These "Hacks" are Actually WILD!!
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- Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
- I've seen a lot of different hacks over the years, these might be the most interesting.
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That Hank Hill impression was very spot on.
Also the constant rhetoric of just simple hydration is funnier that the fact it's more effective than most of these zany tips
😂😂😂
You had me at cotton snatch. 😂
The only ounce of truth in that guide honestly
@@nate2604i was gonna say my gf sips before she rips but the cotton snatch is realllll
Why?
Cotton snatch turns it into a milky mess. Don't go down on it if you've been rippin it boys 💨
I almost died.
My mantra would be "At least I didn't smoke plastic"
wait.. its weird to go to a smoke sesh with the boys and have one of them pull out the lip balm and bottle of lube?
I mean if you like it dry thats you bro so don’t be afraid to inform your boys.
You ain’t fuckin your homies?
Apparently so , me and the homies always clap each other’s cheeks every sesh 🤷♂️
Hahahahaha lmao
Sounds like a 12 year old wrote those tips.
Not cotton snatch 😭😭
had to 🤣🤣
“Keep lube handy” must be a silicone smoker
bruhh🤣🤣
Bro
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Lmaooooo
That one killed me
"Cotton-snatch" had me dying, lmfao.
That Hank impression caught me so off guard 😂
That was awesome lol
LFGO!
"everything is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago" except I need lube, chapstick and candy 😂 had me rolling.
WRDDDD
A good poker you can use is toothpicks especially for bubblers since you can’t dump the ash out. The toothpicks are a little bendy and really help clear out the bowl
Tbh the best pokers are the flint from clippers you will probably be using one to light anyway
@@arcaea3038 not small enough diameter
I make my own bowls from stainless steel at work . A q tip fits perfectly if i remove the cotton . I dont like poking my bows while.ripping ill poke around when the ember is gon
@@donavinnezar I think smoking out of metal fucked your head up
@Donavin Nezar would you make me bowls? 😂
I use generic brand eye drops that are supposedly formulated for red eyes. It works like a charm. I usually have to use them after showering, because for some reason my eyes get really red after a shower and people always assume I'm stoned. And normally they're right, but it doesn't matter if I smoke or not. That shower is giving me red eye.
You know the list is gonna be good when the first "hack" is redundant if you take care of your glass.
Another W for cewpins.
LFGO Dude!!!!
Cewpins going hard
@@cewpins 😂 I love this guy
my paranoid thoughts..." does everyone know you are way too high? wait... nobody cares and nobody thinks you are too high" simple. I don't get paranoid unless I'm high where I shouldn't be getting high.
Here is a hack that I haven't heard from you and is helping me so much. "Wipe your dabber with rolling paper". I'm not too experienced with dabs, and I guess that some consistencies will be hard to wipe off, but if it's not sticking then instead of wiping the dabber with some paper and waste what was left on it, put it on a rolling paper and use it next time you roll a joint (for people who are smoking joints).
When I get paranoid I just repeat, “The hat man is not real, he cannot get you.” over and over until I stop seeing him.
Bro look out the hat man is in my pants.
If your bong has a short stem slider, using Vaseline or lube can make it easier to slide in and out of the bong, especially if it's newer and still scrapes kinda
I'm dead serious btw this actually works just don't use super runny lube that's why I say vaseline anyway
🤣🤣lube it
😂 thas crazy I don’t know about that one chief
@@HPsawus try it
(Good) lube is much more expensive than chapstick.
Just drink some water already!
why was she writing a romance novel for every tip
She probably doesn't see much action, contrary to her implied claims.
I haven't known a person that enjoys and writes dirty fanfics, especially self insert ones, that are sexually active in real life....
hank hill impression was spot on jesus christ
if I feel paranoid I tell myself that I've been through this before and this is what is supposed to happen. I mostly use this for psychedelics but it transfers over to weed too.
the hank hill impression had me gigglin for a good minute
Same thing I tell myself when I get really upset “just breathe it’ll pass”
I bursted out laughing when he said “cottonsnatch”
😂😂 same lmao
Same. I had to fucking pause the video and compose myself…
"You're getting cottonmouth AND cottonsnatch?" BRO LMAO
This video was really funny. I love shit like this. There's so many articles like this and they're all just as bad as the other
Except for when he begs for money
Begs for money? Surprisingly youtube rinsed his channel of ads, don't you think cewpins deserves support and to be paid
@@OfficialBo420clown
@@jokesntrolles7882 sure but don’t go around begging for money like fr it’s stupid and seems scummy how he says it, if he wants money there’s other ways
@@OfficialBo420 .....
