This is why Brian is better off being single. I mean it's like Quagmire once said, The only kind of women Brian ever dated was bimbos or at the very least Brian made them act like bimbos.
@@spenserfarman3045 Well you know not only did Brian date Bimbo's, But as I remember it some of Brian's ex's turned out be w's and s's if you know what I mean. I'd say the full words, But YT won't let me. lol
It’s so impressive how they got all of the voice actresses back to voice all of the women Brian dated on the show. Even Drew Barrymore somehow came back to voice Jillian. But somehow I’m still baffled why Gizmo from Gremlins is there. I really wish we could see that episode where Brian dated Gizmo.
I feel this represents the amount of revenue this show is adding to FOX's holdings. Plenty of money available for guest voices and the reason this show gets away with A LOT of stuff.
0:54. He's a dog. What were you ladies expecting? Also, I once read that the average number of lovers/romantic partners a person will have in their lifetime is 11. It's clear that Brian & Quagmire are both WAY ABOVE average.
Yes and no, he's more like a human stuck in a dogs body. He's only really a dog when it's convenient for the writing, otherwise people don't even notice.
Ex girlfriends I was able to identify 1. Rita: old girlfriend 2. Kate: blind girl 3. Lauren Conrad: the hills 4. Ida: Quagmire’s Transgender dad 5. Jillian: Dumb girl 6. Ms Emily: Stewie’s former teacher 7. Cindy: girl next to Lauren Conrad, Brian slept with in Stewie’s Time Machine 8. Seabreeze: Carter’s racing dog 9. Cheryl Tiegs: Quagmire’s “the one that got away” 10. Carolyn: atheist girl who later slept with Cleveland 11. Tracy Flannigan: the mother of Brian’s son Dylan 12. Brooke: Bachelorette
No idea why Emily was there as 1) Brian never actually dated her. He was only interested in her cause he thought she was hot even though she was a horrible person who was abusing the kids. Brian only reported the abuse when he found out she already had a boyfriend. Which brings to 2) shouldn’t she be in prison for child abuse?
0:14 Correction, these are all of his exes that are still alive (I’m fairly certain that at least one or two of his former lovers had died beforehand, what with the show being as surprisingly brutal as it can be).
Honestly Pearl was probably his best “girlfriend”. Which makes it ironic that he insulted (and originally cheated on) that first woman with being “old” when she’s much younger than Pearl was.
They're two coins in the same wallet. Quagmire knows and enjoy what he does. Doesn't matter if the romance was romantic or non-consensual. After he's done with them, he tosses them out. Brian seeks romance, but he's never happy with what he has. Constantly trying to mold his relationship or current woman into something he wants, which doesn't exist... When the relationship inevitably falls apart, he just finds another woman to repeat the cycle.
@@GanonGhidorah Didn’t he immediately charge that dog while she was racing? And that blind woman didn’t give consent to be with a dog(he deceived her into thinking he was a human)
I believe there is one missing part that should've been added here: Brian calling Seabreeze a...um...a word Carter said to her after she gave birth to her puppies that look like Ted Turner.
Out of all of them, Jillian was the longest relationship Brian had. She really is was the one for him. Ever notice how her necklace looks exactly like Brian's collar?
Apparently he was with tracy(his baby mama) for a significant amount of time before the broke up. Wonder why she waited until dylan was 13 to tell him though.
Peter told Brian how he was teainwreck when it came to relationships. His relationship with Jillian should've been an easy one, but Brian couldn't even maintain that one.
Hate to admit it but Brian is a lot worst than Quagmire because while it looks like Brian falls in love to every woman he meets for their soul but really he just dated them for their looks and body. I judging for how Brian reaction to seeing all his ex-girlfriends that he'll never admit his fault or change his way at all because he's a stubborn dog with pride.
"My objective is to figure out why your relationships with this guy didn´t work out" Said the british baby while pointing towards a dog that is a self insert of Seth Mcfarlane
A lot of these women has issues too Rita- Dumps Brian because Brian wasn’t old enough for her Kate- Dumps Brian because she hates dogs Ida- Fails to tell Brian that he was transgender Jillian- Dumps Brian because Brian didn’t want to move in with her Ms Emily- Fails to tell Brian that she has a boyfriend, and abused the children she was watching Deniz- Goes on one date with Brian, ghosted him, just to dump him later on because he said and did some inappropriate things Seabreeze- Had an affair with Ted Turner, as they had puppies Carolyn- Cheats on Brian because he was going too slow for her Tracy- Takes Dylan away from Brian so she could change even though she never did Brooke- Leaves Brian after the bachelorette proving that the show is fake
Brian got what he deserved being chased by all of them. I was expecting Brian to stand back and fight. He then screams awright, ladies, you want to dance? Brian then launches himself at the ladies and fights them. An anime battle between the girls and Brian starts and Brian is beating all of them. Breathe by the Prodigy starts playing during the fight and Brian manages to win. To Celebrate, Block Rocking Beats by the Chemical Brothers starts playing while Brian starts doing some nice Tuvalu Dancing.
