they can be sued for *race* ism.

  • @DanikaThing1
    @DanikaThing1 2 года назад +51

    2 things I would suggest,
    1. I think the nice horn would be like a: “hey buddy! You are an amazing driver! Here’s a thumbs up!”
    2. I think each tiers of drivers should have different lanes

    • @cameron7374
      @cameron7374 2 года назад +14

      What if the higher tiers unlock more horns?
      Like, someone who's shit at driving has no right to complain, they don't get a horn at all.

    • @DanikaThing1
      @DanikaThing1 2 года назад +4

      @@cameron7374 I love it!!!

    • @JRWIFAN
      @JRWIFAN 2 года назад +10

      might i suggest they also add a lane for humans learning to drive? just a thought from someone about to get my learners permit it can kinda be another tier

    • @JRWIFAN
      @JRWIFAN 2 года назад +1

      @@cameron7374 yes

    • @DanikaThing1
      @DanikaThing1 2 года назад +3

      @@JRWIFAN Great idea!

  • @jdh9419
    @jdh9419 Год назад +1

    0:57
    Oats: So the Government said
    Also Oats (portraying the Government): Doesn’t say another word until 1:10 (after the “presentation”)

  • @FlashOfAsh
    @FlashOfAsh Год назад +1

    traffic 2.5 since this needs some adjusting
    (do note this is basically just removing the funny ha ha's from the video)
    no boost pads for purple tier people, or special speed limits, instead, far off from the rest special lanes that only THEY get to drive on, or ambulances and firetrucks and what not, important or high tier people, basically
    frowny face people are instead redirected into using bikes and stuff more frequently as they are, less allowed to move around, forced into a frowny lane instead, this seems like a major encouragement, however you don't earn it, instead the frowny lanes are to keep you away from the actually even sub par drivers, also the other drivers are fully allowed into the frowny lane if wanted, including purple tier
    grid system is good on paper, not in practice, maybe a hexagon grid system could work but I am not sure on that (since you would have three lanes crossing not four, and slightly less often if sized right)
    friendly and not friendly horns are already amazing, but an even MORE friendly horn (for like pedestrians like in mark rober's video) would probably be just as good, if not better to add
    we may need to run a simulation or something of this just to be clear

  • @blueboytube
    @blueboytube 2 года назад +23

    Grid system? That’s how you jam the roads of an entire city. As soon as the waiting line for a traffic light extends to the intersection behind you’re in for an hour or day long wait

    • @t0ny716
      @t0ny716 2 года назад +4

      Yeah but he’s objectively right about anything so you’re wrong

    • @Halfcertified
      @Halfcertified 2 года назад +3

      Yeah but he’s objectivity right about anything so you’re wrong

    • @vividant
      @vividant 2 года назад +2

      Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong

    • @Jakzemblox
      @Jakzemblox 2 года назад

      Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong

    • @Halfcertified
      @Halfcertified 2 года назад

      @711 dose stuff boo continue the chain

  • @arksecret
    @arksecret 2 года назад +37

    I love how he goes from giving actually cool and smart ideas to "happy horn" in 2 seconds

    • @FlashOfAsh
      @FlashOfAsh Год назад +6

      but happy horn happy tho (:

    • @AizureF
      @AizureF Год назад +7

      Are you saying that happy horn isnt a cool and smart idea sir?

    • @fredrikwillumsen
      @fredrikwillumsen Год назад +7

      In my opinion Happy horn was the first great idea in the video
      Grid system makes a lot of traffic junctions which isn’t ideal for Driving around, and it causes a lot more traffic accidents compared to other systems
      I know America have used the Grid system a lot and and later gone away from it but that doesn’t change it being everywhere. In Europe the grid system isn’t that wildly spread because buildings was built and then the roads, but in America they built the roads and then the buildings. Personally i think the grid system looks satisfying, but it’s inconvenient for driving because you’ll be stuck in traffic a lot and more accidents
      honestly the street names isn’t something new. isn’t it already just random stuff? in addition to the normal street names like: 2nd, 1st, main, 3rd, park, 4th etc.
      The North, South, West, East dividers unfortunately won’t work if you drive on the other side of the road, because it would be upside down. and when driving on the South road you won’t even know if you’re driving south or north
      the happy horn is a nice addition:) and i have nothing against it
      the rankings would easily get corrupted and pay to win. And people would ignore the hierarchy especially if they were in the :(-tier

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 Год назад +1

      @@fredrikwillumsenthe other side would say the opposite direction

  • @Sabagegah
    @Sabagegah 2 года назад +11

    Part 2: mandatory proximity voice chat in all vehicles.

