Randy's amazing. He's probably the only heel on the roster who can lose week after week and still be considered a threat for the WWE title the following week if needed.
Please randy. travels all the time he’s probably banging Alexa bliss behind the scenes. If not any of the other women on that roster wouldn’t be shy to give themselves to a half of gamer
@@AxMist12 The story you seem to have missed is this: After the match, Randy's wife posted a picture of how Alexa pinned him and made a veiled threat against Alexa for how she pinned him. It was either the same night or the next day when Randy tweeted about his wife being upset with Alexa and Souljah boy needing to tell her it's fake. Are they joking around? We don't know. But it's hilarious to think about Randy sleeping on the couch because of how Alexa pinned him.
Decent PPV, for a show that barely anyone was hyped up for. The Fiend's return, Nakamura vs Rollins, Drew vs Sheamus and Bryan vs Reigns saved the show. Solid 6.5/10.
@@adamknights1478 you do realise it was a memorial match for the wrestler question mark they where his best friends so the match was made for him because he died last week
Me too and I hope this leads into another Firefly Fun House match at Wrestlemania for Orton. I Will say while I love the continuity and I love the mask...the clothes...they shouldn't have changed lol I am curious to find out who the Crispy Fiend really is tho
@@kv036kv once upon a time Shane returned to WWE and the fans were happy. And then over the next several weeks or months Shane McMahon started appearing on nearly every segment that WWE had to offer. It was so constant and so annoying that it broke Simon. To show how deflated he is to see Shane, Simon's muscles go weak as he lets us know that yes Shane Mcmahon, is in yet another segment of WWE programming.
I love wwe sticking with the storyline of Bray vs Randy and we can say that it is genuinely a long term story i hope we get the most ridiculously genius match at wrestlemania like the firefly fun house.
Riddle: Yo Batsie ! Shinsuke: ... Shinsuke: Riddle me this ... What is the thing that's here and not here at the same time? Riddle: Oops, Batman 🦇 Me: 😂😂👍
I have a feeling that the Drew/Sheamus match was supposed to be the Wrestlemania main event until they decided to give it to Bobby and have an audience. Great stuff though
Definitely impressed with the new Fiend look. I love long term booking, but the build up was getting stale without his presence. It's about time. This is great. The new attire reminds me of Scarecrow, which is pretty cool.
Bryan vs Roman was 5* :O Roman tapped out. Bryan deserves to be in a Triple Threat. Three amazing comebacks collide at WrestleMania. Even Vince should love this :D
You seriously want a trio at Mania? Not a 1 on 1? Bryan lost man.. let Edge get Roman alone.. Bryan did not win a rumble and lost 3 times to Roman now..
@@EXPLISITemcee If you had your way the end of Fastlane would be the stupidest shit ever. Reigns should have won clean for it to stay a 1 on 1. Ending Fastlane the way they did just keeps Bryan in the picture because now Reigns once again couldn't win a match on his own and makes him look weak. I don't like Uso jumping in at every match Reigns has a match. Every now and then is fine but every damn time is freaking rediculous. Last thing we want them to do is turn Reigns into the Miz.
WWE have the best repair staff in the world, they managed to repair the ring and outside area just in time for the main event, give them an UP NO NO A GOLDEN UP
That weird foot hook back kick thing Rollins did is actually one of Alister Black's moves in WWE 2K20. I think this is the 1st time I've seen in real life. Looked dope
I love the Super Ted shirt!!!!! My folks bought set of vhs from the flea market back in the day, but I have never met another person that has watched it.
No one in wwe has evolved more than Bray. I love the new fiend, he’s Jason/Michael Myers as he just doesn’t die. If you don’t like it, you gotta respect the art. Appreciate Simon for not hating on wwe direction.
WE FOUND IT! We finally found Simon Miller's limit for ridiculousness. Some said it couldn't be done. Some said it didn't exist. Well who's laughing now, naysayers?
So with all the dumb stuff on AEW that doesn't make sense that he's gives ups and golden ups to, he found his limit on this show? Fights over video games, moms vans, a guy who doesn't know how to come off the ropes, Kenny Omega pretending to be a wrestler, teleportation, fueds with drones, changing clothes in ice machines... That's all okay. But this stupid fiend thing was too much?
