25 great data quotes

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Data Quotes (1987 - 2002)

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  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 4 года назад +120

    Data naming a cat "spot" who coincidentally has no spots and stripes instead is the most data thing I can think of. Like he just searched the most popular cat names, saw spot was a top pick, and picked it without being able to tell why someone would name a cat "spot" lol

    • @gabrielsierra6890
      @gabrielsierra6890 3 месяца назад

      Spot is a popular dog's name, but maybe he searched for a popular pet's name, and the computer didn't knew any better

  • @NotoriousGirl33
    @NotoriousGirl33 5 лет назад +20

    You forgot “Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.”

    • @BlueMorpho15
      @BlueMorpho15 Год назад

      You could see Geordi give the face of “Dear lord save us”

    • @NotoriousGirl33
      @NotoriousGirl33 Год назад

      @@BlueMorpho15 Indeed.

    • @BlueMorpho15
      @BlueMorpho15 Год назад

      @@NotoriousGirl33 lol 😂

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 5 месяцев назад

      The actor such a funny guy and then you see him play this and it's like what

  • @ajmittendorf
    @ajmittendorf 6 лет назад +16

    "I just love looking for life forms! Life forms! You darling little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?"

  • @keithc1234
    @keithc1234 Год назад

    alwasy bothers me that Geordi needed to ask "Data why are you laughing?" talk about ruining the moment.

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 Год назад

    😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @anjetto1
    @anjetto1 6 лет назад +143

    Giving data the ability to have a laugh was one of the greatest things Q ever did. It was a really nice, warm thing to do and it made me like Q more as a character.

    • @basevegeta9424
      @basevegeta9424 6 лет назад +11

      Yh, he should have given picard a full head of hair as well.....

    • @nickiw1847
      @nickiw1847 5 лет назад +3

      I laugh with him every time

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 Год назад +3

      I'd say, this is most underrated human moment in entire series. And absurdly WELL acted by Spinner - way he switches from laughing to deadpan...

  • @picklerick6759
    @picklerick6759 5 лет назад +59

    I gotta say, Data is one the best characters ever. The act of not being human and craving it makes him just an amazing character.

  • @thesandwich5321
    @thesandwich5321 6 лет назад +187

    "I am fully functional, programmed in... multiple techniques."
    HOHOHOOOO!

    • @bennozappenduster8557
      @bennozappenduster8557 6 лет назад +47

      Given the stamina of Data as an android, I find it strange that Tasha was able to perform duty on the bridge so soon.

    • @davidkosa
      @davidkosa 6 лет назад +14

      I wonder if he can make it vibrate.

    • @grannykiller
      @grannykiller 5 лет назад +3

      I read this in George Costanzas voice

    • @AustinJFerret
      @AustinJFerret 5 лет назад +5

      I've heard of a "battery operated boyfriend" but this is ridiculous.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 3 года назад +1

      @@davidkosa I don't see why not I can make my arm/hand vibrate(useful for fast clicking as well as other things if you have a girlfriend) with my feeble human motor control abilities Data definitely could

  • @alexrousseau339
    @alexrousseau339 5 лет назад +49

    Data : i hate this .... it is revolting !!!
    Guinan : more ?
    Data : please.
    lol that made me laugh way more than it should.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 года назад

      he graduated from emotional to being a teenage male

  • @jessicaslater4243
    @jessicaslater4243 6 лет назад +63

    Soooo...why did Soong program Data with multiple sexual techniques, but not give him the ability to whistle or use contractions?! I get that Data needs to be able to interact with humans, but I'm fairly sure whistling and proper grammar are more commonly employed than sex, unless Soong was crazy popular with the ladies and wanted Data to follow suit.

    • @MateDrinker33
      @MateDrinker33 6 лет назад +2

      Jessica Slater: :D

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 3 года назад +18

      Well data has been known to contribute to his own programing so he could have done the research himself

    • @dazzlernator
      @dazzlernator Год назад +3

      Lore alleged that Data can't use contractions by design in an effort to make him sound "less perfect" among humans than Lore. To refrain from using contractions or be unable to do so doesn't mean Data lacks "proper grammar". If anything, his grammar is strictly formal.

    • @excrono
      @excrono Год назад +1

      It was the least Dr. Soong could do, take away a lot of his humanity by design but still let him enjoy himself.
      Enjoying physical intimacy does not require emotion, boy if that ain’t the truth.

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 Год назад +2

      Maybe he wanted Data to develop to the point he could have sexual relationships and wanted him to be able to be a good lover.

