THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #54 - Still Life

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  • Опубликовано: 3 апр 2018
  • MAG0054 - Case #0132306 - Alexander Scaplehorn
    Statement regarding their evaluation of a taxidermist’s shop in Barnet.
    The Magnus Archives tells the tale of an Inland Revenue tax assessor who has a surprisingly interesting brush with some strange artefacts in a North London taxidermy shop.
    Starring: The Archivist - Jonathan Sims
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  • @yam3946
    @yam3946 2 года назад +899

    alex: can't wait to infodump on a stranger about taxes, doesn't seem to mind when the other party doesn't care- as long as they're attentive, struggles making conversation, immediately notices how uncomfortable the room is
    alex: "i have a cousin with autism"
    i sense a plot twist coming in his life really soon lol

    • @kadenfiala4899
      @kadenfiala4899 Год назад +200

      Also, recent studies have shown that neurodiverse people have a strong sense of justice, so it's not surprising that he made such an effort to be open-minded and wanted to be very respectful

    • @revolutionary_firebrand
      @revolutionary_firebrand Год назад +41

      @@kadenfiala4899 this and his discomfort with the eye contact... 🤔

    • @marylii04
      @marylii04 Год назад +38

      @phoenixparanormal4236 I got the impression he doesn't feel discomfort when making eye contact in general. He just thought the glassy eyes were unnerving

    • @cassiemoyles4177
      @cassiemoyles4177 11 месяцев назад +3

      Hahahahaha

    • @Homesicktraveler
      @Homesicktraveler 10 месяцев назад +13

      Just like me frfr

  • @o1NJ1o
    @o1NJ1o 4 года назад +2030

    Sasha volunteered.
    OF COURSE SHE DID

    • @frogonthebikeheh
      @frogonthebikeheh 2 года назад +30

      Yea of course, what can harm her ;)

    • @moniker4008
      @moniker4008 Год назад +8

      If you think about who else would you send to that place

    • @casswohlgemuth194
      @casswohlgemuth194 Год назад +40

      And on top of that "nothing" came back. Wowwwwww

    • @TIGGYQUE
      @TIGGYQUE Год назад +53

      I imagine her going to Daniel and being like "Lol hello there long time no see, what do you think of my new meatsuit?"

    • @a_jae_doe
      @a_jae_doe 10 месяцев назад +22

      Sasha to Daniel: _hacker voice_ I'm in

  • @Blizzic
    @Blizzic 3 года назад +1501

    Jon: “I can’t trust anyone”
    Not!Sasha: *tells blatant lies*
    Jon: “I trust you completely”

    • @L3cargo
      @L3cargo 3 года назад +188

      not!sasha: i have done nothing wrong ever in my life
      jon: I know this and I love you

    • @IceCreamDoggo
      @IceCreamDoggo Год назад +132

      "martin offered me tea... He's up to something, oh hi Sasha, looking very human today!"

    • @OO-xs7fo
      @OO-xs7fo Год назад +5

      Fr

  • @thestranger4894
    @thestranger4894 Год назад +285

    I love this guy. “This guy might be a psychopathic zombie who taxidermize people for a living but at least he wasn’t committing tax fraud”

  • @shanice9094
    @shanice9094 2 года назад +1179

    one day, jon's going to be like
    "supplemental: so i've started doing crack cocaine"

    • @WildArtistsl
      @WildArtistsl Год назад +10

      😫🤣

    • @levchenkodarya
      @levchenkodarya Год назад +94

      Considering that Elias was a pothead, Jon might do it to "gain his trust" or smth

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Год назад +115

      Elias: Jon, Martin tells me you've begun some very unhealthy behavior in the workplace
      Jon: thats absurd
      Elias: he says you're doing cocaine at your desk after every recording
      Jon, with white smears on his face: well obviously he's lying

    • @strawberrys0da714
      @strawberrys0da714 Год назад +63

      Jon: Hmm, Martin seems quite concerned with my addi- uh, new hobby.
      Jon:
      Jon: SUSPICIOUS!

    • @Imnttu
      @Imnttu 11 месяцев назад +12

      I mean the vampire hunter was a heroine addict 😩

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze Год назад +213

    “Supplemental: Sasha keeps whispering ‘I’m so glad they don’t realize I’m a monster wearing Sasha’s memories’ and I walked in to Elias’s office earlier and he was just smirking and chuckling to himself ominously, so overall Martin is the most suspicious.”

    • @melissaharris3389
      @melissaharris3389 3 месяца назад +26

      I ligit think that's _all_ Elias does. Sits in his office all day, smirking and chuckling ominously; and doing scheduling on Wednesdays.

    • @lixyororke
      @lixyororke 5 дней назад +1

      @@melissaharris3389 to be fair, he also got those c02 canisters at some point, so there's that

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 4 года назад +2025

    Season 2 should be officially called "Jon boi slowly yet surely loses his mind"
    "I broke into Gertrude's apartment" Jesus Christ u crazy little archivist

    • @Barely_Here
      @Barely_Here 3 года назад +173

      “End recording”
      “I BROKE INTO GERTRUDES FLAT”
      Jesus jon, calm yourself

    • @royalknight2808
      @royalknight2808 Год назад +30

      @@Barely_Here the fact there was no warning whatsoever makes it so much better too!

