Between one high school health class chapter on contraceptives, and a medical encyclopedia, I knew what a diaphragm was before I saw this episode the first time. And the directors of There's Something About Mary, they co-wrote this episode. Dom gave Ted some advice similar to what Elaine tried to give to Marla.
Marla was my favourite of Jerry's girlfriends. She offered a really good contrast with the gang, especially Elaine. It was amazing when she re-appeared in The Contest
@swagdollarbills this confirms it: this thread is upvoting anything in favor of Jerry Seinfeld dating a 17yr old. Likely the same folks who support guns, hate vaccines, say “white lives matter too!”, and hate that women have voting rights.
I have to admit that when I watched this episode 30 years ago, I had absolutely no idea what a diaphragm was
You breathe with it.
dude im 32 years old married two kids one from a past girlfriend and i had to google it lmaoooo
does it still exists?
I still don't
Something with camera’s…
She was saving herself for Niles Crane.
😂
She saved it for Jon Jon
Oh no, Daphne was sassy! lol
She's a bit psychic.
Indubitably 🍷
Snapple in a bottle like the good ole days. Not plastic 😂😂
Idea about 80 hooks .... Seems like Kramer to me
Elaine’s Hello😂😂
I don’t understand why the contest bothered her.
Between one high school health class chapter on contraceptives, and a medical encyclopedia, I knew what a diaphragm was before I saw this episode the first time. And the directors of There's Something About Mary, they co-wrote this episode. Dom gave Ted some advice similar to what Elaine tried to give to Marla.
You must've been devastated being left for a wall.....😆
Elaine, its because of the tryptophan...
Daphne Moon 🤍😍
What's a diaphragm?
@Frank Reynolds no
My best guess is condom for women.
Birth control method made of rubber.
Birth control
Marla was my favourite of Jerry's girlfriends. She offered a really good contrast with the gang, especially Elaine. It was amazing when she re-appeared in The Contest
I was partial to Mulva, personally.
@@christophergolfer Ya know, when i heard you were engaged, i thought maybe you had matured. But, obviously there's no growth here.
I gotta go with Jodi the masseuse. After all, “A woman that hates me this much comes around once in a lifetime.”
George Costanza
Nikki who got whatever she wanted is my favorite
@@christophergolfer Mulva was gorgeous.
Jane Leeves was gorgeous back in her day. Super underrated. Jerry and Niles know what I’m talking about.
She even graced a Benny Hill episode in a little French Maid's outfit. Quite nice.
Agree
"Well it's not like spotting a toupee." 🤣
Odds are Jerry would want to leave once it was over, even if it was his own apartment.
one of my favourite lines
WE'LL PUT EVERYTHING ON HOOKS
Everything?
@@therealjconYes, even our virginities! 😂❤🎉
Marla is gorgeous! So is Laney!
Stop hogging all the beautiful women, Seinfeld!
Amazing that Elaine can make that LDS hairstyle look hot.
Daphne Moon 🤍....I love her.
Ah The Contest. In my opinion the best Seinfeld episode ever. Thank you for posting this, I was laughing in the shower
I also listen to Seinfeld in the shower
Why? you didn´t finish watching it.
The scene in the hospital with George's mother is just genius.
In the shower?! Were you master of your domain?
The way Elaine says diaphragm 😂
Hooks are a horrible idea 🤦🏻♀️
.. i believe she winds up giving it to jfk jr ..
I don’t know why she couldn’t tell that they were having a “contest”. After all, she’s a bit psychic.
Before I moved to New York that seemed like a pretty normal closet. Now it makes this whole episode science fiction.
Just love how Elaine keeps emphasizing "dia" in diaphragm. Lol, she was trolling without realizing it.
No she wasn't...
What're you talking about?
wish you knew what trolling ment
Ah yes...John John
I Lost My Vringity To Ariel From The Little Mermaid At Disney World
Only Jodi the masseuse was a better girlfriend. After all, “A woman that hates me this much comes around once in a lifetime.”
George Costanza
I died xD from the broken home line
00:12 She's Kramer's soulmate.
"Levels, Jerry. Levels."
Snapple and NBC what a combo
The product placement is underrated in Seinfeld
I think this is the only time I recall seeing Jerry's back bedroom.
British accents...
Daphne is that you?
So funny 😂 hahaha!!!😆 😂
Elaine is so funny
Bit too close to the bone.
RELEASE THE WHOLE EPISODE!
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
JFK Jr
air bus three hundred
timothy brechts loved kindred
platinum hindered
left kitchen strainer
million dollars matt traina
fields pink retainer
From the contest. Bad timing.
I’d def leave the next morning if it was Elaine.
4:35 no hes gonna want YOU to leave after, which is prob best for both parties anyway
Classic Diaphragm
I don´t like to watch a little piece of a chapter, I don´t know why we can´t watch a whole chapter of Seinfeld on youtube.
Get Hulu and watch all you want
@@dm7744 Hulu? All right, thanks a lot!!
Just a reminder that Jerry Seinfeld dated a high school girl while he was in his late 30s.
Jealous?
Definitely weird. I don't know why people thought that was ok.
Yea, Jerry Seinfeld is legit a creep for that.
Anyone who doesn’t see an issue with that or even defends that is likely a weirdo themselves.
@swagdollarbills this confirms it: this thread is upvoting anything in favor of Jerry Seinfeld dating a 17yr old.
Likely the same folks who support guns, hate vaccines, say “white lives matter too!”, and hate that women have voting rights.
@@Droogs she was 17
Now I remember why I stopped watching this show. Classless and crass, some topics are not meant for public consumption
You can get Barney reruns on DVD or if that is too risqué, how about Teletubbies?
For women if you want a stable life you should rely more on what men say than what women say.
No, don't listen to what they say, look at what they do
Bad advice. A lot of men are idiots. They idolize Andrew Tate. Case in point.
Or you can just be single. Like moi 😅😅