Dhar Mann's MOST Insane Video

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 4 года назад +1069

    The fact that Jen has lived to her 20s is a miracle.

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 года назад +17

      Ikr

    • @kingdingaling3376
      @kingdingaling3376 4 года назад +105

      Jen is the type of person to fall for the tricks on wish where the price is $0 but the shipping is $11,000

    • @maxinefinnfoxen
      @maxinefinnfoxen 4 года назад +15

      More like a curse

    • @samanthashuey1763
      @samanthashuey1763 4 года назад +12

      Most likely its due to playing the nice card as a shield to hide her nasty personality

    • @lightningbolt9741
      @lightningbolt9741 4 года назад +2

      Tru

  • @Gelime_
    @Gelime_ 4 года назад +645

    "I'm driving so you have no choice" uh. Call your boyfriend to pick you up.

    • @talynhastime9343
      @talynhastime9343 4 года назад +60

      Or Call an Uber! 🤦‍♀️ WALK.

    • @Gelime_
      @Gelime_ 4 года назад +57

      Calling her boyfriend would be the safest as she is in an unsafe situation. 🤷‍♀️

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 года назад +48

      Calling her BF would be the safest option, but almost anything would have been better than letting that dude get her to another location that he is in control of. Also, if she got away, at least someone would have been able to tell the cops who Jen was last seen with because Jen is clearly an idiot who has no self-preservation instincts.

    • @nubiibranch4583
      @nubiibranch4583 4 года назад +14

      @@angygremlin4423 "If I'm at a location, I never want to go to a secondary location!"

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 4 года назад

      Yea

  • @lexiimaid4200
    @lexiimaid4200 4 года назад +722

    Moral of the story; Don’t go to Mr. Purple TicTac guys party’s they suck.

    • @glitchydood1558
      @glitchydood1558 4 года назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @cat.knives
      @cat.knives 4 года назад +17

      The man behind the slaughter

    • @truespiderlover
      @truespiderlover 4 года назад +4

      W h y is this comment *so* underrated

    • @IAmMoonAstraea
      @IAmMoonAstraea 4 года назад +5

      *Purple TicTac guy*
      Oml I can’t, that’s amazing
      Edit: I get the whole TicTac thing now, just got to that part of the video.

    • @uniplayz5582
      @uniplayz5582 4 года назад +3

      TicTac*

  • @entchen6676
    @entchen6676 4 года назад +272

    "Your table will be ready SHORTly"
    More importantly: Why hasn't he broken up with HER yet?

    • @samanthashuey1763
      @samanthashuey1763 4 года назад +9

      Most likely he believes he can help her but, tic tac man had to make her realize that she was dumb to trust JEN

    • @onebilliontacos3405
      @onebilliontacos3405 4 года назад +2

      I was thinking of that line exactly lol

    • @TheHiddenDirector
      @TheHiddenDirector 3 года назад +2

      @@samanthashuey1763 They were talking about the short guy and his bitchy girlfriend in the second video.

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ 3 года назад

      fr fr fr

  • @ohana21984
    @ohana21984 4 года назад +716

    no, no, no, no Jen, he doesnt hate YOU, he just hates he *idea* of you

    • @midnightmoon9148
      @midnightmoon9148 4 года назад +4

      I love your profile pic

    • @ohana21984
      @ohana21984 4 года назад +6

      @@midnightmoon9148 thank you loL, I made it a few weeks ago😂😂😂 it’s name is polaf and it’s parents are peppa and olaf

    • @ratqaws
      @ratqaws 4 года назад +1

      lmfao

    • @cavesplorer
      @cavesplorer 4 года назад +2

      tessa violet intensities

    • @IAmMoonAstraea
      @IAmMoonAstraea 4 года назад +1

      @@ohana21984 Ah yes, *Polaf the Pigman*

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 4 года назад +382

    "It's not about what's in the outside, it's about what's in the inside"
    Thats basically "Short people are ugly, but that doesnt mean you cant love them"

    • @thepan4ever
      @thepan4ever 4 года назад +19

      ...what?
      Edit: after actually watching the video this makes more sense but still kinda weird

    • @asallyfacefan468
      @asallyfacefan468 4 года назад +10

      ...blue stop sign....
      *flash back to watching undertale play through*

    • @callalily3110
      @callalily3110 4 года назад +45

      Nah more like
      "Short people are ugly, but if they buy you gifts and compliments you, then it's okay"

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 года назад +27

      @@callalily3110 It's okay to be short, as long as you are rich :)

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +3

      @@Roozyj im fucked then

  • @rakibrayhan112
    @rakibrayhan112 4 года назад +458

    'If your friend hugs you, they'll probably drug you'
    This a sizeable comment now

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 4 года назад +12

      I dont know who doesnt hug their friends with the hand with a cup by my side, not cause I'm scared I'll get drugged, its cause I'm clumsy and I don't want to spill my drink on my friends

    • @hecker5605
      @hecker5605 4 года назад +2

      @@crow3467 ikr who does that

    • @angelreilly8312
      @angelreilly8312 4 года назад

      I wish there was a haha react to this!

