I won’t lie, I thought the delivery man kicking the food was for malicious intent. The fact he was not only instructed but had a spot where to place the food and then kick was a surprise. I am happy it was a good man following orders.
@@lion6379 customer: The time has come…execute order 66. Delivery man: it will be done my lord. *places food on target* Delivery man: Blast ‘em! *killing blow* Sorry couldn’t help myself after that.
you're happy some rando is making clickbait-views by paying a delivery guy to do something unconventional and wasteful ? Why do you think he was asked to kick it and why do you think there's already a camera recording at the front door? The reality of it is not any better than what you initially imagined.
I was thinking the same thing. When my babies were gassy I just googled what to do and it told me to pump his legs like a little bicycle. But good lord my babies could never hold that much air. She had a smaller baby after that exercise, I’ll tell ya that!
I'd have been worried, what if it was a revenge-situation? Like someone trying to hurt the feelings of their ex or, someone they're in a fight with? And you've just dropped off some broken milkshake and a cheeseburger with soil on it. That's just sad.
Whats funny is if you only tip a few dollars then it doenst even make a difference. Since door dash will just reduce your base pay and replace it with the tip.
@@Ali--554 fucking keyboard and pepe hands man well at least i can correct it. It's like typing fast that you forgot the words were missing some letters
That “trick” with manipulating the babies legs to loosen their bowels is a life saver. Did it with both my kids about an hour before long road trips. Massive poops would follow within 20 to 40 minutes so their bowels were good and empty for at least 5 hours. Make sure you feed them after diaper changes so their tummies are happy though.
@Bruh Bruh he gives credit to the creators he got the clips from. If he can, he doesn't use the rest of the video (by "if he can" I mean if the video is long, he doesn't use all of it). Some of these- no, a lot of these videos are already past their initial upload time, they're not the topic people talk about anymore but it is still fun to watch. Besides, wouldn't you think it's a refreshing way to check some good videos when your recommended are always full of just one thing? But I don't expect you to understand, after all you're named "Bruh Bruh" brruuuhhh.
@@billob4285 Silence, sheep The mathematical equation foreshadows the upcoming atom apocalypse. One, in which you will not last if you continue to cling towards your ignorance.
The homeless guy is trying to build a time machine, obviously, or send a message forward in time so his comrades can help him get back to the future. Message says “You didn’t send me far back enough. The plague has just started.”
You are probably more correct than you know, because as fantastical as a time machine would be, those diagrams of his look nothing like mathematical equations.
Yeah, so those math "equations" don't make any sense from what I can see. My mans either just mad or that math is so advanced that we haven't even reached that level of thinking yet.
what if those are math that been created by himself/ only him can understand it/ +he knew people will never understood towards the creation of his symbols?
I think he using common core and it’s physical impossible to travel through time using this method. But we can all simultaneously agree that Jeffery Epstein not kill himself
Wow, just wow... I know it looks like they shouldnt have done that in the first place but my heart just dropped when the cops caught only that one person 😓
@@LilmanRJ he isnt, it just seems like it due to the fact that scanthez was arguing against someone else and they deleted their comments or it got deleted
The homeless guy is trying to figure out a way to go back to his own timeline because the way things and people are right now is coconuts and he’s had enough.
@@awokiii7905 yes of course we know how a time machine would look like... the man is just homeless what makes him different from other scientists that aren't homeless
i know one who work in building towers and he use one of those tall machines he bring all his food with him took him 30 + to ride it and shit their u wont hold ur shit for that long .
I feel so bad for the kid with the robotic leg, at this point they shouldn't have stopped anyone, at least not him. it's like they made him felt like he's not normal
they didn't seem very determined to detain him, probably let him go but clip was conveniently cut. Also, no the kid isn't going to die because theres a few people at a concert😂
@@vomm We use dogs to find lost people, detect bombs, cancer, drugs and much more. They can smell things we cannot, so it's quite possible it makes very good sense to them why they're so happy to present this twig to their person. Let it go and relax a bit; we only live once.
That's not a homeless man, he's a timetraveler from the future trying to figure out a means of going back to his timeline with our current level of technology
@@skuudsss2662 Wow what an amazing comeback, you corrected my grammar. It might have to do with me being Swedish so I confused the two spellings but it's not relevant. The fact is that what he wrote on the window isn't even real equations or formulas and has nothing to do with either physics or math. So let me correct myself, it's gibberish. But don't take my word for it, ask anyone with a basic degree in physics.
