AoE2HD: I have no words for this game

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @ZeroEmpires
    @ZeroEmpires  10 лет назад +1429

    I think it's fantastic that something like this recieves more likes and comments than a Viper game, it just goes to show that there's so much more to AoC than the competitive aspect and that even without the high level pro games there would be a huge community of people who will always love and enjoy AoC no matter what. you guys rock!

    • @slikross9184
      @slikross9184 10 лет назад +114

      Rematch with more relics,demolition ships and more klaymen

    • @jonjones916
      @jonjones916 10 лет назад +15

      orange and his relic management :D awesome!

    • @MetallicDolphin
      @MetallicDolphin 10 лет назад +15

      The lone soldiers live on in our hearts 😉

    • @MetallicDolphin
      @MetallicDolphin 10 лет назад +50

      I'm up for a re match, I need a re match with Klay ahaha

    • @sencerucar5958
      @sencerucar5958 10 лет назад +11

      you have to do this more zak. im a low level player and i did their mistakes that you said it in the game almost every match. if you saw and explain us maybe i like this game more. because its too hard for me to go fast castle in average time. you are a perfect commenter. if i buy the forgotten empires thats because of you. :)

  • @tibbyksu
    @tibbyksu 9 лет назад +884

    "I guess I'll still upload this to RUclips but I can't imagine anyone watching this all the way through..." -ZeroEmpire 2014
    More false words have never been spoken.

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 9 лет назад +2

      +tibbyksu He's got 326,363 views now.

    • @Thinnestmeteor
      @Thinnestmeteor 9 лет назад +36

      +tibbyksu I watched it in one sitting... while I should be sleeping,

    • @Thinnestmeteor
      @Thinnestmeteor 9 лет назад +2

      Chuck Norris
      Can you really say there isn't porn about something on the internet?

    • @Thinnestmeteor
      @Thinnestmeteor 9 лет назад +1

      Lukas Guensche
      There is. Disable safesearch.

    • @TheDontforget31
      @TheDontforget31 8 лет назад +2

      +tibbyksu i watch it like 1:00 to 1:01 to 1:53:00 xD

  • @ashwinramaswamy4059
    @ashwinramaswamy4059 3 года назад +50

    THE EARLY YEARS
    0:05 - Game begins
    3:30 - "Not worthwhile worrying about the island, not going to be the focal point"
    10:55 - SheepSlaughter marches into the centre for the first time.
    13:00 - cute house formations
    SIGNS OF TROUBLE
    14:53 - Castor's galleys discover the shallows
    15:38 - SelfControl's first two Mangudai on an infiltration mission
    16:40 - First look at Castor's Demolition ships
    17:05 - SelfControl's Mangudai discover SheepSlaughter's relic plot
    17:08 - First Monastery goes up in the centre from SheepSlaughter
    20:10 - SheepSlaughter controls all relics for the first time
    22:10 - SheepSlaughter nobly orders his clergy to drop a relic
    23:30 - Zak notices Castor's demolition ships
    25:54 - MetallicDolphin has set up a forward base in SheepSlaughter's backyard
    THE ENDLESS WAR BEGINS
    27:35 - First Battle of the Shallows
    28:09 - SheepSlaughter's capital getting raided by Red Eagle Warriors. Blade sends men to help.
    29:35 - Orange scorpions in battle vs Blade's plumed archers
    29:55 - Klaymen has a million pikemen and he's going to send them to their deaths
    30:35 - "The gg isn't too far to come"
    31:10 - Yellow ships destroying Green coastal settlements one by one
    32:00 - Thousands of grey plumed archers and skirmishers march into the Greenlands.
    32:35 - MetallicDolphin shows his naval prowess against SheepSlaughter
    33:24 - First Battle of the Waters. Castor's demolition ships wreck MetallicDolphins War Galleys
    34:14 - SelfControl's Mangudai and Rams bravely launch a counterpush against the Orange capital while their houses burn to the ground
    34:17 - "I just think it's leading to a fight between Castor and Blade"
    35:52 - SheepSlaughter's monk desperately seeking divine guidance on what to do with the holy relic while the war rages on everywhere
    36:15 - Klaymen reaches the Imperial Age
    36:33 - Castor's brave Arbalest gives his life trying to prevent SelfControl's castle going up
    37:30 - Second Battle of the Waters
    37:50 - SheepSlaughter's scorpions avenge their families against Green skirmishers
    38:27 - Klaymen wondering where the choke points are.
    39:38 - Castor sets up a forward base just south of SelfControl's capital.
    40:20 - Klaymen's warships nervously prepare for their first real mission - sink Castor's galleon.
    40:55 - Blade's army still nobly fighting to defend the Orangelands against the twin powerhouses of MetallicDolphin and SelfControl
    41:11 - Klaymen researches Halberdier
    41:50 - SelfControl stands by his decision to not build a dock
    41:55 - Klaymen's war galleys sound the bells. They shall destroy Castor's galleon or die trying
    42:09 - Blade clears up the last remnants of the savages that razed SheepSlaughter's town.
    42:35 - Castor's light cavalry ruthlessly raid peasants in the Green capital.
    43:20 - Castor's galleons and cannon galleons have sailed north and began raiding the Red coast. Blade's forces also march up towards MetallicDolphin's base. The tides of this battle have turned and MetallicDolphin is in big trouble.
    43:40 - SelfControl's men hold out against the yellow invaders and march on their forward base.
    44:27 - "There's only going to be one winner and it's going to be between Castor and Blade"
    44:42 - MetallicDolphin's navy men irresponsibly getting drunk on an exotic beach while their country is up in flames.
    44:53 - Red villagers bravely walk in the face of heavy enemy fire to try and build a wall.
    45:27 - Thousands of Red refugees migrate to the Teal capital after their leader was unable to protect them.
    45:55 - The Last Battle of the Waters. MetallicDolphin's navymen have returned and try to atone for their sins. They die bravely fighting until their last breaths.
    46:57 - Klaymen asks if there's any action going on while a Red refugee is gutted by foreigners in his capital in broad daylight. Classic Klaymen.
    47:37 - Klaymen's neutrality and wilful blindness to the realities of the war begins to cost him and his people dearly as Grey soldiers march towards the Teal capital.
    48:18 - Poorly trained Teal soldiers walk up to the Grey army one by one and get slaughtered.
    48:30 - Zak orgasms to demolition ships. Second Battle of the Shallows
    49:03 - Klaymen's architect fucks up and builds a new castle within trebuchet range.
    49:22 - Double demolition of Green's men while the Second Battle of the Shallows rages on.
    49:45 - The few surviving Teal soldiers man the catapults in a hail Mary attempt to save their country. The bulk of the invaders get slaughtered with the help of the Teal navy. This may not be over for Klaymen still.
    51:00 - Klaymen with a last ditch attempt to sue for peace.
    51:17 - Blade sends a mysterious raven to his ally with a cryptic apology.
    51:25 - Klaymen does not budge from his pacifism and refuses to rapidly expand his military. He contemplates more peaceful solutions such as building a wonder.
    THE AGE OF TRECHERY
    52:18 - Word reaches elsewhere of a new war in the east. Blade has finally turned on Castor and his Greycloaks are sacking the Yellow capital. It was only a matter of time - Blade is not the kind to watch his only equal prosper and threaten his status in peace.
    52:58 - Castor fishtrap rush
    53:08 - SelfControl turns on Klaymen. The Green army within the Teal capital began chopping off the hands that fed and watered them. Is there no honor in the world anymore?
    54:16 - Klaymen has no choice but to retaliate. Teal warship begin hopeless raids on the Green west coast. There is no place for good men.
    56:13 - What's left of the Teals mount a last ditch attempt to save their land. Civilians and soldiers alike pick up whatever they can and run at the Green trebuchets. The best that can be said is they died on their own soil. A land that saw naught but peace for centuries has been burned down to ashes.

