Back in the mid 90’s, before social media, camera phones etc, my now ex and my kids would drop anchor across from our local boat ramp just to watch while we ate lunch. The things we saw would boggle the mind and better entertainment than most movies & tv today. Best one that comes to mind was clearly a new boater that came off his trailer, fired it up and went full throttle up the ramp. Cheers to thinking to video for the entertainment value.
Lmao, this video, double shot kill, reverse whiskey throttle, forward whiskey throttle... Boat ramp chit show....all the reasons I decided to rent a boat slip in an area I loved to be at. The Chittery is strong with this one 😅
Alfred,it would be great if you had a telescoping mount or if you could get up another 6ft in the air. You wouldn't have to worry about getting shot killed anymore. I hope you and your family have a blessed day!!
I'd love it if you could sometimes comment what time of day it is. Sometimes hard to tell the time in the summertime in Florida unless you're out there. I'd like to know when it gets busy, when Fred shows up, all that kind of thing.
I’m starting a boating school to teach people how to launch how to dock how to Tokyo drift in and out, how to tie up, a six week course I call it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang school😊 no blup blup blup guaranteed
I thought when you were talking about the video of that procat, that you we're going to say "they're nice boats but they are notoriously hard to maneuver at the boat ramp" The Captain of this one makes it look like they're hard to control at the ramp anyway !!!!
Love your show when are you coming to huntington beach california? we have some crazy times here with boaters also. Really appreciate the show we can watch with family and that you are helping others to create a successful show. I hope your way of doing things (keeping show mostly clean or family oriented rubs off on them and they too will go far).❤
Aventura fishing needs a lesson in flag edict, the American flag must fly higher than any other flag, especially a foreign nation flag. That’s twice this week, it’s not rocket science. Stop disrespecting the U.S. and our flag.💯👍
I just picked up my rib Alfred for my lake brand new n the bag brig 10’8 with a brand new 2021 6hp Tohatsu not even had gas in it 1500 cash can hold a 15 💪💪 all cuz your show I still got my 23 w my 225 tho lol it still needs break in so happy motor stand tank hose oars everything even the bigger wheels he said he paid 200 for the wheels don’t think I’m gonna put them on cuz you obviously know u hav to bolt them on congrats for ur success in ur business too ur a GOAT 💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥 hard work payed off another bloop bloop bloop 😂
Thank you 🙏🏼 for ur comment I really appreciate it I know I don’t drop comments like I use too I’ve been busy drs dropped my dad a year ago on his head and he passed away I only stayed in watching all ur shows luv those bac water canals tho I was born and raised in biscayne park by the Miami shores golf course the snook in there omg they were monsters just laying underneath the bridges before the dam man I miss that even tho the ranger hated us fishn but hey we still did it hope to move bac soon I’m in Boston I hate it here I will b bac my best friend lives on Miami Beach Pennsylvania ave he really is a awesome friend since Miami shores elementary school Horace Mann yes was tough but I’d do it all over again if I had too damn I miss it ty for all ur information on the ribs I’m registering it tomorrow can’t wait 💪💪 congrats again bro 😎 on ur business ur a GOAT fr fr like u said can’t get time bac I’m 46 yea I think a lot more about that now and I told my nephew go get ur leaf blower he’s like huh yup blew that thing rt up quickly thanks to you I’m pumped can’t wait always talk about you I learned a lot docking the boats godbless you and ur family brother fr fr 💪💪🙏🏼
Most boaters think they can drive it like a car, so they do and they fail. Boats have a center of rotation; once you learn that, it all becomes quite easy.
Ya jump the line good luck with that....last summer I had two jet skies try that....told them the line was back 15-20 boats....they said all we have is two jet skies.....I said if you can carry it out of the water on your back and put it on the trailer than go....otherwise forget it....after I said that they looked like....dahhh then more people told them to turn back...they did very reluctantly...
There Was A Blob On Your Camera I Think, It Kept Showing A Blob With, I Think It Looked Like A Finger, But I`m Not Sure What It Was, I Got A Little Nausea After Viewing, Please Try To Spray That Stain That Was On your Camera. Ha! Ha!
I'm utterly amazed at how many idiots operate a boat the same way they operate a car... put it in reverse and keep their eyes looking straight ahead. Unbelievable.
Wait for it! At 28:26 That is Velveeta Trumpstool…She is a lightweight of 400 Plus Pounds squeezed into a 4’9 tall Body. Velveeta knows how to show Only Class! BTW Let’s not forget about her lil hubby, Bubba Trumpstool. Velveeta was truly upset at Bubba, he had more Tater Tots than she did while at Sonic.
Hey Alfred, I was searching for your show and I come across miami boat ramps filming from your spot, WTF!!! His commentary isn't anywhere near as good as yours! Get over there and take your spot back, that's not cool at ALL!!
