bruh I was like that too. It was just cuz I felt like if I did that shit I would be judged lmao . Cuz I was never doing it so that’s all I knew but I’m learning it’s okay to be happy and do normal people shit
Joe: "I was drinking water last night..." Mal: "Water?.... Never man..." Joe: "Mal... What do you mean? You don't drink water?" Mal: "I've never drank water in my life, bro... Never... Not going to either... Y'all crazy..." *chugs his Fiji bottle*
Joe: I said good bye to my friend and gave him a hug - Mal: A hug? Never. Joe: You never hugged anyone mal? Mal: I have never hugged anyone in my whole life. Hugging someone?! That’s craaaazy.
Kony Lane they try to cancel mal when he plays devils advocate on blm shit. joe can play devils advocate on child rape and be straight but i still see “GET RID OF BIGOT MAL” comments lol
@@Kyxfinesse He's from a different generation. There are actual people out there who arent dumb. Most NY dudes from that Era are the same.. HOV is the same
Mal reminds me of my little brother. Lil bro watched me fuck up, get fucked up, watched me fail over and over again, and avoided MOST of the BS I went through. If I recall correctly Mal is the youngest of his siblings, too, so I'm pretty sure he's seen plenty of shit and thought, "Nah, I will never do that." Meanwhile, I've done almost everything Joe's done...except the mouth spitting shit.
How many things do you think you've never done? Do you think what you've done is a lot?
4 года назад+2
@@justinjones143 stop with the psudointellectualism. This 37 year old man claimed "real niggas don't say goodnight first." There's a difference between inexperience and overcompensation and Mal tries to hard to be masculine. Joe just calls it "mysterious" to be inoffensive.
Maverick Rory might say a corny joke from time to time but for the most part he’s cool. Mal either be lying trying to be cool or he’s actually pretty lame & never came outside growing up because ain’t no way you 40 & haven’t experienced most the things they talk about on this show I’m 28 & I relate
To a lame nigga or a nigga who can't really see between the lines mal appears as a cool guy but he really just graduated with a phd from the school of cool. Meaning its not naturally him he had to really work on giving off the perception of cool. You know how people say fake it till you make it. Luckily mal had a cool ass brother, friends (joe) and he was able to chameleonize real easy because of the people around him growing up. So i guess he is cool but his real side shows here and there. He be saying some super bullshit and he sees no fault in anything he ever says😂😂🤦🏾♂️
It ain’t that Mal “never does anything”, it’s that everything ain’t for everybody. However the new way of life don’t allow men of past mindsets to coexist with the new way of thinking.
justinjones143 👀 Mal...is that you? Cuz I’m definitely seeing you up under almost everyone’s comment with a version of this saaaammmmmeeeee question lol
@@PrincessEzeofor1 that's a silly question. I could name 100 things that you haven't done. Does that mean you haven't lived life? Mal is just a lowkey, logical dude. Not letting a girl spit in ya mouth, not texting a girl good night, not putting a girl on your lock screen etc does not make him a weirdo. He's actually red pilled. Joe's beliefs have got him 2 kids from 2 bm's, a proposal rejected & a failed engagement.
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Mal will still be alive in like 2120 like "Y'all are really out here dying of old age?"
how you too cool for death? 😂😂
Y'all crazy
😆yall wildin
That's funny. Laughed aloud to that 😆
“See that’s why I’m a vegan”
The way Mal is just completely disgusted and appalled by normal shit that people do every day is the most New Yorker thing ever
Comes off as a bitter personality trait
bruh I was like that too. It was just cuz I felt like if I did that shit I would be judged lmao . Cuz I was never doing it so that’s all I knew but I’m learning it’s okay to be happy and do normal people shit
Like spit in each others mouths? Nah
You love ya mom? Like who does that (mal voice)
IM JUST LIKE THAT AN IM FROM PHILLY 😂😂 I LEGIT DON’T BE BEAT ABOUT NOTHING AN IM HAPPY AS HELL WITH LIFE
Y’all can make a 3 hour compilation of the things Mal has never done
Minimum
So can Zay 😂😂 that's light work for him
Mal ain’t never had a three hour compilation made of him ...