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 2 года назад +3

      You're a legend for this

    • @titanayrum
      @titanayrum Год назад +1

      Make this into a script and let Netflix make a movie of this epic game

  • @aidanverhoef4352
    @aidanverhoef4352 8 лет назад +238

    "but I don't think anyone will watch this all the way through from start to finish." this is my 4th time watching

    • @Nanosofty
      @Nanosofty 8 лет назад +33

      wow that's pretty sad :)

    • @ThePistons4life
      @ThePistons4life 8 лет назад +15

      yea..that is pretty sad

    • @thor9695
      @thor9695 8 лет назад +3

      sad

    • @jordanmackenzie5279
      @jordanmackenzie5279 8 лет назад +19

      never watched aoe2 on youtube. Literally watched from start to finish lol

    • @thor9695
      @thor9695 8 лет назад

      Jordan Mackenzie xd

  • @KingLies
    @KingLies 9 лет назад +110

    Not having fixed teams, basically a FFA and requiring diplomacy makes these games 10x more exciting to watch. 4v4s where one team is doing badly so they gg 10 minutes in gets kind of tedious. Plus with noobs you get to see all the crazy, "what the hell is he doing" moments. This was hands down the best match I've ever watched.

  • @BluePieNinjaTV
    @BluePieNinjaTV 9 лет назад +30

    Holy crap that game was unbelievable! So many highlights I am not even kidding. The relic captures, the glitched gold, the demolition boats, multi-kills, Admiral Klaymen's suicide fleet, the lonely soldier, the alliance switches, the resource hogging, the base moving. Just wow. This game was so good I think it really captured the spirit of Age of Empires. The ending though, man that was a harsh way to end, even though Castor won with a massive score, but Blade being the last active player with the highest score.

  • @Zedifo1
    @Zedifo1 10 лет назад +216

    "Probably not going to be too worthwhile worrying about this island, it's certainly not the focal point of the map"
    SheepSlaughter disagrees.

  • @HaBBiSiFy
    @HaBBiSiFy 3 года назад +17

    I believe this must be the single most influential video on aoe2 history. So many players found their way back into the game because they found it was not dead with this video popping up on the recommendations, including myself.

