turn 1: 1. play Forrest 2. cast Exploration 3. play Forrest 4. cast Exploration 3. play Forrest turn 2: 1. play 3 Forrest 2. cast a fatty with shroud or hexproof [6 mana creature on turn 2. If you start first, your opponent only has 1 mana]
An infamous cheater in mtg named Alex Bertoncini used this cheat because you wouldn't have 6 land off of 2 explores on turn 3, you could only have a max of 5
I remember watching this year's ago when I didn't know a single thing about magic. I enjoyed it a lot back then,but now that I play as my most invested hobby,this song is soooooo much more enjoyable and funny xD
Remy, thank you for your wizardry in MTG humor. Not only is this the perfect song to bump whilst driving to the LGS, but the subtleties in video are masterful. I'm sure we all agree that the "two explores" joke an excellent ending, but we need to fully appreciate the just how that was pulled off. The posture, the facial expression, the way he gestures to say "your turn"... Nailed it, mate.
Message to Remy: I know this was like four years ago, but if you ever feel any interest in making a sequel to this, I could help you with writing it. (As I also have experience with rapping about MTG) Lil' taste: Cause you know when I play control I'm feeling great, Counterspell showing up again, would be even better than my date, Brings me back to the early thousands, when I was in my zen, When I saw the look of my opponents when I countered Armagaden! And also... (After an attempted block) Oh no! Not in here, Cause my rat's bad to the bone, and he's got fear, I don't care if it's outdated mechanic, Spoken: Wait did you just cast vines of vastwood on your blighted agent? Okay, time to panic! And even some: I ultimate Jace, and you'll soon be dead, But I play another, just to mess with your head, But the original's still got loyalty left, I wonder with the legend rule- is it a fight, a hug, or identity theft?! And just for my homies: When I get a set of packs, you know I be tearing, and I use counter and burn- like Shaun Mclaren! (Pro Tour Born of the God's champion) And you'll soon get killed son, Despite having a superior deck, wait hold on, you better check, If you're actually Jacob Wilson! (Runner up in Born of the God's. He actually beat Shaun in a previous round) And that's all I'm giving over for free, Remy. Have a lovely day, Jermey
Everytime I drive up or down to College I see a sign that says Remy's Mobile homes. And I think back to the glory days when GoRemy posted videos. Finally those days are back!
At first the thought ran through my mind "Is this about drugs?" I slowly remembered this was Remy we're talking about, it's much better than that. Thank you for proving me right rems.
you're the reason I started subscribing to channels on youtube. please don't walk away like that again. Nice one. The Plaxico Burress line is too true.
WOOOOO People are so excited to see Remy back that some how he's managed to get 100 odd more likes than veiws! :D Looking forward to the new content Remz!!
Ive got my black backpack and im ready to roll with my crew, everybody, yeah its out of control got a itch ima scratch it, its gonna be tragic(?) i got a big ol (????) we're playin some magic gonna bust out some cards, gonna make me some decks gonna pack em full of spells? baby, whatchu expect? got my dice, got my sleeves, got my life count meter you talk to any girls today? no? me neither! ima planeswalker. oh! a master of sorcery lightning bolt to the dome, if you eva come close to me drop me in a battle and i wont be worse(?) you messin wit da baddest motha' in the multiverse mono red, mono black, blue control, stop that greeday(?) good at takin down my strategies, white weenay(?) tappin all my mana, ill pay the entwine you never seen a mystic wizard cast a spell as sweet as mine but i only tap plains aint no nobody can touch me i like white weenie so much, they call me jerry sandusky you fellas wanna play this other game? the cards are slightly smaller, i can grab it.. NAHHH SON we playin magic (???????????????) someone else wanna pick up the rest?
+partykrew666 (chorus) Up at work man I'm clamorin, when I'm speakin in my sleep and when I'm stammerin, when I'm thinkin in the sink and when I'm latherin, all I'm thinkin bout is play magic the gatherin! (verse 2) Startin up a new game I'mma roll my d-20, gonna play first oh yea it's gonna be funnay. Draw 7 cards and I look at my hand, I'm like a Palestinian I ain't got no land! Peel 6 cards hand looks alright, look at (??) lookin for a proxy fight! "What I can't use proxies?" no you can't "well why can't I?" cuz unlike the state of Georgia you ain't got a Savannah. Rampant growth, rampant growth, dropping land like a fool, acceleratin in to trees like it's in a bayou. Because my deck straight features, big fat creatures, turn em sideways and yeah I'm gon beat ya. What'chu playin? "Tribal cats" that deck is lookin stoopid, call it kitty litter all you doin is scoopin. Switchin to fish, youse about to get bent. "I thought you only played white Remy" yea but it's lent. Lookin to buy, well then guy I'll be your man, I'm a 1 stop shop when it comes to contraband. Collectible foils, best check on your eyelids, so many 10 dollar cards you'd think that this was Papyrus. "Got any standard rares?" Give this a quality good look, so much type 2 it's like a Paula Deen cook book. "I don't see any counterspells" my suppliers are scary, need so much permission man you'd think I was married. Attack phase, I'm usin the stackin, go 187 all up on ya dragon, attackin, "Wait how'd that dude get bigger?" you're like (??) you don't understand triggers! think I'll be defeated better check your sobriety, only thing that I ain't beatin is my social anxiety. Drop a Serra angel and I'll move in fast, tap my mana to the ta.. ..ohhh right that's vilgilan....ceorry.. (chorus) Up at work man I'm clamorin, when I'm speakin in my sleep and when I'm stammerin, when I'm thinkin in the sink and when I'm latherin, all I'm thinkin bout is play magic the gatherin!