    • @crossplayed
      @crossplayed 4 года назад +2

      Really? Cause I don’t hug my friends and I’ve drugged them
      ( THIS IS A JOKE! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT )

    • @him1517
      @him1517 4 года назад

      @@crow3467 them just put the cup down...

  • @AnymousScreams
    @AnymousScreams 4 года назад +197

    Even if Jen was driving, she could have gotten a cab, right? An Uber? Dhar Mann needs to get with the times. She probably would have called her boyfriend first, though.

  • @darkphoenix9812
    @darkphoenix9812 4 года назад +165

    I love how Joinen totally predicted the older guys character before he even said a word

  • @garbagegremlins4707
    @garbagegremlins4707 4 года назад +261

    It’s usually the men who freak out with a tall girlfriend rather than the girlfriend being mad

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 4 года назад +51

      Maybe, but there are girls who refuse to date a guy shorter than them.
      But as usual for Dhar man's characters it would never manifest in this way in a million years.

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 4 года назад +7

      @speedierllama I guess, but the existence of women who will admit that they refuse to date a shorter guy hints at a spectrum of unspoken attitudes. There are probably women who would date a shorter guy, but might feel self-conscious about it. But again, it's Dhar man here, there's no way the situation would manifest in such a cartoony manner.

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 4 года назад +2

      @speedierllama Right, but it's a spectrum. Not all preferences have a harsh cut off point for instance. Some people may have no real height preference personally but feel embarrassed because of societal expectations.I could easily see someone ending feeling self conscious or weird about a height difference, but not enough to not pursue or break off a relationship.

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 4 года назад

      @speedierllama I'm not prescribing anything. I'm just describing the way things are.
      People tend to be fluid with their preferences and behaviors.

    • @polina-rs4lr
      @polina-rs4lr 4 года назад +5

      @@GivenFailure yeah, that's mostly an american thing tho. I see so many american memes about short guys, it's even almost a requirement to mention your height on tinder for some reason?? what's up with americans and their obsession with tall men?

  • @YurinanAcquiline
    @YurinanAcquiline 4 года назад +103

    The pair of heels as a gift was hilarious. I once dated a man. I constantly said that I was hypersensitive with severe allergies. I constantly told him that I could not wear perfumes or even scented lotions. He bought me perfume. We broke up soon after.

    • @BadWolfSilence
      @BadWolfSilence 4 года назад +11

      Oof glad you broke up with him

    • @candycandy2070
      @candycandy2070 4 года назад +19

      Don’t date people who attempt to poison you

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 4 года назад +21

      @@candycandy2070 I did ask him if he did not listen to me or was just trying to kill me? He got so angry.

    • @candycandy2070
      @candycandy2070 4 года назад +5

      @@YurinanAcquiline I call it attempt poison so he gets tossed to the curb

    • @polina-rs4lr
      @polina-rs4lr 4 года назад +16

      @@YurinanAcquiline hahahaaha why was he mad tho, totally a valid question on your part

  • @borderlinekitten
    @borderlinekitten 4 года назад +447

    Was about to study but this is more important

  • @randim.7657
    @randim.7657 4 года назад +230

    Damn, old man's arthritis meds are wicked strong...

    • @Pepperjack1986
      @Pepperjack1986 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @sandpitturtle3577
      @sandpitturtle3577 4 года назад +7

      I’m pretty sure that was poison. Nobody can convince me that it isn’t poison.

  • @whitewolf6886
    @whitewolf6886 4 года назад +465

    why would u trust purple guy? he looks sus on his own, not even knowing he is a murderer.. fnaf fan anyone?

    • @KeinAbendessen
      @KeinAbendessen 4 года назад +11

      I just thought about the musical from random encounters with the Game theorist. Was kind of dissapointet they used the purple among us guy for it 😂😂

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 года назад +9

      Did Fnaf Purple guy Predict the Mass imposter that is Purple (I usaully play purple)

    • @cramage9374
      @cramage9374 4 года назад +3

      Me :) I’m also a fnaf fan

    • @teqiv3654
      @teqiv3654 4 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @twistedandnate.2299
      @twistedandnate.2299 4 года назад +1

      They never learn I guess.And yes,I am a fnaf fan.

