what the HELL is a "geometry dash"
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- Опубликовано: 11 янв 2024
- First time playing Geometry Dash, a "rhythm game" that lets ANYONE unleash their creativity through their level editor! (it never goes well)
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I call this the “Team Fortress” Effect when a community goes so long without an update that they lose all brain cells after they finally get it
Just call it Brainrot
TF2 didn’t even get the Update properly😢
What does TF2 even matters in this, we literally got a fancy update, seals, and a community gamemode made into the game.
Us TF2 players didn't lose our braincells when the updated came, we lost them during the dark era, where bots reigned supreme, updates were nowhere to be seen, and we had gay buff hot sexy gay burly hairy gay sexy hot gay men all over the place
who said that we’ve ever had any
It's the same for the fans of the Batman Arkham games, the Reddit is...
Tick tock heavys like a brinks truck@@LawreAnimations
2.2 had like 8 times more lore than the entire game before it
yeah 2.2 took like 6 years and 11 months wich is more then half of gds existence
@@heckinconcernedkitten61 wait it wasn’t 7-8 years?
Anyway it felt like 98
@@zhabiboss 98 decades?
7 Years worth of lore, ngl quite an accomplishment
17:48 watching yahiamice lose his mind while having zero context to who guitarherostyles is hilarious
context: 2:39
@@GLUBSCHIpedo bear?
ahh guitarherostyles the child predator who is one of the most popular youtuber
@@xX_DarkPriestessDemonDragon_Xx y e s
so another amoraltra
1:09 This made me a lot happier than it should. Peak GD experience for new players.
idek how he got that far first attempt
he clicked 1 frame too early too lmao
Geometry Dash went from an iconic rage game to a fever dream real fast
Real slow*
Yeah only took 6 years
Fever nightmare
I’m still raging but it is true
gd is more than a rage game, it's quite skill-focused depending on the level you play
I love how one of the first user created levels he played had a fucking congregation jumpscare
Purgtoi
No way you never played this game before…. This game has memes beyond your conception
Dont tell aeon
Dont tell aeon
Dont tell aeon
8:50 No way bro typed Chair and got exactly what he wanted 😭
5:00 this is what happens when people play the game and wait for almost 7 years for an update and finally got it (also the update gave us way too many editing features)
"I feel like I'm missing a layer 7 joke."
Prescisely
One layer for each year.
Congregation jumpscare
Congregation Jumpscare
Congregation jumpscare
@@duftx congregation jumpscare 2: rise of the demonlist
Thank you Yamaha for playing Geometry Jump, the community sends you reddit gold as regards!
yes
i love yamaha
Suzuki
@@DumbMan_qyeah there moterbikes are good
They sell the best pianos In the world
14:01 holy shit that's whirows level
funni capybara man
19:02 epic cantaloupe moment🍈
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I like how he went from dying to triple spikes to almost beating a hard demon
its actually rated insane demon as of now which makes it funnier lol
LMAOO thats like from back on track to leyak
bro had a SpaceUK moment😭💀
Almost 1 attempting setero madnes
how would he react to a quad spike
geometry = circle
circle = pizza
pizza = pizza tower.
My math is impenetrable.
This guy is Albert Einstein
Omg it's Albert Einstein 😮
I’ll penetrate your math
♾️iq
Omg it's the real Albert Einstein😮😮😮😮😮
0:54 “OH CRAP IT’S FLAPPY BIRD!”
UFO and theory of everything: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Lmao
17:56 For those who want context but aren't part of the Hispanic RUclips community. GuitarHeroStyles is a youtuber dedicated to Geometry Dash.
And he was confirmed as a PÆD∅.
At the start of the level it says "are you 14?"
Yeah, and the Spanish community claims that he is innocent
Pædø 😭 are you danish
brother there are other ways of censoring that word yk😭
@@Benjamin59191you smoked your ass
2:38
fun fact: in gd cp stands for CREATOR POINTS, not THAT
Very unfortunate coincidence
bro thought it was child p-
@@BentleyCreates pancakes
It was just for goofs
@@BentleyCreatesorn
To answer your question:
Geometry is the branch of mathematics concerned with the properties and relations of points, lines, surfaces, solids, and higher dimensional analogues.
And dash means to run or travel somewhere in a great hurry.
Hope this helps!
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Fun Fact: The level at 13:51 was made by Whirow
WHIROW MENTIONED‼️‼️
ohmagod
WERE OH LET'S GOOO
whirow mentioned holy crap
16:55 FIRE out of THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️
WATER ON THE HILL🌊🌊🌊
Yahiamice: OUT OF THE-
I don’t believe it.
