SAMURAI & SHOGUN vs RANGED UNITS - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @shunkaizhao3304
    @shunkaizhao3304 4 года назад +277

    4:30 That's some Samurai spirit right there

  • @cariloglm1730
    @cariloglm1730 4 года назад +98

    3:41 Shogun: Opposite fighting style

  • @flint_d8057
    @flint_d8057 4 года назад +348

    0:22 Shogun be like, “GET UP YOU FAILURE!”

    • @yourlocalfbiagent786
      @yourlocalfbiagent786 4 года назад +14

      More like " GET UP YOU MASSIVE DISAPOINTMENT"

    • @checkerszome76
      @checkerszome76 4 года назад +1

      個體 U盤 有 蓋里熱 有烏克蘭 女兒 被 彈劾 馬紹爾

    • @ahmaddanial478
      @ahmaddanial478 3 года назад +3

      @@yourlocalfbiagent786 nahh the first one is better

    • @rafaelalvesoliveira245
      @rafaelalvesoliveira245 3 года назад

      The cool thing is sound the samurai makes it pares well

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 года назад

      Fingal!

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +111

    These are so addictive

  • @PrepLmmiun
    @PrepLmmiun 4 года назад +381

    2:19 did he just double deflected that arrow?!

    • @Captain.Obvious
      @Captain.Obvious 4 года назад +14

      Lemon Pep he did

    • @ElTadeo38
      @ElTadeo38 4 года назад +3

      Lemon Pep he did LOL. XD

    • @klf4177
      @klf4177 4 года назад +5

      Sho off

    • @PrepLmmiun
      @PrepLmmiun 4 года назад +2

      @@klf4177 i see what you did there xD

    • @klf4177
      @klf4177 4 года назад +1

      Lemon Pep yeah lol

  • @johncazenas8864
    @johncazenas8864 4 года назад +133

    1:08 OMG a fighting rock

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 года назад +3

      Rock jumps up,
      Tries its last effort to injure the enemy

  • @milanoocartman451
    @milanoocartman451 4 года назад +500

    0:46
    Shogun: son ima do what’s a called a pro gamer move

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 5 лет назад +1190

    This video is about a Shogun teaching his trainee apprentice how to block ranged attacks

    • @Ok23513
      @Ok23513 5 лет назад +11

      lol

    • @TheCrazyCapMaster
      @TheCrazyCapMaster 5 лет назад +30

      And then they got ambushed multiple times 🤣🤣

    • @shower2522
      @shower2522 4 года назад +24

      They're like father and son

    • @codex325
      @codex325 4 года назад +7

      Or his son xd

    • @kevinnguyen7287
      @kevinnguyen7287 4 года назад +6

      Oh, i remember you, you did that insanely long comment on the freezeing every unit video. Great job!

  • @philiptheguy1469
    @philiptheguy1469 4 года назад +230

    7:10 He killed him by kicking him into the balls...How unfortunate....

    • @stabbymeh3236
      @stabbymeh3236 4 года назад +10

      It was more than just a kick

    • @chadrider650
      @chadrider650 4 года назад +18

      It was a dirty blow

    • @switchfolkers8892
      @switchfolkers8892 4 года назад +10

      He Also Cut His - - - - Off😆

    • @dillon6130
      @dillon6130 3 года назад +4

      I've seen taekwondo beat lady red jade on a 1v1 by kicking the weegiepie then doing the chop then kicking the hips then the chest

    • @user-dl5yl6pe3s
      @user-dl5yl6pe3s 3 года назад +5

      0:22 - 0:24
      shogun said wake up!!

