There once was a peaceful 2fort, held captive by an evil dispenser. The evil dispenser grew more powerful as it wasted time on the entire team. But along came the Heavy Weapons Guy, who reminded them, the right sandvich changes everything. And with efficient teamwork in place, that evil dispenser, wasn't so evil anymore. Eating a sandvich can save up to 109 seconds on healing. Sandvich: A Better Way Forward
At first I thought "What's so wrong about a giant gas pump going around town giving everybody free fuel?" Then I watch this and I forgot that it's too expensive of a resource to give for free
love the implication that giving a couple new tires will not only defeat a ten story tall money fueled gas pump demon but near instantly usher in a utopia
Aww! I remember watching this commercial as a kid. My memory on it was pretty vague as well and only because of this video in my recommendations is why I started to remember it.
They did not disappoint with this newest update, only took them like a decade to give the classes more than one gameplay change per update, but I say it was worth the wait.
My god! The video has glitched so the video was playing while the comments, description, and title were from Veritasiums video on unaliving yourself, so I thought this video got age restricted and had something related to suicide in it! I was truly flabbergasted!
You see,if you die 100 times as engineer you get a special metal that will turn your level 3 dispenser into a level 4,then your dispenser will turn into a boss and proceed to suck out everyone’s credits until someone defeats it
I love the implication that every level 3 dispenser is buy 200 metal from becoming an apocalyptic force, and that every engi refuses to upgrade to level 4 purely for honour.
![Jolly Rancher [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P6mplgr1ggc/mqdefault.jpg)
There once was a peaceful 2fort, held
captive by an evil dispenser. The evil dispenser grew more powerful as it wasted time on the entire team. But along came the Heavy Weapons Guy, who reminded them, the right sandvich changes everything. And with efficient teamwork in place, that evil dispenser, wasn't so evil anymore. Eating a sandvich can save up to 109 seconds on healing.
Sandvich: A Better Way Forward
Perfection 🔥
Thank you! ❤️
Only in 2fort😭🙏
The apoclypse dispenser.
bro made a sandvich commercial
The most hilarious thing I've seen all day
Heheh, I'm happy to hear that! I was laughing the whole time I was making this too lol
@@NygesOverlord true comedy. Thank you for this masterpiece
im dying
"You're going to need a bigger sapper" 💀💀💀
That was a good one)
Bigger spy going up!
Risk of Rain 2 reference?
ULTRAKILL MENTIONED
WHAT THE FUCK IS A WOMAN
@@Sisyphus_Phrime Jaws
Lvl 1 - 3: Dispenses health and ammo
Lvl 4: Dispenses death and bullets (to enemies)
Weakness: Is easily destroyed by the Heavy
Lvl 5: Dispenses people
@@hahahafiyrespawn machine 2.0
we need a bigger spy to zap this one
With a Eiffel tower mech that look like scout mom
@@tiberiusdawn2042Either that or we need to enlarge one at ctf_ crasher
And a sentry 5.0 the blu one
godzilla will take this opportunity in no time
Scream Fortress isn’t too far away, take one to Crasher.
Dont show this to uncle dane ☠️
lol
he is gonna attack the tf2 headquarters to add dispenser 4, unless he main heavy instead of engineer
@@dump-ugliest(he mains heavy)
@@dump-ugliest
They will not let him be near the HQ after what he have done with Meet the Match
@@therealcactusmanman nuhuh he mains pyro
How electronic cars fans see the world:
Not just EV fans, urbanists, environmentalists and train fans as well.
@@Gelatinocyte2Also those looking into a spot of Penny Pinching will have this kinda mood as well
So, the whole of Switzerland :D
Well, the 2 towns at least
@@Gelatinocyte2train fans are right though
@@collinkaufman2316 they are, indeed.
Edit: and the environmentalists, too.
The fact that the gas pump actually looks like a Dispenser
oh my god it really does
This is what I get when I tell the Engineer “Deploy a dispenser here”
Instead, be like spy and say "place a deespencer here"
@@nuclearstuff9442 Ze dispenser goes heah!
@@nuclearstuff9442Pootispencerhere
At first I thought "What's so wrong about a giant gas pump going around town giving everybody free fuel?" Then I watch this and I forgot that it's too expensive of a resource to give for free
Yep lol
It’s literally siphoning money from people, the point of the ad is that gas is too expensive
@@e5858 I was taking about me seeing the thumbnail from afar before watching the vid.
@@redironproductions5579 Oh, okay
This also works as a metaphor for Car Dependency ruining economies and cities.
Steals a woman's purse "another satisfied customer"
Lmao 😂
Yea, he's said satisfied customer :)
Victim*
The most weirdest thing I have in my mind is that everytime I see gas stations, I couldn't stop thinking about Level 3 dispenser 💀💀
Dude ist lv 4
Least obsessed TF2 Player
@@jesonjordanAKAjjI mean, I'm also playing TC2 as well
@@0_zsR awesome and typical colorpilled
@@0_zsR playing what
0:16 Who needs a Spy when you've got a Heavy?
Thats why we never got a dispenser gentleman design and only the dispenser lady
Another satisfied customer: continues robbing grandma XD 0:11
or spy disguised as a grandma
True
If this is the damage a level 4 dispenser can do, imagine a level 4 sentry.
A fucking tank
Level 4 teleporter
@@NovaProspekt19that would teleport you to a whole another world or game
@Valveiscool. level 4 teleporter telepprts you to half life 2. This is how lambda fortress started
Straight up becomes an A-10 warthog
love the implication that giving a couple new tires will not only defeat a ten story tall money fueled gas pump demon but near instantly usher in a utopia
Thats why Bibendum is the GOAT of all tire mascots.