I just recognized the burnette girl sitting next to Lauren Conrad. She was the first girl Brian bought back to Stewie's time machine to have sex with back in time during the 200th episode "Yug Ylimaf," particularly back to when President Lincoln was shot & killed.
I respect Brian in this scene Screw the remarks “oh he deserved it” he was just minding his own business when stewie with neither knowledge or consent wrangled up his various exes. Not even a moment to prepare for that. Hence why he was so quick to snap. anyone with shred of self respect wouldn’t just sit down an in a room full of people (especially his exes) insulting him. And he has arguably a good reason to be angry at stewie, considering he set that whole thing up. Unfortunately for him his “get him” backfired by the end.
“Oh Brian, there you are. Look, I’ve been thinking about your situation with women, and I believe I’ve come up with a way to get to the source of the problem. Follow me.”
This is why Brian is better off being single. I mean it's like Quagmire once said, The only kind of women Brian ever dated was bimbos or at the very least Brian made them act like bimbos.
Or gave them venereal diseases/worms.
@@spenserfarman3045 Well you know not only did Brian date Bimbo's, But as I remember it some of Brian's ex's turned out be w's and s's if you know what I mean. I'd say the full words, But YT won't let me. lol
And who exactly did quagmire ever date. Phi beta kappa?
What's your opinion of what quagmire said about catcher in the rye?
It’s so impressive how they got all of the voice actresses back to voice all of the women Brian dated on the show. Even Drew Barrymore somehow came back to voice Jillian. But somehow I’m still baffled why Gizmo from Gremlins is there. I really wish we could see that episode where Brian dated Gizmo.
Some things are meant to stay offscreen. What you want can be something we others don't want
It is very impressive.
I feel this represents the amount of revenue this show is adding to FOX's holdings. Plenty of money available for guest voices and the reason this show gets away with A LOT of stuff.
@@SethsNewChannelhi
Just ask each of them to record their lines wherever they have a quality microphone
0:54. He's a dog. What were you ladies expecting? Also, I once read that the average number of lovers/romantic partners a person will have in their lifetime is 11. It's clear that Brian & Quagmire are both WAY ABOVE average.
Now I want to watch 'What's Your Number?'
Ye,
even the female dog in the show,
barely mentioned but could have horrible experience with Brian like everyone else.
Yes and no, he's more like a human stuck in a dogs body. He's only really a dog when it's convenient for the writing, otherwise people don't even notice.
Ex girlfriends I was able to identify
1. Rita: old girlfriend
2. Kate: blind girl
3. Lauren Conrad: the hills
4. Ida: Quagmire’s Transgender dad
5. Jillian: Dumb girl
6. Ms Emily: Stewie’s former teacher
7. Cindy: girl next to Lauren Conrad, Brian slept with in Stewie’s Time Machine
8. Seabreeze: Carter’s racing dog
9. Cheryl Tiegs: Quagmire’s “the one that got away”
10. Carolyn: atheist girl who later slept with Cleveland
11. Tracy Flannigan: the mother of Brian’s son Dylan
12. Brooke: Bachelorette
No idea why Emily was there as 1) Brian never actually dated her. He was only interested in her cause he thought she was hot even though she was a horrible person who was abusing the kids. Brian only reported the abuse when he found out she already had a boyfriend. Which brings to 2) shouldn’t she be in prison for child abuse?
@@zanemartin6699I think this also includes women that Brian tried going after. Ones that were the plot focus of an episode (either A or B).
They totally forgot that one black girl who Brian helped to change the name of Chris and Meg's school.
And there's Seabreeze. They had sex once and even then, she was found to be pregnant with Ted Turner's kids.
Stewie had to finish his wine before starting a angry mob to chase brian at 1:22 😂
I love how they added in the wine swishing around in the cup and the sound of swallowing. Just makes that scene so much better 😂
I mean he downed an entire cup of Orange juice before he beat the 💩 out of Brian
0:14
Correction, these are all of his exes that are still alive (I’m fairly certain that at least one or two of his former lovers had died beforehand, what with the show being as surprisingly brutal as it can be).