    • @frogonthebikeheh
      @frogonthebikeheh Год назад +3

      @@royalknight2808 He's just craizi boi

    • @no_s1eep
      @no_s1eep 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@frogonthebikeheh he's just a little silly

    • @frogonthebikeheh
      @frogonthebikeheh 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@no_s1eepOur stressed sweet potato

  • @Marylily2
    @Marylily2 4 года назад +1740

    Supplemental: I broke into Gertrude’s house.

  • @kellanlevi5663
    @kellanlevi5663 2 года назад +480

    16:42 "I broke into Gertrude's flat"
    Ok my new favorite ship that I hope becomes canon is Jon x therapy

  • @L.clayton.
    @L.clayton. 3 года назад +597

    "All in all, he was a real pleasure to discuss money laundering with." - Daniel

    • @Shilpa_Kujur
      @Shilpa_Kujur Год назад +21

      Daniel was the creepy owner. Alexander is the tax guy.

    • @moonlight_scribe
      @moonlight_scribe 9 месяцев назад +2

      This definitely made me lol

  • @KonaFalleg
    @KonaFalleg 6 лет назад +1765

    this is honestly one of my favorite episodes. i love how dedicated the tax person is, lmao

    • @heyLaina
      @heyLaina 3 года назад +72

      it's so wholesome

    • @thirun779
      @thirun779 2 года назад +65

      Imagine finding someone who's really interested in teaching basic tax. Sweet.

    • @pickaxegobrrr
      @pickaxegobrrr 2 года назад +16

      @@thirun779 hope I'll meet someone like that once I have to pay my taxes

    • @owhwaodwa6210
      @owhwaodwa6210 Год назад +64

      @@heyLaina I especially love that his idea of "abusing" his position is getting a captive audience to talk about tax policy - it never even crosses his mind that he could make a fortune in bribes for looking the other way.

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. Год назад +10

      @@owhwaodwa6210 That's a very sweet point.

  • @orionsbelt25
    @orionsbelt25 4 года назад +1305

    first impression: this daniel has some evil cursed taxidermy
    final impression; daniel IS the evil cursed taxidermy

    • @amphitritemists4595
      @amphitritemists4595 3 года назад +30

      Ok but I'd still go out with him🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @nejsonsvejson9861
      @nejsonsvejson9861 3 года назад +95

      Not to mention the anglerfish in his basement

    • @dude59974
      @dude59974 2 года назад +40

      @@nejsonsvejson9861 Oh....... That's much worse than I was thinking.
      I thought there was Daniel's next victim down there. Partially turned into taxidermy. And they were trying to call for help through an unmoving mouth.

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 года назад +34

      @@nejsonsvejson9861 OH SHOOT IT WAS THE ANGLER FISH AGAIN.

    • @Demoxal
      @Demoxal Год назад +36

      @@-S.L. I thought it fas obvious? And "Daniel" is anglerfish too, just like the girl whos name I forgot, the one that took part in making a video. He was using sigarets to cover not stench of the room, but the taxidermy smell of his skin

  • @conandenz8413
    @conandenz8413 4 года назад +995

    Is no one going to mention Jon went from watching someone's house, which could totally be passed off as nerves, to LITERALLY BREAKING AND ENTERING? Damn, Jon is not doing OK is he?

    • @shadowfire8063
      @shadowfire8063 4 года назад +104

      I imagine not considering hes paranoid about everyone except the painfully obvious fake Sasha.

    • @midnightoreo3382
      @midnightoreo3382 4 года назад +17

      All I have to say is... your profile picture is amazing.

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 2 года назад +3

      He never was really

    • @leafloaf3232
      @leafloaf3232 Год назад +1

      These comments throw me because like why would he be there are what? 3+ cults and entities that probably want to kill him or take his skin or his eyes or boil him alive and he knows there's a mole and another entity literally under his work the only logical thing to do is trust no one and investigate by force if necessary, is he being dumb about it- yeah, but it's not like he's having a breakdown

  • @dcmag2020
    @dcmag2020 2 года назад +243

    The fact that Jon didn’t mention the obvious similarity with episode 1 is honestly a bigger tell that he’s fraying than the supplemental.

    • @julianxamo7835
      @julianxamo7835 4 месяца назад +20

      I know, 2 year old comment, but he did mention it, he compared the photos Sasha took of the store owner with ones from the Daniel Rawlings who is mentioned to have disappeared in the Anglerfish episode

  • @Noah-xc3vd
    @Noah-xc3vd 3 года назад +439

    "I knew opening the door was a stupid thing to do"
    ...
    "So I opened the door"
    I couldn't help but laugh a bit

    • @tastychunks
      @tastychunks 2 года назад +6

      Puppet strings move in mysterious ways

    • @albuseisenhorn3385
      @albuseisenhorn3385 Год назад +3

      I cant imagine how it could have went well for me

    • @rhyelm
      @rhyelm Год назад +1

      Hey guess what I would do in that situation

  • @ryn3872
    @ryn3872 4 года назад +898

    The tiger isn’t ready yet

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 4 года назад +260

      The tiger isn't _finished_ yet.

    • @flynland7366
      @flynland7366 4 года назад +35

      And what if the tiger is just a tiger ?

    • @Teethmafia
      @Teethmafia 3 года назад +120

      Still need someone to teach us about the insides. Until then it is out of order.

    • @alyannazaffiro4491
      @alyannazaffiro4491 3 года назад +56

      But do be careful about the doors, you might enter the wrong one.

