You know, despite his stupidity and seemingly dumb tactics, Tank is actually a fairly good general. He has complete control of his forces almost always and can defeat larger forces relatively easily. Moments like his first siege of Hali actually shows this, especially in the way he commands his phalanx and infantry.
@@saulgabeavilla5160 yeah I am, except you have never been to a non birthday party little boy. Oh no I shamed your favorite RUclipsr. Listen, you probably only like this guy due to other people liking him. Stop being a follower and go outside.
Funnily enough, historically, a Persian spy fooled the Spartans into going into the ravine, which got trapped and killed by Persian archers and infantry.
Honestly, strong warriors who fight not for personal gain, but just because they want to or because it’s funny might be the scariest thing. They want nothing and can lose nothing… Thanks for the history lesson
I love how while he records videos with the immunity of cancellation, all while literally teaching us about history. One of the best content creators right here
12:43 At that point you could have definitely shown a meme of either in lord of the rings when the nazgul pushes the gate over or Kingdom Come deliverance in the slaughter of Skalitz the scene where the gate get pushed by some random cavalry.
im a persian and i can say the fact that persians used very smort tactics such as attacking from behind and sending lights as discariton or using vietnam tactics even tho vietnan war didnt exits back then plus tank fish was very accurate
I know the Chaos Legion and all the associates of it are supposed to be the army that is just pure chaos and memes, but in the heat of battle, Tank Fish can be an amazing general. No really,the first raid on the castle you can hear Tank Fish actually giving strategic orders and he actually makes good decisions.
I think Tank Fish is really an ultra chad because he can build literal war machine, create a good attack move and strategically arrange every tactic for his troop
The Chaos Legion is a legion spanning generations, and here we see an accurate reenactment of the best efforts of the legion led by their former leader, ancestor of Tank Fish. Also E.
The chaos legion also provides everyone with a woman (slave) to do all the work at the house and do all the building, legend says they had astolfo body pillows dating their creation
fun fact the Persian immortal army was called immortal because they were always 10,000 troops when one died they were replaced so the number stayed the same
At this point, Tank Fish subordinates should make a time traveling machine and should replace the Persian Commander with him instead. He will make a great history, and also his army dancing.
Oh Great Demon God thank you for teaching us these strategies of war especially the Master Flake as well as the demonstration and teaching of some of Greek war history
They're called "The Immortals" bc if someone died they'll be immediately replaced keeping the number of soldiers at 10000 making the illusion that they're "immortals"
I remember when u had like 50k subs and u did the 50k sub special on arsenal. I stopped watching you cause of school work but damn u have grown quite the channel, keep up the good work
Before this there was a video he made called "prehistoric war crimes" This video is called "ancient war crimes" Therefore, we can expect a "modern warcrimes" but more likely "futuristic warcrimes" But that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY
My children, like, subscribe and FEED E to the algorithm as always. I require more exposure. Thank you very much
Yes
E and also no problem. You're the best RUclipsr bud.
E
Time to called everyone who isnt our empire's people babarian
W
This is completely fine, the geneva convention has not been invented yet. I respect your genius, tank fish.
Hey god…. What kind of war crimes are possible to commit before the Geneva convention was invented?
tank fish
@@sirius_solaris i agree what could you do before it was made?
God warcrimes
@@sirius_solaris anything my child. Anything..
ah yes
A raid group committing ancient war crimes in a children’s lego game
now this is my type of content
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
agreed
Nani
same
@@evanytgaming1986 wrong yt channel
You know, despite his stupidity and seemingly dumb tactics, Tank is actually a fairly good general. He has complete control of his forces almost always and can defeat larger forces relatively easily. Moments like his first siege of Hali actually shows this, especially in the way he commands his phalanx and infantry.
the only reason his team is so coordinated is cause he's in a discord call with them, his tactics are not good
@@PosterityIslesNews No matter how good your squad is, a billion people with no equipment can beat them. (Unless you use nukes)
@@fastsnake1 exactly, which is why he won with sheer numbers
@@PosterityIslesNews gamer, he was outnumbered
*”You can’t be arrested for war crime if it is not a crime yet”*
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Yes
Yes and you got, I think you got it right, we can't commit war crimes if geneva doesn't exist or if it isn't a crime
ruclips.net/video/UDz7Z9GvZtw/видео.html
YES
It’s not a war crime if you win the war
What I fucking love about tank fish is that he actually knows the history behind these games and thus can meme it with historical accuracy in mind.
*Naval warfare intensifies*
He absolutely failed talking about this battle, sounds like you need to do some research.