Fastlane was surprisingly decent. The problem was not the wrestling, just the fact there was no real intrigue in any of the matches to make you really care. Wwe needs to address this in the future or better yet, just don’t do 2 ppv’s before wrestlemania, imo
Bryan vs Roman I cared, Sheamus vs Drew I cared, Alexa vs Randy I cared especially because I really wanted to see the fiend and now he looks badass if Simon laughs at this then I'm guessing he laughs undertaker... oof
I think DB got added so Edge could get pinned or tap and keep Roman's image intact. DB could hold it until Summer Slam where the rematch would happen in front of fans.
i had no idea that Riddle vs Mustafa Ali was on the pre show so i literally was like "where the heck is this match at" if i knew about it i wouldve watched it
If you're like me and watch afterwards, you gotta play around with the stupid WWE Network website trying to find the thing for like a minute or so hoping you don't see any spoilers on the website beforehand as you try to find the damn preshow button, such a bad/stupid design on the website
I just realized what was on Simon's tshirt and my mind was flooded with so much nostalgia from my childhood, holy crap. I haven't thought about SuperTed in decades!
Edge,Reigns,Bryan,....the three superstars who had to relinquish their titles for a potentially career ending setback but returned due to their sheer determination
Do what culture wrestling actually like wrestling or just indie workrate match mark wrestling 60 mins with flips and kicks. The fiend is an actual wrestling character with a storyline and gimmick. That's what wrestling is when it flourished during the Hogan and attitude era. People don't want 60 min spot fest fight forever matches, look at the ratings.
There’s so much they can do with Rhea, she has history with Charlotte who wants the women’s title, history with Shayna who also kicked Auska’s tooth out so it could be a fatal four way.
i don’t dislike the fiend’s new look as long as it follows jason vorhees rules (i.e. every time he’s killed off he comes back in a new and more depraved form.) outside of a few tiny indie companies in japan that got sued to death for copyright infringement we’ve never had a true slasher monster gimmick till now. i’m cautiously optimistic.
@@endlessfiregaming3863 mainstream wrestling shouldn’t be hoodslam for sure but it’s no less silly than kane or undertaker’s gimmick. i mean undertaker in particular was inspired by michael myers.
They need to swap out the timing of Royal Rumble and Fastlane. The Rumble will happen with a couple of weeks to choose which champion they'll go after.
Randy's amazing. He's probably the only heel on the roster who can lose week after week and still be considered a threat for the WWE title the following week if needed.
As he says, Out of Nowhere
Roman Reigns says hello. He can also lose week after week ... and would still be the champion just because.
@@johnleoalgo9692 But Roman never lose week to week tho....in fact he never lose at all .
In other news, Randy Orton is sleeping on the couch for a few weeks.
Underrated comment 👌🏿👍🏿
Please randy. travels all the time he’s probably banging Alexa bliss behind the scenes. If not any of the other women on that roster wouldn’t be shy to give themselves to a half of gamer
Luckily he’s not ever home 😂🤣💪
@@AxMist12 The story you seem to have missed is this: After the match, Randy's wife posted a picture of how Alexa pinned him and made a veiled threat against Alexa for how she pinned him. It was either the same night or the next day when Randy tweeted about his wife being upset with Alexa and Souljah boy needing to tell her it's fake.
Are they joking around? We don't know. But it's hilarious to think about Randy sleeping on the couch because of how Alexa pinned him.
Decent PPV, for a show that barely anyone was hyped up for. The Fiend's return, Nakamura vs Rollins, Drew vs Sheamus and Bryan vs Reigns saved the show. Solid 6.5/10.
"because in the real life, you cant block a fireball" Simon made my day already
When Randy Orton agreed to get physical with Alexa Bliss, this wasn't what he had in mind.
He had voices in his head
Alexa wanted to “let him in.”
@@michaelsinger4638 👀
@@michaelsinger4638 yoo fo real 🤣
He was trying to not release the viper
The Rollins recap is probably my favorite segment of these 😂
Always.... I wonder how long he's gonna back track it for us Lol....