  • @everythingisawesome5804
    @everythingisawesome5804 Год назад +1

    Okay, not bad, but.... what about colorblind people. Also, if you drive on the road saying the directions, wouldn't a person going the opposite direction just see the letter upside-down...

  • @The-EJ-Factor
    @The-EJ-Factor 2 года назад +1

    We got in a accident today we were at a red light and the person behind us brakes failed we heard the skid for 5 seconds before crashing. It would be extremely unfair for either of the people to lose their ranks because of the accidents like that. That’s why you should be required to sell a dash cam with the cars you sell but then there’s a problem with checking footage to make sure the person deserves the rank.

  • @EklinOfficial
    @EklinOfficial 2 года назад +12

    The driving tiers is actually a good idea lol. You would instantly know when to keep distance.

    • @thepro4805
      @thepro4805 2 года назад +2

      Ok yes for higher tiers, but imagine putting every bad driver in the same two lanes

    • @fallenflame8678
      @fallenflame8678 2 года назад

      Really? Letting people go faster than the speed limit is a bit questionable.

    • @EklinOfficial
      @EklinOfficial 2 года назад

      @@fallenflame8678 yeah I commented that before watching his whole explanation lol that’s definitely not safe

    • @EklinOfficial
      @EklinOfficial 2 года назад

      @@thepro4805 yeah some highways only have two lanes anyway, I more just meant it would be a tell for other drivers that tells you how alert to be

    • @thepro4805
      @thepro4805 2 года назад

      @@EklinOfficial yes ik wouldnt it be better to have bad drivers near good drivers so if they drive bad the other drivers would know how to not crash into them

  • @guy_with_no_game
    @guy_with_no_game 2 года назад +7

    Next thing you know, he will make a better earth
    "Earth 2.0"

    • @sillydacialogan
      @sillydacialogan 2 года назад

      @WintersHollow DescendentsOfMist Multiverse 2.0

  • @LennoxRaines
    @LennoxRaines Месяц назад +1

    having a grid system would increase traffic I recommend a cloverleaf instead

  • @Johnathan2027
    @Johnathan2027 Год назад +1

    My guy, you forgot about house addresses. Like 821 Frying Pan Road is gonna be hard to remember. Please simplify in the patch notes for Traffic3!

  • @Elantien
    @Elantien 2 года назад +14

    00:30 Vsauce 🤣

  • @bombirbarchives
    @bombirbarchives 2 года назад +11

    1:09 This needs to be a meme.

  • @Xstep7878
    @Xstep7878 Год назад +1

    I am VERY disappointed in you oats because you remember that grid system. That’s just gonna create more traffic because everyone is going in different ways and you would need a traffic light for every corner

  • @serenamekary117
    @serenamekary117 Год назад +1

    pov: the other birds from egypt: wHy Is My BrOtHEr So FaMoUs? oAtS cOuLd HaVe PiCkEd Me 😭

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl 2 года назад +13

    8:33 I actually lost it here. That was hilarious.

  • @Luiaai
    @Luiaai 2 года назад +6

    Oats: Every road will have a bike track on the side!
    Europe: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead you

  • @theflyingpotato4298
    @theflyingpotato4298 2 года назад +18

    Thank you Oats, for once again showing us that you are objectively right about everything.
    Idk if anyone suggested it already, but could you fix the periodic table? With your changes, I know it would be way better than it is now.

  • @thecoolnelsonkids3170
    @thecoolnelsonkids3170 Год назад +2

    5:22
    Dude, you just made a social credit system. (China would be proud.)