I expect they are covidiots and didnt want him too close. Stop the fear guys. Its a 99.7% chance you will be ok. And its experiment still. Dont be guinea pigs
@B W No I mean look at CONSPIRACY Fact CDC has revoked PCR tests, covid deaths are inflated, vaccinations have killed minimum of 57,000 people as reaction reporting is being retrieved by manufacturers and not just CDC and only 1% are reported. The truth has been censored but if you bother to really look, its all right there on CDC website. Who isn't even an official government agency. Dont blame me because you are too lazy to find the real truth while hiding in your bubble and pretending there is no agenda here.
The person that ordered the food probably has their own soccer team and wants to see if they could have other people join so they are watching if he has good kicking skills. 200IQ move by them honestly.
Cat owner: hey boss I can't come today. Boss: why? Cat owner: because my cat is not giving me my keys that's why. Boss: understandable , have a nice day.
So this guy goes into the doctor for a prostate exam Doctor: "alright David, try not to get a boner" Patient: "but my name's Steve" Doctor: "I know. My name is David."
I’ve actually done that oil rig escape, although it was at a much smaller size. It was weird, and well it was raining when I tried so I got very wet as well. I did it at the oil museum in Stavanger.
For those who don’t know norwegian, here’s an translation: KAM0: Is ther an oil-museum in Norway? And where is it? MFN: Yes, just search it up and you’ll find some information on it
When I was a little boy, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason. Now at last I've managed to invent a time machine of my own, so I'm going to go back to when *he* was a little boy so I can punch him and see how he likes it! Can i get 10 s ů b s
I had to laugh because the only guy they could catch, they couldn't even bust cuz he never made it to the fence. Bet that cop must have been proud of himself that day...
*My Parents said if I become the most HATED RUclipsR with the most HATE comments on my Recent video I will win the prize of the Most HATED YTBER Word RECORD* 🎥🎥👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
Cat Owner: Hey boss I can’t come in today. Boss: Why not? Cat Owner: My cat won’t give me my keys. Boss: That’s one of the worst excuses I’ve ever heard. Come to work now. Cat Owner: sends video. Boss: Ok see you tomorrow.
The only person the police stopped was the guy with one leg....poor guy
The officer is too lazy
E
☹️ why'd it have to be him
Okay dude.
39 sec ago lol
That was actually a solid kick from the delivery person, give him a raise
Yea
Do you think delivery drivers have a quota on how many deliveries they should kick?
Mogiiiii
@@micahbell4774 new rule: Kick atleast 2 meals a day
Im pretty sure they gave him a big tip since he did it
"Are you a Homeless?" Him: "No". That's my favorite part.
LOL same
Most people, who do that actually aren’t homeless LOL at least where I live
He just got himself a couple bucks
he doesn't lie bruh
Same
He's not homeless, that's just what theoretical physicists look like
He was probably Bipolar and just got through watching A Beautiful Mind.
@@shaquilleobrien5722 you sound ignorant
@Shaquille O'Brien
Lawl what?! 😂
Stop with your race baiting nonsense
@@guanjuh7315 You sound ignorant also, also r/WOOOOSH
@@anjhindul lmao shut up redditor, there is no whoosh, shaq is just being blatantly racist 😂
Customer: ‘kick the food’
Delivery guy: welp, rules are rules
Kick my comment then…
@Bruh Bruh bruh
Ha
@UCQ7PIhP9z_dl7C6PyL76PPw I know 😔😔😔⛔️
@Bruh Bruh well he has to get his content from somewhere on the internet.
I won’t lie, I thought the delivery man kicking the food was for malicious intent. The fact he was not only instructed but had a spot where to place the food and then kick was a surprise. I am happy it was a good man following orders.
Good soldiers follow orders
@@lion6379
customer: The time has come…execute order 66.
Delivery man: it will be done my lord.
*places food on target*
Delivery man: Blast ‘em!
*killing blow*
Sorry couldn’t help myself after that.
you're happy some rando is making clickbait-views by paying a delivery guy to do something unconventional and wasteful ? Why do you think he was asked to kick it and why do you think there's already a camera recording at the front door?
The reality of it is not any better than what you initially imagined.
You're right. The act of kicking food is still horrible though.
I have a feeling he was meant to kick the food the other way though >.>
“This mom can make her baby toot on command.”