I'll never get why these people spend all the money on their boats and just don't get a private slip such a shame to have a great day and have such a bad time at the boat ramp I've seen people lose their life at the boat ramp over a good day of fishing or just a good time on the sandbar so ridiculous it shouldn't be that way that's the only way I fish these days I don't do boat ramp anymore
Back in the mid 90’s, before social media, camera phones etc, my now ex and my kids would drop anchor across from our local boat ramp just to watch while we ate lunch. The things we saw would boggle the mind and better entertainment than most movies & tv today. Best one that comes to mind was clearly a new boater that came off his trailer, fired it up and went full throttle up the ramp. Cheers to thinking to video for the entertainment value.
Lmao, this video, double shot kill, reverse whiskey throttle, forward whiskey throttle... Boat ramp chit show....all the reasons I decided to rent a boat slip in an area I loved to be at. The Chittery is strong with this one 😅
Another great Sunday morning with Alfred and the Chit Show!
Wait, are the people sitting to the sides just watching as well? If so, that is freaking awesome.
much aloha... and respect on the Family oriented... we need more of this...💚
Dropping a boat on the weekend there is a nightmare lol when he said the “Hialeah Cutoff” I almost died.
Alfred your commentary is hilarious 😂 thanks for another great video bro! Wish I could visit Chit Show live
Alfred,it would be great if you had a telescoping mount or if you could get up another 6ft in the air. You wouldn't have to worry about getting shot killed anymore. I hope you and your family have a blessed day!!
That boat traffic 2 me us a pain in the ass...most people view as Entertainment..
We love your show all the way for Lake of the Ozarks Missouri. We have our own chit shows some times lol.
If I ever get a big azz boat I'm gonna name it "Get Off My Lawn"
I'd love it if you could sometimes comment what time of day it is. Sometimes hard to tell the time in the summertime in Florida unless you're out there.
I'd like to know when it gets busy, when Fred shows up, all that kind of thing.
The chit shows are why we always we always went out during the week or at night. Jax. Fl.
I’m starting a boating school to teach people how to launch how to dock how to Tokyo drift in and out, how to tie up, a six week course I call it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang school😊 no blup blup blup guaranteed
I thought when you were talking about the video of that procat, that you we're going to say "they're nice boats but they are notoriously hard to maneuver at the boat ramp" The Captain of this one makes it look like they're hard to control at the ramp anyway !!!!
It’s good to see that nobody uses fenders to actually protect their boat. Love how everyone has them tied on like bobbers instead.
Pro Line has an eight-year-old Public Relations Officer. Smart kid! You *will* go places in life!
Speaking of two stroke boat motors, I love my Yamaha 200 HPDI !!!!
At 28:26 into this vid. YEP!! Zach Galifianakis.. shows up in small boat with huge flag!!!❤😂😂😂
Make a Capt. hat for hubby and an “Owner” hat for the wife!!!
Love your show when are you coming to huntington beach california? we have some crazy times here with boaters also. Really appreciate the show we can watch with family and that you are helping others to create a successful show. I hope your way of doing things (keeping show mostly clean or family oriented rubs off on them and they too will go far).❤
Waiiiit for it
Good evening boys and girls this Boat Captain just came down from an acid trip! Enjoy!
Woah...big blow-boat cat on the crete pier!
Support from Kelantan Malaysia
So glad I left Cuba South for good
love you channel is nice
Aventura fishing needs a lesson in flag edict, the American flag must fly higher than any other flag, especially a foreign nation flag. That’s twice this week, it’s not rocket science. Stop disrespecting the U.S. and our flag.💯👍
Agreed, especially when it’s on multiple bathing suits, shirts and changed to include pictures of people or captions.
ProCat at 20:17 looks mean! I like it.
Where’s the live stream????
How long was the line of boaters waiting to dock?
where do i get a chit show hat?
Luxuryribtenders.com
Out of FOCUs dude
Gangway, Robalo coming in!
Swim floats
I’ve never seen so many factory issues as Robalo…. Some of the shit they let slide out of the production line…insane..
What are the rolled up things on the back of some of the boats?
