Jax: Gods, monsters. This shit's crazy Kitana: ugh, that’s how I felt in Manhattan. Me: how?!?!? That event happened AFTER Kung Lao beat Shang Tsung, kintaro and quan chi, and AFTER Liu Kang beat Shao Kahn. But kronika pulled everyone to the current time before Liu Kang got the chance to beat Kahn thus the invasion never happened, so how could you feel that way in Manhattan?
"Man, Scorpion toasted you!" "Ermac ripped off your arms." "But I survived, you didn't." And you had help, he didn't. Would you still be alive should Smoke and Sonya not be there? Yup. A better roast would have been: "And your cyberized lil' brother kicked your dead ass, too!"
Let me ask you this. Is it a sin to be born on this planet? Or is it a sin to not trust a god who contradict him/her self? Why should we pray to hypocrites?
Jax: Poverty. Slavery. War. Cetrion: Do not blame us for portal sins. Me': How about pretty much every crisis where you guys were totally silent? And you wonder why people like lesser gods like Raiden and Fujin better.
The only time they really did something was when Shao Kahn was trying to merge Earthrealm with Outworld, and by that time, Shao Kahn had already invaded Earthrealm and turned it to shit
Jax: "Out of my way, Blaine." Me (Blaine): "I'm sorry, but for Jacqui's sake, I can't do that." Jax: "It's for _her_ sake that I'm doing this!" Jax: "I blame Quan Chi for all of this." Me: "You're not the only one he used like a puppet." Jax: "But I'm the only one willing to do something about it." Jax: "Don't try and stop me." Me: "Know that if you stand with Kronika, that makes you my enemy." Jax: "Then let's go, punk." Me: "If you go down this path, there's no turning back." Jax: "I don't have a choice." Me: "There is _always_ a choice, Major." Me: "If you reverse the timelines, Jacqui will never exist." Jax: "Kronika promised me she wouldn't let that happen." Me: "Come now, I know you're a smarter man than that, Jackson." Me: "This isn't what Jacqui or your wife would want." Jax: "You don't _know_ what either of them would want." Me: "I know that they'll thank me for beating some sense into you."
Yes, I did a major faux pas by not checking to see that the video had everything rendered properly. Thank goodness I can strategically place end cards to cover that up a bit. XD
Sub Zero Watching Sektor and Quan Chi Talking To Each Other Revealing Quan Chi Massacre The Shirai Ryu As Quan Chi Promise And Failed To Kill Scorpion...
TheUltimateBeing 01 Nemesis & Mr. X are two characters from Resident Evil which could pull off a guest appearance in Mortal Kombat, both are know to kill their victims in gruesome ways.
@ 17:10 what in the world is going on ... because it sounds like Cassie is flirting with jax on some let’s hook up type time am I’m tripping somebody explain
Ermac didn't mean to rip Jax's arms, he wanted him to T-pose.
LOL, okay this is the best comment so far. XD
He wanted to be the T-god
Guess who's in MK11? And who is Not?🤔 Exactly STFU🤨...
And to sing the halo theme.
HA
Everyone else: major, comander, jackson brigg, uncle j
BARAKA: human
He called Baraka “one ugly sonofabitch” in the same fashion Johnny Cage called Kano “one mean sonofabitch”
DERANGED ORC: thing
Lmaooooo
AGREE
Commander*
Jax: "Ready to end this, Kano?"
Kano: "Well, we ain't here to f*ck spiders..."
*D'Vorah want's to know your location*
Lmao
😂😂
*Ko'atal wants to know your location*
@09:29-09:37
🎶 *"Never trust a big bust and a smile! That girl is POOIIISOOON!!!"* 🎶😂
I love how lu kang looks down when he asks about cyber legs
Nice detail, frost does it too frequently
Frost:" I killed my mother when i was 12"
*Weird flex,but okay*
What's with all the hate towards Ma's? First Erron Black now Frost who's next? Sindel?
That whole conversation went from 0 to 100 real quick
I thought Frost was a robot
You can hear the sadness in her voice saying that.
@@tharealistyoshimitsu8421 yeah, she kinda misses her parents a bit
3:08
Takeda : Ask him if he'll let me marry Jacqui
Cassie : Ask him yourself 😐
I remember Takeda and Jax's convo from mkx
@@wouldulikesumtea "Real smooth, Takeda..."
