Plantsexual and foodsexual Hey my wife cheated on me… Omg! Who?! Burger… Omg my wife cheated on me too! Who?! The mint plant.. That sucks! I think they’re dating. At least they were jerks…
Im glad half of us actually hate the people who mocks the lbtgq+ those people dont know what the unvalid sexualitys they think its real and say they have it until they realize it wasnt real
Dream sexual: having a ’attraction’ during a dream. I don’t know why they chose green black and white for the colors (maybe to mess with ppl I don’t know) but it’s not having a ‘attraction’ to dream. (I don’t understand it still but ya ;-;)
I think the green, black, and white one is fake actually bc I found I different one that’s yellow and blue with a moon and thought cloud in it so I think that the green, black, and white one mite be a flag someone made to get attention off of it or if they didn’t like the meaning or something they made that one to make ppl think that is a ‘attraction’ to the yt (yes there are messed up ppl like that) (I still don’t understand it though)
@@Local_sharky the one with the cloud it’s valid and it’s means that you only feel sexual in your dreams hi didn’t know if you knew that just to make sure:
People be saying dreamsexual means you like dream but I’m pretty sure it’s not dreamsmp and I think it’s apart of the aroace spectrum there’s another name for it tho (correct me if I’m wrong)
Imagine looking at a pizza and saying " oh it's kinda cute"
Lol
Let's not imagine that... Just no
LOLLLLL
or "oh that fidget looks hawt"
Imagine walking in a store and see someone say “U lookin mighty fine” to a literal cabbage.
Me when I see the thumbnail: NWJSJHSSHSHHS
Me when I see the video: THANK GOD YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A HEART ATTACK-
Lol
@@-ateo-5326 ok, what the hell?
@@-ateo-5326 BOI, WHAT DID SHE DO??
SHE JUST TELLING THE TRUE
THOSE SECURITY WILL NEVER BE VALID- (The sexuality she talks about it)
@@axolotlthefluffy3787 so tell ppl they i dk. Like Water they cant like it they need choose only option acept for You.
For real I was about to report it without even watching the video 😅
“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
ANSJNSSJNZ-
True ;-;
True I almost thought something-
if you’re in the gacha community
you shouldnt have fallen for it--
First half the thumbnail
Imagine going up to a burger and saying 'how you doin baby girl' 😂
No baba grill that’s what u say
Lol
LOL
Or saying hey baba gurllll to a leaf🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
And then ur eating you baba girl
"Danm~ that bloody red colour on the fidget spinner be fine today~"
Wth?-
Imagine looking at a peice of cake or smth and just saying "Damn baby you lookin like a snack" 🤐
It is a snack they can’t say that lol
Literally
Imagine being like “ooo damn pop-it you’re looking fine as hell today 🥵😳😍🥰😘”
Lol
The hypocrisy is insane. Don't demand respect for your own sexuality and then disrespect others that you find abnormal.
A friend: who’s your crush?
Someone: A fidget spinner
Me: where’s ur girlfriend😏
Friend: she’s there are u blind?
Me again: THATS A FUCKING WATERMELON
😆 lol
Want meh to do more?
Me: why u crying
Girl: my boyfriend cheated on me *sob*
Me: I WILL FIGHT HER
girl: THERE SHE IS
Me: HAAYAA- wait wut THATS A FUCKING SUNFLOWER
imagine if you saw someone hugging and kissing a map.
Not an actual map.
Maps is a different way of referring to pedophiles!
Maps in this case means child lovers in a gross way.
@@povyourescrollingthroughco3153 oh okk
MAP refers to Minor Attracted People
*sees boy*
“Hey boy why you crying”
“MY GF CHEATED IN ME”
“With who?”
“With her fidget pack”
“👹FIDGETS👹”
XD
People: you can't date anime characters
Weebs: I know
Weebs' mind:, *Reality is cruel 😫*
Ikr
You got us in the first half not gonna lie
Sorry-😅
Looking at a fidget spinner spinning like “yes baby dance 💃” like wth
Lol
Never judge a book by its cover
What if the books cover is hentai?
@@thecoolestgachatuberpatric9567 Dam bro
You sure bc this book has click bait written all over it
Image you see a plant “omg marry me” LOL
Lol
@@Smokey.white_iris xD
I’m glad the thumbnail was a clickbait lol
Ya got me with the thumbnail 💀🤚. I was preparing my speech til I saw the description and I realized it was fake.