Haha I remember this game! Twas fun back in primary school. And damn Remy, it's been ages! I'm glad you're back man, hope you make new videos - I'm not sure if I can trust your description xD
Eemi even though you were inactive when i first made my account you were one of the first three channels that i subscribed to. i am so happy that you are back making music
8 years later & this is still a banger~
"What turn is it?"
"Two explores."
I didn't understand the end of the video until I saw "Alex Bertoncini Cheats at SCG Kansas City" with the two explores. Nice reference.
- Alex what is the second president of the USA?
- Two explores
MAD SUPPORT from us bro. You still are the BOSS of nerdcore. This is great. Sharing with all of our fans.
THK
I actually have never played magic but I do play video games. I can relate. 🍻
Love the six land two explores turn three joke
Jakob Khan-Springer Can someone explain it to me?
Jakob Khan-Springer can someone explain that joke to me?
turn 1:
1. play Forrest
2. cast Exploration
3. play Forrest
4. cast Exploration
3. play Forrest
turn 2:
1. play 3 Forrest
2. cast a fatty with shroud or hexproof [6 mana creature on turn 2. If you start first, your opponent only has 1 mana]
An infamous cheater in mtg named Alex Bertoncini used this cheat because you wouldn't have 6 land off of 2 explores on turn 3, you could only have a max of 5
I came back to listen to this and now I'm like "Shit...now I get it" so much deeper than just "lol green ramp"
This video gets better
That is the rap of a true Magic player.
You talk to any girls today? No. ME NEITHER!~ my life
Still your life?
@@elyasrasti8943 I bet
@@dreamcastsoup8338 word
Alexander we need an update did you get bitches yet
My favorite line:
"And I look at my hand, I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no land"
Was jist about to write that, lol.
+Tomz921 "You're like Plaxico Burress, you don't understand triggers!" is such a smart line aswell
mine is "What you playing? Tribal Cats. Man, that deck's lookin' stupid you should call it kitty litter-- all you're doing is scooping"
order borders for israel
Gouda Gouda Gouda!
I remember watching this year's ago when I didn't know a single thing about magic. I enjoyed it a lot back then,but now that I play as my most invested hobby,this song is soooooo much more enjoyable and funny xD
Remy, thank you for your wizardry in MTG humor.
Not only is this the perfect song to bump whilst driving to the LGS, but the subtleties in video are masterful.
I'm sure we all agree that the "two explores" joke an excellent ending, but we need to fully appreciate the just how that was pulled off. The posture, the facial expression, the way he gestures to say "your turn"... Nailed it, mate.
The "two explores" at the end was brilliantly done, much like the rest of the video.
"so much type 2 its like a paula deen cookbook" ahahahaha
Remy is back: 2 new videos per month heck yes!
Good times
Lmao “ the only thing I ain’t beating is my social anxiety “ I feel it 😭😭
"Call it kitty litter, all you're doin is scoopin"
Even a simple Pokemon player like me can appreciate this gold
Only thing that I ain't beating is social anxiety. GoRemy has some golden stuff.
I wasn't sure if anything like this would exist. I'm so glad I found it.
I don't know how but you wrote a song that describes my life.
"I look at my hand, I'm like a Palestinian I GOT NOT LAND" i died
Best mtg song out there
A decade later this song still bumps!
“You’re like plaxico burress, you don’t understand triggers!!” Shit had me dead
same bro XD
1:30 what a great rhyme! I'm with you my friend!
I don't know this guy, but he should make a new channel only with magic songs
I wish South Park had been this accurate when they did their Magic parody.
Message to Remy:
I know this was like four years ago, but if you ever feel any interest in making a sequel to this, I could help you with writing it. (As I also have experience with rapping about MTG)
Lil' taste:
Cause you know when I play control I'm feeling great,
Counterspell showing up again, would be even better than my date,
Brings me back to the early thousands, when I was in my zen,
When I saw the look of my opponents when I countered Armagaden!
And also...