"Are you trying to kill me?" Says the man who, in kayfabe, set another man on fire with the intent to kill.
Remember his feud with Taker back in '05?
Well do you set someone on fire with the intent to love?
@@9etherNeo Well, when you love one with a burning passion....
Retribution breaking up at a pre show is the most Retribution thing ever
so, more than being Retribution ?
@@maximem.ste-marie3578 yes daddy
The Fiend vs Orton is my favorite storyline rn, I personally think this was structured well.
I agree it's true longterm storytelling
Lol
Long term storytelling is always the best
Matt Riddle had the best match last night. Not only did he retain his title, but single handedly ended Retribution.
The best match last night was Aldis vs Stevens, fastlane wasn't the only ppv yesterday
@@vargsieber oh get real
@@vargsieber booooooo
@@vargsieber gtfo
@@adamknights1478 you do realise it was a memorial match for the wrestler question mark they where his best friends so the match was made for him because he died last week
Extra Crisp Fiend reminds me of Chucky after he was burnt to crisp in the first Child’s play😂😂😂
Right, Classic
I know he came out from under the ring and I thought it was chucky
Simon’s Roman Reigns praise never gets old. 😂 😂😂
Simon saying “Drip” is what I never knew I needed in 2021
The fiend return as crispy fiend and the way alexa pin Orton made his wife mad😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her bf too lol
He probably gotta sleep on the couch now
Chicken crispy 🤣
@@tylermcnally8232 lol what
I liked The "Extra Crispy" Fiend. Thumbs up to continuity!
I just couldn't help but laugh when Joe on commentary said "he looks hideous"
Me too and I hope this leads into another Firefly Fun House match at Wrestlemania for Orton.
I Will say while I love the continuity and I love the mask...the clothes...they shouldn't have changed lol I am curious to find out who the Crispy Fiend really is tho
That should be the bare minimum for a episodic TV show!
"The most devastating move in Sports Entertainment...the surprise roll-up!"
This is a very creative comment
Simon is wearing a Super Ted Shirt!!! Man nostalgia. I give that one an up!!
Old Spice shirt soon!
I love how he still does the “shane mcmahon” thing😂
can you please explain me why does he do that?
@@kv036kv once upon a time Shane returned to WWE and the fans were happy. And then over the next several weeks or months Shane McMahon started appearing on nearly every segment that WWE had to offer. It was so constant and so annoying that it broke Simon. To show how deflated he is to see Shane, Simon's muscles go weak as he lets us know that yes Shane Mcmahon, is in yet another segment of WWE programming.
@@alexfowler6934 Great explanation. This made me laugh out loud, just as it does when Simon does the Shane McMahon thing. Really super funny.
@@mrkevinhaughey haha Simon is the best such a positive force keeping us laughing and informed. Sometimes even this community is fun to be a part of!
WWE “building up” Sasha and Bianca’s big Mania title match by having them lose all the time and look like total idiots in the process is, a choice.
😂
Just not a good one.
randy is at the same time, most unlucky and lucky man on this earth
Bro chill 😂
Yeah lucky for avoiding the fireballs and stuff along with alexa riding him
And the unlucky moment was the fiend doing a sister abigail on him
That pinfall position was... something
@@MelodicQuest I hope for both their sake she sat on his stomach they may both be married, but no man could stay limp if Alexa Bliss stradles you.
@@Trasc066 it's theoretically impossible
That T-shirt brings back memories, I used to love super ted
I love wwe sticking with the storyline of Bray vs Randy and we can say that it is genuinely a long term story i hope we get the most ridiculously genius match at wrestlemania like the firefly fun house.
Simon vs Simon’s Hair HOTTEST FEUD OF 2021!
Riddle: Yo Batsie !
Shinsuke: ...
Shinsuke: Riddle me this ... What is the thing that's here and not here at the same time?
Riddle: Oops, Batman 🦇
Me: 😂😂👍
Fiend and Alexa against Randy and Kim Orton at Wrestlemania book that shit it's so good.
Samoa Joe and Wendy Styles has entered the chat....
