“It’s Called the Internet”- Leo Allen - Full Special

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  • Leo Allen questions two-year-old birthdays, the motivations of vegans and why drunk people don’t try out new hobbies.
    Original airdate: January 25, 2008
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Комментарии • 121

  • @ThePs3isbetterthanal
    @ThePs3isbetterthanal Месяц назад +42

    Idk what it is but feels like the audience is a laugh track for a weird sitcom

    • @chiled0g
      @chiled0g 15 дней назад

      It's because Comedy Central highers "laughers", no bullshit. They audition extras who can laugh and pay them to be in the audience

  • @justblaze14841
    @justblaze14841 Месяц назад +23

    The pee joke is told by Quientin Tarratino in desperado

    • @cocvhecv
      @cocvhecv Месяц назад +1

      That's the joke.

    • @Kris-yr3zc
      @Kris-yr3zc Месяц назад +2

      This joke was around way before Desperado.

  • @stevezilla68
    @stevezilla68 Месяц назад +72

    Remember when Comedy Central showed stand-ups like this? I miss those days.

    • @emmymin2699
      @emmymin2699 Месяц назад +3

      Right!!

    • @hbeachley
      @hbeachley Месяц назад +4

      Yeah. The last special they produced was Jeff Dunham. Ick.

    • @materialmirage
      @materialmirage Месяц назад

      Nostalgia

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy Месяц назад +1

      What do they show now? I don’t have cable.

    • @N3ur0m4nc3r
      @N3ur0m4nc3r Месяц назад

      🤔😯​@@MisssKayy

  • @kaden56
    @kaden56 Месяц назад +13

    Maybe we’re just too spoiled with amazing comics these days but this guy is like. 2/10 for me

  • @Rafikichu
    @Rafikichu Месяц назад +34

    Very enthusiastic audience.

    • @joshualeafe3230
      @joshualeafe3230 Месяц назад +4

      Agreed, a little too enthusiastic 🤔

  • @user-mc6tr1vp2v
    @user-mc6tr1vp2v Месяц назад +24

    A transliteration is a written device using particular pronunciation marks and spellings of words for the purpose of showing how the words of another language are pronounced in that language. A transliteration is not a translation.

    • @rugbybeef
      @rugbybeef Месяц назад +1

      Who do you hope sees this? And why?

    • @user-mc6tr1vp2v
      @user-mc6tr1vp2v Месяц назад +11

      @@rugbybeef I don't "hope" anyone sees it. Though, he's imparting faulty information. Good information is better for whomever might see it.

    • @andrewspicecake
      @andrewspicecake Месяц назад

      He was looking at the transliteration. The transliteration was for him, so he could read it properly to us . . . Duh 😎

    • @user-mc6tr1vp2v
      @user-mc6tr1vp2v Месяц назад +4

      @@andrewspicecake If he was reading the transliteration he would have been speaking Hebrew.

    • @user-mc6tr1vp2v
      @user-mc6tr1vp2v Месяц назад

      @@andrewspicecake He would have been speaking Hebrew if he was reading a transliteration. That's what my comment meant.

  • @saicha3591
    @saicha3591 4 дня назад

    SOOOO funny! I usually move on within the first minute or two, if it’s not. But this guy is hilarious!

  • @GeoffreyMora
    @GeoffreyMora 4 дня назад

    Used to watch comedy Central stand up all the time. Used to have good back to back relatable comedians.

  • @user-dk9cg7ej6f
    @user-dk9cg7ej6f Месяц назад +19

    Used to watch these every Friday in the 90s

    • @Meechstik
      @Meechstik Месяц назад

      Me too! 😂

    • @Meechstik
      @Meechstik Месяц назад

      The Judy Show, The Apollo, Caroline’s. Now we’re here

  • @-.-Monster
    @-.-Monster Месяц назад +5

    tom segura stole pretty much this whole routine xD shocked im just now seeing this

    • @-.-Monster
      @-.-Monster Месяц назад +1

      @@AbbyLaporte ... lol what? this was uploaded by the youtube channel 2 weeks ago, this AIRED on t.v. 16 years ago.

  • @KrwiomoczBogurodzicy
    @KrwiomoczBogurodzicy Месяц назад +3

    21:14

  • @electromancer2645
    @electromancer2645 Месяц назад +13

    Completely ripped off Quintin Tarantino's joke from Desperado.