    • @legion2590
      @legion2590 3 года назад +2

      This comment needs more votes. This is like the OG of the community games we get these days with T90 and others.

    • @seanandrews5329
      @seanandrews5329 3 года назад

      nice

  • @patrikrichter1367
    @patrikrichter1367 10 лет назад +105

    Got abit nostalgic and decided to google the AoE theme song....I found this instead.
    Watched every minute off it. this made me buy the game again after 15 years.
    I never would have thought there be a playing AoE community again . see you on the battlefeild !

    • @ZeroEmpires
      @ZeroEmpires  10 лет назад +27

      Patrik Richter Hell Yeah!

    • @PrimalRedemption
      @PrimalRedemption 9 лет назад +6

      Patrik Richter Microsoft just canceled it way too soon. They didn't know what they had. I think still the graphics, gameplay and strategy potential is the best ever in RTS till this day. And the sound effects and voicing- cool as f*ck

  • @goose3692
    @goose3692 9 лет назад +349

    Klaymen is so shit at the game, but damn is he a legend.

    • @TheRagiword
      @TheRagiword 9 лет назад +1

      +Canadian_Goose I don't get why he is a legend, sorry i am back to AOE from years,
      To me he was the worst player of this game

    • @goose3692
      @goose3692 9 лет назад +54

      Watch the chat. He is very funny till the end

    • @55GamePlayer
      @55GamePlayer 9 лет назад +82

      +Canadian_Goose He also had that one legendary dock that allowed Castor to trade and make the epic turn around. If that dock wasn't there, blade would have won without question.

    • @Rooke1000
      @Rooke1000 9 лет назад +1

      +Canadian_Goose I just died watching klaymen and listening to Zero comments. Btw, is Castor (yellow) from Québec ? Is name mean beaver in french. Just woundering...

    • @user-oy3ri8id8f
      @user-oy3ri8id8f 9 лет назад +1

      +TheRagiword You dont have any friends, do you

  • @eoin8274
    @eoin8274 3 года назад +9

    6 years later and I feel like this game was a huge moment in the growth of the AOE2 community. Salutes to Zero, and the 6 immortal legends Castor, Blade, SheepSlaughter, Metallic, SelfControl and the great Klaymen47.

  • @robertbrewer-bell3942
    @robertbrewer-bell3942 9 лет назад +33

    "Last time I checked the anatomy of a warship, it was unable to reproduce with itself"
    amazing

  • @atticus6572
    @atticus6572 10 лет назад +129

    "Classic Klaymen" Is the new AOE meme.

    • @lobitz
      @lobitz 10 лет назад +34

      No the new meme is "GET IT TOGETHER KLAYMEN"

    • @atticus6572
      @atticus6572 10 лет назад +18

      Why not both.

    • @lobitz
      @lobitz 10 лет назад +9

      Goldenhand the Just Because I already MADE the shitty artwork of it.

    • @woeful868
      @woeful868 9 лет назад

      Goldenhand the Just ger

  • @pekkalaitinen8769
    @pekkalaitinen8769 9 лет назад +64

    I can't fucking believe I watched through the entirety of this mess! Fucking Clayman and his mangonels
    Top 3 moments:
    3: Castor making a comeback after getting leveled completely
    2: SheepSlaughter building the third monastery on that island with relics, ROFL
    1: Clayman's plan to repopulate the world with one villager - gets taken down immediately by yellow Galleon. "...Shit" lulz

  • @aimlesfez
    @aimlesfez 9 лет назад +436

    Hahaha Klaymen asking if anyone has seen some action while his team is getting wrecked!!

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 9 лет назад +18

      +aimlesfez Yeah, I think there was a lot of poor communication there.

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 9 лет назад +5

      +aimlesfez LOL. I completely cracked up when i saw that

    • @thyminecrafter
      @thyminecrafter 9 лет назад +45

      +RogerWilco Or he could've just researched cartography! But who am I to question Klaymen the Legend's play, I mean he was clearly in control of that match from the Dark Age.

    • @dethdad123
      @dethdad123 8 лет назад +6

      +Thymine why do I get the feeling that the devs for African kingdoms watched this game and said we gotta make cartography free and researched instantly to help this idiot (not a dis on klaymen that guy made this game awesome)

    • @MrNimtiz
      @MrNimtiz 7 лет назад

      What time did he ask if his team were seeing any action?

  • @knutilse2596
    @knutilse2596 8 лет назад +194

    Probably one of the best games ever released.

    • @alexoelkers2723
      @alexoelkers2723 8 лет назад +5

      Should check out Cossacks 3. It just released this week.

    • @yarow122
      @yarow122 8 лет назад +2

      Wait, what?

    • @alexoelkers2723
      @alexoelkers2723 8 лет назад +2

      ***** ?

    • @yarow122
      @yarow122 8 лет назад +1

      Alex Oelkers
      I'm just slightly excited about a third installment in the game I have yet to play. I've heard enough about the Cossacks Anthology from users on GOG.com's General Discussions board to purchase it during a sale.