"small ENEMY spider" vibes
You can literally see psychologically how he gets desensitized overtime to the labotomy levels
I love seeing streamers I follow play a 2 dollar cube game for the first time
2:38 I suppose I can understand the confusion since you're new to the game, but CP doesn't stand for what you may initially believe. CP stands for Creator Points in Geometry Dash.
Creator Points can only get obtained if a level you made gets Rated (which means your level gives rewards for playing and completion). However, levels are only rated if they're fun and pretty enough, and the sole developer of the game, RobTop, personally rates it, which means CP are not easy to get, so the level "Like for free CP" is essentially the same as "press the like button so it turns blue": it's either a joke or troll level.
Either way, I find it funny you censored it, but I guess that makes sense lol
Btw at 15:54 just to let you know Robtop made the game on his own.
geometry dash really is the game where you spend 1000 hours learning 10% of the editor and then you use that power to create 17:45
If anyone is wondering, the binary code at 0:35 translates to :
help yahi is holding me hostage in his basement
why did you spend enough time to translate that, and how long did it take
I agree with the person above me.
And why would you take so much time just to decipher THAT?
help yahi is trying to give me a lobotomy
@@thatforknightwhoendedyourPrank @lolkin3k it only took me about 15 minutes, the most difficult part was to read accurately the numbers without loosing my track. The translation itself was just less than 5 seconds as I just copied and pasted the numbers into a translation tool
i dont agree with the person above me
i would like to know
19:10 They have cantaloupe emotes in chat??
It's a inside joke in the community from like a year ago
The sound of fire in the hole is so awesome 4:28
fun fact: level "HOW" wasnt made in GD 2.2, which makes it even more impressive
Facts, it was made 3 years before 2.2 is out, the level WHAT is made few months before 2.2 is out
fun fact: level "WHAT" wasnt made in GD 2.2, which makes it crazy impressive
When is ''why'' or ''when''
@@Lifesstructure_3.1 and 3.2
nor was WHAT
18:06 glad you enjoyed bonnies big present!
EASY:* FOLDING HANDS*
he should've started playing in 2.1, now with lobotomy levels he's gonna think this is the most ridiculous game ever
I love how people come back to the game after not playing it for a while and all they see is lobotomy jokes and every other inside joke they don't get
Turns out, leaving the community without an update for 7 years is a bad thing.
this is like batman arkham asylum levels of bad
@@stoopid69421is he stupid
That was actually the best thing that could have happened to GD community
15:48
"fucking jetpack physics my balls"
-Yahi 12/01/2024
i love how he was more focused on playing lobotomy levels than actual good ones
7:00 They made Nameless Deity from Calamity: Wrath of the Gods in Geometry Dash?!?
and they turned it into fire in the hole
"Feel like I'm missing a layer 7 joke" you are absolutely correct my friend (maybe that's for the best)
Thank you Yah hi mice for playing Calamity in the middle of the video for us viewers. Truly one of the boss fights of all time
as someone with 7000 hours in the game this gameplay brings me so much pain but also makes me happy because its so nice that the game is growing even more because of 2.2
Whirow moment 13:51
no way someone noticed?????
@@IdioticGooberro I'm the one of a kind
10:03 there's no freaking way that i appeared in a yahiamice video
3:46 That was scary af
Im pissing my pants at that congregation level
Samme
Welcome to the classic congregation jumpscare
how did it actually startle me lol
3:45 congregation jumpscare
Play "what" by Spu7nix (17:12)
12:16 FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯
that lobotomy eye level was at first part referencing a level claled "ISpyWithMyLittleEye" and then there was a congregation jumpscare (basically level "congregation" has a really sudden drop so people started putting it as jumpscare)
Nothing like a streamer I’ve never heard of play my favorite 2$ cube game
This is the first time I have ever seen a beginner not die to the spike before the first ship
Edit: FIRE IN THE HOLE
fire in the hole @Normalface74
@@heart_locket2 the fire hole fire in the fire hole fire in
I think Speed did that
Oh, you have autism? Congrats on saying it dude! It must be really different
I honestly expected him to normally play Geometry Dash, 10 seconds into the video and I remembered that 2.2 came out recently 💀
My favorite youtuber Jacksepticeye back at it with another banger video
@ILoveSnortingIceIndeed
sir this isn't jacksepticeye this is PewDiePie
You mean markiplier
@@irfaniok nah it's jacksepticeye
@@Vinicup incorrect
4:33 sounds more like a turret tbh
FIRE IN THE HOLE
4:26 FIre InTHau🤖
Awful video Yahiamice
Yea yahiamice 👁️👄👁️
thanks
This is why you can't 🍈 like him
Imagine having only 5 likes lmao
Womp Womp
This is what we get after 7 years.
And its amazing.
based pfp
6:53 Philthetrain is a legend.