"Takeda ain't no chosen one"
He just got roasted
4:11
Kano: Jackson Briggs
Jax: ready to end this Kano
Kano: well we ain’t here to f@& spiders
I’m done 😂😂
15:52 they just suddenly had an outfit change XD
Everybody gangsta till Jax pulls out 50% damage in 8 hits and 3 krushing blows back to back.
He’s a military commander with super strong bionic arms, in real life, he’d pull out 100% damage with one brutality. If anything, he’s nerfed
Jax: Gods, monsters. This shit's crazy
Kitana: ugh, that’s how I felt in Manhattan.
Me: how?!?!? That event happened AFTER Kung Lao beat Shang Tsung, kintaro and quan chi, and AFTER Liu Kang beat Shao Kahn. But kronika pulled everyone to the current time before Liu Kang got the chance to beat Kahn thus the invasion never happened, so how could you feel that way in Manhattan?
It could be that Kronika pulled her from later in the timeline than she did everyone else
Exactly. It's Manhattan
Hey, Studio 1A is located in NYC!
Everyone: Jax, Commander, Major.
Baraka: Human
Cassie: Uncle J
Harley: mr. J?
Kabal: "Give the hard-ass thing a rest"
Jax: Gonna beat you until the white meat shows"
Kabal: "What did I just say?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
if liu kang had robot legs then infinity bicycle kicks
*GOD LEGS*
*shotgun cocking noise*
*BOOM**BOOM**BOOM**BOOM**BOOM* x100000000000000000
*JET BOOSTER BICYCLE KICKS*
You know eating snacks by the tracks isn't so bad
Unless you get run over
😂😂😂😂
I do that and I haven't been crushed by a train. I'll die when I want to or IF I want to
4:16 I'm sure D'Vorah will be thrilled to hear that, Kano.
That intro makes more sense in the hive stage.
5:05 Jax just made a Bernie Mac reference! RIP Uncle Bernie!
I don't get it.
R.i.p
@@setsers1 You never watched the Bernie Mac show, it seems.
@@SnowyWolborg Very tragic. Bernie Mac show is the best for a laugh.
Jax: Don't be creeping on Jacqui!
Shang Tsung: I'll teach her things you never could.
Me: That's kinky
3:38 Liu Kang looked down in a forboding way. 😐
Edit: First comment I've made that actually got likes.
Maybe he hinted that he would give Jax cybernetic legs or sizing up Jax
Liu Kang: I thought of the cybernetic legs, that's why.
😆
Aw
Still need to see that road trip with Scorpion.
3:38-3:47
I like how this conversation is so nice and complimenting
"Man, Scorpion toasted you!"
"Ermac ripped off your arms."
"But I survived, you didn't."
And you had help, he didn't. Would you still be alive should Smoke and Sonya not be there? Yup.
A better roast would have been:
"And your cyberized lil' brother kicked your dead ass, too!"
This is super pointless to even mention because the whole point is, Jax survive and noob didnt. doesn't mattered if he had help or not....he survived
@Outlaw By Nature lmfao
@Outlaw By Nature lel
But then died to a stiletto heel kick from Sindel, who references this exact moment.
1:48 cetrion is actually right for that
True. Mortals always want to blame God instead of repenting.
@Michael Myers Freewill and all that
Yet the elder gods manipulated for other events to happen, that means they can prevent events from happening.
@Michael Myers exactly
Let me ask you this. Is it a sin to be born on this planet? Or is it a sin to not trust a god who contradict him/her self? Why should we pray to hypocrites?
I feel bad for Frost's mom and dad. 😭
Imagine busting a nut just so it bust back at you
@@jacobfrias9983 🤣
@@jacobfrias9983 🤣
Looooooooool
@@jacobfrias9983 That's a good one 😂
Kitana must've been in New York during rush hour.
I just realized...Jade and Kitana, Outworld people...died in New York.
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 The fiery pits of Brooklyn 😂
Everyone: Jax
Me: How do you beat your meat?
He probably gets a woman to do it. He's probably dating.