    • @Kris-yr3zc
      @Kris-yr3zc Месяц назад

      That joke was around wayyyy before Desperado.

    • @electromancer2645
      @electromancer2645 21 день назад

      @@Kris-yr3zc even worse then.

    • @arfyego0682
      @arfyego0682 21 день назад +1

      @@electromancer2645 how? most comedians don't use 100% original jokes i think you'd be surprised at just how many comedians borrow jokes from their friends or from old media

  • @Differentcolor
    @Differentcolor Месяц назад +10

    I can’t be the only one who didn’t laugh.. not even a smirk😐

  • @alexrechkin7
    @alexrechkin7 Месяц назад +1

    youtube shows ads so often its as worse as on tv

  • @eastmeetswest1152
    @eastmeetswest1152 Месяц назад +19

    Yeah, so this comedian copies jokes from the movie desperado where Quentin Tarantino says the same exact joke in the bar full of Mexicans to cheech marin. I have no idea why the audience thought this old joke repurposed was funny

    • @BombFiya
      @BombFiya Месяц назад +1

      fax

    • @mooseknuckleoutdoors
      @mooseknuckleoutdoors Месяц назад +2

      I was just going to say the same thing

    • @deeayeveeeyees
      @deeayeveeeyees Месяц назад +1

      they even applauded it. how did nobody in the audience not know where it's from

  • @JeffNighswander
    @JeffNighswander Месяц назад +6

    Ironic joke stealing? MEH...

  • @eliseobetancourt861
    @eliseobetancourt861 11 дней назад

    Jerry Seinfeld delivery

  • @TopWantedPlayers
    @TopWantedPlayers 7 дней назад

    2:34 over compensate

  • @rebeccap.9036
    @rebeccap.9036 Месяц назад +16

    Shame on you Leo Allen for stealing Quentin Tarantino's joke from the movie Desperado. Perhaps it would have been funny if I didn't know where you got it. Sad just sad.

    • @deeayeveeeyees
      @deeayeveeeyees Месяц назад +6

      it still wasn't great. like his buildup about Israel was way too long and unnecessary.

    • @Kris-yr3zc
      @Kris-yr3zc Месяц назад +4

      No shame, no plagiarizing...that joke has been around wayyyy before Desperado.

  • @joshuaa9513
    @joshuaa9513 11 дней назад

    Best way to break up with a person you live with. Go on vacation without them. Just save up some money and pick something really cool. Don't tell them anything. Just disappear and come back a week later. If they still don't leave. Just don't again.

  • @rosine749
    @rosine749 Месяц назад

    Woow, many layers to the bit about Israel. Religion, tactics, greed, corruption... And laughed hard at the laziest person joke. Found myself here after looking up who wrote the amazing Falconer sketch on SNL. Apparently this guy. Never heard of him before, but he is now my favourite comedian. If I can ever be bothered to give birth I will name it after him.

  • @reneenelsen7416
    @reneenelsen7416 Месяц назад +6

    Call this one barf type comedy.

  • @paulstubbings645
    @paulstubbings645 17 дней назад

    Big fan of that joke.

  • @ClarenceWilliams7
    @ClarenceWilliams7 Месяц назад +1

    Joke from Desperado

  • @Sk-nb3yl
    @Sk-nb3yl Месяц назад +4

    No original jokes. Boring 🥱

  • @natasjapowell2377
    @natasjapowell2377 Месяц назад +1

    Remember Desperado the movie? 😅 ya bye

  • @lookissjaxin
    @lookissjaxin Месяц назад

    That’s good stuff 😂

  • @mzeminsk
    @mzeminsk Месяц назад +2

    What the heck was that joke? Why are you 9:21 acting like that is your joke? Strange. Bye bye

  • @GreyTapez
    @GreyTapez 8 дней назад

    What's the earliest thing you Humans remember? 🤔
    I'll go first. I remember my Mom rocking me on the porch swing in front of my Grandma's house. The sun was in my eyes, and it hurt. So I closed them. That's all I got. (That swing is still there.)

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Месяц назад

    Timing’s off but some good punchlines.

  • @Kris-yr3zc
    @Kris-yr3zc Месяц назад

    Young man, you are fuuunny!!🤣

    • @Kris-yr3zc
      @Kris-yr3zc Месяц назад

      The origami had me lmao.

