*Peter's Writers. Meanwhile Miles is just living the luxury life of anime references and powers that are anime references, but somehow they're supposed to fit the Spider theme.
God I hate the canon event shit. It makes no sense when you are doing an infinite multiverse. Hell even within Sony's own canon it makes no sense. Tobey saved both Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy. Andrew saved MCU MJ. Hell if we gotta go deeper then let's go all the way back for Spider-Man TAS the show that came up with the first spiderverse story. There was a Peter who's life went perfect. He was a beloved hero with a public identity, married to Gwen Stacy, He was rich, he has a cool metal suit, UNCLE BEN WAS ALIVE! Where's his canon events?! Miguel probably would have an aneurism from how much it breaks his so called canon rules.
no is like this: Job interviewer : "just one last question, do you hate THE AMAZING spider man? and do you want to make overpower Miles Morales to make him the main spider-man?" Potential writer : "To be honest, yeah" Job interviewer : "You're hired"
@@no.1spidey-fan182dc and marvel comics are full of same character but in different universe poppyhand ideas because of the writers messing up with storyline
You know, sometimes I imagine Miguel O’Hara only created the spider society not only to keep balanced multiverse but to eradicate all Paul’s from the Multiverse for good.
@@subzero112 Paul is Mary Jane‘s new husband also for some reason, they decided to let Paul overshadow Spider-Man in his own comics and outsmart him too
@@subzero112 all I know is that Mary Jane had fallen in love with Paul for some reason I don’t know why. The real blames should just go onto the creators of these issues of these comics
You guys are so funny like wow. Spider-man has such a good life actually, in lots of comics his life is just wonderful. Like dude,he has like what,5 gfs across all the comics? Mj,Gwen,Black cat, yada yada. And you still call him unhappy? My dude even has a living aunt may, he's a grown adult man bruh. Do you even see Captain America cry about nazi war and how his loved ones are all gone? About how Wolverine goes through same shit. Hulk that can't potentially love anyone or else he turns into a monster like,you spider fans are so hypocrites. You disrespect every other character in the marvel universe for the sake of memes and sony references.
Bro wtf are you talking about he kills homself in one universe or not really but he stills kills Spider-Man he gets cucked by his own wife in a comic look up your shit dude
@@fozart-9309Sorry but I don’t think Cap has had to face terminal illness, his sperm giving his SO terminal illness, death, revival, death again, revival again, SELLING HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL TO SAVE AUNT MAY (which ruins the rest of his future life) and then still getting cucked after all that is retconned. You call that a happy life??? I like how you said he has 5 GFs. Gwen died, Felicia is too dangerous, and MJ left him for Paul. Anyone else?
Remember the Peter that went crazy and used the stretchy guy from the fantastic 5 and used him as webs as he tortured him so that he could "heal" the city 😭🙏
I think it's more likely that Marvel getting destroyed and being completely rebooted than that. Heck, I'd say that Stan Lee coming back to life is more likely
World will end before writers give peter a single shred of happiness. The only thing they'll give him is pain and suffering, nothing else. No character development, no peace and no happiness EVER.
Spiderman: *calls Deadpool* Deadpool: "Hey best buddy" Spiderman: "Let's say I do believe we're in a comic book and all... kill my writers and find a new one." Deadpool: "Bet."
Don't forget the zombie universe, where Peter became a zombie, ate his aunt and wife, get consciousness later on and would feel immeasurable guilt for eating everyone, travels to another universe and then causes ANOTHER zombie outbreak there and results in the death of THAT peters universe(that peter died from being inflated by sandman btw), Mary Jane dies and Peter gaines a consciousness again just to RIP HIS SKIN OFF out of guilt.