    • @zealotoftheorchard9853
      @zealotoftheorchard9853 2 года назад +11

      @@alyannazaffiro4491 I warned you bout those doors man

  • @msp654
    @msp654 4 года назад +1242

    Jon is just going FERAL these days huh

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 3 года назад +386

    theres absolutely no way its a coincidence that the only time taxes get mentioned in this show its in connection to TAXidermy

    • @theprideling
      @theprideling 3 года назад +30

      I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT! :''D

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Год назад +9

      Yeah thats the real conspiracy

    • @wispinwish7835
      @wispinwish7835 Год назад +8

      unfortunately, there is a reference to tax fraud in a previous statement :(

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 3 месяца назад +4

      I noticed! TAX MAN MEETS TAXIDERMY MAN 😂

  • @marinao4412
    @marinao4412 4 года назад +932

    either jonathan is getting sloppy or he's deliberately trying to feed his coworkers bits of truth. he said he didn't trust any of them on the MAIN recording.

    • @vioviovioletprime2792
      @vioviovioletprime2792 4 года назад +18

      Hello there

    • @bluebottle7317
      @bluebottle7317 3 года назад +26

      @@vioviovioletprime2792 General Kenobi

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 года назад +169

      the exhaustion and constant paranoia is probably getting to him...

    • @nrpbrown
      @nrpbrown 3 года назад +9

      Oh Snap

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 2 года назад +29

      🤦‍♂️ oh John, just go to bed already....i mean I should probably go to bed as well but that's bedsides the point😅.

  • @penusbutter4182
    @penusbutter4182 3 года назад +509

    I keep forgetting that jon isnt ACTUALLY the character whos statement he's reading. He's so easy to listen to

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos 3 года назад +55

      ikr? regardless of the gender or age of the statement giver, the voice just. Fits

    • @InsidiousClouds
      @InsidiousClouds 2 года назад +13

      I like to think that he kind of.. channels them a bit. Ya know how the eye lets him feel the fear of people? Maybe he's sort of just embodying their exact emotions about the statement. At least that's my personal headcannon

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 Год назад +3

      @Insideous Clouds that's a very interesting theory :) :) :)

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Год назад

      @@InsidiousClouds that’s pretty much canonically what’s happening

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 Год назад +5

      @@emilybarclay8831 you might want to put a little spoiler warning on that, just in case.

  • @MrGamertron2000
    @MrGamertron2000 4 года назад +536

    I'm struck by how strangely steeped in context some thoughts can be. 8 minutes in and suddenly I'm all but openly shouting "CIGARETTES!"

    • @TheJuliana0901
      @TheJuliana0901 4 года назад +99

      the word that popped into my brain was SWAYING!!!

    • @Somajsibere
      @Somajsibere 4 года назад +128

      I was shouting "Cockney Accents!" when the 2 delivery man arrived

    • @lilaboxx
      @lilaboxx 3 года назад +52

      I yelled ANGLERFISH

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Год назад +30

      I was internally shouting THE TIGER IS FINISHED

    • @atiredweeb8551
      @atiredweeb8551 Год назад +27

      @@Somajsibere Whats bad is I listen to most of these on a Google home, usually when my parents are out and busy. It has a camera so I find it funny that if they rewound the tapes they would find me freezing, wet soapy dish and sponge in hand, with my eyes wide and distant as I muttered "Oh my gosh its the delivery guys."

  • @kirby8964
    @kirby8964 3 года назад +581

    i feel like not!sasha volunteered to throw jon off of this particular case, and it worked since he declared it a dead end... it makes me wonder what exactly not!sasha is planning

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 2 года назад +29

      In this instance I suspect the only plan was to keep him from looking any deeper into a Strange centered locale.

  • @Shadowonwater
    @Shadowonwater 4 года назад +906

    Smoking covering up a weird smell... that reminds me of that woman who was chainsmoking in Skintight (I think it was that episode)

    • @2001Pieps
      @2001Pieps 4 года назад +240

      Yeah, and she also has the same name as one of the missing persons from ep1 "Anglerfish".

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 3 года назад +29

      Skinning people and worrying about the smell? The Anglerfish is Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and no one can tell me otherwise
      ruclips.net/video/7wnYNTyE4IA/видео.html

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +1

      @@DerMoerpler 😹

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +48

      I am going to forever be suspicious of chain smokers now tbh

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 года назад +90

      Yeah, so both of them are the missing people from Anglerfish.
      It's so awesome how all of this ties together.

  • @mozarteanchaos
    @mozarteanchaos 3 года назад +543

    "hm. no eye contact. spooky"
    :(
    "but autism can do that, so it's not a huge deal"
    *_:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*
    is this a huge thing? no . but it Is always nice for Lack Of Eye Contact not to be pegged as spooky without any further thought as to what that implies for non-spooky autistic people... especially if autism is actually used to de-spookify it

    • @upakramanikabishnu3690
      @upakramanikabishnu3690 2 года назад +13

      Yessss I agreee :D

    • @starberrymoth
      @starberrymoth 2 года назад +34

      exactly my reaction, especially
      cause horror podcast are a new special interest of mine

    • @addygil5000
      @addygil5000 2 года назад +5

      100%

    • @morganhutchison7269
      @morganhutchison7269 2 года назад +37

      Yes!!! I was so happy to see them address that no all lack of eye contact is bad!! I got in trouble all the time as a kid for not making eye contact meanwhile turns out i was just autistic lol

    • @Stinkylasagna
      @Stinkylasagna 2 года назад +12

      I was so happy when I heard it!!! :DDD

  • @TheJuliana0901
    @TheJuliana0901 4 года назад +384

    Damn, Breekon and Hope are just involved with everything aren't they?