  • @anjetto1
    @anjetto1 6 лет назад +47

    "Programmed in multiple techniques" is shockingly erotic.

    • @bobpage6597
      @bobpage6597 5 лет назад +9

      "A broad variety of pleasuring........" oooo err hahaha!

  • @drsch
    @drsch 5 лет назад +43

    Bent Spiner is one of the most underrated actors ever.

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 5 месяцев назад

      Pittsburgh the guy has both Asperger's and ADD

  • @LadyEvilest
    @LadyEvilest 6 лет назад +27

    I really wanted to hear the joke about the monk, the clone and the Ferengi. Here's a good Ferengi joke! How many Ferengi does it take to change a dilithium crystal? Four. One to buy the crystal, one to negotiate for a lower price, one to change the crystal and one to sell the burnt out crystal to a Pakled.

  • @sebastianfaber3754
    @sebastianfaber3754 5 лет назад +39

    "Lore: I love you brother
    Data: Goodbye Lore"
    One of the saddest scenes in TNG

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 Год назад

      I wonder after he got his emotion chip if he ever had a moment where he looks back at that moment and feels remorse.

    • @sebastianfaber3754
      @sebastianfaber3754 Год назад

      @@Btester2 Well, that is incredibly interesting. I WOULD NOT survive feeling everything at once (or in a very short timespan), so it would be wise if this chip had somethingl ike a feeling buffer

  • @joecoates0
    @joecoates0 6 лет назад +56

    “One is my name, the other is not” you missed that one

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 лет назад +4

      when pulaski called him data instead of data.

  • @truluvpassions
    @truluvpassions 6 лет назад +32

    The boobs firming up comment still gets me to smirk every time.
    Data breaking out into laughter and his life forms moments are probably my absolute favorite in the entire series. That and the scene where Data has Worf take care of Spot and he sneezes at the end.

    • @gabrielsierra6890
      @gabrielsierra6890 3 месяца назад +1

      After the boob thing, I was expecting Worf's response and then the fighters came up, LOL

  • @EvilMariobot
    @EvilMariobot 7 лет назад +111

    You missed "Vamoose, ya varmint!"

  • @cydaliaacevedo8635
    @cydaliaacevedo8635 7 лет назад +85

    Did you damage your face, Data? lol

    • @4HBirtcher
      @4HBirtcher 6 лет назад +4

      I can never recall Brent Spinner having a beard before!!

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 5 лет назад

      Did you damage your face, lmao

    • @riverdealer
      @riverdealer 5 лет назад +2

      @@4HBirtcher - the beard was gone in the next scene

  • @ynotski9
    @ynotski9 5 лет назад +16

    The Best Bit is at the end when Data stops laughing turns, looks at the crew and burst out laughing again.

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 6 лет назад +37

    "My timing is digital."

  • @DeathTheKid10
    @DeathTheKid10 6 лет назад +64

    That 'Oh shit' had me actually crying with laughter when I first saw it... Good times

    • @riverdealer
      @riverdealer 5 лет назад +2

      i went with a group of friends to see Generations on opening day and all cheered when Data said that

  • @Trowa71
    @Trowa71 5 лет назад +23

    "Take my Worf, please" one of my favourites his him learning to dance with Dr. Crusher. Also his face when he wins a hand of poker and reals in the chips. Bless you Brent Spiner.

  • @chuckyoder5765
    @chuckyoder5765 6 лет назад +19

    " A fistfull of Datas " is one of my favorite episodes .
    Data's Day also .

    • @TheYaddayadda
      @TheYaddayadda 6 лет назад

      One of those episodes is perhaps the most cringe-inducing moments of that or any other TV show ever made. Which one? You know which one.

  • @davidkosa
    @davidkosa 5 лет назад +12

    You missed "I busted him up!" and "Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows...."

  • @stronkie
    @stronkie 6 лет назад +62

    where is :
    Lifeforms , you tiny little life forms , you precious little lifeforms.. where are you .. snaps with his fingers

    • @alexanderjones9572
      @alexanderjones9572 6 лет назад +1

      Mark Stronks Just what I was wondering!

    • @RandomMajin
      @RandomMajin 6 лет назад

      I believe it was one of the movies. Don't remember which one

    • @alexanderjones9572
      @alexanderjones9572 6 лет назад +5

      RandomMajin It was Star Trek Generations, where he'd turned on his emotion chip and was enjoying using it.

    • @RimWulf
      @RimWulf 6 лет назад +2

      Fun fact
      Brent Spiner actually owns that song because the script said *Data sings* in it so he he ad-libbed the entire song, he recently.

