Wolverines are no joke, I live in Canada where we have wolves as big as female African lions and I am way more scared of a wolverine because I know how to stop a wolf from biting me. They run up steep snowy mountains and back down like it is nothing instead of easily walking around. Every animal is scared of a wolverines in Canada and even giant bears because they are machines that don't feel pain, don't get tired, are as fast as fuck on any surface and will tear your dick off then disembowel you and their is nothing any thing can do about it
One of my favorite descriptions of a Wolverine from a comedy article: "they will attack a bear three times their size by jumping on their backs and mauling them like a backpack capable of hate."
@@theflanman420420 I like how you structured that phrase properly. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ Most people say "I could care less" when they mean the exact opposite. Then again, language do be like that, though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's not just their ferociousness that makes formidable but it's also their physical prowess... Their stamina is legendary. One is on record of having climbed a mountain in 40min where it would taken a seasoned mountain climber with proper gear 5 hours to scale the same mountain. Absolutely unrelenting on whatever they set their mind to. They are truly amazing animals
And they never go around a mountain, they go up and over, regardless of the angles and elevation, even in the middle of winter. They travel up to 40 km a day, or more in search of food, through any terrain. No wonder they are so strong!
@WIKIPEDIA a honey badger's hide alone is able to withstand machete strikes, African porcupine quills, bullets in some cases, are immune to snakes, and it takes hours for for big cats to kill them because that and they're tirelessness and ruthlessness. slate.com/human-interest/2013/10/animal-fights-can-a-honey-badger-win-a-fight-with-a-wolverine.html
@@martink9701 Honey badgers face off against lions and leopards but Wolverines face off against polar bears. They both fight to the death and neither would probably be able to get a killing blow. Both have the scent gland attack. Honestly the fight is between two animals with high defense and indomitable spirit so it would probably be based on the environment they fight in and who would get tired first.
One of the coolest things I ever learned about wolverines is that they pretty much just run nonstop everywhere they go. They never really walk along at a leisurely pace. They straight up gallop for miles and miles and miles, up mountains, through several feet of snow, on steep rocky cliffs, you name it. They're just jacked up 24/7. All gas, no brakes.
Ever watch a weasel fight a rattle snake, the weasels are faster and much like the honey badger have a tolerance to most venom. If they get bitten too much they just sleep it off.
Joe:Hey wolverine you ever seen antifa? Wolverine:nope Joe: wanna see? Hey jaime pull that up they're ferocious! Wolverine: Damn thats crazy when I die I wanna come back as one of them .
The language barrier would just end up pissing them both off and it would end up with the wolverine in a heel hook and Joe getting his balls clawed off
I like the one in the movie fear and loathing, and i also think some get up to 50-60 lbs if I'm not mistaken. Yes Im aware I sound like a know it all , but some call me a Dr, so I guess that's ok.
I can tell you a story about my encounter with a large wolverine. My grandfather and then father ran a guide/trap line for years in northwestern British Columbia. While out one winter with my cousin on snowmobiles we decided to eat our lunch in the sun on top of this massive plateau. It was beautiful, clear blue skies, just a few degrees below freezing, an amazing winter day. To get to the top of the plateau it’s a long climb straight up, and after we crested we immediately stopped so we could sit near the edge and enjoy the view with lunch. After grabbing our lunch and sitting on the machines facing down the hill I noticed a very small speck moving up our trial towards us. I asked my cousin “do you see that”, and after a minute he said “yeah, what is that”? Then as it got to the bottom we lost sight of the speck as our view was obstructed by a dip and a hill at the bottom of the plateau. We sat and watched thinking it was a coyote or fox scavenging, then it came up over the top of the small hill below us and we realized it was a Wolverine moving at full speed towards us. I said “what the hell, this thing is running right at us, and not afraid, let’s go”! We threw our stuff in the packs and looked back, only to realize the Wolverine had closed nearly 250 meters in a really short time, and it was still coming. We hopped on our snowmobiles to start them, thinking that the noise would stop it, well not only did that not work, but in his haste my cousin flooded his machine, and it wouldn’t start. By this time the little bastard was only 30 meters away and closing way too fast, so we pulled our small rifles (3030 cal) and unloaded into the Wolverine. Now we are both decent shots and hit almost every shot, but every hit seems to just be a hit of adrenaline, and the snarling ball of fangs, claws, and fur, kept on charging. It finally died less than 10 meters from us, and I have to say I have been less afraid being charged by bears. The Wolverine took enough hits to drop a grizzly, and was still angry enough to kill if we had been a touch closer. Your true north neighbour.