A floating mat so people can lay at the sandbar
Floats to lay down on in the water
I just picked up my rib Alfred for my lake brand new n the bag brig 10’8 with a brand new 2021 6hp Tohatsu not even had gas in it 1500 cash can hold a 15 💪💪 all cuz your show I still got my 23 w my 225 tho lol it still needs break in so happy motor stand tank hose oars everything even the bigger wheels he said he paid 200 for the wheels don’t think I’m gonna put them on cuz you obviously know u hav to bolt them on congrats for ur success in ur business too ur a GOAT 💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥 hard work payed off another bloop bloop bloop 😂
You will enjoy that little rib watch
Thank you 🙏🏼 for ur comment I really appreciate it I know I don’t drop comments like I use too I’ve been busy drs dropped my dad a year ago on his head and he passed away I only stayed in watching all ur shows luv those bac water canals tho I was born and raised in biscayne park by the Miami shores golf course the snook in there omg they were monsters just laying underneath the bridges before the dam man I miss that even tho the ranger hated us fishn but hey we still did it hope to move bac soon I’m in Boston I hate it here I will b bac my best friend lives on Miami Beach Pennsylvania ave he really is a awesome friend since Miami shores elementary school Horace Mann yes was tough but I’d do it all over again if I had too damn I miss it ty for all ur information on the ribs I’m registering it tomorrow can’t wait 💪💪 congrats again bro 😎 on ur business ur a GOAT fr fr like u said can’t get time bac I’m 46 yea I think a lot more about that now and I told my nephew go get ur leaf blower he’s like huh yup blew that thing rt up quickly thanks to you I’m pumped can’t wait always talk about you I learned a lot docking the boats godbless you and ur family brother fr fr 💪💪🙏🏼
Chit Show #1. Go watch how to prep a Carb. Now that's Amazing Content
Whiskey Throttle merch coming soon?
Dual Consoles can trip you up!
Why are there not lower rubber bumpers for low tide?
and thats why i store my boat just so i dont have to deal with the ramp...
Aqua Luna se toman toda la sopita
These people just never learn
Pan the cam to dock fuel price every show
Drives me nuts they always steer the wrong way.
A boat steers from the rear like a forklift not like a car.
Most boaters think they can drive it like a car, so they do and they fail.
Boats have a center of rotation; once you learn that, it all becomes quite easy.
Don't understand what so hard about load a boat some of people don't even have ropes tieed off you can control the boat with two ropes
Ya jump the line good luck with that....last summer I had two jet skies try that....told them the line was back 15-20 boats....they said all we have is two jet skies.....I said if you can carry it out of the water on your back and put it on the trailer than go....otherwise forget it....after I said that they looked like....dahhh then more people told them to turn back...they did very reluctantly...
Alright!
How is it people haven't figured out how to step off the boat holding a bow line and a stern line?
Just because you can afford to buy a boat doesn’t necessarily mean you should own one. I never saw so many people that can’t dock a boat.
Much sound and fury from the narrator... signifying nothing.
Very nice waters but Fred is the LEAST dangerous thing on the water.
Aqua Luna took her place. Not sure about the other chit 🤷🏻♀️ 🍺
What does "Whiskey Throttle" mean?
When someone accelerates to much very rapidly
Alfred you have got to stop being so dramatic bro lol it's really not crazy
Wait for it…..
@@robmyers1730 I do....
Thx
On the other hand...Alfred's personality is contagious! 😊
Love the play by play narrative.....reminds me of Neil Rogers.
😎
Jesus Christ! I wouldnt own a boat if i had to launch here! And the parking is just as crowded.
A car steers from the front and a boat from the back haven't these people grasped that simple fact
There Was A Blob On Your Camera I Think, It Kept Showing A Blob With, I Think It Looked Like A Finger, But I`m Not Sure What It Was, I Got A Little Nausea After Viewing, Please Try To Spray That Stain That Was On your Camera. Ha! Ha!
It never ceases to amaze me how totally dumb some of the boaters are on The Chit Show.
I'm utterly amazed at how many idiots operate a boat the same way they operate a car... put it in reverse and keep their eyes looking straight ahead. Unbelievable.
Alfred the FL 2604 RK is owned bye My family
Yo no loco tiro el barco ni sábado ni domingo
Why wait your turn when you can just bully your way in. So many people with very little boat handling skills.
Wait for it! At 28:26 That is Velveeta Trumpstool…She is a lightweight of 400 Plus Pounds squeezed into a 4’9 tall Body. Velveeta knows how to show Only Class! BTW Let’s not forget about her lil hubby, Bubba Trumpstool. Velveeta was truly upset at Bubba, he had more Tater Tots than she did while at Sonic.
Wish you would have cut the bird lady out
So people just sit around the ramp and watch? That’s boring
Hey Alfred, I was searching for your show and I come across miami boat ramps filming from your spot, WTF!!! His commentary isn't anywhere near as good as yours! Get over there and take your spot back, that's not cool at ALL!!
Alfred needs to be banned from RUclips. In meantime I can make RUclips not recommend this channel.
There are a lot of people out there that really shouldn't even own a boat lol
I'll never get why these people spend all the money on their boats and just don't get a private slip such a shame to have a great day and have such a bad time at the boat ramp I've seen people lose their life at the boat ramp over a good day of fishing or just a good time on the sandbar so ridiculous it shouldn't be that way that's the only way I fish these days I don't do boat ramp anymore
Out of FOCUs dude