Bruh that’s just parenting 101
lol for real how is this a new thing? Can confirm it works on adults too! haha brrrt
I was thinking the same thing. When my babies were gassy I just googled what to do and it told me to pump his legs like a little bicycle. But good lord my babies could never hold that much air. She had a smaller baby after that exercise, I’ll tell ya that!
yea. unfortunately it doesn't really work that well in my (daughter) experience.
I took it personally when he said she figured it out.
if i do this to my child, soon they gonna hate me for accidentally breaking their legs
They actually ended up letting the kid go in and enjoy the concert. Just an FYI for anyone who wanted to know the outcome
W
@@Soulglo222 depends on how old you are. If you’re around 20, he’s an adult. But if you’re 30+ then yes, he’s a kid lol.
@@_austind ?
@@esther2170 you’ll understand years down the road.
@@_austind i look at 20-25year olds the same way i seen 5year olds as a kid. theyre literally babies. lol
Delivery Guy: “It’s rare for me to get tipped for kicking the food. Usually I’m kicking the food because I didn’t get tipped!”
Opposite Day
I post videos like daily dose of internet :)
I'd have been worried, what if it was a revenge-situation?
Like someone trying to hurt the feelings of their ex or, someone they're in a fight with?
And you've just dropped off some broken milkshake and a cheeseburger with soil on it.
That's just sad.
Fuq door dash and waiter, get the shit yourself lazy fuq
Whats funny is if you only tip a few dollars then it doenst even make a difference. Since door dash will just reduce your base pay and replace it with the tip.
That delivery guy could've been a professional soccer player if he left his job.
hey dad
Dude I see you a like on every channel I watch
@@bobhamilton2013 True
Hey look it’s the no life again
Yeah lol
plot twist: the homeless guy is just a fake narrative fiction experiment.
ok 👍
He said he wasn't homeless lol
@@nickkk420 no not that one. The homeless one doing math stuff
Good Will Hunting for tge homeless.
Lol
Those dogs were so proud of that stick. Must have been an incredibly clean yard
That man "no." was just spot on. At least he's honest about the beer
about*
i literally had a stroke reading that comment
Are you the omnissiah?
@@Ali--554 fucking keyboard and pepe hands man well at least i can correct it. It's like typing fast that you forgot the words were missing some letters
@@richy2485 no little one, I simply guards to what we held the ultimate treasure deep within the vaults
Math Guy: trying to unlock the hidden potential of the Fabergé eggs.
there's 311 likes but no replies?
Either that or the Kinder Surprise's.
@@Mawzi clearly we suck at math to give any comment
Hes trying to bring back roblox egg hunts
@@waffle5359 lol
That “trick” with manipulating the babies legs to loosen their bowels is a life saver. Did it with both my kids about an hour before long road trips. Massive poops would follow within 20 to 40 minutes so their bowels were good and empty for at least 5 hours. Make sure you feed them after diaper changes so their tummies are happy though.
I'm gonna need this advice someday
can i do this on exam day before school?
@@lukky6648 loool so true i get anxiety shits on exam days
This is life saving yet disgusting to be discussed about xD
What the hell are these comments? “I get anxiety shits when I have exam days” like wtf
I find it hilarious how the delivery guy stretched like he was about to perform a field-goal before kicking that bag xD
He held nothing back!
At least hes honest.
"Are you homeless?"
"No"
Why lie he needs beer.
@@meneither3834 why beer he needs lie
yeah but he needs beer bro
@@meneither3834 NO,the BEER needs HIM
lie beer he needs
Imagine how the kid with the robotic leg felt when he was the only person that didn't get in
Discrimination!
@Bruh Bruh which content he stole?
@@joaojoao6423 dude, check his comment history. He's trolling. Don't reply to him. He feeds on it.
@Bruh Bruh Bruh, he asks permission before using them, that's why he uploads around 2 videos per week.
@Bruh Bruh he gives credit to the creators he got the clips from. If he can, he doesn't use the rest of the video (by "if he can" I mean if the video is long, he doesn't use all of it). Some of these- no, a lot of these videos are already past their initial upload time, they're not the topic people talk about anymore but it is still fun to watch. Besides, wouldn't you think it's a refreshing way to check some good videos when your recommended are always full of just one thing?
But I don't expect you to understand, after all you're named "Bruh Bruh" brruuuhhh.
That homeless mathematician clearly is a Traveler stuck in our time.