Ran into one at a work camp northern Alberta at the garbage dump by the camp lucky for me he had all ready grab something started hissing I was so proud of myself that A I got out there unharmed and didn't shit myself Satan of the forest hell even the natives have always left this little bastard alone and they use to hunt everything enough said!
Nice fake ass story. There's literally not a single record of a wolverine ever attacking a human and .30-30 can drop a moose in one shot, a wolverine isn't surviving more than one of those. Yours, someone who actually knows about wolverines.
National Geographic or Discovery Needs to Hire Joe to do commentary on a kickass animal kingdom Documentary using his own words. It would be a national treasure.
I would have been a decent guest on this show when I was 5 years old...still making lists of my favorite wild animals. Me: "Sharks" Joe: "Sharks...holy fuck man (20 mins on sharks) Me: "Tigers" Joe: "Tigers are no joke" (Extended Tiger rant) ...etc
Gabriel Priddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂”what about dolphins” Joe “don’t get me started on dolphins , they are a magical creature man, you know how smart a dolphin is ? Jamie pull up ‘how smart are dolphins”
The most scared time of my life was back country skiing in the spring. The top of the mountain was all pow. As we descended the top layer of snow started to get super crusty. I was going Mach 1 and I could not make a turn and I had to go the wrong way down the mountain , otherwise I could have hit a tree well trying to make the turn . After I stopped, I needed to hike back up a ways to get over a small hump to get back on track. I was having a very hard time trying to break through the top crust and deal with the rotten snow below. Then a wolverine popped out of a nearby tree well. He was walking on top of the crusty snow, growling and snapping his jaw walking back and forth. I’m almost waist deep in the snow trying to dig out my skis. I ditched the skis and trudged my way through the snow to get to the top. That wolverine charged twice and stopped inches away from me. As soon as I made it to the top I rolled, slid and did whatever I could to get away from that beast of hell. A month and a half I went back to retrieve my skis with a 12 gauge of course (that is what Napoleon D would use). The skis were there and no sign of the wolverine.
When i was living in Alaska, i was driving down the road and a Wolverine stood up on the side of the road when and i stopped to look at him he charged my truck.
@rencrow kahbib will need to beat Tony to know for sure. I believe porier gets beaten but Tony might topple the mythical status kahbib has obtained. Jon Jones mythical status was completely eviscerated in his last fight ,Jon won but tiago did way more damage .tiago foot wasn't damaged by jon
(if I'm not mistaking) the comic book Wolverine character was based on an actual wolverine, that's why Logan is short, vicious, very strong and has very sharp claws.
@lefthookricky wolverine will lay on the ground and let the wolf try to bite them. then will grab the face of the wolf and attach to it like a jiut jisu fighter while biting its face. Then plunge is claw inside the ear of the wolf or neck but more often ears. Pushing the wolf who attack in a state of panic and fear. Making the alpha run away will make the other wolf run in panic The way they grab there pray is like a little weasel on a rabbit 6 time is size. Its the same concept but the wolverine weight a 10 000 times more
I could have said "love is more powerful than hate", referring to hugs as somehow disarming of a wolverine's hostility. I used recent parlance to play up the satirical character of someone who would actually hug a wolverine.
When I was a teen I was hunting and took a mule deer in North Idaho. I came back the next day to finish carrying it out but a wolverine had beat me to it and was dragging it off. A very incredible thing to witness how a small creature could handle a carcass much larger than itself.
The honey badger is its little cousin bro weasles is all they are the wolverine is even more op than a honey badger man they got size and length larger claws larger teeth even thicker skin they have 0 quit in them like a honey badger but they are both related same creature basically the wolverine is just built for the extreme cold climate and the honey badger is a desert creature the wolverine size is why it would win teeth length and claw length and that they are thicker built.
Well that's the whole point of naming Logan as Wolverine. Because Logan, the x-men character, is known to be a short guy, but he is not afraid to fight of any other big guys.
Yes, and whenever a discussion about actual animals and nature takes place, it's important to understand how it relates to the X-Men. I mean, Duh! of course that's why he is named the Wolverine and not the Chipmunk.
True, really wish they'd hire a shorter actor next time they make a wolverine movie. Don't take me wrong, Hugh Jackman nailed the role for over a decade, but a more faithfull comic book adaptation would be perfect.
I hear lots of people say this, and while I don’t necessarily disagree, good luck finding a guy 5’6 or under who could get the physique to actually be intimidating as shit at that height
I dare the US government to create weapon next , hire the best scientist and geologist make it possible to cross breed a wolverine to a Labrador or anything with bigger size just get it up to 65 70 pounds breed just 2 female and male and unleash em on Russia and the putin Russia will be cease to exist.
