Choose unlimited bacon, sell the bacon, profit, invest my infinite money into bacon power, create space travel with bacon energy, use bacon energy to be remembered forever
2:51 rabbits are rare. Endstone has an E. Netherrack has an E. 3:31 you should use respawn anchors. 7:01 if you have 2 dirt blocks on top of each other, it might work. 8:33 it doesn’t. 8:46 the end and nether would be problematic. Maybe get some rockets. 16:51 you watched eight's video which is why you did the thing so fast. 18:16 there’s a very quiet background noise. It is kinda cool. You wanna increase your volume. Be careful because a lot should come in 7 seconds. 18:37 when you beat the zombies the portal du de du da des gngvrhhklzfxhkllk de duh. 18:51 wait the fish will absolutely annoy you in the nether. What will you do? Turn off dynamic FOV? 19:44 so you think the first will be wie in the nether? The temperature will be fine. 31:35 You can still save this. You'll find out how. 35:03 I like the music.
>be me >new would you rather >"no longer take fall damage BUT creature" >press it out of curiosity >absolute nightmare dweller bursts into my room >hits the nae nae >mfw
you know what button you SHOULD press tho? THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
The cantaloupe is cumming.
@@YahiamiceLIVE no
WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
DID THAT SINCE 2 MONTHS AGO 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅‼‼‼🔴🔴🟥🟥😱🍈🍈
You are poopy head
> be me
> presses the button
> horse walks in
> 🍈
>"what the fuck?, how did a horse come here"
>comically explode
Classic Yahiamice
Average yahahamouse viewer
@@mrmissingno10 "Yahaha" LMAOO
guys this might be the hayahyahimice reference
>be me
>prompt shows up
>beds now explode
>death by intentional game design
>mfw
>horse walks in
>yahamice 🍈
>start making out with the horse
>jabibi walks in
>divorce
>jabibi eats horse
18:05 Him just *WHEEZING* is probably the funniest part of this video
He let his intrusive thoughts win 😭
A wheeze to penetrate the very sound barrier itself
Yahiawheeze
@@user-ow2cs7fb5l yawheeziamice
Bro really said 🫖 🫖 🎇
18:06 the banshee of the lands warning me of uncoming doom upon my family
This got me dying 😭😭
30:53 you can sense pure rage in that scream. i have never heard a more genuine, mortified scream come from man.
"is his vocal cords okay?" is my only thought
Slendytubbies ahh scream
wait till you get to 32:00
CORI??
@@kapakabibium RAIN OMG
18:05 that laugh was louder than a volcanic eruption
Krakatoa ain't got nothing on that wheeze 😭
Not as loud as krakatoa
18:04 is like 60 decibels dude
18:04 : This laugh is now amongst (amogus ?) the best of yahi's laughs.
8:16 "I'm gonna go on the boat!!! Byeeeee!!! :DDDD "
*One second later:*
**SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED**
18:06 WHAT KINDA LAUGH IS THAT?? that sounds like the creature in my local woods the fuck
He sounds hungry...
@@thatgamerjoshua3759 how hungry?
@@KlausweichenSo hungry it could eat a horse..
he sounds like that one scream from a horror movie
@@veryrealmario exactly
Top 10 best prompts yahichmouses momento:
-jabibius moses
-*horse*
-3 inch jabibi
- fat yahi (ate 2 much salad, the rest of the propmts fell)
"how about next time you eat a salad." -scout tf2
@@JJazzyWob J A B I B I F L I P
Jabibi milk
Where is Jabibi c$%?
@@Tun3dD00Dit fell
8:07 i miss hood irony
Is that 10 hour burst man
Same bro. I still find it funny
18:05
on that moment, jabibi felt a shiver run down his spine.
18:05 that was the most genuine laugh i've ever heard in my life
18:07 i have never thought i would hear yahi sound like a thousand horse blocks being broken again
17:53 weeping angels when you arent looking at them
….yeah, that’s how they work
@@TireRire…. Yeah that’s the point of the joke
*MENACING*
>be me
>join a would you rather game
>someone picks unlimited games but no games
>everyone gets banned
>rage.jpeg
18:06 had me crying laughing. Yahimice is the only youtuber to throw down and shatter his mic completely at a bit 😭
would you rather
🍈 or 🐎
None
This is a hard choice
death
🐴
Cantaloupe
21:57
imagine just walking around in the overworld and hearing jabibis absolutely blood curdling scream😭😭😭
I think i saw you in another video(banana man)
@@drinkwater69420 oh my god
you did
@@FinMP4pinos mrime
@@FinMP4MINIS GRIME?