He's not doing a very good job of following his Protocol 5 though
A random assortment of algebraic looking equations, electrical notation and drawings makes for a whole lot of gibberish.
100%
It's literally jibberish.
@@billob4285 Silence, sheep
The mathematical equation foreshadows the upcoming atom apocalypse. One, in which you will not last if you continue to cling towards your ignorance.
I feel like they trying to scam the delivery guy by telling him to kick then make a fake complain that the delivery guy kicked the food on purpose.
I mean he did kick it on purpose since the order said to. They complain, the company pulls up the order and then hangs up.
Pretty sure the person wanted to try making a viral video... and it seems to have worked. :-P
That lizard swiped left on every other lizard. He’s got standards.
It was literally just 2 or 3 dude and it's not tinder
@@iForix you missed the joke
@qasqer1004 it was definitely lizard tinder
*Professionals have standards*
@qasqer1004 you missed the joke bud
“are u homeless?”
“no”
“OKAY TAKE MY MONEY”
He is not lying. But he does get a check and pays most his money in rent.
who doesn't like free beer? 4D chess
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear add
Are you homeless?
Nope, just thirsty.
@@AxxLAfriku dear God it's you
“Why lie. I want beer.”
I’ve never seen such honesty.
Sure........beer
@@user-tp3wr8km1o I hope your videos stay at a nice 50/50 ratio
@@user-tp3wr8km1o SHUT UP
@@user-tp3wr8km1o yeah.. youre kinda mediocre at this whole bot thing aswell.
I have and I bought him 2
I like the fact that the delivery guy took his time and distance before the kick.
The homeless guy is trying to build a time machine, obviously, or send a message forward in time so his comrades can help him get back to the future. Message says “You didn’t send me far back enough. The plague has just started.”
You are probably more correct than you know, because as fantastical as a time machine would be, those diagrams of his look nothing like mathematical equations.
Oh god
@@user-tp3wr8km1o well they lied now shut up
Wait really?
whats scary is that my mother is actually saying theres a new virus worse than covid
Guy: hello I'd like to order a quesadilla please
Operator: do you want it mild or spicy?
Guy: just give it a slight kick
There was nothing slight about that kick lmao
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch true letsgoo 😈
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch Based BLM
@@thedenseone6443 i am pretty sure the mea is now in a different dimension for how strong that kick was
Lol
"YO, you're not gonna believe what we found"
" What is it"
" A stick"
" No no its a 'small' stick."
"Finally, a stick that can pass through the doorway!"
@@wireworks4252 lmao
?
Smol sticc
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this
Love how proud the dogs are that got that stick LOL!!!! The lizard scrolling was pretty amazing!
Since it doesn't seem like real math, he's probably solving some metaphysical equation, that will allow him to levitate and throw fireballs
I think hes trying to build a time machine
Nah he found the Faberge egg of destiny and wants to eat it
A METHamathical equation if you will. 😂
just like hackers in minecraft
Lmao I think everybody knows he just wants to look smart so he just decided to write nonsense
Us mere mortals are lucky to live and see this “homeless man” who is really just a time traveler
Time travel is not possible
@@freeplex589 you must be fun at parties
@@freeplex589 time travel is possible, just not for intact humans.
@@freeplex589 Breaking news a new concept has been created it is called “sarcasm” whatever that is
Probably from the future stuck in our time and is now trying to remake his time machine 😮💨💀
The lizard one made my mental health smile
ayy check
Heyy
I love your vids 😁😁😁
Same I need one for emotional support
oi aye
Homeless man is actually time traveler, he’s trying to go back into his timeline, he grew tired of this generation
Yeah, so those math "equations" don't make any sense from what I can see. My mans either just mad or that math is so advanced that we haven't even reached that level of thinking yet.
It's more like art, than math. It seems to cover multiple subjects. Some of it looks to be math, though, so maybe a mathematician gone mad.
I agree, it looks like a hodgepodge of things that _look like_ equations but are just sketches.
maybe that's his gimmick to get people to give him money, he's a mad scientist Street performer
what if those are math that been created by himself/ only him can understand it/ +he knew people will never understood towards the creation of his symbols?
Probably... 🤔
he aint no homeless man, hes a time traveler stuck in time
Using basic math in his time to figure out how to get back
Was he wearing an Einstein wig?
0:56 Yeah.