Or wont ever do but has done lol
I'd say 6 hours his the cap god lol
Joe: "I was drinking water last night..."
Mal: "Water?.... Never man..."
Joe: "Mal... What do you mean? You don't drink water?"
Mal: "I've never drank water in my life, bro... Never... Not going to either... Y'all crazy..." *chugs his Fiji bottle*
aye cut that out 💀🙅♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't do my man Mal like that! 😂😂
Mal is literally a walking contradiction 😂😭🤣
FUNNYYY 😂😂😂😂😂
"I've never said goodnight first" LMAO that just sounds wild
Real niggas don’t 😂😂😂
Cant
Never in my life
"Yall be having girlfriends" is hilarious 💀💀💀
Fr
Like Pets
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
I missed that when does he say it
Joe: I said good bye to my friend and gave him a hug -
Mal: A hug? Never.
Joe: You never hugged anyone mal?
Mal: I have never hugged anyone in my whole life. Hugging someone?! That’s craaaazy.
😭😭😭
"We live in an era where people hug each other it's the cool thing to do now"
C Moe both these comments got me weak af
😂😂😂😂
Lol that's exactly what mal sounds
The random cut to the Harlem shake is funny af lmaoooooo
Joe nasty for that 😂😂😂
That was Joe?
@@davidmarrett6658 unfortunately yes
@@jamesmills9546 joe is sick the shoulders are crazy
Dam they stole that from 🔥Zay97🔥
Mal: "A podcast? Naw I've never done that."
Joe: "But Mal, we're on a pod..."
Mal: "Naw, not me man. Never that."
Im just saying i don't get down like that😂😂i can hear em saying it😂😂
“We’re in a era where”
@@shotbynolan1705 NOT THE IN OUR ERA LINE LOL
"yall buggin if you do a podcast that shit cool for yall but not me"
Mal: You see you guys are looking at it different!
“Y’all say good night first?”
Mal is a sicko lol
Hell yea ya say good nite first?
texting a girl you're dating good night first is beta as hell.
i’m not gonna lie he was onto something with that one😂
@@iamjp1 they sleep mal woke
Kony Lane they try to cancel mal when he plays devils advocate on blm shit. joe can play devils advocate on child rape and be straight but i still see “GET RID OF BIGOT MAL” comments lol
Mr. Too Cool for Everything lol
We need a “but what I’m saying is” compilation tho 😂
‘It’s easier to get on’ compilation
oh god no, that shit gonna be 5hrs long
🎯
Or a compilation on mal saying “whatchu mean?” Lol
Or was your foot on the line?😂😂
"If you cut the grass the snakes will show"
Alright I'm out 🏃😂😂😂😂😂
I used to think the mysterious and cool thing mal does was a schtick but he really is like that.
I think it is his ADD.
Naw he just to think he too cool for his own good
You’ll buy wolf tickets.
It's called being down low lol
@@haezeushawkins436 man he from up north most of them niggas are like that so scared to show any emotions in fear of being called gay
Loaded and Zay getting that bread! Respect
Are they both working for the JBP?
thisizamra not for just collaborating it seems
Mal smart for not recording outside tho can’t blame him
Facts
Why though? Skynet?
Mr.Turkey the shit just hilarious cus it’s some mal ass shit 😭 he got this funny ass codebook he stuck to
@@JPeoplzOIII makes it easier for opps to run down on you.
Macho F you know who Mal family is? Lol nobody running down on him lmao
A woman spitting in ya mouth is maaad wild
It is but it's great when you both doing it and she your girl girl
@@albertorynda740 it's also great when its a one night stand and she's the only one doing it too
It’s a flying french kiss
Lmaoo its wild but on a one nighter and you never see her again it's kinda ight. You dont go seeking for it but if it happens ehhh 🤷🏿♀️
If that’s not your girl then yea, you cant be doing extra nasty shit with randoms.
At this point idk if my Mal playing into the joke that he doesn’t do anything or he really has never don’t anything
Title should be called “Mal never done anything” 😂
Why joe do mal like that in the beginning tho lmao “mysterious mal”
did anyone else sound cut out during this or just mine
Mines did on role play part
Must be some copyright stuff
Yes
Yeah, mine did.