Logan Cressler There is a record of a Wolverine that killed a Polar Bear in a Zoo. Apparently it escaped and broke into the bears enclosure. It then clamped onto its throat with its jaws and killed the bear. It’s not a very reliable source but it’s not impossible, they are fearless animals with incredible resilience and ferocity. Type in Wolverine on Wikipedia and you will get a brief overview of the polar bear story.
In Australia they have the Tasmanian Devil. They're scary little buggers. Probably weigh about 20 pounds but their bite is around 200 pounds per square inch. The average human, assuming they weigh around the 150 to 200 pound mark could deliver around maybe 150 psi of jaw power, so clearly these little guys pack a punch. Comparing a Wolverine to a Tasi Devil though is a bit like watching an elite heavy weight boxer vs an elite light weight, but if you adjust the power per weight ratio you'll see that that 20 pound animal is amongst the most powerful for it's size on the planet
I saw a wolverine on the road in Southern Oregon near the California border. I stopped my car and talked to it. It was about 12 feet away. It was an amazing creature. I wasn't sure what it was at the time. It was about the size of 2 large pitbulls. It was showing me his teeth in a seemingly playful way and raised its paw to it's face. The teeth were large and it's claws were long and thick. After about a minute I tossed an apple in its direction and drove off. It looked different from any wolverine I've seen online. There was something prehistoric and almost mystical about it. I had the feeling it was intrigued by my presence or at least interested but not aggressive. It looked like it would have no problem taking out a human.
Idk wtf you saw but the largest wolverine on record is 55 lbs. Thats not even the size of one large pitbull. If it’s not the size of a wolverine, doesn’t look like a wolverine it probably wasn’t a wolverine.
My Grandpa got attacked by a wolverine before, but it wasn't when he was a old man it was when he was younger man, he almost had his throat ripped out, He was lucky that he had on a thick parka coat, he had big scar on his neck from the attack, He was out trapping when he got attacked this happened in Alaska
The wolverine is actually pretty closely related to the Honey Badger. It's closer to the wolverine than to the North American badger. They do resemble each other and both have that powerful stink gland sort of like a skunk. Honey Badger has bigger claws and Wolverine has bigger teeth. I think Wolverine is a bit larger overall. Both fascinating animals I love them, They are some of my favorite predators. There is a video of a super friendly Wolverine that runs up to some guy and climbs on him for cuddles.
I know some y'all like to give Joe a hard time when he goes all in on some wildlife, but I got to be honest I like learning about the predators too. Y'all are funny though...
I was out just passed Hope British Columbia few years back and we got the pleasure of seeing a wolverine I thought it was a bear cub at first so I was ready to get my kids and wife out of there then I realized what it was and got so excited my favorite animal in the world would love to see another
LOLOLOL!! I absolutely love Joe Rogan! He is funny!! I live in Wisconsin and we have Wolverines up north and I have hunted in Wolverine woods. I have never seen one, but would love to sometime!
They are shy of humans though. I was skiing and training our English setters/Gundogs in a valley in central Norway. Wolverine tracks everywhere, yet we saw nothing, and no-one else we talked to had either. (It was Easter, so lots of people touring). But damn those tracks/paws are huge for such a relatively small animal! If it was to run after one of our dogs in deep snow, I'm scared of what could happen.
And the wolverine cover a lot of land , when the indians came across a wolverine territory , they would abbandon what ever they where hunting ... in canada i came across one in winter he was at 20 feet we slowly turn around and look back every 2 second 😂😂😂
Rogan talking about how badass certain animals are, are legitimately some of my favorite videos on RUclips.
Henry Bemis Im waiting for a „Salmon are hustler‘s“ video
Wolverines are no joke, I live in Canada where we have wolves as big as female African lions and I am way more scared of a wolverine because I know how to stop a wolf from biting me. They run up steep snowy mountains and back down like it is nothing instead of easily walking around. Every animal is scared of a wolverines in Canada and even giant bears because they are machines that don't feel pain, don't get tired, are as fast as fuck on any surface and will tear your dick off then disembowel you and their is nothing any thing can do about it
Takes a badass to admires a badass.
@@TheShadowofDormin BS a female lion is 350 lbs
@Kevin Walker he said he knows how to stop a wolf😂
If Joe wants to triple his ratings, he could just full time talk about animals.
Cam Riddle what about getting Steve Erwin’s kids to come on as a guest
Could you imagine planet earth narrated by this man?!
true story dude...his bear v gorilla argument is one of my favorite segments of all time. On par with the whole coked up Alex Jones interview.
it's not possible to triple Joe's ratings
@@russianbot842 ask got.
One of my favorite descriptions of a Wolverine from a comedy article: "they will attack a bear three times their size by jumping on their backs and mauling them like a backpack capable of hate."