  • @Dragon_Muenster
    @Dragon_Muenster Год назад +1

    Do better Olympics, but if you take out archery, I will shoot you with my bow. Just kidding. Probably

  • @certifiedbruhmoment1436
    @certifiedbruhmoment1436 2 года назад +11

    I know this dude is “objectively correct about everything” but jokes aside, I actually agree with him on basically everything. this guy should run the world

  • @Waitwha
    @Waitwha 2 года назад +5

    you could add fences or something to the biking freeways so the bikers don't accidently crash into a car

    • @azischreiber613
      @azischreiber613 2 года назад

      He did

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 года назад +1

      I’m not sure fencing is the best option
      What I like is basically the bike lane has a seierate but if pavement on the other side that acts as a barrier
      Basically you extend the walkway but cut a decent sized part out about a meter off the road for bikes to use

    • @compactcow
      @compactcow 2 года назад

      @@jmurray1110 in chicago cars just drive on the bike path ☹️ this would 100% happen on freeway bike paths even if they were separated

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 года назад

      @@compactcow not if the bike lane was too thin you don’t need as much space for bikes as cars since it’s a single person machine
      Plus to get into the Nike lane you would need to mount the kerb and that’s terrible for cars

  • @litsot5999
    @litsot5999 2 года назад +6

    I really think we should add a car train lane. A car train lane is a lane where every compatible vehicle can join as a link in the train, and it is pulled by a central engine or something. There are frequent stops where you can just continue to wherever. It would solve traffic because everyone will be driving at the same speed at the same time, and there will be no need for a delay, the first and the last vehicle will move at the same time

  • @charlied4459
    @charlied4459 2 месяца назад +1

    WE NED A ORANG LIT(insert bird from Egypt here 3x)

  • @audreyhogancamp1239
    @audreyhogancamp1239 Год назад +1

    This is a huge improvement from the traffic laws we have now... but me personally i think we should ditch cars altogether and get around with government supplied roller coasters.

  • @arturdias8462
    @arturdias8462 2 года назад +5

    Traffic cone: Everyone guessed traffic laws, was shapes tier list
    Sad brick: Everyone guessed shapes, was fixing traffic laws

  • @maxmerriam3001
    @maxmerriam3001 2 года назад +23

    You should make a video about fixing school systems-- like the basic rules at school. Maybe even change the grade levels?

  • @YouCanNeverEscapeMe
    @YouCanNeverEscapeMe Год назад +3

    Grids create many points where you need traffic lights meaning it will be extremely slow. The toddler monstrosoties are better (they actually have names like the clover interchange) because everyone has a seperate road to go on depending on where they wanna end up. That way people don't crash into eachother and interchanges are actually pretty clever

    • @w.dgaming2156
      @w.dgaming2156 4 месяца назад

      what about the spaghetti junction

  • @Teakbumblbee
    @Teakbumblbee Год назад +1

    6:09
    Where is the rank for women? It's " -☹️"

  • @jessicavallee3831
    @jessicavallee3831 2 года назад +7

    Make sure to add more restrooms on long highways, would definitely reduce accidents by reducing the ... other accidents.
    Also, please mention public transportation.

    • @ancellery6430
      @ancellery6430 2 года назад +1

      Public transportation sucks and will never be good. It’s slow, less freedom, and way more expensive

    • @fishypugbruh
      @fishypugbruh 2 года назад

      @@ancellery6430 What about just using bikes for everything?

    • @blitzn00dle50
      @blitzn00dle50 2 года назад +1

      @@ancellery6430 "slower" - I've been on a light rail train doing 55 miles per hour when nearby cars would be doing 30 or less
      "Less freedom" - your car only goes where road goes and the freedom to choose not to drive is still freedom
      "More expensive" - one of the biggest drawbacks of car infrastructure is that car infrastructure is ludicrously expensive. Why do you whine about potholes? Because your local government can't afford to maintain the amount of road they built

    • @ancellery6430
      @ancellery6430 2 года назад

      @@fishypugbruh you are either joking or very dumb

    • @ancellery6430
      @ancellery6430 2 года назад +1

      @@blitzn00dle50 so do you plan on bulding a trainstation at every single grocery store, farm, and business across the nation?

  • @dadude405
    @dadude405 2 года назад +5

    7:30 hes describing the Netherlands lol

    • @finnvos6108
      @finnvos6108 Месяц назад

      Im a nederlander and i agree

  • @snonmouse6596
    @snonmouse6596 2 года назад +15

    While I know he's always objectively right, grids create more traffic because they require people to give way to people going the opposite direction at each intersection, and those turning make 90 degree turns, requiring greater speed reduction for turns

    • @compactcow
      @compactcow 2 года назад +1

      The point of the grid system is to be easy to navigate, and the new laws will offset any inefficiency of the grid system.