They played music. That’s why. It’s edited.
Mal be trying too hard to look like he isn’t trying too hard
FACTS U HIT IT ON THE head...HES TRYING HARD TO LOOK COOL WHICH IS NOT COOL
@@Kyxfinesse He's from a different generation. There are actual people out there who arent dumb. Most NY dudes from that Era are the same.. HOV is the same
EXACTLY LMAOOOOO
He red pill that's all
Michael Hell no im red tht don’t mean you act like this
“i never breathe” 😭💀 Omg
🤣🤣🤣
When you breath ma nigga? 😂
The thing is Mal is role playing his whole self trying to be cool lol
Joe impersonating Mal: *“if I’m the one that’s hurtin’...how can I be hurtin’...”* 😂
I respect a brother who has a code that he lives by. Many don't, hence the disconnect we're witnessing. Too many brothers just "go with the flow"
yall doin Mal dirty wit that thumbnail + video title combination 🤷♂️🤣
My guys are almost at a million subs, I remember when it was back at like 147k now the jbp boys are back to business and almost hit the 1 milli
the "is that really ya meat?...pause?" era of this podcast was rlly crazy.
That's all you??
When Joe said “you’ve never done anything” I was dying 😂
“She spit in your mouth and she left you” I’m weak lmaoooo
Is there an audio mess up or am I tripping
There's an audio cut, yes
Please bring back “is that really your meat?” That was probably the funniest era of the pod lmao
the ledge was my era. every time i hear the intro to that rakim song i instantly bust out laughing
Yes right before Spotify made them clean up their act
@@kinglouis2987 STG
What episode
Mal saying he's never been hurt is a moment I will never forget
We gonna need that comedy style/kidding comp soon 😂😂
I love comedy style lol
/hypothetical/allegedly
Bruh "COMEDY STYLE" is my fave saying right now!!!
For real bruh give it 3 more pod’s and he might have a hour worth of content 😂😂
"IM KIDDDING!!"
The thumbnail for this 🤣. Mal look like he had a Benadryl smoothie 🤣
I came in the comments expecting everyone to be roastin that nigga for that lmao
9:20
Mal to Joe: who do you act like
Parks: Common
Rory: Carlos Boozer 😂😂⚰️⚰️
“I never say goodnight first”
mals the king of whatchu mean? 😂😂😂
Mal don't realize that his attempts to look cool actually make him look hella insecure.
Ain't that the fuckin' truth!! He's like the kid in middle school who's trying way too hard to fit in.
he just looks corny and lame
Ash He aint fitting in if he’s saying the opposite of what they’re saying
Bro is 40
TRYING TO LOOK COOL ISNT COOL
9:16 joe role playing as Carlos boozer is hilarious
Mal too cool for school lol Yo you gotta make a compilation of Joe arguing something and when he starts losing, he says i don’t even care lol
Yo thats every episode lol
GoodShitRightMiroki We would need to watch it during the weekend, 5 hour compilation lol
Mal reminds me of my little brother. Lil bro watched me fuck up, get fucked up, watched me fail over and over again, and avoided MOST of the BS I went through. If I recall correctly Mal is the youngest of his siblings, too, so I'm pretty sure he's seen plenty of shit and thought, "Nah, I will never do that." Meanwhile, I've done almost everything Joe's done...except the mouth spitting shit.
Bruh Rory slick new having the best jokes. Joe role playing as Carlos boozer is sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Got Zay and Loaded doing complications now🔥🔥🔥
Do u mean compilations? Lol if not, my bad b
complications 😂😂😂 is fuckin hilarious
@@angelusgnz5784 shit got me confused, b
@@SCOODAMcGOODA I ALMOST DIDNT CATCH THAT SHIT 🤣🤣🤣
Role play part has no audio in the beginning
I wonder if it has a song at that part
Copyrighted song was playing my king
wslgva yeah it’s a lil sloppy for the official channel but it probably was done by mistake
Zay and Loaded must not have edited this one.