Holy shit, that's the best thing I've read in a while HAHAHAHAHA
That might very well be the greatest description of anything ever.
Sadly to say but that wasnt comedy :d
" A super jacked little giant rat bear thing ...with fangs"
I read it as he said it haha
That's totally her except dentures instead of fangs @Kevin Walker
Wow, that got dark. @Kevin Walker
That was the best description of a Wolverine
Kevin Walker why did the ex wife have two black eyes? cuz she didn’t listen the second time either.
ok, too dark. time for me to vanish 💥🌪💥
The guest is clearly not interested in wolverines.
trumpetking11 Then he’s on the wrong podcast
That's Ian. He might seem uninterested in most topics, but he's really just vegan.
YOU'RE not interested in wolverines.
I am though, so who cares
Well he had a choice between wolverines, how jacked The Rock is, DMT, and nutrient deficiencies of a vegan diet... I would have chose wolverines too.
Nobody:
Joe Rogan: *Loud Wolverine Noises*
boi if you don't he just does them as soon as the animal is mentioned 😭
1:25
What does Nobody: mean
shove this meme up your a$$ you unoriginal f*ck
He be always making wierd sound effects.😂😂
That dude is not trying to talk bout wolverines
He couldn’t care less
@@theflanman420420 I like how you structured that phrase properly.
ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Most people say "I could care less" when they mean the exact opposite. Then again, language do be like that, though.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's not just their ferociousness that makes formidable but it's also their physical prowess... Their stamina is legendary. One is on record of having climbed a mountain in 40min where it would taken a seasoned mountain climber with proper gear 5 hours to scale the same mountain. Absolutely unrelenting on whatever they set their mind to. They are truly amazing animals
And they never go around a mountain, they go up and over, regardless of the angles and elevation, even in the middle of winter. They travel up to 40 km a day, or more in search of food, through any terrain. No wonder they are so strong!
The wolves use their endurance to wear down animals and kill them. That does not work on the Wolverine though.
It truly is amazing how stubborn and determined they are, once they're locked in on something they just go and won't stop for anything
This is the most Joe Rogan title of the week.
If doesn't talk about honey badgers by the end of the month I'll be pissed.
I want to see a honey badger Vs a wolverine
Or a sasquatch! :P
@WIKIPEDIA a honey badger's hide alone is able to withstand machete strikes, African porcupine quills, bullets in some cases, are immune to snakes, and it takes hours for for big cats to kill them because that and they're tirelessness and ruthlessness. slate.com/human-interest/2013/10/animal-fights-can-a-honey-badger-win-a-fight-with-a-wolverine.html
@@longdirtytoenails1076 they are cousins. I'm pretty sure the biggest difference is venom immunity and fur thickness.
@@martink9701 Honey badgers face off against lions and leopards but Wolverines face off against polar bears. They both fight to the death and neither would probably be able to get a killing blow. Both have the scent gland attack. Honestly the fight is between two animals with high defense and indomitable spirit so it would probably be based on the environment they fight in and who would get tired first.
It really caught me off guard hearing Joe imitate a wolverine 1:25
Jaimie's off Mike laugh in the background of is hilarious
AbominableDoge I almost grabbed one of my guns, I thought one was in my crib.
Just keep pressing on repeat lmfao!!!
Accurate as fuck too
his impressions are classics
One of the coolest things I ever learned about wolverines is that they pretty much just run nonstop everywhere they go. They never really walk along at a leisurely pace. They straight up gallop for miles and miles and miles, up mountains, through several feet of snow, on steep rocky cliffs, you name it. They're just jacked up 24/7. All gas, no brakes.
Don't forget that Wolverines fought off the Soviets and Cubans in Red Dawn too.
300 Wolverines beat 10,000 Persians
First thing I thought about was that movie.
Og version only
Never forget!
Krister Petersen nice one. Wolverines.
I hear they also regenerate, and in some cases, they have adamantium skeleton.
G D I also hear they age very slowly and can live for hundreds of years
Wait you serious about the regeneration????
@@geo-305 Yes, a very rare kind of wolverine native to Canada.
You forgot to mention that you shouldn't piss them off or else you'll unleash a mode of rage called "beserker rage" making them unstoppable.
They also have very murky and clandestine origin stories that leave them very conflicted.
If that thing can fight the Hulk, then you know they're ferocious.
Sara Wilcker i almost laughed but then i realized women aren’t funny
Even in reality
@@imnotfat3708 reported for sexism
Those fights were fuckin' fixed.
@@imnotfat3708 Women are just reciprocals with limbs.
“They’re f*cking weasels bro!” 😂😂
Ever watch a weasel fight a rattle snake, the weasels are faster and much like the honey badger have a tolerance to most venom. If they get bitten too much they just sleep it off.