Stan Lee: ............. Writer: Mr. Lee before you get mad Stan Lee: So you been Bullying my boy? *Nods* Marvel get my belt and call Deadpool here cuz Im tired of this shit. Cuz Imma make sure SpiderMan gets a REAL happy ending. Writer: WAITWAITWAITWAIT!!! Stan Lee: Give me... One reason not make your life hell now. Give me one. Writer: We want to help Spiderman. Stan Lee: *Death stare* ............ Deadpool: *Death stare* ........... Iron Man: *Death stare* ............ Venom: No one Bullies spiderman but me... Lemme in on this. Writer: Im so cooked
Miles actually used to suffer like Peter in E-1610 but now that he's in 616 he's been a better spider-man than Peter , while everyone was focusing on torturing Peter , whereas Miles gets new abilities and becomes so freaking OP
We aint making it out of the spider-verse with this one Peter's so cooked it looks like gordon ramsay served him to every villain as a 5 star course meal
@@seijin4426 I wished canon events weren't real. Fixed points in time and Anchor beings are enough complicated rules that exist in the multiverse already. We don't need something to prevent us from doing what's right and accept it like Napoleon when "there's nothing we can do". Canon events are FULL OF SHIT. It's the reason why I hated the Spiderverse storyline.
@@YangTheAce and it doesnt help that in-universe, its proven to be flawed because George Stacy of E-65 is alive and retired, so good luck for those who bought that theory for nuthin (Gwen and co aside)
Nope, the one more day event is infinitely worse than Paul. Its the event where peter sells his marriage, willingly kills his own unborn daughter, and erases decades of character development all to save his aunt who was like 85 years old. The One more day event led to most horrendous Spider-Man stories, the one more day event was the beginning of the end. Paul would have never existed if peter and mj were still married. Unless they retcon one more day, peter will never be happy ever again and neither will he receive character development.
According to marvel staff, everyone to ever exist suffers 24/7 nonstop so according to them making Spider-Man suffer 24/7 nonstop is totally not gonna make us fans burn out and some of us quit being Spider-Man fans bcs we have self respect.
@@mahitoonanimation3737 there's ACTUALLY a comic issue about that LMFAO. He started going to a therapist but his trauma dumping slowly started driving his therapist insane, so his therapist started seeing another therapist. I'm not even joking, this is ACTUALLY CANON to 616.
If I remember correctly, there’s this one moment where Spider Man is so overcome by his madness that he beat the ever living tar outta Comics Scorpion, and gave Doctor Octopus severe PTSD
Bad as Peter has it in life, he at least doesn't have to go through the trauma of dealing with psychopathic bullies like the ones in Juujika no Rokunin and Maria no Danzai before getting his powers (though he still had it bad with facing Carl King/The Thousand in that one storyline written by Garth Ennis)
That “Just kill me off” really resonated. Like you have Miles now, give my boy Peter a happy ending and let Miles take over full time, I don’t care anymore. You can’t give any of these characters a more satisfactory ending than endings they’ve already had that were retroactively undone.
Peter: My life has been goin- Writer: I just had an idea. Peter: *Spider Sense tingling* X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!
I grew up reading, watching, and playing games about Spider-Man and he saved my life. Right now, I want to save his. Thank goodness for the new Ultimate Spider-Man comics, Spectacular Spider-Men, Spider-Verse, and Insomniac
it's gotten to the point where it's just too much tragedy one after another it's now hard to suspend our disbelief when you actually just realize theyre monetizing his misery, and now it's just "Oh boy what is it this time" Hell one could even just laugh at how contrived this shitty situation is
The editorial will be the same so nothing will change, they're the ones who force the writers to torture peter, if zeb's gone, they'll just find another pawn they can force to have peter tortured. Nothing changes, its just an endless cycle of torture.
@@idkidk503 Chill, bro. I just said Zeb will stop writing The Amazing Spider-Man. The editorial will pretty much sunk at this rate anyway. Yet there's many Spider-Man stories who happen to have a happy Peter Parker and a good storyline out there.
The sad thing is that the only versions of Peter Parker I know that got an happy ending are Tobey Spider-Man and Peter B Parker. I'm worried for Insomniac Peter after what they did in Marvel's Spider-Man 2...
Peter B's MJ is likely gonna leave peter b again cause he willing endangers his daughter. And honestly, I won't blame her if she does, what kind of a father brings their infant child in the frontlines of a battlefield?