    • @alesh.4520
      @alesh.4520 2 года назад +1

      Make it a hexagon grid so that there are only three roads intersecting

    • @compactcow
      @compactcow 2 года назад

      @@alesh.4520 i hate you

    • @snonmouse6596
      @snonmouse6596 2 года назад

      @@alesh.4520 Hexagons are in fact the bestagons!

    • @argenteus8314
      @argenteus8314 2 года назад +1

      @@alesh.4520 But then the lines aren't straight, so you have to turn at literally every intersection.

  • @danielleonard284
    @danielleonard284 Год назад +1

    considering that this is objectively correct in everyday, the only issue that I see is what if a purple tier license holder is stuck behind a lower tier at a left turn red light, obviously the purple tier is able to turn left on a red because they're better, but would they have to wait behind someone who is a lower tier and not able to turn on a red light? considering my confusion, this probably proves I won't be a purple tier.

  • @damsaucy
    @damsaucy Год назад +1

    Unironically, the nearest freeway to my house (56 east/west) has a bike path along it that travels a large chubk of the freeway and has exits at every freeway exit

  • @jagpreetsingh6711
    @jagpreetsingh6711 2 года назад +7

    8:28 William Afton is purple tier!

  • @jakiesniewazne3912
    @jakiesniewazne3912 2 года назад +5

    7:10 just germany.

  • @Matching_Socks
    @Matching_Socks 2 года назад +15

    Oh Oats, thank you so much for this valuable information. I’m sure everyone will begin to follow them, and they will make the world a safer place.

  • @benplutafilms
    @benplutafilms 9 месяцев назад +1

    Regarding street directions, wouidn't you need to have the 2 letters in the center? One for each side, except on one ways.

  • @matthewmatthea5500
    @matthewmatthea5500 Год назад +2

    He predicted p rank in pizza tower😂 this is when 8:18

  • @johndoyle1588
    @johndoyle1588 2 года назад +4

    You should make it so everyone has to agree when construction is happening and where so it’s most convenient for everyone (except frowny face rank) or just get rid of construction entirely to speed up all traffic

  • @aesign
    @aesign 2 года назад +5

    2:35 - So basically, the way the roads are build in Utah and Arizona and that. The LDS had it right.

  • @ProfessionalBugLover
    @ProfessionalBugLover 2 года назад +7

    3:18 once when i was on a school bus we passed “sea biscuit road” 😭😭😭
    and lawsuit lane which had a mechanic thing there 💀

  • @carking0138
    @carking0138 2 года назад +1

    For traffic 3, make gold tier one tier below purple tier, to make it so the great drivers get gold, but the best drivers get the best treatment, instead of them and the great drivers.

  • @connorfries8297
    @connorfries8297 Год назад +1

    Idea: purple drivers get a special key that unlocks the train horn, so only real good drivers get that privilege

  • @Maeblschi
    @Maeblschi 2 года назад +6

    You don’t need to prove that you are right, It is already proven you are objectively right about everything. Also vid was great. Also bird from Egypt = God

  • @Vevn18
    @Vevn18 2 года назад +4

    Make me a better life now that you have made all these other things better

  • @jellymunoz8555
    @jellymunoz8555 2 года назад +5

    3:07 thats exactly what happens in Talca,Chile

  • @HexSaber
    @HexSaber 9 месяцев назад +1

    And anybody over 75. 6:35

  • @ILuvTheMavs
    @ILuvTheMavs Год назад +1

    Purple tier people should have purple cars, silver, silver cars, etc. so it’s really easy to know

  • @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzz
    @ssssssssssssssssssssssssssszzz 2 года назад +20

    Even tho u are objectively correct about everything, in this way we solve traffic while cars are still on roads; of we delete them off completley and use public transportation instead there'll be fewer vehicles and less traffic :) 👍

  • @marloplayztsbthespaceboy1807
    @marloplayztsbthespaceboy1807 2 года назад +9

    And as always, Jenkins is objectively right about this.

  • @neerajrajpal
    @neerajrajpal 2 года назад +4

    04:25 Well N and S are the same upside down soo... 🤔🤔