I dare you to say that to Joe face 🤣
@@noneofyourbusiness1112 honey badgers are a part of the weasel family, all of the weasels are fucked up in one way or another
I would love to see Joe Rogan try to interview a Wolverine
"Have you ever tried DMT? "
Joe:Hey wolverine you ever seen antifa?
Wolverine:nope
Joe: wanna see? Hey jaime pull that up they're ferocious!
Wolverine: Damn thats crazy when I die I wanna come back as one of them .
The language barrier would just end up pissing them both off and it would end up with the wolverine in a heel hook and Joe getting his balls clawed off
1234567890sunshine Call up Hugh Jackman
@@timlewis9004 Hmm, I respect others opinions. I open to discuss a wide array of topics. Oh wait, nvm
The most Joe Rogany of all Rogany topics.
Rogains... Ro-GAINS... 😁
I like the one in the movie fear and loathing, and i also think some get up to 50-60 lbs if I'm not mistaken. Yes Im aware I sound like a know it all , but some call me a Dr, so I guess that's ok.
Second only to chimps coming up in conversation.
Wolverine's dude, we gotta do something about this, thing.
This is classic authentic joe rogan folks
I’m not a wildlife expert, but 200lbs seems like a really small bear
Yes it would be, grizz can hit 1000 pounds
Hes prolly high
You're right, black bear is about 300lbs, and brown bear is 650 average
@Based in Solitude he was talking about black bears and other small bears not brown bear family
@@interestingfacts7944 seen black bears 600 lbs lol. Dump black bears at my local palladium mine
I can tell you a story about my encounter with a large wolverine. My grandfather and then father ran a guide/trap line for years in northwestern British Columbia. While out one winter with my cousin on snowmobiles we decided to eat our lunch in the sun on top of this massive plateau. It was beautiful, clear blue skies, just a few degrees below freezing, an amazing winter day. To get to the top of the plateau it’s a long climb straight up, and after we crested we immediately stopped so we could sit near the edge and enjoy the view with lunch. After grabbing our lunch and sitting on the machines facing down the hill I noticed a very small speck moving up our trial towards us. I asked my cousin “do you see that”, and after a minute he said “yeah, what is that”? Then as it got to the bottom we lost sight of the speck as our view was obstructed by a dip and a hill at the bottom of the plateau. We sat and watched thinking it was a coyote or fox scavenging, then it came up over the top of the small hill below us and we realized it was a Wolverine moving at full speed towards us. I said “what the hell, this thing is running right at us, and not afraid, let’s go”! We threw our stuff in the packs and looked back, only to realize the Wolverine had closed nearly 250 meters in a really short time, and it was still coming. We hopped on our snowmobiles to start them, thinking that the noise would stop it, well not only did that not work, but in his haste my cousin flooded his machine, and it wouldn’t start. By this time the little bastard was only 30 meters away and closing way too fast, so we pulled our small rifles (3030 cal) and unloaded into the Wolverine. Now we are both decent shots and hit almost every shot, but every hit seems to just be a hit of adrenaline, and the snarling ball of fangs, claws, and fur, kept on charging. It finally died less than 10 meters from us, and I have to say I have been less afraid being charged by bears. The Wolverine took enough hits to drop a grizzly, and was still angry enough to kill if we had been a touch closer.
Your true north neighbour.
Ran into one at a work camp northern Alberta at the garbage dump by the camp lucky for me he had all ready grab something started hissing I was so proud of myself that A I got out there unharmed and didn't shit myself Satan of the forest hell even the natives have always left this little bastard alone and they use to hunt everything enough said!
Nice fake ass story. There's literally not a single record of a wolverine ever attacking a human and .30-30 can drop a moose in one shot, a wolverine isn't surviving more than one of those.
Yours, someone who actually knows about wolverines.
National Geographic or Discovery Needs to Hire Joe to do commentary on a kickass animal kingdom Documentary using his own words. It would be a national treasure.
And here we can see a lion "Fuck up" a gazel ohhhh shin to the dome
And read off Wikipedia facts about the animal like he did in the podcast.
The source of Wolverine power is DMT and elk meat
High quality DMT edibles
Just like Viking did before a war.
That stuff is DELICIOUS!
They also have adamantium skeletons.
Truth
I would have been a decent guest on this show when I was 5 years old...still making lists of my favorite wild animals.
Me: "Sharks"
Joe: "Sharks...holy fuck man (20 mins on sharks)
Me: "Tigers"
Joe: "Tigers are no joke" (Extended Tiger rant)
...etc
He hunts animals.. Theres a reason for it
Gabriel Priddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂”what about dolphins”
Joe “don’t get me started on dolphins , they are a magical creature man, you know how smart a dolphin is ? Jamie pull up ‘how smart are dolphins”
Lol!