I thiunk part of what makes Spider-Man relateble and beloved for so many including me; is the fact that he always manage to overcome that missery. As fans of course we want him to be happy, but leave it there, just make him miss the challege of being Spider-Man.
Spider-Man/Peter Parker: *to the writers* You know what? Since you guys wanna ruin my relationship with Mary Jane all the time, I'mma get with someone else. Writers: *winces* Ooh. . . I wouldn't do that. Spider-Man/Peter Parker: Why not? Writers: Because it doesn't. . . end well. *Gwen dies from snapped spine and hitting her head* Spider-Man/Peter Parker: This isn't fair, man! I just want a good life and to save this city and live with Mary Jane and Aunt May. I'm always struggling financially, and my life just freaking sucks. Just LET me move on with my life, I'm tired of this stupid high school arc. Bro, I've been STUCK in high school for like. . . 50 YEARS, and then when I actually DO move on and mature, you guys just. . . RETCON it or RIP IT ALL AWAY, or RESTART THE UNIVERSAL TIMELINE or somethin', I'm sick of it! ***** Spider-Man/Peter Parker *to Mary Jane, when looking at her phone* Uh, who's. . . who's Paul? ***** Bro. . . Guts says hi. Actually. . . how would Spider-Man (the Ultimate version) fare in Guts' world?
Suddenly, the Spidey that got the carnage symbiote and wanted to just end ALL makes a lot of sense, given all this context, huh? If he saw what else the writers had in store, he'd realize he was just doing a mercy killing
It's honestly fascinating, I feel like Spider-Man started as one of the most down-to-earth, relatable, small-time heroes, but nowadays he can't go five seconds without some unthinkable tragedy being enacted on him or the people he loves. How on earth did that develop?
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I’m pretty sure it’s a requirement for Spider-Man writers to hate him
Mhm
Man it's like the god-damned writers don't even want Spider-Man to have some semblance of a happy life.
*Peter's Writers.
Meanwhile Miles is just living the luxury life of anime references and powers that are anime references, but somehow they're supposed to fit the Spider theme.
It's a canon event
Nah JMS liked him
Peter Parker in Earth 616: "There's no peace for me!!!"
Peter Parker in the Ultimate Universe: "Man, I'm having a good day today."
Peter Parker in the 6160 Ultimate Universe: “Man, life is incredible right now 😊.”
Peter Parker in the 1610 Ultimate Universe: “Man, I’m dead 💀.”
@@g3nd1a69 Peter Parker in 1610 a moment later: I LIVEEEEEE!
Please stay that way Ultimate Universe Peter
@@g3nd1a69 is the new Ultimate Universe called 6160 and Original Ultimate Spider-Man is Alive he kinda Immortal him and Green Goblin
@@jahmoymignott4081 Yes the new Ultimate universe is called 6160. Also 1610 Peter still died at some point so the joke still works.
Spider man’s life doesn’t have a canon event, it is THE canon event.
I dont wanna be Spider-Man no more 😭
@@Neonrulez Too bad so sad. Here, it's the green goblin who turns out, made out with your dead ex that he killed
I swear every single Spider-Man writer has some kind of blood beef with a Peter and they just take it out on Spider-Man
@@0H00C-Ultraim gonna do to goblin what eradicator did to lex luthor in reverse.
God I hate the canon event shit. It makes no sense when you are doing an infinite multiverse. Hell even within Sony's own canon it makes no sense. Tobey saved both Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy. Andrew saved MCU MJ. Hell if we gotta go deeper then let's go all the way back for Spider-Man TAS the show that came up with the first spiderverse story. There was a Peter who's life went perfect. He was a beloved hero with a public identity, married to Gwen Stacy, He was rich, he has a cool metal suit, UNCLE BEN WAS ALIVE! Where's his canon events?! Miguel probably would have an aneurism from how much it breaks his so called canon rules.
Job interviewer : "just one last question, do you hate spider man"
Potential writer : "To be honest, yeah"
Job interviewer : "You're hired"
no is like this:
Job interviewer : "just one last question, do you hate THE AMAZING spider man? and do you want to make overpower Miles Morales to make him the main spider-man?"