    • @alexoelkers2723
      @alexoelkers2723 8 лет назад +4

      ***** yeah the third one basically takes the old school one and remasters it to a modern game, allowing you to command thousands of units now. Developers really don't make games like this any more.

  • @khatack
    @khatack 9 лет назад +301

    aahahahaha, this match was entirely worth the 2 hours I wasted on the vid xD

    • @ZeroEmpires
      @ZeroEmpires  9 лет назад +49

      khatack Time that you enjoy wasting is not time wasted!

    • @khatack
      @khatack 9 лет назад +5

      ZeroEmpires - Age of Empires 2
      I think that's debatable, but I see your point :)

    • @lijger1
      @lijger1 9 лет назад +3

      khatack saw it two times now. Best game ever played!!!

    • @akhasshativeritsol1950
      @akhasshativeritsol1950 9 лет назад +39

      khatack
      "...I doubt anyone is going to actually watch this through from start to finish."
      -Zak
      Proud to prove him wrong :3
      THE LEGEND OF KLAYMEN

    • @enZinaty
      @enZinaty 9 лет назад +8

      khatack 30 minutes in! So far so good :D

  • @CareBearLoveU19
    @CareBearLoveU19 8 лет назад +10

    the sound of that battle horn combined with the "yooooo" sound when someone dies wakes up a lot of memories and nostalgia!

  • @ajinkyarajguru431
    @ajinkyarajguru431 10 лет назад +18

    Klaymen was like "is there any activity on the map ?"
    While Trebs are unpacking outside his base.

  • @MisoSoup247
    @MisoSoup247 9 лет назад +85

    Damn this was an epic video from start to finish though it was an anticlimactic ending but still awesome video!
    My very favorite parts are:
    -Klaymen near the beginning having no idea what's going on... or did he?
    -Sheepslaughter and Klaymens last stand on the little island fortress
    -Metallics last unit, the two handed swordsman just wandering around the world.
    -"Will Klaymen find a way for his Galleons to reproduce?" xD
    -And your love for the demolition ships haha

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 9 лет назад +13

      +MisoSoup247 You forgot the betrayals and that castor!

    • @shoukatsukai
      @shoukatsukai 5 лет назад +1

      I feel like SelfControl was the only one trying to have a normal game lmao

    • @khaledabdulkarimful
      @khaledabdulkarimful 5 лет назад

      BlitzTaifun / DragonScales you do realize your replying to a comment made three years ago,right ?

    • @shoukatsukai
      @shoukatsukai 5 лет назад

      So what is the problem

  • @OssimTV
    @OssimTV 9 лет назад +13

    Okay okay, 6 months later, here I am watching this again. It never gets old. My all time favorite aoe2 vid.

  • @chikky98
    @chikky98 3 года назад +6

    I watch this video once a year. It's amazing.

  • @TheManWithManyNames
    @TheManWithManyNames 8 лет назад +434

    Its 2016 and I get a recommendation to watch this so I did and I loved it.

    • @SaebriSelect
      @SaebriSelect 8 лет назад +2

      lol ikr.

    • @Salahudin-
      @Salahudin- 8 лет назад +1

      same here, watching this while installing some stuff :)

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 8 лет назад

      ya wtf its like all the comments are either a year+ old or 15 hours-1 month old. why does youtube do that? just goes on waves of old videos in people's recommended list. ive never played this game, idk why its in mine.

    • @Amenoxiel
      @Amenoxiel 8 лет назад

      Could not have said it better!

    • @gigasflare
      @gigasflare 8 лет назад +1

      same here. i used to play this game like 14 years ago

  • @CarlosRamirez-ns7qw
    @CarlosRamirez-ns7qw 8 лет назад +77

    I found this surprisingly entertaining, I literally watched it all.

    • @Juan-jb1wj
      @Juan-jb1wj 8 лет назад +17

      same! I started out estranged, but was hooked not too far along and the commentary just kept me engaged the whole way... eventually I really wanted to see how it all panned out! :D

  • @MasterChef306
    @MasterChef306 9 лет назад +5

    I should probably note, this is the top result for "Age of Empires 2 game with the most backstabbing".
    This was really glorious to watch. The slow buildup, the battle of Relic Island, slowly realizing as the game wears on that Castor's empire is ACTUALLY being rebuilt while everyone ignores him... just perfect.

  • @patrickreynolds6270
    @patrickreynolds6270 9 лет назад +19

    I can't believe how entertaining this was LOL! More satisfying than a lot of hollywood movies. I just can't believe sheepslaughter didn't pull off the relic victory!!! He had like 30,000 wood and 2,500 gold he coulda made docks all around the island and spawned demo ships. that woulda been sooooo epic!

  • @ZeroneDY
    @ZeroneDY 10 лет назад +53

    Selfcontrol: WHERED U GET GOLD???
    Castor: muhahahah
    Me: *Dies laughing*
    dunno, just thought that was so funny

    • @Viper00799
      @Viper00799 10 лет назад +21

      *****
      Castor. I gotta say this, you are one tough son of a bitch. :P Your own friend Blade betrayed you, eradicated you from your town, you rebuild in the OPPOSITE corner of the map and actually seem to take the game. That is insane dude. :P My respect to you for sure. :) The number one rule: Never give up! Never surrender!

