when a kid orders
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Prediction:
Milad: What would you like?
Kid: I want a sandwich
Milad: What kind of bread?
Kid: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk
Parent: *insert bread here*
Milad: Ok footlong or six inch
Kid: Footl-
Parent: Six inch
Milad: Okay what meat
Kid: Turkey
Milad: Okay anything else
Kid: Cheese
Milad: What cheese
Kid: Uhhhhhhhhhhh idk
Parent: American
Milad: All right. Toasted.
Kid: No
Milad: Any sauce
Kid: Uhh-
Parent: Mayo
Milad: All right then. Would you like a free cookie.
Kid: *turns to mom*
Mom: *nods head*
Kid: Yes
Milad: What kind
Kid: Uhhhhhhhh what do you have
Milad: *lists options*
Kid: Chocolate chip
Milad: All right. *starts to package it*
Kid: Actually....
Parent: No he’ll take what he already asked for
And they all eat Subway happily ever after
Same
YOU FORGOT THE DORITOS TO MAKE THE MILAD SUB
Kid could get say white bread
lol
Lollllll
Milads voice though when he did the kid impressions: *Spot On*
he's copying "Riley" he just didnt do the Otay part to avoid being sus.
Bom bom
We’ll he is sixteen womp womp
JK milad that Was a joke your da best
@@officialdislikebutton9712 woah we got a fellow tiktoker or RUclips shorts I don’t judge
My parents didn’t know English so this was my entire 6 year old life
honestly yeah
I film skits just like Mirg. I rlly ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me my G
@@26mic milad doesn’t film skits..
I feel yeah
@@26mic “not asking for attention” proceeds to self promote on random comments
It's actually good for children's development to interact with people at an early age. It help builds confidence and helps with anxiety later on.
As someone who used to be one of those kids, I can say that I was definitely overwhelmed with the options and the prospect of customizing my own sandwich because I was used to just picking one item off of a menu from a resteraunt or just literally telling the waiter the number of the item I wanted. And the entire time I was just constantly trying to read the options with my little child mind that just learned how to read as well as worrying that I was taking too much time and that I was being judged by both the worker and the people in line waiting for this small child to customize an entire sandwich and I just ended up going with the first things that the person told me. Like I would ask "what breads are there" and the first option they gave me I would just remember that one only and tell them that one and repeat for the cheese and sauce. Now every time I go to a subway I have to look up the menu before hand to memorize what I wanted to order so when I do order I would look like a regular who knew how to order subway.
oof
mans be writing a full on essay
I look up the restaurants menu online and write down what I want. (what kind of bread, cheese, sauce, meat.....etc) and then bring the paper with me when I get to the restaurant. There is a cafe in my city which I absolutely love, but I am not familiar with their menu items. (bad memory) I also have trouble seeing the far away board behind the counter, even with my glasses. So bringing the paper helps the person behind the counter not get annoyed with me, keeps the people waiting behind me from getting annoyed that I am taking too long, and it also lowers my anxiety level because I came prepared beforehand. I also have a second option in my mind, in case they ran out of my first option. (I hate when that happens!)
This is me hahaha
everyone's talking about the kid but nobody's talking about how Milad just made a quesadilla
I keep on forgetting that quesadilla doesn’t need only cheese
I’m too used to quesadilla with cheese only
And sometimes ham
@LyricNotFound those emojis tho
since when does subway have quesadillas
Soooo good!
@@whatkindoftrainisthis4981 it's called wrap
The intense “UMMmmmMmmmmm” has me fuckin dead
Trueeeeee i was searching fr ur comment🤣🤣😂😂
@@rk.prakash9422 😂
Who asked
@@ronaldmcdonalds2742 damn u got the whole squad laughing
@@codey_duncan1480 nice did i ask tho
It’s a really good lesson for the child (and I’m saying that as an introvert who hated it as a child). You’re teaching them the different cheeses/breads etc, but also helping their confidence in talking to random adults so take your time with them and be supportive - even show them the different breads if there’s no queue or make a comment to say “a lot of people like xyz type” to help.
yea im not a social kid but if i get told to order i order the BEST thing (that ik what it is like bread i have no clue i just know bread is bread so i just go "what ever u reccomend")
You don’t need to be a extrovert to know that certain social activities can be good
Kids were honestly my favorite customers in Subway, they'll usually just order a 6 inch ham with mayo, or something small and simple, and they are always so sweet and polite in my experience.