  • @carolineisntsweet
    @carolineisntsweet 4 года назад +152

    Bro he’s like two inches shorter than her

  • @YashaVatrushka
    @YashaVatrushka 4 года назад +56

    Jay : but babe, I tried so hard to buy your affection
    Kate : 'k but u short
    They're both kinda toxic tbh

    • @Pepperjack1986
      @Pepperjack1986 4 года назад +9

      I saw that, too. They both seemed shallow

  • @setton1392
    @setton1392 4 года назад +76

    They couldn't have thought up a more generic line?? "Good things come in small packages " Oh for crying out loud...

    • @ducky2379
      @ducky2379 4 года назад +7

      The quote from the second vid is so elementary, like who's actually having a change of heart after watching it?

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 4 года назад +123

    I guess he stopped luring kids to the backroom in a Bunny suit and now lures ladies to his house.

    • @idealistic6440
      @idealistic6440 4 года назад +3

      oh yes.

    • @ihatescottsdale251
      @ihatescottsdale251 4 года назад +3

      👁👄👁

    • @ratqaws
      @ratqaws 4 года назад +2

      GDHNDGHNDFHND

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад

      @Breezi McKinney :D

    • @zmohler2011
      @zmohler2011 4 года назад +2

      And then his wife slaps him with her shoe because he has a wife or had one

  • @benadrylsmoke5481
    @benadrylsmoke5481 4 года назад +85

    isn't there a whole video game franchise on why you shouldn't trust people who always wear purple

  • @glitchydood1558
    @glitchydood1558 4 года назад +63

    "Purple is sus"
    me: THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTERRRR-

  • @angygremlin4423
    @angygremlin4423 4 года назад +33

    14:45
    Then wear the shoes. It's not like he's telling you that you can't wear heels. This sounds like a you problem.

  • @GothicPoet93
    @GothicPoet93 4 года назад +101

    I looked up heelys after this. They do still exist, but mostly in "youth" sizes with very few adult options. They do still exist though, which is awesome

    • @garbagegremlins4707
      @garbagegremlins4707 4 года назад +1

      Since a lot of state craft still uses them I’m not surprised

    • @laniejane0803
      @laniejane0803 4 года назад +4

      I was literally thinking about how I wanted heelys.... now I’m sad they only exist in youth sizes haha

  • @valentinaciccarelli7228
    @valentinaciccarelli7228 4 года назад +37

    The second video has terrible morals. The second girlfriend basically says "it's fine to date someone you're not attracted to, as long as he pays and gives you compliments"

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 4 года назад +3

      Well maybe someone is not very good-looking / attractive but if they are nice to you and love you then I dont see what is wrong with that

  • @melindarivera6598
    @melindarivera6598 4 года назад +69

    Those "turn up" pills are most definitely tiktacs! Lol

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 4 года назад +6

      They're either tick tacs or tylenol

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 4 года назад

      @@ayajade6683 tictacs still in the tic tac box.

    • @scorcherfox029
      @scorcherfox029 3 года назад

      yeah they sure look like them too lol

  • @citrusskip
    @citrusskip 4 года назад +61

    ok so jen never got the jacket... also short king’s girlfriend was all like “i dont want people to know im dating a short guy” but shes out and about with him on dates??? like girl dont ever stay with someone if yall have to be secretive about it but also YOU ARE OUTSIDE AT A RESTAURANT ON A DATE WITH HIM! PEOPLE ARE GONNA KNOW YALL TOGETHER! Dhar Mann villains really arent human

  • @denizkaragullu6239
    @denizkaragullu6239 4 года назад +8

    5:28 It is not the first time I've seen someone use that threat in a video/movie from the US. Why not just use public transportation to go back home if you really don't want to go to that party? I am beginning to think there isn't any public transportation there lol

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 4 года назад +2

      USA public transportation seems to be hell. I never used it except for Greyhound or planes between cities but I went out on my own once. The buses were impossible to get. I never even saw a bus even though the app said that buses ran. Uber was how I travelled. I had other people reserve them for me. I could not find taxis. Also, Americans look down on public transport.

    • @denizkaragullu6239
      @denizkaragullu6239 4 года назад +2

      @@YurinanAcquiline Oh wow that kinda sucks. I live in Istanbul and my boyfriend's+many of my friends' families have cars but they still use public transportation to come to school etc. Our busses/metros/ships are pretty good, clean and cheap. But I guess it's a necessity. Istanbul already has a huge traffic problem, it would be impossible to get around the city if everyone used private cars lol.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 27 дней назад

      The automotive industry took over here in the US during the latter half of the 20th century, to the point that governments won’t really invest in public transportation. So, while we do have it, it’s limited. Places outside major metro areas usually have none at all. If you don’t have a car, you’re not going anywhere. And for mid-sized cities like the one where I live, it runs on a limited schedule with limited routes and stops, so it may not be practical outside of the downtown area and commercial districts. I’m a 10-minute walk away from the nearest stop, but many other residents could live a mile or two away from the nearest stop. Requests for new stops and routes go through the city, and could take years to implement, if the city bothers at all. Ridesharing is definitely feasible, but can get expensive. I will say, I think most Dhar Mann videos take place around Los Angeles, which is enormous, and may have more options for public transit, but I’ve never been.