  • @ITSYOURBOIFOI
    @ITSYOURBOIFOI 5 лет назад +46

    3:13
    Shogun and Samurai: we can deflect any projectile
    Balista: *Deflect this you f*cking casual*

    • @Incepter.
      @Incepter. 3 года назад +2

      I’ll just walk to the side

    • @aidennatteravent4519
      @aidennatteravent4519 3 года назад

      Samurai coming back as a samurai giant: survive this you fucking toxic wretch

  • @certifiedcoolguy583
    @certifiedcoolguy583 4 года назад +355

    5:45 *the problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness*

    • @lilmoris1
      @lilmoris1 4 года назад +21

      This is do deep it made me rethink my life

    • @Hi-ii1sl
      @Hi-ii1sl 4 года назад +10

      Wow that actually makes a lot of sense

    • @uknown_tempest4320
      @uknown_tempest4320 4 года назад +5

      But they didn’t doge the lightning bolt

    • @gnomer30015
      @gnomer30015 4 года назад +3

      Ok

    • @nileiwata8089
      @nileiwata8089 4 года назад +6

      Play it at 0.25 speed and you will see what it actually happening

  • @Artificial_Idiot
    @Artificial_Idiot 4 года назад +342

    0:52 A Person Who Invented Hockey

  • @shockwave3864
    @shockwave3864 4 года назад +175

    0:56 “lol who said we were working together?”

    • @1998mrsonic
      @1998mrsonic 4 года назад +4

      Underrated. I love that moment!

    • @NO_EPIX
      @NO_EPIX 4 года назад +3

      Rip samurai's balls

  • @PixelatedTriumph
    @PixelatedTriumph 4 года назад +64

    8:33 Musketeer: Parry this you filthy casual
    8:37 Musketeer: Oh what the fu-
    14:03 Shogun: I’m not dead! Just very badly burned!

  • @codycray8461
    @codycray8461 4 года назад +135

    11:13 samurai dies from one guy while shogun goes on to viscously murder everyone.

    • @yagi2963
      @yagi2963 4 года назад +3

      @stop motion HALO wtf are we supposed to call it then

    • @rafaelalvesoliveira245
      @rafaelalvesoliveira245 3 года назад

      He is avenging his friend
      Killing samurai only makes shogun pissed

  • @angsern8455
    @angsern8455 4 года назад +262

    0:23 shogun: “ Get back up lily liver!”

  • @showerlizard9549
    @showerlizard9549 4 года назад +98

    0:55
    Samurai: help, im scared!
    Shogun: dont worry i will protect you!
    Stoner: hey, have a rock!
    Shogun: no wait i can't...
    Samurai: *dies*

  • @gbm2003
    @gbm2003 4 года назад +77

    The Samurai is you starting the game lvl 1, The shogun is your friend lvl 800 carrying you in the hard quests.

    • @prabeshrai746
      @prabeshrai746 3 года назад +1

      @@patrickgilligan6336 na the shogun better

  • @casheverett6300
    @casheverett6300 4 года назад +190

    5:46 he parried it... then hit himself with the rocket he parried... SMERT

    • @lallal3204
      @lallal3204 4 года назад +4

      His iq
      Its under 0

    • @lilmoris1
      @lilmoris1 4 года назад +9

      He used it as a speed boost

    • @crazyfriend2388
      @crazyfriend2388 4 года назад +2

      Fucking no it’s just an anime battle and he used an explosive slash

    • @crazyfriend2388
      @crazyfriend2388 4 года назад +2

      Ann Simin I know it’s not an anime battle and I did slow it down, can I make a joke in peace?

    • @jakartagamer6188
      @jakartagamer6188 4 года назад +1

      He is using his pro gamer move

  • @jokemanXL
    @jokemanXL 5 лет назад +359

    5:45 Look at shogun in 0.25 speed

  • @az-hq1gz
    @az-hq1gz 4 года назад +50

    15:48 you can hear one of the saying "damn what!"

  • @Arthur-xr1vk
    @Arthur-xr1vk 4 года назад +55

    0:30 Nooo, my disciple!! How dare you!!
    0:40 I... have failed you...

  • @elias199l8
    @elias199l8 4 года назад +166

    0:22 stand up son
    0:53 golf
    7:00 im a pro look This pro move
    12:48 only you can do it son oh no im a live
    13:08 papa you Hit me so I Hit you, son you Hit me ahhh I am going to hit you...