Very Sus
As an kid, i like ordering food myself.
The feeling of picking wat i want is amazing.
*A kid
@@desireeperez8784 ty for correcting me, english is not my first language.
And not having your parents pick every ingredient
@@minecloudd7852 especially tomatoes, they keep putting tomatoes and pickles in my food which i HATE.
@@blobers8566 Whenever I get a burger, I remove the tomatoes because they taste like grass
I remember one time I had this young girl ordering with her mom, her mom was pretty strict and just told me what she wanted for her kid but the kid actually wanted to try something new so I did the normal order but if the kid wanted to try something I'd let her try, I would put it in a bowl to the side and let her try it as we were ordering.
In the end she actually tacked on some extra stuff she would normally not get like Mango and Seaweed. Hope to see her again she was the sweetest thing.
Ps. The mother was not at all mean or anything, I know what it's like to buy a kid something and have them not like it so I don't blame her for not wanting to take that risk.
To buy a kid 🧐
I’m assuming you work at another store with the same sort of ordering concept then since you said “mango and seaweed” which is definitely not at subway.
Yep that’s me
Where did you work that had mango and seaweed as an option?
Whoops, should've cleared up that currently I work at a Poké restaurant.
I have a lot of experience dealing with kids in a "build your own" situation. What usually works for me is to narrow down the choices for them and guide them to stuff that'll be in the typical wheelhouse for their age range. If they don't like the choices, they'll usually suggest another option. It'll probably even be something on the menu :D
It usually goes like this:
you, once the parent okays the size: what kind of bread do you want?
kid: uhhhhhhh
you: we have plain white bread or cheddar bread
kid: plain white!
you: what kind of sandwich?
kid: uhhhhhhhhh
you: i can do ham or turkey for you
kid: turkey!
you: any cheese? we have american or cheddar
kid: the yellow one! [american]
you: do you want vegetables on your sandwich?
kid: NO!
you: any mayonnaise, mustard, or ketchup?
kid: can i get mustard and ranch dressing?
you: y-yes.
kid: and toast that bitch well done
It’s confidence building. I have done it with all 3 of my kids, the feeling after ordering their sub is like a massive achievement & makes them enjoy it more. I will stand there & help prompt on things like bread etc obviously. Also if the server says like ‘good job buddy you done good’ for example at the end it just makes their day.
🥺
Yah but it's mad annoying
If I was a parent, I would let them try doing this if there weren't any people behind us because I don't want to make other people wait so my kid could practice, as I would also find it to be annoying in that situation. Other than that, I would let them go right ahead! The sooner they learn, the better.
@@yesno8785 that's a lot more considerate
Ya but it’s annoying when there’s other people in a store
I actually love when a kid comes in to order, it gives me the chance to interact with cute kids that I don’t want to throw out a window due to being my siblings. I love kids. But the only kids around me are the worst 😂 (I always give them a free donut too)
That’s kinda sus
@@lirugaming8195 which part?
@@lexmichaela1200 I guess it's the "cute kids" And "I love kids" Part
@@soggybread1989 oh well then, typical for someone on the internet to take an innocent comment out of context and make it horrible. Even though the entire context was there 🤷🏼♀️ I was thinking maybe the “throwing kids out the window” part because I know some people can’t handle jokes either
@@lexmichaela1200 it really is sad .
