I swear, I will not watch brain jotter when I m eating again. Pepper ooooooo. ' wear skirt on top of suit ' that got me so hard I forgot I busted into laughter like a mad man
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😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂 Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and... decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂 As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it. Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen. The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!" Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!" Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?" Ekene didn't respond. The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me! Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered. "Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested. Ekene shouted, "Boss!" Boss answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" Boss didn't answer. Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet. The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name". The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie". Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. Ekene called, "Madam! Madam answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?" Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
😂😂😂😂you be like standing fan wey spoil😂😂😂this one wey be like javelin 😂😂wasiere for Igbo film😂😂😂yoo the gettat parts always gets me😂😂I can’t wait for part two
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary school days. 😂😂😂 It all. happened on a Tuesday morning when our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives.... Eg: _Long longer longest _Big bigger biggest _Short shorter shortest _Fast faster fastest. So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started; TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way... TEACHER: Long PUPILS: Long longer longest TEACHER: Big PUPILS: Big bigger biggest TEACHER: Short PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest TEACHER: Fast! PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good! PUPILS: Good gooder goodest TEACHER: STOP!!! PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!! PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest TEACHER: Chim o! PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest TEACHER : CHAI!!!! PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest TEACHER: OLODO!!! PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂😂😂😂😂😂 you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣 Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Please can you help me tell my parents that I am not a witch, am only practicing witchcraft. This is what happened,' yesterday night around 11:50 pm in the night I was trying to sleep but sleep don't want to catch me, I was looking for what to do to keep me busy. The worse is that my phone battery is dead and my mother is with my phone charger 🔌 You know that an idle mind is a devil's workshop. I started thinking about Nollywood movie how witches do their meeting. I decided to practice it. I swear to God, I made sure that my parents were sleeping. I peeped in their room and saw them snoring. I immediately entered my room, I thought I locked the door 🚪. Then I removed my shirt and brought red wrapper and tied in my waist. I decorated my room to look like shrine and use some chalk I stole from church Sunday school to design my face. I remembered in nollywood movie when witches appear they start laughing. Then I started laughing in loud voice not minding that it is midnight because I locked my door and that I don't care if our neighbors are hearing me because it is none of their business. As I was laughing like witches I felt like somebody is watching me but I didn't care I decided to take the witch practice to another level. I used my normal voice and shouted Normal voice: great queen mother your servant is hear again I changed my voice like a girl and said Girl's voice: my son you are welcome to our meeting. You have not did what you promised us Normal voice : I will do it soon, I will not dis... (I didn't even finish my statement when Mama Ada who is our neighbor pushed my door open and came inside my room with my parents) My mother immediately fell on the floor and started crying and shouting " my son have been possessed oo" My father was holding olive oil and bible and he was speaking in tongue. I wanted to explain to them that am not a witch and our neighbor mama Ada was telling him not to listen to me that it was the devil speaking. My father started praying My father : you evil spirit from hell I command you to die by fire Me: (Nothing happened) My father: ( start pouring me olive oil) I command you to leave this boy by fire Me: I told you that am not possessed Mama Ada: this demon is stubborn, I have seen ones like you before. She called her son and later I saw him coming with 3 big canes.immediately my mother ran and collect one cane and flogged me in the back and my father pushed me in the name of praying. I fell on the floor and started shouting because the cane is painful. Then the stupid boy said that the prayer is working that fire is burning me. My father and mother started praying seriously. I asked them is that how they do deliverance in their church. Before I knew it, the stupid boy flogged me another cane. I tried attacking him. Then our useless neighbor mama Ada told my parents that the demon is manifesting. To cut the story short, am in serious pain.they flogged the hell out of me. To make matter worse they tied me with rope since morning and called our pastor Odumeje. Now my life is now unpredictable because Odumeje did one guy smack down on Sunday and the guy died instantly and he said that it is God that took the guy. My own deliverance maybe uppercut. Please you guys should help me tell my parents that am not a witch. It is just a practice. 😂😂😂 Thanks so much for reading my joke, If you enjoyed it, Please can you do me a favour, I want you to please SUBSCRIBE to my channel, I know u are capable. 💛💛👍 it very simple Just touch my profile picture and you will see where to SUBSCRIBE Plsssssssssss🙏🙏🙏
Lol 😆 God oo this guy nor fit kill me with laugh Him :Ever since my mother died Nd: which mother the one I saw this morning Me : on the floor laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Let’s appreciate Jotter for always putting smile on our faces 😊
Brain jotter.. Na craze ...
See as I,dey laugh for office 😃
Walahi , this guy no normal
The guy with this his get out ehh
Is something else 😂
Even this one carry egg of life e nor fit marry u
I nor get yansh 😂😂😂😂
I mean to say
( U nor get yansh)
Girl:- I’m sure the prince is meant for me
Brainjotter:- mentos, pepperment, entertainment.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guys Jotter is the best Nigerian comedian in the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
U think say na olanma the wicked princess we dey do 😂😂💔😂😂
Them nor get yansh nah e dey mess this kind mess 😂😂
Abeg who nor get yansh not dey mess 😂
I swear, I will not watch brain jotter when I m eating again. Pepper ooooooo.