    • @Kratos_Messi7050
      @Kratos_Messi7050 4 года назад +13

      Cringe

    • @elias199l8
      @elias199l8 4 года назад +3

      Yeetus Confuctus yup

    • @demaniwest6639
      @demaniwest6639 4 года назад +11

      12:50 when the son gets shot he rolls away

    • @ultimatearc4538
      @ultimatearc4538 4 года назад +3

      Once the son swung on his father his father looked like he was gonna cut his head off lol

    • @ImSorryAmanai
      @ImSorryAmanai 4 года назад +2

      Do the stand up one in 0.25 he said enough

  • @eccentriconyt
    @eccentriconyt 4 года назад +31

    1:21 The Shogun handled that like a pro!

  • @jeanjacquesrousseau1955
    @jeanjacquesrousseau1955 4 года назад +204

    7:03 Ballon Archer: Am I a joke to you ? :D

  • @asemzhakupova2264
    @asemzhakupova2264 4 года назад +81

    0:20 nope
    0:47 oof
    0:51 look a ball
    1:20 EPIC MOMENTS
    2:18 DOUBLE HIT ARROW
    3:23 DOUBLE KILL
    3:50 DODGE
    6:34 perfect
    9:06 samurai:my turn
    13:03 DOUBLE HIT BALL

    • @СержантДорнан-ш8м
      @СержантДорнан-ш8м 4 года назад +1

      Откуда ты так хорошо английский знаешь?) молодец

    • @chinthescrew4907
      @chinthescrew4907 4 года назад +1

      6:34 " another happy landing "

    • @albert9348
      @albert9348 3 года назад

      7:10 OMG I WAS JUST PLANNING TO HAVE KIDS! DAMN YOU SHOGUN!!!

    • @albert9348
      @albert9348 3 года назад +1

      7:04 Lucky Guy

    • @RainStreet7129
      @RainStreet7129 2 года назад +1

      @@chinthescrew4907 Everyone: *OHHHHHH!*

  • @elijahalonzo6056
    @elijahalonzo6056 4 года назад +57

    0:45
    That was one of the biggest oof moments in history

  • @lilmoris1
    @lilmoris1 4 года назад +58

    3:03 The man that refuses to die

    • @Shinyloll
      @Shinyloll 4 года назад +2

      The snake just bit his area and that’s his reaction

    • @albiihza5286
      @albiihza5286 3 года назад

      The snake is freezing

    • @Yoru100x
      @Yoru100x 3 года назад +1

      Rasputin?

  • @ccaallvviinn25
    @ccaallvviinn25 5 лет назад +298

    The spearman said what the heck 0:04

  • @앤디듀프레인-z6v
    @앤디듀프레인-z6v 4 года назад +33

    5:36 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD WIN THIS

  • @TheCrazyCapMaster
    @TheCrazyCapMaster 5 лет назад +88

    7:11 what a stance 🤣🤣 truly a man among men

    • @theproatpubg0693
      @theproatpubg0693 4 года назад

      I call it, stance " I need to piss "
      (This is funny to me)

  • @dedman1096
    @dedman1096 4 года назад +65

    1:01 it’s a killing conga line

    • @prabeshrai746
      @prabeshrai746 3 года назад +1

      The pyro killing the friendly spy conga in tf2 be like:

  • @Flamshell
    @Flamshell 4 года назад +119

    7:06
    "I can beat you with my hand tied behind my back"

    • @tad..
      @tad.. 4 года назад +18

      *c r o t c h n i n j a*

    • @dontmindme7208
      @dontmindme7208 4 года назад +11

      He just kick that guy in the balls😫

    • @demaniwest6639
      @demaniwest6639 4 года назад +5

      What a dick

    • @uiraideszen3223
      @uiraideszen3223 4 года назад +1

      That did happen

    • @klsad
      @klsad 4 года назад +2

      @@demaniwest6639 7:10 what a dick

  • @PoorManatee6197
    @PoorManatee6197 4 года назад +17

    11:06 imagine this beautifully animated, a bunch of guys with shotguns firing at a samurai and the samurai super fast charging them troug the bullets while parrying some of them