Now imagine that parent watches this video
I didn't have this issue more than a couple times... Most of the kids i dealt with knew EXACTLY what they wanted and how to order it... And it was usually something involving either turkey or pepperoni. Lol
I'm a teenager and I struggle talking to now people, especially when their older than me. I'll be mumbling and stuttering the entire time and if you ask me to repeat myself, I will just melt into a puddle of pain 😔
Facts and when I order or talk and people hear me wrong like I'll say "no onions pls" and they put onions on it
Same
You guys gotta speak up I wanna make your sandwich right I just can't hear you
they're
I can totally relate to that cause I have low pitched voice too xD
His voice is exactly like teachers when they mimick students who ask an obvious question
So you have abusive teachers? D:
@@elijahjakobsen7898 every teacher is abusive
@@iimxo8033 no.
Just after saying there are no stupid questions
@@iimxo8033 that isn’t true :/
Milads impersonation of a kid had me dying
teaching the kid real world at any age will help his social skills for future interactions
I think alot of us have been there. Its definitly a teaching moment for children. You have to get them socialized and used to certain interactions for the real world. I remember my mom making me order at subway when i was 6. Another part of it is teaching kids commerce and buisness. I was to pay, count the change, get reciept, figure out the tip - mom used to be a waitress - and it definitely made an impact.
All that at 6? I feel thats a bit young for all that
My parents as well. Not only that but also kind of teaches you stranger danger and how to deal with adults. Especially if there aren't that many around you
the subway employee probably wanted to kill themselves after that
It depends on the when and were
Er, I think they should start doing that only at 8,9 or 10?
"Eat healthy kids, eat your fruits and veggies...Eat fresh" - Milad 2021
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@@bigusplatypus6235 *ñ°*
Kid: Eat flesh...?
He says after putting Doritos and cookies in the sandwich
Tbh the whole "kid ordering" is very good socializing thing.
It makes the kid independent in the future.
I hated it as a kid. It made my social anxiety worse so it made me less independent.
The “PEACE” at the end of your videos never gets old. 🤣
The enthusiasm in his “PEACE” is mind blowing
Stfuuu lmaoooo
@@ifugakiii9367 U ok?
I thought he said “poof!”
or when they ask for pepper jack and their parents say “are you sure? it’s pretty spicy!!”
yall calling my parents out TToTT
Bruh pepper jack ain't even spicy
@@officerscar i guess for little kids that arent used to spicy it is
@@officerscar parents in my subway tend to choose what the children get to help them not waste food. i’ve had several young children come up and point to the pepper jack cheese not being aware of how “spicy” it is. the parents usually double check and warn the child. i remember when i was young i would try and get spicy chips, if it wasn’t for my parents double checking i would have wasted.
What’s pepper Jack?
As a kid who usually orders my sandwich with pepperoni, onion sauce, and toasted bread, I can relate.
Damn, we’re the same.
Milad saying "son" It's sooo cuteee i can't 😩✨💗
To be fair though, it’s a very good exercise for the kid to speak to an adult in public. It teaches them how to be polite, how to enunciate properly, and hopefully how to listen as well ☺️ AND ALSO… how to own their decisions lol
Yes, however subway seems quite complex compared to choosing one or two flavours of ice cream or getting a predetermined order like "400 grams of ground beef". It could help to determine the order together before going up to the counter.
@@pieterpuk7684 Yeah they should think about their order before going in line 🙂 I do that too because I’m indecisive 😂
it's very annoying to literally everybody else except the parent. do it when the store is empty not when people are behind you. nothing worse than getting stuck behind these types.
@@user-ht9oc7gw1f As a parent of course you need to be aware of what’s happening around you… if it’s rush hour or there’s a line of course that’s not the right time to jave your child practice… there’s a time and a place for everything.
@@cindy846 yes but even one person behind should be enough not just a line. that person could be on their lunch or in a rush and they have to watch each kid practicing ordering and playing games when the parent could put in the order.
Imagine if that kid ordered the everything sub! 😂
Not to bother you but I film skits just like Mirg. I rlly ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me
No one asking 26 no one asking
@@26mic Don't self-promote yourself, people won't like that.
hearing a subway employee saying it's hard to order at subway is so comforting and validating
He's teaching the child. It's a beautiful thing. Teaches him to go for what he wants and makes em more desisive. If you were a parent you'd get it.