I love the way Joe Rogan describes tough animals 😂
The most scared time of my life was back country skiing in the spring. The top of the mountain was all pow. As we descended the top layer of snow started to get super crusty. I was going Mach 1 and I could not make a turn and I had to go the wrong way down the mountain , otherwise I could have hit a tree well trying to make the turn . After I stopped, I needed to hike back up a ways to get over a small hump to get back on track. I was having a very hard time trying to break through the top crust and deal with the rotten snow below. Then a wolverine popped out of a nearby tree well. He was walking on top of the crusty snow, growling and snapping his jaw walking back and forth. I’m almost waist deep in the snow trying to dig out my skis. I ditched the skis and trudged my way through the snow to get to the top. That wolverine charged twice and stopped inches away from me. As soon as I made it to the top I rolled, slid and did whatever I could to get away from that beast of hell. A month and a half I went back to retrieve my skis with a 12 gauge of course (that is what Napoleon D would use). The skis were there and no sign of the wolverine.
When i was living in Alaska, i was driving down the road and a Wolverine stood up on the side of the road when and i stopped to look at him he charged my truck.
CommissarIRL thats fucking nuts bro.
Jay Newton insane.
Wolverine: Fuck your truck!
Logan does not like being looked at by people in trucks.
Probably reminded him of Gerald Truck, the dude who fucked his wife.
Wolverines are the same blood line as Tony Ferguson!
Nah
Lol
👊😎💯
@rencrow kahbib will need to beat Tony to know for sure. I believe porier gets beaten but Tony might topple the mythical status kahbib has obtained. Jon Jones mythical status was completely eviscerated in his last fight ,Jon won but tiago did way more damage .tiago foot wasn't damaged by jon
Wolverines are ferocious but not as ferocious as the stripper from Dothan, Alabama
Nice reference to his standup lmao "this is not happening" for anyone who didnt get that
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@calebmitchell9134 true Joe Rogan fans will get it
@@johnlairofficial good point, as we did
John Lair 😂😂😂😂😂
This is common knowledge to anyone who’s played a far cry game
Hi I have dementia and alstimers and I know more about these animals prob than anyone in the comments including Joe and his guest lol.
overconfident insecure
K.........
Nelson Gaskell very true. I dont even try to shoot them anymore
Wolverines are back in Michigan...
So that's cool.
I grew up in Michigan, I hate MI, I hope they eat you all.
Joe Manning ligma
Go Bucks!!!! Mich sucks!!!!
The best part of Michigan is underwater
@@@firstlast742 , how did that whole Toledo deal work out for you guys?
I can watch joe talk about animals for hours
(if I'm not mistaking) the comic book Wolverine character was based on an actual wolverine, that's why Logan is short, vicious, very strong and has very sharp claws.
No shit sherlock…
The Wolverine is like a Cody Garbrandt but more intelligent.
excellent
@lefthookricky apparently the Wolverine is more intelligent than you as well.
Cody is a douch, a Wolverine is more like GSP!
@lefthookricky wolverine will lay on the ground and let the wolf try to bite them. then will grab the face of the wolf and attach to it like a jiut jisu fighter while biting its face. Then plunge is claw inside the ear of the wolf or neck but more often ears. Pushing the wolf who attack in a state of panic and fear. Making the alpha run away will make the other wolf run in panic
The way they grab there pray is like a little weasel on a rabbit 6 time is size. Its the same concept but the wolverine weight a 10 000 times more
More like trt Vitor
I unironically think wolverines are cute and want to hug one. Fight me.
the wolverine will fight u n probably win
@@WashingtonpostofficialLove trumps hate
WaddleDude tf does trump have to do with this
WaddleDude man what i said a wolverine would fight u n win, n u say love trumps hate. what the fuck
I could have said "love is more powerful than hate", referring to hugs as somehow disarming of a wolverine's hostility. I used recent parlance to play up the satirical character of someone who would actually hug a wolverine.
Joe "I love talking about ferocious animals and tall men" Rogan.
This.
Joe rogan needs a separate show for animal segments on discover/ animal planet/nat geo
When I was a teen I was hunting and took a mule deer in North Idaho. I came back the next day to finish carrying it out but a wolverine had beat me to it and was dragging it off. A very incredible thing to witness how a small creature could handle a carcass much larger than itself.
I could listen to Ian Edwards speak all day just like I can day dream about being a wolverine all day.
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They're the best at what they do, and what they do isn't very nice....
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What they do, is bluff. And yes, they are the best at it, but they are literally just really good bluffers. Their reputation is greatly exaggerated.