@@robinwagner7397 OHHHHHH WENDYYYYYYYYYYYY!
y? Orton cant even pin Alexa.. .It would not be fair to make it 2 on 2.. Orton needs 2 people to battle Alexa and fiend..to win..
@@EXPLISITemcee i think their kid is old enough for this 😂
I bet Randy got an "up" during the pin
Gold. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not the only one who said this.
I have a feeling that the Drew/Sheamus match was supposed to be the Wrestlemania main event until they decided to give it to Bobby and have an audience. Great stuff though
Definitely impressed with the new Fiend look. I love long term booking, but the build up was getting stale without his presence. It's about time. This is great. The new attire reminds me of Scarecrow, which is pretty cool.
Bryan vs Roman was 5* :O Roman tapped out. Bryan deserves to be in a Triple Threat. Three amazing comebacks collide at WrestleMania. Even Vince should love this :D
You seriously want a trio at Mania? Not a 1 on 1? Bryan lost man.. let Edge get Roman alone.. Bryan did not win a rumble and lost 3 times to Roman now..
Bryan is done..kayfabe.. guy was ic and us level all of 2020 and lost twice to Roman.. lets respect rumble winners.
It will be a triple threat no way edge could go all night DB will help cover that up
@@EXPLISITemcee If you had your way the end of Fastlane would be the stupidest shit ever. Reigns should have won clean for it to stay a 1 on 1. Ending Fastlane the way they did just keeps Bryan in the picture because now Reigns once again couldn't win a match on his own and makes him look weak. I don't like Uso jumping in at every match Reigns has a match. Every now and then is fine but every damn time is freaking rediculous. Last thing we want them to do is turn Reigns into the Miz.
Got a feeling Bryan will be added so edge can become champ and roman not lose. The
Way they use to do lesner
Simon saying drip makes my day 😂
I marked out the minute I saw a Super Ted t-shirt. That alone deserves a golden up!
WWE have the best repair staff in the world, they managed to repair the ring and outside area just in time for the main event, give them an UP NO NO A GOLDEN UP
The Bliss/Orton match was taped.
@@Illusive1313 I'm aware my comment was intended sarcasm and to get a laugh or 2
Solid ppv. Roman vs Daniel Drew vs Sheamus Rollins vs Nakamura all good. The highlight is the fiend
Punctuation is your friend.
Yes Roman vs Daniel bryan saved this awful ppv from being garbage.
Randy was the real winner in that match
Peacock not allowing us to start the event from the beginning nor pause or rewind it gets a down from me
It was a mess on the wwe app too, can’t say it has me wanting to resub to it wen it moves over to peacock only in few weeks
That weird foot hook back kick thing Rollins did is actually one of Alister Black's moves in WWE 2K20. I think this is the 1st time I've seen in real life. Looked dope
Simon miller it just proves my pass statements seth rollins is cruella devile as a wrestler 😂
Db vs Roman deserve a golden up
Think the end, stopped it getting a golden up
The ending was poor
@Daniel De leon lol you thought he was going to lose at Fastlane?
They keep making Roman look weak. It doesn't.
The fiends new look is amazing and by amazing more fucking eerie than last time!! Love it
Yep I agree
I mean if Simon is laughing at a burnt fiend gimmick then why isn't he laughing at a deadman gimmick
I upvoted this before seeing a second of it for that SuperTed t-shirt
Golden Up!
I don't know what others say, but I loved every moment of the Fiend's return
Simon if this doesn't float your boat, you need a new boat.
Roman should win because it would break the hearts of Daniel Bryan and Edge fans and cement Roman as the biggest heel
Bianca lost her eyelash way before Sasha slapped her
The alexa orton match was the second best match on this show. GOLDEN up
I love the Super Ted shirt!!!!! My folks bought set of vhs from the flea market back in the day, but I have never met another person that has watched it.
I loved super ted!
Super Ted was a boss! Don't forget about spotty!
I really liked the fiend program. Looked pretty cool. But I get that it's way over the top
Shayna's wrestler attire was so awesome, I loved it
No one in wwe has evolved more than Bray. I love the new fiend, he’s Jason/Michael Myers as he just doesn’t die. If you don’t like it, you gotta respect the art. Appreciate Simon for not hating on wwe direction.