@@GoldenHawk_ Sounds like you're fun at parties
@@saulgabeavilla5160 yeah I am, except you have never been to a non birthday party little boy. Oh no I shamed your favorite RUclipsr. Listen, you probably only like this guy due to other people liking him. Stop being a follower and go outside.
@@GoldenHawk_ Ayoo,, chill with that
Its just Roblox after all,
none of us should be hostile about it.
:)
"Lads! What's your profession?" “I’m a Persian spy sir.” “AY WHO SAID THAT?!” That was hilarious
yup
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bro i started the video and that part happened at the same time as i read this, wtf
Yea i loved that too
Funnily enough, historically, a Persian spy fooled the Spartans into going into the ravine, which got trapped and killed by Persian archers and infantry.
2:30 love that one dude preemptively surrendered while walking towards the phalanx 😂
Oh yeah I see him
I actually studied greek language, culture and mythology for 2 years and this has been the best lesson I had
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You must of had terrible lessons
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"Flank em and spank em"
-Sun tzu, the art of war.
Yamete kudasai
@@eugenepile7036 ey boss
Yes
14:23 sauce
@@koridesu7270 to love ru
The Thespians may be strong but can they beat Goku?
yes
@@Crismiliard no
Depends on how much drip goku is wearing
You should gix your proplem with drip goku
@@samirbelica2358 yes
At 7:12 tank fish rlly took "im a one man army" to a whole nother level😂😂🗿🗿🗿
Man this vid rlly made my day❤
Honestly, strong warriors who fight not for personal gain, but just because they want to or because it’s funny might be the scariest thing. They want nothing and can lose nothing…
Thanks for the history lesson
In the words of alfred, "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"This is SPARTA!!!"
*kicks astolfo off to a hole*
"I guess she really fell for that 'trap huh?" Ba doom ching
What the hell did I read lol
*you have made the worst mistake ever*
He*
Astolfo is from fate and there was the archer vs heavy infantry clip that was from fate
Perfect
I love how while he records videos with the immunity of cancellation, all while literally teaching us about history. One of the best content creators right here
"What is your profession?"
"Im a Persian spy sir."
"WHO SAID THAT?"
fav conversation in the entire video.
6:00 There were 5 guys, what did they do? They all tried to beat him solo. Their one advantage (numbers) they didn’t use
Once again tank fish uses his tank fish eternal mangekyo sharingan
he legit looked like doctor strange looking for the outcome of the fight xd
people in this game love to rp
@@__-ic7si if their role is to play idiots, then they've done a pretty good job
Assassins creed mfs
I can imagine people who have learned more history from Tank fish than from school
Stop calling me out
fun fact : i got test from sparta and aten's wars next week and this vid rly helps lol
I learned history from fucking memes
According to the historic knowledge that I have as a Greek this video is historically accurate in every situation
Even the time when the battering ram moves by itself?
never thought i would get a history lesson from this guy
why does this explain more about history than my history class
True
because you obviously didn't pay attention
12:43 At that point you could have definitely shown a meme of either in lord of the rings when the nazgul pushes the gate over or Kingdom Come deliverance in the slaughter of Skalitz the scene where the gate get pushed by some random cavalry.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
im a persian and i can say the fact that persians used very smort tactics such as attacking from behind and sending lights as discariton or using vietnam tactics even tho vietnan war didnt exits back then plus tank fish was very accurate
Im persian too man
Wait you from Iran?
vietnam also didn't exist back then
@@ut2819*china appears*
I love your games. You are so funny. I will keep laughing at some of your videos keep up the good work
5:40 I love how he says "neuron activated" instead of neurons as he clearly knows that he has only one neuron
I don't think it's that deep it can be a misspelt word but you are funny
Tank fish: ancient war crimes on Roblox
Genghis khan: “not bad kid”
Genghis khan not genghis khan't
EHHHHHH?
5:40 Tank’s legendary 1v7 moment
This guy is litterally better than my history teacher 100% would recommend
What a bad history teacher
When you play the game before tank fish makes a video out of it :
*Signature look of superiority *
I already played it before B)
relatable
When you were in tank fish's video :
* Signature look of superiority *
I played roblox bedwars before tank made a vid on it
As a Greek i can confirm that we were flossing at the bodies of Persians at Thermopylae
Nah bro he survived his finale stand alone that was just epic
All hail TankFish! Let's be proud of having so good war crimes commiter...