The egg shaped time machine is what he is tryna build again. 😀
@@fahm8097 homeless dude made me surprised and impressed about how legit it his ‘math’ was, regardless if it was fake
I think he using common core and it’s physical impossible to travel through time using this method. But we can all simultaneously agree that Jeffery Epstein not kill himself
"Are you homeless?"
"No!"
*Top 10 Anime Plot Twists*
I'd actually watch that.
@@ace9758 id watch anything at this point. Corona got me running out on stuff
@@user-tp3wr8km1o SSHUT UPPPPP
@@user-tp3wr8km1o honestly i think all this spamming is helping you become very hated but not well known lmao
Wow, just wow...
I know it looks like they shouldnt have done that in the first place but my heart just dropped when the cops caught only that one person 😓
Little did we know, the homeless man was planning the biggest heist of all time.
@Damon Thomas Duuude give him time its only been an hour
Que the mission impossible music! 🎶🎼🎶🎼
I hope he successfully did it
e
lmfao
Man I cracked out laughing at the second one:
"are you homeless?"
- visible moment of confusion "no!"
@@username-xo1ps why you talking to your self ?
New on youtube?
@@LilmanRJ he isnt, it just seems like it due to the fact that scanthez was arguing against someone else and they deleted their comments or it got deleted
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch bay zed
Literally Homer simpson
1:37 all ya gotta do is pick the cat up with the keys in his mouth and just unlock the door its like using the cat as a key chain
Not work, Polish cat are smarter than Polish government.
@@SnoWbullll Yeeep and it's not because the cats are so smart - they're just like any other cats xD
Probably they needed to take the keys with them
Lmao
@@freerealm1966 then they should take the CAT with em
2:09 That was a perfect time to say that the lizard was swiping through the new Slinder app…
"Are you homeless?"
*"No"*
Funniest thing I've heard today
Act broke to stay rich, man is living 5 parallel universes ahead of us.
He helping Poor stomach he is not homeless
@Bruh Bruh stfu man 😐
Ikr
You'd be surprised how many of these people begging for handouts at stoplights aren't homeless and are living fairly comfortably.
i actually feel so much empathy for the one legged guy who didn't make it in. must've sucked
dont worry, he tweeted that the cop let him inside.
or he could have bought a ticket instead of trying to break the law?
@@iris657 or better yet buy a new leg
One from a big black dude so that he limps from the disproportion lmaoo
He did get in. He got a vip ticket from a performer and got back stage passes.
"We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request."
@ˑ nah
@ˑ bruh you’ve started joining those cloud chasers
@@InternetWeb nice!
Peel the crust of my burger
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED RUclipsR!* 🎥🎥👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
When "drone footage" is actually a film of a drone.
The oil rig escape plan looks, horrifyingly slow!
And flammable
It looks like it’d be fun at a playground
The only other option is waiting for a helicopter you're away, or jumping hundreds or even thousands of feet into the sea.
@@jamier65551 that’s true but is it really the only solution
@@jamier65551 i know feet is different from Meter but thousends?? Anyway a slide Like on airplanes would be good
The homeless guy was actually drawing a blueprint for his new house.
wtf? don't be dumb.
he was obviously solving the mystery to our existence smh
bruh dont be so dumb
he was going to make a rocket to get to mars
its Rick.
Its the formula to make crack
He was theoretical physicist.
The homeless guy is trying to figure out a way to go back to his own timeline because the way things and people are right now is coconuts and he’s had enough.
"coconuts" that was cringe.
@@iwuanadie1058 Saying things are cringe is cringe.
@@Kingdom_Heart saying things are cringe is cringe is cringe
cringeception
the bubba hotep sequel's looking pretty interesting
Her: "Boss I can't come work today"
Boss: "Why?"
Her: "Cat has they house keys and isn't cooperating"
Boss: ". . ."
He was just helping him accomplish his dreams of being a professional soccer player
Lol
A
True
@@I_will_defeat_everyone E
@@Zaid.Masood I really hate it when people like you spam comments about self promo
That lizard's a real chad, just left swiping everyone.
@@InternetWeb stfu
@@InternetWeb Didn't ask
Plot twist: the homeless guy is a time traveler trying to go back home
That would actually make sense
@@crazyeye1 what how!?!?!