Love that white tire guy
"bigass red dispenser vs large creamman"
sandwich
🥪
🧇
Sandvich
🥪
@@ultimategamer2240 (voice): SPY!
"It cost $400,000 to drive your car, for 12 SECONDS."
Honestly this is so well animated for no reason at all. Bravo on the animation team side.
I like how this was randomly recommended to everyone, tho this is the most funniest thing ive seen
Aww! I remember watching this commercial as a kid. My memory on it was pretty vague as well and only because of this video in my recommendations is why I started to remember it.
How the hell is this so accurate
RUclips after 2 years: yeah its time
Yep lol. The algorithm finally decided to bless this video
0:30 "Sandvich" i wasn't expect laugh this.
i love how the numbers on the gas dispenser gradually goes up potraying the ever rising gas prices
Heavy is michelin man confirmed
We need a spy in the field now!
"this will be tf2 in 2016"
Comedy like this is truly timeless
As timeless as tf2 itself
damn - just from the thumbnail the nostalgia of those epic commercials hit... the advertising industry is a shadow of its former self
michelin heavy saying sandvich is the funniest thing ive ever seen
Goddamn, I'd totally forgotten this commercial existed... Brings me back.
We need commercials like this
I always thought that tire guy was the stay puff marshmallow man,
if this is what the level 4 dispenser is capable of
*imagine the horrors that would be an level 4 sentry*
If you think that's bad,
Wait until you see the level 4 Sentry.
sandvich is good
I love how along with sucking their money, he's apparently also sucking away their life energy judging by their screams of agony
@@inkmime lol, how else would the dispenser be able to heal others without taking life force from somewhere else first?
Love the use of spy screaming for the old lady
This unironically goes so hard as a leaked MVM boss.
They did not disappoint with this newest update, only took them like a decade to give the classes more than one gameplay change per update, but I say it was worth the wait.
upgraded titan dispenser man
This is a big dispenser, enough to heal the whole city.
Dispenser going up!
"Need a dispenser here"
Alrighty then! Erectin' a dispenser.@@thegreymanwitharedhat4061
Dispenser down!
Buildin' a sentry!
Dammit!
I was confused where the original came from until i saw Michelin Man
Guess I got the midas touch.
Uncle Dane when he releases more merch
No way we got new heavy cosmetics and level 4 dispenser sneak peak
Finally. The hero we all needed: *A marshmallow who fixes the economy in order to save the citizens instead of destroying it.*
Dispenser goin' up🗣🔥🔥🔥
thank you RUclips for recommending me this masterpiece
You can replace the voices of any video ever with TF2 voice lines and generate instant timeless comedy
I remember seeing this ad on tv
"And the worst part is, dispensers don't move" well now they do
GO GO GADGET KILLER DISPENSER
Level 400 engineer be like:
I love creatively unhinged old commercials used to be.
Who let uncle dane cook
Teleport, Sentry, Dispenser, Mini sentry. Long ago, 4 Nations lived in harmony, but all this end when lvl 4 Dispenser starts a war...
The best kaiju flick i never seen before.
Reminds me of classic 2009-2011 tf2 meme post.
Those were the days
When the engie makes it to the enemy intel he makes this dispencer, an invincible teleporter and an invisible sentry.
uncle dane if he wasnt fucking around
He’s gotta lock in fr
he sounds like a defective turret from that one game with evil robots and a gun that shoots out orange and blue holes.
This just was sitting in the corner of my recommended feed so i decided to click on it.
Pretty acurate red engie on upward representation
The metaphor of the gas dispenser syphoning money out of everyone works on so many levels!
Heavy Tires Guy
Level 1:😊
Level 2:😊
Level 3:👍
Level 4:💀
Level 5:☠️☠️☠️
Level 6: 🌋💣☠️☠️☠️
Level. 7💥🌋🌋🌋💥💥💥☠️☠️☠️☠️
Level 8:💥💥💥💥💥💥💥☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️🌪🌪
Level 9:💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Level 10:💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Level 11:🛩️🏢🏢💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Level 10: 💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💀💀💀💀💀
The greatest villain of all time for real.
You should’ve put the uncle Dane theme song over this
actual peak cinema
This seems like smth to send a friend at 3 in the morning
Me when I buy all the game passes in Roblox be like
@@stevebrooks6722 Accurate 😂
@@NygesOverlord I liked your comment lol
A blue Heavy tires guy helping drivers defend against a red Engineer's Level 4 gas pump
Evil dispenser Vs. Michelin Mikhail Man
Sapper users 😥
Red tape recorder users 🗿
My god! The video has glitched so the video was playing while the comments, description, and title were from Veritasiums video on unaliving yourself, so I thought this video got age restricted and had something related to suicide in it! I was truly flabbergasted!
“Sandwich :)”
Too big for me to sap 😭 thanks heavy
You see,if you die 100 times as engineer you get a special metal that will turn your level 3 dispenser into a level 4,then your dispenser will turn into a boss and proceed to suck out everyone’s credits until someone defeats it
The fact that the Dispenser (I think it is) is based on a gas pump makes this better
Someone needs to make this into an sfm
Bro will need to zap it on a ''private'' part
Dispenser dispenser
We need dispenser here
dispenser giveth, dispenser taketh away
This will be TF2 in 2017
Dispenser down
Thats why you need to feed your dispensers regularly
damn tf3 looking fine
Mythical RUclips Recommendations Pull
The right sandwich fixes everything
"Dreams have meaning.."
My dreams:
Sandwich. The Tire Company that have Sandwiches.
I love the implication that every level 3 dispenser is buy 200 metal from becoming an apocalyptic force, and that every engi refuses to upgrade to level 4 purely for honour.
i know this is an ad for tires, but really it is an ad for public transport.
Final MvM boss 💀💀
0:21 I AM ZE ÜBERMENCH