(After an attempted block)
Oh no! Not in here,
Cause my rat's bad to the bone, and he's got fear,
I don't care if it's outdated mechanic,
Spoken: Wait did you just cast vines of vastwood on your blighted agent?
Okay, time to panic!
And even some:
I ultimate Jace, and you'll soon be dead,
But I play another, just to mess with your head,
But the original's still got loyalty left,
I wonder with the legend rule- is it a fight, a hug, or identity theft?!
And just for my homies:
When I get a set of packs,
you know I be tearing,
and I use counter and burn-
like Shaun Mclaren! (Pro Tour Born of the God's champion)
And you'll soon get killed son,
Despite having a superior deck,
wait hold on, you better check,
If you're actually Jacob Wilson! (Runner up in Born of the God's. He actually beat Shaun in a previous round)
And that's all I'm giving over for free, Remy.
Have a lovely day,
Jermey
"Accelerating into trees like Oksana Baiul"
I had to look at Wikipedia to get that joke. Lol.
is it just me, or do you want to play magic the gathering right now?
Jeremy Segal no, its not just you
AfroTech The Cyborg Well alright then.
lol jk, im playing as we speak
+AfroTech The Cyborg prerelease
LoadingReadyLover Went, opened Gideon.
Blup Flup, trup hup.
Two Explores!!!
That Tap that Ass joke is so overused.
But it was alright here.
I actually named my White Weenie Deck Jerry Sandusky.
Everytime I drive up or down to College I see a sign that says Remy's Mobile homes. And I think back to the glory days when GoRemy posted videos. Finally those days are back!
MtgRemy origins
lol, I just discovered you have an entire channel dedicated to MTG parody music videos. I like the arc of this story.
Jerry Sandusky just got denied for reduced sentencing so I had to listen to this again.
At first the thought ran through my mind "Is this about drugs?" I slowly remembered this was Remy we're talking about, it's much better than that. Thank you for proving me right rems.
Two explores at the end. Clever.
This video has been an excellent cherry on top for my night. Excellent.
"I need so much permission, you'd think I was married" LOL!
Came over here from MTGRemy just to like this video again.
0:40; I wish I could cast Lightning Bolt using white mana.
You can with Chromatic Lantern
fatalflaw1234 Not actually m8, it still taps for red, not white.
Aiur Siegmeyer But you've gained a red mana.
celestial dawn
It's so great to have you back, Remy. It's been far too long.
like a Palestinian i aint got no land, holy shit. Ugh you're the best dude
The "Lent" line got me.
...along with all the lines everyone else has mentioned.
This is pretty brilliant.
Omg how am I just now finding this? Lmfao
Looking forwards to more videos. Good to have you back.
"I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no land!" Still relevant today in 2024 😢
you're the reason I started subscribing to channels on youtube. please don't walk away like that again. Nice one. The Plaxico Burress line is too true.
turn 2 with 10+ forests in play, reason: explore xD
There are SO MANY good lines in this song!
By the end I can't tell if he loves Magic or absolutely hates it...lol
+Grayson Christian So you're saying he definitely plays MTG
+Grayson Christian all magic players are both sides man
if he is going against Blue, hate, anything else is love
tru tru
Soooo amazing. I loved you before I saw this. And as an avid mtg player, I only love you more now! Keep doing what you do!
"I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no land" lolol
Shit still slaps.
"You talk to any girls?
"no..."
"ME NEITHER! I'm a planeswalker, oh!, master of sorcery"
87 people play tribal cats
I was excited to see GoRemy in my new video list, and you do not disappoint!
found this in 2019 and it was brilliant for noobs
WOOOOO People are so excited to see Remy back that some how he's managed to get 100 odd more likes than veiws! :D Looking forward to the new content Remz!!
Mark Ruffalo?
I had no idea what was going on but was smiling anyways because Remy is back!!!!
how much mana you have?: two explorer hahahah
at first I liked this channel...now I officially LOVE it.
Almost too well thought out haha
I just started playing MTG again. Remy, you always have the best timing.
This would be so much better if you had subtitles
I don't know where you have been.
This is the most popular card game ever.
It always has been, and it always will be.
1:06 Yu-Gi-Oh!
I can grabbb ittttt
NonPacifistBroom nah son we playing magic
Dang rent where did you go? Glad to see you back and going to be putting out alot of videos soon!
Funny how my comment gets removed and the other dudes comment gets removed as well LoL
The universe unfolded today
Nice rap song yo
Props for your "2 explores" reference. That had me doubled over with laughter.
Thumbs if you got the 2 Explores pun!
so glad to see you are back man! and you definitely hit it out of the park with this one!