I was thinking maybe he was trying to figure out how to time travel. The egg shaped object looked like a time machine
@@awokiii7905 yes of course we know how a time machine would look like... the man is just homeless what makes him different from other scientists that aren't homeless
@@dio.2115 do you not get the joke or are you being sarcastic
The lizard is just looking for a date
As bad as it sounds, I wish I was on an oil rig that caught on fire just to ride down that slide
Hopefully it's not too slow.
Pay attention to ur HCIM!
…..until the slide catches fire!
Better hope it doesn't melt......
i know one who work in building towers and he use one of those tall machines he bring all his food with him took him 30 + to ride it and shit their u wont hold ur shit for that long .
Imagine telling your boss that your innocent cat was the only thing delaying you from going to work lol
'innocent' ha i bet it knew exactly what it was doing
The solution was simple: extract the key from the key ring
Nothing innocent about that cat!!!
Don't make a ball your key ring
Bro I would of forced bros mouth open tf lol
I feel so bad for the kid with the robotic leg, at this point they shouldn't have stopped anyone, at least not him. it's like they made him felt like he's not normal
That's because he's crippled. If the officer let him go then he wouldn't be able to survive with that much chaotic energy and the fans at well.
Looks like Aussie police to me. Could be entirely wrong but with the way NWS is right now, that seems pretty par for the course.
they didn't seem very determined to detain him, probably let him go but clip was conveniently cut.
Also, no the kid isn't going to die because theres a few people at a concert😂
Other comments are saying je actually got a backstage pass from one of the performers
It's more along the lines of making sure he didn't hurt himself jumping the fence lol
The homeless man will be Einstein if given opportunity
Maybe he is EINSTEIN!
Those doggies are so proud of that little stick they found and I love them.
it's just a stick there are dozens in every wood it makes no sense they are proud
@@vomm You don't know much about dogs, do you?
Yes and I am proud of them
@@jackreid2664 Are they YOURS???!!! Or are you a dog lover who is by virtue proud of them?!
@@vomm We use dogs to find lost people, detect bombs, cancer, drugs and much more. They can smell things we cannot, so it's quite possible it makes very good sense to them why they're so happy to present this twig to their person. Let it go and relax a bit; we only live once.
I cannot describe how passionately I want to know what is the homeless guy writing on the window
He was trying to find out who candice is.
@@jimbojigs368 who’s Candice?
He was trying to figure out obama's last name
I've actually consulted to some professionals about this and found that the writing is actually a contingent solution to quantify the BofA equation
@@jimbojigs368 oh you are so busted when i tell mom what you are trying to trick people with
Imagine that lizard swiping through the other lizards, then Mark Zuckerberg's face shows up
OR NANCY PELOSI! 😵😟🥺
Or the queen
I don't get why people call him a for some reason
i figure he'd swipe right at that point
@@changsiah2 no
Delivery guy: Finally my dream come true!
That's not a homeless man, he's a timetraveler from the future trying to figure out a means of going back to his timeline with our current level of technology
Nice theory. 👍
yeah, and its powered by beer.
Ok
Yeah just like Barry Allen in flash season 4 or 5 I geuss
@@massij8147 I guess he meant "back to the future" :)
That man's not homeless, that man is trying to get back home
So you're saying he doesn't currently have a home
@@limiv5272 he wants to find a way out to go back to Mars.
@@limiv5272 he does, he's just trying to get to it...
@@limiv5272 see the implication is Time Travel and/or Space Travel
@@user-wq9mw2xz3j I thought the original comment was about time travel, but I suppose it also works for another planet or something
That’s actually a common thing moms do to relieve gas in their babies
I wouldn't know, my mom barely fed or kept me alive, that was weird as Hell for me to witness here lol
@@gongoozleriam9783 huh?? Elaborate, I care to know
@Bruh Bruh hes not, people give him permission to post their videos on his channel.
@Bruh Bruh stop spamming
@Bruh Bruh he buys the rights to them stfu
1:55 what would happen if it breaks, especially during an overload or catching fire, and you will become like a fish in a net?
"Homeless mathmetician" Just trying to find a way back to his time period with our current technology.
It's literally jibberish.
@@larsgoran9926 you can't even properly spell gibberish
@@skuudsss2662 Wow what an amazing comeback, you corrected my grammar. It might have to do with me being Swedish so I confused the two spellings but it's not relevant. The fact is that what he wrote on the window isn't even real equations or formulas and has nothing to do with either physics or math. So let me correct myself, it's gibberish. But don't take my word for it, ask anyone with a basic degree in physics.