0:33 if a kids voice was that I would run from the restaurant
milad: 'you should eat your fruits and veggies kids'
obesity rate drops to 0%
😂
This is gold right here 😂😂😂
Him putting the spices back on the top looks like straight out of Ratatouille
What annoyed me most is when the kid goes to a fancy dinner and his mom orders for him and says” HE WILL HAVE MAC AND CHEESE”, and the kids like 14 bruh
Yeah
"UHuhUhUh what kind of cheese you have?"
Happens to me all the time and it annoys me so much I just wanna order my own food
Tell me which 14 year old kid orders Mac and cheese bruh
@@generalhenrystickmin who doesn't?! LMFAO
ive actually never been in a subway before so this would be me when im ordering for the first time ever
It is sooooooooo Good make sure you don’t get the curse mixed and the bread lol so many choices I meant cheese not curse sorry
In our country's subway everything is written on the counter like name of breads , veggies, meats and sauces which are available. They doesn't offer us option for cheese though😞 So you could just stand afar for a bit and decide what do you want before going🙈
@Drunk Doggy india
@Drunk Doggy Europe does have subways though-
@Drunk Doggy They are pretty rare but there still are lots of subways in Europe, for example if you google it, there are literally 2,229 subway restaurants in the United Kingdom alone
I love your videos! :)
i love the part where he says "ahhhhhhhhhhh"
Picturing my step daughter who’s every answer is “yeah” “no!” And wants everything but only because they want everything, not to actually eat it, but to own it cause she can. It would just be “cheese” “cheese” “cheese” and anything you ask would be a whispered “yeah”
And then we’d have an $18 sub going in the trash so she could just eat the cheese lol
i always wanted all the cool toys like how she wants everything on the sub lol, i feel it man
didn't know wasting food is a proud thing to brag about
@@dx5784you clearly don’t have a child, cause they will ask for food and then barely eat it or play with it. There’s a difference between bragging and just stating reality my dude.
@@empac8631 fair enough, but children should be thought not to waste food and be greedy since they're little, not letting them order everything just for the "fun" .At least that's how I'm gonna raise my children like how my parents did to me.
@@dx5784 I hope your kids have a better sense of social behavior than you. The man's not bragging about his kid, he's making an observation about his kid based on the content of this video.
Milad: What can I do for you bud?
Kid: Uhh…(stands there for an hour)
Kid: Lemme get uhhh…
Love how he complained and trashed the little kids and half way through he realizes it's sounding pretty harsh so he does a quick change up! Atta boy! I get it though. Parents think they're making their 5 & under kids independent but really they're giving them anxiety and everyone else headaches!! Great video. Like the hand trick to cut/splice clips.
I work in the food industry as well and we have kids come in all the time and honestly I think it’s a good thing, even when they struggle they’re learning independence and if u make a good experience with then then they’ll come back, it can get annoying but weren’t we all that kid once?
I’d be like: I’ll have a Milad Sub. If they ask for the length, I’ll say, “Footlong please”.
I produce skits just like Mirg . I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
@@26mic sorry but please stop spamming… not trying to discourage you but you can’t use other people’s vids as a self promote platform
@@_Authentic01 it’s what Milad really likes i don’t have it memorized but it’s something like chicken mayo and Doritos I think… it’s kinda bad bcs I’ve been subbed for a long time and idk it off the top of my head lol
@@GravityTech I feel you bro. My bad 💯🖤
@@_Authentic01 a milad sub is milad's childhood subway order: turkey, american cheese (untoasted!), lettuce and mayo. Then you order it with red doritos deal, and put them inside the sub. Tried it last week, it was incredible! Idk about the bread but i did italian herbs, super good combo. 10/10 for the crunchiness
Its all fun and games until that kid comes in from pool practice wanting a turkey sub
Odd1sout reference?
Wtf is pool practice??
Odd1sOut reference
TheOdd1sout reference
Odd1sout?