    • @scottythegreat1
      @scottythegreat1 5 лет назад +3

      I just....love scanning for lifeforms

  • @chrissmith482
    @chrissmith482 5 лет назад +11

    It's missing my favourite from the episode with the time traveller, at the end in the shuttle.
    'I trust you palm print will open this door whether you are conscious or not.'

  • @juliam9111
    @juliam9111 4 года назад +8

    And this is why I love Data

  • @shaderax_storm6165
    @shaderax_storm6165 6 лет назад +23

    All that knew him, loved him! And all that loved him, knew him.

  • @adamdemgar2798
    @adamdemgar2798 7 лет назад +30

    I hate this! It is revolting!

    • @stombstone
      @stombstone 7 лет назад +15

      More?

    • @EvilMariobot
      @EvilMariobot 7 лет назад +18

      Please.
      Still remember the theater busting out laughing at that. (Also, the "Ooooh shit!" line)

  • @ThatanOmega
    @ThatanOmega 6 лет назад +15

    All that effort to make a SUPER advanced android and you couldn't get the skin and eyes right. Dang It!

    • @supernukey419
      @supernukey419 4 года назад +1

      Or let him use contractions

    • @UwUYT
      @UwUYT 2 года назад +3

      I think it was on purpose. He was never intended to pass as human, which was probably why he looks that way.

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 5 месяцев назад

      He looks more fake without the makeup

  • @MyBlackAA
    @MyBlackAA 6 лет назад +9

    Yes I hate this! It is revolting! Another? Please!

  • @CreeperJ44
    @CreeperJ44 7 лет назад +37

    Data with a beard! OP as hell!

  • @freesaxon6835
    @freesaxon6835 6 лет назад +16

    0:16 poor old data meets a man eater.......

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 5 лет назад +3

      Oh oh here she comes...

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 5 месяцев назад

      And he's like so uncomfortable

  • @cypress1337
    @cypress1337 7 лет назад +94

    If you rub the 2 pixels in this video together you can make fire.

  • @winstonelston5743
    @winstonelston5743 5 лет назад +6

    "Take my Worf...please!"

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard64 6 лет назад +9

    In the beard scene, I always picture this as a tim conway harvey corman sketch where data is conway trying as hard as possible to make everyone else break down laughing.

    • @MykelLinden
      @MykelLinden 6 лет назад +1

      FINALLY, someone else sees it too. :D

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 года назад

      knowing Spiner’s history, it’s the truth

  • @ThePadawanK
    @ThePadawanK 7 лет назад +92

    Westly "say goodbye Data,"
    Data "Goodbye, Data,"
    favorite part! LOL

  • @yamagishisan
    @yamagishisan 6 лет назад +10

    0:41
    I guess that the script writer's of Voyager hadn't seen this when they wrote into The Doctor's script to say that the cold still hadn't been cured yet.

    • @MateDrinker33
      @MateDrinker33 6 лет назад +5

      Yamagashi San: It may have been a bid for more realism on Voyager's part; when you consider that there are over 380+ viruses that cause the cold to vaccinate against on the one hand and the understandable lack of urgency to cure an illness that causes no serious harm to the fast majority of healthy individuals who contract it, to say that could take several centuries to cure successfully is putting it a bit mildly.

  • @andyw3399
    @andyw3399 6 лет назад +7

    Once you go Data you never go back.. lol

  • @cpbomf
    @cpbomf 6 лет назад +8

    The laughter at the end. Stan Laurel. Didn't know that until recently so I thought I'd share it.

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax 6 лет назад +11

    4:53 no matter HOW many times I see that bit, I cry every time.

  • @michaelwalton4017
    @michaelwalton4017 6 лет назад +4

    Omg! Data's secondary job is a sex toy?🤯

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah but only for the librarian

  • @robertbrownjr2123
    @robertbrownjr2123 5 лет назад +9

    "Honey I'm home"...Data used a contraction.

    • @UwUYT
      @UwUYT 2 года назад +2

      Actually, subtitles show he used contractions dozens of times throughout each season! Kind of annoying ngl

  • @Orca19904
    @Orca19904 Год назад +3

    "Greetings USS Titan. This is your friendly positronic pissed-off security system, back online. Unwanted guests and monologuing protoplasms, I am initiating an immediate shift change."