  • @catelynh1020
    @catelynh1020 4 года назад +199

    Video starts:
    Joinen: did she actually die?!
    Me: oh, i thought he killed her.
    Guess i'll have to watch the whole thing to find out more
    --after watching the girl backstab video
    Not...not what i expected. When i went drinking with a friend on her birthday, she drank quite a lot since it took me about 2 hours to finish one drink but still was smart enough to not drive and listened to me when i said we were done for the night when people started acting creepy to us and she was kinda receptive.
    For the second video, i am just as confused as joinen that they are even this far in the relationship. What was this, a blind date? If so, they're acting too familiar with each other.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +11

      Then again, you and your friend are human beings, not Dhar Mann characters

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 4 года назад +3

      @@lvbboi9 True.
      Scripted stories usually take a different approach to relationships and interactions, that's why it's usually pretty easy to tell, whether it is a film or not.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +3

      @@kaydubsthekoifish Its easy to tell in Dhar Mann, films tend to have a pretty good representations on relationships (depends om the film obviously)
      But Dhar Mann pushes it so much that its not believable for the style he's going for

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 4 года назад +1

      @@lvbboi9 Also true.
      You need to have some really good writers to make it believable, I agree.
      But I still think you can tell the difference pretty easily.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 4 года назад +1

      @@lvbboi9 true, true

  • @edenbeth
    @edenbeth 4 года назад +84

    She was disappointed in the heels because they weren't Gucci slides😑smh he deserves to be dumbed with his bad style

  • @lisasmiles3318
    @lisasmiles3318 4 года назад +56

    I absolutely did not get controlling boyfriend vibes.
    Also, when you went slow-mo in the first clip, my kid thought you were speaking whale (humpback whales are his favourite animal). He grabbed his whale toys and ran over to see. Lmao.

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 4 года назад +3

      I did for the first couple seconds but the more he talked the less I got that vibe

    • @lisasmiles3318
      @lisasmiles3318 4 года назад +9

      @@hideakisorachi3953 I know somebody who was in a very similar situation, except she dumped her boyfriend for being controlling, and then went out with her shady friend, and some scary shit happened.
      So maybe that's why I didn't get a controlling vibe.

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 года назад +4

      That’s cute...

    • @lisasmiles3318
      @lisasmiles3318 4 года назад +6

      @@RaraZeCat it is. He absolutely loves whales, and when we watch Finding Nemo, he waist patiently for Dory to start speaking whale, it makes him so happy, lol.

    • @anne-zh2kd
      @anne-zh2kd 4 года назад +7

      @@lisasmiles3318 I see a future in marine biology. Go forth little man! I am sure whales like you too!

  • @KeinAbendessen
    @KeinAbendessen 4 года назад +203

    I would marry a guy like Joinen.
    Don't care how tall he is, as long as he buys me Gucci slides 😘❤

    • @cooKieS_XP
      @cooKieS_XP 4 года назад +9

      U have competition 😈

    • @KeinAbendessen
      @KeinAbendessen 4 года назад +21

      @PILAR MARTINEZ imagine a full restaurant. You two having dinner. Great time and then you get kind of nervous, start a long sentence about how much you love him, as you slowly take out a big was shoe carton and fall down on your knees. You pop the question and open up the cover of the carton, just to reveal the most beautiful thing on earth: these darn Gucci slides. He starts to cry and can't say anything for a moment before he starts to nod a little. You take of his old worn out shoes and put on the Gucci slides. They fit him perfect and you two get into a beautiful hug and kiss, as the people around you start to crap and take videos, b3fore the music slowly fades away and the curtains fall back down. The end❤
      .... sorry I got carried away a little 😂😂

    • @KeinAbendessen
      @KeinAbendessen 4 года назад +2

      @@cooKieS_XP I don't 😂 if I keep everything in my head there is no competition 😂😂

    • @moistfijiwater
      @moistfijiwater 4 года назад +10

      @@KeinAbendessen people around you start to crap xDDD

    • @KeinAbendessen
      @KeinAbendessen 4 года назад +2

      @@moistfijiwater 😂😂😂 I can understand that 😂😂

  • @slucarios
    @slucarios 4 года назад +73

    I mean that’s a more literal take on the word backstabber

  • @freixas18
    @freixas18 4 года назад +29

    Dahr Mann is such a Chad. He truly believes that a relationship is built around gifts and compliments. Short guy is not nice, he is just paying.