Love your vids and you making stuff it’s fun
This one got me.😂😂😂
Milad: Subway is a healthier option
Also Milad: *Hands each Kid free cookies
Milad can u make a sub with all types of chicken and with the hottest sauces u have.
yes
Sounds interesting
I produce skits just like Mirg . I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam
@@26mic true i will subscribe bcz most of milads stories are fake
@Mario Portillo I think 2 to 3
The ahhhhhh got me on the floor💀💀💀💀
Thanks for making me smile this morning
“but atleast subway is a healthy option”
Subway: Being sued for having more than 10% of their bread being sugar
Lol
If you are on a road trip in midwest america and just want some real food subway is the best. I am tired of people knocking on Subway for not being healthy. If everything is gas stations and fast food joints for a day or two driving Subway is amazing.
@@mikeknight42 facts
It's a better option than McDonald's overall.
when was Subway ever healthy?
Honestly my subway order is weird but consists of : mayo, ham, american cheese, bacon, toasted. Any other things I could add to make it taste amazing
How is it weird
Sounds very classic but very tasty
Cookie
My go to is pretty solid. Spicy italian with provolone, toasted, lettuce and tomato, red onion and banana peppers, extra southwest chipotle. Banger every time
I film skits just like Mirg. I rlly ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me G
2:06 the “AaH” Got me😂
I ✨love✨ your impressions... On point
1:12 YOU POPPED THE BUBBLE YOU MONSTER
Even when I was like 10 I was scared to even talk to people (not like anxiety but shy-ness)
Same, your not alone :)
@Manuel Cordova you don’t want too many friends
Yes
Dont tell but im 10 and i have the same problem
same I’m 13 and he’s describing me :/
The UUUHHHH…. Was so funny it cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣
UHHHHHHHHHHH milad your so funny😂😂
Milad’s impression sounds like the kid is going through puberty 😂
“Ok, so my dad told me to order, which means…I’ll…get a…Italian bread!”
“ no no no son! Buy the honey wheat bread, that’s more healthy”
“But dad-“
“No son”
“Then why did you forced me to order!”
“ATTITUDE?”
😂
Mean dad. 😠
Lol! It's funny, but only because it's true...which makes it actually very sad!
i love how milad goes from "eat your fruits and veggies" to "ANYWAYS, HIT THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON"
Me: Laughing at Milad's impersonation because it's so accurate
Also me: Realizing I was and still am that kid
He would be like: can i have 1 chicken burger?
Milad: kid! You are not in McDonalds
Wow so funny. Your channel sucks why are there so many of these bots everywhere
@@peach_tea0 he’s not a bot just because he has a name like that… it could even be mocking the bots… idk just don’t be rude
@@GravityTech There are too many channels like this with absolutely no talent or effort whatsoever and just begging for subs instead of actually making decent content; a thousand of these blank background robotic text-to-speech channels and they deserve to be eradicated off the planet.
You just reminded me of TB Saga by Tyler Joseph
@@peach_tea0 You don't need to rude. You don't know if this is a bot or not. This could be kid. Shame on you.
Milan’s kid voice just made my whole
day!
It made my hole weak
The way he speaks in his little kid voice...
It reminded me of a painful and awkward memory from one of my vacation trips to Santiago de Chile (since I'm Chilean living in the South)
I'm autistic and I was not really good at speaking back in the day.
In one of the trips to Santiago de Chile, we went to a mall and to a McDonald's to eat something.
And the combination of my autism, being a social incompetent, the choice paralysis, and not helping that my mom forced me to talk and to choose my own meal (and no, no Happy Meal allowed. Also she used to be scary, thankfully not anymore)
I studded my order which was a Italian McChicken.
It was not a good day...
Thankfully I can talk more confidently and to order my meals, but I occasionally suffer of choice paralysis whenever we go to the mall. Not adding that I'm in constantly thinking about the price of stuff, and the guilt of ordering something expensive. Also that I really love food.
Sorry.
This video made me laugh so much
as a grown adult, i personally feel attacked because this is how i order at subway 🤣
Milad, what’s the most unpopular/popular item people get on a sandwich at your Subway?
(could be a video)
Human meat and chicken.