@@RealHankShill calm down
I like how no one knows the reference LMFAO
*Hint:* a man named after this particular animal, this is his quote.
1:25 literally, the most accurate wolverine sound I've ever heard
Wolverines look like tiny bears
Like what Miocic will deal with in his next fight .A Wolverine .
Exactly!! You beat me to it.
Joe animal clips are the best
In my mind
Wolverines are dangerous
Snikt!!! You got that right Bub
“Why I die I wanna come back as a wolverine. Vicious animals”
Lol me too man, me too.
Woverine's milk is magical.
i’d drinked it
A little wolverine milk puts hair on your chest.
Badger milk: the animal 🤣🤣
Is it now?
Love when Joe goes on a rant and his counterpart is like wtf is happening ?!
Why has there never been a superhero or Villain battling Wolverine called "The Honeybadger"?
The honey badger is its little cousin bro weasles is all they are the wolverine is even more op than a honey badger man they got size and length larger claws larger teeth even thicker skin they have 0 quit in them like a honey badger but they are both related same creature basically the wolverine is just built for the extreme cold climate and the honey badger is a desert creature the wolverine size is why it would win teeth length and claw length and that they are thicker built.
imagine a badger and wolverine teaming up
Well that's the whole point of naming Logan as Wolverine. Because Logan, the x-men character, is known to be a short guy, but he is not afraid to fight of any other big guys.
Yes, and whenever a discussion about actual animals and nature takes place, it's important to understand how it relates to the X-Men. I mean, Duh! of course that's why he is named the Wolverine and not the Chipmunk.
True, really wish they'd hire a shorter actor next time they make a wolverine movie. Don't take me wrong, Hugh Jackman nailed the role for over a decade, but a more faithfull comic book adaptation would be perfect.
I hear lots of people say this, and while I don’t necessarily disagree, good luck finding a guy 5’6 or under who could get the physique to actually be intimidating as shit at that height
@@lawinaabraham3073 Hardy really isn't that short..
“A viscous weasel” Oh, trust me, weasels are plenty viscous, wolverines are just even more crazy.
El Logan Loco
Ikr
I dare the US government to create weapon next , hire the best scientist and geologist make it possible to cross breed a wolverine to a Labrador or anything with bigger size just get it up to 65 70 pounds breed just 2 female and male and unleash em on Russia and the putin Russia will be cease to exist.
Didnt even know Wolverine was a actual anomal🤣🤣🤣. Learn something new everyday. Love when rogan talks about animals
A very Joe Rogan-ish title. Must watch.
Nobody:
Joe Rogan: A wolverine will kill a bear
1:25 I can play this on repeat all day long, Joe trying to mimic a wolverine
"There weasels BRO!" I love joe bro
A Wolverine is a better way to get rid of Rats than Cats are.
A ‘support wolverine’ 🤣
Joe breaking down the ferocity of animals is always peak JRE
"A Super Badger"
A Bears mascot: Yogi Bear
A Wolverines mascot: Hugh jackman
A wolverine can actually kill a polar bear
That’s funny
No, thats bullshit 100%
Logan Cressler There is a record of a Wolverine that killed a Polar Bear in a Zoo. Apparently it escaped and broke into the bears enclosure. It then clamped onto its throat with its jaws and killed the bear. It’s not a very reliable source but it’s not impossible, they are fearless animals with incredible resilience and ferocity. Type in Wolverine on Wikipedia and you will get a brief overview of the polar bear story.
@@RealHankShill One snuck into a polar bear enclosure and tore its fucking throat out like a champ.
I dunno
Joe "A wolverine will beat a big bear" Rogain
crack rogaine
Which is entirely false and myth
Which is not false. Wolverines have killed black bears and even a polar bear. Read more, don’t spread around what you think
@@RealHankShill There is a reported case that a Wolverine killed a polar bear by choking it out
@@themadlad8540 bye neck cranck in the second round
In Australia they have the Tasmanian Devil. They're scary little buggers. Probably weigh about 20 pounds but their bite is around 200 pounds per square inch. The average human, assuming they weigh around the 150 to 200 pound mark could deliver around maybe 150 psi of jaw power, so clearly these little guys pack a punch. Comparing a Wolverine to a Tasi Devil though is a bit like watching an elite heavy weight boxer vs an elite light weight, but if you adjust the power per weight ratio you'll see that that 20 pound animal is amongst the most powerful for it's size on the planet
The excitement in his voice when talking about animals is refreshing
my man joe high as a kite
I was just thinking the same... looks like he popped a speed .