@@larsgoran9926 shut up kid
@@larsgoran9926 you can just edit your original comment then I'll delete mine, no one's gonna know..
The dogs with their tiny stick: it ain't much, but its honest work.
No, no i don’t think I will
imagine if that person delivered the food to the wrong house and kicked it like that
what then
Or imagine if the person who asked for delivery was just a jerk, they ask the delivery guy to kick it and post it on social media without context.
I expect they are covidiots and didnt want him too close. Stop the fear guys. Its a 99.7% chance you will be ok. And its experiment still. Dont be guinea pigs
@B W No I mean look at CONSPIRACY Fact CDC has revoked PCR tests, covid deaths are inflated, vaccinations have killed minimum of 57,000 people as reaction reporting is being retrieved by manufacturers and not just CDC and only 1% are reported. The truth has been censored but if you bother to really look, its all right there on CDC website. Who isn't even an official government agency. Dont blame me because you are too lazy to find the real truth while hiding in your bubble and pretending there is no agenda here.
@B W And I never mentioned anything you did. Dont put off your fears on me.
That slide actually look kinda fun
Damn, if only that kid wasn’t a foot behind everyone else.
They definitely had a leg up on on him
That popo stopped him to say I'M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG MAN
Well said my guy I feel bad for him too...
You guys using this thread as some sort of crutch?
If i was that guy I'd trip someone to prevent the police from keeping me form the concert.
Parents: "Don't play with food"
Delivery guy: Then I'll kick the food"
you have no name. what
@@gabrielbauer5595 cursive fonts
@@AudioMixedVideoAMV how cursive fonts?
@@白キロ It was cursive when I posted this comment,now I changed it
@@Flare_kil oh, in my phone i couldn't see
When your dream was to be a footballer, but your parents forced you to be a food delivery guy.
that was one hell of a kick though sheeesh
Hi
Verified hmmm.....let me guess 1.5k likes in an hour?
Okay dude.
Footballer sound so weird to my American ears
I think those workers are scrambling the billboard because the advertiser didn't pay their bill.
Homeless man was writing gibberish and hes getting a kick out of everyone wasting their time trying to decipher nonsense.
I had that same thought, but you got to give it to him, he's obviously intelligent enough to make it look very convincing if it is nonsense.
@@Bob-of-Zoid it's staged
@@orang1921 their point still stands
@@charliethealien7 the point is wrong because he probably never even drew it himself
That's what you think. The homeless man is from the future and trying to figure out how to go back.
That homeless guy be like, " my goals are beyond your understanding "
That homeless guy be like damn this a good batch.
Yeah
Ok
**writes equation on office window**
*my goals are beyond your understanding.*
Those workers knew what they were doing when they put up " o i hot "
The person that ordered the food probably has their own soccer team and wants to see if they could have other people join so they are watching if he has good kicking skills. 200IQ move by them honestly.
Wow four spam bots all at once
Sounds expensive tho
"soccer" lol
Nah they just knew they will gain more than the tipped amount if this video goes viral
Waste of food tho
Food delivery...
Ya YEEEEEET
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Ok
Ok
ProtoMario? More like UnfunnyMario
ProtoMario? More like UnfunnyMario
That homeless guy is on the verge to summon aliens to The Earth.
He is not homeless
Lolly Lolly He ment the other one lol
My bad ✌️
He is in Area 51 now
He's trying to work out how to get free beer
Your DDOI is my daily dose of happy.....TY
The people that gave him the instructions were not having a good day.
“Kick it to let me know it has been delivered”
Have a great day if you read this
Lol
Hi
Maybe they were just needed new soccer players and wanted to see how good his kick was
seeing the man with one leg trying to waddle his self into the concert was sooo sad i feel bad
😂😂😂😂😂 yoooo i was looking for any comments tied to that clip that shit was funnyy! Unfuckingreal 😂
why, because you can't just buy a ticket?
It's only sad that he got caught. We can't forget that the entire group was doing something bad though.
Cat owner: hey boss I can't come today.
Boss: why?
Cat owner: because my cat is not giving me my keys that's why.
Boss: understandable , have a nice day.
"A nice day" is short for "a nice bringing your pets to work day" then?
@@nirui.o no, it's short for "have a nice day, you're fired!"
That oil rig slide actually looked fun not gonna lie.
I’d be sea sick at the end of it tho!
