44 MINUTES?! WAY TOO FAST! | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 71

  • @evanchristianson3730
    @evanchristianson3730 4 года назад +186

    The disdain with which you answer chats questions is inspiring

    • @nelsonbodie1803
      @nelsonbodie1803 3 года назад

      you probably dont care at all but does anybody know of a tool to get back into an instagram account..?
      I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any assistance you can give me

    • @diegotrace3997
      @diegotrace3997 3 года назад

      @Nelson Bodie instablaster ;)

  • @VinTJ
    @VinTJ 4 года назад +79

    20:47 He said it!! he said the iconic jorbs line, "Calipers would be good here"

    • @vitalieistrati9836
      @vitalieistrati9836 4 года назад

      lol he did

    • @jeffm7007
      @jeffm7007 4 года назад +17

      And then he turned himself into Calipers. He's Calipers Jorbs. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @saxamophone76
    @saxamophone76 4 года назад +68

    I came for high level Slay the Spire gameplay. I stayed for Jorb's humor.

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 4 года назад +16

      saxamophone76 Jorbs makes me come, too

  • @nickmorgan3042
    @nickmorgan3042 4 года назад +29

    I’m not saying RUclips jorbs and twitch jorbs are the same person, I’m just saying nobody’s ever seen them in the same place at the same time.

    • @luka188
      @luka188 4 года назад +5

      That means, Minijorbs is real confirmed!

    • @matthewkaseman7457
      @matthewkaseman7457 4 года назад +3

      I've watched twitch and RUclips Jorbs play slay the spire at the same time before, so I'm pretty sure that they're different people.

  • @perrystet2876
    @perrystet2876 4 года назад +27

    39:07 If Jorbs didn't care about pen nib's charge, he could have given time eater 18,144 poison instead.

    • @ABOODM7
      @ABOODM7 2 года назад

      still not enough for the "fun eater"

  • @djelibaebi
    @djelibaebi 3 года назад +35

    44 minutes is my regular run time ... i refuse to make decisions or think

    • @raputha1148
      @raputha1148 3 года назад +15

      just quickly click on things until sometimes the act 3 boss dies

  • @Snakke40
    @Snakke40 4 года назад +13

    44:44 "That's something that the devs have changed in some situations but not in other situations." - words I mutter during math class

  • @DarkSnideoftheRainbow
    @DarkSnideoftheRainbow 4 года назад +51

    Hey Jorbs I just wanted to say that I found your channel after googling "How to beat slay the spire" and clicking the first youtube link. After watching an obscene amount of your content I finally beat the heart on A1 with Ironclad

    • @VinTJ
      @VinTJ 4 года назад +5

      tbh same, i never beat heart before i watched jorbs lol

    • @123mickymouse123
      @123mickymouse123 4 года назад +11

      He helps you get the jorbs done!

  • @lennartherrmann3057
    @lennartherrmann3057 4 года назад +5

    In the heart fight, first turn, i would have loved a burst - double secret technique for nightmare + catalyst - double nightmare on catalyst and wraithform. Not the best but definitly very fun.

  • @roxannecote1461
    @roxannecote1461 4 года назад +12

    I only had 45 minutes of spare time so this run was perfect for me

  • @theshiveringveil145
    @theshiveringveil145 4 года назад +9

    steps toward failure:
    1.1 overconfidence
    1.2 failing
    1.3 trying

    • @jameshenderson8321
      @jameshenderson8321 4 года назад +2

      Excuse me let me fix that for you:
      Overconfidence = Slow and insidious killer

  • @stanleydepriest9144
    @stanleydepriest9144 4 года назад +1

    I'm on a3 with ironclad and defect but I barely beat normal with silent and can't beat a1 with her to save my life. He makes it look so easy. He's so fast and efficient it's hard to follow tbh. Thanks for the content, man.

    • @killerra
      @killerra 4 года назад

      Try watching his runs that are titled "overexplained". He goes really slow and explain the thought process of every single action. I learned so much from that series.

  • @Walczyk
    @Walczyk 4 года назад +3

    30:15 "I've got baaaaad news, Giant Head" lmao

  • @Mattball82
    @Mattball82 4 года назад +1

    You say some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 🤣 the beginning I can’t take it Jorbs 😭

  • @chriscarnage9467
    @chriscarnage9467 4 года назад +2

    The moment when your watching all the old content to try to beat a20 with silent yourself.

    • @mtaur4113
      @mtaur4113 3 года назад +2

      Skipping an elite and Footwork at the start, I might have died instead

  • @auail5594
    @auail5594 4 года назад +4

    TL;DW: burst, catalyst, wraith form

  • @elephaux5671
    @elephaux5671 4 года назад +7

    Is there a reason he keeps attacking when the poison would kill anyway?

    • @joaojoaozinho2746
      @joaojoaozinho2746 4 года назад +18

      Stacking pen nib probably

    • @elephaux5671
      @elephaux5671 4 года назад +3

      @@joaojoaozinho2746 sounds about right to me, thank you!

  • @pazeliastra
    @pazeliastra 4 года назад +1

    Watching a vod and immediately having a heart attack when jorbs says my name. Glad to support you!

  • @konmetafafal
    @konmetafafal 4 года назад +5

    Ok can someone tell me what kind of spell Jorbs is casting when he thanks for a sub? I've tried to decode this "obama show to you too" for some time now

    • @Count_Meowington
      @Count_Meowington 4 года назад +12

      its ogbomosho , a city in nigeria. Reference to an inside joke from when he played X-com I think.