18:06 I think I'm traumatized
yeah...
@@NoobyLoll_yeh osc people in yahiamice comments, i love this channel
WE love milking jabibi!
@@KewlDoge_2126 💀
@Two_622 beefydie
31:30
Damn, Jabibi Jarmeleous Assmilkman III really needs to lay off the cheeseburgers.
18:06 bro collected his “milk”😭💀🙏
21:59 i have never heard jabibi scream like that lmao
16:59 Bruh I NEED to see a video of how those keybinds work like my brain is having a damn aneurism trying to comprehend this.
He’s using an AZERTY keyboard
@@ToppatCatOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I just looked it up right now and that makes so much more sense!
it also makes a penis on a normal keyboard
> be Yahiamice
> press button
> Horse spawns in
> Yahi just leaves the game
*I am Cheese*
wfesrgdrh
16:59 WHAT ARE HIS MOVEMENT KEYS
0:40 Genuine ass scream
18:06 ive never heard a wheeze like that in my life 😂
5:32 "don pollo" ahh jabibi😭😭🫸🫷🫸🫷
18:04 Bro awaken the forgotten knowledge 💀
2:28 IS THAT SUPERCELL NOICE?!🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
try 18:05
6:06 most pacific and civilizated interaction of jabibi and yahimabaice
@@aaronvanessa14 pacific 😭
18:07 that’s the most loudest wheeze I have ever heard
22:00 jabibi getting dragged to hell by satan himself for being overweight
Aw hell naw, Yahimoh has an AZERTY keyboard.
The problems of being colonized by the french
5:33 “why are you like that?”
Jabibi: *DON POLLO*
would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games, UNLIMITED games, but no games.
UNLIMITED POWER
I don't,I,no,yes,I,help
this question is haunting me
Choose unlimited bacon, sell the bacon, profit, invest my infinite money into bacon power, create space travel with bacon energy, use bacon energy to be remembered forever
POV: PS5
18:06 The devil inside Yahi being exorcised 💀
18:05 that laugh got me dying 💀
2:51 rabbits are rare. Endstone has an E. Netherrack has an E.
3:31 you should use respawn anchors.
7:01 if you have 2 dirt blocks on top of each other, it might work.
8:33 it doesn’t.
8:46 the end and nether would be problematic. Maybe get some rockets.
16:51 you watched eight's video which is why you did the thing so fast.
18:16 there’s a very quiet background noise. It is kinda cool. You wanna increase your volume. Be careful because a lot should come in 7 seconds.
18:37 when you beat the zombies the portal du de du da des gngvrhhklzfxhkllk de duh.
18:51 wait the fish will absolutely annoy you in the nether. What will you do? Turn off dynamic FOV?
19:44 so you think the first will be wie in the nether? The temperature will be fine.
31:35 You can still save this. You'll find out how.
35:03 I like the music.
🤓
🤓
🤓
🤓
🤓
5:32 funniest part
18:05 bro's laugh might break the sound barrer
I wish there were more chaotic mods like this
18:06 that laugh is contagious 😭
18:06 this very moment radiates cursed energy
1:06 jabibi:YOU WANT MY WOOD yahi:I WANT IT
31:56 I genuinely havent laughed that hard in weeks, i was actually crying OMG
15:22 Yahi will never lose that memory when he broke the obsidian block
>be me
>have the ability to milk every creature
>Horse walks in
>Milk horse
>🍈
31:31 the smartest thing those two ever done
This got rid of the annoying pressure in my ear. Thank you Yahiamice.
18:05
Yahi: dude wait-
(Remembers milk ability)
Jabibi: ?
(Yahi succesfully milks jabibi)
Yahi: *demonic seagull laughing*
4:40 Long ago, Yahiamice fell to his doom.