I remember the episode where Stewie shot the gal. Brutal indeed.
I remember Pearl passed away in the hospital shortly after being struck by a car.
Honestly Pearl was probably his best “girlfriend”.
Which makes it ironic that he insulted (and originally cheated on) that first woman with being “old” when she’s much younger than Pearl was.
With that many women, I can’t decide if Brian is better or worse than Quagmire
Each of Brian’s women were _consensual._
That’s all you need to know right there.
They're two coins in the same wallet.
Quagmire knows and enjoy what he does. Doesn't matter if the romance was romantic or non-consensual. After he's done with them, he tosses them out.
Brian seeks romance, but he's never happy with what he has. Constantly trying to mold his relationship or current woman into something he wants, which doesn't exist... When the relationship inevitably falls apart, he just finds another woman to repeat the cycle.
Quag would probably fill a skyscraper with women.
They would need a secretary and file system to manage that catalogue.
@@GanonGhidorah
Didn’t he immediately charge that dog while she was racing? And that blind woman didn’t give consent to be with a dog(he deceived her into thinking he was a human)
@@xtlmAnd the secretary 100% would be one of those women. And if she isn't, she will be before the day's over.
I believe there is one missing part that should've been added here: Brian calling Seabreeze a...um...a word Carter said to her after she gave birth to her puppies that look like Ted Turner.
I love how everyone furrowed their eye brows after Brian insulted them, except Jillian. Thats some great attention to detail
Uh, Brian did insult Jillian, saying that she doesn’t even know why she’s here, which is indicating that he’s calling her stupid.
@@o.h.x-9062they said he did insult her but Jillian is just too oblivious to notice which is why she didn’t have a reaction
“She’s my favorite” lmao.
At the end of the episode, it showed a montage of what happened to everyone. Apparently Brian got lucky and slept with all of his ex's.
Animes in a nutshell
Yikes, Brian should not say those words to each of his ex-girlfriends, or else he's toast.
You’re not wrong, but you have to admit, the “tiny penis” comment was totally uncalled for.
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1:26 Damn it, stewie!
Out of all of them, Jillian was the longest relationship Brian had. She really is was the one for him. Ever notice how her necklace looks exactly like Brian's collar?
Apparently he was with tracy(his baby mama) for a significant amount of time before the broke up. Wonder why she waited until dylan was 13 to tell him though.
Brian never could keep a relationship.
Peter told Brian how he was teainwreck when it came to relationships. His relationship with Jillian should've been an easy one, but Brian couldn't even maintain that one.
@@LukeTalbo What's your point?
I miss Jillian. She was the best girl.
Hate to admit it but Brian is a lot worst than Quagmire because while it looks like Brian falls in love to every woman he meets for their soul but really he just dated them for their looks and body. I judging for how Brian reaction to seeing all his ex-girlfriends that he'll never admit his fault or change his way at all because he's a stubborn dog with pride.
At least Quagmire is honest about it.
1:18 Awww 😔
1:20 DAAAAAMN!!!
Brian should just give up finding love.
“She’s my favourite” mine too, Stewie
1:23 (Stirs wine in glass before drinking the whole thing)… *GET HIM!*
Brian roasting them all was so satisfying
"My objective is to figure out why your relationships with this guy didn´t work out"
Said the british baby while pointing towards a dog that is a self insert of Seth Mcfarlane
Everything that happened in this video, I can imagine with Quagmire as well
A lot of these women has issues too
Rita- Dumps Brian because Brian wasn’t old enough for her
Kate- Dumps Brian because she hates dogs
Ida- Fails to tell Brian that he was transgender
Jillian- Dumps Brian because Brian didn’t want to move in with her
Ms Emily- Fails to tell Brian that she has a boyfriend, and abused the children she was watching
Deniz- Goes on one date with Brian, ghosted him, just to dump him later on because he said and did some inappropriate things
Seabreeze- Had an affair with Ted Turner, as they had puppies
Carolyn- Cheats on Brian because he was going too slow for her
Tracy- Takes Dylan away from Brian so she could change even though she never did
Brooke- Leaves Brian after the bachelorette proving that the show is fake
Kate didn't exactly dump Brian because he was a dog, she dumped him for lying about not being a dog
Brian got what he deserved being chased by all of them. I was expecting Brian to stand back and fight. He then screams awright, ladies, you want to dance? Brian then launches himself at the ladies and fights them. An anime battle between the girls and Brian starts and Brian is beating all of them. Breathe by the Prodigy starts playing during the fight and Brian manages to win. To Celebrate, Block Rocking Beats by the Chemical Brothers starts playing while Brian starts doing some nice Tuvalu Dancing.