Potential writer : "To be honest, yeah"
Job interviewer : "You're hired"
Bro said, "did I just catch you wanting to smile???"💀
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
"who's Paul?"
Who wants to jump the writers with me? 🙂🙃
I Do.
Me
Me
Doom Slayer agrees
I'm in!
Nobody hates Spider-Man more than his writers
Or fans towards certain Spiderfolks
@@magdalenomartinezjr8805 those aren’t fans those are just racist
@@retronerds6884 fr fr
@@magdalenomartinezjr8805 like bruh you gotta be real they same people who don’t like mikes don’t like any black character why cause they’re racist
Spiderman writers don't hate the character. They just have to make him suffer, because he needs to suffer.
Peter: *gets married*
Writers: Mary Jane is a clone and she's evaporating
(TAS reference)
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MARY JANE!!! MARY JANE!!!!!"
At least she came back during X-Men 97’🎉. Maybe that Peter’s life will be easier!
(Jameson Laugh😂😂😂😂)
@@UltimateSpider1385 I can hear the animated agony while I read this 🤣🤣🤣
@jessemillan1385 the fact that I heard and pictured that exact moment in my head upon reading this and haven't seen that show in decades
Marvel: Sorry for not hiring you to write Spider-Man before.
Spider-Man writers: Don't apologies. I never do.
(The Spectacular Spider-Man reference)
"You need help."
No, Pete... You do...
He actually did try therapy once. The therapist left before Peter was done because _he_ now needed therapy.
Spider man can't have sh!t 😭😭
@@azureheart2846if thats the case then Spider therapist's predicament from ATSV is even worse
4:13
You know what? How about we make THAT the plot of the next Spider-Man story?
Both need it.
Somebody please..... Take those type of writers away, fire them now immediately
but they make us M O N E Y no one can look away
Seriously for Marvel AND DC comics. It's ridiculous.
Most of them have tenure
@@aboveaveragegaming5503 No they do NOT. Comics bave been suffering financially for like a DECADE specifically because of HACK writers😭
@@no.1spidey-fan182dc and marvel comics are full of same character but in different universe poppyhand ideas because of the writers messing up with storyline
You know, sometimes I imagine Miguel O’Hara only created the spider society not only to keep balanced multiverse but to eradicate all Paul’s from the Multiverse for good.
*Miguel O’Hara after entering a random universe with a Paul* :Hey Paul!
*Paul turns around* : Huh?
*Miguel smashes his brains in with an axe*
who's Paul?
@@subzero112 Paul is Mary Jane‘s new husband also for some reason, they decided to let Paul overshadow Spider-Man in his own comics and outsmart him too
@@blackprism5381 why would Mary Jane cheat on spider man though?... I haven't read the comics in a long time so expect me to have a lot of questions
@@subzero112 all I know is that Mary Jane had fallen in love with Paul for some reason I don’t know why. The real blames should just go onto the creators of these issues of these comics
So this where Gege keeps getting his inspiration for Jujutsu Kaisen
Gege doesn't have shit on Marvel writers. He couldn't come up with half the shit that Peter has gone through.
@@shirothr5384 please dont give her idea bro T_T, let ma boi Yuji be happy by the end of this
@@rifarira9160 Yuji's gone through enough. He doesn't have to be cucked as well
Gegen wishes he could make a character as beloved as Spider-Man. Just to destroy him.
Let’s face it, Yuji ain’t Spider-Man.
@@lukeamparo6586 Yuji the goat fr.
But he doesn't have over 50 years of comics backing up him.
if the joker lived A SINGULAR DAY of spider man life he would know what true insanity is
@@alexiserlexccmaybe he just needs one more day to go insane
You guys are so funny like wow. Spider-man has such a good life actually, in lots of comics his life is just wonderful. Like dude,he has like what,5 gfs across all the comics? Mj,Gwen,Black cat, yada yada. And you still call him unhappy? My dude even has a living aunt may, he's a grown adult man bruh. Do you even see Captain America cry about nazi war and how his loved ones are all gone? About how Wolverine goes through same shit. Hulk that can't potentially love anyone or else he turns into a monster like,you spider fans are so hypocrites. You disrespect every other character in the marvel universe for the sake of memes and sony references.