  • @wynnt1
    @wynnt1 Год назад +77

    "I may not trust my assistants, but I won't loose them"
    Meanwhile, in Night Vale it's "I trust my assistants, but, to the friends and family of XYZ, they will be dearly missed."

  • @hermazingbartels2377
    @hermazingbartels2377 3 года назад +421

    I feel like in the supplementals Jon is like our friend that always does dumb stuff that we told him not to do and it’s like he’s rung us up like “I did it”
    Cuz like,
    Insert full terrifying perfectly read and performed statement. V profesh.
    And then immediately after ; Guysssss,, I uh... I did a thing ...
    Jon what did you do
    Um.. i MAY have ... brokenintogertrudeshouse

    • @hermazingbartels2377
      @hermazingbartels2377 3 года назад +58

      “Girl dont do it”
      “I’m not gone done it girl I’m just thinking bout it I’m not done do it”
      “I did it”

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 Год назад +5

      @Hermazing Bartels I was just going to comment this! That was the first thing I thought of.

  • @sleepjoy8221
    @sleepjoy8221 4 года назад +617

    The Anglerfish is my favorite monster so i'm so happy that it came back!

    • @lokimemes4694
      @lokimemes4694 4 года назад +36

      Aldie Porter I was about to say, anyone else reminded of Anglerfish?

    • @edelbrosnan6222
      @edelbrosnan6222 4 года назад +2

      Sarah Memes yeah.

    • @fantabulousstar4722
      @fantabulousstar4722 4 года назад +5

      Where do you see the Anglerfish?

    • @gabbythecookie9025
      @gabbythecookie9025 4 года назад +14

      I feel like the monster in The Anglerfish is connected to Michael somehow

    • @edelbrosnan6222
      @edelbrosnan6222 4 года назад +124

      Fantabulous Star the thing swaying in the basement that repeats the same line to lure people down. Also, Danial Rowling was one of the victims of the Anglerfish.

  • @FreshSqueezedSlugs
    @FreshSqueezedSlugs 3 года назад +153

    [Mentions weird animal eyes]
    [Mentions evasion of eye contact]
    ohno

  • @yeetusdeletus84
    @yeetusdeletus84 4 года назад +416

    I feel like Jon is going through a slightly manic episode due to the paranoia and trauma from the Hive attack(the Jane Prentis attack)
    Please someone take him to therapy or make him take a couple days off-
    Please-

    • @user-sb4ej1yo5h
      @user-sb4ej1yo5h 3 года назад +25

      Well, they tried

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +24

      You can see why Martin is worried

    • @amphitritemists4595
      @amphitritemists4595 3 года назад +52

      @@tearez13 Jon: Martin checking up on my mental health? That's a little sus🤔

    • @CTShun
      @CTShun 2 года назад +14

      It didn't hit me this was a manic episode but as someone whos experienced them it really does feel exactly like one omg-

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 2 года назад +9

      Is it paranoia if he’s right tho?

  • @rendertownhub7000
    @rendertownhub7000 4 года назад +455

    Could smoking be a habit of the entities tied to the Anglerfish..? Sarah Baldwin was one of its previous victims from the very first episode, and her excessive smoking habit was pointed out in that episode where she worked alongside that youtuber with a paranormal show (can't recall the episode name off the top of my head, sorry)
    And on top of that, taxidermy seems really intriguing too considering how Sarah had her arm nearly removed and all she had to do was pull it back on and staple it into place
    also a random note: when I opened this episode, RUclips said that I've already listened through it when I have absolutely 0 recollection and I thought "ooh spooky" LMAO.

    • @rendertownhub7000
      @rendertownhub7000 4 года назад +81

      a second thought: it could also be that the anglerfish only targeted smokers too- I just remembered the first episode again and how the cigarettes were actually a key part in trying to lure people lol.

    • @Penelope-rc6xl
      @Penelope-rc6xl 4 года назад +41

      oh spooky more like joe spooky am i right

    • @TransilvanianHunger1334
      @TransilvanianHunger1334 4 года назад +70

      @@rendertownhub7000 Maybe its targeting smokers to cover up its "smell"

    • @ggrsvvrd2683
      @ggrsvvrd2683 3 года назад +50

      Just realized the floating figure she was speaking to in the episode must have been the anglerfish

    • @madiham4735
      @madiham4735 2 года назад +5

      @@Penelope-rc6xl Joe Spooky who also hates the word spooky 😂

  • @shadowfire8063
    @shadowfire8063 4 года назад +332

    When he mention that Daniel didn't look like the missing Daniel it reminds me of ep 2 "Across The Street" also jon is as dense as a sack of teeth.

    • @b-blythe6763
      @b-blythe6763 3 года назад +144

      Not to get gory, but I'm pretty sure Daniel looks different because he got taxidermied. Generally when you taxidermy an animal it will look distinctly different, despite still being recognizable as whatever animal it is. That's one of the reasons why people don't taxidermy pets; they won't look like they did before. That's why it's notable that Daniel's hair is the same when so much else is different. The only part of Daniel that remains is the outsides.