1:26 Ruuuuuuuunnnnnn
Legend has it they're still running.
I love how they got all the VA's back to voice the ex girlfriends and the fact Stewie finished his wine before starting an Angry Mob.
And its stuff like this that remind me of why I'm glad to be single and will never mingle
Fr
@@yashrajsharma440 what does that mean?
@@brendanbonmon8153
For real..
For real.
@@ciarangleeson2880 yep
Ida is my favourite too lol :)
Imagine your brother-in-law having so many Exes.
A big Eggo sounds good…
Homer Simpson: mmmm big Eggo
Ollie: “Eggo!”
Brian is a toxic boyfriend
1:12 What I want to say to some people at a protest.
all of his exes have genuine issues with brian but his issues are all related to their circumstances or appearance 💀
They forgot to add Ellie the dog.
I love the idea of Stewie and Brian’s exes frequently getting together for wine and gossip.
You left out the plot twist lol
1:26 Get him!
I love how even seabreeze laughed 😂
I just recognized the burnette girl sitting next to Lauren Conrad. She was the first girl Brian bought back to Stewie's time machine to have sex with back in time during the 200th episode "Yug Ylimaf," particularly back to when President Lincoln was shot & killed.
Kool-Aid’s mom: Oh, honey. I’m so excited to finally meet your girlfriend.
Brian: shut up idia
Stewie: she’s my favorite
Me: 😂😂😂
Haha like in tbbt. Raj is Brian. Howard is stewie
Oh yeah, I remember that episode!
@@ciarangleeson2880
I'm not old yet yay!
They all came together to rag on Brian. Yet all of them had a sexual relationship with an animal, so who is the intervention for?
0:17 22 girls
Brian being able to wreck 22 relationships 💀💀💀
What happened to the Black lady he dated?
You mean Shawna yes she disappear from the show
What this video doesn't show is the end where Brian has slept with all of them again.
BWF
After being chased down the street by them i wonder what he did to end up in bed with all of them at the end?
Brian sure has the luck with the ladies
GET HIM!!!!
Me:😂💀⚰️
I love how he drank the wine before he said that
How do you know that it’s not fruit juice, or Mi Wadi, or Ribena?
@@joegover9452☑️
Soooo…..bestiality is a thing in Quahog…
0:54
Very mature. And its not size that matters, its how you use it....
Size length doesn’t matter but size thickness… absolutely
3 kool aid man drinking coffee.
0:16 Brian’s Ex Girlfriends
So many women in one room 0:17
Brian dated a Mogwai?
I respect Brian in this scene
Screw the remarks “oh he deserved it” he was just minding his own business when stewie with neither knowledge or consent wrangled up his various exes. Not even a moment to prepare for that. Hence why he was so quick to snap.
anyone with shred of self respect wouldn’t just sit down an in a room full of people (especially his exes) insulting him.
And he has arguably a good reason to be angry at stewie, considering he set that whole thing up.
Unfortunately for him his “get him” backfired by the end.
This is great we should do this every Saturday 💅
No! No we're not gonna do this every Saturday! 😠
1:07 animation error.
He had it coming
1:26 GET HIM!!!
🍷GET HIM ! 😠
He still he has less ex then Quagmire
0:14
Doesn’t he sleep with all them at once by the end of the episode. Sounds like it’s all working for him
Stewie really put Brian in the line of fire. He might as well as handcuffed Brian to a chair and watch him get roasted
And he is so mamy times upset he not get the women.
And thats where we got the single-word saying: Women...
There is a few good lookers in the group, that one with the pink collar grrrrrrr
Bart also have some former girlfriends.
Get him!
Brian got around throughout the years. 😂🎉
He even got the fat one running for him
Big eggo lol
“Oh Brian, there you are. Look, I’ve been thinking about your situation with women, and I believe I’ve come up with a way to get to the source of the problem. Follow me.”
1 is a real dog.
What's up with these women!? Brian is a dog. A literal dog!!
So is Seabreeze.
One woman straight up rejected Brian for the simple fact that he was a dog.
You'd be surprised...
How is that blind girl knows where Brian is?
That blind girl knows that she hates dogs, and it so happens that Brian is a dog.
Damn...Brian is pulling Quagmire numbers