ALSO UNDERTALE REFERENCE HOLY MOLY
after 30:42 litreally everything somehow went wrong with them trying to enter the end. Leave it to yahiamice to have the opposite of luck
Jabibi becomes mister hands: 2:37
33:25 “there’s only one end crystal left, dragon screaming in our ears like we’re deaf” 🔥
18:06 Bro shattered the sound barrier
18:06 I thought a horse was outside my street with that hilarious laugh bro what the fuck 😭
🐴🐎
Nightmares @@Vortex-zs9hi
🐴
@@AetherScientificCorporation 🐎
> be me
> return from 5 day stay in the hospital
> feelin good
> i gotta shit
> i gotta keep shitting
> sadns
> new yahiamice video
>🍈
8:28
Yahiamice: nice, you did it!
Also Yahiamice: *we do a little trollin*
0:25 they all what? 🤨
KINITO?
omg its kino ped
i looked away from the screen for less than 10 seconds and i heard Jabibi screaming like if he got his spleen ripped off
The sound when jabibi is having the water avoid him is equivalent to the sound of when the dentist sprays water in your mouth at the dentist
0:06 parry sound effect??
No?
You lied making me skip 0:06 seconds of the video.
you just aren't listening hard enough smh 😒
Already 37 seconds in the video and i see Jabibi wearing cat ears, How Bad can this video be?
(18:05)
💀
0:51 this is very painful to watch
7:26 Jabibi flip
Midget backflip!!
Jabibi flip
Jabibi flip
Jabibi flip
Jabibi flip
“you furry”
-the man who was binded with yahiacat
18:06 i think bro MIGHT be laughing. idk
Are you sure he's not literally getting his soul stolen by satan?
25:12 WHAT DID YOU SAY 😮!?
ni nig NETHER BICKS
NNNIII.... NNNIIIIIII.... NIIIether bricks....
bownling boa
@@biodegradablexiao
bownling bol
😮
18:23
I never thought i'd hear "I'm trying to take the water and i milked you again by accident" in a youtube video.
Never have I ever thought of Yahiamice milking Jabibi😭
31:35 the amount of rage in his scream ;-;
Jabibi milk cards against humanity makes sense now.
18:06 "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Another banger video by yahiateamice
0:40 there is genuine fear in that scream
cool MF doom reference 33:25
@@Wikrxs rappers screaming in our ears like we're deaf 🗣️🗣️🗣️
4:00 "EVIL MINECRAFT" ahh reference😭😭🙏🙏 (i burnt the "ahh)
HOLY MOLY IS THAT A MOTHEREFFING EIGHTSIDEDSQUARE REFERENCE!1!1!1111！11！！！！！！！！1！~！！！！！111
18:06 broken humor 🫠👂🩸
(My fu-ing ears)
>be me
>new would you rather
>"no longer take fall damage BUT creature"
>press it out of curiosity
>absolute nightmare dweller bursts into my room
>hits the nae nae
>mfw
6:12 this made my laugh
>be me
>walks towards 🍈
> asks it why the long face
>proceeds to tell me its 🍈choly story
>turns into🐎
meloncholy
18:06 this is funniest shit I ever seen in my whole life 💀
Would you rather have infinite games but no cantaloupes or infinite cantaloupes but no games?
🍈
18:06 I'm dying of laughter bro I can't
9:34 he sounded like drunk ena
i love the subtle vignette on jabiibiis view
> be me
> go to africa
> 33:37
WHY IS THERE MO WATER?!
18:04 I HAVEN'T LAUGH OUT SO LOUD IN AGES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love the part when yahi said: It's yahiamice time and yahiamiced all over the place
*yahapice
@@maricrisausan9452 *yahamaraice
These two just became my new fav duo
18:04 that has to be the loudest wheeze laugh i've ever heard lol
Jahimice jumpscare
18:04 THAT IS THE LOUDEST LAUGH I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
Jabbillion enchantments 📕🔥
30:52 / 31:14 / 31:30 / 32:00 / 37:19
I feel you bro😔
😂😂😂😂
18:04 the prophecy is true
Yahiamice should have chosen the second option in the first question. He's already short and he has never made a good choice so nothing would change!