@@majorluscasa878 lol XD
Milad just speaking like the kid is just so funny
this guy never fails. always makes short vids for me to watch e every day.
Forget all else, someone get this man a collab with kallmekris. That kid voice was dope.
Yes please
I usually go with how comfortable my kids are feeling. If it's busy and they haven't gotten a chance to warm up to the person, then I'll order, but if a server asks them and they go for it, I let them order for themselves.
Okay that is better.
That's fine. I'll make them decide before I get to a fast food place. Easy order. I like to make them order, makes things a lot easier later on. I was so shy I wouldn't even answer the telephone or take the bus until I was 17. Then I took a job at a call centre and worked out how to deal with people real quick. Hated the first few days though.
@@curbyourshi1056 so since you were weird af your just going to treat your kids like they are pre-emptively gunna be weird
@@tangerinetech5300 No. You're assuming that one piece of information has something to do with the other.
Dude, I stumbled upon your channel a few days ago. And what can I say - you're a perfect entertainer. I love the videos, see how it's done, all the ingredients and stuff. But then there is your fascinating positive energy while working. You sound like a really humble guy. Your voice is quite extraordinary and soothing.
Keep it on!
Cheers from Germany (where no sub is as good as yours look). 😋 🥖 🥗 🥩 🧀 🍅 🥒
Lol this was a gold video great impression and this was literally me back then LOL
That "ARGH" gets me everytime ngl 😂😂
Fr
Me a 14 year old that dosnt know what social life is, ordering something alone: 0:18
A subway worker loves grasping onto that morsel of power barking "What type of bread do you want?"
Lol now this is the funniest video
Now I know, that kid was no one but Walt Junior.
The way he speaks & wants varieties simply depicts his character traits !
It’s actually pretty impressive for these kids to actually order subway without stuttering or anything great video btw Milad 🙂👍
You're a good person Milad, thank you
Hey Milad have you ever had a customer order something and at the end the customer scraps the whole sandwich and wants to make another one?
Btw love the vids keep it up this is the goat folks💯💯💯
If I hadn't started watching your vids every single day. I would still be getting a cheese pizza from subway
A lot of parents force their kids to order at restaurants to build their social skills so its always good to be patient and understanding with them to help them progress :)
But it's a child and not every child knows every meat every cheese bread ect so if you wanna teach your kid to socialise take them to kfc or burger king but hey i don't have any social skills
Yes but most children have nerver gone to subway (most likely asian kid,but my dad has gone to subway but my dad and mom dint even marry eachother XD
very funny keep up the good work !
BRUH it’s literally 3:08am and that quesadilla looks so good I straight up want subway rn like at this very moment keep up the good work man I really need to get subway more often 🔥🔥🔥👍🏼
1:30 in night, waiting for a guy to make jugad pizza.
He would be like: Can I get a footlong mikes way?
Milad: GET OUT OF MY STORE
I love your vids
It's to build their confidence and teach them how to do these things themselves. Not enough parents care enough to do that, so these kids are pretty lucky in that regard.
The energy in his voice is addictive
Man i’m 13 and when I order I wait infront of the subway to make sure I know my order correctly, then walk in and make it easy. It’s a local subway so I’ve seen the employees here and know when there’s a new one. They are super kind and are a bit struggling with staff so I make it as easy as possible for them :)
Even local stores I’ve been to hundreds of times I don’t know the employees, how do you manage to know them? Lol. The only person I know is at McDonald’s there’s a cleaning lady who is always working there and I think she works full time. She’s very nice.
When he said " Eat fruits and vegetables kids," I just finished my ice cream
Milad just spilling subway tea here
Our subway doesn’t have the bread or cheese choices listed anywhere on the menu boards… so if you’re like me and just returning to subway recently because of Milad, you’re gonna do the “ummmmm, what kind cheese do you have?”
I hate when they don't post it!
I love taking my kids to subway. Their ability to build their own blows their minds! Plus it makes them feel really big. They also love your videos.
Nice name dude
That’s great :)
"Remember, eat fresh POO"
I can't unhear that
Bro u make those dishes like a pro cod player 🤣