  • @stacie7766
    @stacie7766 3 года назад +4

    3:01
    It seems as though Jen has ALREADY lost the jacket. Seriously, where the hell is it??? 🤔 She doesn't pick it up when they leave or anything, so it's not on the back of the chair or anything.

  • @mlc-projects
    @mlc-projects 4 года назад +9

    The worms virus pandemic has now reached the dhar mann universe, we're next
    symptoms:
    - sneaking food EVERYWHERE
    - eating shoulders

  • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
    @justkittensbeingkittens5892 4 года назад +43

    Smh people dating dudes that aren’t 30ft tall??? I bet he doesn’t even have an 80pack

  • @Flame-rp6yq
    @Flame-rp6yq 3 года назад +4

    “Kate? How have you been?”
    Miserable darling as usual, perfectly _wretched!_

  • @krystencabbage1032
    @krystencabbage1032 4 года назад +47

    I would also be a bit upset if my boyfriend got me high heels, but that’s because I’m clumsy and he knows I can barely walk in flats lol

    • @VoidbornYordle
      @VoidbornYordle 4 года назад +9

      But who buys shoes as a gift in general? The chance that the shoes fit well is soooooo small (maybe that's just me tho)

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 года назад +9

      @@VoidbornYordle Yeeh unless you're picking them out together and the other person offers to pay for them, or if someone is super excited about some shoes but thinks they're too expensive... But you don't just randomly buy shoes for someone xD

    • @VoidbornYordle
      @VoidbornYordle 4 года назад +2

      @@Roozyj EXACTLY!!!

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 года назад +8

      @@VoidbornYordle The other thing that weirds me out is that she has a tantrum about it and then throws down the box IN PUBLIC. She can't just tell him that she doesn't like being taller than him and that she doesn't want heels because of that. She didn't even tell him that in the first scene! The communication skills are LACKING.

  • @mksabourinable
    @mksabourinable 4 года назад +10

    Uh why is Chris just like "man... No...." And not frantically trying to figure out where his gf is??? Like??????? Buddy doesn't know what happened, he should be calling and texting everyone she knows, seeing if he can track her phone, going to the place they last were, etc, etc.
    Like that's a normal human reaction to "someone said something was wrong and now isn't responding" not.... Quietly and calmly putting your head in your hands after calling once or twice and not getting an answer????? Tf????

  • @lemolea9571
    @lemolea9571 4 года назад +43

    Thought the guy was gonna drug and put them in his basement whilst they were out arguing. She could be just passed out, the depiction of how she felt after the drug kinda reminds me of valium or morphine. You can get some wicked blackouts on those, especially if it's your first time. Just some hope that she might have survived :)

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 4 года назад +38

    I've dated girls that were taller than me, and guys that were shorter than me. Height has never once been a factor for me. It's strange to me that there legitimately are girls in the world who refuse to date guys shorter than them. It's such a dumb reason to not date someone

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 года назад +4

      I'd have immediately broke up with her when she had the tatrum and threw the shoes instead of talking things out like a rational adult. Especially since he had another tantrum previously. She seems to be a bitter person who lets her own self-imposed issues harm her relationships and then acts like it's everyone else's fault. This is a definitely a corny story, but the character still seems like a miserable slug.

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 4 года назад +5

      I don't really care about height either, the problem is that I'm only 5 foot 2 so any guy shorter than me is normally way younger and I dont wanna do that. I'm a minor so age differences matter a little more than if I were a fully grown adult with another grown adult. if they were the same age as me then I definitely woudnt care though

    • @anne-zh2kd
      @anne-zh2kd 4 года назад +1

      I am like 5 feet and I don't care if a guy is shorter than me. I wish i was 2 meters tall and buff, though

  • @alittlelessthanok
    @alittlelessthanok 4 года назад +96

    "hello ladies, uwuwuwuwu"

  • @yati_xox
    @yati_xox 4 года назад +13

    I actually understand her in both of the videos. I'm almost 6'0 and extremely insecure about my height. Fiding someone taller than me, with whom I wouldn't feel like a giant, was almost impossible. On the other hand, she's rude.

    • @valentinaciccarelli7228
      @valentinaciccarelli7228 4 года назад +3

      Everybody is allowed to have preferences. What Dhar Mann should have said is that when you love someone, they become more and more beautiful to you and those things don't matter much.