    • @gaiamritawhitright8890
      @gaiamritawhitright8890 3 года назад +96

      @@b-blythe6763 also!! in the Anglerfish episode, Daniel Rawlings is among those reported missing. so it's not only because of the taxidermy

    • @sammccreath7641
      @sammccreath7641 3 года назад +32

      I mean the whole thing reminded me of that one taxidermy walrus that's bloody huge bc the person who stuffed it hadn't seen a walrus before and tried to get out all the wrinkles-

    • @a.b.6689
      @a.b.6689 2 года назад +23

      @@b-blythe6763 Thank you for teaching us the outsides.

  • @Penelope-rc6xl
    @Penelope-rc6xl 4 года назад +152

    ‘i knew opening the door was a stupid idea’
    bro why’d you do it then

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 3 года назад +28

      Curiosity is a hell of a thing. lol

    • @nialls.9939
      @nialls.9939 3 года назад +7

      alot of the statements usually use the word "stupid"

    • @tastychunks
      @tastychunks 2 года назад

      Spiders.

  • @wowitscoldout1119
    @wowitscoldout1119 10 месяцев назад +15

    15:23 "I may not entirely trust my assistants but I won't lose them."
    ...man :(

    • @RumpelGnom42
      @RumpelGnom42 9 месяцев назад +4

      Right? That one hurt. Jon is going to remember that one...

  • @MrMcBaine1
    @MrMcBaine1 2 года назад +66

    The Anglerfish Monster seems only to be able to mimic one or two sentences at a time to lure his prey in. First it was asking for a cigarette. Now, after getting a couple of victims with that lure (amongst others, the shop owner), it now adapted to the new environment. If a customer ever inquires after a certain animal, the Anglerfish Monster goes "We've got one down here. Come on, I'll show you."

  • @dendakrmelova1201
    @dendakrmelova1201 4 года назад +174

    I broke into Gertrude’s flat. *U DID WHAT*

    • @screaminggecko7660
      @screaminggecko7660 3 года назад +8

      poor lad is going off the deep end

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 Год назад +3

      I am once again begging Jon to get some therapy.

  • @ilovebooks49
    @ilovebooks49 4 года назад +252

    the shop owner... boy got taxidermied

    • @brittanyashline553
      @brittanyashline553 4 года назад +73

      One of the missing people taken by the angler. The weird guy asking for a cigarette. Maybe that's why he smoked a bunch?

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 3 года назад +30

      @@brittanyashline553 Just like the sound technician in the episode with the woman from the Ghostwatch channel. And she took of her skin.

  • @zaless8793
    @zaless8793 Год назад +18

    I love how in almost every statement a person says some variation of "I'm not an idiot, but" or "i know doing this would be stupid" and then they proceed doing The Stupid Thing

    • @zaless8793
      @zaless8793 Год назад +4

      And then they get they're ass physically or mentally kicked and are SURPRISED

    • @MrIsizukuri
      @MrIsizukuri Год назад

      At least, Jon immediately got away once he heard the sirens!

  • @shyboywithnolife2781
    @shyboywithnolife2781 2 года назад +124

    Jon after stalking and breaking into people's homes: I'm sorry, I'm just in a silly goofy mood

  • @davv6628
    @davv6628 2 года назад +87

    I'm starting to think that Gertrude was just as paranoid as Jon is. As I'm dealing with diagnosed paranoia I think it's important to state that everything with eyes in my apartment has either been cut out or permanently covered as it just makes my anxiety worse.

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze Год назад

      “Paranoia” :)

    • @callmecrookedjack7441
      @callmecrookedjack7441 Год назад +1

      @@malaizze float off ga spooky

    • @lilalino
      @lilalino 2 месяца назад +3

      oh, really, that's a thing? I used to be terrified of photos with eyes looking at the camera. I called them "dead eyes". I thought i was the only one...

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 3 года назад +66

    bruh is not!sasha deliberately messing with the investigations

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 3 года назад +9

      Probably? I think she's connected to the same thing the Anglerfish and Breekon&Hope are.

  • @pianoguy222
    @pianoguy222 3 года назад +98

    Okay, I am *SO* stealing the idea of an eldritch being that can see through even the representation of an eye for a D&D campaign some time. I dunno if that's what's happening, but it's the sort of weird that could explain why an eminently sane and together woman like Gertrude would do something so weirdly specific.

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 3 месяца назад

      Reminds me of Hermaeus Mora, the entity of eyes who is obsessed with books and secrets in Elder Scrolls.

  • @epiphanierosenstern5635
    @epiphanierosenstern5635 2 года назад +39

    Alexander is a dude dedicated to not judge people and for this I respect him

  • @GuysIMadeAVidio
    @GuysIMadeAVidio 3 года назад +47

    One moment this guy recognizes old African and Indian pelts the next moment he says he knows nothing about taxidermy

    • @GuysIMadeAVidio
      @GuysIMadeAVidio 2 года назад +2

      @a swarm of jellyfish yea okay that makes sense

  • @willis1359
    @willis1359 3 года назад +46

    love how at the end, the tax man said "this ain't got nothing to do with me"

  • @io_online
    @io_online 2 года назад +20

    This angler fish thingy is doing god's work: trying to steamroll through every cigarette in the UK

  • @drago1514
    @drago1514 4 года назад +264

    Was the tiger at the beginning the one from the circus episode??

    • @Iquey
      @Iquey 4 года назад +20

      Possibly!