You Got me in me in the thumbnail lmao
Imagine someone saying "Damn, that's a smegzy piece of grass right there😍😍😍" like OMFG😭😭😭😭
Imagine looking at a cactus or succulent and being like “how you doin bbg”
Why are ppl so mad when looking at these and even crying it’s just a weird flag that will never be valid
✨ A little bit of flair ✨
Me when i see the thumbnail:BRO WHAT THE FISH EJEJEKWOALKHH
me when i see the video: YESSS!
Imagine seeing an apple and going, “hey baby grill, we should meet up”
"They had us in the half ngl. Not gonna lie. "
People who say they are dreamsexual,
How are you attracted to a person that has never showed their face
Just saying 💀💀
True
Now he did 😂😂
hi
Imagine looking at a piece of bacon and saying “HEY PAPI”
imagine looking to a fidget and say "That's very adorable!"
The thumbnail 💀
I hate those flugs
"watersexuals" going to a waterpark: " *You come around here often dollface* ?"
Me sees thumbnail:you have caught my attention *gets bat*
Me sees the whole video: understandable have a great day
imagine went to a McDonald and order a meal then looks at the burger and saying "how ya doin' bbg/darling~you look hot and sexy today~"😂😂😂
😭🤣
Ok but who gets up sees a plant and thinks “damn baby girl u looking finee” WTH 😭😭
Don’t cry alright, don’t be sad, we all hate them to u r not alone
Zoophiles: *hiding behind a wall all scratched up*
Why did you take it so personally and start to cry-
Imagine seeing draco from harrypotter and being like"Touch me daddy~~~"bro tf
Thumbnail creepiness = 100 BILLION
Random person: oooo that fidget spinner lookin daym fine
I feel bad for draco and dream :( and HOW CAN YOU LOVE A FOOD AND A PLANT????? 😳
Lol
I feel bad for em too. 💚🐍
Food is sumthin you eat 🤔
Draco and cream b like : 😿😿💅
Me: where’s your girlfriend?
Friend: there she is
Me again THATS A SUNFLOWER
Me: where’s your girlfriend?
Friend: there she is are you blind?
Me again: THATS A SUNFLOWER
❤Dream sexuality: equals brain malfunction plant sexuality: having a connection to plants Draco sexuality: being a Simp for a virtual character ❤
TY TYSM FOR UNDERSTANDING
And imagine going to one chip and saying “this isn’t the only thing that’s crushing” 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The thumbnail got me
Lol
Same and when i saw the likes I was like "wtf" then I saw plantsexual come up lmfao
@@kittybox lol
Wow she got us Thank God she didn't hate the LGBTQ community we have to support them
Ik I will forever support
Imagine looking a cookie and Say: *dayum gurl u look fineeee 🥵😳*
And a flower Too 🥵
Lol
justpicture some one going up to a plant and being like: Damn baby you be looking hawt as fuck! "
Lol
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Lol
foodsexual be like: I- I know we just met but-
The naco chip:
u dropped this:
👑
me: f- i tought she's homophobic
The video: Corret Choice
U got me to think you had a bad channel for a sec
Lol
Okay, dear..I don't crying please oh! My favorite eat bestie? 🥧🍟🍫🍩🍰🥝?
Only George can be dream sexual UnU dnf for life lmao
Lol
Yuh
TvT
Yup
Ye
I love food but NOT IN THAT WAY 😳
Same
Same
I love food but not in that way too
Well, DreamSexual IS valid but not the way you think it is. Identifying as Dreamsexual means you're attracted to people only in dreams but never irl
No like the person dream
@@Smokey.white_iris yea, i'm just clarifying that for the people who think that all kinds of dreamsexual isn't
Idk of what it is, I’m a Dream fan myself and it’s DISGUSTING that ppl simp 4 him like bro
@PoisonedCanine2of course the weeaboos had to translate it to japanese to sound "KaWaIi" or something
The photo on the video maked me mad but when I seed the fake flags I sayed: YESS GOD TYSM
Lol
Imagine looking at a plant and saying "Hi bbg 😏😏😏😏😏"
Lol
Brooo I ligit cannot believe someone would crate a sexaulity out of a minecraft youtuber😐😑
Lol
Looks like someone needs a hug
Eh-🥲😅
When I saw the thumbnail, I’m ngl. Hands would’ve been thrown.