  • @carmenkong7434
    @carmenkong7434 4 года назад +49

    2:08 bro I give respect to that guy man
    he blocked arrows with his sword behind him

    • @Someone_Somewhere7
      @Someone_Somewhere7 4 года назад +3

      Dude's a Jedi in disguise

    • @benedictd.137
      @benedictd.137 4 года назад +2

      He used his other sword

    • @lilmoris1
      @lilmoris1 4 года назад +2

      That's what you think, he just moves that fast

  • @declanhuber4250
    @declanhuber4250 4 года назад +78

    6:10 WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAIN

  • @thelookout7165
    @thelookout7165 4 года назад +22

    Shogun: Deflects spear
    Spear man: "Waa the HeCk-"

  • @unclemasoon
    @unclemasoon 3 года назад +18

    15:51 the way the samurai falls to the ground is pretty accurate

  • @tuxedocat415
    @tuxedocat415 4 года назад +91

    5:41 imagine that in slow motion

  • @itsanwar699
    @itsanwar699 4 года назад +75

    13:40 bayblade

  • @playday663
    @playday663 4 года назад +17

    5:45 jet flies faster than it's own bullets and shoot himself that way

  • @mink455
    @mink455 4 года назад +52

    6:48
    In historically, How to Korean army were fought with Japanese army

    • @rommelcandiani6358
      @rommelcandiani6358 4 года назад +2

      My god, i think that you dont use english commonly

    • @tekkuro00
      @tekkuro00 4 года назад

      Dude got spammed

  • @foggy_pad7040
    @foggy_pad7040 4 года назад +43

    0:53 Hole in one?

  • @TheRandomizerYT
    @TheRandomizerYT 4 года назад +24

    Shogun: Does all the work
    Samurai: *_So I get half the credit dor my intense work..._*

  • @shattered-wrld1571
    @shattered-wrld1571 3 года назад +15

    12:50 so we gonna ignore the fact that dude tanked a cannon ball to the chest 😳

  • @safty9820
    @safty9820 3 года назад +18

    “You have no honor...”
    “And you’re a slave to it”

    • @muhammadhakeemi7544
      @muhammadhakeemi7544 3 года назад +2

      “I have no honour , but i will never kill my family”

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy1 4 года назад +36

    0:53
    shogun: get out rock

  • @AbstractTraitorHero
    @AbstractTraitorHero 4 года назад +6

    2:53 A shogun and his samurai tragically and valiantly fall to the insidious assassins and their new techniques.

  • @zub_cero0
    @zub_cero0 4 года назад +8

    0:22 "Wake the fr*ick up samurai. We have a city to burn."

  • @TotalACABReena
    @TotalACABReena 4 года назад +8

    0:52 "...and take your boulder with you!"

  • @silentzer0805
    @silentzer0805 5 лет назад +12

    Samurai:I'm doing my best
    *Meanwhile...*
    Shogun:I'm gonna steal all the glory and the cameras's attention.

  • @subswithnovideos-is4fv
    @subswithnovideos-is4fv 5 лет назад +56

    0:22
    Samurai: HIGH FIVE!
    Shogun: Sure!
    Samurai: OW! That's not how you do it.
    0:53
    What a showoff at Rock Golf
    3:03
    SNAKE CHAIN!
    3:51
    Shogun: I'll leave that up to you son.
    4:25
    One Ice Archer got hit by his own projectile
    5:17
    That's what I call father and son bonding
    6:34
    Shogun: I CAN STILL STAND IT'S A MIRACLE!
    8:01
    They crashed into each other
    10:24
    The Samurai was killed in action
    10:56
    Shogun: STAY BACK! (uses butt)
    13:10
    Shogun: How dare you hit me!
    To be continued...
    15:02
    Shogun: I HAVE NOW CONQUERED THE MOUNTAIN OF BONES!