He lives alone lol
8:02
Liked the comparison between the Lightning and Thunder Raiden brings compared to Jax just smoking a Cigar.
You immediately know who wins (Jax)
Johnny Cage:"I always thought it'd be you and Sonya." Jax Briggs:"I told you,it wasn't like that." Johnny Cage:"Deep down you wish it was."
Deep down, I wish it was Jax and Jade but ok
7:21 Jax, a mama’s boy. Who knew.
I love how Shang Tsung just thirsts after Jacqui
9:29...i love the Bel Biv Devoe reference
90s music was the best. XD
😆
Roasts/Teases Jax!
"RESIST AND YOUR DAUGHTER SUFFERS"
3:43 I can’t stand the fact he looked at hi legs
Ooh! America’s Next Top Bromance!
Me: I wish that did happened between Jax and Johnny
Cassie Is Texting Takeda At 3:11
Jax: Poverty. Slavery. War.
Cetrion: Do not blame us for portal sins.
Me': How about pretty much every crisis where you guys were totally silent? And you wonder why people like lesser gods like Raiden and Fujin better.
The only time they really did something was when Shao Kahn was trying to merge Earthrealm with Outworld, and by that time, Shao Kahn had already invaded Earthrealm and turned it to shit
Sindel v Cetrion, you already know the competition
9:11 Jax: You are one ugly son of a bitch
Baraka: Jax, you realy gonna do me like that Jax
Why would Skarlet be conflicted about bleeding Jax?
Good question. She's never really reserved about doing it, even when she tries to ask politely for blood.
She probably dont see him that much of a threat.
I guess she thought about his metal arms would bleed or not.
There should be a video dedicated to how many Aussie slangs Kano says😂
6:27 Something really funny that way Kano says, "A magician can't reveal his secret."
15:52 - Skarlet doesn’t have a hat on
15:55 - Skarlet has one on 😂
"Is possible that the past and present are merging?" XF
Imagine saying don't Blame the Gods but yet allowed slavery war etc to happen
Exactly when you claim to be an all-knowing, limitless being responsible for all creation...
She may have a point, but she and the other elder gods are still at fault for sitting on their asses doing nothing while so many others suffered.
There is 1 difference. Gods in the MK Universe exist. IRL they don't
@@Revo_X remember it was man kinds choosing not Gods
Freewill and all that
7:23 You Have A Problem, Frost.😠😆
I was like damn frost what else fucked you up.
She must've killed her with all that edge.
Now that's killer frost
@@ultrawhitebread Lulz
Erron Black, Kitana and Forst should form a mommy issue gang.
Damn good editing on your videos.
Thanks for the kind words. :) Share it with your friends, if they are into it.
@@ChengTeoh I will!
17:10 - 17:17
*Me: Why does this sound a lot like an introduction to a Brazzer video?*
You have a dirty mind. That is all.
SHANE VOIZ I do too-
Cooler Roasts
Jacqui - Not cool Dad
Jax - this is just an warmup
Jacqui - you already know, I'm gonna win this fight
Yo,do you remember the location of Sonya's regular army gear in the krypt?great video by the way.
Most things in the krypt is RNG if you are picking up gear or outfit skins in chests. I tend to just get things by plunking money into the shrine.
WHAT
Jax, my main man. Jax is too damn fun in this game.
Everybody: J A X. M A J O R.
Baraka: H U M A N
D'Vorah lowkey came for his Lyfe 😭😭😭
8:33 ✊✊✊
Help a B R O T H E R out
Johnny is a madman
Frost: Why only cyberize your arms?
Jax: Mama always preached moderation
Frost: I killed my mother when i was 12.
*OK THEN FROST!!!!!!*
Her and Erron Black had mom issues
12:23 this one tho😂😂
When scorpion said commander he sounded like master chief
Most of the dialogue on when Jax was getting roasted he won them
"That's how I felt in Manhattan."
"New York? Also crazy."
The chaos of the Big Apple strikes even beyond our reality, it seems.
Johnny Cage with Resident Evil 4 Leon look! Nice!!!
3:00
"This must be my lucky day
Major Briggs, my old captive" this rivalry is timeless
16:00 😅😅😅
Jax: "Out of my way, Blaine."
Me (Blaine): "I'm sorry, but for Jacqui's sake, I can't do that."