    • @XTwoStepsToHellX
      @XTwoStepsToHellX 10 лет назад +6

      Castor and Klaymon...The peoples heros

    • @XTwoStepsToHellX
      @XTwoStepsToHellX 9 лет назад +1

      Viper00799 Klaymon sounds cooler for me :P :() :I :R

    • @XTwoStepsToHellX
      @XTwoStepsToHellX 9 лет назад

      Viper00799 damn did not see how old ur comment was...i think im blind for missing that comment
      btw u the one and only?

  • @TerryWong12345
    @TerryWong12345 9 лет назад +25

    I'm a student studying international relations (IR) theory and I'm quite excited to see how IR theories actually apply in this game perfectly. Realism says anarchy is here to stay, there is no world police so states have to rely, mostly, on themselves, this is also named as the self-help system which will also generate what's called "security dilemma" that suggests one state's being more secured will necessarily render other states being less secured.
    States, under this self-help system, will do Internal balancing and External balancing to maximize their security and power. Internal balancing is to build up your internal power while External balancing is to form alliances (mostly not lasting long) to boost one's resources and capabilities.
    A bipolar system is the most stable and the tripolar system is always the least. A bipolar system, for example, is when the game begins they form a 3v3 group competition, this is more stable because states will have less incentives to switch sides (given that 1 island houses 3 players, they gotta be united) to maintain the balance; A tripolar system is when the other 3 players are eliminated and the remaining 3 players will most likely form a 2v1 alliance to eliminate the under-dog; a bipolar system will emerge again when there is only 2 remaining players.
    The shadow of the future also plays in the part here. In this game, for instance, people will naturally expect you to form alliance with the peers in the same island. If you were to switch sides to betray your allies, forming a 2v4 where the betrayer is on the 4 side, you are in trouble because other players will think of you as a betrayer, which will weaken the betrayer's future survival ability because the incentives to forming alliance with the betrayer would be much less. This, however, does not apply to the game here because they would not meet each other again after three hours and there were no other players except the six of them.
    Forgive me for skipping the conclusion btw wth am i doing here: Doing an essay midterm on YT which I was supposed to watch sth rather than write sth??

  • @johnhanni9988
    @johnhanni9988 9 лет назад +58

    Our dear lord Castor, Forgive us our trespasses and give us your spare gold, Lead us not into SelfControl but deliver us from Blade. Send onto us your minister Klayman, To give us your holy teachings and save the SheepSlaughter, Let us all trade with ships and spare dolphins though metal they may be, Amen.

  • @metallicdolphin583
    @metallicdolphin583 9 лет назад +105

    Well... Would you look at that, I feel the time is near, a 'ZeroEmpire Christmas Special' consisting of a re match of myself and the others from this game. Let's get this thing going people! ^•^

    • @dethdad123
      @dethdad123 8 лет назад

      Maybe rematch needs to happen someone needs to get on that

    • @almash329
      @almash329 8 лет назад +5

      GG Metallic damn i supported your team throughout the game

  • @TechXMarine
    @TechXMarine 10 лет назад +37

    More noob games
    It's so unpredictable, With pro games it almost turns into check list right up until imperial.
    These games are amazing because you never know what's going to happen.

  • @thehybrid26
    @thehybrid26 9 лет назад +50

    When Klaymen's last villager died......i was on the floor laughing

  • @tinyghoul666
    @tinyghoul666 3 года назад +9

    1:41:36 "I doubt anyone is ever gonna watch this through from start to finish. That would be a little bit insane."
    Almost 2 million views later...
    Btw: This is actually the 3rd time I've watched this chaotic game. And I still find it very entertaining.

    • @ashwinramaswamy4059
      @ashwinramaswamy4059 3 года назад +2

      Lol same, I think it's either my third or fourth time. I don't even play AoE online, I just used to play the shit out of the demo version as a kid

  • @ArravTwitch
    @ArravTwitch 8 лет назад +14

    Klayman actually is the reason that Castor managed to get back into the game, because of the dock, so that Castor could get gold.

  • @NotAZombie-r9z
    @NotAZombie-r9z 9 лет назад +12

    What an epic game. Castor is such a hero for beating back Blade The Great Betrayer.

  • @ahmadkhatib3117
    @ahmadkhatib3117 2 года назад +2

    This popped back in my feed, this is some of your best work.

  • @SadeGames
    @SadeGames 9 лет назад +28

    1:09 the Legend Begins

  • @meunomejaestavaemuso
    @meunomejaestavaemuso 9 лет назад +2

    When you said that you will upload this match on youtube and nobody would see it. It made me smile.
    Awesome game.

  • @Dreamprince23
    @Dreamprince23 10 лет назад +65

    48:30. Zero: "In come the demolition ships! This can be huge! Detonate, detonate! Oh my god look at that! and again...! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CASTOR... OHHHHH YES CASTOR...."

  • @ellmatic
    @ellmatic 8 лет назад +9

    I am really enjoying this video and think you add a lot to it with your commentary. It's like watching a professional sports broadcast. I'm learning a ton about strategy by listening and watching. So great!