  • @Silverfirefly1
    @Silverfirefly1 5 лет назад +25

    I like the balance here, it's more satisfying when either side has earned it more. It's better, for me, to eliminate the OP units from groups, unless it's particularly funny. Good job!

  • @notcreativeenoughstill
    @notcreativeenoughstill 4 года назад +13

    6:35 kinda looks like he survived lol

  • @Denosteteosten
    @Denosteteosten 4 года назад +7

    6:35
    Shogun: i never die

  • @giornogiovanna9635
    @giornogiovanna9635 4 года назад +24

    Shogun: *kills all the unities*
    RUclipsr: *angries*
    RUclipsr: *adds more unities*

  • @clarenzramos700
    @clarenzramos700 4 года назад +6

    Shogun: mind if you help?!
    Samurai: nah, I`m chill
    Shogun: ......NO BELT FOR YOU

  • @Kenzie3581
    @Kenzie3581 4 года назад +7

    5:44
    The trickshot
    The firework arrow he deflected hits him after he boost

  • @hashim2586
    @hashim2586 4 года назад +10

    This video will have you more emotionally invested than most moives. Feels bad for the shogun.

  • @Vernonu9
    @Vernonu9 4 года назад +8

    Shogun: Ok son, get ready to block on 3. Ready 1, 2, 3!
    Samurai: Do I block 3? or is it 1,2, 3, then block? >---->(x.x)
    Shogun: Welp, its ok. You'll get it right next match.
    *Next Match
    Samurai: >----->(x.x)

    • @escouleshaire
      @escouleshaire 4 года назад +1

      K I’ll let that one slide it was 10 ballistas

  • @candiesknots9771
    @candiesknots9771 3 года назад +4

    12:47 This Shogun took an entire force of the cannonball and lived to take revenge
    DAAAAAMN

  • @jonanishere6480
    @jonanishere6480 4 года назад +8

    Samurai: exists
    Shogun: does everything

  • @dabidrana7804
    @dabidrana7804 4 года назад +3

    Look at 16:34.
    Canon: Stay down dude.
    Shogun: NEVER!!!
    Canon: So you have chosen death....

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman 4 года назад +4

    He deflected the rocket arrow, dashed infront of it, and got hit by it in the back...
    Genius

  • @blackdimondboi5624
    @blackdimondboi5624 4 года назад +5

    They legit got REKT with a mountain of rocks 2:31

  • @jacksekian
    @jacksekian 4 года назад +13

    13:08
    Shogun : useless samurai !!
    Samurai : wtf
    Lol

  • @mono3033
    @mono3033 4 года назад +1

    Shogun:u have blocked arrows and spears now u will block bullets
    Samurai:*dies*
    Shogun:u are a failure

  • @ITBEurgava
    @ITBEurgava 4 года назад +16

    3:32 the shogun learnt enough about how to counter way of tomoe...

  • @ethanyeung6216
    @ethanyeung6216 4 года назад +6

    I love the comedic timing on some of the artillery rounds.

  • @AmJustBored111
    @AmJustBored111 4 года назад +6

    3:33 never give up.

  • @captainflarg
    @captainflarg 4 года назад +14

    0:51 shogun playing golf while yelling "FORE!"

  • @absolutephoenix5312
    @absolutephoenix5312 4 года назад +13

    You know when the musketeers were introduced I thought the samurais and shoguns were gonna cut the musket bullets in half.

  • @doomslayerobama
    @doomslayerobama 4 года назад +8

    The Samurai in the back just gets bullied everytime

    • @Oof_2nd
      @Oof_2nd 4 года назад

      Ok boomer

  • @arnabkumardas8358
    @arnabkumardas8358 3 года назад +5

    0:53 they kissed

  • @NeonPlantChris
    @NeonPlantChris 4 года назад +3

    They Protecc
    They Attacc
    But most importantly
    They DEFLECC

    • @MrShant-ui9ht
      @MrShant-ui9ht 4 года назад +1

      No, the most importantly is.....
      THEY FLY (6:11)

  • @Brendon_Xu_The_Big_B
    @Brendon_Xu_The_Big_B 4 года назад +8

    7:03 imagine if that arrow landed on the balloon archer

    • @faris9279
      @faris9279 2 года назад

      Top 10 epic anime battle

  • @lazarstojanovic6816
    @lazarstojanovic6816 4 года назад +1

    3:20 Samurai:Ummm master, i dont think we can deflect this...
    Shogun:Nonsense

  • @Immi_Mimi
    @Immi_Mimi 4 года назад +2

    In a nutshell, it's just samurai and shogun deflecting the emerald splash.