  • @jaquan6969
    @jaquan6969 5 лет назад +3

    Mr. Hopson, you will carry out my orders 😎😎😎😎😎 or I will relieve you of duty

  • @natsudraagneeelfairytail9556
    @natsudraagneeelfairytail9556 5 лет назад +2

    I hate this it is revolting
    More
    Please

  • @artisticgoose5670
    @artisticgoose5670 6 лет назад +4

    When Data started laughing at 6:04.... HAHAHAHA Picard’s face, omg omg omg I can’t keep my laughter in!!! Even Counsellor Troi was laughing LOLOL

  • @karrskarr
    @karrskarr 5 лет назад +4

    Best acting laugh ever at the end! :P

  • @dopiaza2006
    @dopiaza2006 6 лет назад +4

    There....are....FOUR....pixels...

  • @themonopolyguy4365
    @themonopolyguy4365 5 лет назад +3

    Seems like he had a little more emotion the first couple seasons...even though he technically had none

  • @wildlydistraughtindividual
    @wildlydistraughtindividual 6 лет назад +10

    Take my Worf. Please!

  • @scotty_james
    @scotty_james 5 лет назад +4

    “Take my Worf. Please.” Classic Rodney Dangerfield

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 года назад

      actually it’s Henny Youngman, similar style but the true originator of it

  • @90lancaster
    @90lancaster 7 лет назад +8

    Why did Data just call Wesley a Reed Sea Pedestrian ?

    • @adamdemgar2798
      @adamdemgar2798 7 лет назад

      90 Lancaster at what second did he say that?

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 7 лет назад +6

      I was making a joke about how Data sounds like he's saying "A Jew" rather than "Achoo" as Wesley enters +0:38 . Red sea (or Reed Sea if you prefer - that is an argument for another place) Pedestrian being a way Brian refers to himself in Life of Brian when he is stating how he's proud to be a Jew.

  • @fuhue5945
    @fuhue5945 6 лет назад +3

    Data, more man than most men

  • @sharondieben
    @sharondieben 5 лет назад +2

    LOVE DATA.

  • @yoshikitakaya7871
    @yoshikitakaya7871 5 лет назад +2

    Data is THE MAN 👏👍💯

  • @TheMouseMasterYT
    @TheMouseMasterYT Год назад +1

    TNG-Data-with-a-beard is giving my Keanu-Reeves-John-Wick vibes.

  • @dreamofsprings
    @dreamofsprings 2 года назад +1

    I like that data shoe emotions all the time

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim Год назад +1

    Data sneezing, followed up by "A cold what?" broke me

  • @Btester2
    @Btester2 Год назад +1

    Dr. Soong programed the entire karma sutra into Data! Haha

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 3 года назад +2

    Im Q.

  • @alysonneharris2445
    @alysonneharris2445 6 лет назад +3

    Data's sneeze isn't that great!

  • @sandorfalusi3486
    @sandorfalusi3486 6 лет назад +1

    Too bad that most are only good when you know the context. You should upload full scenes.

  • @SleepingForestGaming
    @SleepingForestGaming 7 лет назад +37

    5:41 thank me later

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 6 лет назад +1

    That first scene. Data is a lucky ******* and how the hell did he grow that beard?

  • @robertbrownjr2123
    @robertbrownjr2123 5 лет назад +1

    Damn Gordie let the Android laugh.

  • @Tubeite
    @Tubeite 6 лет назад +4

    6:00 Is Data related to Stan Laurel?

    • @bennozappenduster8557
      @bennozappenduster8557 6 лет назад +4

      This is one thing I have noticed on several occasions and wonder if anyone knows whether he is a fan of Stanley Laurel.

    • @jeremyjones5455
      @jeremyjones5455 6 лет назад +4

      Here is a picture of Brent Spiner, dressed as Stan Laurel. I saw it in a magazine many years ago. There was an article with it, where he talked about his admiration for Laurel.
      data2364.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/member10.jpg

    • @bennozappenduster8557
      @bennozappenduster8557 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks a lot, this answers my question.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 Год назад +1

    When he found Spot 🐈 I cried in the theatre.

  • @private5672
    @private5672 6 лет назад +7

    Oh hi Mark zucc

  • @alexanderjones9572
    @alexanderjones9572 6 лет назад +5

    Data should have kept the beard through the rest of the series and the films!

  • @coreymorrell6272
    @coreymorrell6272 6 лет назад +1

    Denise Crosby was a hot tamale.

  • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
    @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 6 лет назад +1

    1:50 SHUT DOWN BY THE P-SQUAD!

  • @Torus2112
    @Torus2112 6 лет назад +1

    My timing is digital.

  • @phoenixzion82
    @phoenixzion82 7 лет назад +19

    Sorry, the quotes from early Seasons are campy. The later seasons are far better.