Jax: "It's for _her_ sake that I'm doing this!"
Jax: "I blame Quan Chi for all of this."
Me: "You're not the only one he used like a puppet."
Jax: "But I'm the only one willing to do something about it."
Jax: "Don't try and stop me."
Me: "Know that if you stand with Kronika, that makes you my enemy."
Jax: "Then let's go, punk."
Me: "If you go down this path, there's no turning back."
Jax: "I don't have a choice."
Me: "There is _always_ a choice, Major."
Me: "If you reverse the timelines, Jacqui will never exist."
Jax: "Kronika promised me she wouldn't let that happen."
Me: "Come now, I know you're a smarter man than that, Jackson."
Me: "This isn't what Jacqui or your wife would want."
Jax: "You don't _know_ what either of them would want."
Me: "I know that they'll thank me for beating some sense into you."
"Title"? "Subtitle"?! 😂
Yes, I did a major faux pas by not checking to see that the video had everything rendered properly. Thank goodness I can strategically place end cards to cover that up a bit. XD
@@ChengTeoh Yey
9:10 Fans would already know this
9:07
My top favorite
"There must be something in Outworld's water?" Jackson Briggs
By the Gods,yes.
5:03 lets see who will understand this intro
Beat you until the white meat shows.
No clue.
I don't understand. Can anyone explain?
well theres actually nothing in this intro, just mentioned because it is one my favorites
Man comander Briggs Got sick Arms I love it 🤘🏿😄🤘🏿✨✨✨
15:53 what happened to the intro
Aaah my man Jax is back
12:20 I don't know why I laugh at that dialogue about Frost's father
17:12 this is a stolen comment but um yeah😂🤣
That Frost one caught me off guard lol
Nice touch with the Bernie Mac reference.
Buddy "Title, Subtitle", nice editing.
Jax Briggs: It's Caused You Say The Great Beyond Is BS Like That
Jasmine (2019): You Can't Keep Me Quiet
Damian Wayne (Injustice 2): Am I Dreaming
Ill be honest. When i was a kid, i always shipped Sonya with Jax.
Me too since 1997 in the 2nd MK movie
3:54 Avengers.
N e e d a s a f e s p a c e ?
Jax without a beard looks like jackie robinson
In 7:23 you can feel Frost's sadness and regret saying that.
Kano:where not here to fuck spiders.....wait
3:18 17:13 cassie
7:24 frost
16:51 17:04 sonya
7:41 reveals that Erron Black is a Mexican/Texan
I think so
2:49 well, Kronika is fate in flesh
17:56
I wish that one was reversed cuz young Jax didn’t meet Vera/Jacqui’s mom at that point in time yet
Sub Zero Watching Sektor and Quan Chi Talking To Each Other Revealing Quan Chi Massacre The Shirai Ryu As Quan Chi Promise And Failed To Kill Scorpion...
When has Kitana ever been to Manhattan?
MK 2
@@dtraversodtMK2 was the Outworld tournament
@@zackxeno1019 oh my bad
"He was busy hitting me in the face"
Love these intros.
Well we arent here for fuck spiders😂😂
15:08 is that female khameleon?
@Raider 2747 but that wowen behind night wolf looked like khameleon?is it her?
@@StormTh_atIsApproaching It's just a generic model, like the smoke next to her
@@pancakeperson8905 ok thxs
You know.....
I want to see Resident Evil characters in Mortal Kombat.
Or anime characters.
Licker or G-Birkin or Marguerite Baker?
@@ChengTeoh I was thinking Nemesis, Chris Redfield and maybe Mr.X.
TheUltimateBeing 01 Nemesis & Mr. X are two characters from Resident Evil which could pull off a guest appearance in Mortal Kombat, both are know to kill their victims in gruesome ways.
Resident evil characters is a good idea
Anime characters...well...
Please do Sub-Zero next!
7:17 well that's deep
Ikr😂😂😂
Jax is really hot, isn't he ?
@ 17:10 what in the world is going on ... because it sounds like Cassie is flirting with jax on some let’s hook up type time am I’m tripping somebody explain
Imagine being so bored that you scrolled down and find my comment.
i see you. :P
So did you find it annoying? 😂