  • @ghoibsg1356
    @ghoibsg1356 9 лет назад +12

    hands down greatest game ever, klayman shall live on in our dreams

  • @adielmoralesburgos
    @adielmoralesburgos 8 лет назад +1

    This has been an emotional roller coaster.... the build up, the betrayals, unlikely allies form and a legend was born... what a game

  • @MrMysterioso
    @MrMysterioso 10 лет назад +16

    That was insane. Im gonna imagine a Game of Thrones parallel to this because it was fucking amazing.
    Starting with Castor, he was clearly the Starks, the hero we were all rooting for, and having been scattered over the map to rebuild.
    Next is Blade, the Boltons. (Could also be Freys, but he became to strong to be such a shit family). He made a despicable move and betrayed Castor early with the selfish aim of eliminating the strongest player. In doing so he eliminated his chance of winning.
    Because of Selfcontrol, the Lannisters. The powerhouse of the west with only shit teams to help him at the start. He kept making alliances and breaking them as Lannisters do. But he kept himself strong and did what was needed to survive.
    Then comes SheepSlaughter, the Baratheons (Stannis). Relatively weak at the start, and relying on the Lord of Light to take him to victory. No-one cared for him till he made a claim to victory. Then he got crushed at the coast.
    Next we have MetallicDolphin. They follow none other than Beric Dondarrion. Were strong early on, but later in the game were very few in number and mostly insignificant. And Dondarrion, the immortal, remained alive even at the end on this side of justice.
    Lastly, we have the legend. Klaymen47. I was unsure on what family to make him. Is he a Greyjoy because of his immortal fleet and sneaky alliances? Is he a Martell as he appears weak but actually has a grand master plan. Is he a Tully, crushed by the Lannisters and now helping the Starks to victory?
    Lol in the end im glad Castor ended up where he did. In my eyes he won. Blade turning on him so early with no warning while he was being crushed by Selfcontrol on the other side was cruel :)

  • @as-ng5ln
    @as-ng5ln 2 года назад +2

    this is one of the most iconic games that has ever been played on AoE2

  • @TheAgileFatman
    @TheAgileFatman 10 лет назад +20

    klaymen is love
    klaymen is life

  • @porteurliste
    @porteurliste 8 лет назад +166

    "I don't think anyone would ever watch this whole thing thrue" Almost a million views later :D

    • @tFighterPilot
      @tFighterPilot 8 лет назад +14

      How many of which watched the whole thing?

    • @justincase4011
      @justincase4011 8 лет назад +14

      I did!

    • @porteurliste
      @porteurliste 8 лет назад +3

      I sure did aswell

    • @Jipbob
      @Jipbob 8 лет назад

      In the statistics of the video it says the average viewer watched 11 mins :(

    • @tFighterPilot
      @tFighterPilot 8 лет назад

      Not the average viewer, the average view duration. To get the average viewer, you'd do better with the median view duration, which is probably much lower.

  • @SpoOkyMagician
    @SpoOkyMagician 10 лет назад +6

    Ah diplomacy games... You should play/narrate more of these zak. They are always fun to watch. So chaotic.

  • @NavarxD
    @NavarxD 4 года назад +1

    I keep coming back to this video every year or so, just because I love it so much.

  • @joebishop2303
    @joebishop2303 10 лет назад +4

    Just finished watching this game all the way through, absolutely amazing!!! Definitely one of the most interesting and fun games I have ever seen you commentate on Zak. These kind of games for me are better than those of the really good pros because not everything is perfect and the same build orders/methods are used; whereas in pro games it can become a bit repetitive. Hopefully more games like this (of course not necessarily as long :P) appear on this channel because watching this has made my day :D

  • @Jokervision744
    @Jokervision744 2 года назад +2

    I found a great video here. I don't play strategy games,but I love to play around with them, and see others do that too.

  • @TerminatorTanish
    @TerminatorTanish 9 лет назад +18

    THAT WAS THE WORST ENDING EVER WHY WHY WHY JUST WHY

  • @WhiteVampire888
    @WhiteVampire888 9 лет назад +18

    Havent played or even seen a game of AoE ever in my life, but this game is still so funny to watch! :D

    • @cornicheck500
      @cornicheck500 9 лет назад

      WhiteVampire888 You should definetely try it out its lots of fun. :)

    • @WhiteVampire888
      @WhiteVampire888 9 лет назад

      Corni Check
      Yeah i checked it soon after, because i found some friends in AOM who still had some keys for AOE 2 and they gifted one to me. But i have to assume that its way harder than AOM o.0

    • @cornicheck500
      @cornicheck500 9 лет назад

      WhiteVampire888 I dont know much about AoM, only played it years ago with a friend sometimes, but you're right it has a lot of depth in it. :)

  • @IAMreynofficial
    @IAMreynofficial 9 лет назад +5

    Yes! You guys should do more of these "Diplomacy" type multiplayer games!

  • @Tonystarkes888
    @Tonystarkes888 8 лет назад +24

    i watched this from start to finish.