Nuuuu :(
DRACOSEXUAL?!
IM CRYING 😂
basing a whole sexuality off of a living being that you will probably never get to meet in your life is pathetic and disgusting
Who looks at a tree and says: you free Tonight Pretty lady 😏 👉👌
Imagine losing your partner to fidget spinners
Ok the thumbnail really got me, and yes these are invalid
my girlfriend cheated on me she’s now married to a slice of pizza 😖
When I saw the thumbnail I was like: ... When I saw the vid I was like: phew
I almost had a heart attack
Sorry :’)
Imagine eating Mac n cheese and saying
*Dayum gurl you be lookin kinda fine no cap🥵*
Lol
Oh~ this lasagna lookin fine~ I like the way it curves
HAHAHANBDJKSN NO!
Plantsexual and foodsexual
Hey my wife cheated on me…
Omg! Who?!
Burger…
Omg my wife cheated on me too!
Who?!
The mint plant..
That sucks!
I think they’re dating.
At least they were jerks…
Lol
I’m glad u didn’t add bi bc I am bisexual
Looking at the cover of the video I thought it was a h0moph0bic video...
Tell me I'm not the only one please 🥺
I swear i was about to go karen on you- but this is actually true lol
Im glad half of us actually hate the people who mocks the lbtgq+ those people dont know what the unvalid sexualitys they think its real and say they have it until they realize it wasnt real
:)
map sexual is the worst
Yeah
Don’t take this so seriously mate
:p
It will stop soon
I’m sure
Fidget gimme a fidget spinner rn ima yeet it
Mk * gives fidget spinner*
As a weeboo/otaku
Why was animesexual created? Just call it Toonophilla 😨
0:28
dea, que le pasaba, pOrQuE sE pOnia A llorAr JKSLAJSLAJKL
OH NO SHE IS CRYING LETS BE ANIMESEXUAL GUYS *katty: But* Lets Cancell homosexuals *katty: w-? You are Ugh why do i mind*
The thumbnail offended me
And PolySexual will never be valid!💖
I’m sorry but I searched it up and it said it was valid I agree with you but it’s not true🥲
😑
It is valid.
You got me worried about the thumbnail-
Sorry 😢
@@Smokey.white_iris I’m just really glad that it wasn’t real😅
@@sunnystudley9287 😁
Dear dracosexuals,
His father will be hearing about this
I accidentally posted another comment, also I agree with you
Dream sexual: having a ’attraction’ during a dream. I don’t know why they chose green black and white for the colors (maybe to mess with ppl I don’t know) but it’s not having a ‘attraction’ to dream. (I don’t understand it still but ya ;-;)
I think the green, black, and white one is fake actually bc I found I different one that’s yellow and blue with a moon and thought cloud in it so I think that the green, black, and white one mite be a flag someone made to get attention off of it or if they didn’t like the meaning or something they made that one to make ppl think that is a ‘attraction’ to the yt (yes there are messed up ppl like that) (I still don’t understand it though)
@@Local_sharky the one with the cloud it’s valid and it’s means that you only feel sexual in your dreams hi didn’t know if you knew that just to make sure:
@@emmaforet4635 ya i just forgot to add that :,) but thank you :)
@@Local_sharky okay
Hey pizza do you have any plans after this? 🥺👉👈
Bro the thumbnail scared me
Ok.. now people are just making their OWN sexualities! 😐
at least us superstraights will forever be valid!
People be saying dreamsexual means you like dream but I’m pretty sure it’s not dreamsmp and I think it’s apart of the aroace spectrum there’s another name for it tho (correct me if I’m wrong)
It’s a different flag . But I’m talking about dream smp
@@Smokey.white_iris I know people probably call it after the actual one to get away with it
@@Tapeworm-d3f true-
Let them create their own sexuality community boi
What your were talking about of un-valid sexualities are actually vali-UN-VALID and will always be un-valid.
Ok you got me I'll give you that
thumbnail: homophobic
the video: not homophobic
me: u got us in the first half not gonna lie
Hehe 😈
Can you still SIMP for an anime character??? Pls?
@lav's playground Kay, nice