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what
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I know the Chaos Legion and all the associates of it are supposed to be the army that is just pure chaos and memes, but in the heat of battle, Tank Fish can be an amazing general. No really,the first raid on the castle you can hear Tank Fish actually giving strategic orders and he actually makes good decisions.
I think Tank Fish is really an ultra chad because he can build literal war machine, create a good attack move and strategically arrange every tactic for his troop
He also soloed multiple people AT ONCE.
Not as great as the Starscape Playerbase doe 😤😤😤
@@imnotwritingmyrealname6451 idk why but everyone on tank fish video is a NOOB
@@yes-hz8lv Hey I'm just being historically accurate.
"I'm a persian spy sir!"
Tanks friends "Ey who said that?!"
Also tanks friends *does nothing about it*
Tank: want to invade the persains with us?
Imagine being so in such a badass army that your average KD ratio is remembered on wikipedia around a millenia later
The Chaos Legion is a legion spanning generations, and here we see an accurate reenactment of the best efforts of the legion led by their former leader, ancestor of Tank Fish. Also E.
The chaos legion also provides everyone with a woman (slave) to do all the work at the house and do all the building, legend says they had astolfo body pillows dating their creation
Who was the first leader?
@@bogeeb2567 Tankicus Fishicus
FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!!
I like ur new WAY u talk about ur tactics 6:52
"Appear weak when your actually strong"
-Tank Fish
The art of genocide.
omg finaly after years i found this game back tysm cant wait to play it again❤
I genuinely love Tank's history lessons
fun fact the Persian immortal army was called immortal because they were always 10,000 troops when one died they were replaced so the number stayed the same
Correct, I can confirm as a Persian myself
@@ayyarmia9186 wait huh
@@ayyarmia9186 Persian spy
@@ayyarmia9186 INTO’THE YOGURT PIT
@@Gigognes THIS IS MADNESS
Tankfish together: weak.
Tankfish alone: Activating Blood God mode.
dead army: satisfied.
His power of the edgy only activates when he’s solo. Then he can unleashed chaos on those upon him XD
he reached max level in almost any goddamn anime games in roblox there're no way he's bad
"drafted farmers" tank fish always make me laugh at every vid he makes and its so rare for me to watch till the end without laughing😂
Yall should play “Riot” a Madness Combat based game AND you can toss people off a building
yes
sounds like a good game.
He pinned it it might happen
@@anuragneelam8527 no he didn't.
please i really hope he plays it man
Despite all the shenanigans tank fish seems to be quite good at commanding his dudes
as long as the team is cooperative its easy
@@baconboi5981 my section doesnt listen to me
Enemy’s: AAAA RUN-
His side: we must fight like gods and we must not run
Idk what’s more funny the video itself or the fact that tank fish knows more about the fight thermopylea than most Greeks…
The feeling of superiority playing this game before the video is great
Tankfish's secret army has existed for several millennia, here we see one of their earliest conquests
You could make a religion out of this.
@@awddwa6544 or an assassin's creed equivalent game series that shows the origins of tankfish's army
@@awddwa6544 there already is
The best part is tank fish can teach what my teacher can't lol
Dude same they made ys do self study
Dude same they made ys do self study
My most favourite youtuber that gives me happiness
"when fighting your enemy look menacing so they pussy out then put them down,"
Sun Tzu Art of War
I like how tankfish calls him self an idiot when he made the best plan
God I miss the old days of the Chaos Legion
they been around for like 2 months
Remember when ranking to elite was just going 100 20 in d day?
Ive rewatched this 5 times and it gets funnier everytime
“All warfare is based” -Sun Tzu “Art of War”
As a person that plays this game a lot, I can confirm this video is accurate.
What game is it?
Yes comrade
@@Chris_TW bleeding blades
At this point, Tank Fish subordinates should make a time traveling machine and should replace the Persian Commander with him instead. He will make a great history, and also his army dancing.
5:16 i love how in this part you can see tank fish running into the ravine
Thank you Tank, I will now play this game non-stop until I burn out like I did with Blood & Iron.
At least in this game people at least TRY to use tactics. In blood and iron everyone be playing it like a WW1/2 shooter.
@@Demicleas and there's a tutorial
@@Demicleas well tactics barely work honestly, have you seen a good shield wall? They don't exist outside of organized groups lol
@@Demicleas yeah freaking boring plus the hackers and the fact that bullets don't git half of the time even if your shotting from almost 0 range
ruclips.net/video/UDz7Z9GvZtw/видео.html
I love the 300 references and historical references, a true chad.
Does historical references include random JoJo references?