To this day Mal has never done anything without worrying about what others would think of him 😂
“I sent my real eggplant. That is my eggplant emoji” 🤣🤣🤣
I feel Mal, half the $hit they doing is wild. (Ex. Letting chick spit in my mouth, record my location etc.)
Real... Low key mfers live longer
@@vipy4309 Is that really livin' though?
Blank Page hell yea. Just Kuz people low key don’t mean they don’t have fun.
@@kloserlook that's true bro, fun ain't always got to be hanging around dirty mfers and drinking. I'll rather stay at home and do my own shit
Victor P you speaking the facts
Ahaha. Mal gets on my nerves with that "i'Ve NeVeR dOnE tHaT" mess. LOL. Like, good Sir, what have you done?
Facts like nothing embarrassing of funny ever happened to him
I swear dude is lowkey a virgin...and not by choice
I think he hasn’t had any relations, or not as many he claims he’s had! 😭😭😭
He doing something right lol you still listening to the pod
Cause hes hood hes a virgin? Wtf is wrong with ya,hanging out with with some useless life dudes
Bruhh! There’s no way in hell im believing that mal “has never been hurt” lmaooo! 🤦🏾♂️💀😂
😭😭😭😭😭
He's lying lol
Mal be on here lying his ass off lol
"When you breathe my nigga..." still hilarious!! 😂
Why they never let Mal chill tho😂 like every time he don't agree they get on his head about it lmaooo
"YALL SAY GOODNIGHT FIRST?" lmao
I am so sad you guys didn't keep envy's drop LMAO, "Is that really your meat? pause"
😂😂😂 Mal be trying to sound mysterious 😂😂😂
We need a Mal “Ive Never Did That” vs Dame Dash “We Dont Do That In Harlem” compilation
Same energy
I love the Mal and Joe dynamic bro it's too fucking hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭 everything Mal say make Joe heated dawg this shit soooo funny
I feel like Mal either a virgin or got something preventing him to revealing himself to women. 😂💀
Mal just tries too hard. He chooses to conform to things that’s seen as “normal” so he isn’t judged. Extremely insecure
Extremely insecure and DL.
Nelson Betancourt he gives off those vibes & he curvy 💀
@@Judodaylon1 because he fat he gotta be DL? 😂
exactly. he clearly never had a girlfriend
This is the comp we been waiting for lol
This man said he's never said goodnight first lmfaooooo Mal is a sick sick man
context. He said he has never texted a girl he's dating "good night" first. Rory hadn't either. That's beta as hell. She gon see you as desperate
After watching all these compilations why is mal even on the show he’s never done a thing and only repeats what you said😂
Facts. how has he never been hurt😂 he’s like 37😂 I’m 18 and been hurt hella
How many things do you think you've never done? Do you think what you've done is a lot?
@@justinjones143 stop with the psudointellectualism. This 37 year old man claimed "real niggas don't say goodnight first." There's a difference between inexperience and overcompensation and Mal tries to hard to be masculine. Joe just calls it "mysterious" to be inoffensive.
@ but what if Mal out of all the humans on earth doesn't say goodnight first? Can you live with that or is that something you just can't accept?
@ also dont talk about masculinity when you're chatty patty talking bout a dudes age and how he acts on a podcast
Ayo..."yall be having girlfriends" is fkn crazy
Like what 😭
He has to be joking💀💀
This the one we been waiting on
“Put the woody on her butt” is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
Y’all need to upload these as audio on Spotify
Mal has not lived 😁😩😭 "I've NEVER done that " 🤦🏾♀️ well... What have you done my G ? 😭😩
He would reply with “I’ve done a lot of shit but I would never do that”
This the most inexperienced-experience nigga on the planet. I love my nigga tho 😂
he helped start hip hop lmao
How much stuff do you think you've never done?
justinjones143 “I ain’t done none of that shit” -Mal
"I ve never said goodnight first" 🤣🤣🤣
If you made a compilation video of what Mal actually does that shit would be MAAAAD short!!
Just here for those old feelings again.
I love Ice and Ish
But it’s something about it Mal, Joe and Rory that was special.