@@fozart-9309stop meatriding marvel. Also by the way what he’s saying is true stop trying to start an argument. Hate guys like you
Bro wtf are you talking about he kills homself in one universe or not really but he stills kills Spider-Man he gets cucked by his own wife in a comic look up your shit dude
@@fozart-9309Sorry but I don’t think Cap has had to face terminal illness, his sperm giving his SO terminal illness, death, revival, death again, revival again, SELLING HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL TO SAVE AUNT MAY (which ruins the rest of his future life) and then still getting cucked after all that is retconned.
You call that a happy life??? I like how you said he has 5 GFs. Gwen died, Felicia is too dangerous, and MJ left him for Paul. Anyone else?
Peter just be chilling eating a hot pocket on his couch , only for a sniper to shoot his pet dog thru the window.
I had to do a double take for a second. If I didn't know you were joking I'd honestly think this would be a plot point they'd use.
@@andrewowens4421 THAT'S how bad it's been
Peter Parker as John Wick in "The Spider-Yega"
That was John Wick.
"We always wanted you to appeal to younger audience"
Miles is right there, use him instead and let Peter grow up
Facts
@manofhonor151 True, like isn't that the whole point of Miles as a legacy character , replace the hero after the hero retires
Can't do this, toeturing him would be racist.
@@dankovskimark4540 Room temp IQ.
@@jasperfizzelle-halloran4867 Didn't asked for your stats.
Peter wearing the black suit, interrogating the thug in the sewer, goes hard in the comics. Especially when he dog walks Kingpin in front of everyone
Peter: My life is good!
Writer: *Sadistic Sense is tingling* I'm about to _ruin_ Peter's whole life.
I hear the current run of Ultimate Spiderman is good and that Peter's actually having a good time, but I'm worried 💀💀💀
It's like a pendulum. I'm worried at some point it's gonna swing from good to bad.
I can confirm that it’s really good
Yeah they going to fuck em over.
Was anyone else waiting for Deadpool to bring the writer to prison?
yes I wanted a deadpool and spiderman vs the writers fight
4:13
You know what? How about we make THAT the plot of the next Spider-Man story?
The worst part is this is all freaking accurate
They be putting bro through mud fr
Remember the Peter that went crazy and used the stretchy guy from the fantastic 5 and used him as webs as he tortured him so that he could "heal" the city 😭🙏
It was in that one Darkhold storyline
Peter Parker/Darkhold Spider-Man (Earth-73640) 💀
@@skydraws1787 what's in there?
Fantastic 5??? 💀
Fantastic 5?
the writers will not let spider-man rest😭
Let my boy have some peace 😭
We’re never getting that peace arc are we? 😭😭
I think it's more likely that Marvel getting destroyed and being completely rebooted than that. Heck, I'd say that Stan Lee coming back to life is more likely
World will end before writers give peter a single shred of happiness. The only thing they'll give him is pain and suffering, nothing else. No character development, no peace and no happiness EVER.
@@idkidk503 I wonder if some of them confuse nigh constant suffering with character development…
Spiderman: *calls Deadpool*
Deadpool: "Hey best buddy"
Spiderman: "Let's say I do believe we're in a comic book and all... kill my writers and find a new one."
Deadpool: "Bet."
That would be kind of cool.
Don't forget the zombie universe, where Peter became a zombie, ate his aunt and wife, get consciousness later on and would feel immeasurable guilt for eating everyone, travels to another universe and then causes ANOTHER zombie outbreak there and results in the death of THAT peters universe(that peter died from being inflated by sandman btw), Mary Jane dies and Peter gaines a consciousness again just to RIP HIS SKIN OFF out of guilt.
Stan Lee: .............
Writer: Mr. Lee before you get mad
Stan Lee: So you been Bullying my boy? *Nods* Marvel get my belt and call Deadpool here cuz Im tired of this shit. Cuz Imma make sure SpiderMan gets a REAL happy ending.