Ive got my black backpack and im ready to roll
with my crew, everybody, yeah its out of control
got a itch ima scratch it, its gonna be tragic(?)
i got a big ol (????) we're playin some magic
gonna bust out some cards, gonna make me some decks
gonna pack em full of spells? baby, whatchu expect?
got my dice, got my sleeves, got my life count meter
you talk to any girls today? no? me neither!
ima planeswalker. oh! a master of sorcery
lightning bolt to the dome, if you eva come close to me
drop me in a battle and i wont be worse(?)
you messin wit da baddest motha' in the multiverse
mono red, mono black, blue control, stop that greeday(?)
good at takin down my strategies, white weenay(?)
tappin all my mana, ill pay the entwine
you never seen a mystic wizard cast a spell as sweet as mine
but i only tap plains aint no nobody can touch me
i like white weenie so much, they call me jerry sandusky
you fellas wanna play this other game?
the cards are slightly smaller, i can grab it.. NAHHH SON
we playin magic (???????????????)
someone else wanna pick up the rest?
No I don't.
+partykrew666
(chorus)
Up at work man I'm clamorin,
when I'm speakin in my sleep and when I'm stammerin,
when I'm thinkin in the sink and when I'm latherin,
all I'm thinkin bout is play magic the gatherin!
(verse 2)
Startin up a new game I'mma roll my d-20,
gonna play first oh yea it's gonna be funnay.
Draw 7 cards and I look at my hand,
I'm like a Palestinian I ain't got no land!
Peel 6 cards hand looks alright,
look at (??) lookin for a proxy fight!
"What I can't use proxies?"
no you can't
"well why can't I?"
cuz unlike the state of Georgia you ain't got a Savannah.
Rampant growth, rampant growth, dropping land like a fool,
acceleratin in to trees like it's in a bayou.
Because my deck straight features,
big fat creatures,
turn em sideways and yeah I'm gon beat ya.
What'chu playin?
"Tribal cats"
that deck is lookin stoopid,
call it kitty litter all you doin is scoopin.
Switchin to fish,
youse about to get bent.
"I thought you only played white Remy"
yea but it's lent.
Lookin to buy, well then guy I'll be your man,
I'm a 1 stop shop when it comes to contraband.
Collectible foils, best check on your eyelids,
so many 10 dollar cards you'd think that this was Papyrus.
"Got any standard rares?"
Give this a quality good look,
so much type 2 it's like a Paula Deen cook book.
"I don't see any counterspells"
my suppliers are scary,
need so much permission man you'd think I was married.
Attack phase, I'm usin the stackin,
go 187 all up on ya dragon,
attackin,
"Wait how'd that dude get bigger?"
you're like (??) you don't understand triggers!
think I'll be defeated better check your sobriety,
only thing that I ain't beatin is my social anxiety.
Drop a Serra angel and I'll move in fast,
tap my mana to the ta..
..ohhh right that's vilgilan....ceorry..
(chorus)
Up at work man I'm clamorin,
when I'm speakin in my sleep and when I'm stammerin,
when I'm thinkin in the sink and when I'm latherin,
all I'm thinkin bout is play magic the gatherin!
+partykrew666 its in the description lol
+RPGGameslayer that had to have just been added, it wasn't there when i did this.
Soooo good to see you back with another great video Remy!
5 Yu-Gi-Oh players pushed the dislike button !!!
Glad to see you back Remy!
Remi, this is brilliant. I hope you progress to the long awaited MMO Trading Card Game: Hex TCG-MMO. God I'd love to hear you make a song on that :)
i second this, id definitely play again BEFORE pve comes out
We need the sequel
i thought i was dreaming when i saw a new video from you! .. glad your back!
Man, been so long since I have heard from Remy! Loved his album
Seeing Remy in my subscription box just made my day! This is awesome! :D
Haha I remember this game! Twas fun back in primary school. And damn Remy, it's been ages! I'm glad you're back man, hope you make new videos - I'm not sure if I can trust your description xD
Yugioh ftw. Throwback to Remy. Been a fan since 2007 ya akhy
Eemi even though you were inactive when i first made my account you were one of the first three channels that i subscribed to. i am so happy that you are back making music
How is it that there is so much Remy content that I didn't know about?
Go Remy! Glad to see you're back, son!
Welcome back!
Played a tun back in high school. 1993 or so. Talked to girls tho. Great vid, once again. You Rock.
AMAZING, HE'S BACK :D Much love from the UK, I used to to love this guy XD
The king has returned
Well done glad to see you back! Funny rap like always!
This is actually so great. Loved the two explores reference
I have been a fan since 07 keep up the good work remy
Its been to long, your a legend WE LOVE YOU
I'm dancing in joy over that Remy is back!! :D
THANK YOU REMY WE LOVE, MISS, AND WILL STAY WITH YOU TILL THE END!!!!!!!!!
Cmon keep on it now man we need more!
The Chorus is how I feel whenever there is a new set coming out.
Glad you are back brother
This song was in my dream last night, haven’t heard it in yearsssss. Can’t find it on Apple though.