9:37 you’re the first person I have seen get that coin
finally someone who doesn't only play the main levels and actually does cool custom levels
The Main levels are a great introduction to what the community has to offer with their levels. If someone decides to play GD and doesn't make it to the user levels, then the game just isn't for them.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
3:53 you're exactly spot on😂
13:09 root beer
19:09 a truthly moment 🍈
what a nice cantaloupe
i love cantaloupe
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Ya know how when you press start in super meat boy the dude screams: "SUUUPER MEAT BOOY!!!"
If i could i would mod it so 9:41 plays instead
I can't believe Yahiamice actually got a lobotomy for this video, the dedication is insane
Btw thanks for checking out my level!
the fact yahamamouse managed to do half of music insanity in a few attempts is crazy, i loooove gd cologne.
You chose the wrong time to start playing Geometry Dash. The age of Lobotomy has arisen.
You know when there's that really popular thing that everyone knows about and you meet that ONE person who's never heard of it, and you're simply amazed by them?
It's the first time I've experienced this and it's wild!
PS: I'am also younger than Yahamice, not even im my twenties
than you toyota yaris for playing the game i have 1500 hours on with no life
also 8:54 that is definitely a denipol level
love that 2.2 is your first time playing, the lack of updates made the comunity go insane, and then to have such a huge update, that insanity just got misplaced.
6:34 "🙂" moment
I clicked faster than my dad leaving me
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Same
My dad is faster than your daf
@@Cosmogus_ nah my daf is faster 🐎🐎🐎🐎
7:10 it was at this moment, he knew…
He f-ed up
1:18 loosing his sanity 🗣🗣🗣🗣
0:27 as a guy who always reads the TOS, TAS, TOP, CG and the FAQ, I am thankful
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@@KOCMOC1332 thanks
Please stay away from TikTok or any other brainrot content that messes with you attention span. 👍
@@UmUs my 8GB can’t even get tiktok
Nameless Logo Deity 💀
"WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN?"
-famous last words
Man it sure must be a bloodbath playing a congregation of levels, I’ve been swept by a tidal wave of those!
16:22 yo my level got into the video
0:21 Thats more than two years.
pretty low actually
722 days
it was made in 2020 no shit
@@watermeloncat57282 iy was made in 2013
0:11 perfect day to say that
This was basically my first experience with GD as well.
ignoring all the fire in the holes, you were actually pretty good at stereo madness
11:45 IS THAT PLANKTON????
please play more of this lmao ALSO YOU WENT FROM NOT BEATING A SINGLE LEVEL TO ALMOST PASSING A HARD DEMON
10:09 what is sus_boyl saying 💀😭😭
I've been watching you since the M video, and playing GD for 3 years, and i never tought i would see this day come
same
oh my god gd cologne is in the description 🧡✨
17:41 Let me explain this level for you. Basically, a very popular Spanish gd RUclipsr with 1 mil subs named guitar hero styles was exposed for some horrible stuff. So the joke (tienes catorce? Activa cam) was created.
#advysafe
I feel like this was the funiest joke in the video
10:34 def my favourite part with ur laughing and screeching lmfao
16:44 That is a reference to Bloodbath,one of the hardest levels in GD, hope that was helpful
Not even close to one of the hardest anymore
not even in the top 200 lol
People pretending like Bloodbath is not still insanely hard
@@ratman1125 it is just not as hard as others
@@ratman1125 its not as hard as some people make it to be anymore as way harder levels have been verified and stuff
Yahiamice never fails to make our toes wiggle
ik,he is so kind😊❤/ j.
Your Execution is in 3 days! :D
(For legal reasons, this is a joke)
As a member of the gd community, I can confirm that going 7 years without an update made everyone more stupid than osaka from azumanga daioh
This truly was a FIRE IN THE HOLE moment
Yahiamice never fails to make us exhale air
“a deity’s shart” 💀
This has been most fire in the hole i have ever seen, hope you keep firing them holes
I love watching new players get confused stuff like lobotomy level and congregation jumpscares
Holy crap he actually played it this makes me so happy
please do more of these its so funny to see someone not in the community experience these thingies LOL
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I can confirm that after you beat the level you have to back track at 2 times the speed of before while a timer ticks down and when it reaches 0 robtop chases you
I recommend the levels “Slaughterhouse,” “Tidal Wave,” “VSC,” and “Avernus.” These are all good levels to start playing.
As a player of geometry dash for 2 years.
This is good advice
I like how he decided to play the worst levels possible
That's the funniest part. Instead of playing masterpieces made with tons of effort and work, he plays FIRE IN THE HOLE LOBOTOMY
@@reinbew794 i wish he played WHAT or watched other people incredible work
Im pretty sure he got a really bad first impression of the community