    • @yati_xox
      @yati_xox 4 года назад +5

      @@valentinaciccarelli7228 I understand. But if she's feeling uncomfortable about it, they shouldn't show it like that. They should've just broke up, because both sides should be satisfied. At least for me, preferences matter. I had problems with height, with my back and with my insecurities about them and I felt like this video was an insult to my preference. And the boyfriend bought her heels... I would've cried in her place, because it's clearly a sensitive topic for her

    • @yati_xox
      @yati_xox 4 года назад +2

      @@valentinaciccarelli7228 In many videos he said things that could've been said in a better way, in the same video

  • @alyssapc2524
    @alyssapc2524 4 года назад +13

    Dhar mann has some serious internalized misogyny, like, the women are always the victims and the villians, and are always saved by the men or mansplained to, the men are always the heros who explain things to the women (smt the men are also the villians, but my point is that the men are somehow always the heros, the women are never giving the quote unless they were the cheated on as the victim earlier!)

  • @angiewinchester3384
    @angiewinchester3384 4 года назад +21

    Dhar Man: We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives.
    Me: For the better?
    Dhar Man:
    Me: Answer the question!

    • @patrickschardt7724
      @patrickschardt7724 3 года назад +1

      Dhar Man: repeats his first line. We are changing lives

  • @gyoparmacovei1619
    @gyoparmacovei1619 4 года назад +10

    Purple guy: *pulls out tictacs*
    Jen: *happy*
    Other girl: 👁👄👁

  • @Nikki_81
    @Nikki_81 4 года назад +11

    Ok, Dhar Man is recycling stories!
    This one has been done before, but with different actors/actresses!
    Jeesh!
    PS: I LOVE it when you say Smoochie Smoochie! So darn adorable!!! xoxo

    • @KeinAbendessen
      @KeinAbendessen 4 года назад +2

      He has always done this..... and most of the time he does it in a way that is not really cool. He often made the same story twice with different actors in the past.....

  • @janeauger2567
    @janeauger2567 4 года назад +19

    The first one, I understood how the blond felt because just watching it made me feel uncomfortable and I wasn't even in the story, message is, don't let anyone make you do what you don't want to do, if you don't like it you can leave before it could be dangerous.

  • @not_elie6116
    @not_elie6116 4 года назад +26

    Moral: Don’t go to random sus dude’s parties or your best friend will drug you.
    Also, it’s funny to see myself in chat. I laughed when I shouted in chat “JEN IS THE BIGGEST FEMALE DOG”. 😂

  • @ninaneens5797
    @ninaneens5797 4 года назад +7

    Purple really went
    'hey ther bby gorl 😍🤩🤗😘🥰😚😙😝😗😜😫😖🤪🥵😳😤🥴🥺🤠🤡🤧🤭'

  • @19Fenja89
    @19Fenja89 4 года назад +4

    Aw man, Dhar Mann could have made a GREAT pun! "Just be cause they hug you doesn't mean they won't drug you!"
    I guess Jen REALLY wanted to keep that jacket.

  • @tobiokageyama3421
    @tobiokageyama3421 4 года назад +16

    I don’t understand how any of Joinen’s videos get disliked like there all amazing and all deserve a like!!

    • @Kiki-xh1iz
      @Kiki-xh1iz 4 года назад

      YEAH

    • @puschkaa
      @puschkaa 4 года назад +4

      everyone has their own fans. even Dhar Man. ik it's hard to belive. but it's true.

  • @stale_salt
    @stale_salt 4 года назад +29

    Dhar Mann videos are better than sad movies, they always get me tearing up

    • @jay3252
      @jay3252 4 года назад +2

      My Emotional ass can't handle sad stuff but I still watch sad stuff-

    • @MoodlyDoodly
      @MoodlyDoodly 4 года назад

      @@jay3252 same ;-;

  • @shorty.shorty.mcjordie
    @shorty.shorty.mcjordie 4 года назад +24

    As a short person, Idk how to feel about this lol. Also my relationship is opposite of this. My girlfriend type short people and I’m short lol.