Writer: WAITWAITWAITWAIT!!!
Stan Lee: Give me... One reason not make your life hell now. Give me one.
Writer: We want to help Spiderman.
Stan Lee: *Death stare* ............
Deadpool: *Death stare* ...........
Iron Man: *Death stare* ............
Venom: No one Bullies spiderman but me... Lemme in on this.
Writer: Im so cooked
Doom Slayer: *cocks super shotgun with malicious glee, knowing that he’s saving Spider Man from his suffering*
I like your comment. It made me giigle
I read that in Stan's voice.😢
Underated comment
The only inaccurate thing here is Iron Man, cause he gave no shits when Aunt May got shot.
4:13 THIS! THIS right here is EVERYTHING
Spider-Man: "You won't let me live, you won't let me die"
as thepandaredd once said, never ever ever read spider man reign
Jokes on you, I unfortunately read Spider-Man Reign years ago... And I regret reading it ever since.
What's worse is that they're releasing a sequal I'm pretty sure next month.
@@latrellboddie8906 please say sike...
@@maxcanonstunner6532 unfortunately I can't. I saw it in an ad In the Ultimate Spiderman (2024) comic
@@latrellboddie8906
*Tobey Spider-Man crying*
Writers: SUFFER
Miles: lol no
Miles actually used to suffer like Peter in E-1610 but now that he's in 616 he's been a better spider-man than Peter , while everyone was focusing on torturing Peter , whereas Miles gets new abilities and becomes so freaking OP
@@owlomar2007 spider-monkey too op, plz nerf 😊
Nah, ima do my own thing
We aint making it out of the spider-verse with this one
Peter's so cooked it looks like gordon ramsay served him to every villain as a 5 star course meal
"It's a canon event, bro."
Somewhere Miles is going "Nah, imma do my own thing"
For the last time: "F**k canon events."
That's not an excuse for bad writing for comic books.
@@seijin4426 I wished canon events weren't real. Fixed points in time and Anchor beings are enough complicated rules that exist in the multiverse already. We don't need something to prevent us from doing what's right and accept it like Napoleon when "there's nothing we can do". Canon events are FULL OF SHIT. It's the reason why I hated the Spiderverse storyline.
@@YangTheAce and it doesnt help that in-universe, its proven to be flawed because George Stacy of E-65 is alive and retired, so good luck for those who bought that theory for nuthin (Gwen and co aside)
I can mention the WORST Spider-Man moment in one word:
*Paul*
Nope, the one more day event is infinitely worse than Paul. Its the event where peter sells his marriage, willingly kills his own unborn daughter, and erases decades of character development all to save his aunt who was like 85 years old.
The One more day event led to most horrendous Spider-Man stories, the one more day event was the beginning of the end. Paul would have never existed if peter and mj were still married.
Unless they retcon one more day, peter will never be happy ever again and neither will he receive character development.
who tf is Paul?💀 bro gotta be the most unintimidating person in marvel😂 what is someone named Paul gonna do to spider-man (AKA spider-goat)
@@VegitoBetter look it up, he's from the Zeb Wells Spider-Man comics, look up who Paul is, and you'll know
According to marvel staff, everyone to ever exist suffers 24/7 nonstop so according to them making Spider-Man suffer 24/7 nonstop is totally not gonna make us fans burn out and some of us quit being Spider-Man fans bcs we have self respect.
Boy did that got proven otherwise.
The writers are some haters ong, they did peter dirty, poor man didn't deserve allat.
My man, Peter can’t catch a break. Somebody call him a therapist.
EDIT: Noooo…Not Paul
His therapist needed a therapist
He did… then his therapist needed a therapist.
@@mahitoonanimation3737 there's ACTUALLY a comic issue about that LMFAO. He started going to a therapist but his trauma dumping slowly started driving his therapist insane, so his therapist started seeing another therapist. I'm not even joking, this is ACTUALLY CANON to 616.