Best mantra for when shit gets too crazy: "it's the weed, bro. It's the weed bro."
Hey Cewpins, not gonna lie tip #6 is a real one for me. Due to my crazy work schedule I do use it to help me with my meal time. I work 12hr swing shifts from morning to night and if I didn't have that sticky I would have lost so much weight. My appetite is very sporadic but it helps me with my eating 🤷♂️
Also, my mantra would be "you are not too stoned you are just hungry"
@ 1:30 done and done my man! Thanks for being an awesome channel!
Had to come back now that I've watched to the end. LOL wtf are these tips?!
I wanna hear cewpins christopher walken impersonation. Dudes cadence is perfect
Hank Hill impression at 2:01 it's wild, caught me off guard. I WANT a full video of you only doing Hank Hill impression while talking
Please do this!!
I love it every time you push the Amazon account link for the Jeff Besos money!! 😂
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Much love to you my dude!! Your tips are always appreciated
Thank you my dude!
“You can’t die from weed” that’s all I think while waiting it out for like a hour or 2
My 1 strict rule, never smoke right before eating, always right after.
"Everything is going to be alright, you just got a little too high buddy, the good news is you are real."
Bruh you said cotton snatch right when I’m ripping a bowl and I jus died
I've been smoking since 1997 and I still learn things from your vids! Thanks bro!
the way you looked right at the camera and said "and cotton snatch from the weed ?" 🤣
This is the most ridiculous list ever lol, you had me dying laughing at this 😂😂😂
My mantra for when I’m high and paranoid is to just tell myself “I’m chillin everything’s chill” LOL
I can understand the mantra hack for other drugs which I’ve actually found useful “just hang on man”
You’re videos are so funny! 🤣 I get a kick out of them sober hahaha
Glad you like them!!
I found a pipe once that was literally 99% full of resin and crap, never cleaned. Took it home, threw it in the cheapo Harbor Freight ultrasonic cleaner and 10 minutes later it was brand new. Get an ultrasonic cleaner, they are incredibly useful for cleaning glass and pretty much everything else you can't clean with just scrubbing.
This has me rolling. All I can think about is sticky honey, lubricants, and dry snatch. lmao
0:43 😂😂
"What is this"
“Cotton Snatch” is now my favorite phrase uttered on the internet.
I rather enjoyed that one too 🤣
Yoo is that u Hank Hill I need my dang propane Refilled!!! 😂😂😂
Cotton mouth and cotton snatch is crazy 😂
I feel like the point of number 6 on the list is just to be healthier and not over eat. Like if you're gonna eat your dinner anyways, might as well use that to quell the munchies instead of just shoveling 5 bags of doritos down your face
this video was AWESOME!!! i love your longer vids
Wow hank hill stopped in
Bwahhhhh!!!
My paranoid high mantra is "Whatever man, just breathe."
Cotton snatch 😂 bruh that got me good 😂
“Cotton snatch” 😂
Do you bring lube to the sesh?
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“If I take a one gram dab and head to Golden Corral they’re gonna have to kick me out “ I do this with edibles and buffets😂 amazing time
I thought I was watching King of The Hill for a moment.
God dangit Bobby!
"I already opened that door" is my mantra
Bro that Hank Hill impression had me dying. Please it more 😭
We used to roll honey blunts back in the 90s. we would coat a swisher sweet with honey and after its rolled roast it to dry the honey.
Regarding #6, I make a point to eat before I'm high. I want to go into it full because in most cases I'll just end up snacking, and when I'm high, I'm anything but mindful about being full
The hank Hill impersonation was spot on dude 👍👍👍👍
You know the weed hit good, when you try to scroll the article on the screen. 😂
"If the snatch is dry, let lube fly"
My montra is "it's all in my head, it's all in my head, it's all in my head, it's all in my head, it's all in my head, it's all in my head!" That's what I repeat when I get a paranoid streak from some bunk sativa
Chopstick, I use a chopstick to clean my stinger out. When it's gross I throw it away
I fucking DIED at "YOU DONT JUST GET DRY MOUTH, YOU GET DRY SNATCH?!"