' wear skirt on top of suit ' that got me so hard I forgot I busted into laughter like a mad man
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
God i love u brainjotter
Ur comedy actually got me laughing and laughing hard 🤣🤣🤣
If u wan bring light no bring light come the road weh we d carry girls go... Chai brainjotter 🤣🤣🤣
Guy: If I should marry your daughter,I will make sure I bring light to this community
Jotter: lighter,lighter
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Na the scrutum we dey find....😂 Joter ur level plenty
To the person reading this, don't give up on your RUclips Channel, it's going to get better ✊
“Him think say na olanma the wicked princess we dey do”. 😹😹
"something dey smell like goat wey get diabetes" gotten me hollering 😊😂😂😂😂😂💔💔💔
This one wan give Igwe upper cut🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔
brainjotter you are the best of all i love you so much
Something dey smell like goat wey get diabetics 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Omo brainjotter go kill me with sweet 😂😂😂
😅😅😅 I will bring light in this community 🙄🙄🙄 lighter 😅...❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The guy head be like javelin truly
ruclips.net/video/O5NyZeZylw0/видео.html funny 😂😂😂..
E think say na Olanma the wicked princess we dey do
But low key Brainjotter dey diz Nollywood ooh...😂😂😂💔
Jotter, why are you like this na? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wetin dey worry Brain Jotter na 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She think say na ulama the wicked princess we dey do
I knew it that he will just talk about Nyash.....This man and Nyash🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha 🤣🤣😂😂🤣, brain Jotter, you no go kill me ooooo, my belle wan burst....
“I like her yansh”
Straight Up! 😹😹
Straight to the point like the man said
Straight away
"you no get yansh na you dey mess this kind mess" really got me 😂
Person mess ran u say nah ancestry meeting
Ancestry meeting nah dey smell mess mess 😂
This guy get mouth 🤣🤣
Me: igwe don chop rat 😂🏃🏃
No go bring light near dah ikoro, 😂 brain jotter sha
I so much love this guy brain jotter
Chioma the wicked princess 😂😂😂😂😂
Abeg shey goat dey get diabetes ni 😂💕
Eeeeiiii egwe I just poured my tea down 😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water
to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and...
decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂
As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.
Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"
Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Ekene didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.
Ekene shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!
Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".
Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen
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Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Go straight to the point.
Jotter: I like her nyash 😂 😂 😂
He went straight to the point nah
@@kayodemakinde6545 I swear
This part made me laugh hard
Ever since my fowl died
Have be looking for a woman to call a fowl 😂😂😂😂
He talk fast u think say na olaman the wicked princess we dey do here 😅😅
The prince is meant for me😂😂😂mentor😂😂bruh will not kill me
More wisdom bruh🤲❤️
That part got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
V
Something deh smell like goat weh get diabetes 🤣🤣 chai
Heavenly father I pray that you keep the person reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially blessed Amen..Say Amen
Amen
Amen
AMEN
Walai tears dey come out from my face, a Don laugh tire
😂😂😂😂you be like standing fan wey spoil😂😂😂this one wey be like javelin 😂😂wasiere for Igbo film😂😂😂yoo the gettat parts always gets me😂😂I can’t wait for part two
This joke mad oooi can't stop laughing ooo😂😂😂😂😂😂
You think say na Olamma and prince we dey do here😂😂😂
Brain jotter u get problem ooh😆😁
I love this mhen brainjotter you no-go bad for movie oo
Omo brainjotter don finish this pastor 🤣🤣
That Pinky girl is a very good actress
Herh aswear you fool pass 😂😂😂😂😂😂💔💔
Ghana is waiting for you🇬🇭🇬🇭
Haa' this one will shock you 👇👇👇👇😂😂😂👇👇👇😱😱
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This Brain Jotter 😂😂 before he even cracks a joke I'm already laughing and when it hits, I can't breathe 😂😂😂. Best skit maker 2021
Swrs . Man
Hahahaha... The girl forget say na Igbo epic film, she speak yoruba by all means as she no fit control her anger. Hahahah
Enjoying this series 🤩
Haa' this one will shock you 👇👇👇👇😂😂😂👇👇👇😱😱😱
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This guy self
ruclips.net/video/O5NyZeZylw0/видео.html funny 😂😂😂..
😹😹😹😹 very funny 💔😹😹
praise the lord brain jotter con look am top and down
Brain jotter u really b mumu ooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is Obinze Owerri 😱
I know the king, he’s a photographer 😅
God forbid bad thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wetin I go even talk for this issue
Brain jotter no get sense ......!!! E no even know waitin e Dey talk .... 😂😂😂
I really Appreciate🙏🏻🙏🏻💯❤❣👍🏻 u bro dragon lord, dragon warrior, 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 please let there be a part 2 of this video especially In the evil forex
U know go kill me with laugh u this guy🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂🙄
🤣🤣🤣🤣 brainjotter u no well.....nuff love from Ghana 🇬🇭
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary
school days. 😂😂😂 It
all.
happened on a Tuesday morning
when
our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and
superlatives....