@@ryanfarrelly4647 no
Oh Great Demon God thank you for teaching us these strategies of war especially the Master Flake as well as the demonstration and teaching of some of Greek war history
This video will singlehandedly help me with my Ancient Greece unit in school lol
This guy deserve 10M subs tbh he is underated..
Well youtube doesn't want him to even reach 1 mill
@@robbieaulia6462 hes to good thats why
@@robbieaulia6462 ikr
he's so much of a fucking unit that youtube probably got scared of him.
so true
tankfish, remember rise of nations? you should play again, they have added nukes
:) Y E S
Oh ho hoo Tank fish will no holding back now
He said that he will play it again if the Vatican gets added
Things are about to get *J U I C Y*
YESSS NORTH KOREA KIM-
JONG UN STRATEGY
"Meme them till they cry, then make memes about them crying" - Sun Tzu Art of war
The part 'oh my god its actually working' sounded like blaza
I love the testudo formation formed on the siege map at the start of the vid it was nice and accurate only of they had square shields
"I have a history test tommorw, thank you mommy tank."
- escanor
They're called "The Immortals" bc if someone died they'll be immediately replaced keeping the number of soldiers at 10000 making the illusion that they're "immortals"
Top 10 greatest clutch on history
"To beat an enemy,you must exploit there weakness and abuse your power"
-Sun tzu
-every war ever
7:08 bro that was sick.
I'm Greek lol and I'm happy to see some who isn't greek to interact with our history
I’m Persian and same here
Ok cool
We only care bout those goodass stories
Same
i love greek mythology
Ik im like 2 years or so late but as a greek person i approve this video
3:40
"Lazy, what kind of defence is this?!"
*"I AM THE DEFENCE"*
brillant refrence lord lidox. you are truely a man of cultrue.
Ah yes🗿
Tank fish supplying us with semi-technoblade content while he hasn't uploaded yet
I miss techno
@@abhijitsinghsidhu-jaid5578 Idk man, kinda gay to me
@@anormalperson1188 Yeah it does seem kinda gay.
monotone voice
true
When I try throwing a javelin or shooting an arrow, it goes either as low as the underworld or as high as Olympus
Now im convinced that this guy spends 7hours a day to search memes and put them every second in his video
"there is no war without a nuke code"
- Sun Tzu
K/D ratio was GOD lvl all who apposed were gifts to the blood god
The point is: *Bro A History Teacher can't beat Tank Fish in an argument...*
W way to start the video, like a god
Best history lesson ever
I remember when u had like 50k subs and u did the 50k sub special on arsenal.
I stopped watching you cause of school work but damn u have grown quite the channel, keep up the good work
Tank has the power to stop time when he thinks of a plan attack
I GOT SO HYPED FOR THE 1v5 JESUS TANK FISH YOU GOD!
actually hit the enemy with effective war formations and bodied the hell out of them
Nigerundayo
Oh yes, this is very accurate to the history book.
8:26 Apparently my friend from school said "Hey boss." Tbh it was a blessing for him to say it.
7:10 This is why TankFish is the leader of this big stupid but strong and lucky (not every time but usually) gang
Ah yes next time you should go to war as Spartans, the perfect job for the chaos legion
Maybe a war like 300's
Job? More like blowjo-
Tankfish army
Death: 9 Warriors
Kills:Entire Empire and wall attack
True power of Tank Fishes IQ
True power of the chaos legion
Finally the big tank himself has blessed us with gladiators
Thank you tank.
Launching nuke.
The memes make me laugh so hard mate
Today i learned that the nuke codes tank fish put in his outro is actually codes you put in nhentai.
You know what they say…
*snitches get stitches.*
I knew it has a meaning but i was not ready for the big *_-fucking-_* answer... Now back *-to nhentai-* for some -hot- *spicy* *_shit_*
I will still consider them nuke codes, thank you very much
Tank Fish, the great philosopher, the one whose wisdom rivals that of Diagenes himself. 🐵🙏🏾
Monke
I'm saving this for the memes
Tank never ceases to put a smile on my face :troll:
Tank fish is unironically a really good tactician
Before this there was a video he made called "prehistoric war crimes"
This video is called "ancient war crimes"
Therefore, we can expect a "modern warcrimes" but more likely "futuristic warcrimes"
But that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY
it's weird that prehistoric is older than ancient
He already did semi-modern warcrimes in WW2 beach episode, the d day vid, do He should raid the night hawk emporium and call it Futuristic war crimes
@@shloprop4751 bruh "Imperium" 🤣
It's a border military group not a market 😭