LMAO "I never go outside"
"if we just having fun crackin jokes" x3000
Should be longest comp ever
A lot of the things he says he doesn’t do my husband doesn’t either 😩....straight up hood ass Bronx dude
I'm 21 & Mal sounds logical as hell to me. Only thing that sounded off was him never being hurt by a woman
Michael yeah all 🧢
Mal suffers from the “I try so hard to be cool to the point it makes me lame” syndrome....he’s 40
Thats actually rory..mal is mad cool. Rory is corny.
Maverick i disagree with both your takes
Maverick Rory might say a corny joke from time to time but for the most part he’s cool. Mal either be lying trying to be cool or he’s actually pretty lame & never came outside growing up because ain’t no way you 40 & haven’t experienced most the things they talk about on this show I’m 28 & I relate
To a lame nigga or a nigga who can't really see between the lines mal appears as a cool guy but he really just graduated with a phd from the school of cool. Meaning its not naturally him he had to really work on giving off the perception of cool. You know how people say fake it till you make it. Luckily mal had a cool ass brother, friends (joe) and he was able to chameleonize real easy because of the people around him growing up. So i guess he is cool but his real side shows here and there. He be saying some super bullshit and he sees no fault in anything he ever says😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Mal takes himself too seriously, he acts cool. It's his persona.
Mal's THATS CRAZY is what really blew this pod up lol
Ceazy thing is Mal admitted to spitting in a girls mouth
Recently too😭😭😭
Is said it in the same episode
The question was has a girl ever done it to him... not has he done it to a female. Lol
“ don’t tell me stare at the ceiling” this was hilarious
Came just for the comments lol
It ain’t that Mal “never does anything”, it’s that everything ain’t for everybody. However the new way of life don’t allow men of past mindsets to coexist with the new way of thinking.
"Mal Capping Compilation" 🤣🤣
Love the pod more the more i listen
I swear Mal is the OG of this podcast 🐐🐐🐐
How many "Pound Town" episodes are there? Lol. You might need to receive a nasty award.
"I never send eggplant emoji" Mal is on point, some shit is just too lame to feel comfortable doing
True but if you’re a goofball like me it works in your favor lol
The cut to joe hittin the shoulders is hilarious
Joe doing the harlem shake is crazy! 💀💀💀💀💀
“Grow up Mal” Rorys best quote
We need a “Joe vs Mal fight” compilation, cuz they low key be getting heated
You know how cyn sounds when she trying to be sexy
There's definitely a couple on here. Gotta search it up
James Mills yea that’s the one
Episode 158 I think, Joe and Mal was heated over that Nicki song 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh hit up Zay97 or loadedclips they got everything
the thumbnail being 'y'all be having girlfriends?' had me ROLLING
5:32 Y'all tryna do the compilation thing n putting up clips with no audio? 🤦🏽♂️
Rory said you role play as karlos boozer and I’m dying
Mal is a real one.
He’s a good guy underneath it all
Loaded Clips & Zay97 need to do all of the compilation clips please
I never breathe 😭😭💀
Also, that quick clip of Joe tryin to do the Harlem shake is legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well what HAVE you done Mal??? Cuz at this point I’m assuming you don’t leave the house lol
what have you done?
justinjones143 👀 Mal...is that you? Cuz I’m definitely seeing you up under almost everyone’s comment with a version of this saaaammmmmeeeee question lol
Yea I hear you ‘ oop! Not Rory trying to come to Mal’s defense from a burner account! 🤣 2/3
Is that you ignorant closed minded person? Cause I've seen the "what has mal done?" comment damn near 100 times. What type of question is that even?
@@PrincessEzeofor1 that's a silly question. I could name 100 things that you haven't done. Does that mean you haven't lived life? Mal is just a lowkey, logical dude. Not letting a girl spit in ya mouth, not texting a girl good night, not putting a girl on your lock screen etc does not make him a weirdo. He's actually red pilled. Joe's beliefs have got him 2 kids from 2 bm's, a proposal rejected & a failed engagement.
Mal look high as hell in the thumbnail 😂😂
Mal has never seen this compilation either😂
I've been waiting for this compilation! 😂😂😂😂