@@idkidk503 no wonder why
Marvel were really hating on Spiderman just to make him relatable
I seriously thought he's been calling Writer, Rider all this time 😂
Okay can we now get a vidoe of Peter just going Doom Slayer on the writers
If I remember correctly, there’s this one moment where Spider Man is so overcome by his madness that he beat the ever living tar outta Comics Scorpion, and gave Doctor Octopus severe PTSD
@@taylordegges900 ....well s*%* I'm down to see that happen to the writers.
@taylordegges900 I mean, to be fair, who could blame him
@@strikeforce1500 no one. No one can or should blame Pete for snapping
I haven't even read Spider-Man Reign but I would like to pretend like it never existed
Good. Make sure you never read that.
@@maxcanonstunner6532Kaare Andrews needs help
They do hate Peter Parker
POV: if Batman was happy but turned depressed
Toasty among the many of creators who are in this genre you are one of the best
Thank you bro I appreciate it🔥
Remember the god of everything the creator of multiverse himself had to give Spider-Man therapy sessions so that he doesn’t break down
You forgot Sins Past.
Well at least they retcond that story
Bruh this is just what Miguel meant as cannon events Spiderman's life is always awful by the writers
A universe being destroyed is the writers being mad that a spider man is happy and had help
“You need help.” Got me dying.
Meanwhile 6160 Spiderman: “I’m living my best life”
Bad as Peter has it in life, he at least doesn't have to go through the trauma of dealing with psychopathic bullies like the ones in Juujika no Rokunin and Maria no Danzai before getting his powers (though he still had it bad with facing Carl King/The Thousand in that one storyline written by Garth Ennis)
This has gotten so out of hand THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE RELIES ON HIS MISERY TO KEEP STABLE!
The _real_ villain of the Spiderverse right here
This whole skit and spiderman torture reminds me of that one fairly odd parents episode
That “Just kill me off” really resonated. Like you have Miles now, give my boy Peter a happy ending and let Miles take over full time, I don’t care anymore. You can’t give any of these characters a more satisfactory ending than endings they’ve already had that were retroactively undone.
I swear, they can’t let my boy be happy for five seconds
Am I the only one who thinks Paul looks like white Uncle Aaron from Spiderverse just with glasses? 😆
Great, now i cant unsee it ☠️
Spiderman:*Having the most horrifying moment of his life*
Subaru:Pathetic.
Man, at this point just turn him into full blooded villain that become the reason of multiverse reset.
Blud just decided to take Norman's mantle, so it somewhat counts
Before gege there was spiderman writers
Yuji n Pete should be bros atp
Bruh the end was more brutal than anything else
Gotta love how the only "good" end for Spider-Man is the venom side of Web of Shadows.
I am convinced that MARVEL found these writers at a "Insane Asylum".
Peter: My life has been goin-
Writer: I just had an idea.
Peter: *Spider Sense tingling* X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!
NOOO PETER DON'T LET MJ EVAPORATE AGAIN
The writers to the writers of Spider-Man, let my baby boy have a life. I swear, if I hear another comic where Spider-Man is sad run these hands
spiderman canon events what can we say
My boy needs a break
Marvel needs to make Peter a character who is his permanent therapist by this point.
This was a LITERAL plot point in Across the Spiderverse.
Miguel: "Being Spider-Man is a SACRIFICE."
I’m sorry Peter
Those writers don’t need help
They need a retirement
They do you beyond diabolical
But Japanese Spiderman is having a blast of his life!!
Because that's Takuya, not Peter. Lol
@@Ticketman99 True!
Just waiting for a comic where spider-man's writers ARE the villains.
I grew up reading, watching, and playing games about Spider-Man and he saved my life.
Right now, I want to save his. Thank goodness for the new Ultimate Spider-Man comics, Spectacular Spider-Men, Spider-Verse, and Insomniac
Peter: Octavius can you take my body back? I don't wanna do this anymore.
it's gotten to the point where it's just too much tragedy one after another it's now hard to suspend our disbelief when you actually just realize theyre monetizing his misery, and now it's just "Oh boy what is it this time" Hell one could even just laugh at how contrived this shitty situation is
Peter’s every day life be like
Don't you worry my friend, Zeb Wells is going soon
The editorial will be the same so nothing will change, they're the ones who force the writers to torture peter, if zeb's gone, they'll just find another pawn they can force to have peter tortured. Nothing changes, its just an endless cycle of torture.