    • @GojiraTX
      @GojiraTX 8 лет назад +8

      Yo me too. That fucking ending though...

  • @Kabouter911
    @Kabouter911 8 лет назад +26

    Ive got no idea how i ended up here

  • @onyxsolo1
    @onyxsolo1 8 лет назад +1

    I spent so much time playing this game when it first came out. Glad to see it brought back to life.

  • @TheReaMrBurntSausage
    @TheReaMrBurntSausage 9 лет назад +22

    did anyone else play age of empires like sims except a whole country when you were a kid?

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 9 лет назад +8

      I did when I first bought it. I opened up a random and took my time leisurely making a nice town.....
      I ended up being annihilated by one sneaky mangonel...

    • @ReDAleRtO1O
      @ReDAleRtO1O 9 лет назад +1

      +Unique and Hilarious Username It was the first thing i ever did gaming related :D

  • @CoqPwner
    @CoqPwner 7 лет назад +1

    Klaymen the absolute legend.
    God I started this game figuring I'd skip ahead and watch 20-30 minutes of it, I just watched the entire thing in one sitting and it was worth every minute.
    Such good show, gg guys

  • @orkayz6808
    @orkayz6808 9 лет назад +10

    47:36 "Klaymen has the mind of a flower picking girl" laughed harder id like to admit"

  • @kylephelps9296
    @kylephelps9296 6 лет назад +2

    This is the most viewed game of aoe2 on youtube right now and the 3rd most viewed aoe2 video overall.

  • @castroski7
    @castroski7 9 лет назад +11

    BRING THEM BACK TOGETHER IN ANOTHER VID PLZ

  • @far4955
    @far4955 5 лет назад +2

    This was the very first AoE-related RUclips Video I’ve ever watched. It was 3 years ago, when I was depressed and had the sudden urge to play AoE II and decided to check if RUclips had any AoE content, and this vid was right up there on the search results 😂
    Ended up watching this 3 times the entire night till dawn #noregrets

  • @BlatendCrude
    @BlatendCrude 8 лет назад +187

    I used to love games like this before I got my porn addiction.

  • @avder42
    @avder42 8 лет назад

    As someone who is brand new to this game I can not express just how much I've actually learned simply from watching this video. So much of what to do AND what not to do, and I was so disappointed that we never got to see a final showdown because of a disconnect!

  • @Teheleri
    @Teheleri 8 лет назад +6

    Take a shot every time he says "fast castle". Dead by the 15th minute mark.

  • @HeMan7772
    @HeMan7772 9 лет назад +1

    Wow after a long time of not playing this game, i really enjoyed this competitive match! Thank you!
    Side note: one of the best aspects i always loved about AOE was losing all your population and rebuilding everything at the side of the map with two villagers! Castor rocked!

  • @TheDancingHyena
    @TheDancingHyena 8 лет назад +11

    RIP KLAYMAN YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED

  • @TotalWarSlayerboy
    @TotalWarSlayerboy 8 лет назад +1

    Got it recommended, 2017, watched the whole thing, no regrets. Age of Empires 2, best games I've ever layed hands on. What an evergreen of a game

  • @cackmed120
    @cackmed120 9 лет назад +3

    the most absured and amazing game I've ever seen

  • @DominickGuzzo
    @DominickGuzzo 8 лет назад

    i don't watch all that many matches like this one, but i gotta say: the commentator (ZeroEmpires?) does a great job of being lively and detailed, with a good balance between straight-forward description and color commentary.

  • @TheLayZBones
    @TheLayZBones 9 лет назад +7

    please get these players back together for another round.

  • @jaredjeric17
    @jaredjeric17 9 лет назад

    This match just put a whole new meaning to the word "epic"! Certainly damn worth watching all the way through.

  • @AermakStudios
    @AermakStudios 10 лет назад +11

    why watch pro AOE games. When you see lower rated players duke it out and get these great games

  • @m0n5a80
    @m0n5a80 8 лет назад

    I like how it started like a normal AoE II match and then all of a sudden the south is covered in green and grey, red and teal almost dissapeared, yellow went from one end of the map to the other and orange retreated to a small island where he defended the relics with his life. It is truly an unique match

  • @ChristophBurschka
    @ChristophBurschka 8 лет назад +3

    Around the one hour mark, I start needing a diagram to keep track of who's fighting whom. :P
    The best example of that is at 1:11:00, when Castor's cannon galleon comes in and you expect him to reinforce SelfControl against Sheep's relic fortress, and instead he goes after SC's trebuchets.

  • @tomxiao1
    @tomxiao1 8 лет назад

    My first memory of this game was 16 years ago, when I was sitting on the lap of my dad watching him playing this game. First game I ever played and the MOST CLASSIC EVER. Back then all the internet cafes in China were filled with AOE players. 16 years later. Age of Empires is BACK!

  • @ChristophBurschka
    @ChristophBurschka 8 лет назад +9

    > now I have only galleons to reproduce
    *drumroll* I SHIP IT

    • @dethdad123
      @dethdad123 8 лет назад +1

      Oh god Attila the pun strikes again he's here to slaughter all my sheep!