Imagine opening the door exactly when the guy kicked the food
just how would you react if this actually happened
_GOAL!_
Me on the ground gasping for air:~ᵀʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒᵒᵈ~
The man asked him to do it, so if i'd ask this, i should applause the man for his nice kick
He kicks it right into my arms
@@Nae1107 ?
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
~George Carlin
You shall be hearted
Have a great day if you read this
So this guy goes into the doctor for a prostate exam
Doctor: "alright David, try not to get a boner"
Patient: "but my name's Steve"
Doctor: "I know. My name is David."
You got it right
Lol
Just think of the cat as a large key ring and take him with you in your purse.
Now we’re talking
😹😹😹 I friggin love this
Finally: A smart/funny comment.
@@billbauer9795 finally: a nice profile with alliteration.
That might just work
The lizard swiping the lizards made me laugh out loud.😂
I’ve actually done that oil rig escape, although it was at a much smaller size. It was weird, and well it was raining when I tried so I got very wet as well. I did it at the oil museum in Stavanger.
Er det olje museum i Stavanger? Og hva er det?
@@KAM0_ ja, bare søk det opp så er det sikkert litt informasjon om det.
For those who don’t know norwegian, here’s an translation:
KAM0: Is ther an oil-museum in Norway? And where is it?
MFN: Yes, just search it up and you’ll find some information on it
Random somewhat-kinda-quasi-semi-pseudo Ω-noob tyvm
@@randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065 haha thanks
Everyone: "oh, he is just a mad homeless guy just ignore him"
Homeless guy (smirks): "i did it..now i am coming to meet you newton".
He invented time machine 😂
Underrated comment
When I was a little boy, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason.
Now at last I've managed to invent a time machine of my own, so I'm going to go back to when *he* was a little boy so I can punch him and see how he likes it!
Can i get 10 s ů b s
@@SujalJaiswar
Lol you got my sub bro
@@alonebuthappy334 one day I was bullied. That's in 23 years from now. I came to study the bullier. See his ways
Goodwill hunting
That homeless mathematician is actually writing the secrets of our universe
it's a meth recipe
@ (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ meth math
or the secret to find out who is the real SCP-001
hes a methmatician
I think it's Albert Einstein trying to figure out how to make time machine
"YO!, It dont look right!"
LMFAO
The poor guy with the prosthetic, even the police guy stopping him looked like he felt bad
@@user-tp3wr8km1o I mean, this guy's a bot and all but he ain't lying.
To be fair, it was for the kid's safety. He did get a free backstage ticket afterwards tho.
Owner:"Puszczaj!"
Cat: *angery tractor noises*
POLSKA GUROM
She said puštaj.. pushtaj. That means "leave it" also on Croatian 🙂
@@propro693 im pretty sure that one was in Polish
@@propro693 and it also means the same thing in our great Serbian language
@@Donald_Trump_2024 slavic
I know people were jumping the fence and they shouldn’t be doing that but I feel bad for the man.
I had to laugh because the only guy they could catch, they couldn't even bust cuz he never made it to the fence. Bet that cop must have been proud of himself that day...
@@freedapeeple4049 stfu, he did it for his safety
@@freedapeeple4049 He did it for his safety, he could've gotten hurt because he has only 1 leg (and a mechanical one)
Mr. Glass doesn't know his limitations. Someone had to step in.
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 stop, you have violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence
This actually happened to my mom, she ordered food but the driver was mad he only got a $5 tip! So he kicked it and ruined the food
Human: *chillin*
Dogs: *finds stick and brings it to human*
Human: _huh-_
Dogs: _my happiness is immeasurable_
This actually made my day 😂
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Okay dude.
I post videos like daily dose of internet :)
Cat Owner: Hey boss I can’t come in today.
Boss: Why not?
Cat Owner: My cat won’t give me my keys.
Boss: That’s one of the worst excuses I’ve ever heard. Come to work now.
Cat Owner: sends video.
Boss: Ok see you tomorrow.
All you have to do is Pinch one ear of the cat rather hard and it will drop anything. Works on my dog.
If I were the boss I'd be like: "Quit being a dumb-ass and put out a cat treat. Obviously it has to open it's mouth, so then you snatch the keys."
@@bigpuppy9923 it’s a cat, it would drop the keys and probably bite your hand or nose
Linus Tech Tips be like:
@@bigpuppy9923 is your dog a cat?
this channel is my only medicine in quarantine.