@@idkidk503 Chill, bro. I just said Zeb will stop writing The Amazing Spider-Man. The editorial will pretty much sunk at this rate anyway. Yet there's many Spider-Man stories who happen to have a happy Peter Parker and a good storyline out there.
The writers hate Peter way more than JJJ
Spider comics in a nutshell.
Ultimate Spider-Man(From the show) vs the Writers their battle will be LEGENDARY
My man knows his comics
And that's how Power Of Love was created
The sad thing is that the only versions of Peter Parker I know that got an happy ending are Tobey Spider-Man and Peter B Parker.
I'm worried for Insomniac Peter after what they did in Marvel's Spider-Man 2...
And Peter B has yet to get another one, with the whole reconciling with Miles thing
Peter B's MJ is likely gonna leave peter b again cause he willing endangers his daughter. And honestly, I won't blame her if she does, what kind of a father brings their infant child in the frontlines of a battlefield?
spider man spider man does anti-depressants or something
I thiunk part of what makes Spider-Man relateble and beloved for so many including me; is the fact that he always manage to overcome that missery.
As fans of course we want him to be happy, but leave it there, just make him miss the challege of being Spider-Man.
WTF, Just let the kid kid happy!. Thank god we have Ultimate Spider-man.
Spider-Man/Peter Parker: *to the writers* You know what? Since you guys wanna ruin my relationship with Mary Jane all the time, I'mma get with someone else.
Writers: *winces* Ooh. . . I wouldn't do that.
Spider-Man/Peter Parker: Why not?
Writers: Because it doesn't. . . end well.
*Gwen dies from snapped spine and hitting her head*
Spider-Man/Peter Parker: This isn't fair, man! I just want a good life and to save this city and live with Mary Jane and Aunt May. I'm always struggling financially, and my life just freaking sucks. Just LET me move on with my life, I'm tired of this stupid high school arc. Bro, I've been STUCK in high school for like. . . 50 YEARS, and then when I actually DO move on and mature, you guys just. . . RETCON it or RIP IT ALL AWAY, or RESTART THE UNIVERSAL TIMELINE or somethin', I'm sick of it!
*****
Spider-Man/Peter Parker *to Mary Jane, when looking at her phone* Uh, who's. . . who's Paul?
*****
Bro. . . Guts says hi.
Actually. . . how would Spider-Man (the Ultimate version) fare in Guts' world?
Suddenly, the Spidey that got the carnage symbiote and wanted to just end ALL makes a lot of sense, given all this context, huh? If he saw what else the writers had in store, he'd realize he was just doing a mercy killing
This felt way longer than 6 minutes, bravo
It's honestly fascinating, I feel like Spider-Man started as one of the most down-to-earth, relatable, small-time heroes, but nowadays he can't go five seconds without some unthinkable tragedy being enacted on him or the people he loves. How on earth did that develop?
When he started making old Jokes I knew he was about to talk about *The Reign* Jesus have mercy
5:13
Fans: *You Need Help.*
Zeb Wells: *And Then You Guessed it.* *Villians!😄*
Peter's best chance is meeting miles and wait for the sweet embrace of death and catch his breath until the next reset
Apparently it’s out of character for spider man to be happy now 💀
I feel like the writers saw the ultimate Spiderman comics and puked at the sight of peter having a good life
Bro the phone alarm gave me a heart attack
Let's be real, the only reason he is still alive is because of sales.
Peter in ultimate and 982: good life
Peter 616: 💀💀💀
NOOO NOT PAUL
With the way u described kravens last hunt i was afraid youd mention the superior arc right after 😭😭 his villains CANNOT keep doing that to him
Like for real, is it not enough just to defeat Spider-man?! 😂
EXACTLYYY not only do they beat him they gotta laugh on his corpse too 😭 cmon