    • @ArtreusKon
      @ArtreusKon 4 года назад +2

      Yup. Took me a bit to figure this out myself. I forget why a bot was reading the names of cities but they had it say the name of the city and everyone thought it was so funny he took it and ran with it

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 4 года назад +2

    Why is RUclips Jorbs so photogenic

    • @matthewkaseman7457
      @matthewkaseman7457 4 года назад +5

      That's actually Thumbnail Jorbs you're looking at.

    • @raputha1148
      @raputha1148 3 года назад +1

      @@matthewkaseman7457 they get mistaken for one another way too often it seems

  • @xconduitt2973
    @xconduitt2973 4 года назад +1

    MINI JORBS IS BACK!

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega 4 года назад +1

      Why is there a mini RUclips Jorbs? He's been showing up a lot.

  • @jacobselman4112
    @jacobselman4112 4 года назад +4

    This deck is gross. Love it.

  • @mtaur4113
    @mtaur4113 4 года назад +1

    ^ That's what she said! ^

  • @BelzeBooze
    @BelzeBooze 4 года назад +3

    Woo hello there Jorbs

    • @劉佳銘-t2e
      @劉佳銘-t2e 4 года назад +3

      And welcome back to the wonderful world of hermits and crafting.

  • @SleapyZzz
    @SleapyZzz 3 года назад +1

    Why would you want to wait 1 or 2 turns before killing the enemy is act 2?

  • @itsthizzbaby
    @itsthizzbaby 3 года назад

    Man, how do the perfect cards always land at your feet lol (besides the rough beginning anyways).

  • @amirhafeji4840
    @amirhafeji4840 4 года назад +1

    if only apparitions, if only

  • @Drecon84
    @Drecon84 4 года назад +5

    With Silent I actually regularly end up with decks at the end of Act 1 where I always end up playing all of my cards every turn. Pyramid isn't great for those decks.

    • @00Morm00
      @00Morm00 4 года назад +18

      The quintessential Silent deck, on highest difficulty, uses cards such as catalyst, wraith form, piercing wail, sometimes nightmare and burst. All those cards are much stronger when held to be played on the right turn. Being able to triple poison or go intangible at the perfect moment is often more valuable than extra energy. There are other strategies, less reliant on retaining cards, than can beat the heart on ascension 20, but they are far less consistent.

    • @Drecon84
      @Drecon84 4 года назад +2

      @@00Morm00 I know, and I know that my strategies aren't as optimal because they don't optimize Pyramid and Snecko but it's the most fun. Besides, I take those cards too, it's just that they don't always show up.

    • @nathanharris8896
      @nathanharris8896 4 года назад +2

      @@00Morm00 You're right of course, but it is worth noting that well-laid plans will often do the job, so runic pyramid is probably the least important for the Silent.

  • @chrisfulton137
    @chrisfulton137 4 года назад +1

    A bit more poison was possible on that first heart turn, although still not enough to 4-turn kill, so not actually useful or relevant. Deadly Poison -> Burst -> Secret Technique -> Catalyst -> Catalyst = 7 *27 = 189

    • @GuildWarsPlayer001
      @GuildWarsPlayer001 4 года назад

      That's 7 cards.

    • @alexstewart9592
      @alexstewart9592 4 года назад

      @@GuildWarsPlayer001 Copies played by effects like Double Tap and Burst increment Choker but are not prevented by it, or at least aren't supposed to be. As the last card leaving hand is the 6th and the seventh card is a copy card, it should work properly.

    • @Jorbs
      @Jorbs  4 года назад +3

      that was patched, you can't burst a seventh card through choker anymore.

    • @GuildWarsPlayer001
      @GuildWarsPlayer001 4 года назад

      @@alexstewart9592 regardless of whether burst would work or not, in the order written the seventh card isn't getting bursted out. DP (1) -> burst+ (2) -> secret technique (3,4) -> catalyst+ (5,6) -> catalyst+ (7)

  • @Light_910
    @Light_910 4 года назад +1

    Shenanigans!

  • @maspheliciasonsaku2523
    @maspheliciasonsaku2523 3 года назад +1

    Dup pot catalyst on heart kills in 4 turns no ?

  • @QuynhLe-uk5gb
    @QuynhLe-uk5gb 4 года назад

    30:00 lmao

  • @BedrockBlocker
    @BedrockBlocker Год назад

    Poison + Intangible, the easiest way to win in all of StS?

  • @Walczyk
    @Walczyk 4 года назад

    your disdain of panacea is so sad!!

  • @Oroberus
    @Oroberus 4 года назад +1

    Wow ... 44 minutes? You're getting interested in speed running, aren't you? :D

    • @talkingbirb2808
      @talkingbirb2808 4 года назад

      there was 5 minutes speed run if I'm not wrong

    • @Oroberus
      @Oroberus 4 года назад

      @@talkingbirb2808 Unfortunately I forgot to mark my post as sarcasm, my bad

    • @talkingbirb2808
      @talkingbirb2808 4 года назад

      @@Oroberus :D

  • @TJminty
    @TJminty 4 года назад +1

    Too fast? Pfffffff

  • @ShadowChaosKrystal
    @ShadowChaosKrystal 4 года назад +2

    Another day another comment

  • @auskerblaze4242
    @auskerblaze4242 4 года назад +1

    This isn't even fast

    • @auskerblaze4242
      @auskerblaze4242 4 года назад +2

      @Nate Fliehman just a poke at jorbs, hes famously slow