I saw a wolverine on the road in Southern Oregon near the California border. I stopped my car and talked to it. It was about 12 feet away. It was an amazing creature. I wasn't sure what it was at the time. It was about the size of 2 large pitbulls. It was showing me his teeth in a seemingly playful way and raised its paw to it's face. The teeth were large and it's claws were long and thick. After about a minute I tossed an apple in its direction and drove off. It looked different from any wolverine I've seen online. There was something prehistoric and almost mystical about it. I had the feeling it was intrigued by my presence or at least interested but not aggressive. It looked like it would have no problem taking out a human.
Idk wtf you saw but the largest wolverine on record is 55 lbs. Thats not even the size of one large pitbull.
If it’s not the size of a wolverine, doesn’t look like a wolverine it probably wasn’t a wolverine.
My Grandpa got attacked by a wolverine before, but it wasn't when he was a old man it was when he was younger man, he almost had his throat ripped out, He was lucky that he had on a thick parka coat, he had big scar on his neck from the attack, He was out trapping when he got attacked this happened in Alaska
Love to see a Wolverine vs Honey Badger!
Hahaha...'and that's it smiling on a good day'
"Like a wolverine"
"Support wolverine" I died lol
1:23 this joke was so underappreciated!
The thing that no one ever seems to mention that really makes Wolverines dangerous is they have a healing Factor
Huh
@@LifeisANovel Wolverine: The X-men?
@@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 ok
If you zoom in on the head at 1:20, it looks like a hyena 🤔
Lmaoooo, that dog comparison tho.
Nobody can describe ferocious animals any other way now because of Joe.
Except the ones in Michigan , They seem to turn lifeless around Thanksgiving.
Pretty much, youll catchem in the U-P more often. Closer to the borders you dont see hardly any.
Simar Varaich oof
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Go Bucks!
Joe “DMT IS FEROCIOUS” Rogan
0:48 That laugh! 😂🤣🤦♀️🤦♂️
Awesome Animals, so are Pine Martens which are like a mini Wolverine of the trees.
I have a crack in my screen.. Right on Joe's face...
Someone tell Joe to move to the right an inch or 2..
Wolverines are like the vikings of the animal kingdom.
Indeed
Ian Edwards had one of the funniest jokes ever about shark attacks LOL
The wolverine is actually pretty closely related to the Honey Badger. It's closer to the wolverine than to the North American badger. They do resemble each other and both have that powerful stink gland sort of like a skunk. Honey Badger has bigger claws and Wolverine has bigger teeth. I think Wolverine is a bit larger overall. Both fascinating animals I love them, They are some of my favorite predators. There is a video of a super friendly Wolverine that runs up to some guy and climbs on him for cuddles.
I know some y'all like to give Joe a hard time when he goes all in on some wildlife, but I got to be honest I like learning about the predators too. Y'all are funny though...
Joe "there are no cute wolverines"
no
@@therat420 late response Russian bot smh 🖕🖕
I was out just passed Hope British Columbia few years back and we got the pleasure of seeing a wolverine I thought it was a bear cub at first so I was ready to get my kids and wife out of there then I realized what it was and got so excited my favorite animal in the world would love to see another
1:25 Joe making animal noises my favorite part of these videos
Only thing missing from this being the most cliche Joe Rogan clip is mentioning DMT
Because of course Joe loves the *little* ferocious animals....
Talk about insight into a person lol
Not often do you see a badger avoid a animal, but many videos you see a badger even checking off messing with wolverine 😂
LOLOLOL!! I absolutely love Joe Rogan! He is funny!! I live in Wisconsin and we have Wolverines up north and I have hunted in Wolverine woods. I have never seen one, but would love to sometime!
So Wolverines are the Manny Pacquiaos of the animal kingdom, Small but taking on much larger opposition and fucking them up most of the time 🤣
Joe "I'm afraid of weasels" Rogan
These conversations remind me when I was in high school getting Hugh with my girl and bag in the weirdest conversations lol
They are shy of humans though. I was skiing and training our English setters/Gundogs in a valley in central Norway. Wolverine tracks everywhere, yet we saw nothing, and no-one else we talked to had either. (It was Easter, so lots of people touring). But damn those tracks/paws are huge for such a relatively small animal! If it was to run after one of our dogs in deep snow, I'm scared of what could happen.
And the wolverine cover a lot of land , when the indians came across a wolverine territory , they would abbandon what ever they where hunting ... in canada i came across one in winter he was at 20 feet we slowly turn around and look back every 2 second 😂😂😂
I love Joe Rogan's nerd moments lol.
Joe: Wolverines!!!
Ian: Well I didn't expect to be talking about this.....
bro i straight didn’t even know this episode existed, i was just curious about wolverines and happen to love JRE, typed it up, bam here we are boys
Such a Joe Rogan vid title
Love it