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 3 года назад +3

      thats what I though too

    • @saurabhsharma6939
      @saurabhsharma6939 3 года назад +22

      This episode had brecken and hope the delivery guys, just like in that circus episode Tightrope...so yup it is possible

  • @ot7biasedmashups
    @ot7biasedmashups Год назад +9

    OMG BRO JON SAID HE'S SUSPICIOUS OF HIS ASSISTANTS ON THE *MAIN RECORDING*
    He needs to take a rest right now!! He's getting himself into real danger... Like wdym you broke into Gertrude's house????

  • @nualahalpin6119
    @nualahalpin6119 3 года назад +34

    the tax man: it was awkward that he wasn't meeting my eyes
    me, autistic: wait people aren't joking when they say that eye contact is important and comfortable?????

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 года назад +1

      It baffles me too lol

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 Год назад +2

      It's ironic because just last night, my nana got upset with me because I wouldn't meet her eyes, when she knows I have trouble with eye contact.

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 года назад +126

    Ohhh, the anglerfish smokers again

  • @namaschu9418
    @namaschu9418 3 года назад +53

    Damn I thought that I did well recognizing all the keywords and names. And yet I completely missed all similarities to Sarah (the angler fish victim), smoking etc. and didn't even realize the fucking angler fish itself was in this episode. Breekon and Hope were obvious but I only got the rest because of the comments.

  • @KeKe-bv8qv
    @KeKe-bv8qv Год назад +16

    Just remembered that Martin loves spiders (tarantulas), and what do spiders have?
    Eyes, lots of eyes. And we've had some strong themes of spiders being enemies of the colony and eyes being protective against other supernatural forces like that first aid episode with the eye tattoos.
    And with that suggestion that martin's not telling the truth about something and the strong theme of people feeling watched by an unseen being and Gertrude cutting out all the eyes in her books like she doesn't want to be watched by that unknown being.
    I bet Martin's in league with the watching eye being.
    I could have written this better but it's the middle of the night so no.

  • @flynland7366
    @flynland7366 4 года назад +70

    Old skin/eyes/smell
    -Delivery boys
    - sound from the ground
    -face
    -we have got one down here
    Daniel R.

  • @yds2m
    @yds2m 4 года назад +143

    hearing a horror story set in my area was incredibly jarring and unsettling. thanks jonny lol

    • @x-Kennii-x
      @x-Kennii-x 4 года назад +9

      I know! I was already shocked at Barnet. I nearly spat my tea out when Jon said Woodside park. XD

  • @cleliea8770
    @cleliea8770 4 года назад +90

    Breekon & Hope !

  • @HyacinthoIgnis
    @HyacinthoIgnis 4 года назад +61

    ohhh so gertrude ran into that ancient archivist too? guess she really blew up that basement

  • @teddyan863
    @teddyan863 4 года назад +70

    Scaplehorn is so enthusiastic! someone give him a raise

  • @SpanielTower
    @SpanielTower 3 года назад +30

    That feeling of being watched seems to be a tangible entity in its own right. Just looking at my wallpaper now, it has many monkeys and birds and dozens of eyes. I would not fare well against this force

  • @Atlas_Young_Lover69
    @Atlas_Young_Lover69 Год назад +17

    I just checked the Wiki for mpre details on Jon, and he is described as a short king and a Twink 💀

  • @takkariarmstrong8736
    @takkariarmstrong8736 Год назад +5

    It’s crazy how the monsters gone from dangling people asking for cigarettes to taking the form of people. It all ties together so beautifully.

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 3 месяца назад +2

      There might be more than one type. The one with the dangling puppet and single sentence is the anglerfish. Sasha, Rawlings are more complex, can make conversation.

  • @namaschu9418
    @namaschu9418 3 года назад +40

    Oh so I assume the things/entities that have something to do with eyes can actually see through everything that represents an eye.

    • @nialls.9939
      @nialls.9939 3 года назад +6

      in the episode with the crypt its mention that one of them didnt have eyes but was still lookig at them

    • @theprideling
      @theprideling 3 года назад +3

      This is a conlcusion I wish I'd drawn weeks ago, good catch!

  • @ProfBoggs
    @ProfBoggs 4 года назад +76

    Oooooo! The Anglerfish strikes again!

  • @v3pic
    @v3pic Год назад +8

    That strong floral scent that comes from Daniel and Sarah, is that supposed to be something specific? Like a preservation chemical?

  • @alchemicpunk1509
    @alchemicpunk1509 4 года назад +39

    Angler Fish are quite unsettling.

  • @pipedream2556
    @pipedream2556 3 года назад +27

    I wonder if the thing in the basement is the same kind of... Thing... As the angler fish creature
    Just the idea of something inhuman imitating one to lure people into a dark area, repeating a normal ish sounding phrase with something inherently wrong to it...

  • @anxiouscordyceps
    @anxiouscordyceps Год назад +7

    I KNEW IT! I just read a comment saying that the guy in the episode was smoking like the other girl that was also a missing person in the first episode; but BEFORE that, when the figure said 'we have more in here, if you'd like to see' or something, as soon as it repeated the exact same thing, it reminded me of episode one. Interesting.

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork Год назад +9

    Unhinged Jon for the win >>> Yes, my archivist boi, go break into people’s homes in the name of Truth™️! We love to see it!