Eg:
_Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily)
Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂😂😂😂😂😂
you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen
As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣
Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Soon to hit 200k subscribers ❤️❤️
Hahhaha Olamma the wicked princess
Love this brain jotter
Finally he apologized 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “sorry sir “
Brain jotter:oga no be homosexual we come do here oo ,which one be we go marry prince
Brain jotter get bad mouth eh, see as he floor everybody 😂
It's the javelin for me😂😂😂
2:28 oga gettat first 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 if she lik mak she carry d egg, as long no yansh no marriage
U be like standing fan 😂😂
Brain jotter will frustrate the evil spirits😈 in that forest
Haa' this one will shock you 👇👇👇👇😂😂😂👇👇👇😱😱
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😀
"i like her yansh" 🤩 LOL
“Mental health na him you dey get” 😹💀
Come forward keh🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️japa level🤣🤣🤣
Here before 200k ....
Jotter no man,I like her nyash😆
Who go send me card I no get data to watch and I want to watch 😭😭😭
Ulamma the wicked princess😂😂
I think say na the scrotum we de find
Werey😂
Werey wan carry royal egg
I'm I the only one laugh with tears🤣🤣😭
English hard sha 😂😂
I really appreciate this guy…just saw one video of him on Facebook and here I am laughing video after video…keep it up. Get out 🤣
Why did u wanna marry d princess 😂
I like her yarsh😂😂
Boss nice one
Brain jotter u are so funny 🤣🤣
oga this one no be Nollywood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's the mentos and pepperment for me😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please can you help me tell my parents that I am not a witch, am only practicing witchcraft.
This is what happened,' yesterday night around 11:50 pm in the night I was trying to sleep but sleep don't want to catch me, I was looking for what to do to keep me busy. The worse is that my phone battery is dead and my mother is with my phone charger 🔌
You know that an idle mind is a devil's workshop. I started thinking about Nollywood movie how witches do their meeting. I decided to practice it. I swear to God, I made sure that my parents were sleeping. I peeped in their room and saw them snoring.
I immediately entered my room, I thought I locked the door 🚪. Then I removed my shirt and brought red wrapper and tied in my waist. I decorated my room to look like shrine and use some chalk I stole from church Sunday school to design my face.
I remembered in nollywood movie when witches appear they start laughing. Then I started laughing in loud voice not minding that it is midnight because I locked my door and that I don't care if our neighbors are hearing me because it is none of their business. As I was laughing like witches I felt like somebody is watching me but I didn't care
I decided to take the witch practice to another level.
I used my normal voice and shouted
Normal voice: great queen mother your servant is hear again
I changed my voice like a girl and said
Girl's voice: my son you are welcome to our meeting. You have not did what you promised us
Normal voice : I will do it soon, I will not dis... (I didn't even finish my statement when Mama Ada who is our neighbor pushed my door open and came inside my room with my parents)
My mother immediately fell on the floor and started crying and shouting " my son have been possessed oo"
My father was holding olive oil and bible and he was speaking in tongue. I wanted to explain to them that am not a witch and our neighbor mama Ada was telling him not to listen to me that it was the devil speaking. My father started praying
My father : you evil spirit from hell I command you to die by fire
Me: (Nothing happened)
My father: ( start pouring me olive oil) I command you to leave this boy by fire
Me: I told you that am not possessed
Mama Ada: this demon is stubborn, I have seen ones like you before.
She called her son and later I saw him coming with 3 big canes.immediately my mother ran and collect one cane and flogged me in the back and my father pushed me in the name of praying. I fell on the floor and started shouting because the cane is painful. Then the stupid boy said that the prayer is working that fire is burning me.
My father and mother started praying seriously.
I asked them is that how they do deliverance in their church. Before I knew it, the stupid boy flogged me another cane. I tried attacking him. Then our useless neighbor mama Ada told my parents that the demon is manifesting.
To cut the story short, am in serious pain.they flogged the hell out of me. To make matter worse they tied me with rope since morning and called our pastor Odumeje.
Now my life is now unpredictable because Odumeje did one guy smack down on Sunday and the guy died instantly and he said that it is God that took the guy.
My own deliverance maybe uppercut.
Please you guys should help me tell my parents that am not a witch. It is just a practice. 😂😂😂
Thanks so much for reading my joke,
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I like her nyash😀😀😀
Congrats bro we hit 200k subs 💖🔥📌
Lol 😆
God oo this guy nor fit kill me with laugh
Him :Ever since my mother died
Nd: which mother the one I saw this morning
Me : on the floor laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is a cruise😆😆😆😆😆😆
You be heavy troublemaker. Na ur type dem dey beat after school 🤣
This is dope.. you no dey disappoint..😂😂😂
Excellent work brain jotter keep it up and we hope to see the continuation
What’s the name of the dark slim girl? I really love her acting especially when she change am to warri 😀
can't wait for next episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣 soo funny