  • @angelcoffee1972
    @angelcoffee1972 Год назад +2

    I dont know the Blondie's real name outside of her YT career but, I've seen her in a lot of Dhar Mann videos were she was the villian. She was so good with her acting that I always hated the characters she played as.
    Now I know her "villian arc". The tic-tacs Jen [and Purple Guy/William Afton] gave her made Blondie the "Girl did this and instantly regretted it" character. 💀

    • @sherifflasso
      @sherifflasso 9 месяцев назад

      Her name’s Mair Mulroney :)

  • @luckystudios9703
    @luckystudios9703 4 года назад +5

    10:33 Gotta respect Joinen making a reference to an Australian classic, the "stoner sloth"

  • @melindarivera6598
    @melindarivera6598 4 года назад +27

    Why was she so excited to wear those shoes anyway? They are not that cute! Lol

  • @edenbeth
    @edenbeth 4 года назад +29

    I don't think my 5'2" hobbit self would ever have this problem 🙄

  • @stacie7766
    @stacie7766 3 года назад +2

    14:55
    Hostess: "Your table will be ready SHORTly."
    Girlfriend: "SEE?!?!?! Even the hostess notices how short you are!!!!"
    I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help myself. It was too easy. 😅😂😂

  • @him1517
    @him1517 4 года назад +2

    It’s nice to see Dhar Mann tackling these subjects but the morals are wrong here

  • @becka_tics5166
    @becka_tics5166 4 года назад +20

    You won’t see the light haired girl standing next to the boy friend without heels on because she’s actually slightly shorter than him

  • @MsFlamingoSam
    @MsFlamingoSam 4 года назад +29

    There's something about the way Dhar mann talks that I hate about. He sounds like asking questions to me. Is that how people talk?

    • @missyandere1647
      @missyandere1647 4 года назад +2

      Thank God I'm not the only one

    • @MsFlamingoSam
      @MsFlamingoSam 4 года назад +5

      @@missyandere1647 I mean come on "I hope you like the video????"
      No, I hate everything you stand for and everything that you are.

    • @missyandere1647
      @missyandere1647 4 года назад +2

      @@MsFlamingoSam haha exactly 😂

    • @schnozz4301
      @schnozz4301 4 года назад

      It's called upspeak, where the ends of sentences get rising intonation.

    • @MsFlamingoSam
      @MsFlamingoSam 4 года назад +1

      @@schnozz4301 but people don't normally do that if they're not asking questions. I don't think. Is it like an accent or something?

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 4 года назад +10

    God bless that short black man. He's a treasure of a character.

  • @toasht
    @toasht 4 года назад +13

    I have one question and i want it answered
    Was that old guy wearing a purple shirt or a blue one
    Bc i saw dark blue there , i'm just asking

  • @BionicBee_
    @BionicBee_ 4 года назад +3

    One time I dated a guy that got mad at me because I was taller than him. Still not sure why he wanted to date me in the first place when he cared so much about height. Stupid idiot.

  • @superdupercoolguy69
    @superdupercoolguy69 4 года назад +29

    “Good things come in small packages”
    My 5’7 self, with a biologically female body: 👁👄👁

  • @eldupont3095
    @eldupont3095 4 года назад +4

    LOL "i give you compliments and material things" thats so shallow. even if gifts are one of your love languages!

  • @skelkankaos
    @skelkankaos 4 года назад +4

    why would you be angry that someone is shorter than you? it feels good to be the tall one sometimes

  • @weaselqueen220
    @weaselqueen220 4 года назад +3

    14:07 looking at the height differences when She’s wearing the heel she doesn’t seem that much taller than him if at all.it’s probably fine if she wears shorter heels

  • @razzle8140
    @razzle8140 4 года назад +10

    There was no, "So, you see..."!!!! So I don't see

  • @edpie202
    @edpie202 4 года назад +16

    THE BUFF NERD GUY IS BACK!

  • @ΠερΚαραμπ
    @ΠερΚαραμπ 4 года назад +12

    Dhar mann's videos would have been better if 'who will know' was playing in the background.

  • @Stoopid420
    @Stoopid420 4 года назад +3

    Idot girl: ded
    Jen: Oh no! Anyways...

  • @rainphee
    @rainphee 4 года назад +8

    “i’m driving, so you don’t really have a choice” uh call her boyfriend or an uber??? catch a bus even????? man even if you’re low on money this is worth it

  • @jasminboyette5698
    @jasminboyette5698 4 года назад +3

    Oh my gosh you're so funny and i love hiw wholesome you are the claritin thing and the minty fresh breath and the accent for the creepy purple buttoned unbuttoned shirt guy 😂😂😂😂 im dying. Great videos! You're the bomb 💣

  • @keyparties
    @keyparties 4 года назад +35

    When you want to comment something but all the good comments are taken:

    • @MeowModeFGC
      @MeowModeFGC 4 года назад

      Just become original :)

    • @MeowModeFGC
      @MeowModeFGC 4 года назад

      Be original* idk why my brain defaulted to “become”

    • @phermion
      @phermion 4 года назад

      Wait, wait, wait. I think I may have misunderstood this whole commenting thing. Where do you choose a comment? I have just been making mine up off the top of my head :o

    • @slucarios
      @slucarios 4 года назад +1

      I’m the comment criminal and I’m here to steal the funny comments

    • @keyparties
      @keyparties 4 года назад +1

      @@phermion basically when you think of a comment and someone else had already commented that before you, so you cant comment that.