  • @SwirlyPinwheel
    @SwirlyPinwheel 3 года назад +26

    Damn, Daniel.

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 3 года назад +48

    "All in all, he was a real pleasure to discuss money laundring with".
    :D
    Damn, how does Jon remember all of these names, and what is tied to what? There are hundreds of us here, posessing the great and holy power of google, yet it's so easy to miss something.
    No wonder our poor bookworm /ba-dum-tss/ boi is going insane.
    It's weird though. I assumed Anglerfish ate its victims, but now... What is it doing? And with what purpose? It doesn't seem like they are doing the same thing as it, so... what are they tasked with? Are they even still connected to this main entity, or are they just a by-product of its feeding? Was it the main entity that Sarah met in Skintight? Also, judging by this encounter (Sarah's), even if these guys aren't exactly alive, they can get nervous and scared.
    Thinking about it, why was the behaviour of these two so different? Sarah didn't seem to want to harm the people who were with them, so... they just genuinely came there to do sound work on a paranormal investigation show? Like wut?

    • @humanname99
      @humanname99 3 года назад +10

      the anglerfish skins its victims then outfits something else with their skin so they look closer to human. I can't say more than that without spoiling the twist though.

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 года назад +2

      @@humanname99 I'm in s5 now, but I am still not completely sure about what the Anglerfish thing essentially was...
      Maybe I need to give it another listen. I'm sure I'll find all kind of fun things in there.

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 3 года назад +4

      @@jaderush4141 could also check the wiki. It has been impressively exhaustive for keeping track between episodes and explaining stuff. (No, I didn't spoil myself about anything, what are you talking about?)

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 года назад +2

      @@pyrosianheir I feel your pain, bro xd Did I know Pinterest would give me spoilers? Yes. Did I go there anyway? Also yes.

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 Год назад +6

    Jon is need of therapy, he went through something traumatic and is terrified one of his coworkers is a murderer. He doesn't even realize Sasha is gone replaced by a fake.

  • @amphitritemists4595
    @amphitritemists4595 3 года назад +59

    Jon truly is a Ravenclaw gone feral. He doesnt do this stuff cause he's brave or wants power. He's literally just hungry for knowledge nothing can stop a Ravenclaw who wants information😂

  • @v.neumann584
    @v.neumann584 Год назад +4

    first time listener here. i dont know if this has been brought up by previous comments but I have the feeling that the missing Daniel Person might have been also a victim of the Angler fish (i always think that when someone got missing in Edinburgh) didnt gone back to check it though so it might be a stretch

  • @evagrev7351
    @evagrev7351 2 года назад +16

    My theory from this episode and what we know so far:
    Anglerfish's entity is back. And I have to say, it was already dark outside when I heard this episode I was too spooked to listen to another one or even write this comment, 'cause I'd have to think more time about it 😅 it's day now, so all good.
    So, we have a monster/entity that hides in dark places, only enough light to see some part of it but not fully and clearly, and lures people to get closer to it by repeating a kinda innocent phrase. In this episode we learn more about it. Obviously, the monster does something to its victims. It doesn't just kill them or eat them. Like with the not-people, it steals their identities too, but not their lives. That makes me thing that they're probably different entities? From the other episode with an anglerfish's victim, the one with the youtube channel, we know that the "victim" had her skin but inside was something else. And with the taxidermy involved here, i think the anglerfish uses the skin of its victims as puppets to lure other people, which means that in the first episode he used the skin of a previous victim as a puppet that it moved with its hand to lure the witness in that alley, which is why the mouth wouldn't move. And once it's done with the skins (probably the tiger from the circus was also a victim of the anglerfish, as well as all the animals in that taxidermy shop, so that entity has been doing that for a very very long time and keeps the skins as trophies in that "trophy room") something supernatural wears them as suits and then with sawdust they fill in the rest for them to have the look of a normal person, but since it's filled with sawdust the end result is not the same with how the victim looked, and probably they wear the same clothes the victims did when they were lured, something like they're part of the skin they come in with (which is why the girl in the youtube episode was wearing clothes that were not right for the winter). I don't know why though. In this episode, the owner is like the face of the shop so that the shop can exist legally and thus the anglerfish has a place to do its work of filling the skins and finishing them up, but what purpose did the girl in the youtube episode had? Was she planning to harm someone of the group until she realised she was in someone else's hunting territory? Or does she have another purpose of existing and the sound tech job is just for her to appear normal to others? The anglerfish was probably also in that circus, since the description we had of that lady in the entrance is similar enough to that of an anglerfish's puppets.
    What I am sure of though is that the not-people and the anglerfish are in good terms. Not!sasha obviously volunteered in order to lie about her finds and thus make john forget about this case, by saying the basement was empty and all was fine. And the photo was taken to prove that this person was different from the missing person, either because it already looked different or because not!sasha told them about it and they filled the skin with sawdust again to make it look completely different from the actual victim.
    As for gertrude's house, it's obvious she knew she was watched. She knew that the open eye/beholding entity had its eye on her and the institute (pun inteded). But I'm wondering, was her efforts of not being watched by it what caused her death in the end? I mean, what if the open eye was protecting her by watching her and her trying to avoid it is what made her unprotected and vulnerable to the other forces to kill her?