  • @Tommoslasguitaros
    @Tommoslasguitaros 8 лет назад

    Apparently Im insane because I couldnt stop watching this match! Man what a crazy game, legends born and died during the span of one game.. Gotta say the commentary is probably what pulled me through the most, great job casting this match!

  • @lucaschris1
    @lucaschris1 9 лет назад +4

    incredible. i laughed, i cried, klayman for president.

  • @pietertjevandijken
    @pietertjevandijken 3 года назад +2

    time for my yearly rewatch again

  • @TheMathMog93
    @TheMathMog93 9 лет назад +7

    Didn't expect to actually watch the video, all the way through, but it was too damn exciting and entertaining! Nice commenting, for that long! :D

  • @BoiledOctopus
    @BoiledOctopus 8 лет назад +1

    I watched from start to finish. Brilliant.
    Played the game when it first came out. Damn I'm old.

  • @wesselstienstra7020
    @wesselstienstra7020 9 лет назад +18

    We demand a rematch!

    • @ContentNot
      @ContentNot 9 лет назад

      +Wessel Stienstra hehe natuurlijk heb jij hier comments :) dude, ik ben me ziek aan het voorbereiden voor onze clash!

    • @wesselstienstra7020
      @wesselstienstra7020 9 лет назад +1

      +Edvared heb je deze in zn geheel gezien tho? want dit potje is echt te ziek voor woorden. also, wat zou het kut zijn als ik meteen de eerste ronde tegen jou verlies

    • @ContentNot
      @ContentNot 9 лет назад

      Wessel Stienstra trust me, ik ga niet winnen. Maar ik ben letterlijk nu bezig met kijken

  • @Szederp
    @Szederp 8 лет назад

    I was 13 when this game came out...this is my childhood. Seeing it played competitively is breaking my heart. Thank you for the upload!

  • @leDevLV
    @leDevLV 8 лет назад +4

    I dont know why or how... but I watched it from the start to the end... holy shit... I also have no words :D Just rememebered playing original AoE2 in 2000s :)

  • @123456789ule
    @123456789ule 5 лет назад +1

    That's a game that I keep coming back to time and time again, with popcorn on the side 🍿

  • @TheSonicSegaNerd
    @TheSonicSegaNerd 5 лет назад +4

    1:41:35 " I doubt anyone is going to watch this all the way through"
    Hah, you underestimate my lack of a life.

  • @WTFdropkick
    @WTFdropkick 7 лет назад +1

    Randomly youtubed age of empires II pro games after picking up hd. Was pretty shocked to see a 2 hour video had over 1.5 million views. Having watched it all, it's totally deserved!

  • @mayursonawane1479
    @mayursonawane1479 5 лет назад +3

    Still enjoying this in 2019

  • @jameshop3886
    @jameshop3886 9 лет назад

    brings back so much memories from my childhood. this game was and still the best.

  • @jhayemdoubleyou
    @jhayemdoubleyou 9 лет назад +6

    There is no sexual that a galleon is. You heard it here folks.

  • @SadeGames
    @SadeGames 9 лет назад +2

    Green not building a dock at the start was a bit silly, but after 1 and a half hours you'd think he'd throw one down at least

  • @dazernator8005
    @dazernator8005 9 лет назад +4

    I love the Shakespeare reference at 29:17

  • @TheCountZopolai
    @TheCountZopolai 6 лет назад

    @17:37 it makes perfect sense. He built the monastery in the back of his base in a less exposed position- the one on the island would be taken down easily. It was a safer place for the relics. He built the one of the island to have monks be created there, so they don't have to walk all the way across the map.

  • @NebulousSquirrel
    @NebulousSquirrel 10 лет назад +4

    It wasn't the highest level AoE game, it wasn't the cleverest, it wasn't even the most surprising... But God Damn It! IT WAS THE BEST!

  • @DocMaieuti
    @DocMaieuti 8 лет назад +1

    It's your commentating of the game that makes it for us viewers..first view of this type of battle and very entertaining..tks for all your time

  • @timothykuok7907
    @timothykuok7907 9 лет назад +15

    If all 455,326 viewers watched the entire video, a total of 895,474 hours would have been spent.
    If all those viewers spent that time working at the US minimum wage of USD 7.25 an hour, that would have amounted to USD 6,492,186.50

    • @Klaymen47
      @Klaymen47 9 лет назад +6

      +Timothy Kuok Think of all the florins they could generate by watching ZE stream tho. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shubhammaheshwari9391
      @shubhammaheshwari9391 9 лет назад +1

      +Timothy Kuok this is not how life works

  • @jasond.valentine5931
    @jasond.valentine5931 8 лет назад +1

    This was a weird map weird game but i enjoyed every minute of this weird game video. Nice comentary thanks Zero for this! you've gained a sub!

  • @TheBrainScratcher
    @TheBrainScratcher 9 лет назад +8

    you could write a book on this.. best match ever!

  • @aidanverhoef4352
    @aidanverhoef4352 8 лет назад

    just absolutely my favourite video on this website