  • @RheaMainz
    @RheaMainz 4 года назад +2

    The Shogun must be the most overpowered normal unit here!

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 5 лет назад +10

    Still samurai? How about you try some campaign and play it yourself

  • @nawaiwaterhouse6632
    @nawaiwaterhouse6632 4 года назад +1

    Samurai:daddy what's the meaning of life?
    Shougun:de
    Samurai:de what?
    Shougun:you should know this

  • @288hanasonic2
    @288hanasonic2 3 года назад +1

    3:06 SHOGUN BEST MOMENT

  • @shadows4331
    @shadows4331 4 года назад +2

    Father and Son moment

  • @lucienarnett4267
    @lucienarnett4267 3 года назад +3

    0:30 samurai gets spear to foot and falls over
    Shogun who gets spear to stomach and shoulder literally walks on like nothing happened

  • @beberlielipata6032
    @beberlielipata6032 3 года назад +3

    "shogun" samurai i am ur father
    "Samurai" *gasp* I thought my father died in war
    "Shogun" I'm a ghost that's why

  • @jovantorionathanael3806
    @jovantorionathanael3806 4 года назад +1

    3x Shogun VS Ranged units

  • @epicswag9552
    @epicswag9552 4 года назад +1

    Shogun: deflect some things
    Shogun :son its over
    Shogun:....
    Shogun: son?

  • @pxel7345
    @pxel7345 4 года назад +1

    "Are ya winnin' son?"

  • @thelegalmexican9860
    @thelegalmexican9860 4 года назад +4

    Fun fact: Dead eye has a really powerful projectile, against a samurai the odds of deflection it are less than the other range units

  • @JazzumaFishiki
    @JazzumaFishiki 4 года назад +1

    0:52
    shogun:Golf time,son

  • @huzaifahahmed4303
    @huzaifahahmed4303 4 года назад +1

    5:44 he just deflected that into himself!!! 😂😂

  • @vic3083
    @vic3083 4 года назад +2

    2:17 did no one else notice that the shogun deflated the arrow twice

  • @xyoojmonsta8150
    @xyoojmonsta8150 3 года назад +2

    2:12 *have his sword to the back while deflecting in the front*
    “You think you can get me while my sword behind my back? You dead wrong, I have practice the sword of the front!” *begin thrusting while he deflect the arrows*

  • @snakefan3124
    @snakefan3124 4 года назад +7

    When they fought the muskets, it reminded me too much of the last samurai

  • @amuliusbrutus7010
    @amuliusbrutus7010 4 года назад +9

    0:52 Japenese Football

  • @crowsofamerica.2091
    @crowsofamerica.2091 3 года назад +2

    every thing in this game is smooth n well put even the deflection animations

  • @Galaxy24YT
    @Galaxy24YT 2 года назад +1

    This shogun ain't gonna die without a fight

  • @thatjason583
    @thatjason583 4 года назад +1

    5:45
    Shogun: deflects arrow
    Shogun : no arrows can defeat me
    Shogun : gets hit by the arrow he deflected
    Arrow : u are not allowed to not get hit

  • @SS-bn5uy
    @SS-bn5uy 3 года назад +2

    0:20
    samurai: dies
    shogun: kills the killer and slaps samurai with sword
    "WAKE UP!"

    • @lamjunlong69
      @lamjunlong69 3 года назад

      "We still got a city to burn"

  • @natch7190
    @natch7190 4 года назад +2

    4:30 Top 10 saddest anime death