  • @mentat1341
    @mentat1341 Месяц назад +4

    Horrible. Give me back my 8 minutes

  • @hoboguru
    @hoboguru Месяц назад +1

    oof laugh track

  • @themasculinismmovement
    @themasculinismmovement Месяц назад

    This guy is really good

  • @BrookCara-d2i
    @BrookCara-d2i День назад

    Anderson Ronald Gonzalez Donna Perez David

  • @johnmurphy4149
    @johnmurphy4149 17 дней назад

    Wanted to laugh. Maybe next time.

  • @jeffbezos-q5j
    @jeffbezos-q5j Месяц назад

    am I crazy or does he have 15% of a Scottish accent

  • @jasonb8769
    @jasonb8769 10 дней назад

    Way to rip off a joke from the movie Desperado.

  • @eerievibes6854
    @eerievibes6854 Месяц назад +1

    What a thief

  • @Petercarmo93
    @Petercarmo93 Месяц назад +2

    Joking about being a pedophile is really not funny.

    • @travisericson8308
      @travisericson8308 18 дней назад

      You're the first person I've seen that commented on this. Why are we the only ones???

    • @febo2367
      @febo2367 3 дня назад

      Slaughterhouses aren't funny.

  • @CaidicusProductions
    @CaidicusProductions Месяц назад +2

    It started out meh, and just got funnier and funnier.

  • @mousey6262
    @mousey6262 Месяц назад +1

    This is one of my least favorites on this channel !

  • @bodytrainer1crane730
    @bodytrainer1crane730 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂❤️

  • @OldTimerGarden
    @OldTimerGarden Месяц назад +1

    You could do better.

  • @gnomoanarco3777
    @gnomoanarco3777 Месяц назад

    i rather see canceled comedian owen benjamin, witch is the best one alive

  • @hanve
    @hanve Месяц назад

    ❤😂😂

  • @HDTVGamePlay
    @HDTVGamePlay 9 дней назад

    would be cool if he used his own jokes tho, but using Quentin Tarantino's movie quotes, lame...

  • @jayr5421
    @jayr5421 Месяц назад

    laughed a lot

  • @GeorgeTaylor-q8v
    @GeorgeTaylor-q8v 5 дней назад

    Martinez Helen Jackson Richard Davis Laura

  • @lab4d
    @lab4d Месяц назад

    Isra person kept a baby alive and said they would never ... Oh wait, it was a joke....

  • @SgGdkkfk
    @SgGdkkfk 8 дней назад

    Martinez Michael White Kimberly Allen Charles

  • @LilOnAgain
    @LilOnAgain 2 дня назад

    Not funny. Why you waste my time?

  • @DanielKarns-m3y
    @DanielKarns-m3y 20 часов назад

    Garcia Laura Lopez Michelle Rodriguez Paul

  • @SmithTina-f8h
    @SmithTina-f8h 6 дней назад

    Hall Thomas White John Davis Brenda

  • @rhettchiappone2209
    @rhettchiappone2209 5 часов назад

    Who told this man he was good at comedy? 😮this was boring as hell.

  • @josecarrillo115
    @josecarrillo115 24 дня назад

    This guy is a fool.

  • @ThompsonUpton-k7l
    @ThompsonUpton-k7l 6 дней назад

    Lopez Kimberly Walker Nancy Lewis Paul

  • @christianogaard2185
    @christianogaard2185 13 дней назад

    It's Definitely a laugh track because this guy just wasn't funny at all.
    Usually they get a few lines that are funny but this guy had zero talent!

  • @MineFred-so6no
    @MineFred-so6no 16 дней назад

    nothing he said was funny at all

  • @carolinabelcher
    @carolinabelcher 14 дней назад

    Creepy.

  • @callmeq5067
    @callmeq5067 10 дней назад

    Wasn’t funny at all

  • @JolieF
    @JolieF Месяц назад

    ✍️ Not too bad

  • @johnathonzeros7234
    @johnathonzeros7234 Месяц назад +1

    Trash

  • @mike79patton
    @mike79patton Месяц назад

    He pronounced illegally occupied Palestine wrong. What's an Israel?

  • @siakelley2345
    @siakelley2345 9 дней назад

    Trash not funny

  • @michaelgearin8079
    @michaelgearin8079 Месяц назад +1

    He was in Palestine, not Israel. Free Palestine!🍉