  • @jessbailie3539
    @jessbailie3539 3 года назад +21

    Does anyone else feel a lil bit disappointed when they check and don't see Martin or Tim in the episode? Those two are best boys.
    But Jon's voice acting is creepy and awesome

  • @madisonlane5169
    @madisonlane5169 3 года назад +13

    I swear every ep the intro gets louder

  • @v.neumann584
    @v.neumann584 Год назад +4

    the eyes are a reaccurring theme and my theory is that some entitiy can watch through all eyes depicted or Real. many Statement givers have said their felt watched even when they were alone. members of this entitys cult have perhaps eyes tattooed to give the entity more oppirtunities to watch. i assume that Gertrude had for this reason cut the eyes from the book covers to prevent being watched maybe thats even the reason for noz having a tv

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 3 года назад +13

    at this point anyone that smokes is connected to the angerfish tbh

  • @Veelofar
    @Veelofar 2 года назад +8

    I'm listening to this for the first time, and I JUST had a thought. The Archives are a place where people who gained the attention of the supernatural and escaped predictably go. A place that can be watched, and where something watching could recognize those they have seen before and follow them home.

  • @frogonthebikeheh
    @frogonthebikeheh Год назад +2

    Jon's becoming unhinged and I'm here for it

  • @anemoi6803
    @anemoi6803 4 года назад +26

    And I still feel ALIVE
    wait wrong video

  • @sandymcneish7820
    @sandymcneish7820 5 лет назад +63

    I've just realized only half of your subscribers have watched up to this point. !?

    • @simonstern2572
      @simonstern2572 4 года назад +6

      I am getting there

    • @tylerasw5103
      @tylerasw5103 4 года назад +20

      iirc most listeners listen on podcast apps or on their site

    • @jojoceda
      @jojoceda 3 года назад

      How do you know??

  • @astheusual
    @astheusual 3 года назад +9

    This episode teach us how far paranoia can go

  • @abelladonn9966
    @abelladonn9966 2 года назад +4

    This is the first time I felt legitimately freaked out by an episode. Not at the worm woman or the Leitner books, but the cut out eyes. I felt so freaked out, it being 1 AM during my initial listen didn't help matters.

  • @greygoose8803
    @greygoose8803 Год назад +5

    it's funny that the stranger has so many avatars and monsters going around. want slice of life fanfic where they all hang out at the taxidermy shop.

  • @moonlight_scribe
    @moonlight_scribe 9 месяцев назад +2

    The swaying figure from 01 is still one of the things that creeped me out the most so glad for that callback

  • @anubis3365
    @anubis3365 2 года назад +6

    i mean at least they weren't laundering money - that got me

  • @noyes1382
    @noyes1382 4 месяца назад +1

    OKAY THIS EPISODE HAS SO MUCH!!! It highly implies that Not Sasha and Daniel are probably on the same side, indicating that he’s probably also a… not… thing. Also, breekon and hope deliveries? Yet another avid anglerfish disappearance smoker? There’s just so many mysteries!

  • @callumdougherty5339
    @callumdougherty5339 4 года назад +12

    Angler Fish is that you?

  • @Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz
    @Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz Месяц назад +2

    "It was a little bit disconcerting but I have a cousin with autism" BHAHAHHAHHAH

  • @athenagubbe4564
    @athenagubbe4564 4 года назад +17

    Jan Svankmajer's films come to mind with this one, especially his Alice in Wonderland.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 года назад +3

      Right?! I thought the same! The taxidermied hare in the suit and the glassy eyes. Man, that film is unsettling and I love it.

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 Год назад

      I thought I was the only one picturing that! That movie scarred me when I saw it.
      Time to go rewatch the Brows Held High episode on that film.

  • @CytheriaXylia
    @CytheriaXylia 7 месяцев назад +4

    Supplemental: I broke into Gertrude's flat
    Me: disappointed but not surprised

  • @loxyloafcake5184
    @loxyloafcake5184 2 года назад +4

    I don't doubt for a second that Not! Sasha, the taxidermy men, and the cigarette Anglerfish are all spawn from the same horror entity.

  • @sianna293
    @sianna293 2 года назад +4

    He said “not laundering money, not my problem”

  • @joaovictorbastianini7878
    @joaovictorbastianini7878 3 месяца назад +2

    John no começo de TMA: "Estudei sobre o caso e ultimamente (...)
    John agora: "Eu invadi uma casa"

  • @rachelyeets5557
    @rachelyeets5557 3 года назад +3

    Me at the begining: Oh, taxaderny. A new Entity?
    Me at 7:45: ANGLERFISH IT'S THE ANGLERFISH

  • @Brew1705
    @Brew1705 8 месяцев назад +2

    I only have one fear, one that’s I’ve had that can’t be explained that is, and that fear is taxidermy… listening to this made me curl up from the inside

  • @DrawingCat-ru9mj
    @DrawingCat-ru9mj 2 года назад +4

    "their eyes have been cut out" *slowly turns to manga shelf* oh lord

  • @coconoisette
    @coconoisette 4 месяца назад +1

    That's awesome I was just thinking "hey you could send Not!Sarah to study the weird anglerfish basement" 😂

  • @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579
    @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579 2 месяца назад +2

    Supplemental.
    I broke into Gertrude’s flat.
    Me: That's a huge leap.

  • @micahthedoordemon3802
    @micahthedoordemon3802 Год назад +2

    I failed to see anyone mention this but their is described to be two cockney delivery men and I feel their is a strong connection to like every delivery and these men; in every story so far that has something 'odd' being delivered two coconut men are always being described, same people maybe?