    • @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_
      @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_ 7 лет назад +10

      phoenixzion82 its part of the charm. if you dont have memories watching the old episodes with your dad as a kid, you lose

    • @mountainguyed67
      @mountainguyed67 6 лет назад +2

      The meaning of which depends on if you like camping or not.

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 5 лет назад +1

      Good camp is awesome. Grow up.

  • @intorainbowzOG
    @intorainbowzOG 6 лет назад +1

    How is the Cat poem not on here?

  • @ChompChomp_
    @ChompChomp_ 6 лет назад

    I'm surprised that there isn't single comment referencing detroit: become human

  • @jaquan6969
    @jaquan6969 5 лет назад

    Sandler up.... Lock and load ----- first contact

  • @jaquan6969
    @jaquan6969 5 лет назад

    data was dempted by the Borg queen--- first contact

  • @victorsalisbury3554
    @victorsalisbury3554 Год назад

    Data year 3000

  • @Eddie42023
    @Eddie42023 5 лет назад

    1:15 I wonder if those reactions were natural. ie: unrehearsed.

  • @adventuressurvivalinthailand
    @adventuressurvivalinthailand 6 лет назад +3

    "a disease my mum said humans used to get" LOL sorry Star Trek, super fail there in MHO. So we are so perfect in a couple of hundred years that we don't catch colds

    • @Zapnl
      @Zapnl 6 лет назад +1

      'The cold' is simply a viral infection. It's really not far fetched that in a few hundred years those can be completely rooted out, especially in a limited space like a starship.

    • @JonathanJK
      @JonathanJK 6 лет назад

      There is actually talk of it being a thing of the past in an article I read last month. Be an optimistic person for our collective progress.

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 лет назад

      Probably could cure it easily but better that people just let it happen. It's not harmful and it's much easier to let the immune system keep itself strong than to have to immunise against every disease there is

    • @ElKabong3345
      @ElKabong3345 6 лет назад

      If you isolate a viral infection long enough, it can "die" actually.
      There are some diseases out there, very viral, that have actually gone extinct due to bad timing and bad luck on their parts.
      I like how in Disney's The Legend of Tarzan the cartoon, they briefly cover this, that if you're unearthing things, you run the chance of _stirring_ the ground and resurfacing diseases.

  • @roberts3741
    @roberts3741 5 лет назад

    There are no colds in the 24th century.

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 6 лет назад

    At 1:08 General Zod from Superman.

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 3 года назад

    Wait....

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 3 года назад

    Or

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 3 года назад

    Or

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599
    @mikeymcmikeface5599 5 лет назад

    Confusing video and badly edited. How did you arrive at the number 25?

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 3 года назад

    Shenzon

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 3 года назад

    Im Data.

  • @Sam_T2000
    @Sam_T2000 6 лет назад +2

    why do they let a child with no formal training pilot the flagship of the fleet? are there not actual trained pilots who have worked their whole career for such a chance?

  • @BlueMorpho15
    @BlueMorpho15 Год назад +2

    Riker: Let me get this straight, you want me to take off your head?
    Data: Yes sir
    That’s too funny 😂

  • @shanepye7078
    @shanepye7078 5 лет назад

    My timing is digital...

  • @aesthetic_wreck5574
    @aesthetic_wreck5574 4 года назад

    5:49 can someone please give context????

    • @lykos832f5
      @lykos832f5 2 года назад +1

      He overheard some of the women talking about how the planet was affecting them, and one of them asks the other “have you noticed how your boobs have started firming up?”.
      Data then walks over to Worf, who begins talking about how the planet is affecting him, and data then repeats the question he heard earlier to him.

  • @iycephoenixx4249
    @iycephoenixx4249 5 лет назад

    1:26 I lost it

  • @Girhin
    @Girhin 6 лет назад

    5:41 just about sums up my day today.

  • @Imjakejones2322
    @Imjakejones2322 4 года назад

    4:01 man that shit hit me like Mike Tyson

  • @intergalacticthoughtcrimin9763
    @intergalacticthoughtcrimin9763 6 лет назад

    Spot!

  • @echo117a2
    @echo117a2 8 лет назад +6

    0:58 Why are the combadges on the wrong side

    • @larzo4462
      @larzo4462 8 лет назад +26

      Hope you where joking, its a mirror bro.

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 6 лет назад

      For the life of me, I do not know.

  • @noahlipsky6547
    @noahlipsky6547 6 лет назад

    4:33

  • @NANA4bacon
    @NANA4bacon 7 лет назад

    :))