Let's be real every man who watched fastlane was left jealous of Randy Orton
100%...I was pretty jelly.
I was pretty jelly also
naw alexas pretty but my girls hotter and thicker.
1. The Fiend looked like burnt Chucky from the 1988 Child's Play movie....
2. The referee jumping out of that ring after that first fire was classic!
Said that too chucky got tall
Fiend definitely sold the fire more than Randy did.
Their was fire on top of him at the end of the match
Otherwise, Bray would have returned with a luchador mask instead of a crisped version of the fiend
Kim Orton vs Alexa Bliss at Mania. Book it, dammit!
WE FOUND IT! We finally found Simon Miller's limit for ridiculousness. Some said it couldn't be done. Some said it didn't exist. Well who's laughing now, naysayers?
So with all the dumb stuff on AEW that doesn't make sense that he's gives ups and golden ups to, he found his limit on this show? Fights over video games, moms vans, a guy who doesn't know how to come off the ropes, Kenny Omega pretending to be a wrestler, teleportation, fueds with drones, changing clothes in ice machines... That's all okay. But this stupid fiend thing was too much?
@@Retromags_Brian I guess so!
The Fiend return is the moment of the night at Fastlane
For me it was Seth vs Shinsuke
I think the moment of the night was the bump the reff took in the Main event . Looked worse then any thing else on the show .
@Jim Cornette one of the only real ones I saw on the show
Fastlane was surprisingly decent. The problem was not the wrestling, just the fact there was no real intrigue in any of the matches to make you really care. Wwe needs to address this in the future or better yet, just don’t do 2 ppv’s before wrestlemania, imo
I think Royal Rumble should make a #1 contender for the title of his choosing, and fastlane should make contenders for all that left.
I cared
A Common Man with Random Words, there were alot of good matches the problem is you guys care more about storyline then actual matches
Bryan vs Roman I cared, Sheamus vs Drew I cared, Alexa vs Randy I cared especially because I really wanted to see the fiend and now he looks badass if Simon laughs at this then I'm guessing he laughs undertaker... oof
@@blackfrieza1912 I never said the matches were bad
I think DB got added so Edge could get pinned or tap and keep Roman's image intact. DB could hold it until Summer Slam where the rematch would happen in front of fans.
i had no idea that Riddle vs Mustafa Ali was on the pre show so i literally was like "where the heck is this match at" if i knew about it i wouldve watched it
If you're like me and watch afterwards, you gotta play around with the stupid WWE Network website trying to find the thing for like a minute or so hoping you don't see any spoilers on the website beforehand as you try to find the damn preshow button, such a bad/stupid design on the website
We need a rule that whoever's holding a title can't also have or go after the tag team titles. Ever since Becky Lynch did it, it's all we effin see.
Becky Lynch NEVER went for the tag titles. What are you and the (as of this writing) ten morons who liked your factually-wrong comment talking about?
TIL that TLC 2019 never happened. Thanks, brosif !
Daniel probably gonna win will be probably be a wrestle mania 30 replay and we'll just forget about edge
@Jim Cornette yes yes yes yes yes
Edge isn't upset about possibly losing his Wrestlemania moment. He's just angry about WWE firing Tony Chimel before he could introduce him.
In the tag team of Simon and his hair clearly his hair made the heel turn
UP!
Wouldn't Reginald count as a Distraction? Because he was very much a hindrance in this match.
I just realized what was on Simon's tshirt and my mind was flooded with so much nostalgia from my childhood, holy crap. I haven't thought about SuperTed in decades!
🤞 that the next one has a certain "Eric" on it. 🍌
@@W0NK042 I was thinking the same thing!!
The old spice guy looks like The Librarian
Seth hit “Black Magic” then the Curb Stomp
Edge,Reigns,Bryan,....the three superstars who had to relinquish their titles for a potentially career ending setback but returned due to their sheer determination
Nice observation
Fiend looks like the toxic advenger
I laughed at the fiend segment too… it made me chuckle.