“Can also cause vaginal dryness, wait,wait,wait,wait,wait. Your getting cotton mouth and cotton snatch from the weed? Nooooo,noooo!!! That was fucking hilarious!!! Thanks for the laughs!
I’m so glad that instead of stumbling across this article myself and wasting 3 minutes of my life reading it, I was able to have you read it to me with the greatest of commentary
I never knew such a Dank Hill impression was on this channel. Caught me off guard.
For number 2, just go to the school nurse; she has like four sticks of it in her drawer.
Candy,lip bolm, lube?
That's more expensive then a BOTTLE OF WATER...
I laughed really hard at cotton snatch.
I have recently followed you and i will say i find all of your videos extremely helpful and entertaining. This vid is no different.
I would like to say thank you for the water before your puff/sesh suggestion. It has literally changed how i sesh. The terps are way better or cottonmouth. I wouldnt know about the dry snatch though.
I need to get on twitch and sesh with everyone….but i am pretty lazy when it cones to that stuff.
Cheers!
My mantra "No one's actually talking in my head asking if I'm here, it's just a Pink Floyd song"
That prime genius transition was flawless😂
I use a lot of blistex when I smoke to counteract my lips drying/getting damaged out from wiping away the resin lips after every rip.
and my 'mantra' is "Just don't think about it."
I’ve been on a nectar collector kick lately, I killed my lungs on my last real dab now I’m scared 😂 love your channel bro
My mantra is I just “I’m just faded then a hoe o yeahhhh” works and calms me lol
any time one of my friends is too high i tell them two simple words, “lock in” and they do and we continue to have a great time
When he said cotton snatch I lost it😂
As someone who smokes for a lot of digestive reasons, I can relate to that eat til full lol. But then I just smoke and my body finds more room I didn’t know I had/definitely wasn’t physically feeling before lol. And weed helps battle the nausea
If Im paranoid my mantra would be, "Fuck yeah I'm high."
My mantra would be, " it's ok bro, just take another hit and you'll feel better."
The keep "lube handy" is hilarious.
My mantra when I get high is, "They're coming from you, they're coming for you, get out of here and run. They're coming for you, they're here, they're here, run."
When you started talking about denny’s I lost it 😂
Shes got to be 20's. I see this a lot where a youtuber or influencer will try to teach you something that you learned as a kid. One was about tucking in your shirt, they thought they invented it
I get a better sense of when I’m full. My ADHD normally just makes my body’s signals unnoticeable. As such I forget to drink water until I’m dying of thirst, forget to eat until I’m dying of hunger, eat until I almost vomit, or not go to the bathroom until I’m busting. When I have weed it calms down my brain enough so I can either notice my body’s signals or my mind is clear enough that I can pay attention while I eat and notice I’m starting to get full.
Does @Cewpins give anyone else Alan Alda vibes? haha I'm here for it.
Also, that Hank Hill impression is fantastic!
(i'm now heading to the kitchen to get some water)
Just stumbled on ya as im sitting here smoking. Figured id sub. I love easy to follow comtent that improves on the mainstream bullcrap "hacks" to actually make them hacks.
If you break a bong and have a down piece and slide handy, then plastic bottle bongs can definitely help out in a pinch
😂 you're killing it!
My mantra “it will be there tommorow now try and sleep”
"Cottonsnatch" is fucking hysterical
this girl has definitely never smoked real gas in her life😂
So the honey hack. Idk about burning evenly but back in the day honey blunts were really popular. Just so they would burn longer like 20+ years ago I smoke my fair share of em lol
This has very high “Hey fellow kids!” energy.
OMG you do Hank Hill perfectly!
I personally believe eating before toking is best. If you toke after eating you shouldn't get the munchies and from my experience my buzz lasts a bit longer. Now sometimes eating after can be beneficial, say your wanting to try a new food, it will taste a bit better when your stoned and if it's the only time you can afford this new food that just makes it better.