  • @wandabednarski1306
    @wandabednarski1306 4 года назад +1

    The scenarios Dhar Mann shows us seem very unlikely to happen or then they happen very, very rarely

  • @genie6161
    @genie6161 4 года назад +1

    The short guy video is exactly what incels think the world works like

  • @AnodyneJS
    @AnodyneJS 3 года назад

    I don't know why, but Joinen miming rolling along on Heelys cracked me up every time.

  • @ainsleychambers8000
    @ainsleychambers8000 4 года назад +3

    Joinen out of context: 7:04

  • @cooKieS_XP
    @cooKieS_XP 4 года назад +4

    Petition for Joinen to voice over Dhar Mann vids!!! XD

  • @valeriebauerleinjackson5650
    @valeriebauerleinjackson5650 4 года назад +10

    The people who disliked this video are just a Jenn

  • @thekameha1
    @thekameha1 4 года назад +2

    Whenever i hear Jen i think about Jen from I.T crowd

  • @JosuQuakeAndShake
    @JosuQuakeAndShake 4 года назад +5

    And remember kids, the purple guy is always the man behind the slaughter 🙂✌

  • @amarvelousgeek222
    @amarvelousgeek222 4 года назад +1

    Joinen's accent for purple guy sounded like Pepe Prawn from the muppets

  • @jenna8840
    @jenna8840 4 года назад +3

    So you see.......

  • @BoringTroublemaker
    @BoringTroublemaker 4 года назад +3

    That old blonde dude makes me so uncomfortable

  • @koolkeed1528
    @koolkeed1528 4 года назад +24

    I would never treat my girlfriend like that because I will never get one

    • @maddiedaddy21
      @maddiedaddy21 4 года назад +7

      they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @slucarios
      @slucarios 4 года назад +4

      Mood, my dude

  • @plsstopreplyingtothisaccou5788
    @plsstopreplyingtothisaccou5788 4 года назад +2

    They don't even try to make it sound real 😭😂

  • @Mina_Meow
    @Mina_Meow 4 года назад +1

    that looks so wrong seeing someone that age acting like that women in the second clip does, that really is more like a teenager's behaviour
    that'd also explain how they got together, 'cause at that age you still grow and you only start wearing heals, so she might have outgrown him or only started to be bothered by it when she started wearing heels

  • @janelleaf792
    @janelleaf792 4 года назад +6

    Imagine just joining the stream while he’s doing his Hey ladies impression I would be confused

  • @oliviathomet8337
    @oliviathomet8337 4 года назад +14

    I'm 5'2 so i dont rly have to worry about dating a guy that's shorter than me, but even if I did I don't understand the thing about guy's having to be taller than the girls

    • @phermion
      @phermion 4 года назад +4

      Guys have to be taller than their GF so they can keep checking that there are no spiders on her head

    • @oliviathomet8337
      @oliviathomet8337 4 года назад +3

      @@phermion pffft. I LOOOVE spiders. I want to keep some but my mom won’t allow it lol. I’ve got snakes and lizards to keep me company tho

  • @lultus194
    @lultus194 4 года назад

    I love coming home to a new uploaded Joinen video

  • @animesimp9590
    @animesimp9590 3 года назад +1

    2:48
    todorokiily commented: SANGWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Norah54321
    @Norah54321 4 года назад +10

    The fact that the girl that plats the nice girl here always plays the meanies makes this even weirder

  • @MondliNgwenya.
    @MondliNgwenya. 4 года назад +17

    Well... She didn't live to regret it

  • @Thomperfan
    @Thomperfan 4 года назад

    9:32 For legal reasons, that's a joke. For legal reasons, that's a joke. For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me. That's a joke.

  • @SCARYxKITTY
    @SCARYxKITTY 4 года назад +1

    Kate looks SO MUCH like Lisa from The Room in the second video

  • @djtheduc9720
    @djtheduc9720 4 года назад +5

    I think Dhaman videos are like really cringy, like the villains are unrelateable, but so you see

  • @SamDragontear
    @SamDragontear 4 года назад +13

    Woot I'm early! Fourth time suggesting Joinen play the Seven Seconds Riddles app!

    • @shinydiamonds4565
      @shinydiamonds4565 4 года назад +4

      There’s a seven seconds riddles app???

    • @SamDragontear
      @SamDragontear 4 года назад +2

      @@shinydiamonds4565 Yeah, I saw an add for it while playing solitaire last week!

  • @jillianesantos3459
    @jillianesantos3459 4 года назад +4

    dhar mann back at it again