Do what culture wrestling actually like wrestling or just indie workrate match mark wrestling 60 mins with flips and kicks. The fiend is an actual wrestling character with a storyline and gimmick. That's what wrestling is when it flourished during the Hogan and attitude era. People don't want 60 min spot fest fight forever matches, look at the ratings.
They're definitely on the AEW payroll
One of the commentators actually said that Alexa "didn't get all of it" when Randy blocked the fireball. Did anyone else find that hilarious?
There’s so much they can do with Rhea, she has history with Charlotte who wants the women’s title, history with Shayna who also kicked Auska’s tooth out so it could be a fatal four way.
SUPERTED!! I remember that from my childhood. Well played.
I thought Mia would go "get him boys " and take over as leader of Retribution. But Dijac growing his hair back is a good omen.
Seth Rollins stylist needs a raise!!!!!! Book it Vince!!!!
I think the new Fiend looks awesome
Major props to Simon for the SuperTed shirt.
Childhood Nostalgia. Maybe ill say my secret magic word. C mon spotty. Haha!!
Randy Orton is living my dream
the way alexa sat on randy probably upsetted randy's wife
*meaning*
imagine we get a mixed tag match between the fiend and bliss vs randy and his wife
Don’t give them ideas bruh
Cinematic match and the two actresses who've played his rral life wife in the past keep tagging out to each other when they get tired.
At this point we need a "hardest seth rollings suits quiz ever". I am not even kidding, please do that.
Great to see Simon kept to his promises of flailing his arms around as he tweeted, well played Simon well played
“Who was standing in the squared circle? None other than Doink after he’s had a really bad day” idk why that got me so much but I started dying
Hopefully it’s a triple threat at mania and Bryan wins by making Reigns tap out
Thank you for pointing out how silly crispy fried Fiend looked. You could tell it limited Bray's movement too.
Why did the fiend look like burnt crispy fried chicken😂
Because he was literally engulfed in flames, I would assume
Simon miller, effort is a determined attempt. How can anything fail when attempt thinks it means succeed?
"I have a cousin, his name is Skeeter and he's a skater. He took his scooter to the skatepark....." 😂😂😂😂
4stars only because I LOVE the 24/7 title! Lmao. Thank you for keeping this "night shifter" up to date. And making me laugh at the same time
I aways think that simom will say:
"I said it before gonna say it again, if you're sleeping alive is better be dead!!! "
Drew vs shemus should be a golden up
Simon you just need to appreciate the genius that is Bray Wyatt 👆
The Fiend's new mask reminds me of Jabba the Hutt who unfortunately did not manage to dodge the fireball
Aren't we gonna talk about how bel air reacted to being slapped by pointing to wrestle mania sign, that was mad dumb
Also no way Sasha couldn’t see Nia there or think they Nia pushed Bianca. She looked like a total idiot here.
Dumb all around.
I agree. And it made Bianca look weak.
Was pretty good for a fast lane paperveiw
SuperTed!!!!! part of my childhood, love it Simon
I literally Opened My Phone to See if Simon Posted Ups and downs and the First Thing I see is this nice (⌐■-■)😂😂
Kermit the frog killed me 😂😂
Not gonna lie but Drew McIntyre's Scottish facepaint is slightly way better than The Fiend's new burning look
The Fiend looks like a scarecrow
It's yeti from WCW
i don’t dislike the fiend’s new look as long as it follows jason vorhees rules (i.e. every time he’s killed off he comes back in a new and more depraved form.) outside of a few tiny indie companies in japan that got sued to death for copyright infringement we’ve never had a true slasher monster gimmick till now. i’m cautiously optimistic.
@@bg5469 westling doesn't need a monster slasher gimmick . This is entirely what is wrong with wwe today and why so many laugh at it
@@endlessfiregaming3863 mainstream wrestling shouldn’t be hoodslam for sure but it’s no less silly than kane or undertaker’s gimmick. i mean undertaker in particular was inspired by michael myers.
They need to swap out the timing of Royal Rumble and Fastlane. The Rumble will happen with a couple of weeks to choose which champion they'll go after.